Hot Cross Bunny (1948)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

[theme music playing]

[in French accent]

And now fellow scientists, for our great experiment.

I am going to put this chicken's characteristics into an experimental rabbit.

Thereby making the rabbit think that he is a chicken.

One moment, gentlemen, and I will bring in the rabbit.

[munching]

What a setup.

The life of Riley!

Lovely flowers, three meals a day, carrots by the bushel, soft music, gorgeous scenery.

[wolf whistles]

I can't understand it, but I love it.

Just love it!

Eh, what's up, Doc?

Oh, uh, by the way, how about getting me a rabbit nurse, Doc?

I might take a turn for the worse, you know.

I am going to give you an examination.

[chuckles] Oh, Doctor.

Well, okay, Doc, I'll play ball with you.

Anything to further science, you know.

I gotta humor him like this all the time.

First, the heart.

Tick-tick-tick-tick.

Hup, two, three, four, hup, two, three, four.

Squads, right, roger and out.

Now, stick out your tongue.

We'll see if it's coated.

And two pairs of pants, Doc.

[exclaiming]

[doctor] Read the bottom line.

[Bugs] "Printed by the Allied Trades Council, "local 472."

Gee, this is pretty nice of you, Doc, showing me around the place.

Hey, take it slow, I don't wanna miss a thing.

You won't.

An audience.

Hey, what's the attraction, Doc?

You are.

Oh, Doc, you should've told me.

I ain't prepared.

But I won't let you down, Doc.

I'll ad lib something.

Now, let's see, uh...

Oh, yeah. [shorts]

[in deep voice]
I'm the mayor of the town, gentlemen of the jury, you can't send that poor boy to prison. [snorts]

Calling Doctor Gillespie.

[in normal voice] Ta-da!

What a tough audience.

It ain't like St. Joe.

St. Joe, they love me there.

Now observe closely, nothing here.

Nothing here.

And nothing here.

Cut it out, Doc.

You'll crab my act.

The hand is quicker than the eye.

Ala-kazam-a-reenie, presto-ra-rooty, and, uh, "What's cookin', Doc?"

Hmm.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[tap dancing]

Go away, Doc, you bother me.

I'll give 'em the all out job, this will get 'em.

[scatting]

-[thuds]
-[singing stops]

And now for the experiment with this rabbit.

[gasps]

[Bugs] Get your hot dogs, get 'em while they're hot, thanks.

Get 'em hot, here's your change.

No sauerkraut?

Pass that along, will ya, bud? Thanks.

Here's your change, hot dogs, everybody eats 'em, red-hot!

There ya go, mister, lots of mustard!

Hot dog.

[thuds]

Now, we will turn this rabbit into a chicken.

A chicken?

That's out, Doc, I don't want to be no chicken.

Yes, you do, come here, come here, come back here.

[exclaiming]

Stop! One more step and I'll blow you up!

This contains manganese, phosphorous, nitrate lactic acid and dextrose.

[laughs heartily]

That is the formula for a chocolate malted.

[continues laughing]

Yum, yum.

I'm a better scientist than I thought.

[yelps]

[singing] Tenting tonight

On the old camp ground

He went that way, Doc.

That was my good deed for the day. [yelps]

[spraying]

[Bugs laughing]

[laughing hysterically]

Huh?

[continues laughing]

It don't do a thing for me. [laughing]

-[Bugs screaming]
-[electricity crackling]

[crowing and clucking]

[in French accent]
In our next experiment, we will reverse the procedure.

I hope.

Looks like Doc is a victim of "fowl!" play.

[laughing]

[theme music playing]