03x03 - Stan's 11

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Hmm. Something is going on
at Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin.

Looks like he's upgrading
his defense measures.

I'm so confident
in my new foolproof security system

that I'll give one million Chibi coins
to anyone who can break into my vault!

[all gasping]

Many Chibis will try and fail.

[screams]

[scientist] But there's one Chibi
who might be crazy enough to pull it off.

My whole life, I've had one humble dream,

to rob Scrooge McDuck.

We've all had that dream, right?
Pretty common dream?

[all agreeing]

That's why I've assembled you,

Stan's 11.

Well, 11 plus me, so 12. Stan's 12.

Look, if I was good at math,
I wouldn't be planning heists.

Zombie girl here hacked
into the security blueprints.

There's only two ways into the vault.

Through 10 miles of backed up sewage,

or this series of complex
and deadly obstacles.

Oh, oh! I know this one! It's the sewage!

Wrong. Not right at all.

This is why I do the planning.
Any questions?

Why is that dude yellow?
Like, it's not a big deal, it's just...

[whispers] It's freaking me out.

[Grunkle Stan] It's gonna
go down like this.

Soos, who was hired
as a janitor a week ago,

will sneak us in.

[door beeps]

[Grunkle Stan] Now the vault
takes four keys to open,

and each is kept in a different,
booby-trapped location.

Which is why we'll need to take care
of those security cameras.

Blue duck-beaver, that's your department.

[♪ suspenseful music plays]

[Grunkle Stan] We've got six
and a half minutes

before that footage runs out,
so we gotta be quick!

Ladies, it's time to dance.

[♪ up-tempo music plays]

[Grunkle Stan] Once the lasers are
deactivated by these cheer children,

we'll enter

the flaming coal room
of hot... [stutters] ...flames.

We haven't named it, but it's scary.
There's coal in there.

There's only one crazy son of a g*n
who can walk over hot coals like that.

Hot coals are no match for these calluses.

[sizzling]

[screaming] Hot, hot, hot!

-[thuds]
-[cat yowling]

-Bingo-bango! [groans]
-[clangs]

We're in.

To get the second key,
we're resorting to witchcraft.

Hoot-hoot! Did you say witchcraft?

I'm not going to acknowledge you exist
in any way, shape or form.

[squeaking]

Threw me off my game, where was I?
Heist! Heist! We're in a heist.

We're resorting to witchcraft.

Dusty books, a pretty wink,

make these massive losers shrink!

[Grunkle Stan] You're up, Frog Boy!
Use your freak tongue to grab that key!

[growling]

-[gasps]
-[Grunkle Stan] Oh, boy.

Leave it to Scrooge to recruit Cerberus,

the three-headed dog from he...

I'm sorry, one second.
What am I allowed to say here?

"From Heck." The three-headed dog
from Heck.

Luckily, I know a kid
who has a way with animals.

[barking and growling]

Oh, my, what a lovely demon dog you are.

And you. Oh, and you as well.

[snoring]

[Grunkle Stan] This next part,
no living person could possibly survive.

-Good thing you're already dead.
-[burps]

I can't do this on a full stomach!

I gotta wait at least a half an hour
before any strenuous activity.

In you go!

[yelps]

[yelping]

Boy, we have really similar noses.

And if all goes according to my plan,

we'll be diving into those coins

before the looped footage runs out.

[slurping]

[alarm ringing]

Everyone, to the vault door! Run!

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ serene music plays]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[punches landing]

[Grunkle Stan] This is it, folks.

Through that door is
everything I've ever wanted.

Get your coin-grabbing hands ready.

Huh?

[slow clapping]

Looks like you hit a wall.

Soos, what are you doing here?

And why are you ominously slow clapping?

Oh, h*-h*, but I am not Soos!

That's right, it's me!

[both] Scrooge McDuck!

[laughs] The one part
of the security system

you could never predict!

-This is unbe-Chibi-lievable!
-[chuckles]

A week ago, I asked Soos
to deliver a package

to an address that doesn't exist...

A duck with a top hat and no pants?

I will follow you
to the ends of the earth!

[chuckles wickedly]

...while I donned a disguise

and posed
as your erstwhile employee myself.

Then, it was just a matter
of infiltrating your group,

letting you get your hopes up,
then foiling you at the last second.

Checkmate, Stan Pines!

Bravo.

You think you've got it
all figured out, don't you?

Wait. [stutters]
Why do you get to slow clap?

No, no, no, no, I get the slow clap, Stan!

Ah, but I'm not Stan.

I'm his twin brother,

Ford!

This whole operation
was a mere distraction?

But where's... Oh, no. He couldn't.

[buzzer sounds]

[cackling]

Didn't think I'd crawl through 10 miles
of sewage, did ya, Scroogie?

Looks like I beat
your foolproof security system after all!

I'm rich, woo-hoo!

[spits] Oh, yeah,
I could get used to this.

In fact, I'm already used to it.

I'll never take a regular bath ever again.

Yes, Stan.

Enjoy your million Chibi coins.

I hope you've got a sweet tooth.

Sweet tooth?

Chocolate?

Chocolate? That's even better than gold!

[gobbling]

[burps loudly]

[shouting] Curse you, McDuck!

[echoing]

[all] Chibiverse!

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