[♪ Ominous music playing]
[chuckles]
[sighs] Do you hear that?
Silence. Perfect silence.
You made the right choice, Dev.
You sought desperately for a teacher,
and in the end, you have found one.
Yes, Master Solitus.
What will become
of the people in Force Hold?
[chuckles] Nothing pleasant.
Their story is over.
[all screaming, shouting]
Jedi Bob, what's happening?
Force Hold was never meant to contain
an entire galaxy.
It's collapsing in on itself.
-[whimpers]
-[grunts] Let's go.
Goodbye then…
[yells]
Help me, you barrel of bilge water.
Look what you did, you dark side dweebits.
Wesa sorry.
[all panting, grunting]
[Servo] Oh, my.
This isn't how it was supposed to be.
In the old stories,
the good guys always find a way.
And we lost.
I'm sorry I wasn't
a better teacher to you, Sig.
I have failed everyone again.
Oh, enough.
I'm experiencing a new emotion,
and it's called exasperation.
The Sig and Jedi Bob I know never give up.
We just need to put our heads together,
be they metal or nonmetal or…
[gasps] Together!
That's it. Everyone, stop!
Sig, what are you doing?
We have to run. We have to...
Do you trust me, Yesi?
You know I do.
Okay. Everyone, listen up.
Sig's got something to say.
Go for it, nerf herder.
I know you're all afraid.
I'm afraid too.
And I know fear is
the path to the dark side,
but in this place maybe
we're beyond dark side and light side.
Some of us build, some of us break.
We don't always get along.
We may play by different rules,
but at least we play.
So, what happens if we play together?
Dev and I got out of here last time
because we're a Force dyad.
But the Force connects us all, right?
Flows through all of us.
What if everyone that's left
can come together
and create a Force myriad?
Oh, uh, myriad means "many"
in case you were wondering.
Uh, just being helpful. It's what I do.
So, yeah, no need to thank me.
If we join together through the Force,
we might be able to
bust out of Force Hold,
get back to whatever's left of our galaxy,
and take Solitus by surprise.
You want us to work with them?
Thasa just wrong a.
Listen, I'm not thrilled about it either,
you goofy Gungan,
but we have no other choice.
We have to try.
Some of you have already
lost your galaxies.
And some of you have only
just found each other again.
But all of us need to fight
for the future, for what might be.
For who we could become. Can you try?
I suppose we could.
-Just this once.
-Give it a try.
Okay. Okay. This guy talks more than
Darth Plagueis the Long-Winded.
Let's do it!
You ready for this, Sig?
I'm ready.
Everyone, get ready.
Let the Force flow through you.
We're all luminous beings, right?
It's time to shine.
[rumbling]
[all screaming, grunting]
Sig?
[all shout]
Oh, I definitely
should not have survived that.
Whoa.
Princess General Senator Leia,
what should we do?
Everyone, follow me.
Don't stop until we reach Solitus.
It's the return of the Jedi.
And the revenge of the Sith.
-[Jedi Bob] Charge!
-[all yelling]
How?
[groans]
-[groans]
-Lord Solitus, what shall we do?
I'm not concerned, of course,
but some of the others...
Silence! They may have found
a way out of Force Hold,
but they cannot stand against my power.
I am oblivion.
I am the everlasting nothing.
Greebling, what do we do?
We build.
-Yes! Keep moving.
-[both grunt]
[groans] Time to prove your worth, droid.
With pleasure.
When the moment comes, are you prepared
to destroy your own brother?
I know what I have to do.
You again?
Didn't you learn your lesson last time?
[groans] He did learn his lesson.
[rumbles]
Dark troopers!
Force users in the front.
[all grunting, groaning]
Is that…
-Ahsoka, where are you going?
-I'll be right back.
-There's something I need to do.
-Now?
Everyone, flank left.
Keep those dark troopers away from...
-Ah! [grunts]
-Princess Leia! Are you okay?
I've been better. It's up to you now.
Consider this a b*ttlefield promotion.
General Yesi Scala.
Whoa. Me? A general?
But I thought you didn't believe in me.
You had me shipping cargo.
Because I wanted you to know
how to do every job in the Alliance.
You're a leader, Yesi. So, lead.
[grunting, groaning]
All right. [sighs] Listen up.
While the Force-y types
do their thing with the sabers
and the… [imitates lightsaber]
…we've got to handle those droids.
We may not be the best in the galaxy,
but we're all that's left,
and that's gonna have to be enough.
Are you in?
Yes. Rebellions are built on hope.
Oh, General. My General.
This is the way.
-I suppose we could lend a digit or two.
-[beeps]
You're going down a path I can follow.
Then what are we waiting for?
-Hmm.
-Let's go!
[all grunting, shouting]
[grunts] You like that, huh?
-R2, you're going too fast.
-[beeping]
I don't care if you're having fun.
Oh. [grunts] Anakin. [chuckles]
-[groans]
-Uh-oh. Look out. [yells]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[speaks Huttese]
[grunts, laughs]
-Ooh! [grunts]
-[laughs] Fun.
Got any tricks up your armor?
No tricks.
But I do have a few whistling birds.
Oh, no. [groans]
And works every time.
[cheering]
It seems like everything
that has transpired
has done so according to our plan.
Oh, come on.
[speaks Huttese]
[grunts]
[exclaims]
-Attack!
-[grunting]
No! [shrieks]
[groans] We'll never get to Solitus
with all these droids in the way.
-Whoa.
-Huh?
You two, go. We'll hold off the droids.
And… may the Force be with you.
He said it! He said the thing!
Hey, next time we make a plan,
we should remember that
something always goes horribly wrong.
[all grunting, groaning]
-[chuckles, exclaims]
-Oh, no.
Look out!
-Roger! Roger!
-[laughs, exclaims]
[exclaiming, laughs]
-We're losing?
-No.
Your former friends are simply too limited
to see the trap that's sprung around them.
They're giving up.
Next time give me a challenge.
Initiating Goliath protocol.
Goliath protocol complete. How thrilling.
Enough of a challenge for you is it? Hmm?
I'm not optimistic about your odds.
Everybody, run!
I will step on your little body.
-[laughs]
-[Rebels screaming]
We did not see this coming. What a twist.
Solitus, it's over.
You tried sending us into a dark age,
but we're not going anywhere.
Such disobedience.
And look at the mess you've made
of my perfect solitude.
Does it amuse you,
playing these little games?
Not gonna lie, it really does.
Where did you learn
such irrational confidence?
I had the best teacher in the galaxy.
Sig. I mean… [stammers]
…obviously I'm the best. [chuckles]
I'm not emotional about it at all.
Very well.
Dev, my apprentice,
be a pet and destroy your brother.
Siggy, are you ready?
I'm ready.
I think everything's been building
to this moment.
Sig, no.
Jedi Bo… Master Afol, trust me.
Finish him, Dev. He means nothing to you.
-[grunts]
-[groaning]
Dev, I knew there was still good in you.
Wait a minute! He turned on us
and got our galaxy gobbled up. Remember?
The only way to save Sig was
to make Solitus believe I was on his side.
And maybe the old me would have been,
but the truth is,
you don't mean nothing to me, Sig.
I want you to mean nothing to me.
But no matter how hard I try,
it doesn't work.
I hate it. It's unfair. It's… It's...
It's family.
Siggy… [stammers]
[sighs]
I love you.
I know.
[chuckles] I'm just kidding.
I love you too, big brother.
Sig was right.
Come on. Let's finish this.
[grunts]
Hiya, Solitus.
You disappoint me, Dev.
You betray me not for power
or glory or riches,
but for love?
I simply don't understand.
Of course you don't.
All you ever cared about was power.
Power at the expense of friends.
Of the people who loved you.
People like me.
But power for power's sake
creates a void in your soul
until there's nothing left.
I'm sorry I sent you to Force Hold.
I should have found another way.
It's never too late to turn away
from a dark path. For any of us.
Come back to us, Master Solitus.
Do it for your old student.
For this galaxy.
For yourself.
I can see I have one last lesson
to teach you, my old Padawan.
Sometimes the old ways are the best.
[grunts]
Looks like you've got
nowhere to run. How tragic.
Padmé, I just want to say I'm sorry.
You know the thing I hate the most
in this galaxy is sand.
But there's one thing rougher than sand.
Regret. And I've been living with regret
for a long time.
I'm sorry too, Ani.
Maybe we should have
given it one last shot.
[crying] I just wanna say… [sniffles]
…hearing this is healing
my inner youngling.
Skywalker family group hug.
I guess this is it.
I'm sorry I let you all down.
-[person speaks Shyriiwook]
-[Servo gasps]
Actually, hold on.
That sounds like a Wookiee, doesn't it?
-[speaks Shyriiwook]
-I told you I'd be right back.
Mind if we hop into action?
Be my guest.
-Game on!
-[speaks Shyriiwook]
[gasps, grunts]
-Viper.
-Well, well, well.
It figures I'd find you
gonking around out here, Servo.
Viper, there's something I wanna say.
I've been on a quest to experience
every emotion, even the yucky ones.
I thought it would be enough
to have these feelings for myself,
but now I realize,
I wanna experience everything
there is to experience with you.
Oh, Servo. It'll never work.
I'm a probe droid, you're a battery droid.
It's the oldest story in the book.
I might be an old battery droid,
but that means I can tell when there's…
A spark.
[screams]
I'm okay.
-[speaks Shyriiwook]
-[yells]
Chewie's holding them off,
but it's not enough.
Their armor's too thick for our blasters.
[speaks Shyriiwook]
[speaks Shyriiwook]
-But we have to stop those droidekas.
-Let's go!
Here comes Jaxxon!
[imitates blaster] Whoo-hoo!
[laughs]
[grunts, groans]
Good. Now reach up.
Now thrust. Spin. Spin again.
Uh, throw the thing. Dodge. Jump. Jump!
Jedi Bob, please stop back-seat Jedi-ing.
Sorry. Just proud of you, buddy.
[shouts]
Enough!
None of you realize what you've done.
-[grunts]
-[grunts, screams]
-[scoffs]
-[groans]
Sig!
Whoa! That didn't happen before.
By destroying Force Hold
you've changed the nature of my power.
These rifts now only provide
total annihilation.
Stare into the abyss and it stares back.
-[speaks Shyriiwook]
-[grunts]
What is it with Wookiees
and ripping arms off?
They love it.
[speaks Shyriiwook]
Someone could get inside
and take control of it.
[panting, grunts]
I can't reach. I'd have to be at least
twice as big and much blockier.
For once,
I've got the right pieces for the job.
-[speaks Shyriiwook]
-[laughs]
-That's not yours.
-Sorry, pal.
I haven't had this much fun
since the Clone Wars.
[yells]
I'm going to be in so much trouble.
Oh, look at that mess. It's everywhere.
I know how we can beat him.
Solitus thinks this galaxy
is just a bunch of playthings
that should be cleaned up
and locked away forever.
So, let's play.
Get creative. Unpredictable.
That's how we win.
No!
Why would you build something like that?
Oh, that is so annoying. So nonsensical.
[groans] The chaos!
How are you doing this?
Looks like you could still
learn a thing or two, Solitus.
[groans]
Fare thee well.
[grunts, groans]
[all straining]
[groans]
-Here it comes.
-Let's end this.
To nothing you return.
[all] Together.
[groans]
Until the end of the galaxy.
-Huh?
-[all strain]
[yells]
No. Not like this. So alone.
Goodbye, Master.
[all cheering]
-Yesi!
-Sig, we did it!
Our galaxy is going back to normal.
I mean, normal for us,
which is pretty darn weird.
I don't mind when things get weird…
Between… people.
-Gonk!
-Servo!
We won the epic battle,
and I almost got a droid kiss.
Not bad for your first time
being in command, General Scala.
I hope you don't mind being in charge
a little while longer.
[stammering] Wait. What?
We're going on a little trip.
Against my better judgment. [chuckles]
Might even mess around and
do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
I know it's scientifically incorrect,
but it sounds good.
Think you can help keep an eye on things
while I'm gone?
I don't know about this.
I'm-I'm flattered but...
[speaks Huttese]
[gasps] Greedo!
[both chuckle, sigh]
[chuckles] I'll, uh…
I'll keep an eye on things.
-Hey.
-Hey.
Look, I meant what I said before,
about it never being too late
to change paths,
and I wasn't just talking about you.
Deep down,
I-I thought I'd fail as a teacher
just as Solitus failed me.
You and Sig showed me that I was wrong.
I-I thought you were too gone to save,
but you can still be a hero
in this galaxy, Dev.
Though you'll need a teacher.
I know this one guy, he's a little
grumpy, but, uh, he means well.
A little grumpy? [scoffs]
You're the grumpiest person
in this entire galaxy.
-Hey!
-But luckily I don't mind grumpy.
Thank you for believing in me, Jedi Bob.
Stop calling me J… You know what,
I guess Jedi Bob isn't so bad.
I don't know why I'm so mad about it.
It's kind of catchy. Jedi Bob.
Now would be the perfect time to attack.
They'd never see it coming.
Wait, wait. Mesa noodling a little bit.
Maybe wesa following the wrong path.
Maybe wesa should turn over a new leaf.
[sighs]
Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
[gasps] What was mesa thinking? [laughs]
[sighs] I wish there were only two of us.
[all cheering]
You can set that down over there.
And I wanna see the shipping manifest.
Don't act like I don't know about
making deliveries.
Look at how many people there are now.
They'll be a perfect audience.
Audience?
Yeah, I've been thinking.
Now that I've achieved true love,
I'm ready for my next challenge.
Comedy.
[groans] Maker, please save us.
Have you heard this one?
A Corellian, a Hutt and a Jawa walk into…
I feel relaxed. That feeling of, like,
a long day coming back home.
I feel good. I feel relaxed.
Look at me.
I'm not even twitching anymore.
-[clatter]
-What was that?
With Force Hold gone,
we're all going to have to learn
how to share this galaxy together.
Even if we're a little different.
I thought I was the last of my galaxy,
but I was wrong.
We finally found a place we fit.
I guess this is it.
What are you gonna do now, Dev?
You could go anywhere you want.
Turns out it's a big, glorious galaxy
out there.
Actually, I thought I might
stick around here for a bit.
Jedi Bob offered to train me.
And who knows, maybe there is more to life
than just breaking everything.
Besides, I have to
keep my baby brother out of trouble.
I'd like that.
Come on. Let's build something amazing.
[♪ "Star Wars Main Title" playing]
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02x04 - Part Four
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After finding an ancient relic that can rewrite reality at will, a young nerf-herder named Sig Greebling seeks out the solution to the changes with the help of an elusive Jedi long forgotten.
After finding an ancient relic that can rewrite reality at will, a young nerf-herder named Sig Greebling seeks out the solution to the changes with the help of an elusive Jedi long forgotten.