01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

(birds chirping)

(car honks)

(car honks)

- Attention.

Secret.

Mad place.

- You know morse code?

- No.

- Oh my God.

- It's been 10 hours already.

Are you 100% sure

about the coordinates?

- For the millionth time, yes.

- Okay, it's just

that sometimes a four

can look like a nine and

rise, what does that even mean?

(sighs)

I don't like it.

Any of it.

- What is it?

What's wrong?

- The bonfires were here.

The man bonfires.

My brother died here.

In quarantine.

- Yeah, pretty messed up place

for a secret man hideout.

- I need to go for a piss.

- Me too.

(car doors bangs)

(car door bangs)

(belt buckle clicks)

(urine gashing)

- sh*t. Sorry.

- Can I help you?

- You don't

- What? Have a p*nis

No need with a pelvic

floor like mine.

- We've moved on from

talking about my

kegels, haven't we?

(pants)

(energetic music)

- Wonder how the girls are.

Udders must be leaking by now.

- Maybe we should just go back.

Let's just go.

- We can't, Pip.

- Drive.

- Drive.

- Go.

- Drive, drive, drive.

- Start the f*cking truck.

- Drive, Pip.

- Who is that?

- Just drive.

Drive.

(engine roaring)

- Oh my gosh, she has a g*n.

Go, go, go, Pip.

(tires screech)

What the hell are you doing?

- I'm following the arrows.

- Forget the arrows.

Get us out of here.

- We can't get out unless

you follow the arrows.

That's the reason

they have the arrows.

Where is the exit? They

should be more intuitive.

- My God. We're gonna die.

Pip, she's pointing at us

- Let the abundance flow and

the exit will present itself.

- There Pip, there.

- Where?

- [All] There.

- I think you'll find

that's the entrance.

- For God sake just

get us out of here.

(g*nsh*t fires)

(screaming)

Where is she?

What is she doing?

She's just standing there.

- Where am I going?

- Just drive

away from her.

- You know her.

Don't you?

How?

- She k*lled my friend.

Thomas

She shot him.

- When?

- About 14 days ago.

- 14 days ago?

You were being tracked by

Ms Boba Fett Terminator

back there 14 days ago

and you didn't think to tell us?

What the actual of fudge?

- Pip, just calm down.

- Me, calm down.

He's the one who's

endangered us all.

He wormed his way into

our life with his worm.

We were doing just fine

before we came along.

- Were we, fine?

- Look me in the eye

and tell me you'd rather

be here in this mess.

Than three days ago before

he came into our lives.

- sh*t the mother f*ck.

- sh*t it's her.

- Drive, faster.

- Go

- I always drive

with confidence.

- Pip, look out.

- Syncfest.

- What's syncfest?

- It's an annual

celebration of menstruation.

- Not exactly your scene.

- Just turn around.

- I can't, it's one way.

- Cover me.

- Go, go, go, go.

- Come on.

(car honks)

- Hey girls.

You forgotten where the fest is?

- No.

- Well keep going you dopies.

You're going the right way.

(salsa music)

- Just go, just go, just go.

- Pip. Welcome to syncfest.

- Lynley may your menses align.

- And your abundance flow deep.

Thought you'd be here already.

You don't usually miss

a moment of anything.

- It's true.

Not usually a misser.

- We're offering car washes

and valet for charity.

Can I sign you up?

- Of course, why not?

- Why yes d*ck?

- No thanks Lynley.

- Oh Pip, as a respected

community mentor?

I thought I could

count on you for this.

No thanks Lynley, we're good.

- Keys.

- What?

- I need your keys

for the car valet.

I'm not touching

that smelly blanket.

- That's not a smelly blanket.

That's my

My grandma.

- Who's napping.

- We really don't care.

Are you going to go?

- Yeah. Sure, sure.

Granny, wake up.

Got to go.

- Your grandma's

got veiny a*s hands.

- Well, your grandma

has a veiny a*s, a*s.

- Pigs.

(soft music)

- We're so f*cked, the hunter

is going to hunt us down.

- Shut up.

Keep walking.

Act normal okay?

There, there granny.

- Okay, I think we

should go back and cancel

the car wash.

No, I'm a respected

community mentor.

Okay, as soon as they

sees us in there,

they are going to arrest us.

Why are we walking

ourselves out of the fire,

And into the furnace of hell?

- Exactly.

- Cause the best hiding

is hiding in the plain sight.

(soft music)

- Suck in.

- I am sucking in.

- Is everything sorted.

- Yeah, I told them there

was a roster change.

- She bought that?

- Yes, I'm a community mentor.

- Come on.

- Don't screw this

up, Mooney is a hero.

- We'll just split up.

Attract less attention.

- Wait, we are not

splitting up ok

It never goes well

when people split up.

They always get

picked off one by one.

- Yeah, she's right.

The one with the best

hair always dies first.

- What?

- God, I hope so.

- Tuck in my bum.

(suspense music)

- Hello.

Love your outfit.

Very edgy.

Toffee Apple?

They're delicious.

I made them myself.

Your not a real

syncfester without one.

Enjoy.

- Make a way.

Make a way for the lucky girls.

- Pip!

Celebrate our lucky girls.

Release from the constraints

of negative thinking

Open minds

Open hearts

Enduring happiness

Forever free.

Celebrate the lucky girls.

[Parade Leader] Free

forever the lucky girls.

- Pip, Pip, Pip.

Oh, sorry.

(soft music)

- Pip.

You've got some nerves

showing up here.

- Michelle. I can explain.

(Laugh)

- I'm just kidding.

If you run, you can probably

still make it on time.

You signed up for the first

shift at the Menarche Tent.

- I did.

And I'm running.

- Oh, the Menarche

tents this way.

- Yep.

Menarche tents this way.

- There is not a lot

going on upstairs.

- Happy moon time.

Congratulations on

your first bleed.

Don't forget your starter pack

and a complimentary

hot water bottle.

- Happy Mennarche.

- It's Minaki.

- What do you

know? Get your bag.

You bleeding is a blessing.

Next.

There's an us in every uterus.

Just, just help yourself to the

Gift bags.

One each though.

(suspense music)

- Pip

What a fortuitous surprise.

They were kind enough to

close this attraction for me

so I could digest it fully.

Why don't you join me?

- I'd love to.

- Come.

- Get on board the menstrual

cycle where everyone

Sisters get on board

the menstrual cycle.

The fun never ends until its..

- Jackson.

Jackson.

Jackson.

Jackson.

- Everyone loves this

menstruation cycle.

- Jackson.

Jackson.

Jackson.

- Hello.

- Hello?

- Are you having a

sync festival day?

- Yeah, the best.

- It's is not nice to lie.

- Syncfest is a day of joy.

Where's yours?

- I must have left it at home.

- You can't leave it at home.

joy comes through wellness

and wellness is inside you.

(puke)

- Oh.

- You're Pregnant.

- I could have

eaten some bad eggs.

- You haven't.

- Well,

I'm not preggo. No way.

- You're lucky.

I can't wait to be

an abundant mother.

- Isn't that a little bit early

to be thinking about that.

It's never early to acknowledge

the power of your vulva

Do you have daughters?

- No.

I had a little boy.

- A boy?

You can't have boys.

They get unwell and die

before they can be born.

- Well, I had him he had

me and his name was Oscar

and he was perfect. Okay.

- I had a kitty once he

got squished to death.

Mummy got me a replacement kitty

and thought I didn't know.

It's okay though,

cause your replacement baby

will be a daughter of wellness.

- You know nothing

about anything.

- I know wellness

is our way of life.

I know wellness is our family.

Wellness is our friends.

Wellness is our bright,

abundant future.

When we become well through

wellness, we become free.

(sad music)

- Shut up.

- Don't you just love syncfest.

- More than life itself.

- I envy you, Pip.

- Envy?

- Envy your potential.

Sometimes I wish I could

go back to being a nobody

just so I could enjoy

realizing my potential again.

The path to your best free self

is littered with landmines.

I know you're wrestling with

one of the biggest landmines

anyone could ever

imagine right now.

You have a house guest.

Is that right?

Where do you see yourself

a year from now, Pip?

- I can't define the future.

- I can, and the Pip

I see is thriving.

You have more

responsibility at work

perhaps even a seat

on the committee.

Your success flows

to your home and your friends.

Because of you, they are happy.

They are safe.

- Jamie?

- With child, ripe.

Flourishing and Alex.

Oh, she admires you.

You want what's best

for them, don't you?

All you have to do is

make the right choices.

Make the right choices.

Everything goes back

to the way it was.

Only better.

Make different choices.

Well, you'll all be released

from the constraints

of negative thinking.

Forever free.

You do want things to be

better, don't you Pip?

Your guest with me

by sundown.

Good girl.

- Ma, Ma

f*ck them for doing this to you.

Bobby run. Run.

Mom stop. No, don't do that.

No ma

Let me go.

(suspense music)

- Jamie, I need to

tell you something.

- Jamie, that way.

- What? You're not with moony?

- No, the hunter.

- Jamie, I need to

tell you something.

- Stop flapping your

lips and get moony.

Now.

Mom, stop.

I'm okay.

I'm fine.

- Come on moony,

show us your dance?

Moony, moony, moony.

- Get out my way kids.

- How rude?

- What is this

new level of hell?

- It's a Reflection Labrynth.

(scream)

- What?

- Shh

Okay, we're sticking

together this time, right?

No splitting up.

No matter what.

Unbelievable.

(suspense music)

- Moony.

(mirror hit)

God.

Dam mirrors.

Moony.

(mirror hit)

Stupid bloody mirrors.

- I am a respected mentor.

I'm someone people

look to for leadership.

I can manifest an

abundant future.

Whatever choice I make

Will be the right one.

Moony

Moony

Moony?

(mirror hit)

Ah, damn it.

- [Jamie] Pip.

- Jamie.

- [Jamie] Pip.

- Jamie.

- [Jamie] Follow my voice.

- I am.

- Pip.

- Jamie.

- Pip.

(fast steps)

- Moonie, there's a lot of them.

I've seen him, he's here.

- No sh*t.

- There.

(screams)

- Moony.

(screams)

- Moony.

- Help.

- Moony,

Watch out.

No.

No, f*ck.

Stupid bloody mirrors.

- That's it

Bloody mirrors.

This way.

- Excuse me

Excuse me.

Where is Moony?

- There.

(suspense music)

- Stop the carwash.

I said stop.

Give me the keys.

Jamie, what are you doing?

- Does she?

Does she smell like puke to you?