02x02 - Permittees

[bunniefuu]

[Male Announcer
reads text on screen]

[Musical jingle]

[bright music]

[rhythmic harmonica music]

[Backwoods]. Holy sh*t!

This looks like no-daddy-alley.

Is the garbage man on strike?

f*ck, are we here yet?

I'm so ready for
some skull bashin'.

Nothing warms my heart anymore
than seeing Danny McRules

live in a f*ck' sh*thole
like this. [laughs]

This is my f*ck' house.

Hey, can we hit pause
on the skull bashing

just for today, please?

My f*ck' head hurts, boys.

I'm going to sleep.

Good.

Guys, keep your dirty
fingers off my pocket p*ssy.

[Ronnie]. f*ck
off. Where is it?

[Todd]. What the hell
is going on here?

Look at my truck.

[Backwoods]. Is your sister
using your truck as a dumpster?

No f*ck' respect.

What the f*ck?

Throwing out all
this good scrap?

What are you, millionaires?

What is this, a trailer park?

[Backwoods].
f*cking nunchucks?

[Billy]. Yeah, just
drop it at the door.

You better be
f*ck' kidding me.

[Billy]. Holy sh*t!

What if I believe in
social distancing?

I'm a f*cking brown belt!

Oh f*ck. [laughs]

How are you doin'?

Oh, right, right, right,
you're not a hugger.

So what the f*ck?

They got you
delivering food now or-

Nice sweater.

Thanks. Yeah, it's-it's yours.

It was cold, okay?
- Yeah.

Look, I'll give you some of my
chicken sandwich when it comes.

Why is this piece of sh*t
parked in my driveway?

Ahhhh, there was no other
place for it to park. Plus-

Yeah. Okay.

And what the hell
happened to my truck?

Ahhhh, the empties,

I was gonna take 'em back,
use the money to get a wash,

then I got a f*ck' flat,

so now I gotta drink more cases

and f*ck' pay for the tire.

Right. Okay.
- Yeah.

[Dewey]. Your journey
in this realm ends,

leaving behind tales of bravery.

What the f*ck is
going on in my garage?

Dude...

my f*ck' property
line ends here.

Your property line?

Yeah, okay.

[Dewey indistinctly murmuring]

[Billy blowing nose]

[man]. Don't pull me
so tight! [echoes]

[cosplay nerd].
Necromancer, attack!

[mystical music]

[in unison] Close the door!

Close the door!

What in the name
of Satan's t*ts?

Dewey, did you turn my garage
into a f*ck den for nerds?

I'm a Level 15 Half-Elf Warlock,

thank you very much.
- [Todd] Oh.

You're supposed to be in a
forest playing touch-butt

with Backwoods.

f*ck' hilarious.

[in unison] Close the
door! Close the door!

What the f*ck is happenin' here?

Good question.

Why are you playin' here?

We got kicked out
of my apartment.

My landlord isn't
a fan of cosplay.

That's because you live
in your mother's basement,

you little sh*t.

Now what the hell
are you doing here?

And why are you engaged
in this game of dress-up?

Hey, cuz.
- Hello.

How do you know Beardo?

It's Minty.

He snorted some breath
mints as a child

and f*cked up Christmas.

He's my mom's sister's son.

So, your cousin?
- Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.
- Yeah.

His family's the side of the
family that's the circus folk.

Hey man, you're the
one with the tiny ears.

And you're the one
with the tiny p*nis.

Okay, let's get this
cleaned up, Dewey.

No can do.

We still have two quests to go

and then I have to go to work.

[Todd]. Is this
part of the quest?

[Dewey]. Yes, Todd.

Todd. Todd, please,
please put that down.

This one right here?
- [Dewey] Todd. Todd, please.

This is important, is it?

Yes, it's very important, Todd.

I'm just asking you to
please put that down.

I'm gonna put it down.
I'm gonna put it down.

[Dewey]. Todd, please. Todd.

No! No!

The quest for the
Relic of Radiance.

You busted the arm
of the Necromancer!

I'll bust more than that

if you freaks don't stop playing
make-believe in my man cave.

Get it cleaned up and get out!

Banish him from his own abode!

May his butt switch
places with his face!

Betrayer!

[Minty]. Butt face!

Betrayer, betrayer, betrayer!
- Get out!

What the f*ck? Did Minty and
Dewey meet on the internet?

When did your cousin
become such a nerd?

I don't know.

f*ck! He's probably
inbred or something.

Boys, what's up?

You know, I was
f*ck' thinkin' about

gettin' a hot tub myself.

What model is this again?

This is the, uh,
Suck Me Dry 9000.

You live in a trailer
in my driveway.

Where the f*ck are you
gonna put a hot tub?

I could knock the back out.

What's going on here?
- What?

No, no, no.

My God.

Uh, that's a bigger story.

[Todd]. Snax?

[Billy]. What? No. What? No.

f*ck, that's not
Snaxy-boy. Jeez.

No one told you, right?

Snax ran away.

Yeah, f*ck' migrated South.

[Todd]. So who
the f*ck is this?

That's just some rando
I hit with your truck.

I did the Snaxidermy for Auds.

She missed him so much.

It looks f*cking great.

Yeah, Snax and I really bonded.

You know, one morning
we got a coffee, smoke.

Next, just f*ck' gone.

You let a raccoon smoke darts?

What? No, no, no.

What am I, a monster?

Just blew a puff
or two in his face.

I don't think he liked it much.

Coffee, though, loved that.

Drink it out of a little bowl.

Made him get a little dance-y.

You know, he
survived. [chuckles]

I gotta talk to Auds.

Oh, she's in the wiener wagon.

Take your boots off!

Go f*ck yourself!

You don't knock?

Dad called.

Said you're not working?

Are you okay? We're concerned.

Oh, you're concerned, are you?

Well, Dad's off f*cking
renovating his backyard

and you and your bestie
are off getting rich,

and sucking each other's dicks.

You know I have a gag reflex.

We do the spit and shine.

Come here.

Missed you.
- Yeah.

Here, sit.

You need to get rid of that
scabby hemorrhoid for good.

Billy's using ya.

I'm using him.

I'm dickmatized.

[Todd]. Now I'm traumatized.

How do you plan on finishing
your apprenticeship

if you're not working?

You can't get signed on or
collect benefits until you do.

Well, I let my safety
training run out

and now it's backlogged with
all of Danny's new hires.

I told them it was
a mental leave.

Not like they can prove it.

Seriously?

Faking something for paid time?

That's not you, Auds.

That's Billy-type sh*t.

How about deserting your
entire crew and family?

That's you-type sh*t.

Here's an idea.

Stop f*cking judging me.

You have no idea what
happened after you left.

That new General Foreman
Danny's a real piece of sh*t!

[muted] Okay, so
this is a level.

He reported me
and Chelsea to HR,

so now that's over.

And then he made sure
everybody knew about us

by writing bullshit
in the reports

and making us read it
out during tool talks.

[Dewey]. Whoa there, sister.

Updated report from Dan the man.

Workplace relationships.

Okay, so it's now
against policy to date,

sleep with, bang-

[crowd chuckling]

Scissor, finger blast, or...

[crowd chuckling]

Carpet munch any coworkers,

especially subordinates.

Is this a f*cking joke?

No, ma'am.

f*ck you, man!

It wasn't just directed at me.

I can handle the sh*t talk,

but when they brought
family into it, I snapped.

Eat him up, fellas.

[growling]

Purple nerple! Yeah!

Woo!

f*ck that dummy up, yeah.

[Homer grunting]

You guys are jerks.

Can we not with my brother?

Scare-Todd is an
upgrade of your bro.

He's a wonderful listener
and even better punching bag.

Yeah, this guy's
really boosted morale

and he actually has a backbone.

Even if it is a broomstick.

Did you forget that my
brother saved your asses?

Stop sucking the
f*cking new guy's d*ck.

He's a gaslighting
piece of sh*t.

[rhythmic harmonica music]

[sniffs] I smell suspension.

I'm just gonna get
the f*ck outta here.

Excuse me!

That is f*cked up, Auds.

I need to go pay this
filet-o-d*ck sandwich Danny

a visit.

Don't you f*cking dare!

Leave it alone.

I am perfectly capable
of looking after myself.

You and Dad need to realize
that I'm not 10 for f*ck's sake.

You know I can't do that.

He disrespected my sister,

my crew, my Scare-Todd.

[door clattering]

Jesus Christ!

You're gonna make it worse!

Is that possible?
Backwoods, with me.

Skull-bashing time?

Ronnie, stay here or
we'll end up in jail.

Bye, Ronnie.

Got a Pilsner?

Hi, Backwoods.

[Backwoods]. Hi.

Since the introduction of
our flare tip technology,

we're now seeing a


[audience clapping]

We're not just the
best in market,

no, no, no, no.

We are the market.

The blueprints are
available for purchase.

Thank you, Calgary! [laughs]

Thank you. Thank you.

You get a flare tip.
You get a flare tip.

You get a flare tip.

Yes, wonderful.

Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you. Yes.

Oh, you want a
selfie? Sure. Yeah.

Smile! [laughs]

Yes. Ah, okay. Bye-Bye.

Hand sanitizer.

They were like a
bunch of kittens

lapping up your PowerPoint.

[Medhi grunting]

[Medhi sighing]

I feel so dirty.

[machine whirring]

Lotion.
- Yep.

They orbited around your words
like planets around the sun.

Lenny, I can't do this anymore.

What?!

You've revolutionized
the industry, man.

You know, my parents, they
wanted me to be a chiropractor.

And now, look,

I roll with the man,
the myth, the legend!

The magic of Medhi has
spread across the nation.

Then I'm wasting my magic.

I'm an inventor, not
a bloody salesman!

The best of me is still in here!

Green drink.
- Okay.

[soft rhythmic music]

♪

Homer? It's...
[Homer grunting]

Tiny Dragon. Let me in.

[Homer]. Should
be done, Homer.

[Chelsea]. Knock, knock!

I'm coming in!

[Homer grunting]

Oh, there it is.

Uh, it was, uh,

it was hot in here.

No, pretty sure it's cold.

Listen, I know how loyal
you are to this company

and how far you're willing
to go to protect us.

You have my attention.

We have a large...

bird to fry.

I-I need dirt on Danny.

He's completely outta control.

I'm talking by any
means necessary,

ghost protocol.

Permission to
activate operatives?

Yes, and activate your pants.

Yeah, can you just
grab the door?

Okay.

All right.

Where were we?

Where the hell is Marcus?

Well, it's a bit
odd, don't you think?

[Todd]. What the
f*ck is this thing?

Scan your card?

f*ck.

[scanner buzzing]

[Danny]. Invalid card.

Point the barcode
side at the scanner.

That's what I f*ck' did.

Ah, the famous duo.

Seth Rogaine and James Wanko.

I knew our destinies
were ready to cross.

Well, you guys look
dumber in person.

Guess what?

Why don't you come out here
and say that to our faces? Huh?

Get the f*ck in the truck.

We'll try gate D,
slip in the back door.

I'm a big fan of
back doors McRules,

and you're gonna
be one soon too.

Suck it.

[Danny]. I don't
suck anything.

Mountain Dewey, Mountain Dewey.

We are knee-deep in a river
of sh*t-headed snakes.

Meet me at the back gate.

There's gonna be a breach!

Okay. Stephi, stealth mode.

Watch your motion.

[Steph whistling]

You got it. You got it.

[Steph whistling]

Okay, Steph. Go, go, go, go.

It's locked.

Okay. No. Sorry guys, this
should be pretty easy.

I can squeeze
through this window.

I'm like a mouse,

I can fit into a hole this big.

My wife's a very happy woman.

I just need a boost, okay?

Why don't you just let me do it?

No, it's all good.
I'm a professional.

Plus, you two need to
conserve your energy.

Come on, gimme a boost.
Get down. Make a table.

[Steph]. Homer.

Look, I've lost four pounds.
I'm good. Okay, ready?

[Steph]. Jesus!

[Homer]. One, two...

Hey, you guys comin'?

Now, come on, Stephi,
what are you doing?

Get in there.

Go on, move!
- Jesus.

Ugh, can't get a decent
cup of coffee on the road.

Too hot?
- Too hot and too sh*t.

You know what could
use a reinvention?

The caffeine industry.

It tastes like a*s.

You're right.

It does taste like a*s.

Oh, Leonard, my pocket protégé.

It's literally been
right in front of my face

this whole time.

Okay, change of plans.

We're going home. [chuckles]

I've got some research to do.

But we have Vegas next.

Not anymore!

Fudge!

[dog growling]

[Steph]. Aw. Hi cute.

I wasn't expecting a guard dog.

Oh, that'd fit on my hibachi.

A little paprika, some garlic.

No. A dog on site

is in violation of
Conch's Code of Conduct.

I bet you that service
dog vest is bullshit too.

Okay, Steph, you secure the dog.

Tase, let's tear
this place apart.

Copy.
- You want a treat?

[Taser]. Out of the way. Gone.

Binder, paper, gone!

What are you doing?

You said tear the place up.

Figuratively!

Oh, my bad. [chuckles]

[Steph]. Is this
where you do your job?

Hmm. Oh wow.

This is some creeper sh*t.

[Taser]. Freaking meat gazer.

Yeah.

And these are not the cheap
cameras you buy at some

big box retailer.

This is superior
wireless frequency.

Military grade.

Military.

Nakamura, come in.

This is Gandalf.

The target has a canine on site

and he's watching people pee.

I'll keep digging.

[Jimi]. Homer, wrong
channel again, numbnuts.

Goddamnit!

I'm sorry, Jimi.

[Backwoods]. Look at him.

There he is, f*ck'
for crying outside.

What the f*ck are
you doing here?

What the hell's this all about?

Boys, I'm not in the mood.

Marcus, what the f*ck are you
doing all the way back here?

They replaced me with
a Speak-and-Spell

at the front gate.

I've officially been Stooled.

For f*ck's sakes,
that's a saying now?

The new guy swapped me out
for a f*cking computer.

I got icicles on my pecs.

f*ck, Marcus. I'm sorry, man.

You should be sorry.

This plant's in a bad place.

Casual city.

Morale in the shits.

Everybody's pissed
off at you guys.

Well, actually just you.

That's why we're here.

I need to speak to
the General Foreman.

Where does that
dangleberry hang out?

Well, what in the
f*ck do we have here?

Dewey, what are you doing
with this c*ck weasel?

[in bad Southern accent]
I'm his squire, level four.

Nice accent.

You're f*cked, level 10.

[mysterious music]

Holy sh*t!

You guys are not
gonna believe this.

Yo. Nice rod, Tase.

Looks like they
took off two inches.

Man, this is wild.

I'm inside the mainframe.

Wow.
- Hey!

Look.
- [Steph] Yeah.

Smooth and round, and hairless.

Look at that.
- Yeah.

It's like a fit woman's tushy.

[Homer]. All right.

It's 'cause I do my lunges.

[Steph]. Well, that's
not all you do.

God, no wonder Danny
likes to stand under you

when you go up the ladder.

Tase, just step to
the side for a second.

[Homer]. Wait, what?

Hey!
- [laughs] What happened?

Hey, chill out, Steph, okay?

It's cold in here.

God.

It's fine.

Nice work, guys.

[Homer]. Look away,
Steph, look away.

[dog growling]
[Taser chuckling]

As history dictates,

isn't this the point where
you two d*ck-inhalers run away

like sad little cry babies?

Shut your f*ck'
pie hole, pig t*ts.

Dew Worm, please
escort golden d*ck

and his camouflaged cow
girl off my premises.

I've heard about you.

You're a disgrace
to all foreman.

You've ruined this place!

You f*ck' wife-stealing,
scabby-hiring,

barn-owl-fingering-f*ck!

You fingered an owl?

I just came to say,

f*ck you before I
head back to camp.

Okay, cool guy.

Where's your sister been?

I miss staring at
those lopsided t*tties-

Look, if you say
anything about my sister,

I swear to f*ck-

Tough talk for a loser quitter.

Silence, village idiot!

And Dewey, wipe that sh*t
smear off your top lip.

What is wrong with you?

Why you got your nose up
this guy's f*cking a*s?

You're supposed to be one of us.

[Dewey]. Oh.

[in bad Southern accent]
You aren't us anymore.

Why are you talking like that?

Stop it!

You f*cking dildo.

[Homer]. Oh, look who
it is, the runaway boys.

You clowns left us high and dry.

f*ck you, Stool, for
wanting to make more money.

Oh, that's funny.

Danny, you are one sick f*ck.

Yeah, this guy's
been meat-gazing.

He's been looking at our
c*ck, t*ts and pussies.

What the f*ck?

Try and be respectful.
- Those are medical terms.

It ain't a crime, it ain't real,

and it's not recorded.

So, it's my word against yours

and we all know how that goes.

What about all
your camera feeds?

Are those recorded, Dan-Dan?

Oh yeah, they are.

On his hard drive
and in the cloud.

And I hacked his password
in about five seconds.

Pawmuncher69?

That's pretty common.

Cameras in the
bathrooms, you deviant.

Those are ridiculous and
slanderous accusations.

Got you, you son of a b*tch.

And it is with
great, great pleasure

that I have this honour.

Danny McRules,

[in Southern accent]
you're fired!

Marcus?
- Fired? You can't fire me.

This is a hate crime!

Shut the f*ck up.

I've got a army of
non-union peeps behind me.

They're coming!

And don't you worry.

I am f*cking untouchable!

You seem touchable to me.

[Backwoods]. Bye-bye.

You get on out of here now.
- Enjoy it while you can!

Grab your support dog.
- You're so finished!

Oh my god!

Let go of me!

[Dewey stammering]

Are you short-circuiting?

What the f*ck are
you doing, Dewey?

[in bad Southern accent] You're
all playing with my heart.

And that's on you.
And that's on you.

[Backwoods]. Why the f*ck is
he still talking like that?

What the f*ck just happened?

I thought you were on pipeline.

I still am. Well, will be.

Well, some of us are
going to the Pipe later.

You should come.

Yeah, I'm not sure
they want me there.

Aw, come on.

Don't be such a p*ssy.

[soft rhythmic music]

[Ronnie]. My first
job on the pipeline,

I broke my boss'
nose and I got fired.

Wow, that's pretty hardcore.

My mother taught me
something that day

and it always stuck with me.

She said, "Ronnie, my son,

"failure isn't falling
down, it's staying down."

That being said,

don't you wanna create
something of your own?

Don't you wanna be known as
more than just Todd's sister?

Well, I've been called
a lot worse lately.

Sounds like your family really
made an impression on you.

[Ronnie]. They
did. All of them.

Even the ones you
don't get to see.

Her name was Tatiana.

Oh, that's exotic.

[Billy coughing]

f*ck. [clears throat]

Oh, wow. That's nice.

Little Gilfs sesh
shots. [laughs]

f*ck it. I'm g*y for pay.

You want one of them
blue pills, gramps?

Or, uh, Spanish fly?

Shut the f*ck up and show
some respect to your elders.

Um, seniors?
- [Billy] Auds? Auds? Huh?

Oh, it's cool, guys.
I don't see age.

Why don't you just
go for a walk before-

Before I put you through
the f*ck' wall, bud.

So, that's no threesome?
- No.

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Would've been fun!

Good for the prostate.

f*cking idiot.

Sometimes you don't think, Auds.

You just do.

[upbeat 80s music]

Look who it is.
- What are you doing here?

Long time no see.

Problem, boys?

What are you shaking
your heads at?

Well, if it isn't
douchebag the deserter

and his long-haired
pipeline princess.

f*ck you, Jimi.

Take that as a compliment.

I guess they got tired
of f*cking each other

out there in the cold.

They don't look tired.

[Jimi chuckling]

Why does everyone think we're
teeing off on each other?

Beats me. Beer me, hun.

And make me a
sandwich. [laughs]

Got two beer.
Thank you, Darlene.

Yep. On his tab.

Good work earlier, boys.

Marcus told me that d*uche
canoe tried to bite him.

I wonder what kind of f*cked-up
sh*t is on those hard drives.

I'm not gonna watch any of it.

[Backwoods]. Sure.

Piss off, goat-f*ck.

Looks like a rhino's taint.

[Steph laughing]

[in unison] What the f*ck?

Save me a stool, Stool.

I got one for you, Ronnie.

What's up?

Figured I'd come have
a beer with you guys

before you head out.
- Thanks, Auds.

[Chelsea]. Hey, Todd.

Glad you're not a p*ssy.

Kind of nice to come and
have a beer with everyone

before we head back.

[Backwoods]. That's right.

Yeah, especially without
knuckles flying everywhere.

Cheers to that.

[Homer]. And f*ck you.

Seriously, Homer.

Give it a f*ck' rest.

[Homer]. Yeah,
f*ck off, traitor.

f*ck' guy's special.

Hi.
- Hi.

[Dewey humming]

[Backwoods]. What the
f*ck is Dewey doing?

Hey, Dewey.
- It's a magic show?

[Steph]. What is
this, Dewey-oke?

[Homer]. What the
f*ck is this now?

[loud rock music]

What the f*ck now?

[rock music continues]

Again?
- [Todd] Here we go.

[Danny]. Turn that down.

Oh!

Why don't you start f*cking
stripping you f*ck?

Alright, I'm here to,

to knock y'all senses dark
and punch 'em into oblivion.

You opened up a nasty
can of Western whoop-a*s

and it's gonna nut in your eye.

Nut in your eye?
- What does that mean?

It's where it stings the most.

[Chelsea] Really?
- Oh, of course.

Let's start the fighting with...

[Taser]. I'm ready.

[Danny]. Yeah.

[Homer]. f*ck him up, Tase.

[Steph]. Yeah, you
show him, Tase.

You.

All right, Jimi.

All right, f*ck it.

I got a bad hip, but let's go.

Come on.
- Me first.

Jimi, I got this. I got this.

Me first.

All right.

I had your backs, permits.

Now you gotta have
mine. Come on!

Why don't you get
the f*ck outta here?

Nobody's gonna fight you.

You're not worth it.

And nobody's gonna back you up.

Tatiana! Tatiana.

Come here, baby, come here.

Tatiana. Tatiana, my
cutie little tootie.

I love you.

Ronnie's b*tch is a real b*tch.

You little sl*t!

I knew you'd end up
in a sh*t small town.

You ruined my hometown.

No problem. I get over it.

But then you stole my Tatiana.

Now we got a real
f*ck' problem.

[Jimi]. Not good.

[Backwoods]. What?
Is that for your bum?

What the f*ck are you doing,
you weird, gross perv?

Scoping out your chin to see
how my nuts will fit on it.

You're dead!

[crowd murmuring]

[Danny groaning]

[chuckling] Oh sh*t!

[crowd murmuring]

Kumite that, you scraggly b*tch!

You know, I would've
dealt with that.

No need, Audrey's brother.

That was awesome!

Where the f*ck did
that come from?

Boys, sometimes you don't think,

you just do.

[Ronnie]. You got it, Auds.

Now that your lover's
down, you're demoted.

Janet Jackson.

[Homer]. f*ck you, Dewey.

Just get the f*ck
outta here, all right?

Get moving.
- [Taser] Get going.

Watch it.

Let me send this
donkey on outta town.

And we shall never
speak of this again.

Bye!

[Dewey]. You touched my bum!

Why do you keep
touching my bum?!

You got a nice bum.

Forgot your nipple cover.

Can we just have some beers

and pretend we're on
the same team for once?

[Homer] As if.
- What team are you on?

Not ours.

[Taser]. f*cking
snake in the grass.

Yeah, I'm surprised
you could talk so good

with Backwoods'
c*ck in your mouth.

I'll stick my c*ck
in your eye, Homer.

f*ck you, Fink.

You too now, Steph?
- It's fun.

You know what else is fun, man?

Peace.

Let's get high. Come on!

Yeah, all right.

[man]. Yeah!

[Backwoods]. All right.
Gettin' high is fun.

My little Tatiana makes
up for no skull bashing.

Listen, brother, I'm gonna
stick around for a few days.

Make sure sh*t's all ironed out.

There's your keys.

Wasn't the right
shade of grey for me.

Safe travels.

Okay, brother. See you soon.

Jeez, welders make
way too much money.

f*ck' right, they do.

[soft rhythmic beatboxing]

♪ I once knew a welder
with some golden flair

♪ When it comes to talent,
there ain't nothing there

♪ Defend his little sis
with revenge in his mind,

♪ but Audrey stepped up
and dropped Danny's behind.

♪ I'm out on parole
trying to make ends meet.

♪ What's with the
eye patch, Bennett?

♪ Still feeling the heat?

♪ Todd's rep is a mess.

♪ The boy better pray
the union's on the knees

♪ And Jenn Conch
is on the way.

♪ She's a spoiled little brat
and she's coming to town.

♪ Like her daddy, watch out.

♪ She'll put this
b*tch in the ground.

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R.
You love the O.R. ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Smack your back

♪ Can you deal
with a deep scar?

♪ I will test ya
from the west of ya

♪ Now ya know that I'm
better than the best of ya

♪ I remove you quicker
than a Band-Aid

♪ Paid backstage and
I'm gone like a renegade

♪ And I don't delay,
want the replay?

♪ Like Sinatra,
I got ya my way

♪ I feel lowly so I lay low

♪ Never lonely now
that I clock dough

♪ Flippin' women
over like a pancake

♪ And I will make
mistakes in a heartbreak

♪ Receive honours,
make you goners

♪ Break the deuce
like Jimmy Connors

♪ I'm not a phony,
preaching testimony

♪ Goin' down to the
bank for mo' money

♪ Make light of
everyday establishment

♪ With content
sticking like Polident

♪ But I pay my dues

♪ I lay more chicks
than Mother Goose

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ You wanna' get with this?

♪ I hit with persistence

♪ Swing, the
countdown, 1-2-3-4

♪ Smooth it out,
now check the O.R ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R.
You love the O.R. ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪

♪ Check the O.R. You
like it so far? ♪