01x01 - Squirrel!

[bunniefuu]

[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: I am awake!

And if I am awake,

everyone must be awake!

Get up! I do ever so
want you to get up!

- You can thank me for waking you.
- CARL: I'm up.

DUG: I know you want to be
with me! CARL: What time is it?

- You ruined a great dream.
- DUG: I am your dog.

Thank you for feeding me!

Yeah. Keep your collar on.

[DUG MUNCHING]

Oh, boy.

This water is so wet!

And you are so good
at hunting for food.

Thanks, took me a whole five
minutes at the grocery store.

DUG: Whoa!

[MUNCHING]

Are we going outside?

Uh...

Now, I'm gonna build a project,

and I don't need a puppy underfoot
out there, so stay. Okay, Dug?

Stay. Stay.

Stay. Stay.

Stay.

[GRUNTS]

[DUG PANTING]

Good stay.

DUG: Oh, thank you.

What are you doing?

Is that for me? Are
you making something?

- I brought this for you.
- [GRUNTS]

[GROANS] Uh-huh.

Maybe later.

[SIGHS] Now, that's
not gonna work.

Do you think at some point
you could pretend to obey me?

- Oh, yes, Poppa!
- Well...

You are like a father to me.

I will call you Poppa.

Oh, boy.

[GRUNTS] There!

Poppa, that den is too
small for you to live in.

It's a bird feeder.

You will feed the birds to it?

- No! They do the feeding! Seeds!
- Oh...

[YAWNS] I'm bushed.

I think I'll take
a little siesta.

DUG: But the birds!
We must feed them!

They'll be by.

Why don't you guard the feeder,
so no one messes with it?

[YAWNS]

Guard the feeder... [SNORING]

DUG: I will guard
the bird feeder.

I will pretend to obey.

Hot!

[SNORING]

This will take away the hot.

[THUDS]

That is where I take a bath.

I will guard my poppa's project.

And I am still guarding.

Guarding yet again.

[BARKING] Get away, you bird!

[LAUGHS] This is for the bird.

Come back, you bird.

I am sorry for not
liking you from before.

There is plenty of food for you

and I want you to
fly here now and...

Squirrel!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHITTERING]

I know what you want.

The food for the bird,

which I am sorry for
not liking from before.

You will never get
by me, Squirrel!

I am a dog!

I can run fast, and I can smell,
and you will never get by me!

[RATTLING]

- [SQUIRREL CHITTERS]
- Whoa! Whoa...

- [SQUIRREL CHITTERING]
- [BARKING]

I am warning you, Squirrel, you had
better leave my poppa's project!

I am pretending to obey!

[BARKING]

[CONTINUES CHITTERING]

[CONTINUES BARKING]

Ow!

[CHITTERING]

[BARKING]

[CHITTERING]

[BARKING]

Whoa!

Ha, tickles!

[SQUAWKS]

[CARL SNORING]

[MUNCHING SOUNDS]

[GROWLS]

- [CHITTERING]
- [BARKING]

I am not sure how I got up here.

I am a good climber!

[SQUIRREL CHITTERING]

[BRANCH CREAKS]

Whoa, whoa!

Ow.

[PLOPS]

[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: Now I am
having two feelings.

I feel like I wish the
squirrel would get dead.

But I feel sad for the squirrel.

Very sad.

It getting dead is also
still a feeling, though.

Boy, that squirrel loves my
poppa's favorite peanut butter.

The squirrel is not so bad.

Mmm, I have never eaten this...

It is so delicious, and I
am licking it many times.

Oh, I can't stop
licking it many times.

[MUFFLED] Now my
mouth doesn't work!

- I am mad at you once again, Squirrel!
- [CHITTERING]

[MUFFLED BARKING]

- [THUDS]
- [CARL GROANS]

That's weird.

[MUFFLED] Poppa! [GULPS]

I guarded the feeder
for the birds.

Yeah, I can see that.

DUG: All the seeds is gone.

[SIGHS]

I fed the squirrel
your peanut butter.

My favorite?

Pretending to obey is hard.

[SIGHS]

You're a good dog.

I'm very lucky to have you, Dug.

Oh, Poppa. You are
lucky to have me.

[CARL CHUCKLES]

Your project got dead.

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]