01x15 - Game Over

[bunniefuu]

Well, howdy, Jeeves.

You got a slice of that chaw
for your old buddy Reagan?

No.

[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]

Good evening, Ms. Kennedy.

Lovely to see you again.

Nixon.

Reagan.

You b*tches here to
fight for second place?

[LAUGHS]

Oh, I assure you, my dear,

by the time I get done here to...

[EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS]

sh*t.

♪ ♪

Let me tell you a story
about my Uncle Dutch.

He was gator huntin'.

He used to float dead rats
on top of beer cooler lids

with holes in 'em

so the-the scent would
drip down into the water.

One day, he was waiting on one of them

big old dinosaurs to pop his head up.

What he didn't know was

this big old 15-footer

was coming up the bank right behind him.

[JANGLING NEARBY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

The moral of the story is:

I ain't got no Uncle Dutch no more.

[LAUGHING]

[g*n c*ck]

Look like I'm Uncle Dutch now, huh?

Where's my wife?

Don't do nothin' you can't live with.

Where is she?

I have no idea who your wife is,

let alone her whereabouts.

Hell, I barely know who
you are. [CHUCKLES]

[LOUD CLATTERING]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

[PAINED GROAN]

[GRUNTS]

Dodge, are you okay?

You found me again.

Yeah, when I saw the plant lit up,

I figured it was you asking for help.

Help? You've been helping
them this entire time.

What?

You drugged me, didn't
you? So I'd get headaches.

Dodge, I wouldn't hurt
you. You're my best friend.

Yeah? Give me the g*n, then.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

Look, Dodge, whoever
told you I crossed you

is screwing with your head.

Now let's get the hell
out of here before...

[g*nf*re]

DODGE: Come on. Let's go.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

All right, hold on.

[RUMBLING IN DISTANCE]

I don't give a piss
squirt about your rules.

Send somebody now!

I cannot assist a hunter
once the game begins.

I'm bleeding out here!

Send somebody to come and get me!

[PHONE BEEPS]

Ah, Miles!

[FLAMES WHOOSHING]

Ah, Jesus, no!

[WHIRRING]

Dodge.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

All right. You're okay.

There you go. Take a seat.

Less than a minute, cops and ambulances

are gonna be all over.

They'll get you to a hospital.

I'm really sorry.

I never should have believed
what they said about you.

All right, sit tight, buddy.

Where you going?

To end this game.

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

Where are they keeping her?

I hope you like irony. [LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

DODGE: Val.

- You okay?
- [VALERIE GASPS]

- Come on.
- Oh, my God,

I thought you were dead. [SIGHS]

Let's get you out of here, okay?

[VALERIE CRIES OUT]

- [g*n CLICKS EMPTY]
- Oh, sh*t.

All right, he only wants me.

I'll lead him out that
way, and you stay here.

- No. No.
- Just stay here. You'll be fine.

I love you.

It makes sense that he
married a woman like you.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

I don't have a g*n anymore.

You could only use a g*n 'cause I was.

You sh**t me, you break the rules.

♪ ♪

[GRUNTING, STRAINING]

Come on, mate.

Take my hand.

[PANTING]

[GRUNTING]

It's sunrise. The hunt's over.

Good show, Mr. Tynes.

Bloody good show.

Ma'am.

[HUMMING]

Oh...

It's over.

It's over.

[PHONE RINGING]

Yeah?

MILES: Dodge, congratulations.

I knew you were a winner when I met you.

Now I want you to enjoy
the rest of your life,

even though none of
it will be as exciting

as the day I just gave you.

[CHUCKLES] You're welcome.

[OPTIMISTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

Our next runner, sir.

MILES: Oh, Eduardo.

You have no idea
what's in store for you.

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]