02x03 - MARK

[bunniefuu]

[heavy breathing]

[coughing]

[grunting]

[chains clattering]

sh*t.

[clattering continues]

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, no...

Hey... hey...

[distant grunt]

Oh, no, another one.

Hey...

Hey, are you okay?

[screaming]

[both screaming]

[eerie theme music]

♪

[both screaming]

-Oh, no...
-Please don't k*ll me.

-Don't k*ll me!
-I-I'm not gonna hurt...

No, that's no use.
It's no use.

What do you mean no use?

Wait, are you gonna
k*ll me no matter what?

-No, I'm not gonna hurt you.
-I swear I'm not going to.

I... Look what you did to him.

I didn't do that.

Like I'm supposed
to believe you.

You're not listening to me!

Stop yelling at me!

-Okay.
-I'm scared.

So am I.

I just woke up in here,

and I don't know where I am
or what happened.

-It's hitting me, too.
-I just woke up in here.

What?

I think...

somebody, somehow
has trapped us in here.

[whispers] And I bet they're
watching us right now.

-Wait, don't do that.
-Don't do that.

What? What? What? What?

Don't take off your camera.

-It could be rigged.
-Rigged?

-Yeah, to explode.
-It might blow your head off.

-Okay, okay, I didn't...
-I didn't think about that.

Okay, let's be careful.

Let's get the f*ck out of here.

Okay.

[chains clattering]

I think you might be right.

[lock rattling]

I think...

I think we might be
trapped in here.

What do you think
this is all about?

Huh?

I mean, if you had
to guess, you know...

I'm not, I mean, your guess
is as good as mine.

Okay, if you, if you thought
about it, do you think maybe

somebody is trying
to get revenge on us?

-I-I don't know.
-I don't know.

You think maybe
we did something bad

and somebody's plotting
this whole thing

for, for retribution?

You just lost me.

How is it possible
that I lost you?

We should escape.

Oh, okay.

[voice over intercom] Silence.

What was... hello?

Wait... are you
going to hurt us?

Who is that?

That all depends on you.

Who are you?

I am the Wolf Slayer.

What do you want?

Over the next 24 hours,

you will be tasked with solving

a deeply intricate
set of puzzles.

You must solve them all,

without fail, to escape
this room alive.

I think I recognize that voice.

-I don't recognize it.
-I think it's...

-Silence!
-Sorry.

Sorry, we'll be good.
We'll be good.

There's no time to waste.

You must start right away.

Your first clue is this.

-Okay, let's listen.
-Listen really close, listen.

"I know you can see the tub,
but therein lies the rub,

"for the only way to truly see

is with a DVD."

The tub! The tub!

Ow! Oh, God damn it.

Hey, good job!

-It's a TV.
-I see that.

D... Do you want me
to plug it in?

Well, he did say
there was a DVD,

so you think
we should find that first?

Right, right, right.

Um...

Okay.

Okay, they're really small,

and they're round.

Oh, my God.

I mean,
they're so f*cking small.

What?

No, no, it's not gonna be.

It's... it's too easy.

Well, shouldn't we look?

-This guy's a mastermind.
-That's too obvious.

He's gonna save a clue like this
for something

very intricate,
much further down the line.

I think it's still worth a peek.

-The guy's got 20 clues.
-We gotta get moving.

I don't want
to die in here, man.

How do you know
there's 20 clues?

He said it. He said 20.

No, no.

He def... oh, no,
he definitely said 20.

After he said he was
the Wolf Slayer,

he said there was 20 clues,
you didn't hear him?

-No...
-It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.
The point is,

he's a mastermind,
the Wolf Slayer guy.

He's got a lot of clues.
We have no time to waste.

-Where would the DVD be?
-I don't...

If you're hiding a DVD in here,

where are you putting it?

Behind something round, right?

Maybe.

[mouthing]

f*cking... I mean,
the DVD is so small...

I don't...

Wait.

What? What?

Dude, what are you doing?

Why?

Look, oh, there it is!

[tape ripping]
Ow!

-I'm so sorry.
-I'm sorry.

Ow.

I'm gonna plug this in now.

You go ahead.

All right.

Ow.

Okay.

Y... th... That's how
you turn it on.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Oh, you put it face down.
You scratched it!

-Oh, f*ck!
-Okay, it's okay.

-You think I ruined it?
-No.

Actually, it's just a smudge.

You don't think I f*cked it up?

-Okay, here we go.
-Here we go.

What would he do
if I broke the CD?

Shh. DVD. It's a DVD.

-DVD.
-CDs are just audio.

You're right.

Congratulations.

You have made it
through the first puzzle.

Wait, isn't, I thought...

Isn't this the second puzzle?

I thought the DVD
was the first puzzle.

No, he was very clear.

The DVD is the clue

to the first puzzle,
this is the first...

"-" You think it's just
fried chicken,

but beware the finger-lickin'."

Who the hell is that?

I don't know.

Plot thickens.

Let's figure it out.

"Figure out how you landed here,

and you'll be one step freer."

-Well?
-That's it? There's no more?

Apparently not.

I mean, that's just some video

of some random guy eating
a chicken sandwich.

What the hell does that mean?

Again, I don't know.

That's why they call it
a puzzle.

We have to work through it
because it's a puzzle.

I think
we should check the door.

-The door's locked.
-We tried the door.

We're chained to the walls.
We're not getting out of here

unless we play the game, okay?

What about the poem?

-Poem?
-Yes, the clue poem.

Finger-lickin'.

Maybe it has something to do
with the chicken.

You think
the chicken was poisoned?

I think that might be
what he's getting at, yes.

Okay, so he poisoned that guy.

Is that... That's it?

Right? Yay.

Hey, are we ready for
the next puzzle?

Stop trying to skip puzzles.

He's gonna tell us
when he's ready.

Man, this is so hard.

Yeah, because
he said he's the best.

He did?

He calls himself
the Wolf Slayer.

Yeah, you know,

I don't know if I'm up for this.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

Let's look at this
from a different angle, okay?

What if the chicken sandwich guy

wasn't totally random?

You think it's him?

I don't see
anybody else in here.

Oh, it's the wolf mask
from the TV movie!

-Yeah, from the movie.
-Isn't that exciting?

Yeah!

-[gasps]
-It's the chicken sandwich guy.

Okay, we got
some momentum, baby.

Okay, how does this play
into the whole game?

What's the next puzzle?

Come on, you got this.
Don't lose it.

Concentrate.

-I got nothing.
-Oh, my God!

-What...
-Why do I do this?

Why do I even try?

I mean, you spend all this time,

this energy, and this money,

a... and all for this?

It's insane.
This is insane.

Whoa, whoa, I... I don't
understand what's happening.

Yes, you don't understand
anything.

And that's the problem here.

That's the reason why
we're still stuck

on the first...

c*ck-a-doodie... puzzle.

It's not that hard, okay?

Look, let me show you.

"Oh...

"it's a DVD!

"The next one.
What do we do?

"Oh, okay.

"We put it in the DVD player.

"The Wolf Slayer gives us
a brand new clue.

"It's brilliant.
He says, 'Hey, look,"

"there's something
underneath the tub.'"

"Is there something
under the tub?"

"Let's go find out. Come on."

"Hey, it's an ax!

Look at that."

"And what are axes for?

Axes are for breaking through."

And since I can't
break through to you,

I'll do it myself.

[grunting]

Okay, let's see what's back.

Oh, I found something.

It's another clue!

It's inside of
a mysterious black bag.

Very interesting.

[mock gasp]
It's a saw!

And do you know
what saws are for?

-No.
-Of course you don't,

because you, my friend,
are kind of a moron.

A... at least I'm not mean.

-[saw whirring]
-Nope, nope, nope.

You're not getting out
of this that easy.

Even if we have to skip


you're gonna finish this.

Because if you could
solve puzzles,

you would already know

that not only was
the chicken sandwich poisoned,

it contained a key.

A key that unlocks these chains.

A key that is now lodged

inside of his lower intestines.

And a key that you have to get.

H... how do you know
all this stuff?

How do you think
I know all this?

-I don't know.
-I don't know.

Silence.

Oh, where did that...

Where is that voice coming from?

Silence. Silence.

Silence.

And the lights...

-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.

Now he gets it!

Hey, hey, hey!

Ah-ah, ah-ah.

Okay, okay.

Oh, my God...

This was gonna be
a very, very good day.

But you ruined it,
and I worked really hard,

and now it's gonna be a bad day
because it didn't work!

-No, it did.
-The game was great.

It was just a little confusing.

You're just saying that
to make me feel better.

-I'm not.
-You were spectacular.

-Really?
-Yes.

Now I'm questioning it.

I feel like
maybe it was my fault.

I made it too hard.

It was my first time,
and I don't...

It was hard.

[sighs]

Maybe we could start over.

I'll do anything.

I'll do whatever you want.

Well, here's an idea.

I could give you
one more chance.

I'm not saying I'm going to,

but technically, there is a key

to these chains lodged
inside of his tummy.

And if you could
get it out somehow,

I might, I might find it

in my broken heart,
that you broke...

I'm sorry.

...to take it easy on you.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

I'm going to find it!

[saw buzzing]
[flesh ripping]

Oh...

W... wow!

You go! I'm proud of you!

Look at you.

You gotta...
you gotta rip it open,

it would be inside of the, uh...

-[grunting]
-Oh!

[spitting]

Okay!

You're doing great!

Could be something in there.
Check it, check it...

Oh, okay.

Here, let me help you with that.

Let me help you.

Got it.

[spitting]

Okay. Slow down.
Slow down.

Just take your time...
Wait, but don't stop.

Don't stop. Come on.

You got this.
Keep going.

I mean...

-It's in there.
-I promise you.

I mean, I'm...

I'm looking everywhere in here.

It's just... I bit
the f*cking things open.

I just... There's no key in here,
I can't find it.

Maybe...

Maybe he already pooped it out.

I k*lled him
less than six hours ago.

I came straight to your place.

I drugged your coffee.

I brought you both back here
at the same time.

Do you think there's
any world in which a key

can move through a colon
in six hours?

I don't think so,
but then again,

I'm not the doctor.

Wait, this guy's a doctor?

No, no.

You're... you, the doctor.

I'm not a doctor.

-What're you ta...
-you're John Anderson MD,

the famous surgeon.

Dude, that's my cousin John.

I'm just... he's out of town,

I'm just house sitting his cats

W...

-[laughs]
-Oh...

oh, boy, oh, I owe you
a real apology.

I am so sorry.

I was operating under
the assumption

that you were
a brilliant surgeon?

-No, I'm not.
-Yeah, that...

Yeah, it all makes
a lot more sense now.

Okay. I actually feel better.

Um, the problem is,

that kinda changes everything.

It's a real pickle.

It's almost like
a new puzzle for us.

Uh, yes?

I'm so sorry
to keep asking you this,

but can you please tell me
what's happening?

Oh, no, now that
I know who you are

I'm happy to explain.

So I was watching a show
called Dexter,

and there's this really
interesting guy who kills

"bad people" in order

to make himself
feel better, right?

And your cousin, John,
is a very bad doctor.

He drugs his male patients
and does "bad things" to them.

So I thought, maybe I'll try it,

I'll feel better like Dexter.

And then I remembered
that movie where the guy traps

the two other guys in the room
and there's puzzles...

Ah, I saw that movie!

But isn't the twist
tha... that the body

under the blanket was
alive the whole time?

-I don't know.
-I-I didn't see it.

I can't watch those kinds
of movies.

I have a very
overactive imagination...

I know what happened.

You thought I was John.

You drugged me instead,

and you brought me here.

That's how I got here.

You got one of the clues!

-[laughing]
-On your own!

Congratulations.

So can I go?

No.

Because now you know
what I look like,

and I am a person of interest.

But, dude, it's so dark
in here that...

It's not that dark.

-I've barely seen you.
-Really, honest...

Just because you're
closing your eyes right now,

it doesn't mean you
haven't seen me.

You know how you have
small letters on a...

This is... this is really
sad and desperate.

No, I'm sorry, you're gonna
have to try for something else.

Here's the thing, you let me go,

I won't tell a soul.

I swear to God,
I don't have any friends.

Who the f*ck would
I tell anyway?

I won't tell any...
I'll help you get John...

-Here's an idea.
-I'll help you get John...

Here's an idea, okay?

How about I leave you
in here, right?

And if you can figure out
a way out, you get to live.

And then if...

Oh, I don't think so.

Nice try, though.

-Yeah?
-Nice try.

-Okay.
-All right.

I'm going to go ahead
and take this.

Yeah...

Make my way over here.

[sighs]

Oh, by the way.

Can I have that?

You may not.

[chains clicking]

Okay...

You know what?

[door scraping]
I'm gonna leave this unlocked.

[closing]

"I can see you're feeling blue.

"So how about one last clue?

"There's nothing left to lose.

So maybe there's
a second key inside your..."

Okay, okay, okay, okay...

What rhymes with lose?
Okay, lose like...

[stammering]

Coos, doos, goos, os...

Shos... shoes!

Shoes!

I did it!

I did it!

[lock clicking]

[chains clatter]

Oh, yeah, yeah...

[clattering]

[screams]

[eerie theme music]