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02x04 - SpaceMandy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mandy". Aired: 25 July 2019 – present.*
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Mandy is a hapless, jobless heroine whose daft adventures mostly end in disaster.

02x04 - SpaceMandy

Post by bunniefuu »

Hello, my name is Mandy Carter and
I'm from Radcliffe in the north of England...

...this is for your mission to Mars
I am applying to go.

- I am unemployed right now.
- This woman is amazing.

I became curious about extraterrestrial beings...

...anything on the surface of Mars
Is there any living thing? I would love to see it...

...and therefore for your duty
I believe it will be a big win.

Let's not waste any more time on this.

No. This was the last one.

He will now receive training to go to Mars...

...we have six ordinary members of the public
And actually one of them will go.

- Would you like your tea now?
- Yes! But this room is a little stuffy.

Can we turn on the air conditioner, please?
Thank you.

Pia calls these applicants and
that they were successful...

...that they have moved on to the next stage
can you let me know?

- Doctor Gould, can we talk?
- Yes, Eva.

This mission must be useful for millions.

Yes, it will be like that, I took care of it.

I told you Eva, please calm down.

"Your successful application for the Mars mission
then...

"... giving you a place in the program
We are experiencing great joy...

"... and soon to the Red Planet
We hope you will make a trip."

Oh my God, I'm going to Mars!

I really like these new jeans.
I'll probably buy another one.

- Lola, I was chosen to go to Mars.
- Congratulations, Mandy.

It left a very good impression on them.
you should be.

It's a tiring application process.
I'm very excited.

But are you sure about that, Mandy?

Yes. So I haven't looked at the details yet...

...but a new era in human history
They say they will open it.

Why are you crying?

Why do you want to go to Mars?
You couldn't like Eastbourne.

This mission will be very dangerous, Mandy.

- What if you fail?
- I'll take that risk, Lol.

This feels like something I should do.

So it's not for me,
for future generations.

Too big to chase after
There is no dream.

Going to Mars is not because it is easy,
I choose it because it is difficult.

Also from �� and ���Employment Agency
will save me.

Hello and welcome to Mars Mission.

This world has an out-of-this-world reward
reality tv show.

Seven candidates six weeks ago
Mars started its education...

...and one immediately stood out.

All other tests
Even though it didn't pass...

...Mandy Carter with huge 10G
easily coping...

...unexpectedly in the centrifuge
He proved to be resilient...

...no one's central nervous system
This is a power he can't handle.

And most of the other contestants
There was a lot of news following his elimination.

You are the last two candidates.

Yar�n son se�memizi yapaca��z.

Now go home to your training manual
Work and get some rest.

You will need this.

"Congratulations.

"Art�k bir Space X 3000
"You are the owner of the Mars launch vehicle."

On the surface of this frightening planet
while wandering around...

...some strange, extraterrestrial creatures
appeared.

After watching from my hiding place
I decided they wouldn't hurt me.

After some training and elimination
Now we come to our last two challenges.

Doctor Gould, have you picked the winner?

Yes, thank you Konnie.
We actually chose.

We go to Mars and our sponsors use WD-40
with his contributions...

...the person who will buy a year's supply of WD-40...

...Mandy Carter!

A year's supply of WD-40?
A tin can.

Are you sure he's the perfect candidate?

Yes, he's a good fit.
He's so stupid, we can't help but say so.

- But what if it doesn't happen?
- Don't do it.

Then we send monkeys or something.

Mandy, how are you feeling about the mission?

Piloting a Mars rocket
It's a big task.

It will require all your concentration.

No, I guess everything
It is done with large magnets.

Yes. Also on everyone's mind
big question...

...it's a one-way journey
What do you think about it, of course?

What?
Won't I come back?!

It's a one-way journey
We thought you understood.

- I changed my mind.
- What?

Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy Carter,
I urge you to think again.

The thing is, we were watching him train...

...with weightlessness, with centrifugal force,
We watched you deal with closed spaces.

We have never seen anything like this.

It's like you were born for this task.

Think about it, Mandy.
Your name will not be forgotten forever.

Mandy Carter, Mars space mission
The first woman to appear on television.

Will it be broadcast on television?

- Okay, I will do it.
- Good.

To Mission Commander Mandy Carter
A complete physical examination was performed...

...and it was declared completely suitable.

Less than 30 seconds left.

OK Mandy, lock the door.

I lock the door.

You have less than 10 seconds left.

Nine, eight, seven...

...six, five, four...

...��, two, one.

- Press the big red button, Mandy.
- I press the big red button.

- Let's see what this baby can do.
- Don't touch anything anymore, Mandy.

- We took off.
- Great. This is incredible.

Oops, I dropped my chocolate.

�unbelievable! Yes, yes.

I can't keep up. Then I eat.

We lost sight. We lost sight.

Goodbye Mandy...

...and good luck.

Seven months and several hundred thousand miles later...

...The Mars Mission finally landed on the Red Planet.

- Now the whole world is watching...
- Mandy Carter...

...to set foot on another planet
getting ready.

This is mission control.
Get ready to exit the lander.

The whole world is watching, Mandy.

Hello, I'm Mandy Carter.
I will open the door now.

The door is a little stuck.

I'm glad I brought WD-40 with me.

This is a small step for humanity.

A very big step for Mandy.

Oh my god.

It's beautiful.

It's very beautiful.

I can't believe I came to Mars.

I'm on Radcliffe's bad side.
a woman.

It's just a one-way trip
I know it is.

I know I won't come back
But at least I accomplished something.

All those teachers,
All those career advisors...

...and all those behavioral psychologists
I proved him wrong.

It just shows you,
No matter where you are from...

...what matters is where you go...

...and if you dream big,
Those dreams can come true.

And that I won't come back to the world
I know...

...but everyone in the world
I want him to listen to me one last time.

Take care of each other.
Be good to each other.

Because there is only one person to live
you have a planet...

...and it may be a wonderful world but
It looks very nice from where I am.

This may be the last time you hear from me...

...but the name Mandy Carter
It won't be the last you hear.

Every time you look at the night sky you see a sh**ting star
When you see it, it will be me.

So Mandy Carter.

I'll be here somewhere.

In your dreams and binoculars.

Take care of yourself. Goodbye.

I will also say something.
I was out of breath during the flight.

So what if this kills me?
Something needs to be done.

No Mandy! Don't smoke.

We should have sent monkeys.

I found my 'chocolate'.