-Oh, my respect, Professor.
And we've lost you.
-And I haven't been found yet.
Is it all over?
-As you can see.
-And how did it end?
-Oh, my darling!
I can't say it briefly here.
And I don't want to mention the details.
-It was in the grass.
-Ah-ah-ah!
Plastic.
Not good, Svyatoslav Vernidubovich.
You need to clean up the trash after you.
[Mumiy Troll - Ghosts Tomorrow]
-Yes, if only I had the chance
and eat a fish, and not choke on a bone,
I would sit down and eat it!
Well, there was no other option.
Do you actually understand
What was your life on the line?
I was ready to promise anything.
-Why are you listening to this old man?
He promised to pack his things.
-Olga, we should all
comply with the agreement.
-When he made a deal,
I was still human
so I'm after your affairs with the Keepers
do not spread.
-What do you mean by that?
-What's so confusing about that?
I'm staying. Ciao!
-That's a damn thing, huh!
-Grandpa, so where are we migrating?
[Wife]
-I suggest going to Sochi.
The sea, the sun, the blood mix of tourists.
-It is possible to go to Belarus.
It's quiet there and...
Well, it's quiet in there.
-Then it's better to go to Peter.
They offer me a place there in Bekhterevka.
Again, access to blood.
-To hang yourself there from a depressant?
-But you won't starve to death!
-No, Belarus at all...
-They sealed their muzzle!
Go clean up your tails.
What does anyone have left?
And I'll decide for myself where to have a housewarming party.
-He'll decide. So should I get my swimming trunks or...
-Thongs.
-Or an umbrella filled with antidepressants.
-Dad for a week
went on a business trip,
and there was no one to sit with me.
-Well,
good babysitter.
He doesn't need to sleep.
[yawning]
Oh, I didn't sleep at midnight today.
I'm midnight, Kostya is midnight.
The girl turned out to be too loud.
-Why did he bring this girl here?
-Well, where is she going?
No, she'll be picked up today, of course
but for the time being?
-Oh, double.
But from what you look like,
coffee is unlikely to help you.
That's it, mom, I'm going to work.
-Kostya.
Make new documents for vampires.
-Are they sure they're going to leave?
Otherwise, I'll waste half a day.
-Vernidubovich, of course, is a scoundrel,
but he always kept his word.
[alarm signal]
-Op!
OH!
It's time for me to warm up the mixture.
-At least now you'll find out what it is.
-Okay, okay!
[growls]
-Well, Ren!
-I'm going to drag you to my lair right now!
-Oh oh oh!
Come on, drag it soon.
So what happened? Aren't there going to be massacres?
-Graham.
I want to have a serious conversation with you.
-So.
Well, now you're me
It's really scary.
-Remember I told you
that my family needs to leave Smolensk?
I want you to go with me.
-So how do you imagine it?
What, am I going to drop everything here?
-What's there to hold on to?
-I'm in university.
-You'll switch to part-time, problem.
-Is there no other solution?
Wouldn't it be easier for you to stay?
-No, I can't, really.
And college is rubbish.
-Ren, university isn't garbage.
I've got one more year left.
I'll get my diploma and come to you.
-I thought we were together.
-Well, of course we're together.
It's just... Well, I can't
so fuss over you.
This is not a matter of life or death.
Let's support it for the time
long distance relationships.
-I don't believe in long distance relationships.
-And I didn't believe in vampires before.
-And I did the right thing.
Vampires don't exist.
[thoughtful music]
[knock at the door]
-Yes, yeah.
-Your checklist.
The manager and the accounting department signed.
-Lucic, thank you, you're kind as always.
To the table.
Table checklist.
-AH...
-And buckle up, it shows up here.
-Didn't show up before.
-Lyusenka, it was the wind of change that blew.
-Well, Jean Ivanovich, are you ready?
-Vitaly Sergeevich,
walking around the bush is not your thing.
-You're right.
Savitsky is unable to make a diagnosis.
-Well, to tell you the truth,
he can hardly even put on an enema.
[patient wheezing]
-Next - severe muscle pain,
the temperature is around 39.
-Uh-huh.
Polymorphic rash.
Fix your head.
-Can't you see she's feeling bad!
Put something in!
-Man, go out.
-Remove the stranger from the room.
-Who's an outsider?
-We'll call you.
-I'm not a stranger, I'm a husband!
-Ivanovich, such attacks are regular.
Got an idea?
-Judging by the symptoms,
systemic lupus erythematosus.
It is necessary to do serological tests.
And for now, hormone therapy.
Naughty?
-No, on the contrary.
How did I find out what's more
I won't see you - 120 to 80.
Your new documents.
For a happy new life.
-And a birth certificate
for Olin's baby?
-It's all in there.
-Bow to Mother.
-Thanks.
[sad music]
-Get out.
-Petrovna, my respect!
-Come on, go ahead.
-Bullies will miss you.
-80 years of service,
but quit within half an hour.
-Let's count
that this is your retirement.
Although for a pensioner
you look amazing.
-Thanks for the support,
but it's redundant right now.
-Well, sorry.
-And this is what you need.
[sad music]
-Home?
-No, there's one more thing to do.
-I mean you and me
watched a cheap production
Smolensk theater.
-That's right. But nonetheless,
the performance was a success.
-Yes! Fall for this crap.
Congratulations, we're horses.
So what? It's all in fact.
-Ugh, Stefan, it's not known who wore them!
Get it out.
[fooling around]
-I want to drink your blood!
[laughs]
-Hey!
-Look, you're really funny
When do they make idiots out of you?
And you two are having a lot of fun, huh?
-No.
-When Tom punched you in the ground,
It was fun.
-And that's another question, by the way,
which I would like to put to the Council.
Don't you think
that Tom's behavior like this is unacceptable?
-Well...
-Thanks for waiting.
[no sound]
[alert music]
Well?
Why did you stop talking?
Boris also asked you a question.
Do you think so?
Or don't you think so?
-Hmmm.
A century has passed, damn it.
-So you, grandpa, are on trend.
It's fashionable now, it's called “minimalism”.
-And this is all called “idiocy”.
-Well, soryan. I'm like you
I haven't been able to wear one for ages.
-You should take the most valuable things with you.
Something that warms the soul.
This seems to be just one record.
So I took it with me
and a hang glider,
and chrysanthemums
and the traffic light is green.
-Yes, you're right, Grandpa Slav. The most valuable thing.
[Jean]
-Farewell girls.
For now!
-Oh, doctor!
She's getting worse.
-Well wait, it takes time.
-What time is it?
She's dying and you're walking around here.
-Don't panic, everything's under control.
-Under what damn control?
[gasping]
-Quiet! Tanya, get the wheelchair, fast!
-They're already in a hurry, Jean Ivanovich.
[alert music]
-So, Revolutions, 18a.
-Some kind of bad luck.
Before I found you, I'm losing you again.
-But you've found a family.
Don't lose it.
-What people usually say when they break up
forever?
-You don't need to say anything.
[sad music]
[baby's whimper]
Our little girl woke up
in a bad mood? Come to my place.
-Well, did you find out?
-Yes. If I don't give details, she's an orphan.
They won't search.
-Well?
What should I do with you now
You're my gray hair, huh?
-I'll take her to the baby's house.
They know what to do with the kids.
[Andrey]
-That's probably the most sensible thing to do.
[calls]
[alert music]
-Fluff. CS-KS-CS!
Fluff!
CS-KS-CS! So where are you, cat?
Come here, cat!
Well, where are you, contagion?
Fluff...
Sorry, buddy, for bothering you
but I'm going to have to look at you.
It won't hurt anymore, I promise.
[disturbing music]
-Did you want to k*ll me?
-Initiate.
I thought you were going to be a vampire -
and you won't have a choice
you're coming with me.
-Then why am I still human?
-I couldn't do it.
-And you can try it again.
More daring.
Only in exchange for eternal life
I'm going to hate you forever.
[sad music]
-Good luck in your studies and personal life.
-Zhenya!
Sorry.
-Well?
-Let's go first
Let's finish on the first point.
So far, dear Foma Kazimirovich
He was updating his wardrobe, but he missed something.
But I'm not too lazy to say it again.
-And I, Bor, will be lazy.
I'm too lazy to listen to you.
-Let's vote right away then.
Who is in favor of k*lling Smolensk vampires?
-But there will be no voting.
-Why is this?
-And that's because I said so.
-OH!
-Yes.
Democracy, the power of the people,
dangerous stuff.
Especially when the majority of these people
It turned out to be crap.
We haven't lived under a dictatorship for a long time.
It's time to remember
It's a blessed time, huh?
Or would you like to vote?
[laughs]
So here's how.
I want you all to know.
You're all to me
very expensive.
Everyone.
This is just every one of you.
We've all walked a certain part of the way with each of us.
I think it would be logical
if we go our separate ways with anyone.
I'll say this: I'm not going to hold anyone back.
If you want to go, go.
If you want to stay, stay.
I don't like the way it is,
but you don't want to leave either -
offer something of your own.
Convince me, interest me.
This is how we are going to live now.
-That's right. Right.
Boy, I wanted a quiet life.
But your paranoid quest for enemies
Boy, and a tireless thirst for revenge
made our lives chaotic.
Yes, Fomushka, yes.
-I don't agree.
I was defending common interests.
-This, Borh, is demagogy.
Common words. Nothing to the point.
-The point is
that traditions need to be maintained
and honor the laws that you and I are
installed it ourselves.
-Can he stop talking now?
-And that's why I think...
[no sound]
-Oops.
-Here it is.
This is the kind of dictator I am.
Please love and love me.
-Don't worry, baby.
You'll be picked up soon
some nice people.
Someone will definitely pay attention
for such a pretty girl.
She feels good right now.
-Did you read this?
-I could feel it.
-Ann...
-Don't even think about it. We're taking her to the baby's house.
That would be the right thing to do.
-Right for who?
It is not known what kind of family she will join.
and whether it will make it at all.
And she was left without a family
some of it is our fault.
And we can atone for this guilt.
By giving her warmth and affection.
-As soon as I saw him in his arms
cat claw marks,
It dawned on me right away.
-What?
Some kind of cat stuff?
-Sodoku fever.
-Yes?
-Well, probably their cat.
bitten by a sick rat.
And the patient's blood contained
such a compote of drugs
that he was just masking the fever.
Well, nothing, but in seven to ten days
she and her husband can safely go to the market
for a new cat.
-You know what, Jean Ivanovich?
Do what you want to do
but I'm not letting you go.
-Alas.
-You know, if I had a choice
leave the MRI machine or you in the hospital -
I wouldn't hesitate to leave you!
-Vitaly Sergeevich,
it feels like harassment!
-Yes...
Your sense of humor
we're going to miss it a lot too.
[sad music]
-Finally in this viper
It will be much lighter.
And I'm not talking about wallpapers right now.
-That's so much thanks now.
for the living space provided?
-Well thanks, I'll remember
your sweet family with a kind word.
Especially when I'm doing repairs.
I don't have anyone to help me.
It's good that I'm immortal now
Otherwise, it takes a hundred years to throw away this rubbish.
-New documents.
For old vampires.
And it's also a certificate for a new one.
-Mercy.
Jean, can you help me throw away this closet?
And I guess these chairs are stupid?
Psh!
Hello, we've arrived!
-How long are you going to take more kids here?
Did you forget what happened last time?
-You taught us how to help people yourself.
-Grandpa, that's the deal.
At our hospital
There is no specialist at my level.
-So?
-They tearfully ask you to stay
until they find a replacement.
-Oh, and I'm with Jean then too.
Even if I'm not an expert
but I don't want to leave Smolensk.
-Aha.
Is this all a dream, or what?
Pinch me.
Figuratively.
Do you want to stay because of your love?
-What about me, just like that Smolensk
Can't I fall in love?
[Jean laughs]
And don't call Graham a punk.
-Maybe we'll stay with the baby too?
Well, for a while.
-Traveling with a child is problematic.
If you settle down, we'll come.
-No one's going anywhere. Take them away!..
-Yes, I understand everything.
I understand your wish
stay in Smolensk.
Your roots are firmly rooted here.
You have a blood connection with Smolensk,
but what about.
You were initiated here.
This is where your blood fell into the ground
mixed with the blood of her ancestors.
So she won't let you go
Smolensk land, of course.
-So are we going to stay?
-We're going to.
I'm fast. Right now.
-So where are you going?
-I didn't have enough yet
report to the beetle.
-Come on, let's go.
We're going!
-OH!
Svyatoslav Vernidubovich.
It's a little early for you to come to me with flowers.
I'm certainly not equal to the hour
I'll put the slippers in the corner,
but while I'm shuffling, I'm shuffling them.
-Tipun on your tongue.
I just came to say goodbye. Here it is.
-Good. Thanks.
Goodbye.
-Aha.
Goodbye.
-After all, we know each other very well.
What do you need?
-Irinochka Vitalievna,
Can you please let me stay in Smolensk?
We'll walk along the line.
If you want, chip it.
-Did you really decide to give the back one?
-No, I just thought if we leave
Who's going to make the medicine for you?
-Yes, you don't have to cook anything.
Let everything go as expected.
-Well...
I'm leaving, can I have kids
Will they stay in Smolensk?
The water below the grass will be quieter.
-The pig promised not to get into the mud. No
Svyatoslav Vernidubovich.
If your word means anything else,
then let all that remains
from vampires in Smolensk -
that would be...
good memory.
And this bouquet.
-Yes. Well, good, kind.
Well goodbye.
-Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
-And this is...
The Countess stays here.
-Is this a d*ck?
-Well.
Olga.
What am I going to tell you
You know everything about her yourself.
BUT...
Well, don't remember dashingly.
-And you're me.
[Nastya]
-Grandpa!
Don't go away. You're so...
You're better than some people.
-Calm down, sweetie.
We must leave Smolensk.
This is people's choice.
-This is one person's choice.
-Why do they say
that wisdom comes with age?
You would be a decent Keeper.
-Dad, grandma! Uncle...
Grandpa.
You're being very cruel.
-Nastya, adults will figure it out on their own.
-Nastya, you understand that,
one way or another, all the problems are because of them.
-No one is stopping your vampires from living.
Just not here.
There was an agreement: we are helping them -
they're leaving Smolensk.
It's all fair.
-Somebody, but you must understand
that mercy is above justice.
-Mercy.
Fairness.
I thought modern kids
and they don't know such words.
Kostya...
[crying]
You raised a very good girl.
[crying]
-Well, we won't break traditions.
Let's just sit on the track.
[steps]
-What the hell does my kid have.
What is your middle name?
-Maybe Kostya messed up something.
-Did Kostya get it wrong? Or did you ask him?
-Chicken!
Kurva.
The best middle name for your little belly
and you wouldn't want to.
Well, on this optimistic note
we're going to move.
[Agatha Christie - “Free”]
My happiness, why are you sad?
You hide your face and you're silent and you're silent.
Your whip is hanging over the bed.
Hit me, hit me...
-Grandpa, what's the stop?
-Don't hurry, French.
I'm saying goodbye to home.
Do you know what this place is?
-Smolensk, probably.
-Yes.
It's sparsely populated in your head.
-The place where Smolensk was founded.
-Oh, Anushka will be thicker.
Once upon a time at this place
I laid the first stone of Smolensk.
At ease! The coolest part is yet to come.
It's halfway there.
And it almost doesn't hurt anymore...
There were so many things here.
There was a prison, there was a stable.
The church. Post office.
And now... A sauna, or what?
-Well, grandpa, it's not like a sauna.
There are plenty of members, though.
This is a sex shop.
Adult shop.
-This is symbolic.
I used to build a city here,
and now we're being sent to hell at the same place.
[brakes screeching, rumbling]
[disturbing music]
-A woman got into an accident.
-Don't worry, it'll be all right.
Hush, hush.
[woman's thoughts]
-My boy! My baby's in the car!
-There's a baby left in the car!
-Mom!
[ambulance siren]
-The rib pierced the right lung.
Concussion and severe blood loss.
Hang on.
The second one is negative.
-Thank you, Jean Ivanovich.
-Run and run!
-Will he survive?
-We've significantly improved her chances.
-Are you showing off?
-I'm stating a fact, grandpa.
-I think we really surprised them.
-It seems so.
What, are you sawing content, little pig?
-ME?
-"ME”. Bibika from the wheel! And who is it?
It's a problem, but he's clutching at his phone -
Just don't call an ambulance.
sh**t a video, right?
Aren't you Vitkin a geek?
-What?
-I say, is your dad Viktor Sergeyevich?
School principal, history teacher, huh?
-Yes.
-That's what such a good guy is like.
was this an elupen born?
Your dad would immediately run to help.
And you're ugh at you!
Oh, oh, it's worth it!
You're stupid, Oleska.
Excuse me - beautiful but stupid.
You were barely saved, the little one
when you ran into a truck.
After all, Smolensk was rooting for you.
My mother is already gray.
And you waved, mare,
and right there, for the phone right away.
-Do you know me?
-Yes, I know almost everyone here, baby.
Here it is.
Edik. Pavlik's son from the Second River.
Nadyukha is a cook, Zheludikhina is a daughter.
Nikita Romanych.
A noble electrician, all like a grandfather.
-How not to sh**t?
You really did miracles here.
Are you humans at all?
[alert music]
-No, Sergey.
We're not human.
We're vampires.
[everyone whispers]
-Do we bite everyone?
-Don't bite anyone!
I'm tired already.
It's time to bring the lies to the truth.
And now, fellow countrymen,
Listen to me carefully.
I'm a vampire!
This is my family!
We're vampires!
-Nobody expected such a coming out.
-Don't be afraid, darling.
No one can do anything bad to you.
We're not from darkness, we're from light!
We've been living side by side with you for a thousand years.
We live and take care of you.
Now it's up to you to decide.
Would you like to join us
Do you want to walk on the same land or not?
Decide!
[door opens]
-Have you completely lost your fear?
What did you do?
Are you having fun? Is it fun?
Mom, why is he smiling?
-Kostik, what makes you sick
How is it a seizure?
And fear is fear we've lost!
[laughs]
And so it's like this -
just like a rock from the heart: phew!
And good right away. Right away.
-Now the whole of Smolensk knows about you!
In a couple of days, the whole country will know.
-That's why I'm having fun
that's all there is nothing to be afraid of anymore.
The villain needs a lie.
But the truth is for the world. That's it.
Let people decide now
what to do with us.
-Yes, Vernidubych,
It's not for nothing that you've been living in the world for hundreds of years.
How horrible turned out.
[laughs]
-I can do it, yes.
That's interesting,
how upset our blackmailer will be.
-Yes, I'm not upset at all.
On the contrary, even.
I was happy.
Our custody is now
it is covered with a copper basin.
I'll be able to find a decent job.
I'll see my family more often.
The only thing is sorry for the hassle.
-Yes, Grina, you certainly...
-Grisha!
How could you?
-Yes like this.
I just want my baby too
Didn't need anything like yours.
So...
Come on!
-And no one let you go.
-Yeah, get in the a*s.
-This is what, our institution of Keepers
ceases to exist?
-There is no secret - there is no contract.
This means that we have nothing more to store.
-Don't be afraid, Irinochka Vitalievna.
We don't need an agreement to avoid eating people.
-Yes I remember.
You don't eat people for ideological reasons.
-That's it.
-Be careful.
Now the security forces can take care of you.
Or scientists.
They will analyze all sorts of experiments.
Piece by piece.
-Or else our people are strong
thinks of picking you up.
-But I believe that everything will be fine.
I believe it, that's all.
[laughs]
-Saint, I'm not even comfortable,
that you think so well about people.
-Ira, are you for me?
don't slander me, okay?
I've known people longer than you do.
OH!
Here it is.
That's it.
[Lyubov Chingayeva - “Home”]
We were on our way home
One day we realized we had nowhere to run.
We were on our way home
One day we realized there was no need to run.
The spears are stacked
Bare my heart, the windows are wide open.
The spears are stacked
Bare my heart, the windows are wide open.
Oh, Kramskoy's artist.
“The Countess is mastering the proletarian profession.”
-What the devil? If you've forgotten something
I can send it by mail.
-Hello to you too. Paint the wall.
[Jean]
-OH!
Just like in our infectious disease.
-You'll approach the walls.
[soft music]
-Have you thought about what we're going to call it?
-Well, they usually propose first.
Then they get married.
And then they have kids.
[knock]
[gentle music]
-Will you marry me?
-Yes.
Let's name it
Mila.
-Mila.
[knock at the door]
-I did it! I thought you'd already left.
Are you happy to see me?
Don't sulk!
I thought about it and decided to go with you.
Anywhere you want.
-It's cool, of course.
But I'm not going anywhere with you.
Stoyamba!
I've decided to stay with you in Smolensk.
-Why all of a sudden?
-I'm a man. Said and done.
I said that if I'm with you, I'll be with you.
If I decide to stay, I will stay.
Get used to it.
-Don't eat my face, man.
-Meet me, son,
This is your documentary dad.
According to the evidence.
Why did you put yourself in there? Out of nobility?
Oh gentleman! Did you feel sorry for the woman with the trailer?
-Well.
I walked around the house.
It seems to be quiet.
There are no planes, no tanks either.
The windows are intact, the house has not been burned down.
-This used to be commonplace for us,
and now we're learning to be happy about it.
Life is getting better, so.
-Vaughn, it's getting better.
Do you know what I've learned?
We've been walking for so many years
on Smolensk roads.
We went.
But it turns out, just now
We've come home.
But my native land doesn't care who you are.
Ali man is a vampire.
She's like her own mother
she loves all her kids.
All in all, be kind. Be kind.
[Civil Defense -
“A Long Happy Life”]
No to shocks and holidays.
No to horizons and holidays.
Inspirations and holidays -
no, no, no, no.
Absence of fish in a golden hole.
The ubiquity of mouse fuss.
The wicked twilight of an immortal day.
A long happy life.
It's such a long happy life.
A long happy life from now on
To each one of us, to each one of us.
To each one of us, to each one of us.
The merciless depths of wrinkles.
Mariana eye troughs.
The Martian Chronicles of Us, Us, Us
In the midst of identical walls
In deathly remote houses
In the impenetrable icy silence.
A long happy life.
It's such a long happy life.
A long happy life from now on
To each one of us, to each one of us.
To each one of us, to each one of us.
I'm a vampire!
This is my family!
We're vampires!
Don't be afraid, darlings.
No one can do anything bad to you.
We're not from darkness, we're from light!
We've been living side by side with you for a thousand years.
We live and take care of you.
Now it's up to you to decide.
Would you like to join us
Do you want to walk on the same land or not?
Decide!
[mooing]
-And he's really all of this.
grinds it on serious cabbage soup.
I really respect him.
The old man has eggs.
-That's it.
The end of our quiet life.
-What's going to happen to us now?
-They will declare vampires an endangered species.
-Yeah, they'll be like Amur tigers,
Keep it in a cage and show it to the children.
-Yeah, at the circus.
-That's at best, I think.
-Let's not jump to conclusions.
We'll see.
-What does our dictator think about this?
-And the dictator thinks that maybe...
quiet life in harmony with people
It's just getting started.
-I'm a vampire!
This is my family!
We're vampires!
-And I believe in these vampires.
A grandfather like that once saved my life.
-You also believe in God.
Let's watch cartoons.
-I'm a vampire!
This is my family!
We're vampires!
-Valer.
Do you really think so?
-Oh well, damn it, dog nonsense!
They throw in these damn fakes before the elections,
Distract people from the dollar exchange rate.
It would be better if they showed
how Filya tightened her a*s.
-I'm a vampire.
This is my family!
We're vampires!
-Well, I get it now,
Why did I go to night shifts so often?
I've been watching vampires.
-Yeah, that's how I believed you.
-Nadyush...
-Yes, you go!
-I'm a vampire!
This is my family!
We're vampires!
-Now it's clear why Jean Ivanovich
I could do it five times a night.
Yes, girls?
[together]
-Well yeah!
[laughing]
-Don't be scared, darling.
No one can do anything bad to you.
We're not from darkness, we're from light!
-Oh, he shouldn't have told people that.
So, you see, they'll find out about us too.
A long happy life!
Such a long happy life!
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