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01x07 - Clans & Tartans

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham". Aired: February 14, 2021.*
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Sam Heughan and Graham McTavish take viewers on a road-trip, discovering the rich and complex heritage of their native Scotland.

01x07 - Clans & Tartans

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[light music]

[Sam] It's pretty incredible,

isn't it?

[Graham] See right over

to the distance on the-

-on your left-hand side?

-[Sam] Is this the time

when you tell me

you're afraid of heights?

Yeah, I'm actually not

joking about that,

so this is a bit of a tense

moment for me, okay? Thank you.

- Don't look down, then.

-[Graham] Thank you.

No, I'm okay--don't-

don't, please don't do that.

-[Sam] Rickety.

-[Graham] I mean it.

Here we are,

floating up into the clouds.

[Sam]

Never to be seen again.

[Graham] Stop it.

[Sam] There's a beautiful

waterfall here.

I do hope

you don't fall in.

[Graham]

You're just determined

-[Sam laughing]

-to make me suffer.

[Sam] Yes. Yes.

-For my own amusement.

-[Graham] Yes!

-That's actually the reason

-[Graham] Yes!

we're doing this.

It's nothing to do with clans

or Scotland.

-[Graham] Or history or--

-No, no.

It's just- I just want to make

you look like a fool.

[Graham] Yes.

Mocking McTavish.

[Sam] I think we should

call it "Mocking McTavish"

in various locations

-around the world.

-[Graham] Yes!

The Various Humiliations

of Graham McTavish.

[dramatic music sting]

[lively music]



[Graham] Well, finally,

we're gonna be talking

clans.

Clans.

Clans of Scotland.

I mean, even the word

it's just such a great word,

isn't it?

Clans, clans, clans.

[Graham] Clans--

it's just got

such a bite to it, hasn't it?

It just sounds like,

"I'm not messing about."

What is a clan?

[Graham]

Well, it's like family,

like a--yeah, a family group.

And the clan chief is almost

like a-a father, really.

They're basically responsible,

they look after everyone

-that's part of

-Every aspect--

-this family.

-Every aspect of their lives.

-They would mete out justice

-Mm-hmm.

The-the clan chief, just like

Colum does in Outlander.

You're asking me to do what,

Cally?

[Colum] I'm not asking you

to do anything,

ya half-wit!

I'm ordering you.

[Graham] He makes decisions,

and his word is law.

Clans--they all have control

over different areas,

and they're always warring

with each other

but also forging alliances.

Intermingling, intermarrying.

And then back-stabbing

each other.

r*pe, m*rder.

Kidnapping.

And then the clans we're gonna

go see--MacLeods

-Yep.

-the MacDonalds,

and, uh, MacGregors

and MacLeans,

-and the MacTavishes.

-Aye. The MacTavish Clan.

[Graham] In fact,

we're going to be going

to Sween Castle,

the family seat.

I don't know an awful lot

about my personal history,

uh, clan history.

I mean, onOutlander,

I play Jamie Fraser.

Tell me about your family.

[Sam] Jamie's backstory

is based on the actual

Fraser clan.

My fatheruh, was a Fraser.

-[upbeat fiddle music]

-[Sam] The Gaelic word "clan"

translates broadly to kindred,

and these groups share an

identity, name, and lineage.

[Graham] This tribal system

emerged in the 11th century

and offered protection

and a sense of belonging.

[Sam] The clans lost power

in 1745

when the British put down

the Jacobite uprising

and took control of Scotland.

[Graham] But today, clans

still play a critical role

in defining who Scots are

and where they come from.

[end notes]

The first people we're gonna

meet are the MacDonalds

-Mm.

-and the MacLeods.

-Oh-h*-h*-h*!

-Now, they are a mega-feud

-that--

-Notorious enemies.

Oh, the horrific things

that they did to each other.

It's nasty.

I mean, t-this feud went on

-for, I think, 140 years.

-We have to be careful

that we don't reignite these--

these long, long feuds.

I think you'd secretly

like to, though.

I would, actually,

to be honest, yeah.

I think pretty much your goal

is to cause

an enormous eruption

of violence between

clan chiefs.

[Sam] If I can't wind you up,

-then I'm gonna wind up

-Great.

-The clan.

-Fantastic.

[mellow instrumentals]

-[Sam] Clan, clan, clan.

-[Graham] No, stop doing that.

You're ruining it for me.

[Sam] Clans, clans, clans.



[Sam] We're headed back

to the Isle of Skye

to visit Trumpan Church.

[Graham] The church is the site

of a tragic m*ssacre

that occurred as the MacLeods

and the MacDonalds

fought for control

of the surrounding islands.

[Sam] Whoever controlled

the sea, controlled the land.



[Sam] We're joined by two men

that I am quite glad

they are separated.

MacDonald, MacLeod.

I feel like

I'm in the middle of a

start a cage fight

or something, but

-[Sam] It is.

-[Graham] Really?

Really, that bad?

-[Sam] Gloves are off.

-[Graham] Let's find out--

what was going on

between you guys,

uh, historically?

There was a-a Viking--

a very nice man, I'm sure.

-[Graham] A loving man.

-[Ian] Ljótr.

-[Graham] Very nice man,

a loving man.

-[Ian] Ljótr from MacLeod.

And that's where

the MacLeod Clan started off.

Where they come from.

And where--

where do the MacDonalds

come into all of this?

-[Graham] Your turn.

-[John] Well, my turn. Well--

Somerled, who Clan MacDonald

claims descent from,

he beat the Vikings,

and they drove them out.

Why-why-why were you pointing

at, uh

[John] So MacDonalds are

claiming descent

from a much greater hero

-[Sam laughs]

-. ..than the MacLeods did.

-Oh, okay.

-[Sam] There's been

a lot of animosity

between these two sides,

and I-I would love to

jump forward

maybe a couple hundred years

to the Isle of Eigg.

Um, so, yeah, there was

a very bad blood feud.

A party of MacLeods

went to the Island of Eigg,

and the MacDonalds

hid in a cave.

And the MacLeods had

not the brightest idea

to smoke them out.

But instead,

they k*lled them all.

They built a fire

to smoke them out,

-and unfortunately

-Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think

it's unfortunate.

I think it was deliberate.

So

the MacLeods

k*lled these MacDonalds.

-Yes.

-Let me guess.

The MacDonalds retaliated.

Yes, they did, yes, yeah.

And that's

-Here.

-w-what takes us to here.

-Yeah.

-This is--this is where

that happened.

[haunting music]

[Graham] Trumpan Church here

is hallowed ground.

[seagulls crying]

[Sam] The MacDonalds

came over in their boats.

[John]

They came here one night,

and, uh, when the people

here went up there

theythey set fire,

and they k*lled everybody.



The MacDonald piper

was playing,

and they were shouting,

"Remember the m*ssacre

at Eigg," as they k*lled them.

[Graham] Just the rage,

the anger on both sides.

[John] It's one of these things

about these feuds

that it's all part of

things that have happened

hundreds of years ago that have

the knock-on effects

all the way down.

We have a slightly different

concept of time.

There's so many steps back,

especially if you can trace,

you know, families back.

The other thing--

it's in the imagination.

It's found its way

into poetry and song

and into folklore.

We've got lullabies

which are 500 years old

which are still sung.

-[Graham] That's fantastic.

-[Ian] About this one, uh,

which is about one woman

singing to her child

about her husband's head

being cut off.

-Which doesn't sound that

-[John chuckling]

-subject for a lullaby.

-Night, darling, sleep well.

Oh, will you sing me

the song of the-the?

[Graham] Mummy, Mummy, but

you know the favorite one,

-The one about

-[Sam] Again

-The one about the husband

-[Ian] Dad's head on a post.

being decapitated.

-[Sam] Sing it again.

-[Graham] Yes.

[upbeat music]

[Graham] Think it'll take

more than a lullaby

to put that feud to bed.

[Sam] True. But we did

get them to shake hands.

-[laughter]

-[Graham] There ya go.

[Graham] Yes, we did.



[Graham] I cannot believe

that this was your idea

of a good time!

[Sam] This is so pleasant.

It's lovely.

It's a--actually, that's

such an interesting adjective--

"pleasant."

Not one I would use.

There's some blackberries

there.

[Sam] Oh, yeah. Yeah, go-go

over to the left a bit.

-[Graham] No. No.

[Sam] I'm gonna try to get one.

-[Graham] No, no!

-[Sam] Over here.

[Sam] Oh, there's one--slow

down, slow down, slow down.

-[Graham] No--[huffs]

-I'll get one.

[Graham] Just let go

of my back!

[Sam] That's it. See, easy.

This is like

my ultimate holiday.

-[Sam laughs]

-Cycling on a

a 1980s tandem

that is breaking my backside

while you stare into my a*s.

[Sam] Yes. It's remarkable.

[Graham] This isn't exactly

what I imagined

when I first met you.

[Sam] I think

you're doing quite well.

[Graham] What else have you

got up your sleeve--

hot-air balloon?

This is ridiculous.

Are you actually pedaling?

[Sam laughs]

Well

-debatable.

-[bicycle bell rings]

[Sam] I wish I'd worn

my kilt.

[Graham]

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

[Sam]

They offer great padding.

When we're makingOutlander,

pleating and dressing

in the Fraser tartan

helped me get

into my character.

It's a huge part

of Jamie's identity.

[Graham] I suppose every Scot

feels that way

about their tartan plaid. They- they've got a long history.

[Sam] Tartan

is the crisscrossed,

multicolored fabric

you can find wrapped around

almost anything in Scotland.

[Graham] Centuries ago,

this patterned, woven wool

protected Highlanders

from the elements.

[Sam] Over the years, clans

adopted official tartans,

each with their own

unique weave and color.

[Graham] My clan,

the MacTavishes,

have a whole range

of signature tones,

something

for every occasion..

except riding a bike.



[Graham]

Oh, wow, look at this!

[Sam] Here we are.

Isn't this amazing?

The Prickly Thistle

continues to make

authentic, stylish tartans

right here in the Highlands.

We're here to talk with

its founder, Clare Campbell,

who's bringing

the tartan tradition

into the 21st century.

[Clare] It's wonderful

to have you both here,

and have a look around.

-[Sam] Let's have a look.

-[Clare] There's probably

more preparation than people

would appreciate

in-in producing a tartan,

where you're looking at the

colorways that are involved,

you're buying yarn

in-in big cones, essentially,

and then you've got to break

all of that down like a recipe

and create this beam of warp

that we see coming into

the back of the loom.

But you can see at the back

there is all of these threads

coming in a very sort of

perfect order.

We have a system of making

sure that they stay in order,

um, and everything's nice

and tight and tension.

And traditionally, obviously,

this would have been done

by hand.

Yeah, traditionally,

yeah, before the sort of

Industrial Revolution,

they were not powered,

um, so they were sort of hand

and foot powered.

-[Sam] Yeah.

-When does this date from,

-this, these--

-[Clare] So this particular one

um, is 1954.

-1954?

-Whereas--yeah.

These are still quite vintage

in terms of today's standard.

[Sam]

And so this happens to be

one of mine that you're very

kindly, uh-uh, weaving here.

-[Clare] Yeah, they are.

-[Sam] It's a beautiful,

beautiful piece of tartan.

I can't wait

-to wear that, um, um

-Am I getting one?

Uh, you might get one

if you're lucky.

[Sam] Will you give us

a little demonstration?

-I'll take my hand out.

-Yes, I would, yes.

-[Clare] Uh, yes.

-[Sam] It might add a nice

-touch to the-the tartan.

-The-the color.

[Sam] Yes. The red

is actually your blood.

[loom clattering]

[Clare] Every minute,

there's a hundred strikes.

So a shuttle goes back

and forth a hundred times.

So much is happening

at high speed.

And this was done

over 200 years ago.

So, I mean,

they're just incredible,

and I think they're, you know,

they're a work of art.

And we feel really proud

to still be using them, to be

honest.

As you should.

Brilliant. Great.

[rhythmic thumping]

[singing in Gaelic]

[Graham] OnOutlander,

we showcase

the traditional

waulking process--

handling wool

over several hours

to tighten and weatherproof

the weave.

[singing in Gaelic]

[Sam]

The Badenoch Waulking Group

continues to sing the songs

weavers developed

to keep and pass the time.

[singing continues]



[person sings solo]



[all sing]

[Sam] Wonderful!

[clapping]

[Graham]

That's just amazing.

It's completely mesmerizing.

[Sam]

And this is actually an-an

ancient

or a traditional way

of-of working the wool.

[person] That's right.

When it comes off the loom,

it's a very loose weave,

so it had to be rendered

waterproof and windproof.

And this was the process

way back

before machines were invented.

[Sam] And tell us about

the--the song.

Is it, uh, traditional

storytelling, or--

[Sheila] Oh, yes, the songs

are all very traditional.

Lot about sailing.

Lot about going away to w*r.

-[Sam ] Mm.

-Um, and a lot

of gossip as well.

It was a laborious task,

-and it went on all day.

-Right.

-[Sam] And hard work too.

-[Sheila] So, to pass the

time, they just sang.

And there's also a lot of

rhythm attached to it as well,

depending on what the pro--

what part of the process

you were doing.

The cloth was always wet,

so the cloth was always heavy.

So, therefore, the songs were

slower to start off with.

And then as the cloth

got lighter and drier,

-the songs got faster.

-[Graham] Yeah.

[Sam] We'd love to hear

another song.

[Sheila] Okay.

I don't know

if you're ready for this.

[Sam] We're ready.

-Oh, we're ready. I'm ready.

-[light giggling]

[rhythmic call

and answer singing]

[all singing]

[person sings]

[all singing]

[person sings]

[all singing]

[singing continues]

[voices echoing]

[bright fiddle music]



[Sam] We are on our way

to the location

of what may be the grave

-of Rob Roy MacGregor.

-You know, a lot of people

-don't even know who he is.

-Yes, well

-Uh

-I mean, there's been a

-been a movie about him.

-There has, a great movie.

-Many movies, actually.

-Great, great movie

with Liam Neeson.

This is Robert Roy MacGregor.

[Sam] To some, he was a--

he was a notorious outlaw,

and to others,

he was a-a hero, right?

He was a very, very popular man

among his own clan

in-in his day.

And we're talking what,

early 1700s?

One could argue, I mean,

he's the most infamous

clan leader ever,

sort of like the Robin Hood

of the Highlands.

-Mm.

-Rob Roy gives safe passage

to your cattle

in return for what was known

as blackmail.

The origin, apparently,

of that term.

-If you didn't pay Rob Roy

-Uh-huh.

-blackmail

-Right.

then your cattle

would mysteriously disappear.

[moo echoes]

[Graham] Really interesting

clan, not a--not a huge clan.

They had, um, big, big disputes

-with the MacLarens.

-I may have done some

slightly naughty things

as well.

[Graham] Oh, good.

[Sam] I arranged for them

to meet in the same place

at the same time,

and they don't know about it.

Oh, so you're deliberately

setting up a situation

where they could actually

potentially come to blows.

[Sam, chuckling]

I know, right?

-[Graham] Great.

-[Sam] Yeah.

[Graham] Fantastic.

Will they be bringing swords?

[Sam] I do hope not.



[Sam] Rob Roy MacGregor

spent his last days

in Balquhidder,

where his descendants

claim he's buried.

[Graham] Unfortunately,

this is MacLaren land,

and the clan chief here

strongly disagrees.

[Sam]

Let's hope some whisky

helps us get

to the bottom of it.

We're now walking

to what is called the

-[person] Eaglais Beag.

-[Sam] Eaglais Beag.

-[person] Little Church.

-[Sam] Little Church.

And, uh, I'm gonna get

in between you both here,

-Peter, and, uh--

-[Graham] Yes, I think

you're gonna need to get

in between them, Sam.

-[Peter] Oh, aye.

-Yes, that's right.

-[Graham laughs]

-[Sam] This is actually,

you know, an ancient site,

and there was an older church

that we're actually standing

almost in the middle of here.

-Pre-Christian.

-Oh, definitely pre-Christian.

It's so much

the Christian practice

to build on original sites

of worship.

[Graham] Yes, of course,

but they were very clever,

weren't they?

They knew--they knew--

they didn't want to admit it.

But there's a sacredness

that goes down through

-the centuries.

-Of course.

So the real question is,

who's buried here, then?

-[Graham whispers] Oh, my--

-Well, perhaps--

-[Sam] I had to--

-Perhaps I should let Peter

-have first crack at that.

-[clears throat]

Rob Roy MacGregor

was an outlaw for many years.

He eventually settled

further up the Glen

beyond Loch Loyal

at- in Loch Lairg.

And this is where

his sons were.

Rob Roy died in 1734,

and you find in

the introduction to Rob Roy

by Walter Scott in 1817,

he said as well

that he's buried here.

Okay, this is a very, very

compelling case

-for the defense.

-It's a very compelling case.

I'll drink to that.

And I'd hesitate to call you

-the prosecution.

-[laughter]

[Graham]

The-the counter-defense.

[Donald]

The truth will do.

Ooh! Oh, that was--

Oh, I felt that one

right there.

[Donald] Rob Roy died

as a result of a quarrel

with the MacLarens.

Um, the fight took place.

Rob Roy was wounded.

The fight was stopped,

and he died a few weeks later.

Now, this was, and remains,

basically a MacLaren kirkyard.

And Rob Roy had failed

in trying to take

a piece of MacLaren land.

He died as a result.

I do not see

the MacLarens saying,

"Oh, look,

terribly sorry, chaps.

"What a dreadful mistake.

Can we give you pride of place

in our kirkyard?"

My own view is that this is

more of a memorial.

Something that's been in place

for a long time.

-[Sam] Yes.

-[Graham] Well, I suppose

the only people

that know the answer are

-[laughing] are right there.

-[Sam] It's been fabulous

-having the MacGregors

-Oh, this is fantastic.

and the MacLarens here.

-And we are sharing a dram.

-Really appreciate it.

-And really, it's, uh

-Yeah, absolutely.

[Sam] It's incredible, so

thank you so much, gentlemen.

-[Graham] Well, to whoever

-[Sam] To whoever

[Graham]

lies beneath these stones.

-[Sam] Yes.

-[Peter] Rob Roy.

[chuckling]

[light, punchy music]

[engine revving]

-[Graham] Whoa!

-I'm getting out of here

before those two can catch up.

Mate, mate, I mean,

you know, they were really

super polite with each other,

but the edge was like, "Yes.

"Why would we have

your ancestor

"buried in our graveyard

when we didn't like him

and it was our church?"

It's this veil of politeness

that, really, i-is paper thin.

Isn't it amazing that,

you know,

couple hundred years,

but yet still

still that animosity,

-still that

-Yeah. You know

you're completely on the wrong

side of the road, don't you?

Yes, I--

well, there are cars parked.

Of course you do!

Um

Okay, enough of the feuding.

I have arranged a visit

to my ancestral home.

-Okay.

-We have this,

you know, connection

with this country

that I have only truly begun

to understand,

uh, recently.

[Sam] All right.

Just tell me where to turn.

[Graham] Oh, no,

a visit to the family castle

demands that we travel

in style.

[epic music]



So just--

like, right foot first.

-[Sam] Yep.

-Oh, yes, very elegant.

[Sam] Don't put your foot

on that.

[Graham] What, well, the bit

that says don't stand on it?

[Sam] Yeah.

Ah.

[Graham] No, no, you need

to open the other bit.

It's two, it's--

No, no, you c--

-No, you can't get into it

-No, it's all right, I got it.

like that!

That's not how you get in!

-What are you doing?

-[laughs] Well, it's tight.

-It's quite tight!

-Just open the door!

-Yeah, right, okay.

-[Sam] Welcome aboard, sir.

Yeah. Could-could you just wait

until I get past the door?

-Welcome aboard.

-[Graham grunting]



-[Graham] Is that shut?

-[Sam] Going up!

[engine revs]

-[copilot] Ready for takeoff?

-[pilot] Yeah, roger, roger.

Cleared for takeoff.

And we are, uh, weapons hot.

-[Sam chuckles]

-[Graham] Kids, let's get rid of

everything.

[Sam] Oh, my God.

Oh, God, it's properly

Oh, oh

[grunting]

[blubbering]

[both laughing]

-So childish!

-Ha ha ha!



Always love that moment.

And we're flying!



[Sam] Look at that!

I'm very excited

to be showing you

the castle of my forefathers.

[Sam]

The MacTavishes.

-[Graham] Yes.

-[Sam] Wow.

We have a castle, Castle Sween.

Castle Sween.

It sounds

it sounds majestic.

It is majestic.

We're a very majestic clan.

You are.

[Graham] It's possibly the

oldest

stone-built castle in Scotland.

[Sam] I mean, if I know

anything about the MacTavishes,

I feel like either--

even if it wasn't the oldest

stone-built castle,

they would just say it was.

I mean, you probably build it

last week.

No.

No, it was not built last week.



[Graham] I think we're actually

coming in to land.

[Sam] We are.

[Sam, softly] Jesus.

It's like-it's like being

driven by you in the van.

Yeah, only

less things to crash into.

-Um

-Apart from the ground.

-[Graham] We're coming low.

-[Sam] The water is getting

very, very close

-[Graham] Yeah.

- and we're on an angle.

-We're at a bit of an angle.

-Uh, we might want to just

level up a bit.

Where did we find this pilot?

I don't quite know.

Oh, God.

- Oh, God.

-[Graham] Oh, are you ready?



- Ah!

- Ah!

What?

This is crazy!

Sea landing!

Ah. We made it.

Cute castle!

Home of the MacTavishes.

[Graham] That is the home

of the M--it looks like

it was built yesterday.

[Sam] Is this the first time

you've been here?

Yes. Yes.

I've dreamt of coming here,

obviously, all my life.

Did they tell you

where they left the key?

[Graham] Now, the MacTavishes

actually came over

from Ireland,

like a lot of the Highlanders,

and married

into the Sween family.

That is why it's called

Castle Sween.

[Sam]

Can I say something, mate?

-Yeah.

-You-you made it sound like

it's gonna be this incredible

old castle

-[Graham] It is!

-Centuries old.

-[Sam] It's a caravan park.

-Don't look at the caravan!

-Look at the castle!

-[Sam] It's-it's quite possibly

a whole community of caravans,

-if not a whole metropolis.

-They're probably

all MacTavishes

that live in those caravans.

MacTavishes cannae afford

to fix a castle,

-but they'll get a caravan.

-They're working on it, okay?

[Sam] It is a very nice

caravan park, I have to say.

Ah. Well, there you are.

How does it feel being home?

[Graham] I'm not gonna lie.

It's an emotional moment.

[Sam] Mm.

[Sam] Morning.

Are you a MacTavish?

-[person] No.

-[Graham] That wasn't

-really a moment, was it?

-I-it's a nice castle

for--well, for a ruin.

[Graham] The oldest castle

in Scotland.

[Sam, laughing]

I just didn't expect to see

-a caravan park.

-[quietly] Would you stop

going on about

the caravan park?

-I mean, there's probably--

-Look at the castle!

Yes. The castle

is magnificent.

-[Sam] All right, moving on.

-Can't we walk around?

[Sam]

No time for that.

I've scheduled a visit

to the home of the Frasers.

[Graham]

Ah, yes, the Frasers,

the fictional character

you play.

[Sam] Yeah, well,

the very real Frasers

were a powerful clan,

despite their apparent

lack of caravans.

But we do have an impressive

castle near Beauly.

[Graham] They have

an impressive castle.

You're a fictional Fraser.

[light musical sting]

[Sam] We're here

at Beaufort castle.

I was desperate to come here

-to talk about the Frasers.

-You were.

-You were.

-Obviously, I play Jamie Fraser

-in Outlander.

-[person] Mm-hmm.

So, when you actually

start to dig deeper

into Scotland, into the clans,

you realize it's not--

it is not a fantasy.

These are actually

real families

-Yes, indeed.

-we're talking about.

-They were a French family.

-Yes, yes.

That's where we have

the name Fraser

[Sarah] Yes, yeah.

comes

from strawberry, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well,

we think it does.

And they've been in

Great Britain

-for about 900 years.

-[Sam] Mm.

They arrived

with William the Conqueror.

-Ah!

-But then what happens

is they come up here,

they marry,

they make alliances,

and they get

into that argy-bargy

with local clans

where you're competing

for territory

and you're competing

for influence.

The primary virtue

of clanship was

protection, defense.

They were protecting you

from predatory neighbors,

of which there were bound

to be loads,

and in a symbolic sense,

-you were- you were building up

your identity as Clan Fraser.

-[Sam] Right.

Until you become a powerful

clan, like- like they did,

and you build, you know,

premises like Beaufort Castle.

When was it first established?

[Sarah] There's been a castle

on that footprint or close by

for about 700 years.

But this was built

in the early Victorian period.

[Sam] So the British

burn down Beaufort Castle,

and the Frasers rebuild it

stronger and better than ever.

What a clan.

[Graham] Who were

their principal rivals?

-The MacKenzies

-Mm!

-just north of here.

-Aye, that's me.

Yes, it is, of course.

Dougal. Dougal.

The w*r chief.

Yeah,

and the Atholl Murrays

Ah!

going down

towards Perthshire.

-Yes!

-And they are

in the period of--

in the period of you two,

of Jamie--you as Jamie

and you as Dougal--

they are in a power grab.

-Parasitical.

-Yeah.

They just sort of take over

and then suck the clan dry

-and then here we are.

-[Sam] Wait--

They doeffectively.

-Sorry.

-What?

Par--you're calling them

a parasite.

No, I'm not talking

about the Frasers.

-Not us.

-[Graham] Not the Frasers.

Steady. I know

your- your fictional self

is getting very upset here.

No, I just want

to be fair here.

It's--it's--y-you aren't

[whispering]

actually a Fraser.

Just have to break that

to you gently.

-Okay.

-I'm not?

Moving on.

You could become

a balomeel Fraser

if you swear

eternal allegiance.

-Oh, really?

-Yes.

-And maybe pay a small fee.

-[Sam] Ah.

-It's a bad idea.

-That's what I like

about the Frasers.

Did they get on with

the MacTavishes, or

-Well

-Well, we were miles away.

-We were miles away.

-[Sam] Constantly reminded.

[Graham] The MacTavishes

got along with everybody.

No, they didn't.

I have to mention.

Look how wonderful, glorious

the grounds are here.

-[Sarah] Yeah.

-As far as the eye can see,

we have this beautiful castle.

And the MacTavishes

have a caravan park.

Oh, do they?

A whole one or just one van?

You see-you see, you try and

like someone

No. You didn't turn

your back on him, did ya?

Yeah, but you can tell

that I'm only--

I'm not fully turning

my back on him.

-Keep one eye. [chuckles]

-No.

[Graham] Well, amazing--

we managed to

not reignite any clan feuds.

I think we should

treat ourselves

to a very nice dinner.

[Sam] Great, yeah.

We can use my castle.

[Graham]

It's not your castle.

[light music]

[Graham] You were saying?

It's been a great journey.

We've learned about, you know,

the-the different clan feuds

that we've-we've touched upon

with the MacGregors

and the MacLeods,

the MacDonalds

and the Campbells,

and-and it just goes around

and around

and around and around.

It's as interwoven

as this tartan.

It-it basically shaped the land.

It's as interwoven as the

tartan. I love it.

Have you been storing

that one up?

No, I think it's the whisky.

It's, uhpretty strong.

And I've seen the family seat--

-Sween Castle.

-You have.

And I've been to the Frasers'.

-Here's to long memories

-[glasses clink]

and friendship.

[glasses clink]

[light music]

[Sam]

This is a feast

much like the Camerons and the

MacIntoshes had I beleive.

I believe that one or other

invited the other clan

to dinner

in order to um, put to bed

a feud that they had.

So they're sharing food

and drink,

and they were having

a nice time.

They're all having a nice time,

and then there's the knife,

and then boom.

Oh, so they got stabbed--

It didn't work out the way

that they expected.

-Good.

-Which I believe is somewhat

of the inspiration for

a rather famous episode of, uh,

-Game of Thrones.

-Game of what?

-Thrones.

-Never heard of it.

[light playful music]