01x07 - Mass Destruction

[bunniefuu]

[Wind howling]

- [thunder crashing]

- [bell tolls]

[Sentinels screeching]

[dark music plays]

[Ridley]

Science holding strong, sir!

Math

[Dramatic music plays]

- Dr. Chambers!

- [Chambers gasps]

[stammering]

Oh, no-- I'm not

[Whispers] Is this guy important?

[Creaking sound]

[yelps]

[suspenseful music plays]

[whimpering]

[Ridley] Chambers!

- [Chambers stammers]

- [Ridley] Find 48!

[Chambers] Right, so

[Chuckles nervously]

This a doctor-specific thing?

Cause I'm on it!

- [Thunder crashing]

- [bell tolls]

- [panting]

- [whimpering]

[thunder rumbling]

- [Sentinels screeching]

- [Chambers yelping]

[tense electronic music plays]

[music continues]

[panting]

- [indistinct chatter]

- [consoles chirping]

[Ridley] Chambers! Get over here!

[Chambers] Y-Yep, um

So, I

Couldn't find 48.

[Ridley] Whatever!

[Chambers] R-Right.

Uh

Here I

Come

[Soft eerie vocalizing echoing]

- [Ridley shrieks]

- [Chambers hollers]

[Ridley screams]

[dark music plays]

[Chambers gasps, grunts]

[yelps, panting]

[Solver]

Thanks for the new host

Intern.

MacGuffin.

[Upbeat nightcore music playing

through headphones]

[thunder rumbling]

[Heart slurps]

[mysterious music plays]

[upbeat music swells, fades]

[both yelp, holler]

[coughing, panting]

[grunting] U*i!

Help! Use your Solver!

[Tessa]

N, watch it!

- [Panting]

- [whimpering]

I don't think I sh-should.

I'm sorry, N.

Oh, no, no. It's okay.

U*i, I I am so sorry

[Tessa] Enough, N.

We'll save V after we finish here.

[Sweetly] U*i, let's have you

sit this one out, eh?

Box over there.

Robots like boxes, right?

- What? No, I --

- [Tessa] N.

U*i, there, um

Might be some stuff down here

that you don't want to see.

Oh, what the hell is going on?

Nothing!

We don't know everything yet, but

We're not gonna hurt you.

Okay?

Hurt me?

[Electricity zapping]

[all gasp, whimper]

[grunts]

[wind howling]

And you won't tell me why

we're wandering around 'cause--?

I'm a good friend,

and secrets are blackmail.

- And it's not about football.

- Okay.

Does your secret friend want

to know about football, or?

- [Ominous rumbling]

- [car alarms wailing]

- [both wailing, hollering]

- Whoa, whoa!

- [Both yelp]

- [car alarms wind down]

So, is that related

to the thing you're looking fo--

No.

[Laughs] Yeah, yeah. No, it is.

- [Eerie rumbling]

- [rocks clattering]

[gasping, grunting]

[strains]

U*i!

U*i! [voice echoing]

[sighs] I deserve this,

I deserve this, I deserve this.

[V giggles]

[sinister music plays]

[shrieks]

[panting]

[suspenseful music plays]

[V] I missed you, N.

T-Thank you,

mine shaft trauma ghost.

I can hear you fine from there.

[V] You know,

you're one of the main reasons

[Voice glitching] I wanted your team

to retain your personalities.

You always surprised me.

Huh? [grunts]

- [panting]

- [Solver] Loved doing anything.

- [Ominous rumbling]

- [rain pattering]

[distant robots screaming]

[sinister music plays]

[man shrieking]

- [crunch]

- [shrieking stops]

[gasps, panting]

Thanks for clearing the way

on this planet, too.

Let's eat.

[Shrieking]

- [deep rumbling]

- [rocks clattering]

[exclaims softly]

[door creaks]

- [wind rushing]

- [electricity crackles]

[upbeat nightcore music playing

over headphones]

[music stops]

[plushie squeaks]

[ominous music plays]

[button taps]

[wailing]

[shrieks]

[whimpering]

[yelps]

[Heart] Hup!

[Wails]

[Heart] Why is Cyn after

her own m*rder-pet?

- You stupid or something?

- Oh, yeah.

[Heart] Cool by me, then.

- Drive.

- [Approaching screeching]

- [screams]

- [wailing]

[yelping, panting]

[Heart] Hey, you look familiar.

Watch the road.

You got wings?

- Um, I guess--

- [Heart] Focus!

- Left!

- [Wails]

[Heart] Think you can get

this cross to the surface?

I'm lookin' for a hunk named Khan.

U*i's dad?

What [grunts]

[Solver shrieking, roaring]

[screeching fades]

[Heart] How do you know my daughter?

- So, how do we--

- Punch.

Can't her hands be g*ns?

Kick, also.

[Chuckles evilly] Yeah.

- [Hollers]

- [both grunt]

[tense music plays]

[camera shutter snaps]

Part 2A, check the perimeter.

M-Mr. Doorman, sir?

Bad crowd, those m*rder Drones.

Destroying ways off the planet

My wife

My daughter having interests

beyond cannibalism and

"Nightcore."

- [ominous rumbling]

- [both wailing]

[both grunt]

It's the end times! [chuckles]

If my wife's closet is right,

the planet's gonna try to eat us soon.

[Adventurous music plays]

- [key taps]

- [timer beeping]

[device beeps]

[speaking Russian]

[Tessa] Hmm.

Not sure what you mean

[Speaking Russian]

[Tessa] So, that's what

they were doing down here, huh?

Crucifix-lookin' thing?

[Speaking Russian]

[Tessa] Had my suspicions.

- But they kept cutting my feed.

- [Grunts]

[Tessa]

Patch to save yourself, huh?

[Speaking Russian]

[Tessa] Hmm.

Not sure it needs you, buddy.

[Distant muffled screech]

[approaching screeching]

[screeching continues]

- [screeching stops]

- [panting]

[light tapping]

- [rapid tapping]

- [approaching screeching]

[distorted screeching]

[Solver] Thanks for the new host, intern.

MacGuffin.

[Voice glitching] O-O-Ow.

What in the science

[Voice glitching]

[deep rumbling]

[alarms blaring]

[Heart] Then, the planet kinda

half-imploded anyway.

The humans all

[Mimicking slicing]

[gagging]

Woke up on the surface,

brain scrambled enough to have a kid,

and the rest is dumb, stupid history.

Stop that.

Now, the Solver's found its way back

to finish the job.

Who's its host?

Um like, U*i?

- And a red-eyed, uh--

- Yeva's kid. I know, dummy.

Which one was just trying to eat us?

[Static hissing]

[whimpers]

[sinister music plays]

[thunder rumbling]

[panting]

[Tessa] Yikes.

Someone's been busy.

[Heart] Just hurry, stupid.

O-Of course!

U*i's gonna freak out when I tell h--

- [Gags]

[Heart] Tell her I'm alive, you die.

Sorry, ma'am.

I won't keep secrets

from U*i anymore

Even if you say it might hurt her.

[Screams, grunts]

[Heart] Nuance alert, ma'am.

I caused every horror in her life.

Destroyed the planet,

got you things sicced here--

Gave her ungodly eldritch genetics!

- Blagh!

- [Heart] No time.

Promise.

[Muffled, indistinct speech]

I promise.

To wait until you're ready

to tell her yourself?

[Heart] Ugh.

Bite me.

[Panting, stammering]

Tessa, I didn't --

Sh-- She just --

Wait!

Something else did this to Doll!

You-- You have to believe

[Tessa] No worries.

Makes my job easier.

Thought there'd be more

of you silver freaks anyway.

[Whimpering]

[N] You knew about the patch,

yes or no?

One chance.

[Tessa] Cute.

You know why I keep you around, N--

[Suspenseful music plays]

[thunder rumbles]

[panting]

[U*i panting]

Hey, buddy.

Yeah, that should help.

All I know is, I need you

To figure things out

Together.

- [Winces]

- [Solver giggling]

[giggles] That's really sweet,

big brother.

[Giggles]

Too bad you've served your purpose.

Don't worry.

Your backups will forgive me.

Nori?

You're dead.

[Heart] You're frickin' grounded.

[Solver] Angry.

[Suspenseful music plays]

[suspenseful music continues]

[squeaks]

[laughing]

[Heart grunting]

[grunts] Nori!

I should mention, U*i and I, uh

- [Solver] What?

- [Heart] U*i Doorman.

Those things k*lled

your frickin' mother!

[Solver, voice glitching]

Ow! I'm not --

[U*i] Hey, lady!

You don't frickin' own me!

Ha-- [screams]

[grunts, hollers]

- U*i!

- What?!

We did not discuss being gross and

- [Shrieking]

- That was your mom!

- What?!

- Wait, no!

[Both shrieking]

[zipper whirs]

[wet squelching, crunching]

[squelching]

[Solver slurps]

[laughs] Oh, yes.

Get snuck-up on.

[Voice glitching] Neck bite.

[Grunts]

- [Solver] Stab.

- [Shrieks, whimpers]

It's been fun.

And, also, that's sarcasm.

Honestly, I'm starving.

[Alarms blaring]

- Ride's good to go, boss.

- [Car alarm beeps]

Just say

[Approaching engine rumbling]

[grunts]

Who are you idiots?

[Grunting, whimpering]

[grunts]

[grunts] Hey.

Thanks for, like

- Everything.

- U*i, don't you dare!

[Grunts softly]

[hard objects pinging softly]