01x04 - You Won't Miss Out.

[bunniefuu]

OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL

[bell clangs]

YUKI YOKOYA

♪

YUKI YOKOYA

I'm Yuki Yokoya.

[groans]

What?

If you like,

please call me Yuki.

[MALE TEACHER 3A]

Our new addition here

is Yokoya's cousin.

Go ahead and take

the open desk in front of him.

He'll help you get settled.

[FEMALE CLASSMATE 4A]

She's so cute!

[MALE CLASSMATE 4A]

Seriously?

[chair screech]

I'm looking forward

to attending our classes

together,

Master Hitoyoshi.

[gasps]

[WALLA: STUDENTS]

Did she say Master Hitoyoshi?

[HITOYOSHI]

Oh, man.

Brother!

Ms. Yuki!

How was school today?

OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL

[HITOYOSHI] You're behind this

turn of events, aren't you?

[mischievous laugh]

Totes pulled one over

on my big bro!

[HITOYOSHI]

Riko!

Oh, get over it, you know

how special Ms. Yuki is!

She picks up things

super quickly.

I ran out of knowledge bombs

to drop in just three days!

Soon enough

she was even taking care

of my homework for me.

Tell him!

Miss Riko was most kind

with her praise of me.

I suppose

I got a bit carried away.

Yeah, I see.

Wait!

No, I don't.

I've got a ton of questions!

Like, how did you

even transfer in?

Where'd that "cousins" schtick

come from?

Why'd you say

your last name was Yokoya?

How are we both

in the same grade?

And also.

I've gotta know.

Why didn't you tell me

about it in advance?

Not cool, yo!

[exhale]

My transfer was the result

of pulling a few strings

through my underground

connections.

We're "cousins"

by Miss Riko's suggestion.

She was certain

it would help speed up

my school acceptance

and as your new cousin,

it seemed to make

the most sense for me

to borrow

your family's surname.

It is true that I am most

likely a little bit

older than you are

but I felt that

us being in the same grade

would allow for me

to better attend

to you, Master.

♪

As for why

I kept it all a secret.

Miss Riko suggested that.

To make things "more fun."

Yeah!

You are the worst!

Stop it!

Oh.

I, uh.

Sorry. If I have done

something to upset you

it was quite unintentional.

No.

It's fine.

I'm not mad, more like that

you two just kinda

threw me for a loop, y'know?

[sigh]

Well, anyway!

Ms. Yuki, let's try to enjoy

our normal school life

together.

Sound good?

It does!

♪

OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL

[TAIGA]

Here we go!

The time

of reckoning has arrived!

You're mine, Katsuda Bread!

[TAIGA]

Outta my way!

Katsuda has bread?

I am starving,

let's grab some lunch.

We could go see

what's hot and ready

at the convenience store.

- Katsuda Bread.

- What?

You want the legendary bread?

Sadly, it's such a rarity

you have to dash for it

the moment the bell rings

or you're outta luck.

Rarity.

[HITOYOSHI] You see,

the Katsuda Side Dish Store

closes way early.

It is impossible

for us students

to make it there

in time after school.

That's why,

to prevent a mass early exodus,

our school store serves

a selection of their finest

bread-based items

every Wednesday.

And the most popular

is the one and only.

Delicious Katsuda Bread!

Yakisoba bread stuffed

silly with their sauce.

I'm all about their

sandwiches, myself.

But alas, our classroom

is the farthest

from the school store,

so we're already doomed.

That bread is mine.

So where do I go?

Huh?

I recall something

my mentor taught me.

"Even if your prey

should strike you down,

you must still take it out."

Do not worry,

Master Hitoyoshi.

I won't fail.

That rare bread will be ours.

I shall return.

[gasp]

[HITOYOSHI]

Ms. Yuki?

♪

Wait!

Let's talk this through!

It could be a problem for us

if you stand out too much so.

How could I have

let her run off again?

Nah.

Not my fault.

I couldn't have stopped her.

That expression.

I've seen it before.

It's the luminous

face of a hungry child

in a dessert shop!

I am powerless in her

pursuit of food ecstasy.

The means, effort,

cost, none of it matters!

It's no exaggeration

to say that

a girl's true potential

is unlocked

in defining moments like this!

That means if her

feminine willpower

has aligned with her

intense desire to taste

Katsuda's Sauce on a cheap bun.

There isn't a thing

on this planet

that can stop her!

The concept of "normal"

has combined

with her sauce love

in unexpected ways!

- [students scream and rumble]

- [HITOYOSHI] It's them.

The first wave

of the Katsuda Brigade!

No one asked,

but clever little Riko's

gonna explain it to ya!

The Katsuda Brigade is a group

so enthralled

by Katsuda's offerings,

they'll do anything

to seize their prize!

They're trained soldiers

who put their very lives

on the line

for sauced-up noodles

in a bun,

never missing a leg day,

so they can sprint

to victory without fail!

Stranger still,

their love for Katsuda Bread

runs so deep that they perform

a mysterious dance while

savoring its flavor!

This is bad.

In mere moments.

Ms. Yuki will drop

in from above,

clashing with the brigade

right in front

of the school store!

I can see the future,

and it's ugly.

[gasp]

She's leaping for it!

Oh wow!

♪

[HITOYOSHI] Hey.

This might work.

[wind whooshing]

♪

KATSU SANDWICH

- YAKISOBA BREAD SANDWICH

EGG SANDWICH - CROQUETTE BREAD

[gasp]

Please, I would like

to purchase one Katsuda Bread

and one Katsuda Sandwich

as well.

[metal clatter]

[YUKI]

Apologies are insufficient.

They informed me

that Katsuda's products

are limited to one

per person per day, so.

[trembling]

No big.

I'm all in here on this

croquette sandwich!

[YUKI]

Still.

Will you please accept

this sauce-bread offering?

No way.

That's all you.

It's okay for me to experience

pure bliss without you?

Of course it is.

Plus, I've had the bread

before.

And besides, you won it

fair and square.

Well, then.

[HITOYOSHI]

I was gonna call her out

on her wild Katsuda

antics, but.

♪

When I see that

blissful look on her face.

I can't bring myself

to rain on her parade.

♪

[chomping]

Master Hitoyoshi, take this.

It's a gift.

[HITOYOSHI]

Huh?

That's, um.

I don't know, uh.

- [gulp]

- [YUKI] Please.

Don't hold yourself back.

♪

[HITOYOSHI] Okay.

If you insist.

[gulps]

How does it taste?

[gulp]

That was just, just incredible.

YOKOYA

[humming]

[RIKO] Mochita, did ya know

I'm sleeping over today?

Didn't you get your fill

of this place

during summer vacation?

Oh, what are you

blabbering about?

How come you don't seem

to mind the fact that

Ms. Yuki spends the night

with you all the time!

Phrasing!

Come on, this is a big deal

for someone like me

who's been wanting

a big sister since forever!

We can gab about fashion,

stay up all night

sharing crushes,

indulge in secret snacking,

the possibilities are endless!

You should know

how badly I wanted this, Bro.

There was an era

where I nearly

tricked myself into believing

you were actually

my big sister instead!

I love you, Big Sis!

[giggle]

[HITOYOSHI] Sweet Riko.

What the?

That imagination of yours

has gone rogue!

Whoa, your genius sister

has figured it all out!

If you and Ms. Yuki

got married,

everything would be

all "happily ever after"

for the three of us!

[HITOYOSHI] What?

Why am I the one being

carried off like a bride?

My preference.

- [HITOYOSHI] Brutal honesty.

- It'll happen!

I think Ms. Yuki

is head over heels

in love with you, Big Brother!

Huh?

Riko's wild imagination

strikes once again,

plus I don't even think

she's interested in romance.

[RIKO]

You're so wrong!

Who understands

a girl's heart better,

me or a stinky boy like you?

It's just not true.

Like at lunch the other day,

she sweetly fed me

Katsuda Bread.

There was nothing

romantic about it.

OMG, bro!

That's next level!

You may as well pick out

a wedding venue!

Sunset on the beach?

We just met.

[groans]

I know Mom will be okay

with such a quick wedding,

but Dad will be tougher.

He's got a real

stubborn streak.

Like father, like son.

You're not listening, are you?

[RIKO] How about both Eastern

and Western-style weddings?

Is someone we know of

going to be married?

[HITOYOSHI] Uh!

No one!

We were talking about

how great it would be

if you could become

my big sister for real!

Riko!

Don't ya think my big brother's

a real catch, Ms. Yuki?

Riko, you little.

Hm?

Of course.

I truly admire him.

[choked]

[groans]

Hey, Ms. Yuki!

I want a persimmon.

Can you peel this for me?

[YUKI]

Sure.

By the way, I've been

wondering this for a while.

You don't usually

wear makeup, do you?

[sigh]

I hope you both can forgive me

for my unsightly appearance.

At most I will put on

a light layer of foundation.

Whoa.

Every girl dreams

of looking that fire

without caking on the makeup.

And that includes yours truly!

You admire me?

If I'm being honest,

I wouldn't say my appearance

has been very

beneficial in the past.

I feel ya.

Beauty like yours

probably comes

with its own

share of problems.

As for me,

my face doesn't really

stand out in a crowd.

But, when I'm older,

I'm gonna buy a ton of makeup

and make myself cute!

[YUKI]

I like your face.

It is simply precious,

Miss Riko.

[gasp]

It's adorable

and boldly expressive.

You mean it?

Hm.

[RIKO]

You're sweet.

I never hear stuff like that

from people

who aren't my parents.

Do you think I could

ever become

as beautiful as you are,

Ms. Yuki?

Thinking of it,

ever since I found

tonkatsu sauce I swear my skin

has been smoother than it was.

[RIKO]

Really?

[YUKI]

Please help yourself.

♪

[RIKO]

Is this any good?

I feel it brings out

the sweetness of the fruit.

[RIKO]

Like salt on watermelon?

That kinda makes sense!

[chomping]

Yeah!

That's good!

[HITOYOSHI] From where

I'm standing

those two are basically

sisters already.

It's thanks to Riko

that it's so easy.

That it all works.

Maybe those girls

should stick together.

Couldn't hurt.

Oh-h*!

I know that look!

You were thinking

how you'd love to see

this side of her every day

if you two tied the knot, right?

Don't act like

I didn't nail it!

Huh?

Tell me everything.

I am unfamiliar

with the concept of marriage.

I'm not sure

this is the right time!

In Japan, Big Brother

can get married

as soon as he turns eighteen!

Then you can officially

join the Yokoya family,

Ms. Yuki!

How interesting.

Don't say that!

But wouldn't it make you

the luckiest guy

in the whole wide world

to marry a girl like her?

We're just talking

hypothetically here.

I mean, I guess.

Yeah.

[giggle]

Yay!

It's official!

[HITOYOSHI]

Drop it!

Ugh, don't you ever

shut your mouth?

[RIKO]

No take backsies!

[meow]

OGISO PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL

[MALE TEACHER 3A]

All right, let's begin.

[clears throat]

"I am just a lonely cat.

I have no name.

My place of birth is wholly

unknown to me.

Yet in the darkest

depths of my memory.

I see myself mewing"

[HITOYOSHI]

Despite my protests,

Riko refused to leave us

alone all weekend.

- I'm exhausted.

- [yawn]

So basically, through

an anthropomorphized cat,

it shows the strangeness

of things

humans consider

common place and

Hey, you!

Stay awake!

[shatter]

[screaming]

Miscalculation!

[indistinct chatter]

- That one piece of chalk--

- Please forgive me!

just split in two!

[gasp]

[HITOYOSHI]

That sucked.

INFIRMARY

I told her

it was strictly prohibited

to bring knives to school.

Maybe they're her

security blanket.

Um, excuse me!

Got chalk in the eye.

[NITTA]

Oh, hello.

I see I have

a brand-new patient?

Hm?

Um. What happened

to Nurse Maruyama?

I'll be filling in for her

from here on out.

I'm Nitta.

Nice to meet you.

Oh!

[NITTA] Now, then.

What's ailing you?

Eye trouble.

They both got

nailed by flying chalk.

Chalk in both your eyes?

It's kind of a long story.

Right.

If you'll please have

a seat on the bed,

I'll get you taken care of.

[HITOYOSHI] Sure.

[HITOYOSHI] I've never met

a school nurse

who was so mysterious.

[NITTA]

That girl.

Is she a close

friend of yours?

Or perhaps even

your girlfriend?

Huh?

The pretty girl

who wears a bell

around her neck, yes?

I saw you two,

so I was curious about her.

You both were walking

to school together.

Oh.

You must mean Ms. Yuki.

Yeah, she's a friend of mine.

I mean, she's my cousin.

That so?

[laughs]

[HITOYOSHI]

Did I say something amusing?

No. It's just you two don't

look the slightest bit alike.

[HITOYOSHI]

Well, can't deny that.

[NITTA]

It's fine.

In fact, the way

you look so happens

to be exactly my type.

It is?

Um.

Thank you very much.

I suppose.

I mean it, you're like

an adorable little animal.

There doesn't seem

to be any real damage.

[sigh]

Before you go.

[clicks]

Huh?

[NITTA]

Shall I check to see

if there's anything else wrong

with your fragile little self?

[gasps]

My dear Hitoyoshi.

[meow]

♪

[tremble]

♪

Wait! Don't do that!

This is so wrong!

[NITTA] You're somehow

even cuter

when you're trembling

in fear like that.

[groan]

What kind of school nurse

are you anyway?

Even dirty manga have

more buildup than this!

Oh, don't be afraid.

How'd you know my name

when I never told you?

I'm gonna give you

the best "first time"

anyone's ever had.

[YUKI]

I'm here, Master!

Are your eyes all right?

[gasps]

I came as quickly as I could

the moment class

was over but I

- [crying]

- Ms. Yuki!

I was so terrified!

Tell me exactly

what she did to you.

It was nothing!

Just a harmless little joke, right?

A silly nurse's prank.

Think about the damage

you're inflicting

on my boyish heart!

[NITTA]

You're so cute!

All you do is nibble, squeak,

and get spooked like

some kind of hamster boy!

[HITOYOSHI]

Low blow.

Well?

Didn't I sum him up perfectly?

Ms. "Yuki."

How about I give you

some nice eye drops

just to be safe?

Here you go.

[HITOYOSHI] Fine.

But enough

with the inappropriate jokes.

[NITTA] Aww,

but you're so sweet

when you quiver like that.

I could just eat you

for breakfast!

[HITOYOSHI] That's exactly

the kind of thing

you shouldn't be saying!

Huh?

[gasps]

♪

Hey. Is something

in the water, or what?

Why are you holding me?

[YUKI]

I'll ask nicely.

Please kindly stay

far away from him.

Huh.

Does that mean.

Ms. Yuki is head over heels

in love with you, Big Brother!

[HITOYOSHI]

Shut the front door.

Does this mean?

Ms. Yuki is jealous?

♪

Well, based on my examination,

it's not serious,

but if the pain becomes

too much to bear,

please seek out

medical attention immediately.

♪

Have a nice day.

Until next time.

[HITOYOSHI]

Um, Ms. Yuki?

[YUKI]

Listen, Master.

Okay.

I must apologize

for my actions.

Pulling you in close like that.

Oh, that?

I was surprised,

but no worries.

There's something important

that I must confess to you,

Master Hitoyoshi.

Oh.

Wow.

Go ahead.

Geez. I'm not mentally

prepared for this!

[heart pounding]

[YUKI]

That woman you just met.

She's in the same

business I was.

[gasps]

♪

She's a cold-blooded assassin.

[HITOYOSHI]

What?

[meow]

Hm?

♪

It turns out I was mistaken

to assume you were here

on the usual business.

♪

I will crush them

with my own hands.

This pretend little family

that you've drudged up

for yourself.

♪