02x02 - I Will Process the Earth Dragon

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Mukohda: That must be Dolan!

Mukohda: It's a pretty large city!

Fel: Since it claims to be a dungeon city,

Fel: there must be something worth conquering.

Fel: I look forward to it.

Sui: Sui wants to go pew pew in the dungeon, too.

Mukohda: Is that so?

Mukohda: Your master thinks we don't need to enter the dungeon at all.

Dora-chan: Don't worry about the dungeon.

Dora-chan: Aren't you getting the earth dragon processed first?

Fel: We shall finally be able to eat that meat.

Fel: All right, let's hurry!

Dora-chan: Yeah!

Dora-chan: What's the line for?

Mukohda: You need to line up like that and show them your guild card

Mukohda: or pay money to enter the city.

Dora-chan: Do we need to line up, too?

Mukohda: It can't be helped.

Fel: Isn't it faster to leap over the walls?

Mukohda: No. We'll be imprisoned if we do something like that.

Mukohda: If we can't get into the city, we won't be able to process the meat.

Fel: Troublesome, but it cannot be helped.

Mukohda: Sorry for troubling all of you!

Mukohda: These are all my familiars! Please don't worry!

Adventurer A: Familiars...

Adventurer B: Something that big and the flying one, too?

Adventurer C: A great wolf and a little dragon?

Guard A: Hey! Adventurers over there!

Guard A: What's all the fuss about?!

Guard B: Who are you?!

Mukohda: Oh, I heard there was a famous guildmaster in this city.

Mukohda: Here. I'm properly registered with the Adventurer's Guild.

Guard B: It doesn't look fake...

Elrand: Please wait.

Elrand: I believe that gentleman is my guest.

Elrand: I'm positive since he has rare familiars by his side.

Mukohda: Um... Are you Elrand?

Elrand: In the flesh.

Elrand: I'm the guildmaster of Dolan City.

Elrand: I'm honored to...

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill

"I Will Process the Earth Dragon"

Elrand: Rodolfo has already informed me of the situation.

Mukohda: That makes things easier.

Elrand: Now, now. Please sit here.

Mukohda: Um, what's this?

Elrand: This perch is made of wood imbued with mana.

Elrand: I heard pixie dragons only perch on this type of tree...

Elrand: Huh?! Oh, I guess that's possible, too!

Elrand: What rare and valuable data...

Elrand: Please have some tea.

Elrand: This mana-infused flower nectar is for you.

Elrand: I'm sure the documents in the Royal Library said that

Elrand: their main diet consisted of mana and flower nectar!

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: What's up with this guy?

Elrand: So, where's the earth dragon?

Elrand: Will it be delivered by cart later?

Mukohda: U-Um, I have an Item Box...

Elrand: I see.

Elrand: Then, let's go to the warehouse and begin the processing immediately!

Elrand: U-Ugor?

Ugor: Guildmaster, you have a meeting with the Merchant's Guild this afternoon.

Elrand: We can just cancel the meet...

Elrand: Ugor should be a little more considerate of my time...

Mukohda: No, no.

Mukohda: Thank you for adjusting the meeting time for my sake...

Elrand: No need to worry.

Elrand: He's a very dependable deputy guildmaster!

Elrand: Please let me see the specimen first.

Elrand: I'll never forget! It was years ago.

Elrand: A dragon subjugation squad was formed,

Elrand: but I was unable to join as a mere B-rank adventurer at the time.

Elrand: I begged them to at least allow me to process the creature, but I was denied!

Elrand: That's why I gave it my all to become an S-rank adventurer,

Elrand: but no dragon subjugation teams were formed since that day.

Elrand: Even so, I didn't give up!

Elrand: I retired from being an adventurer and took up the position of guildmaster all in the hope

Mukohda: I'll bring out the earth dragon now.

Elrand: that I would get my hands on a dragon one day...

Elrand: Th-This is an earth dragon!

Elrand: How exquisite! Truly a giant reminiscent of earth itself!

Elrand: Its scales are as hard as rock!

Elrand: I can't believe I can explore the insides of this dragon to the fullest!

Elrand: No matter how much research is done through valuable pieces of literature,

Elrand: it can never replace actual experience!

Elrand: First, we must leave a complete record of this endeavor.

Elrand: Body length, internal organs, number of fangs, alignment of bite,

Elrand: shape of claws, and their condition of wear...

Elrand: This information will become a great treasure for future generations.

Fel: Hurry up and process it.

Mukohda: Don't be mean.

Elrand: Mukohda!

Mukohda: Oh! Y-Yes?

Elrand: The pixie dragon by your side.

Elrand: Now I know that its primary diet isn't flower nectar.

Elrand: What does it normally eat?

Mukohda: Huh? Dora-chan?

Elrand: Dora-chan!

Elrand: Is that your dragon's name?

Mukohda: He's a pixie dragon and he's small,so I named him Dora-chan.

Mukohda: His diet...

Mukohda: Hmm, since we eat together, he eats all sorts of things.

Mukohda: I don't think he has any particular food limitations.

Elrand: Huh?

Mukohda: We all eat the food I make.

Mukohda: Things like meat and vegetables.

Elrand: Fenrir is known to be carnivorous and slimes are omnivorous.

Elrand: But it's impossible that pixie dragons...

Italics,Dora-chan; Telepathy: I've never heard of us eating flower nectar.

Mukohda: Oh, really?

Dora-chan: We can pretty much eat anything. Well, we like meat the best.

Mukohda: That's what I thought.

Mukohda: Dora-chan says they can eat anything, but they like meat the best.

Elrand: Huh? What do you mean by "Dora-chan says"?

Mukohda: He normally speaks to me through telepathy.

Elrand: Speaks to you through telepathy?

Elrand: M-M-Mukohda! You can speak with dragons?!

Elrand: This is the first time I've ever heard of telepathy in my long elven life!

Elrand: L-Let me hear the details about all of this!

Ugor: Excuse me.

Ugor: Our guildmaster may act like this, but I can guarantee his skills.

Elrand: H-Hey, are you listening to me?! Please tell me the details! I'm begging you!

Ugor: But it will take some time...

Mukohda: That's no problem.

Fel: Hey, make sure to hand over all the meat after processing it.

Elrand: Just the meat?

Elrand: Dragon parts like the skin and blood are precious materials everyone is dying to get their hands on.

Fel: I have no interest in such things.

Fel: They are worthless compared to the deliciousness of dragon meat.

Elrand: You're going to eat the earth dragon?!

Elrand: If Lord Fenrir is eating it, that means...

Mukohda: We're all planning on eating it together.

Elrand: Please!

Elrand: Please allow me to taste the earth dragon, too!

Elrand: I don't mind handing over all of my life savings! Please!

Mukohda: Well, that's up to Fel...

Fel: Elrand, was it?

Fel: If you manage to properly process the dragon,

Fel: I do not mind sharing a small portion.

Elrand: Really?! Thank you very much!

Elrand: Thank you so much!

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Mukohda: That was exhausting...

Fel: I shouldn't have agreed so easily with that elf...

Flashback,Elrand: Mukohda, what kind of dragons have you encountered before?

Flashback,Elrand: When did you meet the earth dragon? What was your first impression?

Flashback,Elrand: How did you attack it, Lord Fel? How long was the battle? What's your opinion about it?

Flashback,Elrand: What does the earth dragon mean to you, Lord Fel?

Mukohda: We worked hard, both you and I.

Fel: And in the end he tells us we can't eat it today...

Dora-chan: I'm so hungry I'm gonna die...

Sui: So hungry, Master.

Mukohda: As expected.

Mukohda: I'm too tired to make anything today.

Mukohda: Well, it's fine to take it easy sometimes.

Mukohda: Let's just grab something from Online Grocery.

Dora-chan: Online Grocery? What's that?

Fel: What?! Is there any wagyu?

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Mukohda: Oh, they're doing a Hokkaido fair.

Sui: What's Hokkaido?

Mukohda: It's a place in my world that has especially delicious food.

Mukohda: We're going to get stuff from there today.

Mukohda: We definitely need to have some Genghis Khan.

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Mukohda: Definitely meat that's already been marinated!

Mukohda: Oh, they have a set that comes with the pot!

Mukohda: Let's grab some pre-cut vegetables.

Mukohda: We might as well add that souvenir, too!

Fel: It's meat!

Dora-chan: I wanna eat meat!

Sui: Sui wants meat, too!

Mukohda: Yeah, yeah. Hold on a bit.

Mukohda: An iron Genghis Khan pot, huh?

Mukohda: I can't believe they even sell stuff like this.

Fel: What is that?

Sui: It's a funny shape.

Mukohda: Vegetables taste even better when you use this.

Fel: Leaves again?!

Fel: I told you to give me meat!

Mukohda: You just don't know the deliciousness of vegetables in Genghis Khan.

Mukohda: Just watch.

Mukohda: First, heat up the pot without any oil.

Mukohda: Fill the edges up with vegetables.

Mukohda: Then, finally add the meat.

Mukohda: You add the meat in the center of the pot,

Mukohda: drizzle the sauce around it and let it simmer.

Mukohda: Flip the meat when you see the sauce start bubbling.

Dora-chan: Whoa! It looks so good!

Mukohda: Lamb and mutton are the most delicious when you don't overcook it.

Sui: Hurry! Hurry!

Mukohda: Okay. Okay.

Dish-right,Text: Otherworldly Lamb andMutton Genghis Khan

Mukohda: Lamb and Mutton Genghis Khan!

Fel: What? The meat only takes up half of the plate.

Mukohda: Just try it. The meat is delicious, but the vegetables are super delicious.

Fel: I only need the meat...

Fel: The flavor of the meat is so strong! So much depth!

Italics,Dora-chan: Whoa, this meat is so tender! I've never eaten something this delicious before!

Sui: The veggies are rich and delicious, too.

Mukohda: Right?

Mukohda: Vegetables that've absorbed all the oil from the meat are the best!

Fel: Well, they aren't impossible to eat.

Fel/Dora-chan/Sui: Another serving!

Mukohda: Okay. Okay.

Mukohda: The day was intense, but it all worked out in the end.

Mukohda: The Online Grocery saved my butt today.

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Mukohda: I've gotten them as souvenir gifts before,

Mukohda: but I've never bought them on my own.

Sui: What's that?

Mukohda: An after dinner dessert.

Mukohda: I always want to eat something

Mukohda: a little sweet after eating something with really strong flavors.

Mukohda: Here you go.

Sui: It's delicious, Master!

Fel: Is it truly that delicious?

Dora-chan: I want one, too!

Mukohda: What?

Mukohda: Well, I guess.

Mukohda: Here.

Mukohda: Here you go.

Fel: It's crispy when you bite into it, but then it melts in your mouth!

Italics,Dora-chan: Its fragrance and sweetness just expands in your mouth!

Fel: No, it was too small to really tell.

Fel: Hand me another.

Sui: Sui, too!

Dora-chan: Me, too! Me, too!

Mukohda: This was something for me to quietly enjoy...

Fel: Is the master trying to rebel against the familiars?!

Mukohda: Huh?! It's the other way around! Other way!

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: These guys just wouldn't go to sleep.

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: Are they little kids that drank some coffee?

Ugor: Mukohda, good morning.

Mukohda: Good morning. How is Elrand doing with the earth dragon?

Elrand: Mukohda!

Elrand: I am incredibly moved right now!

Elrand: I've spent the whole day and night measuring, analyzing, and considering all aspects!

Elrand: I've never had such a meaningful day in my elven life!

Mukohda: That's great to hear.

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: So he still hasn't even started to process it...

Elrand: Let's begin the processing!

Elrand: First, I'll need to drain the blood.

Elrand: I'll need to do it quickly, while trying to avoid damaging its surface as much as possible.

Elrand: Since the skin of an earthdragon is incredibly tough,

Elrand: I'll need to use a special knife.

Elrand: That's why I've brought out the treasured mithril knife of our adventurer's guild.

Elrand: Begin!

Elrand: The guild's knife! Our treasure!

Elrand: According to the records, mithril should be able to easily cut through its skin...

Elrand: On one hand, the toughness of this earth dragon's skin is incredible!

Elrand: Wonderful! Ah, but the processing!

Dora-chan: Whoa! It snapped right in two.

Fel: More importantly, what will happen to the processing? The meat?!

Elrand: At the very least, a blade stronger than mithril will need to be prepared.

Dora-chan: That means...

Fel: The dragon meat...

Mukohda: can't be processed for a while...

Fel: What?!

Fel: We came all this way to feast on dragon meat...

Ugor: Our guild does not have any other mithril knives.

Mukohda: Huh? Then, what should we do...

Ugor: You may be able to obtain some mithril ore from the dungeon...

Fel: We just need to collect some ore from the dungeon?

Fel: It will be a perfect chance to vent this frustration!

Mukohda: Wait! Wait! Wait!

Mukohda: Elrand looks pretty tired today.

Mukohda: Let's get some rest first and think of a plan.

Mukohda: Okay?

Fel: There's no need for you to accompany me.

Fel: I can fetch some quickly on my own.

Mukohda: No! No! No!

Mukohda: You'll definitely stand out if you go wild in the dungeon!

Mukohda: If you stand out too much,

Mukohda: we won't be able to travel and eat delicious food as freely as we are now!

Dora-chan: That'd be a problem.

Mukohda: Right? Right?

Sui: What? But Sui wants to go pew pew...

Mukohda: We can do that next time.

Mukohda: That's right! It's almost time to eat!

Mukohda: Let's eat!

Garlic Paste

KimchiHotpot Base

Sesame Oil

Mukohda: Something easy to make and quick to serve that's delicious and packed with nutrients.

Mukohda: First, let's pan fry some thinly sliced orc meat and add some vegetables.

Mukohda: We can use up the vegetables we didn't use for the Genghis Khan. Two birds, one stone!

Mukohda: Then, we add this!

Mukohda: Normally, it's better if you marinate it in the sauce for a while,

Mukohda: but we're going for the quick version today.

Mukohda: Then, add some garlic paste for some depth, as well as some sesame oil.

Fel: It smells pretty good considering the amount of leaves in it.

Mukohda: Garlic and sesame oil are ingredients of justice!

Mukohda: Pile it all on a bowl of rice and the orc pork kimchi bowl is done!

Orc Pork Kimchi Bowl

Mukohda: I'll add a soft-boiled egg as a bonus!

Mukohda: Well, then.

Mukohda: Thank you for the meal!

Fel: Yes! It smells and tastes great!

Sui: This melty egg is so yummy!

Dora-chan: It's amazing with this stuff called rice!

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: I managed to distract them from exploring the dungeon.

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: Even so, we need to do something about the processing...

Ninrir: I can no longer stand this!

Agni: But it'll be pointless if the others find out.

Kisharle: I understand how you both feel, but...

Ruka: Calm down, everyone.

Ninrir: The main problem is the lack of offerings!

Ninrir: Goodness! This otherworlder!

Hephaestos: Thought so.

Vahagn: So that's how it is.

Ninrir: Wh-Why are you here?!

Hephaestos: You thought you could leave us in the dark?

Vahagn: You're forcing others to give you offerings?

Kisharle: How rude. He's thanking us for giving him our blessings.

Agni: Don't make it sound like we're bad people.

Ruka: We're not people. Deities.

Mukohda: Um, gods and goddesses?

Mukohda: Please keep your infighting on your side...

Hephaestos: Well, hold on.

Hephaestos: I am the God of Blacksmithing, Hephaestos!

Vahagn: And I am the God of w*r, Vahagn!

Mukohda: The gods of blacksmithing and w*r, huh? Sounds rugged...

Mukohda: Um, there's something I'd like to ask...

Hephaestos: About the mithril knife?

Mukohda: That's right. This makes things easier!

Mukohda: Is there any knowledge or advice you could impart to me?

Hephaestos: With my blessing, I who govern blacksmithing,

Hephaestos: you could make a knife of higher quality from the same mithril ore.

Mukohda: As expected of the God of Blacksmithing!

Hephaestos: However, if I were to grant a blessing...

Hephaestos: Well, I'd like a pot or two of alcohol as offerings.

Vahagn: I hear you can obtain items from another world.

Italics,Mukohda; Internal: Looks like that was their goal from the beginning.

Ninrir: Requesting trades even though you're gods?!

Kisharle: You're one to talk, Ninrir.

Hephaestos: Let me give you my blessing now.

Hephaestos: Hm? Looks like you don't have much talent as a blacksmith.

Hephaestos: The one next to you is more...

Mukohda: Next to me? Oh.

Hephaestos: Looks like this one has a lot of potential.

Vahagn: Don't forget me! I'll give you my blessing instead.

Mukohda: No, no. I don't need any talent in w*r!

Vahagn: Aren't you going into a dungeon?

Mukohda: Well, that's...

Vahagn: Hey, now. Then, who should I give my blessing to?

Mukohda: Uh, um...

Mukohda: Oh!

Mukohda: Please give your blessings to Fel and Dora-chan!

Hephaestos/Vahagn: Fine.

Hephaestos/Vahagn: Now, accept our blessings!

Ninrir: I haven't had anpan in a while!

Kisharle: He said this shampoo is a new item!

Agni: Booze! Booze!

Ruka: So happy.

Ninrir: Oh!

Ninrir: You forgot about giving offerings for a while, did you not?

Ninrir: Make sure that doesn't happen again!

Mukohda: Yes, yes. I'm very sorry.

Mukohda: We got more blessings.

Mukohda: For Fel, Sui, and Dora-chan, anyway.

Mukohda: Now that some male gods have appeared,I guess I'll need to increase the offerings.

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[Strength] [Magic] [Attack] [Defense] [Agility] [Skill]

Acid b*llet, Healing Potion______..__Creation, Proliferate, ______..__

Water Magic, Blacksmithing [Blessing]

Goddess of Water, Rusalka's______..__Blessing;

God of Blacksmithing, ______..__Hephaestos' Blessing

Mukohda: Oh, looks like Sui has a blacksmithing skill now.

Mukohda: We should give it a try when we get some mithril ore.

Fel: You've completely forgotten.

Mukohda: Huh?

Fel: We have ore from the mithril lizard we hunted in the past.

Mukohda: Oh!

Mukohda: Hold on!

Mukohda: What's going on, Fel?

Mukohda: You knew we already had ore, but you still tried to enter the dungeon?

Fel: They are different matters.

Mukohda: Don't talk like someone who has a separate stomach for dessert!

Mukohda: Sui, can you turn this into the same kind of knife Elrand broke?

Sui: Hmm, Sui'll try!

Sui: Ta-da.

Mukohda: Sui, you're amazing!

Mithril Knife +

A well-made mithril knife.

Mukohda: It's a mithril knife plus!

Mukohda: Now we don't have to enter the dungeon!

Fel: What?! That's a different matter!

Mukohda: If I say we're not going, we're not going!

Fel: If I say we go, we go!

Mukohda: We're not going!

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Dora-chan: Whoa. That's amazing!

Mukohda: I understand the blessing that Sui received,

Mukohda: but what kind of blessing did Fel and Dora-chan get?

Mukohda: Um, Battle Reinforcement?

Mukohda: Stats during battle increases by %

Mukohda: and character becomes slightly more aggressive?

Mukohda: They're already so strong.

Mukohda: What's the point of getting stronger?!