01x03 - Black and Yellow

[bunniefuu]

Previously

on Overcompensating

Are you and your brother close?

We were. Yeah. Um But

he's not here anymore.

It's not my fault that you don't

have other friends. Mimi doesn't count.

- Why did you wanna hang out?

- You are so fun to be around.

And this is the highlight

of my college experience.

What about that freshman you

showed me? You gonna f*ck her?

- Hi.

- Hi.

I was busy thinking

'bout boys boys ♪

Hi.

Hi.

Watching The Godfather?

Yeah. I-I f*cking love it.

I've never actually seen it.

- Me neither.

- Really?

I can't recommend it less.

Okay, so what's your

actual favorite film?

- Jennifer's Body.

- No! Stop. I love that movie.

You're f*cking with me.

"I go both ways."

It's the best line in the movie.

- Remember?

- Oh, my God. Yeah.

- She would k*ll anybody.

- Megan Fox, so good.

- So good.

- Yeah.

Oh. Uh, you dropped

this outside of Rockbar.

Oh, my ID. Yeah. Um

We should chill.

Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

Sometime.

At some point.

Cool.

We should f*cking chill.

Um, for sure.

Night, Benny.

Night.

I was busy thinking

'bout boys boys, boys ♪

I was busy dreamin'

'bout boys boys ♪

- Hey. Wanna hang?

- Okay.

Hey. Free

now? Dining hall?

Sorry. Plans.

Hey. Wanna hang?

Boys ♪

Guess who.

I feel like I need

a key.

I was busy dreamin'

'bout boys boys, boys ♪

Head is spinnin'

thinkin' 'bout boys ♪

You got mail, Benny.

Oh, my God.

Thanks, Trey.

Awesome.

Benny Scanlon,

you have been tapped to join

the Flesh & Gold society.

We are watching.

Oh, my God.

Michael, I can't believe

it's been a year since you've been gone.

Where'd you go? I miss you so

Michael,

I know you'd be proud

of the man I've become

since you left us.

Rest easy, stud!

Michael,

big bro

Michael! You are dead.

Hey.

- Hi. I'm so glad you're here.

- What's going on?

Anything exciting happen today?

Um, no, nothing exciting.

- Didn't get anything?

- No.

So nothing nothing happening

today? No surprises, or

- No.

- Nothing out of the ordinary?

- Just Okay.

- Not No.

Mikey, man! I stopped

gambling online! John 16:22.

Um, no. Nothing exciting.

Oh. Okay.

Um, I was gonna go to the dining hall

before the tailgate, if you wanna join.

I'm not really hungry.

It's Chicken Tender Saturday.

We-We've never missed one.

And is that good or so sad?

Both. Um, we should go.

Continue the streak.

I can't. Um, I just

have a lot of stuff.

Hang later?

Yeah. Def.

Enjoy.

Benny. What,

no Carmen today?

Um, no, not today.

Well, you tell her to watch it.

I've been known to break

up a power couple or two.

Oh.

- Ciao.

- Thanks.

Uh-oh. No girlfriend today?

Oh. Not today.

f*ck 'em all.

Is he eating alone?

Wait.

That's so embarrassing.

Did she dump him?

I hear

he couldn't get hard.

He eats like a girl.

I never noticed until just now.

No Carmen.

Maybe I got you all wrong.

f*ck 'em all.

Now that he's alone,

- doesn't he look kind of ga

- Benny.

Miles. Um, hey.

Uh, do you mind if I sit down?

Uh, cool. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. You got a letter?

Oh, sh*t. You got one?

I just thought that they asked me

because my stepbrother was in it,

so it's like a legacy thing.

- Oh.

- Was your sister in it?

No. I feel like she would have made

sure I knew if she was.

Actually, the ID that you had. That

guy's, like, one of the heads of it.

- Peter?

- Yeah. Him.

- Oh.

- Did Carmen get one?

No. No, she didn't.

Guess you're just kind

of stuck with me then.

Get a room, queens.

- Oh. Um, I have to go. But, um, yeah.

- Oh. Uh

Well, are you gonna be at the Black

and Yellow tailgate thing today?

Yeah. Oh, my Yeah. Yeah.

Um, I'll see you there.

See ya, Benny.

Imagine

eating alone.

So embarrassing.

Oh, sh*t. There he is.

You like the little pressie you

got under your door this morning?

Yeah. I'm so excited.

You are so lucky

you're my brother.

Oh, you're in it too?

She isn't. But she is with

the future Keeper, so

The future what?

Keeper.

It's like president

of Flesh & Gold.

Former Keeper's coming to town

for the Black and Yellow tailgate.

We tap freshmen to join, and then

a new Keeper is chosen to run rush.

That's me after today,

baby.

Well, if you're the new Keeper,

then can you just let me join?

Babe, don't make me the bad guy.

You know you can only

join freshman year.

And back then, you were still hanging with

Mimi and the radio freaks, weren't you?

But not anymore.

I finished your paper.

That's my girl.

Okay. Uh, would it be possible

to get Carmen a letter?

Oh, so you already got a

letter you didn't earn,

- and now you want a plus-one?

- Yeah.

We already chose the

standout freshmen on campus.

So the tailgate's kinda the last

chance to impress F&G and get a letter.

Great. So if someone stands out at

the tailgate, they get a letter?

- Yeah, that's what I just said.

- That's what he just said.

- Okay.

- But it's late in the game.

So your girl, she's really

gonna have to f*cking tear.

Cool. Thanks, Pete.

Hey. Where's my hug?

Oh. Um

- Come on.

- Yeah, Pete. Oh Oh. Yeah.

Big day. Big day.

Ooh. He's cute.

That's my brother.

Sucks that he's dead. Boo.

I don't He shouldn't be dead.

Yeah.

Those posts are doing really

well though. Should I post one?

Do you want me to, as a friend?

'Cause I will. I didn't know him.

- I like your outfits.

- Thank you.

I really want to get photographed

today by Candid Campus Couture.

- By who?

- Campus Couture.

Did you grow up under a rock? Like

you really crack me up.

Okay. Campus Couture.

So today at the tailgate, there's going

to be a photographer for the school paper,

snapping pics of all

the best outfits.

I have to be one or

I'm gonna k*ll myself.

No. Not like your brother. You're

not gonna lose anyone else.

No, he didn't, um Why?

It's, like, an honor.

Also, like, I don't know.

When I was in high school, my f*cking

mom was transferred to so many bases

that I moved four times.

I didn't get the chance to

win, like, Best Dressed,

which, like, is not

a big deal at all.

Obviously, I don't care

about high school awards.

Like, the girl who did win, Jessica,

she didn't move once K through 12.

So she has 12 years to

create a fashion journey.

I'm supposed to catch up in a semester

and a half? Like, it's mission impossible.

She would come in with a cute outfit

and I'd be like, "Cute dress, Jessica."

And then she'd turn

around, turtle backpack.

Hey, girl. What story

are you trying to tell?

Anyways. I'm just, like, very

excited for, like, a fresh start

so, like, I can make

the impact I need to.

Make impact. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Also, if you're photographed

for Candid Campus Couture,

oftentimes you're short-listed

for the fall fashion editorial.

Well, I think whichever one

of these you pick, you're

b*tch, I'm gonna

wear all these today.

I think I should start with the red one.

But then also I want to showstop later.

I feel like when people are wasted,

I wanna really wake 'em up, you know?

- Hey. Okay, tailgate.

- But, like, I don't know

We're leaving in

five. We ready to go?

I actually needed

you for something.

Absolutely. After the

tailgate.

- I don't know if I'm up for that today.

- We have to go!

- Oh.

- I'm so Sorry. Um

Um, can I just wear this?

- Um

- I think she's joking.

Oh, okay.

Are you still mad that I can't

get you into Flesh & Gold?

Yeah. It's fine. I get it.

Good. Because you are the

future Keeper's girlfriend,

so it's kinda like you're in it.

Totally.

And aren't you so happy

you don't have to hang out

with the Mimis of the world

anymore?

Oops. Sorry.

- You should be careful.

- Yeah.

All right. I'm gonna go

hang out with the F&G alum.

And then I'll see

you at the tailgate?

- Yeah. Perfect.

- Awesome.

Sorry, girl! Just

saw this! Meet at tailgate?

OMG, a text

back! LOL, JK.

Ha ha!

Tailgate, yeah!

It's, uh, my last

Black and Yellow day,

so I kinda want it just to be,

like, the best day of my life.

- You know what I mean?

- I want that too.

Great. See you there!

Awesome. Thanks for

understanding, babe.

Of course.

Cool. So, uh, what are

you gonna get up to?

I'm just gonna go get a blowout,

and then I'll meet you there.

Cool. I don't know what that is.

A-ba-ba-ba-ba!

Mwah!

- See you, babe.

- Bye.

Yeah

you know what it is ♪

f*ck!

Everything I

do I do it big ♪

Yeah, uh-huh screamin',

"that's nothin'" ♪

When I pulled off the

lot that's stuntin' ♪

Reppin' my town when you

see me, you know everything ♪

Black and yellow, black and yellow

black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

I put it down from the

whip to my diamonds, I'm in ♪

Black and yellow, black and yellow

black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

Black stripe yellow paint ♪

Them n*gg*s scared of

it but them hoes ain't ♪

Soon as I hit the club

look at them hoes' face ♪

Hit the pedal once

make the floor shake ♪

Suede inside my

engine roarin' ♪

It's the big boy You

know what, I paid for it ♪

- Yo, Benny!

- Hey.

- Yo, my guy.

- Oh. What's good, man?

- Hey.

- What's going on?

Guys, isn't this

f*cking paradise?

Gnarly, radical on

the block I'm magical ♪

See me at your college campus

baggie full of Adderall ♪

Yeah, paradise.

Yo.

Pot brownies, m*therf*cker!

Take, take, take. Benny?

Oh. I'm good, f*ck.

You sure?

I I'm already twacked, so I'm,

like I'm spinning out.

What? What the f

- Yo, that's her third brownie. Yo!

- This girl's f*cking crazy, bro.

My brother and his friends, they made

me make them pot brownies all the time.

I have, like, crazy tolerance.

- Dude! Yo!

- What the f*ck?

Isn't she f*cking crazy? What?

To the face!

Yeah.

All right. Well, um, we'll

definitely catch you guys later.

But I'll have one, yeah, later.

I'll hold you to it, B.

Yo, it'd be my honor to break

your edible cherry, man.

No h*m*, though.

No h*m* taken.

Take care, guys.

No h*m* take What is going

on? You're not f*cked up.

I've never had an edible before.

You've never had an edible?

- They used to drug test athletes.

- Oh?

And I don't know, I feel like

I'd say something stupid.

Like what?

I'm a h*m*.

I don't know.

And my dad was super strict. He

would've, like, cried, so Let's go.

And we stunting like

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis ♪

Fendi Fendi, Prada ♪

Them basic b*tches wear that

sh*t so I don't even bother ♪

Pete, baby! I need

to take a sh*t.

Oh, f*ck, Pete. Yo, what's up,

baby? Oh, sh*t, spit on that thing.

Boom! You all ready to titty-f*ck

this tailgate, nasty style? Ooh!

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t. Charlie!

The legend returneth.

f*cking first ballot Hall of

Famer. Pete, just the man.

- f*ck yeah, man.

- I need a drink.

Oh, sh*t. I got you.

Right here, right here.

- Right here, player.

- Right here.

Dude, it's been

a f*cking minute.

How you doing, man?

Yo, how's the city?

- f*cking t*ts, bro.

- Oh.

I'm thinking about what we're

gonna do for SantaCon this year.

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

You got some time.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no. It sneaks up on you.

Listen, f*cking promise me one thing

right now, on your f*cking life.

Do not waste this year. Because

this is f*cking paradise.

Hey, so, um, I

was gonna ask you.

How's, uh How's it looking

at Hawksworth Financial?

f*cking

great. We're crushing it.

Although I've

been meaning to tell you this.

It's not

looking so good on your end.

What-What do

What do you mean?

Well, uh, you don't

really have the grades

or the

family in the building.

I know you, right?

And this is family.

- f*ck, yeah. f*ck, yeah.

- This is family.

Here. But there, I mean, we're

talking, like, real family.

Like, islands and Big Pharma

lawsuits kinda sh*t. You get it.

Yeah, yeah. I, uh

Sure, yeah. But I'm

still Keeper, right?

Keeper? For you?

Keepers are, like

They come from something, they-they

go on to something, right?

Best of the best, crème

de la crème, like

You're a mid-level analyst

at Hawksworth Financial,

not the f*cking

president, Charlie.

And you're a college senior

from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

with no prospects, and you can't

even grow a full f*cking beard.

Guess no matter how much we try to

pretend to be something that we are not,

does not mean we are

that thing, right?

f*ck, man. I'm sorry.

I'm a little coked out.

All right. Listen, hey.

Take that, erase it.

Remember this. You ready?

You ready? Enjoy the day.

- Mimi.

- Graceface!

- Love the new piercing.

- Got it my last day abroad.

God, it felt so good to be

in a totally foreign place.

You would have loved Montreal.

And, oh, my God,

huge Twihard culture.

You're still into

Twilight, right?

It's been a while.

For sure.

Oh, and the music scene

out there is so good.

I found so many new

artists for the show.

And there are so many

female producers out there.

It's kind of a revolution.

It's feral, Grace.

Oh.

Do you want to come back and

do the radio show sometime?

I can't.

Just really, you know, busy and stuff,

so I-I don't think I would have time.

Well, Peter's ego is a full-time job,

but the benefits are good.

Well, I have the 2:00 to 4:00 a.m.

spot every other Tuesday, if you're up.

There is always a seat

with your name on it.

f*ck, can we get fries?

I haven't had them without

poutine in, like, seven months.

Okay.

What? Oh. Hailee Marie Matthews.

Also known as "Hmm."

Zara. Queen collection.

How much longer do

you want to stay?

Um

Oh. Hey, broskis.

What's up, you guys?

Um, hey. We were just about to

play King's Cup. Are you guys down?

- Uh

- Yes! Oh, my God, so down.

That game is sick.

Why drink when you can

drink competitively?

Carmen always says that.

- I do?

- Yeah. That's Carmen.

So you obviously

know the rules then?

Obviously.

Um, but maybe just

a refresher for everybody.

Uh, yeah. Uh, the

goal is to just drink.

So, if you pull an

ace, it's a waterfall.

You start drinking at the same

time as the person to your left.

Two is you, so you don't drink, but you

give two drinks to, like, another person.

Three is me, so I would drink.

Four is four wh*re, so four

Every fourth person takes

So six is dicks.

Seven is heaven, so

you point to the sky.

Eight is mate. This one also

is kind of, like, confusing.

So, there's there's five

kings if you play with the joker.

'Cause the joker kind

of acts as, like

Hey, king. Pissed I never got

to meet you IRL. Have fun up there!

so each person Whoever

starts has to start with vroom.

- So vroom is

- I'm so sorry. I wasn't listening.

Um, can you explain

the game again?

So disrespectful.

We'll be right back.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

What-What are you doing?

You let that guy monologue at my

human face for like ten minutes.

You're acting insane.

I got a letter from this

secret club on campus, okay?

And I really want you to get one too so

we can keep hanging out all the time.

And I wasn't trying to

freak you out today,

but this tailgate is the last

chance for them to notice you.

And they have to

notice you, because

I don't think I can do

this without you, okay?

I need you, Carmen. So bad.

Let's do this.

Okay.

Well, we can't do that. That

was like World of Warcraft.

Horrible, horrible.

Um, can you do that?

You know my brother was second

best in Jersey at Edward 40 Hands?

Who was the first?

Let's f*cking go.

Oh, no. I know that's not Mimi.

Whoa. Nice bullring. So cute.

Aw, thanks, Pete,

'cause my septum piercing is really

meant to stimulate the male gaze.

Baby, why are you so drunk?

Why the f*ck do you

still hang out with her?

- I thought we talked about this.

- Let's go home, okay?

No, I'm not f*cking

going anywhere.

- You don't have to babysit him.

- Mimi, she's not a d*ke. Don't bother.

I'm sorry.

I should probably go help him.

I miss you, Grace.

f*ck, don't you miss you?

Well, poutine's

ruined American fries for me.

Maybe you can't go back home.

Hey, girlie. Quick shot

for Candid Campus Couture?

- Not too candid.

- Slay.

Are you f*cking ready for the

legendary f*cking Edward 40 Hands?

One, two, three, drink!

Everything I

do I do it big ♪

Yeah, uh-huh screamin',

"that's nothin'" ♪

When I pulled off the

lot that's stuntin' ♪

Reppin' my town when you

see me, you know everything ♪

Black and yellow, black and yellow

black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

I put it down from the

whip to my diamonds, I'm in ♪

Black and yellow, black and yellow

black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

You see that sh*t, Michael? Yes!

Michael?

Carmen!

Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen!

Bullshit.

- Oh. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

- Oh.

Got you, okay? It's okay.

Grace, it's not

It's not okay.

Hawksworth said no.

What do you mean?

Hawksworth Financial

said f*cking no.

I'm from f*cking

Pittsburgh with no prospects,

- and you're gonna leave me too.

- I'm not. I'm right here.

Oh, my God. So sor I

can't look at your hands.

I am so, so sorry I made

you do all that sh*t.

No, I'm the dumb

one for clapping.

Hey, are you coming with her?

Move! Move out of the way!

Okay, I'm her

roomie. She needs me.

Come on, let's go. It's

an emergency. Hello?

Oh, my God. Boys? Thank you.

Got it, got it. Okay. I

got it, got it. Come on.

I don't know what you

f*cking did to her,

but her hands never looked

like this before you!

Carmen, I'm sorry.

Looks like it's time for

those pot brownies, my dude.

Come on.

There we go.

f*ck, this is so f*cking Grey's.

Look at me, okay?

Don't even worry, baby girl.

'Cause I'm not going

anywhere. I'm right here.

And you will not

die on my watch!

Drive! What is this, a

kid neighborhood, okay?

It's my friend's life at stake.

- You're gonna be okay.

- I know. Your outfit's super cute.

Oh, God. Thank you.

At least you noticed.

There's still plenty of time for

you to be in Campus Fashionista.

God, you're an idiot. It's

Candid Campus Couture.

Sorry.

I was walking around all day and they

didn't even take one picture though,

and I was, like,

posing like crazy.

Like, I was k*lling it. But

honestly, they can eat my a*s.

I could eat your a*s.

Only if you eat my friend's too.

Okay, now we need a new

word. We need a new word.

p*nis. And now we need a

feeling. p*nis with what?

- Death.

- Death? Okay. Let's do death.

That's so f*cking good.

I've got a p*nis before

you kick the old bucket.

Did you make that up

on the spot?

Miles. How are you?

Yeah, man. I'm-I'm good.

I've actually been

looking for you all day.

You have?

Are we finally gonna hang out or

should we just keep talking about it?

Don't worry. We can do both.

I feel like a strong friendship

is built upon two people saying,

"We should chill soon," but

then they never actually do.

He was like a doctor.

He was saying, like

"Hello, doctor.

You got any p*nis for me?"

Looks like Chris gave

you his brownies.

Um

Where's my hug?

Uh

What?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

- Like that.

- Okay?

Oh.

I have, like I

have cotton mouth.

Oh. Oh.

f*ck. Um, Gatorade?

Blue Frost?

Yeah.

Interesting choice.

Okay. Oh. Just

Awesome.

Have a good night.

This is Mimi and you're

listening to "Twihard for 2000s Punk."

This next one goes out to my

girl, if you're listening.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so ♪

Seems like it's been forever

that you've been gone ♪

Come in.

Oh.

Hey. Oh.

- Oh.

- Are you okay?

Oh. I'm so okay.

You still have hands.

Mm-hmm. Are you okay?

- I had a pot brownie.

- No.

I hate it.

How long until this turns off?

A few hours.

Why do people do this?

Where's Hailee?

Oh, she said

she was running errands.

Yeah, you wanna eat

my a*s? You're hungry?

Oh, this is my lifelong dream.

- Yeah, but you don't have a meal plan.

- Oh. f*ck.

You probably need to eat

my a*s every day, huh?

Thank you.

I don't know if I have time for that.

Wait, don't come on my skort, okay?

- I have to return it.

- I can't

Oh, g*dd*mn

Oh. Cool.

So, I didn't tell you this before, but

today is the day that my brother died.

Oh, I-I'm an idiot.

I dragged you around

that f*cking tailgate?

- I'm so sorry.

- I let you down.

You didn't let me down.

You were a legend.

A legend who's a shitty sister.

Why are you a shitty sister?

Everyone else has been posting

today for Michael, and I haven't.

I don't think the posts matter.

And I think your brother would

have been so proud of his sister,

who took down five pot brownies,

dominated Edward 40 Hands.

They were chanting your name. Like

I was so proud of you.

It was kind of the

perfect way to honor him.

It was all of the things

I used to do with Michael.

Except

I did them with you.

There is one more

thing we can do.

What?

This is sl*t Slayer:

Berlin, the greatest game ever.

You played this

with your brother?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's so fun, right?

Well, he clearly loved women.

What am I supposed to be doing?

You k*ll all the

sluts in Berlin.

Oh, I Oh, my God,

I just k*lled a baby.

Mm-mmm. It was a baby

sl*t. Don't worry.

- Oh, okay.

- Mm-hmm. Nuclear sl*t b*mb!

- Oh, a sl*t m*ssacre.

- Ooh!

Um

What am I gonna do without

you in Flesh & Gold?

I don't wanna

think about that right now.

You gotta die.

I'm so sorry, you gotta die.

Oh!

Oh, my

God! I hit the end.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

- She k*lled all the sluts. Oh, my God.

- I k*lled all the sluts.

Get in there.

- That's, uh, that's really sweet.

- Mmm.

Michael,

reached the end.

You should have been here. Maybe

you were. Love you, brother.

Thank you for today.

Hey, wh*res. Like, let's

get it out of the way, okay?

I need to tell someone. Like,

I just had my salad tossed.

a*s ate, a*s eaten, I don't

know. I'm not an English major.

But, like, I didn't like

it. It felt like wet butt.

Like, two out of ten,

maybe three out of ten,

'cause I guess I, like,

wasn't scared. But

Wait, did I interrupt something?

Were you titty-f*cking

her again? I can go.

- Again?

- It's okay. Benny told me.

Told you what?

Oh. Benny told me that he

titty-f*cked you before Rockbar.

I mean, he honestly told the

whole entire party, but

No shame at all. Like,

I-I love a titty-f*ck.

- What the f*ck, Benny?

- I didn't, um

You're a liar.

Every time, I tell myself again

that he just wants to be my friend ♪

I can't keep up he's

locked inside my head ♪

But he just wants

to be my friend ♪

It's always just stay

it's always just stay ♪

Never just go, never just go ♪

It's always just stay

it's always just stay ♪

Never just go, never just go ♪

We fell in love in stereo then

he broke my heart in stereo ♪

We fell in love in stereo then

he broke my heart in stereo ♪

In stereo, in

stereo, in stereo ♪

In stereo, in stereo ♪