01x03 - The Promening

[bunniefuu]

[Wind whooshing]

[suspenseful music plays]

[whimpering and panting]

[crackling]

[music stops]

[electricity crackles]

[tense music playing]

[screams]

[squelch]

[mysterious music plays]

[bug warbles]

[squelch]

[speaking Russian]

[bugs chittering softly]

What are you things?

[Interface dinging softly]

[dinging stops]

[melancholic music plays]

[hisses through teeth]

[groaning]

[muffled groaning]

[groaning]

- Yeah, meeting Brad in an hour.

- [Grunts]

Can you imagine going to prom alone?

Hah. I'd be all like,

"I don't deserve happiness."

[sighs]

[suspenseful music playing]

[cackling]

[music and cackling stops]

[suspenseful music playing]

[sighs]

[whistling]

[yelps]

[tense musical sting]

My crazed ramblings!

Stay out of my frickin' room!

Personal space for very

alarming coping mechanisms

isn't covered under a

"Non-optional family support structure."

I'm sorry for being vulnerable

for five seconds, okay!

You were never there for me.

If you wanna help now, stay distant.

[Sighs] I'm going to talk to N.

W-Whaaaat is this?

Prom dress, child's small.

You're grounded from seeing those

bad-influencey m*rder Drones.

- Uh

- But I talked to your teacher

to find you classmates

to go with tonight!

Uh?

Sup, freak.

Prepare to be popular.

I'm chaperoning!

[Shrieking]

[N sighs]

I do want to be dapper

[Groans] But, no!

[Sighs] That's why

you had me find these?

We can't interact with

the workers anymore, V.

[Gasps]

[sighs] We're too dangerous.

Uh, exactly.

We show up fabulous,

the sad purple one lets us in,

cause she has no friends,

we k*ll everyone,

and pop her little head off.

I'm not freeing you for prom m*rder, V.

J went holo-spooky-snake-crab,

and we maybe grew up in a haunted mansion!

Aren't you worried we have no idea

what we even are?!

[Tense music plays]

Promise me you and that purple thing

will stop prying into that stuff?

If you free me now,

I promise we'll only k*ll

what we need to survive.

Just you and me, N.

Ugh.

- Doll, do you ever clean?

- [Bug squeals]

[speaking Russian]

[bug whines]

[soft metallic chittering]

[soft squelching]

Hey, so, thanks for having me,

but now that my dad thinks I'm here,

I'm actually gonna--

You're hilarious. She's hilarious.

You should get ready.

You're gonna look so cute,

in a brave way.

[Ominous music playing]

[speaking Russian]

[hisses through teeth]

Ooh

Uh

V, if you're hiding something,

we can figure it out together.

Even if we each only have pieces.

Please, what do you kno--

[Head clatters]

What's best for you.

Even if you hate me for it.

[Hair rustling]

- [interface chirps]

- [yelps]

[grumbles] Easy, robo-satan.

Not this mirror.

You-- [splutters]

Shhhhh!

[Lizzy] Dude, no one will

notice she's missing.

Just do your thing, and I'll let in V.

We'll see you there.

What the f--

[Liquid drips]

[dark music plays]

[gasps]

[hollers, panting]

Oh, no! Oh-no-oh-no!

No! No time!

[Whispers]

Dapper N.

[U*i whimpering]

[dark music playing]

[footsteps approaching]

[speaking Russian]

[wind whooshing]

[panting]

[grunts]

N?!

U*i?

- Why are--

- You look--

- How did--

- I, uh--

- I think something bad--

- I could help,

but you probably don't want me.

No, I could use the help

[Laughs awkwardly]

of you

Being there

[Pensive music playing]

with me.

Dapper buddies.

[AJ Dispirito: "Get Prommed:3"

playing over speakers ♪]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[Lizzy] Okay, listen up, nerds.

We're doing this a little early,

but since the entire prom court

mysteriously disappeared,

your queen by forfeit is, uh this.

- [All gasp]

- [all screaming]

Oh, we're gonna die!

[V cackles]

[Lizzy] Easy, judgy-bots.

V's my friend.

She's done with the m*rder,

or whatever.

We've been hanging.

Yes, best friends.

So easily manipulated.

[Cackling]

"Prom queen?"

[groans]

[tense music rising]

[chuckles]

So, forgive and forget,

or I'll get my dad

to dock your frickin' grades!

And you can't sit with us, Rebecca!

Fine! I forgive her.

- Settle.

- She's kinda cute, though.

[Indistinct chatter and applause]

Clap harder, losers!

[Cheers and applause]

Your dress is really cute.

- I, uh

- [All chanting] Speech, speech!

[Grunts]

Not the doors.

Can k*ll everyone after?

It's not vain.

It's extra sinister.

[Laughs]

[audience cheering]

[clears throat]

Uh

[N] Ha-ha-ha!

Unhand them, you fie-eeeeeend?

I'm confused.

[Lizzy] On second thought,

you're way hotter than Doll.

Run, idiot!

[All screaming]

- [muffled screaming]

- [high-pitched ringing]

[speaking Russian]

[screaming continues]

[grunts]

[V giggling]

[speaking Russian]

[gags and growls]

[dramatic music playing]

[yells]

- Holy crap, what is she doing?

- This isn't what I expected at all.

I guess we should, uh

[Groans]

- Hah!

- [Grunts]

- [all shouting]

- [Khan grunting]

[speaking Russian]

Bite me!

Whoever started this wants us to fight.

I'm not dealing with anything well,

but I'm done dealing

with everything alone.

We move forward together,

or not at all.

[Speaking Russian]

[grunts]

- [blade whooshing]

- [N grunts]

[U*i groans]

[coughs]

[squelch]

[sighs and cackles]

[system beeping]

[muffled music continues]

- Is this--

- Mine!

- Eww, you look like garbage.

- [V muffled] You frickin' traitor.

As if you weren't using me

to try and k*ll everyone, Ms. Petty.

Where does this freaking go?

Thank you, Lizzy!

[Both] Shut up, loser.

[Music slows, intensifies]

[exclaims and grunts]

[cackles and groans]

[yelps]

[grunts]

Ugh, quit saving me!

[Yelps] Agh!

[Muffled music continues]

Seriously, don't do that again.

U*i

- [Shrieks] Okay, your turn!

- Gah!

[Shouts]

[grunts]

[groaning]

[g*nsh*t]

V, we needed her for answers!

What? She's fine. U-Uh

A little tuckered out.

V did that on purpose!

She's hiding mystery stuff

and being over-dramatic about it!

- N! You suck!

- [Groans]

[U*i] You!

Lucky for you, we're not done yet.

- [Door panel beeps]

- [door hisses]

[footsteps clanking]

[light switch clicks]

- Uh, oh.

- [Chuckles] Nice.

[Suspenseful music plays]

[metal clanking]

Ugh. Self-respect.

Why would a worker drone

Was she eating them?

[Oil squelching]

[high-pitched ringing]

[N hisses through teeth]

I think we found her folks.

- Literally didn't even taste that good.

- V, you kinda suck.

[Giggles] Yeah, I'm not doing okay.

[Sinister music plays]

[speaking Russian]

- [all gasp]

- [g*nsh*t]

[interface whirs, chirps]

[speaking Russian]

[b*llet pings]

[speaking Russian]

What?

[Speaking Russian]

What? Oh, don't you dare!

Ugh, I hate it here!

Ah, that's where I left my excuse

to be outside right now.

[Yelps]

[sinister music playing]

[air rushing]

[engines roaring]

[classical music playing]

[squelch]

[interface alarm chiming]

[Tessa] Righteo.

Work to do.

Eh, J?

Maintenance work.

[Alarm beeps]

[dramatic music playing]