02x06 - Not Really My Thing" By Harry Styles

[bunniefuu]

Tonight, struggling to carry

all the Grammys she's
won, it's Rashawn Scott!

Posing for photos on the red
carpet, it's Ross Bryant!

Signing autographs for adoring
fans, it's Wayne Brady!

On piano, Aaron Wilson.

They're all here to

"Make Some Noise!"

Welcome to "Make Some Noise."

The game's so good, we
spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

Here's how the show works.

I have here over 150 props
in this karaoke binder.

I have here over 150 props
in this karaoke binder.

Artists that exist in real life,

but songs that don't.

Groundbreaking.

They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill these songs.

I will award them corresponding points

and the winner will take
home the coveted Golden Ear,

which you can put an earphone
in if you'd prefer not to

talk to your Uber driver.
- Hmm.

Players, are you ready to rumble?

- Yes.
- Let's go.

Rashawn, I am gonna
hand this karaoke binder

over to you.

Take a long look 'cause
there's a lot to explore.

Oh, so many.

And when you're ready,
Rashawn, and no rush,

I'm gonna ask for you to read me the code.

We're losing light.

Oh my gosh.

So when you get this book, it's gonna,

you're gonna feel a way.

I already know the one I'm picking.

You already know?

The seventh one down.

- Oh damn.
- Whoa!

Calling his shot.
- Power move.

Well, you can have it.

Damn it, okay, I'm gonna go 1014.

"Musty Basement."

By Donna Summer.

Little disco queen.

We are bringing the hits.

♪ I moved into a new house ♪

♪ I was feeling good, taking
my sh*t out of the boxes ♪

♪ Putting up my art,
feeling good in the space ♪

♪ Then something came across my nose ♪

♪ And scrunched up my face ♪

♪ You got a musty basement ♪

♪ Don't invite nobody over here ♪

♪ You got a musty basement ♪

♪ Clean it up or you won't
have friends in a year ♪

♪ Ooh, it smells so bad in this place ♪

♪ I can't believe I
paid all of this money ♪

♪ Will the smell erase ♪

♪ I can't believe I did
this, can you believe ♪

♪ Oh my god, it's too late to leave ♪

♪ You got a musty basement ♪

♪ Musty basement ♪

♪ And you can't have no
friends around here ♪

♪ Musty basement ♪

♪ You got a musty basement ♪

♪ Musty basement ♪

♪ It'll take upwards to a year ♪

♪ To remove that nasty smell ♪

♪ It must have come from hell ♪

♪ Musty basement ♪

Rashawn,

the voice of an absolute angel.

- Amazing.
- I have missed this

and missed you on this stage.

Oh, Sam.

Speaking as somebody
who has lived in a house

with mold issues, I gotta say,

highly relatable

and very well detailed.

I think we gotta say a
high percentage humidity

amount of points for you

and I could keep the mold jokes coming.

Ross.
- I think I got it.

What's it gonna be?

Can I do 1021?

"Chapped Lips" by Eminem.

He just upped the game.

Yep, of course.

♪ Did you ever have to kiss someone ♪

♪ In the middle of a blizzard ♪

♪ Well, I have ♪

♪ Knees weak, doesn't
know where he is going ♪

♪ Because it's snowing ♪

♪ And the cold wind is blowing, yeah ♪

♪ Don't you know that the
scarf's around the neck ♪

♪ But the lips are getting
hardened, oh what the heck ♪

♪ Then I meet my girl at
the center of a street ♪

♪ The kind of lady that you
know that I would like to meet ♪

♪ Not the sort of person there ♪

♪ I would ever want to diss ♪

♪ And so I lean over to her
to give her a little kiss ♪

♪ But oh my god, yeah,
she's about to forsake me ♪

♪ Don't you know because
all my lips are flaky ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ That's the kind of thing she detests ♪

♪ Oh my god, why did I
not used Carmex on my ♪

♪ Ch-cha-ch-chapped lips ♪

♪ Chapped lips ♪

♪ Ch-cha-ch-chapped lips ♪

♪ Chapped lips ♪

♪ Ch-cha-ch-chapped lips ♪

♪ Chapped lips ♪

♪ I'm just not a moist man ♪

Not a moist eye, my god, Ross.

You only get one shot, one opportunity.

Can't miss your chance to blow.

A mom's spaghetti
amount of points for you.

Wayne.

I cannot tell you what
a full circle experience

this is for me.

You, I believe more or
less invented this format.

We stole it from you and
then you showed up to our set

to participate in our thievery.

Well, you're welcome, Colonial.

This is, oh my god, this is amazing.

I know, a spoil of riches.



"Not Really My Thing," by Harry Styles.

Let's see what this sounds like.

♪ Oh, oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I just wanna tell you ♪

♪ Well, can I share ♪

♪ It's your birthday ♪

♪ And I'm willing to
give you what you want ♪

♪ It's your birthday and I'm all yours ♪

♪ You say, I love you,
but you love me more ♪

♪ You want a little loving
in the back door, oh yay ♪

♪ You want it, it's your birthday, yeah ♪

♪ You want to go knock
knocking back, back there ♪

♪ Oh no, it's something
you and I can share ♪

♪ I didn't take an
enema, I'm not prepared ♪

♪ I've never done this
before, I am scared ♪

♪ It's not my thing, not my thing ♪

♪ That's the pendulum
that does not swing ♪

♪ It's not my thing, not my thing ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ But I love you and so my
protestations will cease ♪

♪ I'll give you the
high five and the kiss ♪

♪ If you give me the grease ♪

♪ It's not my thing ♪

♪ It's not my thing,
but it's not my thing ♪

Wow, Wayne!

Oh my lord.

Not where I thought that was going.

Not at all.

And I'm not kink shaming, I'm not,

- No, you're still-
- It was just a song.

Everybody has boundaries.

Everybody has boundaries.
Mine are porous.

I'm immediately so grateful
that we could be the place

you come and do that.

What they don't allow on the CW.

♪ If you just get the grease ♪

If you just get the grease.

We're really pro moisturizer today.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'm gonna say two, maybe

three points for you, Wayne.

- Oh boy.
- I'll take it.

That has four million views already.

Wow.

And now we're gonna
sh**t the music video.

Rashawn!

I am going to go this
time around with 1061.

"Tell Me 'Bout Your Friend."

- Come on.
- By Ray Charles.

Take it away, Aaron and Rashawn.

Oh!

Hell to the yeah.

♪ Grandma doesn't remember everybody ♪

♪ Things just fall from my ears ♪

♪ I want to be involved in your life ♪

♪ But I can't remember
a single word you said ♪

♪ I said tell me, yeah ♪

♪ Tell me about your little friend ♪

Whoo!

♪ Yeah ♪
- Oh damn.

♪ Tell me ♪

♪ Tell me ♪

♪ Quickly before my life ends ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ If you could write all of it down ♪

♪ That would help grandma so much ♪

♪ I even put it in Braille
because I really like the touch ♪

♪ I need you to tell me ♪

♪ Tell me about your friend ♪

♪ Is she your roommate
or is she your friend ♪

♪ You can tell grandma anything ♪

♪ Just be yourself ♪

I love that it got wholesome

at the end there.

It's like, should I be afraid of grandma?

No.
- No, she just wants

- She's progressive.
- to know what's going on.

And she's very accepting.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I hope that all the grandmas
watching are accepting.

Honestly, if they're Dropout
audience members, they are.

Let's say 88 years old and counting

amount of points for you, Rashawn.

AARP.

Take your time, Ross.

I just saw it and as soon as I saw it,

I can't unthink it and I'll be
mad at myself if I don't try.

Love a risk!

- 1053.
- Ooh.

Oh.

"Goldilocks," by Nine Inch Nails.

Classic piano music.

Nine Inch Nails.
- Do we have like,

a drum pad.

No.

♪ You let me in your house ♪

♪ In the middle of the forest ♪

♪ Put your porridge in my mouth ♪

♪ There's enough for us ♪

♪ My love's too hard, too
hard a thing to hold ♪

♪ And your porridge, your
porridge is too f*cking cold ♪

♪ So why don't you bite me ♪

♪ like a bear all through the night ♪

♪ Because it's only your
pain that I feel just right ♪

♪ In your Goldilocks ♪

♪ Lock me in your Goldilocks ♪

Holy sh*t.

♪ Bind me in your Goldilocks ♪
♪ Goldilocks ♪

♪ If you wanna be my papa bear ♪

Holy sh*t, my friend.

I mean, you know, on a scale
from one to 100 points,

I think we gotta say 50 points.

- Noice.
- Very good.

These songs come along and I just,

I want to enter them into
the Library of Congress.

Bop factory up here.

Not a bad name for the spinoff show.

- Bop factory.
- Bop factory?

Bop factory.



- Ooh.
- 1009.

"Me Time," by Bob Marley.

Brra, lord have mercy.

Come now.

♪ There comes a time when my needs ♪

♪ a little time for my self ♪

♪ Or when the baby's running around ♪

♪ And my woman wants my head ♪

♪ She talking about, she said ♪

♪ come inside, do things for
me, come do it every day ♪

♪ When all me want to do is run away ♪

♪ Lock the door and smoke a jay ♪

♪ Oh, this is me time, not you time ♪

♪ But this is me time ♪

♪ This is the time for myself ♪

♪ I cannot help it, all I
want is just me time, yeah ♪

♪ I want to take the
clock and just break it ♪

♪ Put on the computer,
lay here butt naked ♪

♪ And cruise on the internet ♪

♪ That's me time, oh ♪

♪ 'Cause all I want is this is me time ♪

♪ I want the time and when
me shine it all of my time ♪

♪ I want me time ♪
♪ Oh me time ♪

♪ Oh no, not you time ♪

♪ But daddy, shh, 'cause this is me time ♪

♪ Ready for sex ♪

♪ No, because it's me time ♪

♪ Whoa, 'cause it's me time ♪

♪ Oh me time ♪

Oh, Wayne.

Yes!

My god.

Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop!

Bop, bop, bop!

Bring, ding, ding, whoa.

- Rewind.
- You just gave-

You're not scared of
that Wayne Brady boy, no.

All of them come my time, aye.

You just gave a good
two thirds of our audience

their new anthem.
- This is for you, Mom.

I have no choice,
Wayne, 420 points for you.

That brings us to the mini game.

This is a mini game we
like to call "Toss Up."

Players, your specific category is

jingles for brands that
don't exist in real life.

How this will work is I will present you

with the logo of a brand
you've never seen before.

What I want you to do is buzz
in, if you're so inspired,

and give me the musical jingle
for that brand, make sense?

- Yes.
- Yes, yes.

Excellent. Your first
brand is Unethical Jewelers.

Rashawn.

♪ It's not real love unless
he puts a rock on your hand ♪

♪ It's not real love unless
he puts a rock on your hand ♪

♪ Unethical Jewelers ♪

Beautiful!

Wayne.

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Come on, do you like those diamonds ♪

♪ They were farmed in the motherland ♪

♪ Ooh, blood, blood,
blood, blood diamonds ♪

♪ Hey, colonizer, what's
that on your hand ♪

♪ Unethical Jewelers ♪

Wow! Wayne, that's
gonna be tough to beat.

Yeah, I gotta get in on this.

You gotta get in on it, I suppose, Ross.

♪ Unethical Jewelers ♪

♪ Don't think about it so hard ♪

That's pretty good, Ross.

And you know what?

I'm gonna say, points for brevity.

- Oh!
- Nice.

Next up, 1-800-LAYNLOW
Witness Protection Services.

Wayne

♪ Who you is, they don't know ♪

♪ Who you is, they don't know ♪

♪ 'Cause of your face, they don't know ♪

♪ Lay low ♪

- I like that a lot.
- Now with five new locations.

Punchy as hell.

Rashawn.

♪ You didn't see me, no, you didn't ♪

♪ You didn't see me, ♪

♪ shut the f*ck up ♪
♪ Lay Low ♪

Shh!

Ross.

♪ 1-800-LAYNLOW ♪

♪ Where the Mafia wants
to know where you go ♪

I am gonna say this
particular one goes to Wayne.

Goldfarb, Cortez, McNulty,
Takahashi & Patel Law Services.

Wayne.

♪ They fight for the little man ♪

♪ Can't you tell ♪

♪ Goldfarb, Cortez,
McNulty, Takahashi & Patel ♪

Oh, I mean trippingly on the tongue

as if Shakespeare, my friend.

Oh, you should go.

Ross.

♪ Goldfarb, Cortez,
McNulty, Takahashi & Patel ♪

♪ Would you believe their
first names are Mary ♪

All of 'em.

Unbelievable, we're gonna
say this particular point

goes again to Wayne.

Next up, Corn Dumps Cereal.

- Oh my god.
- Rashawn.

♪ What the shuck are Corn Dumps ♪

Ross.

♪ Corn Dumps, dump it in your mouth hole ♪

♪ From the makers of Sugar Chodes ♪

That's pretty good, Ross.

I'm gonna say this one goes to Rashawn.

Yes!

Next up. Shlong Chocolate Bar.

Rashawn.

♪ You've waited Schlong enough ♪

♪ for Schlong Bar ♪

I really like it.

Wayne.

Schlong Chocolate Bars

♪ When a mouthful is too much ♪

Ross.

♪ Schlong Chocolate Bars ♪

♪ Our founder was Hyrum Schlong ♪

♪ And it's too late to change it ♪

Ross, I really like that a lot.

But I am gonna say this
one goes to Rashawn again.

Yes, yes, yes.

Sometimes simplicity.

Last one.

Ugly Baby Diapers.

Rashawn.

♪ Admit it, your baby's ugly ♪

♪ Put 'em in an Ugly Diaper now ♪

Rashawn got herself, Ross.

♪ Ugly Baby Diapers ♪

♪ For the busted baby in your life ♪

Wayne.

♪ Ugly Baby Diapers ♪

♪ You can't stop ♪

♪ Shitty on the bottom and shitty on top ♪

Oh!

Wayne, Wayne.

Is this where we just throw it all away

and start an advertising agency?

I think this is the move.

Let's all do coke and figure this out.

Let's get tattoos.

That brings us to round two,

where our players will
now test their talents

in teams of twos.
- Ooh.

Rashawn, Ross.

Yes, sir.

Go ahead and open the duets section

of the binder and let me
know what stands out to you.

- I like it.
- That one is fun.

- Yeah, let's go-
- So many good ones.

This number was the theme
of my high school prom.

- No?
- 2007.



- 007, diamonds are forever.
- A very good year.

We are so unique.

Sponsored by, Unethical Diamond.

Yes.

"Space Tourism,"

by David Bowie and Pat Benatar.
- Yes!

I'm excited.

♪ Open up Expedia ♪

♪ Place a little call ♪

♪ Send yourself to outer space ♪

♪ Outer space ♪

♪ Where satellites revolve ♪

♪ The future is coming and coming soon ♪

♪ Get yourself a time share on the moon ♪

♪ Come with me away from your nation ♪

♪ Join me here at this
timeshare presentation ♪

♪ Space tourism, blast out for the sky ♪

♪ Leave this atmosphere behind ♪

♪ Space tourism, leave this space behind ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You may have questions
about an outer space zone ♪

♪ Is the part on the moon a
rental or something you own ♪

♪ A timeshare is a
unique form of property ♪

♪ You only own it for a brief
period, don't you see? ♪

♪ You've gotta book well in advance ♪

♪ Book well in advance ♪

♪ For the experience to be enhanced ♪

♪ To save your space ♪

♪ In outer space ♪

♪ Space tourism ♪

♪ Ground control to concierge ♪

Save your space in outer space.

A "2001: A Space Odyssey"

worth of points for the both of you.

I don't even want to be the first



Everything about space terrifies me.

We will do 2023.

The year we're in?

- Oh!
- Exactly.

"Slip 'N Slide," by Beastie Boys.

♪ Zip, zip, zip, zip, yeah ♪

♪ Going to the block
party, right over there ♪

♪ There ♪

♪ Everybody's running, no,
you know they don't care ♪

♪ Don't you know they have it
but they do not wanna hide ♪

♪ Rolling on the pavement
that's a slip 'n slide ♪

♪ Everybody go and grab your
sons and your daughter ♪

♪ All you gotta do is
just turn on the water ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, because situations drastic ♪

♪ H20 and you're slipping on the plastic ♪

♪ Abracadabra, oh what a shock ♪

♪ Underneath the slip 'n
slide there was a rock ♪

♪ Rock ♪

♪ Right under the plastic,
you just couldn't see ♪

♪ A kid slid on it and
he skinned his knee ♪

♪ He skinned his knee
and and began to cry ♪

♪ What ♪

♪ I needed insurance to indemnify ♪

♪ Oh my goodness, now I'm telling you ♪

♪ It started as a party, now
my parents' getting sued ♪

♪ When you slip and you
slide nowhere to hide ♪

♪ When you slip and you slide ♪

♪ And there's nowhere to hide ♪

♪ When you slip, slip, you slide ♪

♪ Slip, slip, slip slide ♪

♪ When you slip ♪

♪ Slide, there's nowhere to hide ♪

Boi!

Wow!



The doubling, you finding
those rhymes together.

Man, yes.

How is it possible?

Someone will say it's written.

- Yeah, of course.
- It's not.

I mean, would you write that?

- Would ya?
- Would ya?

- Would ya write that?
- Would ya?

Just a deluge, a waterfall.

- Ooh.
- 100,000 buckets full.

- Ooh.
- Yes.

I am dousing you in points.

Which brings us to the
last prompt of round two,

Wayne and Rashawn.

- Let me move it over here-
- A match made

in music heaven.

- We've got it.
- You've got it already?

We are one mind.

- No kidding.
- We're gonna do 2018.

I hope that's the number.

I think so.

- If not, we'll see.
- We'll find out.

Oh, "Let's Get A Dog,"

by Otis Redding and Etta James.

I am excited.

Oh.

♪ I get so lonely ♪

♪ When we go for a walk ♪

♪ I see all the kiddies
and I hear how they talk ♪

♪ I see all the kiddies
and I hear how they talk ♪

♪ But there's one area of the park ♪

♪ But there's one area of the park ♪

♪ That I can't enter unless
I have an animal that barks ♪

♪ That I can't enter unless
I have an animal that barks ♪

♪ Baby, I see the way that you
don't look at me at night ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ We don't touch anymore ♪

♪ You don't want to have
a baby, but that's okay ♪

♪ Because I feel something more ♪

♪ Tell me what you feel ♪

♪ I'm thinking that we need something ♪

♪ To save this relationship ♪

♪ Mm-Hm ♪

♪ To bring it around, make me feel fine ♪

♪ Something that we both can stroke ♪

♪ That's not attached to me ♪

♪ Let's get a canine ♪

♪ Oh, let's get a dog ♪
♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ Baby, let's get a dog ♪

♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ What type of dog you want, baby ♪

♪ I want a rottweiler ♪

♪ Big one ♪

♪ I want a great dane ♪

♪ That's another tall one, baby ♪

♪ I want a shih tzu ♪

♪ I just can't explain. ♪

♪ You know, he gonna make noise at night ♪

♪ I wanna feel finer about
feeding it some Purina, Purina, ♪

♪ I wanna feel finer about
feeding it some Purina, Purina, ♪

Okay.
♪ Though they're hard rhymes ♪

♪ But I think I have the time, baby ♪

Come on.
♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ Let's get a dog ♪

♪ For you, anything, baby ♪

♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, let's get a dog ♪

♪ Oh, let's get a dog ♪

Holy sh*t.

- You are a beast.
- Oh my gosh.

Holy sh*t.

How many points, Sam?

Come on my man, come on.

Aaron.

- The key change.
- Whoo!

The key change?

- Unbelievable.
- I was praying for it

and it happened, come on.

I think we gotta say




Yes, we can bank some. Come on man.

That's what I'm talking about
right here.

It's time for our second mini game.

And what it is is called
"Take Some Direction."

How this works, players,
is I am going to give you

one line of a popular song to repeat over,

and over, and over again.

As I do, I'll be giving
you micro adjustments,

direction, if you will,

in terms of how to perform that song.

Make sense?
- Yes.

Your lyric is, "Take
me out to the ball game."

Starting with Rashawn, no
direction, Rashawn, go.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Ross, a little more.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Good, Wayne, a little more.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Rashawn, lots of hands.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Good, Ross, lots of of pointing.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Wayne, as gospel.

♪ Take me ♪

♪ Take me out to ♪

♪ The ball game of the Lord ♪

♪ In the field of dreams ♪

Rashawn, half spoken like
in dramatic musical theater.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Ross! As slam poetry.

Take me

out

to the ball game, was
it ever really a game?

Is life a game?

How can I be taken out when
I never asked to be put in?

Whoo!

Wayne, your hand is a puppet
and you're a ventriloquist.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Rashawn, like a silent movie actor.

[Rashawn mouths "Take me
out to the ball game."]

Ross in a gibberish, foreign language.

Wayne, like a drunk karaoke singer.

Okay, okay, I dunno if
I can choose this much.

Shut up, Richard.

Oh my god, he's okay.

♪ Take me out to the ball ♪

Oh my God, the words...

♪ Game ♪

Rashawn, as a one man band.

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

Ross, as if on a children's TV show.

♪ Take me out ♪

♪ Let's all see our hands ♪

♪ Out to the ball game up in the stands ♪

♪ We're talking B-A-L-L game ♪

Wayne, pausing twice to
call out members of the band.

♪ Take me out to the ♪

Let's hear it for Jimmy
"No Nose" on the keys.

♪ Ball game, hah ♪

♪ Little Richie on the keys, hey ♪

♪ Two times ♪

And that's a mini game.

That brings us to round three

where our players will now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

Ross, Rashawn, Wayne, let's
see what you'd like to do

outta that big green binder.

No, you pick.

- Yes, sir, it's all you.
- Oh, okay.

If I know Ross, and
his niche musical leanings,

I'm excited to see where this leads us.

I don't know, 3025, Sam.

"Overdraft Fees," by Nirvana.

♪ I take you out on the town ♪

♪ When I'm feeling like a winner ♪

♪ I took you to Bennigan's ♪

♪ For an intimate dinner ♪

♪ $65 later. ♪

♪ Guess I've got my heart to thank ♪

♪ That later on that evening ♪

♪ I get a little email from my bank ♪

♪ All I really wanted was a
little snack from the 7/11 ♪

♪ All I really wanted was a
little snack from the 7/11 ♪

♪ 7/11 ♪

♪ I didn't have to count on
using the off brand ATM ♪

♪ I didn't have to count on
using the off brand ATM ♪

♪ I put my card in and
input $20, how can this be ♪

♪ I put my card in and
input $20, how can this be ♪

♪ That it costs more
to pay for the amount ♪

♪ That I wanted to take
out, unfortunately ♪

♪ Oh, overdraft fees on my bank account ♪

♪ Overdraft fees on my bank account ♪

♪ and what I bought and the fee ♪

♪ The fee is the bigger amount ♪

♪ Is the bigger amount, it told me ♪

♪ I'm talking overdrive fees ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ What is this monthly maintenance fee ♪

♪ $12, are you f*cking kidding me ♪

♪ That's my f*cking money, dude ♪

♪ That was super f*cking rude ♪

Yeah!

♪ We don't like that fee ♪
♪ Fees, oh, oh ♪

♪ We don't like that ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ We don't like that fee ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ We don't like that fee ♪

♪ We've got to set up alerts ♪

Holy sh*t, holy sh*t.

I wish I didn't have to do
this, but negative 20 points.

Oh.

Dude, we just told you.

- God.
- Wow.

You need an economics system.

They get us every time.

Last song of the game, say it isn't so,

I like these ones that
are actually groups.

Yeah, that's fair.

I love three Cobains.

Oops, all Cobains.

Too many Cobains.

Alright, there are three of us.

Let's take it back with a little 3018.

"Stock Photo," by The Fugees.

Why don't you get in the middle,

why don't you get in the middle?

Yeah, yeah, you gotta be.

Come on, Wayne,
♪ Oh ♪

Ross, you know you got the lyrics

♪ We used to be number one,
walking into your house ♪

♪ Looking at these pictures
of you and your spouse ♪

♪ I see, no, that's the photo. ♪

♪ That is not you and it's got to go ♪

♪ Because you said you
love when you rock ♪

♪ That is a photo that
is stock, stock photo ♪

♪ Stock pho-o-to ♪
♪ Photo ♪

♪ We know that's not your
family in the picture frame ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ Stock pho-o-to ♪

♪ You need to take that sh*t
out, 'cause it's f*cking lame ♪

♪ Ooh, stock photo ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ That 'aint you ♪

♪ That's not you ♪

♪ That's not you ♪

♪ Ross ♪

♪ I picked you up last night ♪

♪ Because I really like your style ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ That I saw in the photo
on your dating profile ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh my god, well you
left me in the lurch ♪

♪ 'Cause I saw 17 other iterations ♪

♪ When I did a Google Image search ♪

♪ Stock pho-o-to ♪
♪ Photo ♪

♪ We know that's not you
in the picture frame ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ Stock pho-o-to ♪
♪ No ♪

♪ Take that real sh*t out,
you're a f*cking lame ♪

♪ Stock pho-o-to ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ Stock photo ♪

♪ Stock photo ♪

♪ Stock photo ♪

♪ Stock photo ♪

♪ Well the picture of the
tree, that was stock ♪

♪ The picture of the
mountain, that was stock ♪

♪ The picture of you, and that was stock ♪

♪ Of you at the zoo,
b*tch, that was stock ♪

♪ Bernie Sanders in that
chair, that was stock ♪

♪ You and Trump, that was real ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ All too real ♪

♪ Oh, way too real ♪

♪ Oh, 'cause it's way too real ♪

♪ You know how we feel ♪

♪ Reveal the real you, brra, brra, brra ♪

Wow!

- What a note to end on.
- Ridiculous.

- Un-f*cking-believable
- Brra, brra!

Oh my lord, all praise Aaron.

- Yes.
- Oh.

Thank you, all.

You make it so easy.

Well deserved.

I say every time, the real
winner of these episodes

is always Aaron, yes.

That brings us to the end of
our game, say it isn't so.

Our winner, this eve,

Wayne Brady.

Viqua!

You are the recipient
of the coveted Golden Ear.

Oh.

- You did it, yay.
- It's all yours.

- It's all you ever wanted.
- I couldn't have done it

without y'all.

That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Good night.