01x02 - Annihilate Your Business Rivals!

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'Annihilate Your Business Rivals!'"

Gotcha!

Gotcha

Lots of older men and young women.

We lost most of the young men

fighting the demons.

So, um

Are you really joining Six's unit, Alice?

I'm high-spec. I can do anything.

I guess what you'd call

a strategist and medic?

I'll do both those jobs.

Got it.

Here're their resumes.

You may as well read them, I guess.

You guess?

You just got here.

You don't know how our soldiers fight.

I'll pick our team.

Stop training. We will now form the unit.

Hey, Six. What do you think?

"w*r God Alexandrite Gleamnail."

I like it.

They have a strong-sounding name.

No. He's past retirement age!

I mean these two.

They've taken out way more

enemies than the others.

We're hiring two people.

The first is

What?

Snow, have these two join us.

"These two"?

Just introduce me to these two.

Rose!

I am Rose. Yes, the artificial

combat chimera Rose.

Are you man enough to handle me?

My name is Agent Six. Yes,

a fighting machine who was given

modification surgery, and threw away

his past and real name.

Welcome to the team,

artificial combat chimera.

I'm Alice Kisaragi.

I can handle anyone,

even a nutcase like you.

Don't worry.

Th-Thank you!

When Grandpa made me, he told me that

this is how I'm supposed

to introduce myself

Those were his last words.

You can absorb the powers

of what you eat?

Yes! It needs to be a lot of meat,

but if I keep eating a demon beast,

I absorb their unique powers.

Lately I've been eating

strong demon beasts--

like fire-spitting flameburst lizards

and one-horned beasts!

So I grew a tail and a tiny horn.

Sniff, sniff.

I smell something really yummy!

Oh, you mean this?

"Calorie Z"

Everybody's favorite

nutritionally-balanced meal, Calorie Z.

I'm willing to share it with you,

but you have to do what I say!

Anything?

--I see. I know exactly

how to deal with her.

--But it smells so good!

Next, Grimm. Come here.

Hello.

I am Grimm.

Let me start by asking you the most

important thing, Commander.

What?

Are you married?

Do you have a girlfriend?

I'm single, by the way.

I'm such a catch, but nobody

will date me, oddly enough.

I'm single.

And despite being such a kind,

good-looking man,

I don't have a girlfriend.

Right? I know, right?

What are you two talking about?

Don't screw around.

Right, right?

You're a wizard, Grimm?

Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm not even a wizard, really!

I take power from the great Zenarith

and perform miracles on his behalf.

What's a Zenarith?

The God of Undeath and Disaster.

Disaster? So he's evil?

How rude!

He'll curse you!

Hey, kid.

You want to see what's

under my skirt, right?

Ask forgiveness for calling

Zenarith an evil god,

and I'll baptize you in the name of

You earned evil points!

Oh, you're not actually

a prim and proper lady?

I wasn't going to actually show you!

You'll take responsibility, right?

You'll let me be your

stay-at-home housewife, right?

I won't let you get away!

--I won't!

--Oh, no! She's clingy!

--I won't!

What?!

Calm down, mutant Mistress Thong-Thong.

Don't call me that!

An article in Piyoko Club

said wearing this underwear

would help me find a boyfriend!

I didn't expect you to pick these two

I look forward to working with you--

even if I expect our time

together to be brief.

If I take command,

we can start winning quickly.

The princess trusts me.

I'm sure I'll be given back

my old position.

I'm in charge here, moron.

I'm not taking orders from

somebody who got demoted.

I was not demoted!

And I can't have a stupid-looking man in

evil armor with nasty eyes commanding me.

It would wound my honor!

Hey

You don't seem to have

any education, am I right?

I graduated from this

nation's finest university.

I dropped out of high school!

Swear an oath that

you'll follow my orders,

and you won't end up being

embarrassed on the b*ttlefield.

Oh, you're resorting to violence?

That's fine. Don't worry about

the fact that I'm a woman.

If you have the guts to hit me,

then do it!

Wh-Why you

You earned evil points!

Calm down! I'm sorry!

--k*ll! k*ll! k*ll! k*ll! k*ll

--You want to fight? Whoa, watch out!

Stop it!

What's wrong, you two?

Princess Tillis?

Are you gonna swing that sword

around in front of your princess?

You'd better watch your back.

She got pissed off just

because I felt up her t*ts.

Why would you do something

so stupid, Agent Six?

Snow is a very serious girl.

She worked her way up

to being a knight

from being an orphan in

the slums through constant effort.

Yeah? I thought she was

the daughter of some rich guy.

Anyway, what are you doing here?

Well actually, there's no room

in the barracks

Oh, well.

It's better for our mission

if we're in the same room.

Hey, don't do anything weird

just because I'm a pretty girl.

I don't even have reproductive organs,

so I can't help you.

I couldn't get it up for a robot anyway!

It doesn't look like electricity.

The technology level here

might be higher than I thought.

Between this and the artifacts, there's

a lot of work that needs to be done.

It'll work out, right?

Let's do something big

and get a hideout as a reward.

I'm glad you haven't forgotten

our actual mission.

But if you underestimate them,

you'll regret it.

I wish the sun would just be destroyed

They're walking straight

into the enemy like morons?

Is that how you always fight?

You win glory by defeating

strong enemies head-on.

What are you even doing up here?

Crushing their supply units.

That's cowardly, Agent Six!

Supply units are just

lower-ranking demons.

You won't get any glory

for defeating them!

Listen, Snow.

The enemy is a powerful

Demon Lord and his army.

But if we cut their supplies

they'll have to retreat.

A single unit determines the enemy's fate.

I can understand that, but

Listen to Alice, okay?

Commander, I want to fight

strong enemies, too!

Grandpa's last request was that I eat

every demon beast in the world

and become the ultimate chimera.

Your grandpa, huh?

I'd like to help you, but

Only fresh meat tastes good!

Give me back my wavering conscience,

hungry, hungry chimera.

Rose, you can do what you want

with the enemy's provisions.

Let's strike their supply train!

Wait!

We should hit their main camp.

I need to win a lot of glory!

My salary went down when I got demoted!

I won't be able to make the payments

on my beloved sword,

Flame Zapper, and they'll repossess it!

Leave that to him. He's a genius

at making his accomplishments

sound better than they are.

Yes, he does have the face of a scumbag.

Do you want me to feel up

your boobs again?

You shall not pass!

Enemy attack!

If you value your lives, then leave

everything you've got and scram.

Scram.

I'll k*ll anybody who disobeys!

Commander, I feel like I'm

doing something really wrong.

Why?

This is word-for-word

the official surrender demand

written in the Kisaragi Corporate

Combat Manual.

Manual? What are you saying?

Rose, you can take back anything

you want--all you can carry!

Burn the rest!

Okay! You're the best, Commander!

Make the Demon Lord's army fear us!

Sink into my sea of crimson,

and sleep for eternity

Crimson Breath!

Is she eating that, too?

It talked, you know?!

What's that?

A gryphon!

Now you've done it.

"They were my grandpa's last words!"

You with the weird armor

You look like the leader.

What are you doing?

Your attitude and your clothing.

I see

You're a leader-class demon.

"Leader-Class"

"Leader-Class"

Indeed!

--I am Heine of the Flame,

one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!

--I love this angle

--I am Heine of the Flame,

one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!

So you can sense my power.

Not bad for a human.

And the way you attacked

that supply train

You don't have a trace of chivalry in you.

It would be a shame to just k*ll you.

If you leave behind the supplies,

I'll let you live.

Hey, Alice, want to call it a day?

She's definitely mutant-class, right?

That's why you never get promoted.

You're honest. I like that.

Want to join the Demon Lord's army?

I can put you in charge of the humans.

You can make any woman

you want your sl*ve.

I'm in!

Don't say yes!

You should be ashamed,

joining the enemy!

That's my food!

Sorry.

I've already got a scary boss

who's into weird cosplay.

I thought so.

I could tell that you're the type

who might say things,

but would never actually betray someone.

Can I ask your name?

Combat Agent Six. Call me Six!

Heine of the Flame, one of

the Demon Lord's Elite Four!

O-Okay! Combat Agent Six!

Here I go, Six!

Taste the power of Heine of the Flame,

one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!

We outnumber you!

Snow, Rose, let's go!

Impossible!

My Flame Zapper is the wrong

element to fight her!

I'll set fire to the enemy supplies.

You delay her!

I'll burn the stuff I was

going to take home! Sob!

Alice!

I'll provide support!

Grimm!

What?!

Don't worry. I won't k*ll you.

But if you're not careful,

you might get fried!

Wow! Amazing!

This is great!

I'm really gonna betray you guys!

Not yet

Get down, Six!

Alice!

Anti-Megabeast Rounds

have a lot of recoil, huh?

Is that kid human?

She smells like a golem.

And that weapon

Who are you?

Two mutants

This is rough.

Huh?

Good morning

H-Hey

Grimm?

Why are you playing around

with these wimps?

I wasn't playing.

Enough. I'm not having fun anymore.

Hey, Six!

Snap out of it!

I'll handle that thing!

You go get Grimm!

A human's going to fight me?

I'm Gadalkand of the Earth,

one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!

You got that?

Now, die!

You're the one who's going to die!

Well done, Rose!

You'll regret that!

Let's hit him!

Okay!

Six, it's no good.

She's already dead.

All I know about her

is that she wears a thong.

But I'm going to k*ll him!

Alice, warp in the R-Buzzsaw!

I'll rip him apart!

Okay!

Snow, back me up!

Rose, get Grimm!

O-Okay!

Okay, Commander!

What's got you so serious?

You need to enjoy life!

Gadalkand, return immediately!

If you're late to the w*r,

Russell of the Water will

make our clan take responsibility!

You got lucky, human.

You'd better not be running!

Bye!

Wait! Come back down!

Damn it!

Alice, where's my R-Buzzsaw?

I decided not to send it

after he flew off.

I see.

Let's have a funeral for Grimm.

I'm sure that guy with the club

will be on the b*ttlefield again soon.

Six, Grimm wouldn't die

from something like that.

You can probably tell,

but Rose has demon blood in her.

Because of that, she was feared,

and treated terribly.

She was told to run alone

into enemy units, things like that.

That's why she'd slain so many enemies.

This country has so many scumbags

that I look like a good guy by comparison.

That's right. This country is filled with

scumbags who are almost as bad as you!

And Grimm was treated similarly.

She's an archpriest of Zenarith.

She comes back to life, no matter

how many times she dies.

Looks like they lost hard.

Now we can make the brass owe us big.

Snow!

I know.

First, the temple.

We can bring her back to life here?

Yeah. All we do is put her on the altar

with an offering and wait.

By nightfall she'll be back.

By an offering, you mean that junk?

Zenarith's offerings are always things

that are important to people,

or that they're attached to.

This'll be enough.

Now, I'm going back to my room.

I'll go clean this.

What about you, Agent Six?

I'll stay here.

Commander?

What are you doing here?

I was waiting for you to revive.

Why?

Am I being punished because I died

without using a single one of my powers?

No, no.

I thought you'd be lonely if nobody

was there when you revived.

You're a strange person, Commander.

Nobody's ever been so nice.

Normal people find me creepy.

This is the first time someone's

praised me since I came to this country.

Yes, I am praising you.

Commander, would you like

to go on a date with me?

Commander, this wheelchair is awesome!

I can't go back to my old one now!

It's made by the Kisaragi Corporation,

after all.

Grimm, you're the fastest person

in the country right now!

Rose and I are different

than everyone, right?

So the military just sends us to all the

most dangerous places to get rid of us.

Well, it's fine because

we don't die easily.

But you two would be better off quitting

the army and leaving the country.

What are you talking about?

This unit's got nothing

but girls in it. It's a harem.

I ain't quitting for anything.

Then I'll be glad to have you, Commander.

Sorry for worrying you.

No, I'm just glad you came back.

You earned evil points!

Another couple to the front!

You got evil points!

Hey! Hold it right there!

You, who are forced to work so late

You hate couples, too, don't you?

No, I have a boyfriend--

What's your problem?

Are you mad 'cause you

can't even get a boyfriend?

You're going to regret saying that.

Oh great Lord Zenarith,

bring disaster upon her!

Dizzy spell!

Is your power?

Commander, curses don't always work.

The success rate of

my curses is around 80%.

And I need to make an appropriate

offering to activate them.

And if they fail,

the curse rebounds on me.

Like this.

I see.

So you were hit with a curse that causes

your legs to weaken or something?

No. This is a curse that stops me

from wearing shoes.

What a useless power.

Useless?

If you think so,

I'll show you a real curse!

Lord Zenarith, bring your curse

upon this boyfriend-having girl!

Feel the pain you feel when you

stub your toe on the dresser!

--Ow!

--If you keep bouncing around like that

Hey!

Do I have to take you back to that temple?

"Break Room"

"Currently In Conference"

"Break Room"

"Currently In Conference"

We got a report from Agent Six!

"Report

Agent Six"

We got a report from Agent Six!

He made it there?

Good!

So what does it say?

Let me see

"Next time: Episode 3:

'The Right Way to Clear a Tower!'"

"I found civilization and have

joined a local organization

"Next time: Episode 3:

'The Right Way to Clear a Tower!'"

"Look forward to it!"

and begun to gather information."

Wonderful!

"I made a hot, large-breasted girl with

a nasty personality my subordinate"!

"And there was a dark-skinned hot girl

who was mutant-class and had huge boobs!"

It's a close match.