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01x08 - Bring Down the Scalpel of Justice to the Corrupt Organization!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Headhunted to Another World". Aired: January 6, 2025 – March 24, 2025.*

01x08 - Bring Down the Scalpel of Justice to the Corrupt Organization!

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[birds chirping]

[OVERLORD]

I assume you're aware

that the price of gim

is on the rise, Uchimura?

[UCHIMURA]

Yes.

And since the market survey

the other day,

the issue's only gotten worse.

There's less gim making it

to the market these days

and even when it is stocked

it's priced too high

for the people to afford.

[OVERLORD]

Indeed,

the people are starving.

You will resolve

this issue at once.

Of course, my lord.

[BUTAGALIAN] There seems to be

disturbing movement

running through the guild in

the Demon Overlord's territory.

This is likely due to the guild

controlling the supply.

But why would

they drive up the price?

It's pretty obvious, huh?

Those guys at the guild

are all just dying

to become ridiculously wealthy.

[gasps]

Wait, really?

-I suppose so.

-Hm.

You can leave it to me!

I'll kick their butts

to the moon!

Those b*stards won't know

what hit 'em!

Actually, I, uh.

[OVERLORD]

You may go, Uchimura.

[UCHIMURA]

Oh, yes, sir.

If you'll excuse me.

[OVERLORD]

Now then,

as for you, Ulmandra,

I need you to go to the north.

Huh?

To the north, sir?

[UCHIMURA] What can we actually

do about this?

I guess the first step is to

go meet with the guild master.

[UNDERLING] My lord,

one of the Four Elite Generals

has requested

an audience with you.

What should I reply?

Oh, is that so?

I think I'm in the mood to have

a little fun with this one.

[Neia breathes nervously]

EPISODE 8: BRING DOWN THE

SCALPEL OF JUSTICE

TO THE CORRUPT ORGANIZATION!

[UCHIMURA]

All right then,

-I'm off.

-Yes,

please do be careful, sir.

[SYLPHID] I heard

you're going to the guild,

Overseas Manager.

Huh?

Ms. Sylphid.

Why're you dressed like that?

I told you to call me Belinda

when I'm in disguise.

Forgive me, Ms. Belinda.

I am indeed

heading to the guild,

but it's no concern of yours.

When do you leave?

I'd like to accompany you.

But why?

[SYLPHID]

Haven't you heard?

Recently,

a greedy clan of elves

have taken over

the leadership roles

at the guild.

Yes, that seems to be the case.

You're gonna need someone

with elven blood there

if you want them

to listen to you

and if we're representing

the Demon Army,

I intend to look the part.

Is that right?

Guess the outfit makes sense,

then.



But aren't you fretting

a bit too much?

I'm going to this meeting on

behalf of the Demon Overlord.

Obviously,

they'll take me seriously.

Hmm.

1 HOUR LATER

2 HOURS LATER

Hmm.

3 HOURS LATER

[Sylphid snoring softly]

[sighs]

4 HOURS LATER

They sure do think

highly of us.

Uh, well, you know.

-[door opens]

-[VIPER] Ah,

I heard

you've been waiting forever.

Huh?

I'd forgotten all about this.

I am the guild master,

Viper Lordpent is the name.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, it's fine.

You don't even care

that you made us wait

for four hours.

[gasps]

[SYLPHID]

Also, "guild master?"

Since when do you

own the guild?

Here we go.

Remember me?

I sure wish I could forget you.

Of course I would remember you.

It's been years.

Hey, Big Sis.

Stop it or die.

[UCHIMURA] Big Sis?

They're siblings?

I never thought

I'd see your face again

after you left.

Fate is a peculiar thing, no?

Fate?

I'd call it a curse.

Seeing you makes me

want to throw up.

Shameless House

of Lordpent scum.

[chuckles softly]

Did you really

come all this way

just to chew me out some more?

Hmph.

He has business with you.

[UCHIMURA]

You tag me in now?

Well, um, my name is Uchimura.

One of the Elite Generals.

I came here

to trade for gim today.

If you have

some extra stock of it,

I am in the market.

'Course you are.

The whole country

is running low on it, huh?

We do have

a little bit in stock,

but we have a ton of buyers

already lined up.

If you want the sell

then bow down.

[SYLPHID] What?

[UCHIMURA] What?

That means

forehead to the floor.

Show me some respect

if you mean business.

[SYLPHID]

Why you!

[thud]

[UCHIMURA]

Guild Master,

would you please allow me

to trade with you?

Come on.

[laughs]

Oh, man, I was just kidding!

You went down fast, too!

You wanna talk about trade?

Why would I mind?

Huh?

Fifty thousand G per bag.

That is the current

market price.

[UCHIMURA]

That's a lot.

Hey, you can take it

or leave it.

We need to make money, too.

Oh, yeah,

here's some good advice.

You should never be that quick

to drop to your knees,

you know.

Once you're down,

you're done for.

[footsteps receding]

- [Sylphid grunts]

- [Uchimura gasps]

[fire roars]

Burn it all down.

Elves don't do fire.

I think most living things

don't "do" fire.

Why aren't you mad?

He made you grovel before him

as a joke!

I don't mind.

I'm fine.

It's not a mark

against my true pride.

I'm an elite general.

You've grown a backbone,

I guess.

Thank you, ma'am.

Now please, spill the beans.

I wasn't expecting

the guild master

to be your kid brother.

Yes, well,

I told you I was born into

an elven merchant family.

The House of Lordpent.

It is hard for elves

to bear children.

So, to increase their chances,

the Lordpent Family had

children with demi-humans.

By the way, I'm half fairy,

and my brother, Viper,

is half naga.

All children are

a mix of their parents,

so they take characteristics

from both sides.

As such, some took on a vile

greed for material riches,

which is very uncharacteristic

of elves, you know.

So, what do you think

those fools

in the Lordpent Family did

to increase their fortune?

[fire crackling]

They burned down

the elf village.

And sold the survivors

into sl*very.

They were just gone one day.

Oh, man, that's horrible.

I was so disgusted

I had to leave home.

I hoped

I'd never see them again.

I guess "fate" must've had

a different plan for me, huh?

[grunts]

I'm done.

I won't let family

spread more evil.

It's over.

I understand your feelings.

I wish we'd negotiated

before you picked

a fight though.

Sorry about that.

So, what do we do now?

There's no way you're paying

that much for gim, right?

I'd really rather not.

[NEIA]

Um, please, someone!

[panting]

Mister Uchimura, I beg you.

Please, save me

from the Lordpent Family!

-[gasps]

-[SYLPHID] Hm?

-And you're?

-My name is Neia.

I've been forced

to work for the guild.

You're one

of the elite generals

of the Big Four,

so you should know

how the Lordpent Family

treats us!

Uh.

STARE

Hm.



STARE

[Neia gasps]

[SYLPHID] Why is he staring

at this poor kid like a creep?

So, um, can you please help me?

Oh, my, let me think.

Who'd turn down

such a cute girl?

Of course I'll help you,

Miss Neia!

[NEIA]

Really, thank you so much!

We should go and get you

some better clothing.

So, let's shop for a new dress!

Aww,

are you sure it's okay

for me to wear this?

[UCHIMURA]

Oh, you clean up nicely!

-[Neia giggles]

-It looks very cute on you.

Thank you so much, sir!

I'll cherish it!

[SYLPHID]

Well, who knew?

Uchimura has a lolita complex.

Poor, poor Ulmandra.

Let's circle back.

Can we safely assume

that you will be

a whistleblower for our side?

Yes, of course,

I need to escape

from that horrible place.

[UCHIMURA]

You poor thing.

I'll be sure to save you!

How about you tell us

the whole story?

[grunts]

[birds chirping]

[UCHIMURA]

I see.

So you were taken

from your parents

and then forced to do

manual labor

for the guild master.

[NEIA]

Yes, and I wasn't the only one.

There were a bunch of us

who were forced to work

all day and night

for almost nothing in return.

That's a terrible thing

to hear.

Is there anything else

you feel you need to share?

Hm.

It's said that

there's going to be

a calamity soon

and we won't be

able to buy food.

-[UCHIMURA] What?

-That's what all the people

in town have been

talking about.

But what they don't realize

is the source of those rumors

was Viper Lordpent himself.

You mean to tell me

he's fearmongering

while raising the price of gim?

Uh huh.

On top of that,

the guild has already bought up

most of the farmers' gim.

They're selling it all off

little by little

to make more money.

That sounds exactly

like my bratty brother.

You think anyone else

in the guild

knows what's happening?

The Lordpent Family holds

most of the guild's

leadership positions.

Pretty sure anyone else

that might know

has already been bribed by now.

Let's see.

The guild,

a public entity created

to give merchants a voice,

has been taken hostage

by the Lordpent Family

to serve

their greedy interests.

When an organization

causes harm to the people

it's not right

to look the other way.

They must be stopped.

-[NEIA] So.

-First,

we need real proof.

Even if they are evil,

we can't act

without a good reason.

Don't be dumb, why can't

we just assassinate him?

That is one way to do it.

A violent way.

But we'll fight.

I would like to win this

fair and square.

Viper Lordpent controls

these merchants with money.

That's what's called

a merchant's blade.

So let us

draw our blade as well.

The sword of the Demon Army.

[underling panting]

[UNDERLING]

Guild Master!

Lord Viper!

Will you shut up?!

So loud.

[UNDERLING] We've got trouble!

It's the Demon Army!

[grunts]

[door opens]



My apologies for arriving

unannounced this early.

But this is a critical part

of the Demon Army's job.

Open the books.

Audit time.

[UCHIMURA] We'll find out

if they are breaking any rules,

and if they are,

we'll cut them down with

the blade of righteousness.

That's an audit!

We're being audited

for what now?



Hmm.

[UCHIMURA]

He can't refuse.

The guild is duty bound

to accept it.

We're looking for two things.

The stock of gim

they've been hoarding

and their accounting records.

-[Viper laughs]

-[UCHIMURA] Either one

would serve as proof

of their intended monopoly.

There's no way!

[UCHIMURA] We barged in on them

so they wouldn't have time

to cook the books

but surprisingly.

[sighs]

It's way too early

in the morning for all of this.

Sure, fine, go ahead.

Hm.

Perhaps you'd like

some tea first?

No need. You can take us

straight to the warehouse.

Let me find someone

to show you there.

I can show myself in.

I already know where it is.

[UCHIMURA] A few months ago,

at the cat-sith village,

I found a receipt that showed

they had sold a large amount

of gim to the guild.

I'm certain they're not

the only ones selling.

We need to get the jump on them

to see what's really going on.

They can't hide

all their inventory

at the drop of a hat.

[thud]

We'll still need to

check their account history,

but if there's a hoard

of gim in here, then.

[door unlocks]

It's game over!

[door creaks open]

[gasps]



[shudders]

No way!

There's nothing here?

[VIPER]

Oh, disappointed?

Were you looking

for something specific?

[gasps]

[shudders]

[UCHIMURA]

Those are drag marks.

The gim was here.

They must've moved their stock.

I just can't imagine

why you'd cause

such a big fuss over nothing.

[gasps]

[UCHIMURA] Even though

it's this early,

all the guild leaders are here?

They knew we were coming.

They were ready for us.

Even so, where did

they hide all that gim?

[gasps]

I could've sworn

you mentioned the other day

that you had

a stock of gim on hand?

Oh, well, yes, but I found

a buyer after you left.

So at the moment,

we're all out,

as you can see.

Was this supposed to be a trap?

Whatever you were

planning failed!

How very embarrassing.

[gasps]

[snaps]

[UCHIMURA]

They won this battle.

[UCHIMURA]

He got us good.

And he liked it.

He even had that

snarky look on his face.

Not only did we not find gim,

their records were

almost too perfect.

I couldn't even find proof

of a single bulk purchase.

[SYLPHID] Think they tampered

with the ledgers?

[UCHIMURA] If they redid them

in that much of a rush,

there'd be more mistakes.

Newer paper mixed in,

different ink or even

just sloppy handwriting.

But their account logs

lacked any evidence of that.

[SYLPHID]

Hmm.

[UCHIMURA] It's possible

they prepared a backup ledger.

But when?

I may've just

come up with something.

What if it wasn't the guild,

but instead the Lordpent Family

who made all the trades?

Ah, that would

make so much sense.

Because then the guild

would have nothing to record.

[SYLPHID]

But the producers believe

they're selling

everything to the guild.

It's a huge scam.

Even so,

it's difficult to pursue

unless we can

find the gim itself.

We basically ambushed them,

so where'd they

stash that stock?

Who knows, it just disappeared.

Besides,

isn't there

a more pertinent issue

we should worry about?

[grunts]

How'd they know

about the surprise audit?

It was supposed to be

top-secret,

but there wasn't

a shred of evidence to find.

They were clearly

prepared for us.

[stabbed]

[SYLPHID] We were stabbed

in the back by a traitor.

That's the only way

this could've happened.

And we both know who that is,

right, Uchimura?

[gasps]

[VIPER]

Man,that was classic.

The look on

both of their faces.

They didn't know

that we'd been warned,

so their plan backfired.

It's so rewarding to come out

on top like that, huh?

Isn't it?

It is, Master Viper.

Well, thanks to you,

I was rather

well prepared this time,

so I suppose you might

deserve some praise.

[Neia sighs]

[NEIA] Um, what did you do

with all that gim though?

Huh, did you just dare

to question your master?

I'll rip that tongue out!

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

[VIPER]

Hmm.

[exhales]

[footsteps approaching]

[breathing shakily]

[chuckles softly]

[gasps]

Lighten up, you really

think that of me?

Well, Miss Neia,

I suppose you're one of us.

I'll tell you where it is.

The gims out on a caravan

that's currently

patrolling the frontier.

Why is it there?

[VIPER] We used to work with

horse-drawn carriages

to transport goods.

Having them move around

some gim's no big deal.

[Neia gasps]

It should come back

in two or three days.

Also,

I've got your mom

and dad helping out, too.

[gasps]

[VIPER] They're busy

with their own business,

but they've made time for me.

Now, little Neia,

you'll do your best, right?

Just like your dear old mom

and dad have.

[gasps]

[footsteps approaching]

[NEIA] I lied

when I said I was a sl*ve.

I'm actually a Lordpent myself.

In our family's tree,

mine is on the lowest rung.



[all laughing]

-[door opens]

-[all gasp]

[chuckles softly]

Hand over the girl.

I'm in need of a secretary now.

[breathes shakily]

Forgive me, Neia.

Me too, I'm sorry.

I know.

There's no choice.

We can't refuse

the main house's orders.

[NEIA] But really,

I wish they had stopped him

and given everything up

so we could stay together.



[chuckles]

[NEIA]

The moment I got to his manor

he started beating me everyday.

[Viper grunts]

[Neia groans]

[Viper grunting]

[Viper grunts]

Every time I see you,

I'm reminded of my sister.

You go around acting all prissy

because you think

you're smarter

than everyone else.

[Viper grunts]

[thuds]

[breathing shakily]

[NEIA]

I found out as much as I could

about his sister

in order to not be like her.

She had short hair,

so I prayed every day

that my hair would grow longer.

[NEIA]

Please grow!

[NEIA] It's almost funny

how desperate I was.

Even so,

his hatred of me only grew,

until.

The Demon Army's

up to something.

Spy on them for me.

[gasps]

That Uchimura is

a soft-hearted guy.

Just look pitiful

and I'm sure he'll sympathize

with you immediately.

[NEIA]

I didn't know what would happen

if I refused to spy for him.

The guild master only saw me

as a disposable pawn.

Whatever you need.

[footsteps receding]

[NEIA]

I couldn't see another way out.

[dog barking in distance]

Hmm.

Mama, I need to eat.

I'm sorry but not now.

[UCHIMURA] The townspeople

look beaten down.

Everyone is so hungry.

[sighs]

[grunts]

[dog barking in distance]



[MASTER]

Welcome back.

BAR

DEMON OVERLORDY



[slurps]

[exhales]

[footsteps approaching]

-[plate thuds]

-[MASTER] Here you go.

It'll pair well with the sake.

[UCHIMURA]

Thank you very much.

HIGHBALL

[bites]

Unbelievable.

[gulps]

I wish I could

bottle this aroma.

-Heaven.

-[clank]

[COLLEAGUE 1] I'll never

be able to forgive them!

[UCHIMURA]

That's.

[COLLEAGUE 1]

The higher-ups only see us

as replaceable tools

to use at their disposal.

They abuse

their positions of power,

and they constantly

sexually harass us too.

It's true

but complaining won't solve it.

It's pointless,

we have to change

this company ourselves.

You're right.

If there's a corporate ladder

-we should climb it!

-[both gasp]

-[COLLEAGUE 1] Heck yeah!

-Right!

[UCHIMURA]

The good old days.

They were

some of the most honest,

hard-working colleagues.

I was inspired by them,

too, huh?

-[COLLEAGUE 1] Too low.

-Mm-hmm.

[UCHIMURA]

I wonder where they all are.

[ULMANDRA]

Hey, Uchimura.

Snap out of it!

Oh!

Why are you daydreaming

in the middle of the road?

It's good to see you!

Did you just

get back from up north?

Yep.

Look what I brought back!

[UCHIMURA] That?

Whoa?

A wyvern.

Heard of that before?

Yeah, sure.

I've read about them.

They're flying dragons

that band together

to terrorize villages

and cause chaos, right?

[ULMANDRA] Right!

They were raging up north,

so I was sent

to get rid of them.

I defeated about

thirty of them in total

and I brought one back

for the Demon Overlord!

[UCHIMURA]

So that's what's up.

Wait, wasn't it wyverns that..

[ULMANDRA] Well, I'm glad

it was only thirty of them.

They're extremely destructive.

That said, I might as well have

been fighting baby lizards.

[laughs]

Thirty wyverns at once, huh?

That's it, Ms. Ulmandra!

Oh, wait, what?

You truly inspire

the best ideas. My muse!

Huh?

Geez,

you shouldn't say

stuff like that out loud.

I'm blushing.

Huh?

[UCHIMURA] That's right.

This will make it work!

[tie rustles]

It's that time.

Let's settle this account.

ABAYO / NAOKO KEN

Forces intertwine

coexisting in conflict.

Things such as love and hate.

[grunts]

Light and darkness,

good and evil.

A foul odor

and the taste of umami.