01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

You're dead. Me,

loser. What?

[laughter]

That's your battle pet? Do it. Attack.

[laughter]

You're dead. Okay.

So this is a group activity now.

I know this build is bugged as hell, but go down already, please. These hit box are so awkward.

Not now. I said not now. Leave it under the door.

I'm getting my stuff. Just need to grab a few things. What a rat hole. So,

that's your new guy. Damn, not a big of upgrade down here. You know why I broke up with you?

Because you're a pathetic loser with no meaning in your life. I don't need it, [ __ ]

Oh, I'm pathetic. Yeah. Okay. Like you're any better.

Get out. Get the [ __ ] up. Who? Dude, get out of my face. Your face is about to not exist. Get up.

Hey, who are you?

Hello, my beautiful freak. Did you miss me?

Oh, I know you did. Tonight, we have a warrior from the mysterious planet Earth. Even the name sounds dirty.

What the [ __ ] is going on? Where am I?

May I offer my goddess a drink? His opponent comes all the way from planet Nid.

[music]

Hello. Come to Ziki, big boy.

[laughter]

Let the games begin. Am I dreaming?

Let's start from the beginning.

Okay, eyes on me. Thousand worlds. Each one's got its thing. We're at this one.

And right [music] now, we're on planet Zero. This is where it happens.

Intergalactic fight. Every world right here. No more battles. One champion per world.

He loses. World's gone. Done.

[screaming]

And Earth picked you, huh? No pressure. Destiny, I guess. Oh, wait.

Earth's been here before. 66 million years ago. Picked the wrong guy. Anyway,

I'm Hokei, your bro for all of this. Now you got to pick your item. And oh no. 10 seconds. [screaming]

What the hell is this anime [ __ ]

Movement speed is always meta.

sh**t. They gave you a sword and you picked shoes. Nice. We're going to die because of sneakers.

Let's move.

What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door? I was processing. I know the strategy.

My strategy is run. [screaming]

Oh, that came right off. No, don't touch it. Hold still.

Are you going to spit on me? Don't you dare. He spit on me on my injury. What kind of medical system is this? It's healing slime. Just wait. Why is it moving? Make it stop. That means it's working.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. I want to go home. My bad. Stop the bleeding temporarily. You die.

This is real. Die. Your planet dies.

Everyone you've ever known died. And I died, too. Hey, this is a game.

I know this build is bugged as hell, but go down already, please. These hit box are so awful.

Not now. I said not now. Leave it under the door.

I'm getting my stuff. Just need to grab a few things. What a rat hole. So,

that's your new guy. Damn, not a big of upgrade down here. You know why I broke up with you?

Because you're a pathetic loser with no meaning in your life. I don't need it, [ __ ]

Oh, I'm pathetic. Yeah. Okay. Like you're any better.

[screaming]

Get up. Get the f up. Dude, get out of my face. Your face is about to not exist. Get up.

Hey, who are you?

Hello, my beautiful freak. Did you miss me? Oh, I know you did. Tonight, we have a warrior from the mysterious planet Earth. Even the name sounds dirty.

What the [ __ ] is going on? Where am I? May I offer my goddess a drink?

His opponent comes all the way from planet Nid.

Hello. Come to Ziggy, big boy.

15 seconds, babies. Let the games begin. Am I dreaming?

Let's start from the beginning.

Okay, eyes on me. Thousand worlds. Each one's got its thing. We're at this one.

And right now, [music] we're on planet Zero. This is where it happens.

Intergalactic fight. Every world right here. No more battles. One champion per world.

He loses. World's gone. Done.

[screaming]

And Earth picked you. Huh? No pressure. Destiny, I guess. Oh, wait.

Earth's been here before. 66 million years ago. Picked the wrong guy. Anyway,

I'm Hokei, your bro for all of this. Now you got to pick your item. And oh no. 10 seconds.

What the hell is this anime [ __ ]

Movement speed is always meta.

You They gave you a sword and you picked shoes. Nice. We're going to die because of speakers.

Let's move. Move.

What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door?

I was processing. I have a strategy. My strategy is run.

Oh, that came right off. No, don't touch it. Hold still.

Are you going to spit on me? Don't you dare. He spit on me on my injury. What kind of medical system is this?

It's healing slime. Just Why is it moving? Make it stop. That means it's working.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. I want to go home. My bed. Stop the bleeding temporarily. You die.

This is real. Die. Your planet dies.

Everyone you've ever known die and I die. Do it. Hey, this is a gate.

Please. Please hide me. Don't let them see me inside. Go. Stay quiet.

[panting]

Enough games. Hand over the girl. You deaf or stupid? Give her up. What? Not talking now?

Since when did mercenaries start chasing scared girls? [music] You got a smart mouth. Keep pushing.

We'll tear you apart before we drag her out ourselves. [screaming] They k*lled Jeffrey.

Where is that b*stard?

What the hell is this anime [ __ ]

Movement speed is always meta.

You They gave you a sword and you picked shoes. Nice. We're going to die because of speakers.

Let's Leo, go.

What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door? Anyone's processing. We have a strategy.

My strategy is run. [screaming]

That came right off. You're dead.

Me. Loser.

What? That's your battle pet. Do it.

Attack.

[laughter]

[music]

You're dead. Okay.

So, this is a group activity now.

Please, please hide me. Don't let them see me inside. Go. Stay quiet. [music]

Enough games. Hand over the girl. You deaf or stupid? Give her up. What? Not talking now?

Since when did mercenaries start chasing scared [music] girls?

You got a smart mouth. Keep pushing and we'll tear you apart before we drag her out ourselves.

[screaming]

Ah, they k*lled Jeffrey.

[groaning]

Where is that b*stard?