Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

03x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Central Russia's Vampires". Aired: 18 March 2021 – present.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


A family of vampires lives peacefully in Smolensk.

03x03 - Episode 3

Post by bunniefuu »

-And they died on the same day.

It burns beautifully.

Yes?

[phone ringing]

I'm listening.

h*-h*-h*! Intrigue!

Okay, I'll be there right now.

Well, kids, end it here.

And then instantly to Gagarin Street, 54.

-What's in there?

-And then, according to Emily,

Smolensk is rich in various wonders.

[dark music]

[groans]

[with tears]
-So why are you sitting down?

Do something about it.

-I can read Baudelaire to you if you want.

We'll have to be patient.
The opening is 8 centimeters.

Take a break between fights.

-Jean, what is the best way for me to lie down?
-Whatever you like, the main thing is to be comfortable.

-It'll be convenient for me
when they're out of here!

-And you think of them as furniture.

-Jean, can you

vacuum it?

-Right now?
-Yes!

-10 centimeters!

But these are attempts.
Are you comfortable? Do we give birth like this?

-So what's the miracle about it?

-She's a vampire.

[growls]

-She's not a vampire, she's human.

An ordinary person and she's having a baby.
Let me finish!

-Fiction. It's fantastic!

-Jean, damn it! What are you, for my birth
Have you decided to sell tickets?

-And consider me to have a countermark
in the front row.

-Breathe, my darling, it's all right.

-I can't. I can't do it anymore.

[crying]
I can't, I don't have the energy.

-Great, great.
So we're at the finish line.

-Can I help you with anything?

[Olga's scream]

[Jean]
-Give me the light!

[Olga's scream]

[baby crying]

[baby crying]

-Hi.

-I'm glad you still have the strength
to rejoice at the baby.

[Mumiy Troll - Ghosts Tomorrow]

-Why are you stuck?

Hold on to some more.

-Hmmm.

There was a good lamb howling like a wolf.

Don't k*ll yourself, honey.

I've trusted him myself.

-I didn't like it right away.

[noise]

-Calm down, yours.

-Thanks, Gregory.

You've done your job -
a mosquito won't tarnish your nose.

-Good health. Let's hope, Jean Ivanovich
Didn't really ruin your plan.

-Well, out of hope, Grina, don't make clothes.

But you did your job well
so go with a light heart.

And we, as they say, will see.

-"Death is like the fading light of a lamp

at dawn.”

Rabindranath Tagore.

Well, little ones,
help the young mom get ready

It's time for us to leave.

-Are you crazy? It's too weak.
We're not going anywhere.

-You, doctor, are definitely not going anywhere.

At least in its entirety.

And here is this phenomenon
I was absolutely interested.

-Leave it alone.

-That's true...

Indeed, your works are marvelous, O Lord.

Olga, I have a place for you
amazing offer.

And let us go out of the house with you now
let's get into a very comfortable car

and we will make an exciting journey
to a beautiful place in the Urals

where I can take good care of you.

-I've got a counter offer to you.
Why don't you leave it yourself

to a very beautiful place
so that my eyes don't see you?

-Good, Doctor.
I will be happy to perform

the second part of your request.

[ringing]

Well, you asked for it yourself.

You've heard it.

He asked for it himself.

[Irina]
-Well done, well done.

Didn't you mistake anything?

Why do I actually find out

about your so-called surgery?

There's something I don't remember

that one of you
They were elected as the new Keeper.

-Irina Vitalievna, with all due respect,

no one wanted to jump over your head
we just had to act fast.

The vampires have arrived - I'm right to you

and you, you know,
not always on alert.

[quiet classical music]

Irina Vitalyevna!

-Just not right now.

I should have gone to Konstantin...
-I went to see Konstantin Sergeyevich.

Sorry, he's actually full of achtung.

It was easier to negotiate with you when she was sleeping.

[loud rock music]
-Whoa ah-ah!

[the sound of music, the screams of Kostya]

-Anyway, we consulted with the men

and we decided to organize everything ourselves.

-Have you decided by yourself?

-Well, like yourself. Grandfather made it all up
and all we have to do is implement it all.

-Well, tell me.

What did you do there?

-My grandfather said that Ural ghouls will not rest,
until his whole family is overwhelmed.

And he offered to play a prank
this death room.

We just needed to do a good job.

Prepare the car...

Sit the corpses
which Jean brought from the morgue...

And set fire to this whole structure in time, that's it.

It seems to have worked out.

So my grandfather, Annushka and the boy “burned down”.

And now, Irina Vitalyevna,

if you thought
that I've exceeded my powers somewhere,

Just get me out now.

Right now, to hell.

Because I'm just sick and tired
to be honest.

I'm so tired that I'm only going to be happy.

That's the truth.

-Okay, go on.

I'll decide later, Gregory,
what should I do with you.

-Sorry, Irina Vitalyevna.

And who were the vampires going to contact?

Well, if we don't have it now
in fact, a supervisor?

Who do we report to?

-And Grisha wasn't afraid to take responsibility.
Anyway, if Grisha leaves, I'll follow him too.

-That's enough, stop it.

[everyone vies with each other]

-Quiet!

That's it.

Excuse me boys.

Sorry for my current helplessness.

Sorry for my son.

Because such tasks are difficult for you
I had to decide for ourselves.

I'm sorry.

And thanks.

-Let's go.

-Don't worry, Countess, travel
It will be fast and comfortable.

Unless your baby
won't scatter anyone anymore.

Please.

Well? How are you doing?

That's great!

And my trophy is even more interesting.

A baby with remarkable strength
and his vampire mom.

Get to know each other.

I want Vlad to drive.

-Just wait, give me one last thing
Breathe in our Smolensk air.

And then you've got...

[loud]
in the Urals

instead of oxygen, only emissions.

-Did he give us a hint?
It looks like they'll be taken to this farm.

[grandfather Slava]
-Oh, Zhanchik, what a fool you are.

Well, who did you do better than that?

And I was plucked away like chickens...
-And he brought them to Olga.

-And he added hemorrhoids to us.

And I don't feel sorry for this woman at all.

Only a cub.

-So what are we waiting for? Grandpa, they're going to k*ll them!
Are we family or what?

-Best help from us right now -
it's not sticking out.

First of all, they think
that we have already chipped off our heads.

More precisely, no, that's the second thing.
-First of all, what?

-And first of all, if they wanted to
k*ll Olga and Jean

that way they would have k*lled by now.

They didn't k*ll me. So they want them alive.

No, no, you need to be careful here.

You can't drive horses here
We need to think it over carefully, kids.

Well, give me a piece of paper.

That's it.

Their kibitki numbers almost failed.

Yep.

Anushka, come on, check it out through your channels
I might be able to figure out what.

-Anna Petrovna!

They called the duty officer,
They asked me to give you information.

-Who called?
-Didn't introduce ourselves.

[phone ringing]

-Something urgent? I'm working.

Get in the a*s, Zhenyok! Like I said, I'm working.

Damn it!
-Don't damn remember, he won't show up.

Well, on.

Read it.

Read it out loud. And with an expression.

-"Captain Ostroumova.

Boris Feliksovich has come to you
with your employees.

Meet me tomorrow night.”

-Oops for blankets.
-It was handed over to me at the department.

I put it in my pocket with a machine g*n and forgot it.

-They are right to say:
He is curly and his mind is full of holes.

-I'm not curly.
-And that's what made my mind go away anymore.

So Vlad is yours
He warned us in advance about Boris's arrival.

-And he's right away for me
He seemed like a normal guy.

-But why didn't he call?
That's kind of weird.

-It's great!

Did you see that the cops don't herd me?

Who do you herd here yourself?

-Hush, hush.
Why are you making a noise like sparrows in the rain?

Let's sit down.

-Who is this?

-That's a wife, his face is new now.
-Yes?

Sweetie.
I liked the old one better, though.

Where is Olya? Is she all right?

-Well, that's great.

-Okay.
-Where?

Wife, face!

-You're... What are you... What are you doing?

-Well, hello, Ira.

-Hello, Andrey.

-How is Kostya?

-I don't know, it's not there.

-Well then you're my own
Tell us about vampires.

-About who?

Oh my God! What are you?

You could see he was drunk.

-And Anushka? Well, that's Tamara.

She was completely sober.

-What does she have to do with it?

Did she say anything?

-The fact of the matter is that nothing.

-Because there was nothing to tell.

-Didn't say anything,

just a car door
when she tore out a daisy petal and left.

[door slamms]

-Son!

Why are you looking like this?

-Ira!

-What's the matter?

[in a drunken voice]
-It's all right, mom.

I lost a little bit.

I'm going to sort it all out.

[machine signal]

I'll be back in the evening.

That's it, let's go!

-You're not going anywhere.

-Mom, this is my cross and I should carry it.

[machine signal]

I'm going!

-Mom said you're not going anywhere.

-Oh, you're my false dad.

Get away, false dad! They're expecting me.

[machine signal]

-Hello, syabry.

You're from a casino on the border, right?

-Well.

-You don't expect him.

I'm tired, I'm asleep. You do understand.

-So he owes us money.

-How much money is in there?

Belarusian brothers, we are with you in winter
We'll pay with gas.

-And who are you?

-So

Good road, lads.

[snoring]

Let her sleep

and we'll chat for now.

-I don't understand, Svyatoslav Vernidubovich!

Do you mean Olga was taken away? Who took it?

Where did they take it? What the hell?
Why didn't you protect her?

Do you have a phone? Let me call her!

-Sit down already!

-Well, well...
-Did you throw coals in your underpants?

-Yes, Zakhar, thanks, keep me posted.

-What is it, granddaughter?
-I gave an orientation.

If the rooms light up or at the gas station
They will see a woman with a baby, let her know.

-Stop.

You mean with a baby?

-Gray, this is...
-Yes?

-Well I forgot to tell you.
-About what?

-Well, you're a dad now.

-ME?
-Well.

-Thanks!
-Oh, don't, phew!

That's enough!

I drooled like a dog, by God.

-So uh... Well, well, well.
Why are we sitting then?

This is not human
not even like a vampire.

We gotta go, tear them out like a Tuzik hot water bottle
save Olga, my son!

-Quiet!

Just calm down. Here it is.
Drink blood and buy less.

They're alive. This is the main thing.
-Yes.

-If you wanted to k*ll,
They wouldn't take you anywhere.

Yes? Well, for your health.
-For health.

-Yes.
-Son!

-God forbid he looks like you.
-Oh, god forbid.

-So. Jenny, come on, come on
bring your gadget here.

We will study all meat farms in the Urals.

-Are you sure they're in there?

-Yes, Mila talked about her.
Grandpa, I need to go to the department.

-Anh, Anh, stop!

If you don't go to the firefighters
Graham's death will be on your conscience.

-How did you get it!

Okay, let's go.

-So.

Ay!

-What are you, son?

Have you sheltered a demon in you?

HUH?

-They're...

they pass through Zamyatlino.

-How did you understand that?

-I don't know.

I saw it. That's it.

-Aha.
-So...

[pop music on radio]

[electronic music]

-And what wave is Orthodox radio on?

[Jean]
-Are you OK?

Here's a handkerchief.

[turns off the radio]

-I understand you. Five more minutes
this music, and it's going to be the same for me.

Vladik, park somewhere in here.

Vlad, clean it up here. Let the lady breathe.

-Jean, I'm so sorry for your family.

Their deaths are just as tragic to me.

-What are they,

Is everyone dead?

At least something nice.

-Jean, look, I'm not a traitor.

I tried to warn you.

-You did it pretty well.

-I'll help you escape.

-Run away?

You may not have noticed, but I'm blind.

And I'm not leaving Olga with you.

-Why don't I need you.

Run, idiot. Find Seryozha
and say he became a dad.

-I hope no one is against lavender?

-Actually, here it is.
I don't know how this will help your investigation.

-Are you sure you didn't see it?
-No. It all happened here yesterday.

Lights, camera, equipment,
pictures, tapes, I don't know.

-Sorry to bother you. Let's go.
-No.

Everything is gone here, and so is this Veles.
It's not just like that.

-This happens to our patron.

He likes to be out of civilization without a phone.
Get alone with nature.

-Let's go.
-Why don't you believe me? I've seen it all.

Where is she?
-Well, well!

[mentally]
-Calm down.

The cop doesn't seem to believe the kid.

-Are you all right?

-Yes. It's okay.

[mentally]
I quietly get into the car and take everything away.

-Is your car in the yard?

-I'm just our master's servant,
I'm just following his orders.

It had nothing to do with me, I was against it!
-Let's sit down!

-Go to the police station and see everything.

-With great pleasure.
Finally a good job.

-Look for this girl.

-AH!
-"A”.

-If you find it, don't look at it, got it?

[alert music]

[groans]

-Doctor, what's up with Olga?

-She's very weak
plus the road is tough.

She needs to rest, she needs some fresh air.

-Well, baby, stop.
We're going to take a break.

-Is everything OK?

-Yes. Baby, take a ride somewhere.

Bring us food, water, and...
What else does Olga need there?

-Metoclopramide.
But if it doesn't, it's just water.

-Sit down.

That's it.

I'm looking at you, Olga,
and I remember Prishvin's words:

“The closest thing to nature is a woman giving birth.

It is one side of it, nature itself,

and on the other hand, the person himself.”

-Brilliant.

-Now they'll bring some water,

I'll leave you alone for now
I'm going to get my camera.

You can't ignore these types.

Russia!

The middle lane!

-You're a talented actress.

-You're the one who hasn't seen me in Lady Macbeth yet.

-I'll have another chance.
-That's unlikely. I don't play in front of my staff.

[baby whines]

[alert music]

[whistles]

-Where?

I love your family, Olga!

Our blind doctor

ran away!

-It's my fault, I'm going to find it.

-I don't doubt it, my boy.

But if you're late
I don't think we're going to wait for you.

Will you let me?

[camera click]

[groans]
-Again!

-It's me, it's all good.

It's all good.

-Are they looking for me? I've got to hide.

-I'm the only one looking for you.

-Well, since you found me,
take me back home

I'll be welcome there.
-Jean, don't you understand?

Yours are all dead.

-Yes, I get it, I get it.

A series of fatal accidents
it's not clear where the barrels came from,

a car burning in flames

the smell of burning flesh.

It's a horrible, horrible death.

-How do you know?

-A hunch.

And a plan!

Let's go now!

-Quiet, take your time.
-Thanks.

-Let's go now.

-Go ahead.

We get up, we go to the shower
we clean ourselves up.

-Who the hell are you?

-A person who cares
your future.

-Get off.
-I'll do that, but first...

you're going to listen to me.

You're going across the border to another country.

-This is Belarus.
-It's a different country for now.

You're going back and forth
and rubbish is sticking out of all my pockets.

What if they take you in with all this baggage?

Who are you going to leave your daughter to?
And a dying mother?

I don't care what you think of me.

But since I was your dad, believe me

I'll be able to catch up like a father
everything you missed in your upbringing.

Got it?

Get up.

So where are we going now?

-To the shower.
-Well done.

-When she arrived at the house in time
a strong man's hand.

-Yes, I don't remember where I ran.
Everything in my eyes was shaky after the flash.

Sounds like going there.

[phone ringing]

-Yes, Zakhar.
-Anna Petrovna!

The cars you requested,
we passed Roslavl.

-Thanks. Try to find out
further route.

-Ann!

Anh!

[alert music]

-Why are you yelling?
-Look, signs of fighting.

Can you feel blood? There's blood everywhere.

-Well, let's say.
-What if it's Graham's blood?

What if this sick freak took her somewhere?

The footprints go there.

-Maybe here?
-Yes no. It's almost in the center.

That's not the case either. Close to the highway,
too much traffic.

I think it's somewhere like this
we must search near Zlatoust.

[door slamms]

[growls]

-Calm down. I'm not your enemy.

-I know, sweetie, I know.

Take care of me hedgehog!

-Hello, grandpa.
-Hi.

Did you finish playing, jumping?

Is the cr*pple back?

-I was protecting Olga.
-And where is Olga?

-Where is that Olya, huh?

HUH?

The beetle is evil!
You should've been sitting with us.

And you left your family and didn't save Olya.

-If I hadn't been there, Olga could have been k*lled.

-If you weren't there, she wouldn't have been found.

Sit down already, blind man!

-This is Veles's bandage!

So Graham definitely resisted.
-Shut up for a second.

-And if there's a shed,
Where does he keep the objectionable?

And if this sectarian has a victim...
-Shut up already.

Can you hear anything?

[distant scream]

-Over there.

[complaining voice]

[groans]

-Right here.

-OH!
-Bravo.

-The farm is not marked on the map,
but it's right here.

There's a thick forest, a lake
garden association nearby.

But there are seven residential buildings, and even then they are seasonal.

-Zhanchik, how is my son doing?

-A solid eight on the Apgar scale.

-And this is...

That's a good thing, isn't it?
-Yes.

-My kid!

-Olga named him Jean.
-What?

-Calm down. No one in their right mind
He won't name the baby Jean.

-I agree. Does he look like who?

-For me.
-You're a d*ck!

-I'm sorry too
that I can't see your face

-That's it, shut up. There's no time to waste
I gotta go save my son.

-Isn't it hot enough?

We need to calm down, sit down
Think it over carefully, plan to think about it.

-Grandpa, the idiot is right,
We don't have time at all.

-Without a clear plan, you don't get a chance.

-Zhanchik, do you have a brain
Were you turned off with your eyes?

Listen to a smart person.
There is no way without a plan.

-I promised Boris
that I'll find Jean and get him back.

In theory, I could bring it in
to the farm as a prisoner.

The Professor will be interested in it.

Plus, Mila's supporters are there.

-Sounds like a plan.
-Yes, that's it, let's go!

-Oh, fool and fool got together
and share their minds.

-Excuse me, but where is Anya?

-Where is that Anya?

-Oh my God! Thanks, thanks!

I thought I'd never get out of here!

Ah ah! Ah-ah-ah! Ay!

[screams in fear]

He's the one who dumped me in there!

It's him, it's him!

Help me!

Help me!

This is him! Help me!

[M. Glinka - an overture from the opera
Ruslan and Lyudmila]

-It would be just a crime
don't stay in such a beautiful place.

-You know, it's been so long since I've been out in nature

I'm kind of glad you took me away
from this rotten place.

-I take it you don't drink anymore?

-No. I'm on the water now.

-It's no coincidence that I gave you Glinka.
It's from your seat.

-Yes? Our land is full of talent. It was.

Will you let me?

[baby crying]

-Sorry. Sure.

Would you let me?

It's just that you're Madonna Smolenskaya.

-Yes, drop it.
-No, really.

All this is reminiscent of Patinir's painting

“Madonna and Child
while fleeing to Egypt.”

-I'll get acquainted if possible.

[baby crying]

[screams]

-Is everything all right?

-Honestly, I don't know

Is this okay.

-Our baby is full of surprises.

It's absolutely amazing!

[screams]

-Ooh ooh!

-Finally!

-Just tell me, Doctor.

If you pick your eyes out

Will new ones grow?

-I don't think it's about the eyes,
but in brain neurons.

-Well, maybe we should pick them up?

-Let them stay for now.

-Oh Jean! I've arrived!

-And I'm happy to see you.

-I'm not so sure anymore, Zhenyok
that our story is going to be the most interesting one.

-Well, come on, Vladik, more details.

[phone call]

Just right from the start.

-Wait, let him do it all
He'll tell you along the way. It's time, boys!

-Why, don't you want to talk to the file?

-It's not a good time.

-It's time!

[phone ringing]

-Well, with this one...

What do you say here?

Well, she should answer.

-Who's there, grandpa?

-You have to see this.

-Annushka, welcome!

Andrey Petrovich is here
Can't get through to you.

Be nice
answer his calls.

-Anya, hello.

We've got to meet.
-Don't, Andrey Petrovich.

-No, Anechka,
We're going to have to meet after all.

So I'm waiting for you.