01x02 - Episode 2

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SIRENS WAIL

'There are certain things in life

'that nothing prepares you for

or hardens you to.

'And that's how it should be.

'Because if you become inured

to those horrors, your soul dies.

'But this knowledge makes

bearing witness to them

'beyond f*cking tortuous.'

MUTED

TEARFULLY: I'm sorry.

KNOCKING

I need to speak to your mum.

Mum? Mum, the police are here.

What is it?

'Is it her?'

It's Britney.

I'm so sorry.

You told me you'd find her!

You f*cking promised!

You're liars.

You're all f*cking

SOBBING: ..liars.

SHE SOBS

I'm so sorry.

'I'm so sorry, Angela.'

It was him, wasn't it?

It was him, it was her grandad.

No, no, he didn't k*ll her.

He was at the hospital.

He couldnae have done it.

Erm An officer will accompany you

when you identify the body.

I want him to suffer.

Don't you worry, Angela.

He's going to suffer.

That monster will wish

he was never created.

SHE SOBS

Mr Gulliver, absolutely delighted

you could join us this morning.

I'm delighted to be here.

Really looking forward to it.

Please, if you just look this way?

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

Thank you.

Right, shall we do this?

ON STAGE: 'Ladies and gentlemen'

Thank you.

'..a big round of applause

for Mr Richie Gulliver.'

When you break the bonds

of a family, you have problems.

Now, take that young girl

who vanished recently,

not a mile from here.

Britney Hamil.

She was 13 years old,

ladies and gentlemen.

And she came from a broken family.

God bless her.

It's a cautionary tale.

Do not break up the most

successful family in modern times,

or you will have problems.

We are an island family

living in a full house.

No room for mongrel interlopers.

We are stronger as a union with

England, Northern Ireland and Wales.

A united family.

A United Kingdom.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We're ready for you now.

Long time no see, Lennox.

How are you keeping?

CORONER HUMS TO HIMSELF

WHISPERING: I'm sorry, sweetheart.

She's not been dead

more than ten hours.

She was strangled, probably

as she was drugged and r*ped.

A condom was used. No sperm.

She'd spent a considerable amount

of time restrained.

Tape marks

on her wrists and ankles,

nothing deviating

from a standard r*pe-homicide.

I'm gonna check out

Cornell's employer, eh?

I'll keep trying to track

into his transactions.

Er, I found these in her mouth,

between her teeth.

Not sure it's from a gag.

Just as likely she tried to

bite him in resistance,

then bit into a garment

he was wearing.

WHISPERING: Find that sh*t.

Work this case.

Find that sh*t. Work this case.

Yes to an independent Scotland?

Er pint of lager

and a whiskey, please.

Yes, mate.

PUB CHATTER,

PHONE CHIMES

Ernie Winchester. 1968 to 1972.

47 appearances

and six goals for Hearts.

Way past his Aberdeen best

by the time he came to Tynecastle.

Ernie Winchester. 1968 to 1972.

47 appearances

and six goals for Hearts.

Way past his Aberdeen best

by the time he came to Tynecastle.

PUB CHATTER CONTINUES

TV: 'Gentlemen, at 7am this morning,

a body was discovered

'at the National Monument

in Calton Hill.'

The body has been identified

as that of missing schoolgirl

13-year-old Britney Hamil.

'We are treating the death

as suspicious,

'and we are launching

a m*rder inquiry.'

We're now asking

the public to help us.

'Anyone with information relating

to Britney's disappearance

'should come forward.

'Our team will be working tirelessly

to bring the k*ller to justice.'

PHONE RINGS

'Thank you.'

Hey.

Hi. Just seen about the little girl.

It's It's awful.

'Between her and the French couple,

what's happening to this place?'

I've

I've I've failed her, f*cked up.

What? It's not your fault.

'It's my fault.'

You OK?

I found I found her.

I had to go and tell her mother.

Oh, Jesus, Ray.

'Where are you?

Shall I come and meet you?'

No. I'm, er

I'm at work. I've got to go, hey?

'OK. I love you.'

No. No, I

Take a seat. Mr McClelland

will be with you shortly.

I see. Yeah.

Look, the thing is, we cannot

divulge personal information

about employees to the press.

Yes. Well, er, you have to put in

a written request.

To me, Baxter McClelland.

You must be

Detective Inspector Lennox. I'm

Baxter McClelland?

Graham Cornell?

Oh, still not due back

from holiday for another week.

Yeah, I know.

Any idea where he went?

Graham's a quiet sort.

It's like pulling teeth, getting

anything out of him sometimes.

Oh, yeah?

Not in a bad way.

It's just, you know,

he's not exactly gregarious.

Karen?

Detective Inspector Lennox here

needs to find out

where Graham's gone on holiday.

Huh? I dunno. He went on a

sightseeing thing to Rome last year.

He's a bit of a secret squirrel.

How do you mean?

Just keeps his self to his self.

Er, I can email you his work diary

if that helps?

Yeah, thanks.

There's a few references to an "RG".

Friday lunch, Tuesday lunch

Did Graham ever mention

an "RG" to you?

No.

Probably best we head to his flat

in New Haven.

He lives alone,

but a neighbour might have a key.

No, no, no. It's all right. It's

all right. I've got it from here.

Of course.

Just want to help in any way I can.

That's, er

That's fascinating, eh?

What's that?

Police work.

I'm a budding crime novelist.

I've just finished another draft

of my debut novel.

They Paid In Blood.

I was wondering, er

..would you mind giving it

the once-over?

I strive for authenticity and

Nothing authentic about police work.

Kind of mirrors life.

Lots of complexity and confusion.

Oh. All right.

But yeah, yeah.

Email it over with Cornell's diary.

Oh, that's great, thanks.

I'll just email it now. Erm

Ray?

Those fibres that were

The fibres that were in

Britney's mouth, we checked it out.

They're the same sort they have

on the hoods of parkas.

We're looking into the brand.

How was Angela at the ID?

Yeah, it was hell,

but she got through it.

Robert Ellis again.

Robert Ellis is the Confectioner.

Confectioner got Britney.

It's the same MO. It's his

signature. He's still out there.

And that could be Cornell?

Maybe. Let's go and check his flat.

Forensics are on their way there

now. I mean, the only thing

we've got on Cornell

is circumstantial.

We need some proper evidence.

No recent calls recorded

on his phone and no transactions,

on his card for the last four days.

At pains to leave no trace. Dodgy.

Get Jill to find out

where Cornell was

when Stacy and Nuala

were m*rder*d, eh? Sure.

PHONE RINGS OU

PHONE RINGS

Ray. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Three guesses.

'Listen, mate,

you wanna sack that job off.'

Come down here and join me

in the security industry.

'Sunshine and sea, I'm telling you.'

Ray. Come on. Do yourself a favour.

'You've served your time, mate.'

Some day. Maybe.

Listen, the Andrews

and Ernshaw murders -

the k*ller has the same MO

as a case of a wee girl I'm on.

It's the same guy, George.

'Confectioner's still out there.'

Oh.

The, er Britney Hamil girl, yeah?

'Yeah.'

And was she r*ped?

'Yeah.'

Tape marks on the neck?

'Yeah.'

Kept for two days?

Yeah.

'And placed somewhere in public'

For us to find.

Yeah.

'Yeah, well, always thought

'that he'd come back, didn't we?

You know my take on it, Ray.'

I told them. I told everyone

until I was blue in the face.

There's no way that Ellis

committed any of those murders.

I'm convinced of it, George.

Convinced of it.

There's no chance

that Ellis was the Confectioner.

'But if you decide to go

down this road'

you're gonna have to decide

if it's worth it for you. You know?

'Personally.'

Got to go, George.

'Thanks.'

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anything?

Graham Cornell has a lovely

collection of h*m* art,

for a start.

What else have we got?

Apparently not much.

There's only one set of prints

anywhere, and these.

They don't open anything in here.

This guy was tidy

to the point of a**l.

No pun intended.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Hi. How can I help?

I know who k*lled Britney Hamil.

And Claire Gorman. And Hazel Lloyd.

She's gone,

and I know where she's buried.

It was me.

I did it.

I k*lled them all.

Is that him?

Of course it is, look at him.

f*cking French.

f*ck sake.

Hello.

Mr LeBlanc?

Louis, please. Hello.

You must be Monsieur Roberto, yes?

Yes, yes. This is DS Dougie

Douglas Gillman.

All right?

Enchante, enchante.

How was Eurostar?

My preferred way of travel,

the train.

I get the time for reading the notes

and thinking the thoughts. Perfect.

Time.

Yeah.

Well, we'll take you to the hotel

and then on to the crime scene, yes?

D'accord. Lead the way.

PHONE RINGS

Yes?

Yes!

We have a confession.

Huh?

What, Lennox come through

with that civil-service guy?

No. Not the Cornell guy.

Someone walked in, put their hand up

for Britney and for Claire Gorman.

Er, it's another case.

Bloody fine result.

Congratulations.

Hee-hee!

Sweet. Sweet!

You're admitting

that you k*lled Britney Hamil.

Aye. Britney Hamil.

What's all this?

This? The piece of feral sh*t,

Gary Franklin, has confessed

to taking Britney and k*lling her.

And Claire Gorman,

and another missing girl.

He's buried her in woodland

out in Perthshire.

Hazel Lloyd.

His only previous is petty theft.

He was at school with the lassie.

Says he tried to have sex with her.

Couldn't manage. He k*lled her

by accident after she taunted him.

His first k*ll.

Gary, Claire Gorman,

take us back to the start.

When did this happen?

Claire Gorman, hmm.

She was my first. But there's more.

Let's put all these

connections together.

Loads more.

'OK. Go on.'

'Hazel was so'

Boss. The Gorman m*rder

was ten years ago.

Gary Franklin would have been,

what, barely 16?

Never interrupt a canary

when it wants to sing.

Where was he when Britney was taken?

How did he snatch her?

Has he shown us the van?

He'll tell us everything.

He's obsessed with Hazel Lloyd.

He wants to get that

off his chest first.

Obsessed full stop. It's textbook

serial k*ller trainspotting.

So I went for a walk with Claire

'He gets off on the details.'

She'd been c*ck-teasing me

for ages, eh?

She'd already keyed her hole

to do boys in her year.

'So she was getting it

one way or another.'

Let me in there with him, boss.

No. We're gonna bang this guy up

for Britney.

You eliminate a tie-in

with the French m*rder,

because the public are spooked

with this serial k*ller stuff.

'She was teasing me'

I'm going to update

the police committee.

'She was asking'

Then I'm going to Perth

to find Hazel Lloyd's body.

'Do you have any exact dates

for this here, Gary?'

I think he knows a lot

about these cases.

I don't believe he k*lled Britney,

but this has obviously got you

Ray?

KNOCKING

DI Lennox entering the room.

DC McCorkle leaving the room.

CLEARS HIS THROA

I'm trying to work out your

connection with these three girls.

Why those three?

Well, Claire was the one

I wanted to be with.

And you know what happened there.

The other two, you get a taste

for it, eh? You cannae stop.

Right. Well, let's talk about

Claire. Must have been hard,

getting her in your car

with those high heels on, eh?

Well Where there's a will,

there's a way.

So, Claire wouldnae get your hole.

Well, fair enough.

I understand that. You're a man

of passions, and sometimes, lasses,

they just didnae get that. They go

for the shallow, smarmy creep, eh?

I'm fascinated

by how you managed to get Britney

into the back of your

black Toyota Prius.

I'll tell you all about that.

I'm not talking about her right now.

What did you use to tie her up?

I, erm

These are important details, Gary.

The beasts will want to know.

Beasts?

See, this, this probably seems like

a smart move.

You're thinking all the true crime

groupies will be lining up

for conjugal visits.

That's not what

You're forgetting one thing.

The beasts wing.

You will be surrounded by

the monsters that you pretend

to be one of. But, oh, for sure,

the conjugal visits

will be abundant,

but they wouldnae be from

the lost women that see themselves

as saviours of violent men.

And this c*ck of yours? Hoo!

Prized by these monsters, mate.

Even more than your arsehole,

because that's what they want -

to exonerate themselves

by claiming this trophy

that defiled those girls.

Do you want to go there, Gary?

Because it doesnae matter to us.

It won't matter to the monsters.

Do you want to f*cking go there?!

No, no!

Do you want to f*cking go there?

I didnae touch them!

I didn't do anything.

I swear, I didn't.

Claire was wearing trainers,

you daft f*cking twat.

I didnae do anything! I didn't!

I didnae do anything.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I did it.

Jesus Christ, Ray.

Bob's gonna be so pissed off.

Well, he might just have to get over

his f*cking aversion to police work.

Do you really think

we're chasing Confectioner?

Yeah. Told us too. He's just

sh1tting it about the politics.

And that Cornell's Confectioner?

There's only two ways

that we can know.

One, by finding Cornell. Two, by

eliminating all the other suspects.

KNOCKING

Well?

You saved me freezing

my bollocks off in Perthshire.

But I f*cked up, Bob.

There was a chain of command,

and I broke it.

I undermined you, and I'm sorry.

HE GUFFAWS

Even steal my f*cking lines!

Alex Ferguson used to manage

Eric Cantona

differently to his other players.

Be my Eric Cantona.

Don't be my Beckham.

Do not be my f*cking Jaap Stam.

Now, lay it all out for me

as you see it.

Er Well, we're looking

for Graham Cornell.

Still no sign. It's hard to vanish

like that these days

without any help, but could Cornell

be the Confectioner?

Cos I don't think Ellis is.

You will prioritise

suspects that we have.

Loughran. Cornell.

Instead of trying to overturn

a previous conviction.

Or you are done here. End of.

You got it?

KNOCKING

Patrol are saying

Tommy Loughran's back home.

Go.

Providence.

I didn't know you believed in God.

I don't. But there's one thing

those Bible bashers have got right.

What's that?

We're those just fighting

against flesh and blood.

We're fighting against evil.

These beasts suck the life

out of their victims.

They're f*cking vampires.

Hello, Tommy.

You took your time.

I never took any bairn.

Didn't say you had.

Did you hear me ask

if he'd abducted anyone?

Nope.

I asked where you were

eight forty-five

on Thursday morning.

I listen to the radio.

I know why you're here.

Sit down. I'm getting a crick

looking up at you.

We're interviewing you as

a potential witness, not a suspect.

Did you see this girl

when you left the house?

We tend to keep ourselves

to ourselves, eh, Percy boy?

Maybe you saw something now,

did you?

What's that, Percy boy?

You never saw a van?

Or a wee lassie?

You were too busy

sniffing lamp posts.

It's all I can do

to walk 50 yards down the street

to let Percy have a pish.

While I concentrate on when I might

cease to draw another breath.

Asbestosis.

I I saw something.

I saw a wee lassie.

On her way to school.

In a bright red blazer.

Girl has a wee smile.

'She was walking past a van.

'Then she just disappeared.

'Kiddies being snatched up

off the street in broad daylight.

'It's not something you see

every day.'

Did you see a man in the van?

No. Couldn't really see anything.

I heard the side door open.

It must have been behind it.

You're not long out of uniform

by the look of it, aye?

What's that supposed to mean?

I can see you in that black uniform,

a nice wee blouse.

Hair tied up.

Your hair tied up

in a nice wee bun, eh?

Or a ponytail, eh?

No, I don't think I did.

GASPING

MACHINE BEEPS

GASPING

DS Drummond you seem to have

inadvertently stood on

Mr Loughran's oxygen tube.

Oh. Have I?

GASPING

Clumsy.

COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

If you could just jot your

phone number down here, Tommy, eh?

You've been very helpful, mate.

You'll have to shout it out to me.

The disc on Percy's collar.

0-7-7-0-0-9-0-0-6-2-4.

Thanks, Tommy.

I, er I have to apologise.

That was very unprofessional.

It was indeed, DS Drummond.

But it was f*cking brilliant.

Bet it felt good, eh?

HE LAUGHS

Aye, it did.

And we struck gold.

How's that?

Well, the yellow paper

found where Britney went missing.

Loughran had a ream of it.

That's stretching it a bit, no?

Besides, look at him.

He's hardly got the energy.

Could be part of a ring.

Wolves often hunt in packs.

OK. Got the intel to back it up?

Connections?

Sure we will have. He's been

caught with material in the past.

I'll go through the files.

Better you than me.

No amount of training prepares you

for child porn, hey?

No such f*cking thing as child porn.

It's abuse.

Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't know.

No, no, it's OK. I'm sorry.

It's the sounds that k*ll me.

I can't get them out my head.

Yeah, me neither.

Someone's got to bear witness

to pure evil, though, eh?

Are you sure that paper was yellow?

The What the f*ck?

HORN BLARES

What the hell, Ray?

It was yellow.

I could have sworn it was

It was yellow. I mean

The lighting was low. You might

f*ck sake.

Easy mistake.

Aye. Should get myself

to Specsavers, eh?

Don't mention this to the others.

Pull over. Pull over.

That for Graham Cornell?

Er, aye.

That's a different address

on the package.

It's been redirected.

Happens all the time.

Whoa, come on.

It's OK, mate.

Sex toys. Bondage.

Kinky b*stard.

Each to their own, eh?

Let's go see

what we can find out there.

Enjoy.

POSTMAN CHUCKLES

PHONE RINGS

Boss.

'f*cking press

have my nuts in a sling.'

Not called that nowadays.

'Hey?'

Not the f*cking press nowadays.

It's the f*cking media.

'Oh, don't act

a f*cking wideo c**t with me, Ray.

'Find Cornell!

'Erm, is Amanda with you?

You got me on speakerphone?'

Yes to both, boss.

'Er, pardon the French.'

Why is he getting mail redirected

from a flat two miles away?

Maybe it's an office,

business address?

Ray. Ray, we don't have a warrant.

A full forensic team should be here.

You stole those

from Cornell's flat.

You are gonna f*ck up

our entire investigation,

going rogue like this.

By the time we've fannied around

with all that crap,

the trail's gone cold.

HE SHIVERS

Hello?

Why would he live in that flat

if he's got this one?

Check who owns it.

What is this place?

It's like something out of

the Spanish inquisition.

Jesus.

Won't find him in here.

What's that smell?

What?

Whiff of sulphur.

Devil himself.

HE CHUCKLES

Forensics will have

a field day in here.

Wouldn't want to be

on the receiving end of that.

See this?

Britney?

'How delightful is the imagination.

'Nothing resists us.

'It means that every crime is ours,

'and we employ them all and

multiply the horror a hundredfold.'

Marquis de Sade, he's the freak

that all this shite is named after.

You've read his books?

You'd be surprised.

Surprised that you read

an 18th-century French philosopher?

Or how depraved he was?

His books are not really about sex.

They're more about power.

Raw power.

Yeah?

Totally. I mean, that's

what makes them so terrifying.

"To Daddy RG.

Thank you for teaching me."

RG.

We had a

a suspect in custody earlier today,

but he's no longer a, erm

a person of interest.

We are pursuing, erm

..other avenues,

a-and I remain confident.

Can I just say that,

as distressing as this case is,

I have full confidence

in Chief Superintendent Toal

and his amazing officers.

Let them do their jobs.

I thought you didn't drink.

Sometimes, it affords clarity

amidst the confusion.

Let's go through Cornell again.

So, he befriends Angela.

Learns the girl's movements.

Takes time off work, disappears

around the same time as Britney.

It's all circumstantial.

For now, yeah.

PHONE CHIMES

So, Cornell doesnae start

at the civil service

until after the murders

of Stacy and Nuala.

We looked into him,

as to how Graham Cornell could have

k*lled Stacy or Nuala.

He was a VSO in Ghana

on those timelines.

So it's unlikely he's Confectioner.

It doesn't mean he's not responsible

for Britney Hamil, though, eh?

Appreciate you indulging me

and looking into it, eh?

You're welcome, Ray, but,

at the risk of sounding like Bob

AS BOB: ..let's focus

on this f*cking case, eh?

Sorry, keep jumping ahead. Or back.

Normally hooch or snatch.

All right, sweetheart?

What's up?

All right, darlin'?

Oh, Raymond.

You must join us.

We've booked a table.

So, I've made it my task

to civilise Douglas Gillman.

The surrounding is beautiful,

of course,

but I'm for needing your help here.

Worthy of difficult tasks, Louis.

I'd love to help,

but I do have somewhere to be.

Oh, that's too bad. Perhaps

the lovely Amanda will join us?

Erm No. Unfortunately,

I need to be making tracks as well.

You bevvying again, Lenny? One-way

ticket to the park bench, that.

Kick you off it first, mate, eh?

Wonder what the story there is.

Oh, they're partners.

And very professional.

It's innocent, I'm sure.

Aye, maybe. But Lennox likes to make

out that he's Mr Nice Guy.

But when he smells nonce,

he plays dirty.

And when he plays dirty,

anything goes.

God.

'Grant me the serenity to accept

the things I cannot change,

'the courage to change

the things I can.'

Shite. It's all f*cking shite.

WOMAN: So, how is Rod?

No.

SHE LAUGHS

OK.

Edinburgh Merchant schoolboy

that does not know

what his fingers and his tongue

are for. He was like

Yes. Yeah, he needs

a road map in bed.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

No. But between you and me, OK,

between you and me I've met

somebody a bit more exciting.

Oh, right, OK.

And does exciting mean married?

Yes. OK. It does. Mm-hm.

Estelle!

You've got to keep that

on the down-low. You've got to.

Of course.

OK.

What's, erm What's his name?

Ray.

Ray. That was it.

Yeah. Yeah, he's good. He's good.

I'm a bit worried about him

at the moment.

He's under a ton of stress at work,

but

Oh, sh*t.

What?

That is our senior project director,

Mr Mount McKendrick.

And that is not his wife.

Lucky woman.

Look, there's just some things,

as head of HR,

you don't want to know about, OK?

OK, OK.

HE GASPS

SOBS

HE SIGHS

David Bowman came through

at the start of the '80s,

along with other young talents,

like Westwater and Mackay.

A combative midfielder.

Sold him to Coventry

after 116 appearances.

Played 40 games for them,

before moving to Dundee United,

where he probably enjoyed his best

years winning six Scotland Cups.

David Bowman came through

at the start of the '80s,

along with other young talents

like Westwater and Mackay.

A combative midfielder.

Sold him to Coventry

after 116 appearances.

Played 116 116 games for them.

40 games for them,

before moving to Dundee United,

where he probably enjoyed his best

years winning six Scotland Cups.

HIS WORDS ECHO AND REPEA

Are you ready, Angela?

You'll be absolutely fine.

Where have you been?

Listen, tread carefully

at this press conference, Ray.

Oh!

SHE LAUGHS

OK.

Oh, as if. As if!

Yeah.

Well played, well played.

You and Estelle are good friends.

We'll all be working

very closely together.

How do you feel about that?

Yeah.

It's a really strong

management team.

I'm excited to work with everyone.

Good.

Of course, there's some

treacherous waters to navigate,

but I'd be more than happy

to help you through them.

Thank you. It's really appreciated.

On that note,

we should get dinner sometime.

Yeah, I do tend

to only go for dinner

with people who are my boyfriend,

though, so

Of course.

Lucky guy.

Yeah, we're both very lucky.

Er, great. Thank you again.

It was a great game.

Well played.

That S&M den. It's owned by

a company, East Lowden Properties.

It's, erm no sub-letter.

And there's only one director -

Richie Gulliver.

Find out where he is right now.

Yeah.

Found the owner of the S&M den.

Ritchie Gulliver.

My name is Ritchie,

and I am a drug addict.

Good morning, everybody.

Thank you for coming.

We'd like to begin

the press conference

with Detective Chief

Superintendent Bob Toal.

The investigation to find

Britney Hamil's k*ller is ongoing.

This case has affected us all.

When that monster

took my bairn away

..he took my heart away.

Every gulp of air I breathe

will never taste the same again.

He's taken a huge part of my life

..and her big sister's life.

The kiddies at school

are having nightmares.

He's devastated a community, and

it can't happen to anybody else.

So

..if you know anything,

please, tell the police.

ON RADIO: 'We have to catch

this man.'

'Tragic thing is,

the k*ller isnae a stranger.

He might be a relative. He might be

a parent. He might be a lover.

It's somebody that we know

in this community.

And if anybody knows of anyone

who's behaving out of the ordinary,

please, contact the police.

Nobody presents as the monster

that they are,

and they only become apparent when

we find out what they've been doing.

Let me say this to the k*ller.

If you're out there watching this,

there's something

that you want from us.

What I would beg for you to do now

is to turn yourself in

so that we can find out

what this is together.

Innocent people shouldnae die

because of your pain and torment.

The way you see it

is you have motivations

for doing what you're doing.

The twisted gratification

of m*rder?

We can't understand you.

You need to make us understand.

Let us help. Work with us.

Because know this -

I will hunt you down,

and I will find you.

Thanks, er, DS Lennox.

This, er

This case is obviously, er

It's obviously very, er

very distressing,

but the public can rest assured that

we are leaving no stone unturned

in order to apprehend the

perpetrator of this heinous crime.

CLINKING

If I could crave your indulgence,

ladies and gentlemen.

The Newtown Affiliates were

formed Can you believe it?

..ten years ago,

to facilitate communication

between the great and the good

of our business

and political communities.

APPLAUSE

'People say it's all about greed

and self-interest.

'But history has shown us that greed

and self-interest are the engines

'that drive our civilization.'

Nothing can stop us.

So here's to us, and here's to

a united, prosperous Great Britain.

ALL: Hear, hear!

What's this? Ray?

DI Lennox, Lothian Police.

Serious Crime.

Richie Gulliver,

I'm arresting you in connection

with the m*rder of Britney Hamil.

You're not obliged

to say anything

Is this a practical joke?

Anything you do say will be noted

and may be used in evidence.

Oh, you're not

You're not gonna cuff me, are?

I think you'll find there's been

a terrible misunderstanding.

'There's satisfaction in

stripping some absolute b*stard

'who thinks they're beyond the laws

the rest are compelled to obey

'of their deluded arrogance.'

Enjoy your lunch.

'This sweet taste

is too often denied us.

'So just savour.'