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01x08 - To Be Honest, I Want to Marry You, Part One

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yakuza Fiancé". Aired: October 7, 2024 – December 23, 2024.*
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Yoshino Somei is a high school girl who was born and raised in a yakuza family.

01x08 - To Be Honest, I Want to Marry You, Part One

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[indistinct chatter]

[clinking]

Time's up!

Where's that Miyama punk at?

Is he gonna show here or what?

- "Or what," I guess.

- [NAOYA] Huh?

I'm saying Miyama

won't be heading this way.

Least, not at first.

I told Nao Shiota

to bring both him

and Yoshino Somei

to a warehouse I rented

just for tonight's

special occasion.

They'll be given

a proper hello,

compliments of the crew

you all brought.

Though I do have my doubts

about how much use

they'll actually be.

[snarls] Just who do you think

you are, pretty boy?

Miyama broke your bones

and teeth

and put you in a hospital bed

for a solid month.

Your snarls are about

as threatening as someone

with stomach problems.

- Little sh*t!

- [MINAMI] Hey.

Stop making a scene.

If you don't like

what you're hearing, fine.

You can head back to Tokyo.

[grunting]

All right, damn it!

[grunts]

[irritated sighs]

I've got the hotel

where Miyama's staying at

under surveillance.

But there hasn't been

any movement

since Nao went inside.

I said she had till 10 p.m.

to bring him to the warehouse,

so she knows

the clock's ticking.

If we don't hear by 9:00,

we'll give the signal

to crash his room

and then, he's yours.



But, when you grab him,

you better not

immediately k*ll the guy.

Save the messy

part of your revenge

for when I'm not around.

That clear? I know

how badly you sore losers

wanna settle the score

because you won't

shut up about it.

That's the whole reason

I organized this.

Piss off.

[OZU]

But, in case you forgot,

I'm footing the bill,

which means I also

call the shots.

Uh?



Just received word

Azami arrived in Osaka.

Drop by once

you're finished here

and pay your respects.



[sighs]

[YOSHINO]

That explains it.

[chuckles]



[YOSHINO]

I wasn't sure at first.

There'd be a million reason

you'd be on the hit list,

but I couldn't figure

why they'd want me.

Now, that I recognize

the curly-haired dude

I whacked,

it all makes sense.

- [gasps]

- [thwacks]

[angry grunts]

I'm gonna k*ll you!

[yells]

[grunts]



[YOSHINO]

They're the bodyguards

Shiori Akaza hired.

Must really have it out for us

if they've traveled

all this way.

[KIRISHIMA]

Oh, I'm sure.

So, why are you there?

[YOSHINO]

You wanna know?

[KIRISHIMA]

If possible.

I'll summarize it for you.

I've been staking out

the Kobe apartment Ozu rents.

Once Nao Shiota

sent me her message,

I just had to follow

the leader.

[SHOMA]

And our destination is?

Um. Kobe.



[YOSHINO]

But you already knew

he had a place in Kobe,

didn't you?

[KIRISHIMA]

I'd love to hear

how you learned about it, though.

[YOSHINO]

Maybe later, Sherlock.

So what now?

You gonna waltz

into Ozu's trap or nah?

I haven't been there,

but it's probably

crawling with g*ons

who want a piece of you.

Mm.

Being the spoiled little

rich boy Ozu is,

I wouldn't be surprised

if he's cuttin'

all their checks.

We take him down first,

then his brainless mob

will fall like dominos.

Plus, your odds

are just plain better

if you come to where I am.

A four on one fight's

doable for you, right?

There's Ozu,

two jerks you beat up

at the club, and he left,

but there was also

a host-lookin' guy

with permed red hair.

Do I get a say in this?

[KIRISHIMA]

The fourth guy looks like what?

Uh, a host at some kinda club

on account of his permed

red hair and fancy suit.

You really have outdone

yourself,

but I think

I'll take over from here.

Though Ozu doesn't know

what you look like,

the same can't be said

for the other three guys.

That's three too many people

who could see you,

so get out now

and make your way home.

Wait a second,

why would you think

he doesn't know

what I look like?

[KIRISHIMA]

I've been making an effort

to keep photos of you

from circulating.

Huh?

I'm not sure

how you're a real person,

sometimes.

Hm.

Still, good to know.

Really good.

I don't get what you mean.

[YOSHINO]

That's okay, Kirishima.

You don't have to get it,

but you are gonna do

exactly what I tell you to.

[bike engine revving]



SOMEI YOSHINO

FOUND OZU KENTO.

I'M GONNA TRAIL HIM.

I'M ON THE WAY.

WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

[smirks]

[phone vibrates]

Uh?

NUMBER WITHHELD

[sighs]

[KIRISHIMA]

Hey, sunshine.

It's Kirishima.

[inhales]

[SHOMA]

How the hell

did you get ahold of my number?

Trust me, I wasn't expecting

I'd really put it to use

and call you,

but the universe works

in mysterious ways.

[SHOMA]

What?

Just get to the point,

you piece of sh*t.

[KIRISHIMA] Yoshino and I

may have landed ourselves

in a teeny-tiny bit of trouble.



There's a karaoke joint

called Albatross

over in the western district.

I've got the damsel laying

low there in room 211.

[phone chimes]

That ping was the directions

I just sent.

There's other business

I have to attend to now.

Be a bro and go pick her up

right away, would ya?

[grunts]

Look here.

If she gets hurt, you realize

what'll happen to you, right?

You'll be on your knees

prayin' for death

before I'm finished with you.

Sounds downright delightful!

In fact, it's funny

you say that,

because I've been thinking

I'd prefer it

if you were dead, too.

Go ahead and mark it down

for a later date.

We're both much

too busy tonight.

[gasping]



- [tires squeals]

- [bike engine revving]

[TAKESHI]

Hey!

Miyama's on the move.

It's unclear

where they're going,

but they're using

a taxi to get there.

Tell your boys they had better

not lose that cab.

Got it.

Shouldn't be that hard to do.

Ozu!

I'm going for a smoke.

If there's a new

development, call.

[scoffs]

[MINAMI]

All right.

In that case,

I'll meet up with the guys

watching Miyama.

Not a problem.

[sighs]

But something

that is a problem.

I guess I'll be seeing

ya when I see ya, Junior.

Finally meet again, huh?



I wanna get back to Tokyo,

so let's get this wrapped up

real quick, yeah?

I am sick and tired of working

with all of these morons.

Why someone like you

is willing to go

above and beyond

for such no-name th*gs

is a mystery to me.

[chuckles]

This stupid revenge crap

they dragged us into?

Really not a fan.

Oh, and don't even

get me started on the cost.



But I mean,

I'll see it through to the end

since you're the one

who's asking me, of course.



Jeez.



What a complete creep.

[sighs]

[YOSHINO]

No way!

Ozu?

I just knew it was you!

Don't tell me

you don't recognize me!



[OZU]

Mai Suzuki.

Yeah,

I'm still drawing a blank.

You're k*lling me here.

I'm in my fourth year

now at Houyou Uni.

Does any of that ring a bell?

We first met each other

at an inter-school

social last year.

Then again, a whole

bunch of people attended.

I'm sorry.

I feel like I'm being rude.

I do remember

the inter-school social,

just not you.

I didn't stick around

the entire time, though.

You come to Osaka

for some shopping?

- Or to sightsee?

- Uh-uh.

My family lives here.

I came back to visit for a bit.

Yeah?

Must feel good being home.

[OZU] I can't remember

this girl for the life of me.

I found an account

that might be hers,

but I'm not a 100%.

POSTS

FOLLOWING

SUZUKI MAI

4TH YEAR

FOLLOW

THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT PUBLIC.

Could Miyama have sent her

to get close to me?

Nah.

That would mean

he knows where I am

and he would've shown up

in person.



Her face really

isn't my style, but

[chuckles]

I'll take a gin and tonic.

What about you, babe?

- Huh?

- I should've asked first.

You do drink, right?

Um, not usually,

to be honest with you.

Come on,

we'll have just a couple.

Live a little, will ya?

Well

Oh, all right.

One for me and I'm done.

[giggles]

ALBATROSS

[NAO]

I hate this.

I can't keep up

with these mind games.

[NAO]

Hey! Let go!

Where are you taking me?

Away from the hotel.

We were in danger

just being in there.

But the place

we're heading to now is secure,

or at least it should be.

It "should be" secure?

It is for you, so you'll wait

there and chill out.

Somebody else

will come for you soon.

I took the liberty

of putting a cell phone

inside your bag, by the way.

If your rescuer asks about me,

hand him the phone.

Tell him it's synced

to Yoshino's GPS.

He'll know what to do.

This really isn't fair!

I already told you

where to find Ozu!

This has nothing to do

with me anymore!

[KIRISHIMA]

You're right.

It was my mistake

not to block your account

from Yoshino's phone

the second I noticed it.

You haven't done

anything wrong.

Okay?

[KIRISHIMA]

But for now,

you need to shut

your mouth and listen.



[NAO]

This sucks.

If I never see that

jerk again, it'll be too soon!

- [door thuds open]

- [gasps]



Who the hell are you

supposed to be?

Ugh.

[gasping]

[scoffs]

You one of the chicks

bangin' that piece of trash?

Banging which guy?

Oh, uh.

You're talking about

Kirishima Miyama?

Th-this is for you!

He said to give you this phone

once you got here.

You can use it

to track down Kirishima

if you're looking for him,

but I'm out!

It's his mess!

I'm not involved!

- [gasps]

- Nah, you're comin', too.

Stop!

Let me go!

If I knew something,

I would've told you!

- I swear!

- [g*ng MEMBER 8A] Wait a sec.

Where'd you come from?

[gasps]

Looks like that girl

he was with

so what the hell happened

to the Miyama kid?

- Excuse me?

- I'm asking you

where Kirishima Miyama's

punk-a*s went.

Don't play dumb with us.

He must've ditched

the chick here

and made a break for it!

Go out to the front

and see if we can catch him

before he gets far!

Oh, um! Right!

Hey!

And one of you update Ozu!

Yoshino Somei still hasn't been

tracked down either,

but if we find her,

then I bet we'll find him!

We'll mess both of 'em up!

Son of a b*tch.

He screwed with the wrong guys.

[scoffs]

[grunts]

[groans]

[both gasp]

[SHOMA] Just who the f*ck

do you think you are?

You dumbasses

need to keep her name

out of your filthy mouths

or it'll be the last thing

that you ever say.

You wanna die?

- [grunts]

- [weapon clicks]

[scoffs]

Want summa this, as*h*le?

[angry grunts]

You b*stard!

[groans]

[shudders]

[grunts]

[groans]



[gasping]

[g*ng MEMBER 8A]

Damn it.

A couple of cheap shots

don't make you hot sh*t!

Fight for real!

- [gasps]

- [MINAMI] Ugh.

I touched his greasy hair.

Have you and I met?

Wait.

Yeah, you're Nao Shiota, right?

Sure cute enough to be famous.

You wanna grab dinner sometime?

- We're going.

- [gasps]

Hm?

Slow your roll there, big guy.

Aw, c'mon.

You're just gonna ignore me

and walk away, huh?

You aren't Kirishima Miyama,

by chance?



f*ck off, curls.

I'm busy.

[thwacks]

[grunting]



You asshat.

You think that

these curls are natural?

Wrong!

It's styled like this!

I'm serving

and leaving no crumbs!

[scoffs] Well,

I don't give a single sh*t!

Frizzy freak!

[gulps]

[sighs]

Man!

This has to be the worst

shochu I've ever had!

It's like they forgot

to put alcohol in it!

Oh, hey!

Great timing! I'm dry.

Be a doll and bring us

two more of these

buckwheat shochu on the rocks.

Whoops.

I figured you could do

another drink, right?

Uh, I think

I'm hitting my limit,

- now that you mention it.

- Aw. So soon?

You're the one who talked me

into getting drinks.

Don't call it quits this early

in the evening, Ozu!

You know. I've been

eyeing a red wine

that's on the menu!

Let's order a bottle

once you drink the one here!

Just a small splash, you lush.

Be right back!

Gotta take a quick

restroom break.

[phone vibrates]

- Yeah, what's up?

- [NAOYA] Hey!

Where the f*ck are you?

[OZU]

Don't have to scream in my ear!

Miyama just made contact,

all so he could brag.

He left the karaoke place

after leavin' the broad behind!

I hate how c*ck he is!

He was even smug enough

to send me his location!

[tires screech]

Listen up!

Get a hold of the guys

at the warehouse

and tell 'em to meet up

with us now!

[OZU] I told you not to make

moves like that!

[NAOYA]

Well, suck it!

We're tired of taking orders

from an arrogant pissant!

Get f*cked!

[grunts]

[panting]

Where'd that stupid

schmoozer run off to?

He better pay the damn tab!



[phone vibrates]

MIYAMA KIRISHIMA

CELL PHONE

Hey, gorgeous.

Are you still alive?

[YOSHINO]

Don't "gorgeous" me!

Where are you?

Just left the karaoke joint

and am on the streets now.

Nightlife here's great.

What? Dude!

You had one job,

do what I say to do!

I know, and I am grateful.

If I hadn't done

what you told me,

I wouldn't have

checked the corner room

on the second floor

of that karaoke place.

The window behind

the TV made it easy

to drop onto the back street.

You remember what I said

to do after you shook them?

There was someone

you were supposed to meet with.

I'll give you three hints.

She's tall, red,

and super pissed

at you right now!

But you had to go

and mess it up!

I had Ozu right

where I wanted him,

then he took off.

No doubt

because of something you did.

Is Shiota even

with you, anymore?

She was slowing me down,

so I left her in one

of the rooms.

I wouldn't worry since

Toriashi will run in

and grab her soon

if he hasn't already.

You despise each other,

but you convinced him to be

your errand boy for the night?

I don't have anyone

in Osaka I can count on.

Though he did seem

a little miffed,

he was the only one

who came to mind,

and he actually answered

when I called, so

I ain't kiddin' around, okay?

You're gonna end up

in a wooden box

just your size if you keep

on screwin' with him.

[groans]

Why couldn't you have

just gone along with the plan?

You know we could've

resolved this my way,

which is the quiet way.

[KIRISHIMA]

I'm sorry.

I couldn't go to Ozu

because you were with him.

I didn't want

the lowlifes tailing me

to get anywhere near you.



If you'd gotten hurt,

then all of my efforts

would've gone out the window.

I've been setting this up

for the past month

so that wouldn't happen.



Yoshino, I'm begging you.

Please go home.

You stumped

my sleuth skills because

I have no clue

how you learned about Ozu.

But I am so worried

knowing you're out there

by yourself.

I can't take it.

You're worried?

The hell do you care what I do

in my own hometown,

you control freak?

It was your sneaky self

who got me curious, just FYI!

Hm?

[YOSHINO]

And after a little digging,

I found out you

and Ozu mouse around

in Kobe as well as Osaka.

Where exactly did you dig

to unearth that nugget, though?

[YOSHINO]

Really?

Since you dumbasses

are bein' dumbasses,

let me remind you

this ain't Tokyo.

You're in Osaka now!

Yet you waltz in

with your dirty stinkin' boots

to muddy my city.

And if I know you,

it ain't the kinda thing

you'll let go just 'cause

I tell you to let go of it.

So look, Kirishima.

If you're gonna go

through with this,

you can't let anyone find out.

Operate like you're ready

to k*ll every enemy.

But if that's asking too much,

then grit your teeth

and die where you stand.

I've got no issue

footing the bill

to make sure

you guys bite the b*llet,

and I do mean all of you.

My problems will disappear

right along with your corpses.

It's either that,

or you take your a*s

all the way back to Tokyo

and never set foot

in my city again.

I'll cut you out of my life

the second we end this call.

You hear me, Kirishima?

[KIRISHIMA]

You know, there's something

I meant to tell you

today at the aquarium.

Huh?

What's with the random tangent?

[KIRISHIMA] My birthday

is on November 13th.

I don't see

how that's relevant.

[KIRISHIMA]

I'm a genuine Scorpio

and come this November,

I'll be 18 years old.

Um.

Congratulations, I guess.

[chuckles]

[KIRISHIMA] That's the

first time I've told someone.

And while

I don't really think about

which foods are my favorite,

I do love any meal

I share with you.

Can't say I've got

any real hobbies, either,

but if you do,

consider them mine.

Are you, like trying

to make a point?

Point is, 18 is a milestone.

So when it comes,

why don't we get married then?

Hm?

What? Did you seriously

just propose to me right now?

It was impossible not to, though.

I can't marry

any woman but you,

and you can't marry

any man but me.

And if we try to pretend

otherwise at this point,

we're just kidding ourselves.

[YOSHINO] Your crazy doesn't

even throw me anymore.

In fact, I'm almost impressed.

But all that aside,

who would say

"Yes, I'd love to,"

at a time like this?

We don't have a choice,

so screw what other people do.



No one else in the world

will ever have as much

love for you as I do.

And if you try dating

other men,

those bonds will just be

bound to fail.

I guarantee it.

Sounds like

you're pickin' a fight with me.

No. Never.

I would be willing

to bet my life on it, though.

You really are a dumbass.

Dunno why you'd gamble

with your life.

It can't be worth that much

when you're a dead man

walkin'.

It's 9:46,

so almost two hours

till midnight.

Okay, if I clean

this muddy mess,

boots and all, before

the clock strikes 12:00.

- I win.

- "Win?"

I'm making a bet with you.

If it takes me even

one second after 12:00 a.m.

or I wind up dead, then I lose

and you won't ever have to

hear the words "marry me"

come out of my mouth again.

But if I do manage

to take care of this quickly

and quietly and see to it

that Kento Ozu gets

what's coming to him.

Let's see.

How about you make me

your boyfriend?

Huh?

[KIRISHIMA] Getting married

straight away is off the table,

but we can at least

do that, right?

With an extra condition

that we won't break up

until after we graduate

high school,

if at all, of course.

[YOSHINO]

Idiot.

- Like I'd agree to that.

- [KIRISHIMA] Huh.

Do I detect some uncertainty?

[YOSHINO]

Not for the reason you think!

Why the hell should I agree

to let the result

of your beef affect my life?

It's meant to be

a bet between you

and me after all.

The winner oughta win a contest

that I can actually

participate in.

So you don't just have

to clean this mess

before the clock strikes 12:00.

You also have

to beat me on top of it.

Then I'll date you and accept

whatever label

you wanna give me.

That's my Yoshino, always know

what to say to light my fire.

But what type of challenge

do I have to crush you

at to make us official?

Feel free to pick something

you're good at if you want.

Why don't you focus

on the challenge

of surviving the night

before you worry about

the next one, 'kay?

You sound confident,

but the odds are against you.



Know what?

I can help you find

a spot to fight 'em one-on-one.

Not that I have a spot

like that in mind.

Won't be necessary.

I've already found one.