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01x04 - Visitors

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Moonbase 8". Aired: November 8 – December 6, 2020.*
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Moonbase 8 follows three subpar astronauts in one of several NASA Moon base training simulators located in Winslow, Arizona, hoping to be the crew selected by NASA to travel to the actual Moon Base, whose construction is nearing completion.

01x04 - Visitors

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[grunting]

Clean driveway.

"Long Way Up" by Jailhouse

All right.

[engine starts]

I've got fire and lightning

Flowing through the insides

Of my veins

Oh

I'm giving all I can

It's a long way up

When you're coming

from nowhere

Don't stop

-[tires screech]

-[music distorts, fades]

-[ignition sputtering]

-Come on.

Are you kidding me?

[sighs]

Let me guess, it's spark plugs.

Damn it.

[groans]

Don't have the spark plugs,

can't do the tune-up.

Can't do the tune-up

if I don't have spark plugs.

Come on!

upbeat music

[narrator] If Andy were to step

out on the surface of the Moon

without a space suit,

this is what would happen.

In the near vacuum of space,

the gases within his body

would immediately expand.

[cartoon music plays]

-[laughs]

-His blood would

appear to boil from

-[TV clicks, chimes]

-Oh.

-Oh, come on.

[NASA project manager]

Attention, Moonbase 8.

Congress has approved

our budget

for the next fiscal year.

Funds to the Moonbase program

have been cut by 15%.

In order to offset

some of the losses,

we are pleased to announce

a new partnership with Mars.

We're going to Mars.

That's great.

-Well, let's see.

-We'll see.

-connected us with

the Mars candy company

-Oh.

who just signed

a three-year deal to become

-an official NASA partner.

-Well, I mean,

they've got

cool products.

They got M&M's,

obviously Mars,

which isn't as popular

in the United States,

more of a British thing.

-Um, Snickers, they've got

-Can we listen

-to the rest of the report?

-Snickers ice cream.

I-I know what candy they make.

you will participate

in the product testing

of an exclusive new candy:

the Snickers

Honey-Glazed Maple Bar.

Thank you.

Hmm. What do you

think, Cap?

Orders are orders, boys.

All right,

let's check it out.

Eat those things up, I guess.

[Rook]

Got some, uh, comment cards

for you guys to fill out,

honestly.

"Please complete the

questionnaire by marking X

in the appropriate box."

Let's dig in.

See what we got here.

-Ooh, boy, look at that.

-Oh, it's swimming in honey.

I don't know if I want

to hold this, you know,

if I'm driving or something;

it's very sticky.

[Cap] Got a lot of drips

happening here.

-Feel It's like

-Oh, I can hear it.

-Yeah.

-It's that smack to it.

What about, um,

a separate little, uh,

bag that has

the honey in it?

-Like a dipper. Honey dipper.

-Little Yeah.

Well, that's what they did, uh,

with, uh, McDonald's Corp,

-with, uh, Chicken McNuggets.

-Uh-huh.

So it becomes

a sort of family

You-you put the honey

in the middle--

Oh, yeah, write that down.

This would be a nightmare

for long-hair dog owners.

Your hands are

all sticky.

Your cat or your dog comes up,

and you give them a pet.

I'm feeling affectionate

when I see the word "honey."

Like, "Oh, hi, honey."

[Rook] I got to tell you,

it's good to have honey.

-It's been a while.

-[Cap] Yeah.

Guys, what are we doing?

I feel like NASA's

just farming us out.

This has nothing

to do with our skills.

How are we taking this

seriously?

-This pencil's stuck.

-I went to MIT,

not Hersheypark.

Whatever this is,

I-I feel silly.

I-I'd rather not do this.

Well, write it all down.

Okay.

"I'd rather

not do this.

Dr. Henai."

Skip?

Gonna get some nutrition.

Need to eat something

that has some value.

I think this is

important work.

We're helping out NASA, and

we're having a fun time doing it

with these sweet treats.

-[beeping]

-[horn honks in distance]

light music

[Skip] Hey, guys?

There's a

There's a new base.

-Huh?

-Just west of here.

It's SpaceX.

Space sex?

No. SpaceX.

-Like your ex-wife.

-Uh-huh.

Or my ex-wife.

[chuckles]

-[Skip] Here. You seen this?

-Yeah, this guy.

Huh, looks like

Leon DiCaprio.

No, it's "Alon" Musk,

the guy who owns SpaceX.

Yeah. They're going to Mars.

-Wait. They're going to Mars?

-They think

-they're going to Mars.

-That's pretty cool.

[Cap]

No, it's not cool.

They set up their base

within eyesight of us?

That's not cool.

That's not cool.

It's c*ck.

And I don't like it.

-Well--

-Where do they get off,

doing that? You know?

I think we should

be good neighbors

and go over there

and say hi.

Oh, that's a cool idea.

[Cap] Well, I'm not

breaking protocol.

And that's a d*ck move

on their part.

ambient music

All right.

You guys

where are the good bagels?

You know? The canned ones.

We got, like, a big shipment

in last month.

Yeah, we got, like,

a gross of those.

I think they just sent

these dehydrated little ones.

Which I'm not gonna eat.

These budgets cuts

are just k*lling me.

I'm trying to do experiments;

I can't even eat a bagel?

-Geez, tell me about it.

-It sucks.

Oh, that dishwashing

liquid there,

I've been watering that down

for weeks.

Your dish soap is a problem?

How about my rover

needs three spark plugs?

And those candy bars?

Testing those? What

What does

How does that help us?

Tell you one thing.

All those guys at SpaceX?

[chuckles]

You think they're worrying about

money or budgetary concerns?

-Uh, no.

-No, I don't think so.

They just ask their buddy "Alon"

and, boom, it's there.

"'Alon,' hey,

could I have 20 bucks?"

"Yeah, no problem."

[sighs] You know,

I just can't help thinking

of what Christ says,

about turning the other cheek

and loving thy neighbor.

I know you don't want

to hear this, Cap,

but maybe the right move is

to go over there and explain

our situation, hat in hand,

and maybe they can help us out

with our bagel situation.

I don't think

we're allowed to do that.

Wait a minute.

atmospheric music

That is a great idea.

What do you mean?

What I, what I said?

You said we can't

break protocol.

[Cap] I did say that.

But that is a great idea.

We don't just ask them

for bagels, though.

We make conta Oh, my gosh.

This idea.

Why didn't we think

of this before?

We propose a merger

of NASA and SpaceX!

Hmm. That sounds

pretty complicated.

No, no, no, it's a grassroots,

bottom-up idea.

-This is a good idea.

-[chuckles] It's a good idea,

but they're private,

we're public.

-Yeah.

-We can't just wa

So what? My cable company

and my phone company merged.

Like Blockbuster Video, they

just went from a store thing

to a what-whatever

happened to them.

-They-they changed.

-A chain.

Yeah. Yeah, well,

they-they changed.

-They morphed into something.

-[Rook] That's a great point.

Calberry Cross took Lutheran

United, just scooped them up,

made for a bigger,

better church.

-[chuckles] All right.

-[Cap] NASA.

SpaceX. Boom. Problem solved.

Hmm. I wonder if Billy Goat

is over there

-at the Mars simulator.

-Who's Billy Goat?

He worked under me at JPL.

He was like my protégé.

-[Rook] [gasps] Look at him.

-[Cap] Whoa.

[Skip] That's him right there

in the middle.

-[Cap] With that beard.

-Yeah.

Yeah, he's so cool. He looks

like he's in System of a Down

or 3 Doors Down,

one of those groups.

That is the coolest person

I've ever seen in a lab.

We put this picture up

in the NASA Twitter feed

and everyone went crazy.

They were just like,

"Who's that guy?

No, not her. Him."

And he ended up being

a judge on BattleBots.

Wait, are you telling me

he worked for JPL under you?

Oh, he used to get me coffee.

Come on! He was your peon.

-He'll do whatever you say.

-Yeah.

-[Rook chuckles]

Listen. All right,

here-here's what's happening.

I'm suspending protocol,

officially.

-[chuckles]

-We're gonna make

this merger happen.

[air horn blowing]

bright music

[birds chirping]

-[Skip] Whoa.

-[Rook] What the heck?

"At SpaceX, we value the

emotions of our fellow man.

We would love to have you over

to see our facility,

but we're afraid

that is not a possibility

based on our strict adherence

to a class 100 clean room."

-Oh.

-Ah.

"Please plan on receiving us

at 3 p.m. tomorrow."

"Receiving us"? They-they

want to come over here?

-Yeah.

-All right, looks like

-we got some guests.

-Yeah.

upbeat music

-I could do beef-style stew.

-Yes.

-You're good at that.

-And

-Hey, guys.

-Sorry, I'm dyslexic.

-Hey.

-Caputo on deck.

-Yes, sir.

-You look great, man.

Yeah, I clean up all right

when I make an effort.

We got to razzle-dazzle

these guys.

I never saw that hat before.

You were on the Hancock?

No, I wear this so I look cool.

Come on.

-[both chuckle]

-Were you, were you on--

-Did you serve time on the--

-What are we doing here?

Are we getting ready

for this party or what?

[Cap] All right, so I'll handle

the introduction, okay?

-[Skip] Okay.

-[clears throat]

Hello!

Uh, greetings, Martians.

Welcome to Moonbase 8.

My name is

Commander Robert Caputo.

Oh, hey. Cooper.

Billy, hey.

Hi, I'm Alix.

Uh, these are

my associates.

This is

Professor Scott Sloan.

This is Dr. Michael Henai.

-[laughs] Hey.

-Dr. Henai!

-Good to see you.

-It's been forever.

Thanks for stopping by. Hello.

-[Alix] Hey.

-Hey, uh, Billy.

I-I don't know

if I can tell,

but, u-uh, d-do you

still have the beard?

Ah, man, that was

a long time ago.

Oh, yeah? What kind of beard

did you have? [laughs]

[Skip]

He had a long green beard.

It was so cool-looking and, uh,

I hope you guys get to see

pictures of it someday.

Didn't fit in the helmet.

[laughs] So

Well, we wanted to thank you

so much for inviting us here.

-Welcome.

-Do you guys want to go

get the thing? Uh, and as

a token of our appreciation

for inviting us,

Elon wanted you guys to have

a very special gift.

-[Rook] Oh, look at that!

-[Alix] Yeah.

-[Skip] Thank you.

-[Rook] What the heck is that?

-[Alix] It's the new

Tesla Powerwall.

That's very cool. We have

an air-conditioning system

in place, but I'm sure

we could use that--

[Alix]

No, it's a battery.

It's amazing battery tech.

It'll totally up

your efficiency game.

Ah, wow. It's almost like

we're on the same team already.

[chuckles]

Well, thank you very much.

That's very kind.

-Yeah, of course.

-Without further ado,

let's get started on our tour.

Right through here,

and watch your head.

-We wrote it out.

-Watch your head.

So these are

our sleeping quarters.

Watch your head.

Cap's bunk. Rook's bunk.

-I'm in here.

-[Cap] I call it a pod.

[Rook]

Oh, yeah.

This is graphite.

We've got, uh, internal

self-correcting

temperature controls.

So, sort of warm and cool

at the same time,

so we don't have to futz with

some kind of a little device

or whatever;

it sort of self-regulates.

There's a restroom

right over there.

We used to not have

a shower curtain. Now we do.

-Hooray. And, um

-[soft chuckling]

How thick is our carpet about?

-It's a half a millimeter or so.

-This is just standard stuff.

It's an indoor-outdoor.

-Got a good nap to it.

-[Skip] Yeah.

[Rook] Easy to clean;

we just get one of those

little tiny duster--

what do you call it?

The DustBuster.

-Yeah.

-It's awesome.

-Yeah.

-Just [whirs]

-Right.

-But we told NASA,

we're just like,

"We need good carpet."

-We don't want to--

you know, we're not--

-[Alix] Yeah.

We don't want that,

that balling up to happen.

[Skip] No.

Especially on the Moon.

How does this measure up

to your pods?

-[Alix] It's kind of similar.

-[Cooper] Similar.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Ours is a different color.

-Mm-hmm.

-[Cap] Mm-hmm.

-Yeah.

And it's a little

s-- more spread out.

-Yeah. Yeah.

-Oh.

There's only so many ways

to skin a cat, right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-[chuckling]

Let's show them the rest

of the hab.

-[Skip] Come on.

-Show you where we hang out

and stuff.

[Rook] Yeah, yeah,

you lead this one, Cap.

[Cap]

We got all our movies here.

We got all the best

science-fiction movies.

We got Logan's Run.

We got Silent Running.

We got 2010. Working on 2001.

-Yeah, if you know anybody

-Don't have that yet.

We've got research footage,

too, from previous missions

-that we can access, by year.

-Right.

[Cap] And then,

on Thursday nights,

it's actually our official

movie night, and

Can we invite?

Yeah. You're invited.

-Hang out?

-Yeah.

[Cap] You guys

want to see the kitchen?

[Rook] Oh, yeah,

the kitchen's awesome.

[Cap]

Oh, it's state of the art.

Hey, um, Billy, want to show me

that Powerwall setup?

-Yes. Yes. Yeah.

-Let's go take a look.

-It's good to see you, man.

-You, too. It's been ages.

-I know.

-Crazy.

That should up your efficiency,

like, 40%.

Wow. Thank you so much.

This is great.

Yeah, man, my pleasure.

Wow.

-It's great to see you,

you know?

-[laughs] Yeah.

-You, too, man.

-You're exactly the same.

-Well, except for [laughs]

-Except for that,

but it's just like

no time has passed.

-Oh, man.

-And you're happy?

-Things are good over there?

-It's amazing.

-I mean, how could it not be?

-Yeah.

-You know? [laughs]

-Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, how's, uh,

how's NASA treating you?

It's

-it's okay.

-Oh?

You know, they don't really

use me to my full potential.

They've got us testing out

candy bars.

-[groans]

-Which seems fun on paper,

but then it is just-- I'm like,

"What am I doing here?"

Yeah, I've heard about

the setbacks.

-It-it sucks.

-Yeah.

We have actually been

talking about this idea

where-- and maybe you could

mention this to Elon--

a merger between SpaceX

and NASA.

I mean, can you imagine

the brainpower?

The energy?

Yeah, I mean, I-I-I think

Elon's got, you know,

all the top equipment

and people already.

-You know?

-Oh, he's-- yeah.

-[stammering]

-Yeah.

That is a dumb idea.

Why would he--

-Well, it's not dumb,

but, you know--

-It's dumb.

You know, we're always looking

for top-tier science talent.

I Why don't you

come over to us?

-Me?

-I mean, just you.

[laughs]

Not the other guys.

And you could secure

a position like that for me?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

I mean, look,

NASA was your dad's thing.

Maybe it's time for you

to step into the future.

It's a lot to consider.

And, uh, yeah, I'll

yeah, I'll give it,

I'll give it some thought.

[Rook] This is starting to

heat up over here. It's cooking.

[Cap] Yeah, what do you got?

What do you got?

-You almost done?

-Yeah, this is

the beef-style stew

I was raving about.

-Mm.

-Mmm.

[Cap]

Great.

He's crazy for

that beef-style stew.

Yeah, it stinks,

but it tastes great.

What else?

And I'm gonna serve

some dehydrated pizza pies

with a pepperoni

flavoring.

So you guys are still eating,

uh, dehydrated food?

-Yeah. Space food.

-[Alix chuckles]

Why? What are you guys

eating over there?

Um, well, we just have

different kinds of food.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, um,

mainly a lot

of street food.

Our catering is, um,

is pretty amazing, actually.

So it's like, Wednesday,

we have Vietnamese street food.

Thursday, we got

Thai street food.

We got Sicilian street food.

Well, if you want

street food here,

I'm happy to go out and try

to find a dead pigeon for you

-or something.

-That's good, Cap.

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Street food, our food.

"Oh, this is a porcupine quill?"

[chuckles]

-[snickers] Yeah.

-[Alix] Yeah, we just found

that dehydrated food is actually

very bad for your system,

and that eating

fresh food

actually keeps the mood elevated

and keeps the brain

a lot sharper.

You know, if I have too much

fresh fruit and vegetables,

it goes whoosh!

Just straight through me.

-He's the king of diarrhea.

-[Cap] Yeah.

-Something smells good.

-Hey!

There they are.

Let's eat, guys!

-Mmm.

-Mmm.

-[Billy] Interesting texture.

-Right?

-Yeah.

-Want some more, uh,

powder for your drink?

Uh, I'm okay.

No, thank you.

[Rook]

Oh, sh**t.

Guys, I'm sorry.

I should've done this earlier.

I would like to say

a quick little grace,

and welcome our new guests

to the table here.

Dear Lord, I just

want to thank you

for providing this bounty

for us.

And continue to watch over us

and our new friends.

Rook, you don't

have to do that now.

We can

-We're okay.

-You sure?

-They understand.

-Yeah.

-Wait, so--

-It might not be for everybody.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Sorry to offend,

-if I offended you guys.

-No, no, y-you're religious?

-That's-that's so, um

-Mm-hmm.

cool.

[laughs]

Yeah, it is pretty cool,

actually.

How do you rationalize,

you know,

scientific concepts

such as, you know,

string theory, big bang,

you know, evolution, with

something like Christianity?

Actually, there's this book

by Dr. Peter Tinkleton.

I don't know if you're

familiar with him.

Uh, he's posing this

incredible theory that

when the Lord

talks about days,

they're actually referring

to decades.

-Who cares? You know?

No one gives a sh*t

-Anything's possible.

about any

of that stuff.

I'd like to propose a toast.

-Yeah.

-Cheers to our new neighbors.

-Cheers.

-Here we go.

-Cheers.

-Cheers to you.

And while I have

the floor, um

I got kind of a cool idea

I want to present to you guys.

Um, you've probably heard

that NASA's getting pinched

by old Uncle Sam the miser,

uh, financially.

And so, what I want

to propose to you guys

that, hopefully,

you'll take straight up

back to the top,

is that we do a merger,

where we take NASA

and SpaceX,

and we mix them

together.

And we could call it NASA-X,

or Space NASA, or

if you want to go fun,

we go SNASA.

-Has a ring to it.

-That is awesome, Cap.

-That's an awesome idea.

-[Alix] Yeah, I don't

I don't know. I don't know

if that's feasible.

-Right.

-Yeah.

Yeah, but it-it could

be feasible.

Mm. Yeah, just,

I don't, I don't,

I don't think

it's-it's possible.

[Billy] Uh, Skip actually

mentioned that merger, and

-[Cap] What?

-Yeah, well--

Yeah, we talked about it

a little bit already.

You already talked about

the idea with him?

-Yeah, yeah. We've known

each other a while, so

-Okay.

What did he tell you

about the idea?

-Funding from Elon to--

-No. No.

-[Cap] No, that's not

what I said, Skip. Sorry.

-[Skip] In-in essence.

I'm not after your money, okay?

This is not a holdup.

[chuckles]

It was just, I'm talking about

a-a partnership.

Like, what she said, I-I don't

think it's gonna happen.

They also might not have

the authority to-to do that.

Yes, I'm aware of that.

That's why I said

bring it up to "Alon."

-Elon.

-Anyway, I thought it was

worth considering,

and Skip disagrees.

-I'll note that down

in my notes.

-I-I don't disagree.

Okay, Skip, gotcha.

[chuckles]

Uh, if you're interested in

the Dr. Tinkleton stuff

I was talking about,

there's actually a DVD series

that he put out.

You can check out

the cartoons and stuff.

Yeah.

Okay.

I spoiled the mood.

I get it, all right.

I'm not a dummy.

-[Billy] No, it's okay.

-No, I spoiled the mood.

I lost my temper in a way.

Um, it's fine.

Sorry if I--

You know, I'm sorry.

-No, no.

-If I--

I just

We like you guys.

-[laughs] Okay?

-[Rook] We really do.

[Cap]

We think you're cool.

And hopefully you think

we're pretty cool.

And I just didn't

want you to leave

before I got a chance

to know you, you know?

-So--

-Mm.

What about you, Cooper?

You're just sitting over there

pretty quiet.

W-What's your deal?

Let me guess. Harvard.

Um, Stanford, actually.

-Ah. A good choice.

-Yeah.

-Good choice. Mm-hmm.

-Thank you.

What do they do at Stanford?

You play any sports or--

Um, yeah, I actually

used to run track.

-Ah, track.

-There's that.

A little spring

in your step, huh?

-Yeah, you could say that.

-You think you're pretty fast?

tense music

I did all right.

Won some competitions.

That's good.

Yeah. Well

A real Speedy Gonzales.

[both chuckle weakly]

You think you're faster than me?

I-I don't know--

I wouldn't know.

I know how to find out.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Have a good old-fashioned

footrace right now.

[Cooper]

You want to do that?

-Yeah. Let's suit up.

-You really want to do this?

[Cap]

Let's have a footrace.

-[Skip] No, no, no.

Let's just eat--

-Yeah!

Come on. Go with it,

go with it, go with it.

[Rook] If Cap wants to race,

we're suiting up. Let's go!

[Cap] Okay, we're gonna go

from here to the rover

and back.

This is so stupid.

I don't care who wins.

If I win,

you guys set me up

with a one-on-one

with "Alon" Musk.

-Elon.

-If you win,

I will give you

that NASA rover.

You will take it

home with you.

-Cap, no. Come on.

-No, no, no.

We're doing this for pink slips.

I mean it.

Let's do this.

All right, I want a clean

and fair race. You hear me?

On my mark.

Ready

intense music

set go!

-[glass breaks]

-Oh!

[whooping]

Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Yeah.

All right,

where are those keys at?

Cap, you okay?

Oh, man.

Rook I lost the rover.

I-I don't know what happened.

I just, my feet got caught up

It's all right. Take it easy.

I guess I'll just

lay here for a bit longer,

maybe get some sympathy

out of it.

Maybe it's a do-over?

We can ask.

We can always ask.

Just-just take

a minute, okay?

Just catch

your breath.

Hey, you know what, Cap?

You got a little crack

in your helmet there.

-See that?

-There's a crack in the helmet?

Yeah. See that?

Well, that's a helmet breach.

You're right,

that's a helmet breach.

It's helmet-breach

protocol, then.

Yeah. Initiate

helmet-breach protocol?

You know all the dialogue

and everything, right?

I got it all down pat.

You ready?

-Okay, I'm gonna go into it.

-Okay.

Three, two, one.

Ah, helmet breach!

-We have a helmet breach!

-Helmet breach!

Initiate Protocol 92!

Don't you leave

my body on the Moon.

[Rook] I'm not

losing you, damn it!

[Cap] You listen to me,

you get me off this rock!

Man, they're really going

for the Oscar over there, huh?

[laughs]

[Cooper] All you need is

Stanley Kubrick directing.

[Alix] I know. Don't they know

we're not on the moon?

-[laughter]

-What was that joke?

Oh, I was saying, you know

how a lot of people think

that NASA faked

the Moon landings,

and that Stanley Kubrick

directed it.

All right. Well, you know that

my father pretty much created

the Apollo program.

So you're saying that

he faked that?

-No. Not at all, not at all.

-No, no.

-I'm just saying

-[Alix] They're faking it.

He's like, "Breach! Breach!"

but, like, it's air.

-The air's fine.

-[Cooper] It's oxygen.

[Rook] We need to get him

in the base!

[Cap groaning loudly]

[Rook] Stay with me,

you son of a b*tch.

You know what?

Why don't you go on ahead

and, uh, tell Elon Musk

that I'm gonna rescind

the job offer.

Okay.

I represent the National

Aeronautics and Space Agency.

And I'm gonna follow

my father's footsteps

and continue the mission

for science.

I know that NASA isn't

the fanciest agency,

but, you know, it's got

some integrity to it.

It's my father's NASA.

That's our NASA.

And, uh, Billy,

you should grow the beard back.

That's what made you special.

All right, guys, wait up.

[Cap crying out]

[Rook] I got to stop

the air from getting out!

[Cooper]

We should leave this, right?

[Alix] I mean, it's a piece

of sh*t anyways.

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You know, Cap, uh,

I think that guy

got the jump on you.

Wish we had

an instant replay camera.

[Cap] [scoffs]

Don't you get it?

We did win.

I'm proud of you guys.

You showed up today.

You made this place look like

a dazzling wonder.

Yeah.

And those kids

those kids are sweet.

They're dreamers, right?

They think they're

going to Mars.

Really? Really?

That program's prepared

to go to Mars in their lifetime?

I don't think so. Uh-uh.

Maybe in their grandchildren's

lifetime they're going to Mars,

but those people are not

going to Mars.

Nope.

Us?

We're going to the Moon.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, we are!

We are going to the Moon.

-Yes!

-You get it?

-Yeah.

-You get it?

-And when I get up there

-Yeah, Cap.

I'm gonna look down at them,

and I'm gonna

flip them the bird.

-Hell yeah!

-I'm gonna flip them the bird

so bad,

their heads will spin!

-Heck yeah!

-'Cause we're Moon men!

-Yeah!

-We're going there!

Three cheers for Robert Caputo!

-Hip, hip, hooray!

-[Skip] Hooray!

-Hip, hip, hooray!

Hip, hip, hooray!

-Hooray! Hooray!

Take your boots off before

you go up on the table though.

[Rook] Well, can he just

have his moment here?

-Give me a hand down.

-[Skip] You can go back up,

-just take your boots off.

-Whoa!

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