02x07 - Softball Finals

[bunniefuu]

[Male Announcer
reads text on screen]

[Musical jingle]

right music]

[casual upbeat music]

Engineering a softball
team is no different

than engineering a refinery.

You put the right people
on the right tasks.t

than engineeYes! a refinery.

YoAll right, we're onple
oa three-year skid.t

So whatever it takes to
kick CornPulse Energy's a*s.

I got just the plan!

Where'd these new
unis come from?

Medhi ordered them.
I got - Nice!e plan!

WherNice work!new
u- It's badass.

All right, team,
pay attention, pay attention.

Tanner, you've got
the youngest limbs

you're going to pitch.

Young and spry.

Insulators, you're
in the outfield,

because you don't
have a dental plan.

Taser will help,

look at him,
he's huge as f*ck.

Huge.

Painters, I'm sorry,

you're going to be
riding the pine,

because you're all cross-eyed.

you're going to be
[all talking over each other]

Look, look, look, I don't
becawant to hear it, okay?yed.

Homer, you've got the softest
hands, you'll be on first.



I thought I had
the softest hands.

You do.

At third, because he's
a psychopath, Backwoods.

And that's our team.

At thirdNice!ause he's
a psychop- Yes!ackwoods.

Yeah!
- Medhi!

Ooh, Dewey!

Yes, of course,
you are a batboy.

Perfect.
- Strategically sound.

That's a good position.
- What?!

Perfect.
That is not a position.

Ooh, no, it's your cover
story, it's a ruse.

I need your rat-like senses
to spy on the other team.

All right, let's
beat these cornfuck

ethanol-producing hypocrites.
- Yeah.

They're all still driving

gas-guzzling trucks to work
every day, aren't they?

[everyone cheering]

Hypocrites!

[everyone cheering]

Here we have the
memorial trophy cabinet.

It's a little sparse,

but you know what,
memoriwe're proud.binet.

Five years, no trophies?

Someone explain to me how
that boosts worker morale.

Oh, losing is super fun
with the right attitude.

And the right bevvies.
- Yeah.

And we're gonna be there,
withpumping 'em up, tude.

playing the music, cheering.

Return the uniforms,

they can play in their
personal clothing.

And stop spending
money behind my back.

Actually, Medhi paid for these.

[in unison] Ooh!

How much money did he make
Actuathe company this year?ese.

Well, if, uh, if
Medhi approved it,

I'm fine with it.

So you going to this bush
league bullshit today?

Yes, I'm gonna
cheer the g*ng on.

They've asked me to
throw the first pitch.

Yes, I'm gonna
chOh, la-di-da!on.

They've asked me to
How come I'm not number one?

Two is a very
auspicious number.

It holds great respect.

Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

That could be your
nickname, actually.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Number two?

The Deuce.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ah! The Deuce.

Yeah, the Deuce.

You got this.

Make way for the Deuce!

Okay.
- Mmm mmm.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Nice.

Get ready for the
Deuce to drop!

[Jenn]. Janet, get the door!

Better help the
bullpen has a plunger.

Here's a good spot. Yes.

No, this is-
- If you don't mind maybe,

starting a cheer for my
first plate appearance,.

it would be much appreciated.

starting a cheer for my
firYeah. We got this.e,.

Thank you very much.

starting a cheer for my
firYeah. WYay!t this.e,.

[Dewey] Enjoy.
Thank - Okay.y much.

starting a cheer for my
Let's go, boys! Let's go!

Gonna be the fourth
year in a row.

I need this win!

Do you even know how
to use that thing?

Yes, I watched a YouTube video.

Oh my God.

[Bennett]. Hot wieners! Hot buns!

Taste my salty hot buns
and mystery meat.

There you go.

[people laughing]

What the f*ck?

Look at those
CornPulse b*stards!

I want to know
their game plan,

their batting order,

and any potential
injuries they might have.

But most importantly,
if you get captured,

and any potential
inkeep your mouth shut!e.

Wait, I can get captured?

Hey, hey, hey, boys!

Drinking? Don't you get it?

This game is about more
than just winning.

This is a statement.

People in our community think
that we are the bad guys, huh,

the evil,
coal-burning stepchild.

People in our community think
thBut we are gonna show themh,

by winning this softball
tournament what we are made of!

[in unison] Yeah!

Hey, man, we're just
trying to have some fun.

It's the frickin' weekend.

Guys, we can have
fun and still win.

We just need to pace ourselves
and not get too f*cked up.

[Homer]. Roger that, Todder.

We just need to pace ourselves
and not You rang?ucked up.

LFG, let's go, boys!

We just need to pace ourselves
and [in unison] Yeah!d up.

Taser what are you doing, man?

We just need to pace ourselves
and [iRelax, Medhi.h!d up.

I like to enjoy my beverage
without the use of my a*s.

We are so f*cked.

Okay, can you do this?
- Yes.

Good! Now get out there!

Aaaahh!

Don't get captured!
Stay behind their eye-line!

Get down!
- Wooh!

Don't get captured!
StHe's gonna f*ck it up.ne!

Get down!
Faster!

DStop eating double
cheeseburgers every night,!

we might actually
have a chance!

DStop eating double
cheeseburFaster!ery night,!

Oh, get their ba*ls.

Up! Down!

Get away from me!

What the f*ck are
you doing, man?

Get away from me.

No, you suck it!

What do we have here?

[Captain Corn]. Get outta here!

WhSecret game plans.?

[Captain Corn]. Beat his a*s!!

What the f*ck are
you doing back here?

My peripheries get all
screwed up sometimes.

Get the f*ck outta here.

I was chasing a $5 bill.

If you see a $5 bill with Harry
Potter written on the back,

I was just chasing it, so.

Oh, f*ck Roach!

Don't drain your weasel in
the middle of the field,

Oyou ditch pig!

Don't drain your weasel in
Someone's gonna slip in that!

There's a porta-john
over there, man!

I gotta flow!

Don't slip in Roach's piss,
everybody!

Hey!

[Billy]. What are the odds?

Hey there, neighbour!

What are you doing here?

Oh, pays like 20 an hour cash,
plus a free beer, right?

WhaIt's charity work.re?

I like to pay it forward.

sh*t, Auds, you got
some heat, girl!

Oh! Sorry, brother!

What the f*ck is that?

Sorry, welder's elbow!

[Backwoods].
What Sure, it is.hat?

Blankin' too much dicky!

[light playful music]

Are you, um, working?

It's for the kids,
you got 40 bucks?

It's just 'cause I had to-

You know what,

I'm just gonna go sit down
and, and watch the game.

Okay, great. I'll join ya!

I'm just gonna go sit down
and, and Great!the game.

[kids chanting]. Conch, Conch, Conch, Conch!

[Barb]. Oh God, look who just arrived.

I kinda feel like she
wants to wear my skin.

I know, but she's so loaded!

[groans] I mean, I would
trade places with her in a-

[in unison] Heartbeat.

Hey, so here are my stats.

Oh. Okay.

And a little slugger card.

[Bev]. Oh, Dale!

Can you introduce
me as Dinger Dale?

It says here you're on
the bench, sweetie.

Oh, but I'm staying loose.

Hot tube steaks on a bun!

Tightly packed
lips and assholes!

So delicious you'll
forget to chew.

You've got to be sh1tting me.

What are you doing here?

Fulfilling the
Youconditions of my parole.e.

[Todd]. Down an eye, are ya?

Fulfilling the
YoucondiYou sober now?role.e.

[Todd]. California sober.ya?

Fulfilling the
YOkay. Take two chilli dogs...

[Bennett cawing]

Bennett, I see your
YOkaywieners are intact.ogs...

That's a good side
hustle for ya.

Come here.

There's been a lot of chatter
about decertification.

I'm concerned about
the state of the union.

That's American.

This is a union town.

Look, sh*t will go
sideways if that happens.

sh*t can't go sideways.

Only if it hits a
very powerful fan.

Good to know.

We need to speak
to Conch's board.

Is that something you can do?

We need to speak
No, we're both gonna do it.

I just called an
emergency board meeting.

They're coming to
NImperial Valley tomorrow...

I just called an
emeThat is fantastic.ng.

They're coming to
NImperiaWhat the..?morrow...

There's a f*cking
bite out of this.

They're coming to
NImperiaWow, great.morrow...

You didn't put any chilli on.

No tip?

Welcome back.

[Bennett].Put the tip in your mouth, huh?
How about that?

Put my tip in your mouth.

There you go.
- Ooh, thank you.

Doing all right?

Hey, Billy, don't you have some
bases to clean or something?

Okay, well, duty calls.

Great to see you. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Yeah.
- Really, really good to see ya.

Okay, see ya, Billy.

Oh.[Billy].h.
- Really, rea Yeah.od to see ya.

OkaHe's harmless.ly.

Yeah, and I'm sober.

Ok[Daina laughing]y.

Did you guys go to school
together or something or?

Yeah, no, we just
have a history.

It's nothing crazy.

Yeah, no, we just
Okay, let's play some ball.

Come on, what's the holdup?

I got sh*t to do.

This is so exciting.

I've never thrown a first
pitch before. [chuckles]

You got this, you got this.

[Barb]. Hey, you softball people,
it's Barb.

[Bev]. And Bev, also known as-

[Barb]. Hey, Bum and Bummer!eople,
Bum and Bummer!

What the f*ck is
Bum and Bummer?

[crowd chanting]. Bum and Bummer!

What the f*ck is
Bum and Bummer, that's right.

So, it's time for
the first pitch,

which is gonna be
Bum athrown by none otherght.

than Conch Industries' Chelsea,
the wild thang, Nakamura!

w[crowd cheering]
Bum athr[horn blaring]herght.

Um...

w[crowd cheering]
Bum athrLet's do this.herght.

Hey, what's going on out there?

Jenn throwing the first pitch.
[murmuring]

Hey, what's gBut... n out there?

Okay, looks like there's
a slight change of plans

and the first pitch is going
to be thrown by our other boss,

the Deuce, Jenn Conch.

Oh, she's a d*uche, all right.

thWhat a b*tch move.h.

I know, I don't
know what the f*ck.

All right, put a little
mustard on it for ya...

I kn[Steph].n't
know wh Okay! f*ck.

So good!

Use your good arm! [laughter]

Let's give it up for Jenn,
the d*uche, Conch, everyone.

f*ck it, let's chug it.

[Barb]. Okay, okay, guys.

Grab your nuts and
your other snacks.

The game's gonna start soon.

How much longer do I
have to f*cking be here?

[Janet]. Well, it's a beautiful day.

Oh, hey, miss, can I
haget like your photo?e?

It'll be my new background.

Oh, I want in on this.

Oh, uh, I'll get it,
It'lI'll take it. Yeah.und.

Was your oxygen levels possibly
cut off during childbirth?

No, I came out feet first.

It's kind of like a water slide,
but a vag*na. [chuckles]

[Janet].
No, I Okay, cheese!first.

It's kind of like a water slide,
but Foreskin cheese!les]

Just cheese!
No, I- Thick cheese!first.

Cheese, everybody,
regular cheese!

Okay, guys.
- Come on, let me see it.

Hey, Jennifer, Jenny, or
whatever it is you go by,

can I talk to you about an
idea that my sister had?

Unionizing the permittees

and bringing everyone
together like a big unit.

Uh, by big unit, I meant,
like team, not a big d*ck.

That was kind of weird.

What do you think?

You're good with that,
right, permit?

Yeah, what?

Wait, you're a permittee?

Use this on your face.

Come on, come with me.
WaOh, come on, let's go.?

UseI'm coming, too!ce.

We're having a f*cking
WaOh, convo here, no? go.?

Put that on my tab.

Boys, let's beat his a*s!

Beat him!

Leave him alone,
you f*cking dweeb!

Get the f*ck away.

Hey, hey, hey!

Easy now.

What the f*ck is going
on here, you f*cking...

You guys high?
Settle down here.

Hey, hey!

What do you want to f*cking
throw stuff at me, man?

f*cking easy, easy.
Save it for the f*cking game.

Save it for... Out of the
f*cking way, let's go.

f*cking see you out there,
you f*cking dweebs.

Save it for... Out of the
fucThis is as*ault.go.

f*cking see you out there,
yYou okay, Conchie?

SThere's a reason a conch
shell looks like a p*ssy.

What is it?

Get f*cked and get
ready to lose.

Suck it, Donny.
- Yo, f*ck you.

You don't even know how
to do any work. [spits]

Suck it, Donny.
Get the f*ck out of here.

f*ck off!
- f*cking as*h*le.

f*ck is going on out here?

You know we're f*cked up
when I'm the voice of reason.

Women, children, family,
f*cking dogs, everything.

Grandmas even-

And ex-boyfriends.

Oh, f*ck, I didn't
know about that.

I thought you weren't
even going to have any.

Only a couple, at least.

That's before everything
went to sh*t.

Billy and his fancy
Onlfucking sex moves.st.

Sex moves? What's he got?

She totally wants
to have a vote.

A decertification vote?

She totally wants
That's a good thing, right?

Bad.

How many fingers
am I holding up?

What is that, two?

It's kind of hard to tell.

You're okay, Conchie.

It'It's go time, Taser.ll.

[Taser]. Okay, just one more beer.

Let's go, boys and girls.
Let's go, boys and girls.

Let's whoop these
hummus-eating dorks.

Let's go, boys and girls.
Let[everyone cheering]ls.

Union or non-union, let's beat
these scabby piss missiles.

Let'Thank you for thatls.
well-thought-out speech, Todd.

Let's face cleaver
these m*therf*ckers!

Extreme, Stools, but I
enjoy the enthusiasm.

[everyone cheering]

Extreme[Homer]., but I
enj We've got this!m.

I'll have your bats ready
when you guys get back.

This is ridiculous, Medhi.

I'llYou know I shouldeady
when be out there.back.

You're my favourite bat boy.

I'llYou know I shouldeady
But I could be so much more.

♪ I remember
when growing up ♪

I'llYou know I shouldeady
But[overlapping yelling]ore.

♪ Sunny summer days we
would hear the call

I' ♪ Come on, everybody, y
B let's play some baseball ♪

Get her right down the pipe,
Captain Cornhole.

I' ♪ Come on, everybody, y
B let's plEat it! baseball ♪

Get her right down the pipe,
C[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

♪ A fine fast jack

♪ Watch me threw the first
pitch there's no turnin' back ♪

[Backwoods]. ♪ A f Yeah!st jack

♪ ♪ Of the sun to it'srst
pitc setting getting small ♪k ♪

[Backwoods]. ♪Oh! f*ck off!jack

There we go.

[crowd yelling]

[Backwoods].
Th Oh f*ck!.

[crowd gasping]

We're gonna need
a new catcher.

My bro's sideways.

You guys need to tell
your bro to chill out

on the liver poison.

Okay, Taser, line it up.

If you're too f*cked up,
you're not playing.

We all got to work tomorrow.

If you're too f*cked up,
yo[Taser grunting].

[Dewey].
W Looks like he needs a sub.

[slurring] It's just
an inner ear thing.

Yeah, nice try. You're done.

[slu Take a seat.ust
an i- Ah, f*ck.ing.

[Medhi]. Roach, you're going in.

Don't let me down.

Sick!

[Dewy].
Don Oh, come on!n.

The outfield pisser?

[Dewy].
Put me in, coach...

I'm saving the best for
last, Punky Dewster.

Yo, slop tart.

What happened to
pacing ourselves?

Stress, man. This union sh*t.

I think I f*cked up with Jenn.

She was a cranky
Stresbitch b*stard to me.hit.

She's a f*cking cranky
b*tch b*stard to everyone.

Don't worry about
union sh*t right now.

We've got a game to win.

DAnd I found outt
uBilly boinked Daina.

Really? Seriously?

Him of all people.

Can't say I'm totally shocked.

I mean, he's pretty up
front about his k*ll count.

Probably that thing that
he does with his pinkies.

Oh, it's a good
one, eh? [laughs]

Probably that thing that
he doAnd Daina? Yeah.ies.

She's a special one.

[Todd]. What the f*ck, man?
That's gonna bruise.

Not as special as
Syou, though, Auds...

[Todd]. What the f*ck, man?
ThDon't do that.ise.

Not as special as
Come on, come on, come on.

[Todd]. What the f*ck, man?
Okay, now I need a drink.

Not as special as
I need tequila. His pinkies?

Play ball!

[Barb]. And we are here today,

raising money to help
save the whales.

[Bev]. Our blowhole besties have
been waiting all year,

raising money to help
for our support...

Aw, you don't have
to do that, Janet.

She chose to wear $5,000
shoes to a ballgame.

Six thousand!

SI was hoping we could00
talk about the permittees

that would like to
join the unions.

Well, your onion breath GF

just tried to with his
stink-rat burnout permit.

Listen, unionization would bring
the whole refinery together.

Less accidents,
increased morale-

Increased costs.

It just seems easier to me

to get rid of their
precious unions.

Okay, so everyone
just loses their job?

[Jenn]. Uh, Chelsea, you
don't f*cking get it.

[Barb]. Record this, this
is gonna be good.

You don't need to stay here.

I can send you back to Regina.

Surely you don't want to hang
out in this redneck loser-ville?

Uh, you know, I think what Jenn
is trying to impart here is-

Shut your pie hole,
Janet, thank you!

Sense of belonging.

You know what?

We're not on company property,
Sso I can say this.

I don't like you.

I don't like working for you!

No one here does.

I mean, you're out
of your g*dd*mn mind.

And I'm not f*cking moving.

f*ck all of you imbeciles.

f*ck you.

f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you,
f*ck you, f*ck you.

I am shutting your inbred
h*nky tonk unions down.

I'm decertifying them all.
- [Barb] What?

[Jenn]. Conch will be non-union.

I can do whatever I want.

I'm the Deuce.

And you wonder why your
daddy loved me more.

[in funny voice]
You're so funny.

Are you a comedian?

You're hilarious.

Are y[laughing]ian?

[Barb]. Look who's talking.

Hey, plumper dumpers,

I need you to get
some new hire forms

for the fresh batch
of permits, okay?

Um, we're actually
snot on the clock, s

you knockoff-wearing b*tch.

The guy said that
nobody could tell.

Yeah, you can tell.

And you know what?

This is volunteer,
so you're not the boss here,

you botched-a*s implant.

Please enjoy this very special
somessage from Jenn Conch.e,

[Jenn on video]. I am shutting your inbred
h*nky tonk unions down.

I f*cking knew it.
- You're f*cking right.

Told ya!

[Jenn on video]. I'm decertifying them all!
Conch will be non-union.

I can do whatever I want.

I'm the Deuce.

I can[crowd booing] want.

I was just kidding.
I'm just kidding.

I c ♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ant.

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
- [Todd] You are a d*uche!

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
[chanting] Jenn, go home!!

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ ♪- Jenn, go home!

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
[chantJenn, go home!home!!

Jenn stays here.

[chanting] Jenn, go home!

Jenn stays here.

Oh, okay, all right.
Okay, that's it.

That was uncalled for! Okay!

Wow, that's not the first
time that's happened,

I don't think.

Sorry, everyone, but good
riddance to that Conch sucker.

Let's play ball!

[crowd cheering]

Let'sFuck! ball!

Come on, Stephi!
Come on, Stephi!

Stephi, you can't just
stand there and look hot,

you gotta make
the f*ck' play!

Safe!

[crowd cheering]

[Backwoods]. Come on, buddy!

[Todd]. Come on, Conchie!

[Backwoods].
[crowd cheering]

Yeah!

Oh!

Nice hit, Auds!

Nice a*s!

Go, go, go, go!

[crowd cheering]

Strike! Strike! Here we go!

[Steph] Come on.
- Oopsie daisies!

[Billy chuckling]

[Steph] Come on.
Listen, you filthy liquor pig!

I got good money riding
on this game, okay?

One more out and
Listenthe inning's over!r pig!

I got good money riding
Come on, you can do this!

[Medhi]. Get up. Get up. Get up.

I got go[Dewey]. riding He can't even stand up, Medhi.

- [Medhi]. Get up.
- I mean-. Get up.

[Steph]. Okay, time.

Time.

Throw it to your pal.

That's a boy.

[Dewey]. He can't even throw
the ball back!

[Billy].
Tha Game on!.

[Backwoods]. He's got a lot left in the
tank and he drank all of it.

[Homer]. Yeah, it's hot!

[crowd cheering]

[Billy]. Oh, nice one, train wreck!

Yeah!

Hey, nice catch, Buzzy!

[Billy]. Yeah! You got it!

[crowd cheering]

f*ck yeah, f*ck yeah, f*ck-

[indistinct jeering]

[cheering]

Nice.

[Bev]. Okay, this is it,

the final period.

The bottom of the sixth.

CornPulse is up on team Conch.

The 3 scores to 2.ixth.

One out.

Reginald Backwoods
Davies the III is on second.

Looking good to
tie up the match.

[Barb]. It looks like Conch needs
Da a player at home platend.

and they don't
seem to have one?

[Barb]. IYou guys got a f*ck'ds
Da a player or what?platend.

[Barb]. Conch needs to get
someone to the platter

or this period's over, guys.

Oh my Lord, thundering f*ck!

Billy! Time out!

Must be that
Bennett dog I had.

I don't know, I think I'm
gonna hurl or maybe shiss.

That's half sh*t
and half piss.

He's totally f*cked.

How's he doing?t
- [Steph] sh*t faced.

Hundred percent.

How's he doing?t
Dewey, you're going in.

You're my great white hope.

No, Medhi.

No pinch hitters
You'rein beer league. hope.

Oh, sh*t...

Medhi.

You know you have the
technology to sober him up.

Leonard, you brilliant b*stard.

Okay, team, form a
circle around us.

Get in here, you guys. Come on.

Nice and tight, nice and tight.

Do you trust me, Todd Stool?

[chuckles] Not
Nice aneven a little bit.tight.

But I'll do whatever
- Do youit takes to win.
- Stool?

[Homer] Let's get set.
- Good answer.

We're friends, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[in unison] Whoa!

[Backwoods]. What the f*ck?

Not for me.

[Dewey groaning]

Leonard.

Can I hold the IV bag?
- Why do you want to hold it?

For safety.

[Medhi]. Yeah, sure, you're the expert.

All right, Todd.

Just, uh, relax, take a
deep breath and exhale.

[Todd groaning]

Just, uh[Medhi]. take a
deep b There we go.ale.

Um, can you just pass this
note to your brother for me?

It's kind of f*cking hot.

[Todd]. Stop squeezing
the bag, Steph.

[Steph].
I It's all gravity, baby.

[Todd]. Stop squeezing


Oh, we're done.

Oh.

That much?

Oh, this is one of the freakiest
buzz-ons I've ever had.

I like it.

Are you good to go?

Good to go, coach.

He's good to go!

[cheering]

Hey, this, uh, came for you.

What is that?

Not from me.
- Oh.

Daina. Ooh.

Todd, you got this,
you crazy f*ck.

[Homer]. Yeah, get out there, Todder!

Todd, you got this,
Stay clenched! Stay clenched!

You are not drunk.

[Medhi]. You'll be all right, Todd.

You have lots of energy.

You got this, Todder.

You are the golden arm.

He's pretty f*cking great, hey?

You areStrike!lden arm.

[Todd]. Come on, that's up here, man.

[overlapping yelling]

[Todd].
Toddster, get ready to swing!.

[overlSeriously?ling]

[Billy].
T I gotta call it as I see it.

Come on, Todd, focus.

[[Bev]...
T I gott You can do it!see it.

[man]. Come on, Todd.

[Billy]. Strike two!

[Conch team booing]

Yeah!

[Todd grunting]
[bowels gurgling]

That's not good.

[flatulence tooting]

Ooh. Oh.

Here we go!

Come on, Todd!

[Backwoods]. Come on, Toddler!

[Barb]. Come on, Todd!

You all right, fella?

[Homer]. Power off the back foot, Todd!

YouLet's play ball.a?

[inspirational music]

You got get 'em, Toddonator!

[inspirational music continues]

♪

[inspira[Todd grunting]ntinues]

♪
No way!

[farting]

[tense music swelling]

No!

[crowd cheering]

[inspirational music]

[glass shattering]

Yeah!

[crowd cheering]

Yeah!

[laughs] Yeah!

Well, you gotta run the bases
or the run don't count, man!

Oh my f*cking Lord.

Well, you gotta run the bases
or the [bright music]t, man!

Oh God.

Well, you[Backwoods].he bases
or the [b The f*ck.c]t, man!

[bright music continues]

Well, you[B[Medhi].].he bases
or th You didn't clench!man!

I told you to clench!

[Bev]. sh*t has hit the
fan here, babes.

[Barb]. Ugh, I hope he's fixed
his washing machine.

sh*t could hit a lot of
fans if they're not careful.

Go, Todd, go!

sh*t cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, go, sh*t-stained Stool!

[Steph]. Keep going! Keep going!

sh*t cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, g[crowd cheering]
Stool!

Yay, Todd!

[crowd cheering]

You did it!

[Backwoods]. Whatever. sh*t happens.

Oh God, he smells.

Is it on me?

[Steph]. I don't know.

[Homer]. Yeah, look at that.

That is a side effect.

[Homer].
What a shitty way to lose.

See ya next year.
- Yeah, man.

Pack your diapers.

SeHey, don't ber.
such a sore loser,

Captain Ethanhole. [laughs]

[Captain Corn]. f*ck off.

Todd!
- Coach!

Oh, wow.

You know, uh, I accept
no responsibility

for adverse reactions.

I really think it was the
beer and the chilli dogs.

Okay.

I rWe're all gonna signhe
waivers after we celebrate!

[team cheering]

You know, I drank a fair bit.

Like, a lot.

And I don't normally
sh*t myself.

Just saying.

And I don't normally
Okay. [gagging]

Uh, wow, you really lived
up to your name, Stool.

[Todd chuckling]

ULoved that you just said
ufuck it and owned it...

[Billy chuckling] Yeah!

First round's on me,
look at that!

Yeah, you know, I am, I am
good, but thank you, Billy.

First round's on me,
All right, suit yourself.

Good game. [chuckles]

[sniffs] Ugh.

Um, when I said that
we had a history,

like we went on
one blind date.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he said that
he forgot his wallet

and stuck me with the bill.

I had one glass of wine and he
had ten double rum and cokes.

No, not Billy.

I mean, he's a stand-up guy.

Looking sharp.

Very good. Look at that.

[Todd]. Okay.

Very goodYeah.k at that.

[Todd]. I got you note.

Third base if I try my best.

[Daina]. I guess that worked.

When should I cash in?

I'm thinking the
sooner the better.

Oh, me too.

I'm thinking the
Maybe just shower first?

Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'm tYeah.ng the
M- Poop smells strong.t?

My f*cking hero!

Oh wow. Here we go.

[Backwoods] I love you, man.

But ya stink.

[Backwoods]
Okay, team photo!.

[team cheering]

Remember, board meeting
tomorrow, all right?

Whenever they arrive.

Yes, got it.
- Lay off the party.

Do I look like I
can keep going?

Meeting tomorrow important.
- Mmhmm.

Chelsea! Drink from this!

[team cheering]

Whoops!

Hey! Everybody say,
sh*t your pants!

sh*t your pants!

[team cheering]

[Todd]. Holy f*ck, that
shower felt good.

[Snax chittering]

You have no idea,
it was amazing.

They booed Jenn Conch right
out of the f*cking ballpark.

You have no idea,
[Snax chittering]

But, dude...

if she decertifies the plant,

it's gonna screw
everyone in this town.

[Audrey]. Like father, like daughter.

it's gonna screw
ev[Snax chittering]wn.

Could be the dope, Snaxi,

but that actually
makes total sense.

Coul[Snax chittering]axi,

It's perfect.

Coul[Snax chittering]axi,

Well, Todd got a love note.

I guess I'm going
to third base,

whatever that means.

[Snax chittering]

[Todd choking]

Holy sh*t! Snaxi!

I don't think that's
what it means,

you horny, furry little sl*t.

I That would be at's
least a home run.

Probably a grand
slam or what?

Hi, Darren.

Did you know that
there is a lack

of five-star accommodation
in this town?

I spent the night
in a dumpster motel.

of five-star accommodation
inOh, rats.n?

Yes, there were rats.

Can you inform the pilot that
I'd love a smooth flight?

My nerves are very rattled

and I can't handle
any turbulence.

I can pass along that message.

I'm not sure how much control
they have over the weather.

Well, I once convinced the sun

to set later for one of
my pool parties, Janet.

All right?
Well,- Of course. Right.he sun

Darren, go big.
Get me home, baby.

Oh, would you look at that.

Darren, go big.
Your flight's been delayed.

[Jenn] Darren.
- Mmhmm?

Get me out of this
f*cking sh*thole, okay?

Or I'm gonna go ballistic
on social media.

Get me out of this
fuI know Tim Robbins.y?

Tony.
- Tony Robbins.

I know Tony Robbins.

We're short-staffed with the
new mandated break rules.

[chuckles] Unions. Am I right?

f*ck!

♪ Rise up, rise up ♪

♪ Oh rise and show your power

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ We're dancing into the sun

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ It's time for celebrationn

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ Spirits time has come ♪nn

♪ We want lovin' we
want laughter again

♪ We want heartbeat

♪ We want madness to end,
w we want dancin'in

♪ We want to run
in the streets

♪ We want freedom to
live in this peace

♪ We want power,
want to make it okay

♪ Want to be singin'
at the end of the day

♪ Children to breathe a new life

♪ Everybody dance
into the sun

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ It's time for celebration ♪

[bright music]

[screaming]