PREVIOUSLY ON MISFORTUNE
You won't find 100 million dollars
behind the sofa.
I know. This isn't just any sofa, Dad.
I can't believe
that's the new CEO of Urqui.
It's the Urquiza fortune.
Hi, honey!
My brother's company is my priority.
- Marie Claire.
- Federico Urquiza.
You look like a child.
But I'm not.
In this family, if you make a mistake...
We lost.
...they crucify you.
URQUI
EDGAR LÓPEZ, EMPLOYEE
Police!
Dad hasn't even been dead two months
and it's as if she's forgotten him.
I don't get why you can't just relax.
Let's go!
You're inheriting a grand legacy.
- Did you upload it?
- Yes, dude.
How long has Urqui been poisoning
the Mexican people with urine?
- We're f*cked.
- Thieves!
Federico Urquiza?
What do you want me to say?
Your plan is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
Tati, we had it all.
All lost in one day, it's not fair.
I know. I was there, remember?
So what? That's life.
Nothing left but to move on.
I have a good job and a place to sleep.
For the record, I'm happy.
What I mean is,
a school teacher's life isn't for me.
I tried to follow my dreams.
When they found out
who my dad was, it all went wrong.
Vic, it doesn't have to be like that.
All that stuff you invented,
Marie Claire, isn't you.
Who am I then?
All I know is Victoria didn't do well.
Marie Claire still has a chance.
- Pass it to me, please.
- Okay.
- What?
- You still talking to him?
You still think he's innocent?
It's not just about me, Tati.
Damn.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Talk to him then.
It's not him.
- Well?
- Victoria, don't hang up.
- Don't hang up.
- Julio?
- What the f*ck do you want?
- I need to see you. It's urgent.
Misfortune
Julio, you and I...
We're enemies, remember?
I don't know why I even opened the door.
Get out of my house. Get out!
Okay. But it's not your house.
It's your sister's. So I'm staying.
Okay. What the f*ck do you want?
Why do you think I insisted on coming?
We have a problem. We need to talk.
We know how much press
will be there, right?
Fede, sorry.
It was my fault. I mean...
Your dad was great with the press,
they loved him.
I forgot that
you don't have much experience.
Look.
This is so you can see
what you're up against.
YOU THINK YOU'RE A KING
BUT YOU'RE #LORD DONUTS
FIRST YOU STEAL THEM
THEN YOU DONATE THEM
DUDE STOP!
Balbina? How do you know?
Why does it matter?
Right?
Dude... Really.
Aren't you ashamed that you can't
separate your head from your p*nis?
Make no mistake.
My heart is always in charge.
My p*nis is just the executioner.
f*cking gross.
I am what I am. You are what you are.
That's why we should work together.
Okay. Did you think
I hadn't seen it? Please.
Really.
This is a total nightmare.
What the hell can I say
so they stop photoshopping me?
There's lots at stake, Fede.
And remember the shares are dropping.
That could distract the press.
Today, the most important thing
is Urqui's reputation.
- Not the CEO.
- Okay, okay.
Please tell me what I should say.
If you'll allow me,
I think the best strategy is
to say nothing at all today.
Let's see, why would I help you?
'Cause you always made bulletproof plans.
Obviously. But I can call and say
you f*cked your girlfriend's niece.
Look...
This woman is smart,
you can't do it alone.
You'd prefer me as a father-in-law
than an enemy, right? Your choice.
Turn the TV on.
Good morning, we're at Urqui headquarters
in Mexico City.
We are getting ready
for the press briefing
that will be held by the Urqui directors
to talk about
the already-famous "Donutgate."
Today we'll see Federico Urquiza,
the new CEO of the company,
make his debut as the head of the group.
Good morning.
On behalf of Urqui,
I want to thank you for coming today.
Where the hell is Fede?
I'll begin by saying that Edgar López...
...the employee responsible
has been fired.
- Where's Fede?
- I told you.
We are taking severe measures
to ensure this awful situation
never happens again.
Where is Federico Urquiza?
Mom, which do you prefer
for the party today?
At this time our CEO is dealing
with more important issues.
More important than
this historic drop in Urqui's stock?
Can the markets take this CEO seriously?
Urqui is not represented by one leader.
Urqui is represented
by all the Mexican families
who consume our products every day.
That's why today our priority
isn't to smile for the cameras.
Our priority is to work as hard as we can
to gain back their trust.
Thank you very much.
If we want Fede to know
Balbina is behind this,
we need a confession from the source.
- Me? Forget it.
- No, not you.
Edgar.
The pee guy?
We need him to come to Inés' party
and open Pandora's box. That's it.
- Okay, but how?
- Brilliant.
We can offer him money.
More than he could ever dream of.
- Who will give it to him?
- My God!
The person who most
wants this to stay a secret.
Okay. How can we find them?
Really?
You couldn't have done this without me.
Let me see.
So we're going to leave our destiny
in the hands of a stranger.
That's your plan?
- Yes.
- Great.
You're forgetting the fact
that we can't get our hands dirty.
There's something you don't know.
How do you think
Balbina's dad lost everything?
The Galleon Fund?
f*ck.
- I know.
- This never ends.
This is very French Revolution,
but this one makes my eyes stand out.
Or this one? I don't know.
Mom! This one or this?
Nobody cares, Inés!
You know what? Go to hell!
I'm canceling the party.
I found something.
Surprise.
Come on, dude! You can do it!
You know how it goes, guys,
use the code "donuts" to get
a 20% discount when you sign up.
And pam, pam, pam!
You can do it, dude!
This as*h*le doesn't waste time.
Great, we'll go in your car.
What? No, no. It's in Careyes.
I didn't bring it. I have air transport.
It's your boss again. You going to answer?
Fede, get down. You're crazy.
You're going to k*ll yourself.
Let's see...
Twelve missed calls from your mom.
Five from your sisters.
I haven't counted Marie Claire
'cause I don't care.
I'm dating a Russian girl
ten times prettier. I don't care.
Leticia is calling you.
Aren't you going to answer?
Pass the bong.
You're crazy, dude.
When we meet Edgar,
I'll talk and you stay quiet.
You don't trust my skills of persuasion?
I don't trust you, period.
Hello, love. What?
Relax, relax. Don't say that.
Okay. See you later.
What?
- What?
- We have a problem.
Another one?
There's no party. Inés canceled it.
This family's f*cking crazy.
Now what?
We'll split up.
You'll get Edgar, I'll get Inés.
So all of a sudden, now you trust me?
Shut up and don't f*ck it up, okay?
Sit down, sit down.
Down, Down, sit down.
That's it. Right, good.
Now up. 25, dude, okay? Don't stop.
Gently. Don't rush.
That's it, gently. You own the pain.
Don't stop. That's it.
- That's it. Carry on.
- What's up?
What's up?
Wanna wake up the tiger inside you?
Tell me. Say it out loud, dude.
No, no. My tiger is okay, thanks.
I'm looking for Edgar López.
- My superstar, my golden boy.
- Really? Cool.
What do you think? The discount is yours.
My contribution to your evolution.
No. I just want to ask him a question.
You know how many ab workouts
Cristiano Ronaldo does a day?
- No.
- Thousand. A thousand, bro.
- Wanna be Cristiano?
- No, I'm already a Christian.
- About Edgar...
- Go on. Don't stop.
- Is he in this gym?
- Up!
- Or another?
- Don't stop.
That's it. Pain doesn't exist. Do it.
Gently. Don't rush.
Come on, come on, bro!
No. Look, dude,
I already told you it's the last...
f*cking 1994.
No, dude, shrimp is going up,
potato is going up, cucumber is going up.
Hi, Fede, how are you?
I miss you.
If you don't like it,
shove a cucumber up your a*s.
No, that's the price.
I'm in the middle of class, dude.
The teacher is looking at me.
No, dude.
No, man. No.
It's 400 big ones a ton if you want.
No, stick that f*cking shrimp up your a*s.
No, see if it bites you.
Hey.
Okay. Talk later. Do it.
You look like a regular.
What do you think?
Do you know Edgar López? You heard of him?
What do you want with Edgar?
Are you a TV reporter?
Your teeth are very white.
Actually, yes. I'm...
I'm an interviewer and I'm looking for him
to ask him some questions
for an interview. Yes.
Can you help me find him?
Look, he's my cousin,
but because he's famous,
- he won't talk to just anyone.
- Of course.
You know you could be on TV, right?
With your sculpted body.
Maybe sportswear ads.
Or something like a calendar even.
Or a motorcycle. Do you ride?
GIRLS
ON BIKES
"Girls on bikes."
You see, fantastic.
You feel the connection?
When it's right for you...
Your favorite month?
- It's May.
- May. Spring fever.
Say no more.
Give me your details.
Full name, passport, address.
While you're at it,
give me Edgar's address as well.
So I can call him
to arrange the interview.
- How can I help?
- I brought back a dress Ine lent me.
I went to check on her
and I heard about the party.
Yes. Well, what can I say?
Those b*stards won't give her a break.
Yes, it's a...
complicated family.
- Right?
- Complicated?
No, man, they're f*cking crazy,
that's what they are.
You haven't done Christmas yet.
To get through it,
as Pandora says.
"Drink like fish in the river,"
and you'll forget it.
I see.
Hey...
You know what? I thought...
I could talk to Ine. What do you think?
It's not a bad idea.
But she went into hiding.
- To her favorite place.
- Where?
URQUI - FAMILY-OWNED SINCE 1940
ANNUAL REPORT
URQUI
GROUP
What's up, guys? Look who's here.
Check it out!
What's up, guys?
Here we are, having fun, you know.
Wait a second please,
I have to take a leak.
There it is.
Wine, right? Wine.
You know it, guys. I know you do.
Sing it, people, sing.
Do you like it?
Like it? I love it!
Reminds me of my childhood
summers in Valparaíso.
You don't look much like my mom.
Your hair reminds me of my cousin Julieta.
- Really?
- Yes.
How nice.
I love green apples.
- Will Edgar be long?
- No, let's see. Excuse me.
Son!
Edgar Gabriel! Come here!
Come on, son,
don't keep the producer waiting.
I'm interacting with my fans, Mom.
What fans?
What's up, man?
- Nice song.
- Thanks.
The jelly is 200 pesos.
So rude. You can't charge the man!
What are you doing here?
So this is where you hide.
Good spot.
Dad used to bring us here as children.
Fede had panic attacks
and wouldn't get out of the car.
Rafa went to meetings
and he let her draw on the board.
And nobody cared where I was.
So I used to come here.
It's peaceful to watch.
- You eat them like that?
- Yes, take one.
- Really?
- Take one.
The truth is my whole family
is f*cking crazy.
Especially Fede, no offense.
I'm not offended.
I've tried everything,
the dude won't let me.
He's not a bad person,
he just has a ton of problems.
He doesn't even understand himself.
One minute he's here, the next he's here.
And he won't take the pills
the psychiatrist gave him.
Dad told him they were for cowards.
So he drinks, takes drugs.
He self-medicates.
Imagine doing that
when all eyes are on him.
And no eyes are on you.
I'm used to it, but...
I thought my wedding would be different.
Look...
Ine, you need to pick up the phone
and make a call.
A call to uncancel the party.
No! Nobody cares.
- I care.
- No, you don't.
- I swear I do.
- No.
Listen, if your dad were alive,
he'd want you to be happy today.
My dad wouldn't care less.
He's dead but I'm too scared
to go into his f*cking office.
I have an idea.
Are you okay?
I'm not used to so many donuts.
- I'll be back.
- Pass me some water.
I'll get you some.
I know you got money from the Urquiza.
To pee on their donuts.
Is that why you're here?
You'd better go, dude.
I want to help you.
Help you earn much more money.
What do you say?
Do you want more money than you have now?
How much are we talking about?
There's a party
at the Urquiza house tonight.
I want to invite you to come with me,
to talk to Federico Urquiza
and tell him what happened.
You'll tell him
you're going to tell the press.
Why will he pay me?
Because the scandal is already...
huge, and this would be
the icing on the cake.
I really don't know.
I already have what I need.
I'm famous, bro.
I have my own song. You heard it?
- Yes. Outside, right?
- I'll play it for you.
- Again?
- Yes, it's really cool.
It's super f*cking cool.
A great song. A hit.
It'll be number one radio hit for sure.
Really good.
So good.
- Yes, yes.
- My contribution to your evolution.
Tell me something.
You know how many ab workouts
Cristiano Ronaldo does a day?
A thousand.
He never gives up.
You want to reach your full potential?
- Full potential?
- Yes, full.
Full potential. Come here.
You want a boat?
- A boat?
- Yes, imagine.
A huge boat with your mom's name
and your song playing
all the time. Imagine...
- You see it?
- I see it.
- Wake up! You see it?
- Yes, I see it.
You can do it.
It's time to get over your fear, Ine.
Come on.
Go.
You want to sit down?
Everything's the same.
I can't believe this is still here.
My dad took it everywhere.
- I see it.
- Wake up! Do you see it?
- Yes, I can see it.
- Right?
The neon lights?
The Ferrari parked outside?
- Can you see it? Wake up!
- I can see it!
What you say, Edgar López?
Ready to change your life?
You got it! You're on!
The Rosemary.
- No. Is that you?
- Yes.
Let's see.
I always thought I was invisible to him.
Ine...
You're not invisible to anyone.
You just don't cause problems. Okay?
Think of yourself as...
as a North Star
that's always in the same place
for the rest to return to.
Okay?
- Come here.
- Thanks.
Thank you so much.
Fede really doesn't deserve you.
He has his good moments.
A few.
Tonight everything will be great. Okay?
- Get ready for Versailles, girl.
- Yes.
- I'll see you there.
- Thank you. Seriously.
"I have no tears left for you...
"my dear children.
"And now...
"But I will be frenzied and fuming!
"I need an entire army to defeat!
"I have ten hearts!
"I have 20 arms!"
Inés took this seriously.
You're telling me.
KING
QUEEN
Was it not Versace?
No! Versailles, boy, I told you.
- I told you.
- He never learns.
Good evening.
Fede?
What's up with Fede? He's not coming?
He should. Rafaela.
Where's your brother? He's not picking up.
I don't know.
But he's obviously not doing his job.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The King, Louis XVI,
and Empress Marie-Antoinette.
Maestro!
Bravo!
Bravo!
People...
You fell for it. Stop the silliness.
And let the drinking begin!
It's a party! Let's do this!
Where's Fede?
Without him, the plan won't work.
Why ask me? You had to call him.
- Did you?
- Me?
Nobody wants a desperate girlfriend.
Julio, please.
Can you relax? Breathe. Please.
Edgar will be here at 9:00 p.m.
Fede will arrive soon,
gallant and ready to mend things with you.
Gallant and ready?
- Yes.
- You're useless.
Excuse me.
- What's the deal?
- Nothing...
Camila. Rafa.
And the crown, your highness Lord Donut?
- Go f*ck yourself.
- Did you hear?
Federico Urquiza Valverde. Where were you?
- I don't know.
- Why didn't you pick up? It's...
And you? Are you a farmer or something?
Obviously, Camila.
It's a political statement.
Of course.
I'm going for a drink.
See you later, Fede.
Political. Andrés.
Can you explain
what happened at the press conference?
I don't have to tell you anything.
I mean, Fede did what he had to do.
The stock went up 2%.
In five days it'll all be forgotten.
No, what he had to do was show his face.
Stop. I don't even know
why I came. I'm an idiot.
Me neither.
- What?
- You deal with Edgar.
And I'll take care of Fede, okay?
- You.
- What?
- You aren't going anywhere.
- It's not a good day.
It's about to be one.
Come on.
- I don't know why you're with me.
- Come.
Really, I'm an idiot.
I f*cked up at work, with you, with...
Why do you assume
what people will say to you?
Because...
Fede.
I know what's wrong.
I understand. I swear I do.
No. I don't think you understand me.
Hey...
Listen, okay?
Fifteen years ago my life went to sh*t.
Xanax. Sleeping pills.
Therapy. Panic attacks.
What happened?
Life happened, Fede.
That's how it is.
There are bad times,
good times, there are...
There are great days.
And others which aren't so great.
Yes.
Then there are amazing nights.
Really?
It's a balance.
- Is it?
- Yes.
A balance.
I love how you look in that suit.
But it isn't the suit.
It's you.
Thank you.
You look great too. And you smell great.
- Come.
- Where?
Are we not on those terms?
No, Balbina. The thing at the ranch
was a mistake, okay?
Hey, I don't like learning
from my mistakes.
I do, I'm learning.
I don't know what it is,
but I love everything about you.
Please don't make this any harder.
It's not the time or the place
or the situation or the life!
- Okay?
- I want it to be in this life.
Or are you scared?
Scared? Don't tempt me. I'm not scared.
- Do you know what the Filipino bobbin is?
- What?
If you don't know,
I can show you in that room.
- No. No, no.
- You might feel a bit dizzy.
- You're squeezing me.
- It's normal because
I'm going to cut off
your circulation. Just a little.
We should really return to that snake pit.
You don't have to if you don't want.
But if you want to, you won't be alone.
Really?
Okay.
So...
- Sir.
- Madam.
Come.
Hey, hey, hey! Edgar, where are you going?
- I don't know, bro.
- You don't know?
This place looks weird
and it's better if I don't go in.
No, don't worry.
It's easy. You're going in.
Do what I said and you'll get your boat.
- Who are you?
- Edgar López.
- Who are you?
- Edgar f*cking López!
That's it. Louder.
- Edgar f*cking López and his boat!
- That's it. Let's go in.
This guy rocks. I'm telling you.
The king and queen
are waiting for you here.
- Hey, you.
- What?
I can do it by myself.
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
What the f*ck?
- My costume, man.
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- "Excuse me, excuse me."
- Excuse me.
Julián. f*ck.
Look at that. Ten points.
Let me see a smile. There you go.
Ready? Let's go.
No way.
Do rich people really
do this stuff for fun?
Don't get distracted.
It's important to concentrate.
When Fede appears,
he's the only one not in a costume...
And don't lose sight of...
Where are you? Where were you?
- Edgar?
- He was here.
- What?
- He was here. Come.
- Sorry, dude. I thought you...
- I'm a farmer.
Squashed by your privilege.
This time it'll be your head
under the guillotine
and I'll dance around it.
Cheers.
- What's up?
- No, dude, not now.
- Gross.
- Edgar f*cking López.
- Yes.
- Future owner of his f*cking boat.
Come here a moment.
I have more alcohol.
Alcohol?
Where is he?
He's not in this room.
Give me two minutes
and I'll get your boat.
Don't move.
- Aunt Leti.
- Fede.
I saw your press conference
and I was amazed.
I had never seen such a brilliant absence.
Yes, I know Bal
wasn't the best decision...
Look, son, a CEO's judgement
is their most important tool.
Luckily, the stock is going up
and I think in two or three...
- I'll tell you this just the one time.
- Yes.
Don't make me reconsider my decision.
I'm going to fix this
before a w*r breaks out.
- No!
- No, man!
- There.
- They're coming
- for you, dear.
- Yes.
- What do we say?
- sh*t.
- sh*t.
- sh*t, sh*t.
Long live the revolution!
No!
Check it out, dudes. My new place.
Freaking Edgar.
Hi. Hi to all you guys who are joining.
- Hi there.
- Hi.
Death to Marie-Antoinette!
Catch them!
- Mercy!
- No!
- What's up?
- What do you want?
Money.
- Who sent you?
- What happened?
Everything okay?
- Yes.
- Yes, Mom, I don't need you to rescue me.
Leticia.
Get her! Off with her head!
No, no!
- I won't leave you.
- Please don't!
You sure?
Looks like you need a bit of help.
I came alone. I'll leave alone.
With dollars.
- What's your problem?
- You wanna know?
- Yes.
- You're my f*cking problem.
- My darling!
- Love!
No! Careful with my love.
I won't give you a cent more.
You don't know who I am, do you?
I'm an influencer now.
If I want, I'll go live or make a podcast.
I have proof.
Proof of what, idiot?
Wait.
- You had one job, man.
- I know.
- He was behind me. I lost him.
- Yes.
Darling! Are you okay?
- Darling, love!
- Kiss me.
Come here! No, darling!
Look.
Deposit made by Julián Urquiza.
You think just because you have followers
you can explain what happened?
My congregation wants to hear me preach.
- No!
- No!
Darling!
Darling, are you okay?
What did you do?
I fixed your mess.
What are you doing?
Pick him up!
- Me?
- Control yourself.
She's the one who is f*cking jealous.
- Can you act like civilized people?
- What?
No problem,
admit you're not made for this.
- Rafaela, enough!
- Jealous.
- Stay out of it.
- Can you treat me as part of the family?
You don't live here. Inés, let go!
- You have no idea!
- Fede!
- What?
- Stop!
You're in a job you don't deserve
and it's a sh*t show. Shut up, Inés!
- She's right.
- Leticia, leave my children alone.
Your son is ruining my company.
Can you stop, please?
Go to hell. I don't need you.
Of course you don't. f*cking idiot.
Sorry. I have to go.
- Push him hard, Julián.
- He's heavy.
So pull from the other side.
Open that door!
It's Chumpi's cousin, he's really drunk.
Unreal.
The wig, the wig.
Cousin.
He's dead.
He had a family.
A mom, and he wanted a boat.
- It was our fault, you know?
- I know!
f*cking hell. I know.
Camila will be waiting for me.
This was you.
- Can you shut up?
- I didn't say anything.
I feel your vibe shouting at me,
I can't concentrate.
I just wanted a boat.
My Rosemary.
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