02x01 - Train

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Are you going to come quietly?
Fagin!

You are a disgrace to my police
force.

I need the money! No!

Help me! Only if you let him go!

Over...my...

..dead... It's Sir Charles.

..body!

He's had an accident. What?

No!

I think he's a goner.

That's the Victoria Queen,
convict ship.

It's going to Australia.

Is this the ship? Yeah.

Don't forget to rattle
if the sailors come back.

I won't.

Tom, you've got some competition
with the young Dodger here!

Dodger's lifted you and Fagin says
you've lost your bottle!

The sailors are coming!
Where's Dodger?

The ship's gone, and he's on it!

It's too late. We've lost him.

No! No! No, no!

Put your back into it!

Come on!

They won't break themselves!

MEN GROAN

Get that barrel over there now!

Shift them rocks!

Dodger!

Leave him.

I said, leave him!

MAN SHIVERS

Oi, Ron. Are you all right?

Go on, have this.

You're all right. Have that.

Let me get the medic.

WEAKLY: It's too late for me, boy.

Spider bite. Redback.

Death will be a blessing.

But... You been good to me, Dodger.

I ain't got long left
on this planet.

And I want to repay you.

Dodger...

..I need you to get to London.

London?

I have information.

Information...

..that will make you very rich.

Yeah?

Agh! Ah!

What?
DODGER WINCES

Redback spider!

It bit me!

Oh, not another one!

Come on!

Redback bite.

Don't waste any medicine
or water on him.

He'll be dead by lunch.

Now, then, Dodger...

..what have you got that's
worth stealing?

What's this, then?

Dodger!

Those crates are all going
to London. HMS Beagle.

Right, I will check they're secure.

Oh, no.

Read all about it!

New railway tunnel nears completion
after year of delays!

Dodger? Is that you?

Don't tell anyone I'm back, yeah?

Promise? Sh!

Thanks, mate.

Read all about it!
Dodger back in London!

The scourge returns!

Judge Fang.
Dodger's back on home soil.

He's been spotted at the docks.

Are you sure it's him?
Yes, sir. We have three witnesses.

A docker, a copper and a koala.

Fagin!

Who are you?

Who are YOU?!

What are you doing barging into my
house, you filthy looking thing?

Fagin!

Pass the flannel, would you,
darling?

Now get out!

You won't be the first street kid
I've walloped!

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is my home, I swear.

I'll prove it to you.

In here is a secret escape.

It's a dumb dumbwaiter going down
to the pub.

Don't touch my crockery!

I'm fetching the police!

Get out!

Oh!

Go on!

Minnie!

Who are those people upstairs?

How'd you know my name? Get off!

What are you doing? Sh, sh!

We ain't got long. If he sees you,
he'll sell you.

Who? Barry Mattocks.
He's taken over the pub.

There was nothing I could do!
Minnie!

What about Fagin?
Mattocks turfed him out!

He sold the kids like cabbages.

Now get out of here,
or he'll sell you an' all.

You don't understand. I need to
get the g*ng back together.

I've got a big job, Minnie,
that can make us rich.

No chance. I don't know if
they're alive or dead.

Minnie! What are you doing?

Who were you talking to?

No-one.

Get back on the pumps.

So, now Dodger's back,
what do you want us to do, sir?

Initiate Operation Top Hat.

And get to the rest of the g*ng
before he does.

We owe it to Sir Charles.

But why, sir?
We've kept tabs on the g*ng.

They've all gone straight.

Well, they may be straight now,
but they'll be as crooked as

a housemaid's knee once Dodger and
Fagin work their black magic.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Shoe shine!
Come and get your shoes shined!

Penny a buff!

Dodger? It is you!

I heard you were back.

Morgan! Sh!

How? I'm fresh off the boat.

Well, shoes have ears.

Shoes? It's the weekend.

See?

Clean shoes.

Including those of the
Metropolitan Police Force.

You'd be amazed what they gas about
over a quick buff.

What's happened to my mates?

Bad news, I'm afraid.

They've gone straight. No.

Terrible, terrible.

What about Fagin?

Sworn to secrecy.

So, you do know?

It'll cost you.

Oh...

I've got a turnip.

Oh. That'll do.

Meet me at Totter's Yard, sunset.

Operation Top Hat is a goer!
Move it!

Let's go. Come on. Come on!

Have you drained Mrs Buxton's ankles
yet? I'm just about to, sir.

And have you put lipstick
on Mr Morris?

Red or pink?

Autumn shades for Mr Morris,
I told you!

Chitling!

You're coming with me.

Wait. He's mine.

I bought him fair and square.

Yeah, I've gone straight.
You're going straight under.

Six feet under, mate.

Once Judge Fang gets his way.

I've not done anything!
You can't do this!

Stop right there!

Oh, you're having a laugh, in't ya?

Eat this, you plank!

Oi!

Watch her. She bites.

Hello, Tang.

Remember me?
Yeah, and I don't like you!

What about me?

You're even worse!

Grab her.

Looks like that horseshoe ain't
so lucky for you now, is it?

Get back!

Take her.

Get off me!

Hurry up, in there! Hurry up!

What are you arresting me for?
Get off me!

I'm innocent, I told you!

I do paupers' coffins,
too, you know.

I'll send you the bill!

Morgan?

Morgan.

Fagin?

Fagin, is that you?

Hello, Dodger.

No, no...

No! Get off me!

Get off me! Come on.

No!

Brother Gabriel?

Sire?

I'd like a word with you in private.

Of course, Your Eminence.

Meet me in the chapter house
in ten minutes.

Is no-one going to say anything?

About how we got here?

Well, one of us put us all in here.

We all went straight, you melon!

Well, obviously, one of us
hasn't gone straight.

Otherwise we wouldn't be in here.

What you looking at me for?

I've been ironing horseshoes.
How could I do anything wrong?

Was it you, Tang?

I didn't do anything wrong.
I've been sweeping chimneys.

Make yourself at home.

I, uh... I want to speak to you
about a delicate matter.

Of course, Your Eminence.

Some precious items belonging
to the abbey have gone

missing from the treasury.

Oh, dear.

So, we've got a wet log on the fire?

Oh...

Now, I don't wish to stir up
your past, but...

..didn't it revolve around crime?

Who told you?

One of the brothers.

FAGIN SCOFFS

I came here to forget my past.

I thought that was the thing.

Being a police officer...

..is nothing to be ashamed of.

Oh, no, no...

It's perhaps not.

I wonder if you wouldn't mind taking
time away from your busy bees

to, erm, investigate?

If anyone can find the stolen goods,

it's you.

I'll do my very best, Your Eminence.

Bless you. Bless you.

SILVERWARE CLATTERS

We've suspected you for quite
some time.

Return the artefacts
and God will forgive you.

He might, but they won't.

I haven't wasted a year of my life
in silence and half me barnet

just to leave here with
diddly squit.

Now, you let me go, or I'll release
my bees on your holy hairy armpits.

Don't worry, Abbot.

He'll come quietly...

..once he knows who
I've got down the nick.

Oh.

I will, will I?

Go on, then. Who is it?

Dodger.

Where'd you go, Dodger?

Down under.

NERVOUSLY: How'd that happen?

Got on the wrong boat.

Oh, easy mistake.

Never mind that.

There was one good thing
that came out of it.

I've got a tip-off that can
make us very, very rich.

Here you go.

Fagin!

Dodger!

Oi, oi, oi! Pack it in!
That's enough!

Judge Fang's already signed
the warrant.

Execution at dawn.

No trial.

All right, killjoy, we ain't seen
each other for yonks.

Don't spoil a moment!

Great news, sir.

Operation Top Hat, successful.

Now, that copper's just made
his first mistake.

Excellent. Where are they?
In the cell.

He's locked London's pluckiest
pocket dippers...

..in the same cell.

In the same cell?
BOTH: Yes, sir.

You put them together in a cell?

No, no, no...
No, no, no! No...

They were...

The were here, right here!

How'd they get out?

My keys! They've taken my keys!

No!

After you.

I'll get them back, sir.
I...I swear.

Come on. Come on!

Bill, you in there?

We ain't got a lot of time.

Who wants to earn a quarter
of a million big ones

so we can get our home back?

I wouldn't say no.

What?

I thought I got rid of you lot.

Have you been here all afternoon?

I'm charging you rent.

Nancy.

You ain't having Bill's squealer,
are ya?

What'd you take me for?
I wouldn't reproduce with him.

That'd be like having a baby
with a baboon.

No, this is a very special
baby belly.

CLATTERING

Nifty little trick, in't it?

I'm glad you two haven't gone soft.

Now, peel back your ears.
Dodger's got a plan.

Right, when I was banged
up down under,

I met this fella who told me
about a robbery he'd been planning

before he was snapped.

Every six months, the government
sends thousands of pounds to Canada.

To pay off the British soldiers
fighting the uprising out there.

Money is usually transported
by coach.

Then boat. But...

This year...

They're delivering it by train,
on a new railway track called the...

Great... Western.

I know the Great Western.

I built those tracks with
the power of these bad boys.

It's hard graft, this.

The money is kept in a safe
in a carriage.

The safe has three locks.

Which can only be opened
by three keys.

Guarded by three...

Security men.

Day... And night.

You need to get to London
and rob that train.

If we can stop that train, break
into the safe and nick the money...

we'll never have to work again.

I like it, Dodger.

What time does the train
leave? Whitsun. That is Sunday.

This Sunday.

I know.

So you'd better get cracking.

In light of the fiasco surrounding

Operation Top Hat

I'm taking you both off active
service.

Sir, I've got 11 nippers.
You'll be doing mindless security
work, the kind

of tasks a hound might undertake.
All teeth and slobber and no brains.

First on the list is guarding
a train consignment on Sunday.

What about my roast?

Right, there are three nuts to
crack.

That's why I need the greatest
criminal brains in Britain.

Very good.
Who?

Us. Oh, yeah,
yeah.

These nuts then,
the ones you're meant to crack,

what breed are they exactly?
Cashnew?

Brazil?
There are no nuts, Bill.

We stop the train,

break into the safe and get out
without anyone knowing.

Right, so we need to steal
the keys. No. Steal them and they'll

know they're missing.

They'll call the whole thing off.

Well, let's copy them, then.

Do a wax imprint.
Trip to blacksmith, job done.

Yeah, but who's actually
got these keys?

That's what we need to find out.

And I know just the fella to ask.

Hello?
Guess who's out there?

Listen. About what happened,

a man's got to eat and
they offered me a guinea.

I'll make it up to you.

I promise. You will, all right.

Because I need information now.

There's a railway job on, big
one, Whitsun.

Find out all you can.

Especially who has the keys
to the safe.

Fancy a free buff?

Driver. Stoker. Anyone.
Then we're square.

Work on the railways, do you?

Yeah. You know anything
about a job this Sunday?

I hear there's some kind of secret
government assignment.

You ain't heard it from me,
all right?

Fancy a free buff?

Know anything about a job this
Sunday?

I do
as it happens.

My cousin is the driver. Really?

Precious cargo, I hear. Leaves at
Paddington station, midday,

Whitsun. No!

KNOCK AT DOOR

Oh, so it's true.

You're back.

Minnie Bilge, as I live and squat.

I heard you was a nun.

You found the Almighty then?

Yeah.
And I'll pinch his pocket and all.

You missed me, have you?

Oh, do me a favour.

Dodger told me he had a plan
on the boil.

I want in.

I can't be doing with this
Barry Mattocks running my life
all the time.

I want my pumps back and you not
need your lair.

So... Dodger is going to rob a
train.

Oh.

All right.

Well, you know where I am
if you need me. I've got skills.

And this is for you.

Minnie!

My old coat.

I gave you this to pay the bills.

Yeah, well, you know,
I had a feeling you might come back.

Let's just say you owe me one.

Yeah.

I hope you ain't got too bloated.

All them monk dinners.
This fits like a mitten.

Bloated. See you, then.

I know where the keys are.

The first man is the Bank
of England, Matthew Marshall.

I know his laces well. Goes down the
Turkish bath on his lunch break to

get rubbed and scrubbed.

He always comes to me
for a shoeshine after.

Very happy.

Sorry for the delay, sir.

I will be doing your massage.

Where's my usual?
Where's Mehmet?

Where is he?
Oh, poor Mehmet's

got mumps. In his wrists.

The poor bleeder couldn't squeeze
a sponge.

Well, don't be too gentle,
my good man.

Mehmet normally gives me a good
pounding.

I will be doing a new technique.

I will be placing a healing stone
onto the middle of your back, sir.
Ah.

I am now applying said stone.
And a big, deep breath.

Oh! Oh, yes. There we are.

Oh! And another big, deep
breath, sir.

There we go. Oh, crikey, that's
exotic.

Where did you say this technique
is from?

Shadwell. I thought so.

Now, you may feel a slight twinge.

Oh, I think I can take it.

CRACK

Argh!

The second key is in the mitts

of a PC Duff of
Scotland Yard.

Fancy a shave, sir? Special deal

for coppers. Half price.

No, thanks.
I like my moustache.

It will take ten years off you.

You mean I'd die ten years earlier?

No, no. You'll look ten years
younger.

Oh! All right.

Half price shave it is, then.

THEY CHUCKLE

Let me just move
this out of the way, sir. Right.

I'll just foam you up, sir.

Very well.

There we are, sir.

You're doing it on my whole face.
Yeah.

That's the way to do it, sir.

Anyone who does it otherwise
is a fool.

Do I know you from somewhere?

No, no, no, no. I've just got a very
common face.

Oh. Not a move, all right?

All done.
All done?

Do you have a mirror?
Oh, no mirror, sir.

But you'll cause quite a stir.

Really?

Do I look ten years younger, sir?

The third key is with

another copper, Blathers.

Not him!

His address is 57 Hollyhead Lane,
Hackney.

Lie down, everyone.
Go to sleep.

Mary, where's the key?

The key's gone. I need
the key for the job.

Calm down. Peggy's got it. I was
hoping it will shut her up.

Whilst you've been soaking she ain't
stopped bawling.

Oh, give me that.

I need it for my work.

If I lose this key, I'm finished.

BABY CRIES

All right.

See? It's safe.

Who needs a guard when you've
got a baby like her?

Right, you go to sleep.

One day we'll get a big house.

You'll have your own rooms.

We'll have lots of money.

And we have dinner every
single night.

I promise ya.



How are we going to transport
the money off the train?

I've got that covered.

Have you? Well, don't sound
too surprised.

I've got ideas, too.

We're going to nick a coffin, fill
it with cash, because no-one's

going to suspect a group
of undertakers and ask
to open the box,

and then we're going to bury it.

Genius.

There'll be coffin and uniforms in
here.

Yeah.
This one's perfect.

It's the right size and it's light.

CLATTER

Who's that?

Who's down there?

Chitling?
Is that you?

Yes.
Yes, sir.

What are you doing?
I just...

I just got released.

Oh, good.

I thought I was going to have
to shell out for another apprentice.

Just thought I'd catch up on some
work.

Don't expect a pay rise.

No. Wouldn't dream of it.

I drain ankles because I love it.

Goodnight, sir.

Sh!

BABY WHIMPERS

Sh!

Sh! Sh!

I'm coming for you.

I'm coming for you.

Harry. Sleepwalking again.

Come back to bed.

Harry. Come back to bed. You're
sleepwalking again.

Was I? Yeah.

You said it again, the same thing
you always say.

What does it mean about someone
coming for you?

I'm coming for you.

No idea.

Oh-h*! Right, right.

So we've got the keys.

We've got the coffin.

How about the tiny little matter
of stopping that train

and nicking the money?

This is the main railway line.

There's a secret track that leads
to a tunnel.

I should know, I helped build it.

It's so dangerous that they don't
use it any more.

No trains go down there.

No nothing.

Yes!

If we could switch the track, send
the train up the wrong track

into this tunnel

we can rob it with no witnesses.

Wait, wait, wait.
There's a hitch.

Every track has a signalman.

His job is to guard the levers
that can divert the trains

to different tracks.

He's the eyes on the train.

We need to get his eyes
off the train.

And his hut is here.

We need a distraction.

You feeling broody, Nance?

HE GUFFAWS

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Sir, this is Matthew Marshall
from the Bank of England.

Now we are the only four men...

Five.

We are the only five men...six
men in existence who know

of this journey.
Can we keep it at six, please?

If you'll excuse me.

This is the strongest safe
ever built.

It's entirely bulletproof
and fireproof.

It's made of lead, steel
and magnesium and weighs three

quarters of a ton.

Your mission is to escort
this safe to Canada.

Canada?

I've only got two pairs of pants.
Wring them out every other day.

Or turn them inside out.

I'm an extremely well-travelled man.

I've spent the last 30 years
transporting millions of pounds

of the bank's
money around the world.

And I've worn the same pair
of underpants every single time.

I'm wearing them right now.

The safe contains a quarter
of a million pounds, which you're to

hand over to the commander of the
British forces in Winnipeg.

Be sure to get a receipt.
Over to you, Mr Marshall.

Sir.
Gentlemen, present your keys.

Oi! You lot ready?

Yeah, yeah. Meet us back here after
the job is done.

Tang's up the track, digging
a hole for the coffin

so we can bury the money.

Good luck, everyone.

This is it.

Get out. We're having a private
meeting.

Yes, Barry. Whatever you say, Barry.

Who are we waiting for? The boss.

What time's he going to be here.

WHEEZING

Good day, Mr Mattocks.

Please, call me Barry.
Such an...ugly name.

My mother
gave me that name.

Then she was a woman of no taste.

CACKLES

NERVOUS LAUGHTER

To business.

My inside man has given us
the guide. We're all set this end.

We're tooled up and ready to
go.

Oh, there's no need for your vicious
little clubs.

The magic powder I acquired
from my scientist friend

has been added to the steam engine.

Two ounces, as promised.

Don't open it and don't let
it touch your skin. And don't let

it come into contact with...

You're no fun.

I mean it.

Especially hot water.

It would be lethal.
Thank you for the advice.

I shan't take it.

Once it reaches a certain
temperature...

..it explodes.

The safe will withstand the blast.

Can't say the same
for the train crew.

THEY GUFFAW

I shall be in the guards' van.

Yes, sir. You should be here in the
goods wagon.

See you in Canadia, sir.

Thank you...chum.

Oh, nice.

Yeah. Duff?

You forgotten something? No.
You sure?

Yeah.

Your tash -
where's the other half of it?

Well, I had a shave before I came.

Right. Makes me look ten years
younger, the woman said.

So you didn't shave the other bit?

She was in a hurry. Right...

So she shaved it off. Right...

So I'm waiting for it to grow back,

then I'll have a full one
all over again.

Wouldn't it make more sense
just to shave it off

and let it grow back together?

Yes.

Right, the train should be leaving
right about...now.

WHISTLE TOOTS

Here we go.

It's very smooth.

Yeah. Very.

Fagin!

Fa...!

It's almost like we're not moving.
Great way to travel.

SHE GASPS

We're not the only ones
robbing the train.

What? Barry Mattocks is in on it.

And he's only teamed up
with Lucifer.

Lucifer?

She's alive. And she's going
to blow the train up.

Well, we're going to have
to stop 'em!

How?

Oh, you're having a laugh,
ain't ya?

SQUEAKING AND GRINDING

Come on, Minnie! Pump!

I am!

Well, pump harder!

SHE GASPS AND PANTS

I couldn't rest here, could I?

Yeah. I feel like I swallowed
a bowling ball.

Yeah. I'm having a baby.

I know. I can see that.

Look, come in here. Have a seat.

Focus. Won't be long now.

They'll just need to switch
the tracks

and get the train in the tunnel.

You're so kind.

When's it due? Next half an hour.

No way!

Oh! The babe's in my bowel!

You should be on your way home.

There's no time for that.

I live 30 miles away.

No! Baby will be born where
baby wants to be born.

Come on, Nancy.
I need to pull that lever.

Have you got a sheep sandwich?

It's...me cravings.

Oh, you couldn't go
and get me one, could you?

I'll keep an eye on your levers.

No!

HE GROANS

I didn't expect to see you.

Didn't think you'd be getting
your hands dirty.

I didn't want to miss the fireworks.

What is it? Gunpowder?

Oh, no. Much more dangerous.

Phosphorous pentoxide.

Dissolves at 250 degrees.

Evaporates into an expl*sive gas
at 260,

which is how hot the water
will be in that tank

when it reaches that spot.

My contractions have started! Oh!

Ow! Don't leave me!

All right.
Don't leave me, don't leave me.

OK. I can't do this by me tod!

Agh! Another contraction!

Oh!

Oh, the baby's coming
out of me bum!

Argh!

Oh, oh, you need to cut the rope!
I can't do that.

What's going on?
Who's diverted the train?

It's a dead end. It's a dead end!
Pull the brake!

Emergency stop!

Who's this? Get ready, everyone.

All right. Police!
Open the door!

Open the door! What's happening?
Why have we stopped?

Officer Park.
Transport Police.

This whole train
needs to be evacuated.

Now! This entire tunnel
is about to cave in, sir.

Can I see some identification,
please?

Does this look like
fancy dress?

Sir...

For your own safety...

..vacate the locomotive.

No. The safe.
I have to stay with the safe.

You've got a key, haven't you?
Of course I've got a key.

I work for the Bank of England!
Then the safe is safe.

Now, I don't want to be
buried alive. Do you?

Come on, sir. Get off the train!

The wagon...
Where's the other wagon?

It come loose. Dodgy screws.

Wake me up when we get there.
So smooth.

Oi, yous two! Driver-man,
and his mate! You're going home.

Come on. Move! Move!

I need a new pair of underpants!

This is not a drill, gentlemen!

Let's go.

Where's the train?

Don't know. Well, go and find it.

Come on!

It's gone in the tunnel.
Give me that!

No, no...

The train's gone into a tunnel
way down the line. How?!

Well, I don't know, do I?!

If that train blows up in a tunnel,
the whole thing'll cave in!

You'll bury the money!
You have to stop it.

I can't stop it, you fool.

It's going to blow, no matter what!

Come on.

Someone else knows.

They've beaten us to it.

Whoever it is
will get a nasty surprise

when the gauge reaches 260 degrees.

Quicker, quicker!

RUMBLING AND WHISTLING

BUBBLING

Want to try and make enough
blummin' noise?!

Sounds like it's going to blow!

We need to get out of here,
Dodger. We need to go now! Now!

We can't leave. There's one more!

RUMBLING, WHISTLING AND BUBBLING
INCREASE

Argh!

Beautiful!

Dodger!

What did you say?

We're too late.

What was that?

I'd better go and help.
Do not move.

Do not move from that spot!
Stay where you are.

For your own safety, sir.

Someone's messed with the levers!

Wait!

BELL RINGS

HE BLOWS WHISTLE

What was that?

It sounds like alarm bells.

Alarm bells are ringing.

Duff, get up. Come on.

So smooth...

We're back already.

We never left! The train's gone!

The money! Come on!

HE BLOWS WHISTLE

Come on, Duff!

I heard the expl*si*n!

What's going on?
The train's gone up in smoke!

I hope they're all right.

Whatever's left of 'em better
get back here now with the money!

Dodger...

Whoa...

Well, go on, then.

Come on. We've got to bury this lot!

You're alive!

And you've got the dosh!

CHEERING

Come on!

We'll see you in London!
HE LAUGHS

Thought you could get away with it,
did you?

No-one steals from me
and lives to tell the tale!

Dodger...

Dodger! Leave it!

Oh, aren't we brave?

A perfect little hero!

There's nothing I like better
than a dead one.

Nice mask.

Dodger! Get back here!

It's not a mask.
I've got nothing to hide.

It's just a little...adornment.

Look, about this job...

You're a businesswoman.

Why don't we come to
some sort of agreement?

SHE LAUGHS
I don't think so.

Now...hand over the money.

What? All of it?

Every single note.

I'm not sure I can do that.

See, we need this money
more than you do.

Dodger!

This was MY robbery!

And that's the way
it's going to stay.

Argh! Dodger!

Hand over my money,
and I'll release you.

TRAIN WHISTLE

A train's coming!

Give it to her! Give it to her now!

No, no, no!

You've got your money, Lucifer.
Let him go!

THEY LAUGH

Little children shouldn't play
on the train tracks.

It's dangerous.

Didn't your parents
ever tell you that?

Oh, no. You don't have any.

Sad.

Dodger!

We need to get his foot out.

I can't! Get it out!

Come on!
These laces are a nightmare!

There's another lever, right?
It's at the signal hut.

Which lever is it? The red one!

Run! Run, run, run!

Come on, come on!

Oi! Stop that, girl!

Get off!

ALL SHRIEK

There's the train, look!
Be careful.

Oh! Oh! It's gone.

No! Who's done this?

Hold on. Wait, wait.
There was one thing.

The lady was having a baby.
She said something, like a name.

Was it a nickname? What was it?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I know.

Dodger!

Looks like we're living
with Bill, then.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Kept a little bit back.

You cheeky little Dodger!

ALL LAUGH

TAPPING

Your share.

Thank you for the tip-off.

You know, there is more
where this came from,

now that Sir Charles Rowan
is out of the way.

You won't have any problem
carrying on with your crimes.

I'm hiring the second worst
possible chief of police.

SHE LAUGHS

Why not the first?

I thought they were
a bit too obvious.

Who is it?

Duff! Duff!

Coming.

Meet the new
acting chief of police.

Oh, where? Here.

Here? Me.

You?

Yeah. Oh.

Congratulations.

Congratulations, sir.

Congratulations, sir.

DOOR CLOSES

Come on, clear out!

The old landlady's back!

I've got better tenants than you!

SHE LAUGHS

Me!

BOTH LAUGH

What happened to Mattocks?

Lucifer stiffed him out of
his share of the stolen money.

I paid him off and told him
to sling his hook.

This is her gaff now.

Out!

So we're potless, as ever,
but we're 'ome!

And that's priceless.

Right, I'm going to bed.

How's the sponge, darlin'?