01x05 - Summer Break / Welcome to Chiyo's Room / Invitation / Someone with Experience, Speak / Done For

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Your fun summer break
will be starting tomorrow!

What kind of plans does everyone have?

Me! I'm going to New Zealand
with my family.

My, how wonderful.

I'll be at camp with the Astronomy Club.

My, how wonderful.

Miss Yukari, will you be going
on vacation anywhere?

I will be going to Neptune.

Okay, I'm going pass out
your report cards!

So, what's this thing that
she gave me with it?

Okay! Those of you who got
drills with their report cards

will stay here until you finish them!

I wonder if he's not hot
under this blazing sun?

Good morning.

You know, it's already early evening.

Have you turned into a night owl
since summer break started?

Night?

I'm sleeping, of course.

I can't believe you.

Come sit down here!

What?

I'm telling you to sit!

Oh, man, shut up.

What do you want so early in the morning?

Set up a daily schedule!

You shouldn't be so lazy
just because it's summer break!

What the heck?
Are you a teacher or something?!

Yes, and so are you.

I can't write while you're watching!

Fine, fine.

Done yet?

Finished!

Let me see.

What is this?

You're so unmotivated.

No, I'm not.

Summer break is a great opportunity;

don't you want to at least spend
some of your time productively?!

Read a book or plan out lessons for the
second semester or something!

Oh, man, shut up... Oh!

What?

Let's go have fun somewhere tomorrow!

Have fun, is it?

What?! It's better than being lazy, right?!

Oh, you can't.

I can't help it, I've got swimming tomorrow!

Swimming?!

What?

The pool, right?! I'll go with you!

It's the school pool! I'm the advisor
for the swim team.

The school pool would be free, right?

I'm telling you, I'm not
going there to have fun!

What?! It's better than being lazy, right?!
It's better than that!

I'm a teacher too.

I know that.

Oh, I know.

You know...

You still have no motivation, do you?

No, I don't.

You've gotta be in a swimsuit
in the summer!

I tried going for a little more
fan service this year!

Can you believe it?
It's now twice the fan service!

Ta-da! Here's a shark!

Miss Kurosawa, Lane 8
is in a world all by itself.

It's a shark!

Oh my god! Unbelievable!

But it bothers me.

Don't let it bother you.

Shark!

Summer Break Special, Home inspections!

We'll be going to Chi yo-chan's place today!

Yay!

Hey, hey, where are you going?!

It's embarrassing with you shouting
in front of the train station.

Oh, come on! Don't let it bother you!

Remember what they've always said?

"Three makes a rowdy bunch"?!

And I don't want to be a part of that!

Are we a rowdy bunch?

Oh! I get it, I get it!

Okay...

Let's see... Summer Break Special,
Home inspections!

We'll be going to Chi yo-chan's place today!

Yay!

Hey, hey, where are you going?!

Your presence itself is like shouting.

I can't help it. Don't let it bother you.

Our presence itself is just rowdy.

I told you not to group me in with you guys!

Is our presence itself rowdy?

Oh! I get it, I get it already!

I'm not going to let you copy even when
we get to Chi yo-chan's place!

Copy?

Right!

In order to prevent wastefully wiling away
our happy summer break,

I have shrewdly prepared to copy
Chi yo-chan's homework!

I get it. That's why...

Oh, I wasn't bein' shrewd.

Haha! I won't let you copy mine!

I don't want it.

Why not?!

Because I'll do it myself.

Well, isn't it just dandy for
people who're smart?

And you've got a good figure too.

You sure are getting carried away,
just because it's summer.

Do you guys have any boyfriends
to show that off to?

Now, guess I'll go buy
some cake as a gift.

Yay! Cake! Cake!
Yomi-chan, you're the best!

Cake!

Hey, shouldn't we be getting there soon?

Yeah, we're in the neighborhood
of the address I was given.

Hey, is it really this place?

The nameplate says it's
Chi yo-chan's place...

Amazin'...

It won't self-destruct or anything, will it?

Probably not.

You don't have to sprint off!

Hello! I have been waiting for you guys!

I told you, you don't have to sprint off!

Maybe we should've gotten a melon
or something as a gift instead?

I think keeping it normal is fine.

Everyone, welcome to my home!

This is the first time my high school
friends are visiting,

so I'm very happy!

Now, please don't stand on ceremony
and come in.

Thank you for having us.

This is my room!

Wow!

It's big.

But man, Chi yo-chan, you sure live
in an amazing place.

It's nothing that great.

Trust me, it's plenty amazing.

Yeah, yeah, you've virtually won this already.

Huh?

Right, Osaka?

I know, let's all go have fun someplace.

Huh?

If we could, we would've.

Why don't you?

The money...

Then, how about we all go
to my summer home?

Summer home?!

Summer home?

Summer break special! Home inspections!

We'll be going to Chi yo-chan's
summer home today!

Yay!

It sure turned out to be a nice day.

It's a perfect day for goin' to a summer home.

I don't know if it's a perfect day for
going to a summer home,

but Chi yo-chan, you're the one who
invited Miss Sakaki, right?

Yes!

I met her at the library the other day,
so I invited her along.

Was that wrong?

Well, of course!

It's okay! Good job! Yay!

Yay!

However!

Who invited these guys?!

Don't call us "these guys"!

You're getting rides there, thanks to us!

Free transportation! Free!

Well, that's definitely true, but...

I see, so you're going by train, Miss Takino?

What?!

Yay! Cars! Cars!

Now that that's settled,

split up into groups going in my car
and Nyamo's car!

Incidentally, my car is more expensive,

even though it's my parents'.

Miss Yukari?

What is it?

Expensive or not, this car's
got dents everywhere...

Don't worry about it, don't worry about it!

You can't live a full life if you worry
about these things.

But...

Then, I guess it's three in my car
and two in Yukari's.

Excuse me, but Miss Yukari's car
seems more roomy,

so shouldn't she be the one
to take three people?

The fewer dead the better, right?

Rock, paper...

That's a nice looking summer home!

Fresh air and great location!

I was watching.

We ain't afraid of roller coasters anymore.

Wow! It's the ocean, the ocean,
the ocean!

When it comes to the ocean... Let's go!

Watermelon smashing!

Well, I suppose that's a classic pastime,

but without a stick or a bat or something...

Huh? Any bats lying on the ground?!
Any bats?!

No, there aren't.

Watermelon smashin', huh?

What?

What do you have to do to get
to be so big like that?

Oh, we don't need a bat! We'll go
with spirit! Yeah, spirit!

With "ji" as in hemorrhoids...

Written in hi rag an a

it's "chi" with dots instead of "shi", you know?

You don't normally put dots on "chi", right?

Yeah...

But when I looked it up in
a dictionary the other day,

it was properly written as "shi" with dots.

Really...

And you know seals?

It's written as "sea leopards", right?

Was that how it was?

I guess they must be ferocious
in spite of the way they look.

You're pretty knowledgeable.

You think so?

Speakin' of the ocean,
I want to ride a dolphin.

That would be nice.

Right?

And you know how they write
"dolphins" as "sea pigs"?

Yeah...

But using the same character for "pig",

I wonder why "river pig"
is read as "puffer fish",

even though they live in the ocean?

What are you two up to?

We were thinkin' about hemorrhoids.

No!

Summer break special.

How to fully enjoy summer nights.

For summer nights, you gotta
tell horror stories.

Well, that might be standard,
but do you know any scary ones?

I don't know any.

Then it's no good.

Oh, speaking of which!

This is a story about
another summer home.

Oh. Yeah? Yeah?

Apparently there is a huge outbreak
of c*ck in the summer.

And then?

They just get c*ck everywhere and...

You gotta tell smut stories
on summer nights!

Smut stories?

Oh, yes!

So, let's take this opportunity

to get the two adults here to tell us
stories that will benefit us!

What?

Come on, tell us a story from your
abundant store of adult experience,

starting with Miss Yukari!

Me?

Yup!

No dirty stories, please!

Lay off, can't you see they
don't know how to react?

Everyone is waiting!

Now, please!

It's actually not that bad getting by
as a single woman.

That doesn't benefit us.

What 'bout you, Miss Kurosawa?

You look like you'd be pretty popular.

Now, please, Miss Kurosawa!
We're waiting!

Well...

That is...

I'm single too,

so I don't have any stories like that.

Sorry I couldn't live up to your expectations.

Oh, darn...

But you weren't single last summer.

What?

Man, it's kind of dampened the mood now.

Oh, I know.

What? Horror stories again?

Sometimes, you get serial murders
goin' on in situations like this,

if this were a drama.

Yeah, that's true.

One, and then another...

You think you haven't seen them around
for a while, but actually...

Oh, this sounds good.

And then?

The first victim is Tomo-chan.

And one after another, y'all get k*lled...

And then...

And then?

I'm the m*rder*r.

So, you're the m*rder*r!

Oh, man, that's no good.

Oh, I know! When it comes to summer
nights, you gotta do that!

There! Go! Go!

She's excited about them now, since she
didn't have to pay for them.

Miss Sakaki, you're very good with sparklers.

This place is great.

I wish we could stay here
and didn't have to go home.

Yes.

But...

But?

If we have to go home,
I would like to get home alive.

Oh, the Yukari-mobile...

I'm bad at rock-paper-scissors!

And today was the last day
of summer break too.

Morning!

How's everyone been doing?!

I brought the photos from our trip
during summer break!

Let me see! Let me see!

Oh, me too!

I wish I could've gone too.

If only it hadn't been at the same time
as my club camp.

Miss Sakaki went too?!

Yeah, she did.

Why didn't I go?!

Like you said, because of your club camp.

Oh, that?

I apparently toss a lot in my sleep.

Why?!

Well, there's no real reason...

What's this?

Oh! That's the Yukari-mobile.

Oh, so this is it...

I heard it was really rough, Chi yo-chan.

Chi yo-chan?

Please stop...

Miss Yukari, please stop.

Please stop.

Please be more careful...

I'm sorry.

No. We're going to die.

The grandpa! The grandpa!

Run!

Miss Sakaki, you can have
these photos of the trip!

Photos from my very first trip with friends...

Thank you.

Hey, did you notice?

Behind you, it looks like there's
a ghostly face, see?

Oh, you're right.

You're so lucky to have a photo
like that, Miss Sakaki.

That's my neighbor Mr. Horikoshi from
back when I was in Osaka.

Probably, that is.

Okay, starting today,
it's the second semester!

Let's all make sure to study hard!

So, summer break is over now. Did
everyone go somewhere to have fun?

All sorts of things ended up happening,
we didn't go anywhere.

Oh, my. That's too bad.

I didn't go anywhere except for the camp
with the Astronomy Club.

Oh, my. That's too bad.

Now!

The more fun summer break was,

the worse case of summer break
hangover you get later.

Is everyone in class okay on this count?

Then you're probably in
the worst shape of all of us!

Yes! Exactly as you say!

Man, I feel so tired.

When does winter break begin?

The theme of the next episode of
Azumanga Daioh is "victory"!

Hold the word "victory" dear to your heart,

put your spirit into it!

And win!

Miss Yukari, you sure are into this.

You must have your heart set on it
for the Sports Fest.

But when I say win, I mean against
Class 5! Nyamo's class!

You wouldn't happen to have your heart
set on something more?

If we win, I'll treat you!