02x03 - Part Three

[bunniefuu]

[♪ Adventurous music playing]

[singing] ♪ Hello, it's me Servo ♪

Oh, Servo is happy. I love this emotion.

[♪ Adventurous music playing]

[all scream]

Oh, wow.
Is this what it feels like to be born?

-[grunts] A little help here. [grunts]
-[grunts]

Don't tell anyone about this.

[Servo gasps] Sig! Dev!

[exclaims]

Uh, okay… Where are we?

-Hello, Sig. Dev.
-[gasps]

I spent a long time watching you.

Though I must confess, I am surprised

you found a way
out of that wretched place so quickly.

I guess we're just built differently.

You are different, aren't you, Dev?

I sense much promise in you.

-But you lack a teacher.
-A teacher?

[Solitus]
Isn't that what you desire most of all?

I've seen your dreams.

Leave him alone, Solitus.

Now that I've seen Force Hold,
I understand how painful it must've been

-to be trapped there all those years.
-You could never understand.

You were gone for mere moments.

I was gone long enough
to learn things about the Force

you couldn't imagine.

Power beyond your wildest dreams.

What kind of power?

The power to unmake this galaxy
in one fell swoop.

With every moment my rift grows larger.

In a few hours,
it will reach critical mass,

and the rest of the galaxy
will collapse into it.

The curtain will come down
once and for all.

-We'll stop you.
-I suppose you'll try.

But oblivion always wins in the end.

[gasps]

Sig! You're alive!

[groans] For now.

We saw Solitus through the Force.

He's creating a super-rift to unmake
the rest of the galaxy all at once.

We have to get off
this accursed planet and stop him.

Wait, you want to come with us?

No, I don't, Greebling.

My goal was to get back here, crush
the Alliance, and dominate the galaxy.

But that won't exactly work
if there's no galaxy to dominate.

-Are you sure that's the only reason?
-[growls]

Hey. Why don't you two use those fancy
building powers and whip us up a ship?

That is, like, the best idea
I've heard in forever.

-We'll need something fast.
-[thud]

No. We need firepower.

No way. How about a snow speeder?

[Darth Dev]
I hate the snow. Make it a fire speeder!

-[Sig] Stop it.
-[Darth Dev] No, you stop it.

[both grunting]

Hey! Stop fighting
like a couple of angry tauntauns and look.

[chuckling] Whoa. Let's call her…

The Force Burner.

Okay. It's kinda catchy.

I've never named anything before.
I am very good at it.

Come on. Before we can stop Solitus,
we've got to find Yesi and Jedi Bob.

They could be anywhere
in the galaxy by now, Greebling.

I suppose I could check the coordinates
of the tracker I planted on Jedi Bob.

Servo! Is that how you found us
on the Death Star?

Well, you hoons are always running off.

With any luck, they've already
come up with a brilliant plan.

Well, I'm all out of brilliant plans.

We should've caught up with Solitus by
now. I can't see anything in this nebula.

I followed Solitus's course
as much as I could.

But as this rift keeps growing
and consuming planets,

the star maps don't line up.

And my navigation computer's out of whack.

-I think we're near Naboo.
-[all exclaim, grunt]

-Yesi, get us out of here.
-On it.

[Jedi Bob screams]

Who is this guy?

[Luke] We're almost out of the nebula.
[chuckles]

I've got a very good feeling about this.

Did I say good feeling?

I meant bad.

[all exclaim]

That ion cannon knocked out all our power.

This is Cassian Andor.
We have you surrounded.

In the name of Pirate Queen Amidala,
I suggest you surrender.

Amidala? Oh, no.

You know her, Dad?

She was the great love of my life.
Which also makes her your...

Mom?

You Skywalkers are so messy.

[people chattering]

Hey, Dad. You wanna explain what happened
between you and the Pirate Queen?

It was a long time ago,
in a relationship far, far away.

I was just a young Padawan
when I met Padmé Amidala.

We fell in love, but then
she got a taste for the pirate life.

I told her a pirate's life was not
for me, and we got in a fight.

I had the moral high ground,
she had the actual high ground.

[Padmé] Well, well, well. [laughs]

Small galaxy, huh?

Never thought I'd see
your ridiculous helmet again.

Aw…

Well, shiver me opticals. [chuckles]

Our voyages cross paths once more,
me hearty.

Hiya, 3PO. You're a pirate now?

Aye, sir. It's much more lucrative
than bounty hunting.

Plus, I found a new shipmate.

R2-D2, the most daring buccaneer droid

-in the galaxy.
-[monkey-lizard cackles, exclaims]

-[laughs]
-Pirate Queen Amidala,

we came in pursuit
of a rogue Force user called Solitus.

He's making his way across the galaxy
destroying everything in his path.

And this sector is next.

Which is our way of saying,

"This has been great,
but we really gotta hit the space lanes."

You're not going anywhere.

Take these two to the deck.

There's something about them…

Prepare the other three for the Pit.

Oh! How exhilarating.

Padmé, can't we just talk this over?

We cannot.

[R2-D2 beeping]

Okay, how great is she?

I'm, like, obsessed!

Luke! What're you wearing?

What? I thought we were going swimming.

Her high exaltedness,
Pirate Queen Amidala,

has decreed that you are
to be terminated immediately.

-You will therefore be taken...
-[Jedi Bob] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cast into the Sarlacc,
Great Pit of Carkoon.

Had one back in my galaxy too, pal!

A Sarlacc? Oh, dear me, no.

You will be cast into something far worse.

The Snoke Pit.

[Snokes growling]

-No!
-What are those things?

We found a bunch of discarded clones
of this Snoke guy.

We didn't know what to do with them,
so we threw them in this pit.

-[Snokes growling]
-But who's Snoke?

[sighs] It doesn't even really matter.

[craft whirring]

I sense something.

A presence I have not felt since…
I guess that other time that I felt it.

Now, follow my lead.

[breathes heavily]

[Snokes grunting]

What? Why's he nodding at me?
Should I know what that means?

Do it.

[screaming]

Ahoy there, Jedi Bob!

[chuckling] Sig! I'm so happy to see you,

that I mostly don't mind
you calling me Jedi Bob.

Look at that gorgeous ship.

It's even better than
the ones at Tosche Station.

Come on!

[laughs] Coming through. [grunts]

[gasps]

[Darth Dev shouts, grunts] Bye-bye.

[Snokes growling]

Hi!

I'm Sig. Can we talk?

So this Solitus is really about
to unmake the entire galaxy?

Amazing, right? The sheer power.
I almost admire his audacity.

You would admire that,
being a totally evil Sith and all.

Don't start with me, old man!
Because I will finish it.

No one is finishing anything.

Pirate Queen Amidala, will you help us?

How can we? We're just pirates, bounty
hunters and a couple of unhinged droids.

[laughs]

-Unhinged? How dare she.
-[R2-D2 beeps]

I see strength in you.

The kind of strength
I try to find in myself.

The kind of strength
that comes from a mother.

Mother? You mean, you and Luke… You're my…

Hiya, Mom.

Leia, I like you.

You remind me of me. [chuckles]

And, Luke… You remind me of Ani.

-But I won't hold it against you.
-[Jedi Vader gasps]

-[giggles]
-I'd like to get to know you both more,

but Solitus's power
is beyond anything we've encountered.

Maybe we can hit him
while his guard's down.

The rift can't exist without Solitus.

If we can take out his ship, we can stop
the rift before anyone else gets hurt.

He has a massive fleet
of droid ships defending him.

We don't have nearly enough ships
to take them on.

Looks like we're gonna need someone
to build us a fleet of our own.

Luckily, I think I know a guy.

Really? Who?

Oh, it's me.

Check this out. You're gonna love it.

[Jedi Bob] What in the world is that?

It's a BB-wing.

I figured Solitus has droid ships,
so I made a ship that's a droid.

[monkey-lizard cackles]

Siggy, that's brilliant!

You called me Siggy.

[stammers] Slip of the tongue, Greebling.

Can you build more ships like this?

Of course we can.

We can even throw in
a few classics from my galaxy.

Dev and I are getting pretty good
at working together.

Hold on, Sig. We can't trust a Sith.

He'll probably build ships
with loose connections

and then right at
that critical moment, uh-oh,

they came apart
and we're all floating off into space.

Dev's not going to betray us.
He's changed.

As a matter of fact,
I was thinking when this is all over,

-you could be his teacher and...
-Ha!

Me teach him?

The only reason he's helping us
is because it's in his best interest.

Sith treachery is legendary. Legendary!

I'm not gonna betray you.

Well, I would've.

But that was before, and…

Ah! Forget it.

-Build the ships yourself.
-Dev, come on. Don't walk… away.

What? He started it.

I mean, I guess I started it, but still.

Who does that old Jedi think he is?

-Saying I'll betray them?
-[grunting]

I should destroy him for that!

[sighs] I guess that's kinda
what he was talking about.

Audible sigh.

What's your problem, droid?

I know I said
I wanted to experience every emotion,

but after meeting Viper in Force Hold,
I wish I didn't have emotions at all.

I can't stop thinking about her.

And now I'll never see her again.

What do you know about loss?

What do any of you know?

Oh, I think you'd be surprised.

[projector whirring]

Servo, if you miss a second of this,
I'm selling you to the Jawas.

Okay, Sig. You can do it.

It's too high up.

Sig, you need to decide right now.

Are you the kind of kid who's gonna
climb back down because he's scared?

Or are you the kind of kid
who's gonna take a leap of faith?

-But, I...
-Take a chance, Siggy.

I believe in you.

[grunting]

I did it!

Thanks, Dev.

[chuckles] You're welcome, baby brother.

Hey!

Sig and I,

we can't have that.

Why not?

Anything's possible
in this big ol' galaxy.

-[person] All personnel to battle station.
-[R2-D2 beeping]

R2, get back here this instant.

What are you waiting for?
Get to your ships.

The attack on Solitus is beginning.
[chuckles] Such fun!

[person] All personnel to battle station.
All personnel to battle station.

Why is it always us
who has to save the galaxy?

Is somebody else gonna do it?

Be careful out there, Yesi.

You too, nerf herder.

I guess it's time for the final battle.

What new surprises lie in store?

Probably none, right?

Yeah. Should be… Should be
pretty straightforward, I reckon.

[exclaims] Sir, we've picked up
a new group of signals out of hyperspace.

[Leia] All ships,
prepare attack formations.

Solitus is on that command vessel.
He's controlling the rift.

We have to stop him by any means
necessary before it consumes us all.

BB-2, reporting in.

-BB-5, reporting in.
-[speaks alien language]

-BB-8, reporting in.
-[R2-D2 beeping]

Come on, you little metal ball.
Let's see what you can do!

You sure you're okay in there, Sig?
Any betrayals happening?

No one's getting betrayed, laser brain.

What he means to say is,
Dev and I are doing just fine.

Ready to bust up some droids. Right, Dev?

Whatever you say, Greebling.

[Yesi] When they scramble their fighters,

we'll need to blow a hole
through their defenses,

so the Dark Falcon
can swoop in and deliver

-a knockout punch with our main laser.
-Whoo!

[Yesi] But stay sharp.

You never know
what they're gonna throw at us.

[Darth Rose Tico]
I can't spend another minute in here!

With any luck,
they'll blow us out of the stars. [gasps]

[chuckles]
Always nice to see a friendly face.

Launch all fighters.

Lord Solitus must not be disturbed.

Defend the Oblivion Runner at all costs.

[Leia] All ships, engage the
vulture droids to clear a path for Yesi.

-Set 'em up!
-Knock 'em down!

-Nice sh**ting!
-Nice flying! [laughs]

-[R2-D2 chirps]
-Whoo-hoo!

Now that's what I call
ship-to-ship combat.

[beeping]

[Padmé, Leia grunt]

Could use some help here!

Are you quite sure about this, R2?

[beeping]

-Well then, me hearty. Heave h*.
-[R2-D2 beeps]

[beeping continues]

[grunts] I can't shake them.

-I got them.
-Nice shot, Skyguy.

K-2SO to all units, fight harder!

You are embarrassing yourselves.

Roger, roger, meanie.

They're all around us!

-Sig, try spinning!
-[chuckling] Ooh!

That's a good trick.

Yesi, the path's clear!

Approaching position.

I'll have target lock
in three, two, one. Now!

[system powering down]

Uh, Yesi… What're you waiting for?

What the… Stay here, Servo.

I'll see what happened to the power.

[gasps]

[singsongy] Mesa back.

[normal voice]
Wesa gonna do terrible things to you.

[blubbering] Terrible things. [laughs]

Darth Jar Jar?

Yousa liking mesa upgrades?

Disa new legs make me extra sneaky.

[laughs] Now, this a gonna be messy.

You Sith-heads don't understand!
We have to blow that ship or…

Tell it to someone who cares.

You humiliated us.

-Time to return the favor.
-[laughs]

Throw them in the cell.

I'm feeling a new emotion.

Existential dread.

Don't like it.

[droid whimpers]

Yesi, what are you doing?

I'm afraid the Dark Falcon
is under new ownership.

Darth Rey, I'm ordering you to stand down.

I don't take orders
from you anymore. Traitor.

There's no way
we can take down Solitus's ship in time.

We have to get on board
and defeat Solitus ourselves

before the rift goes critical.

-Hit the brakes.
-What are you talking about?

-It'll stall the engine.
-Trust me.

Closer.

Dev?

[cackles] Wesa got you now.

-[shouting] Dev?
-Closer. Got ya! [grunts]

You did it! That's my brother.

-[both cheer]
-You got it!

-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-[grunts]

-[Jedi Bob] Great shot.
-[pilot cheers]

Let's go. R2, retake the Falcon.

Mesa hating that droid
with the beep-a-beep.

-[R2-D2 beeping]
-[all scream]

[B1 battle droids grunting, shouting]

[Jedi Bob grunts]

-[both grunt]
-[grunts]

-[screams, grunts]
-[Jedi Bob grunts]

[grunting]

-W-What about Yesi and Servo?
-There's no time.

We have to get to Solitus.

[Solitus] Yes.

I can feel the power of oblivion
flow through me.

Just a little more.

The rift is nearly ready
to consume everything.

All right, pal. Party's over.

Congratulations, you're being destroyed.

Lord Solitus must not be disturbed.

-The Dark Age is upon us.
-[Darth Dev grunting]

Ah, that wasn't supposed to happen.

-[groans]
-[grunts]

Time to give me back my galaxy.

So, it's come to this.

My young Padawan
is now an old man himself.

And despite the years,
he's learned nothing.

I believed in you.
You were the best of us.

Until you betrayed me.

You betrayed yourself
and all that you could've been.

Ugh!
Can we just get to the fighting already?

Fighting? Please. You can't fight me.

You can't even touch me.

[whimpers] So this is different.

-[both grunting]
-[grunts]

[chuckles]

[groans] His power is incredible.

We can't get near him. What do we do?

I… I don't know.

I wish you could understand the gift
I'm giving you.

You won't even miss this galaxy.

We like this galaxy the way it is.

-Impudent.
-[Sig shouts, grunts]

-Let him go!
-Dev, wait!

[Solitus] He can't wait.

He's hurt, angry, alone in the galaxy.

Isn't that right, Dev?

-No, I-I…
-Oh, yes. I can feel it.

Dev wanted you to teach him, and you
refused him, my Padawan. Didn't you?

He can't be tru…
It's more complicated than…

No, it's incredibly simple.

We all have choices to make,
so make one now, Dev.

Dev, no!

[screams, grunts]

Come on. Come on! [grunts, groans]

[chuckles]

[groaning, screaming]

[groans, grunting]

Sig!

[growls] Solitus! Stop it! [grunting]

-[gasps]
-[shouting]

Dev, help me. We can take him.

Don't help him, Dev.

-He wouldn't help you.
-[grunting]

The Jedi claim to believe in redemption,
but when you asked for it, he denied you.

I would never do that.

[Sig] Dev? [grunts]

I can't hold on.

Sig!

You have a choice to make. Join me.

-Dev, please!
-Let me go, Dev. It's okay.

[Solitus] Dev, you've wanted a master
your entire life.

I sense a kindred spirit in you.

Something I never expected to find.

I can teach you not just ancient secrets
of the Jedi and Sith,

but power beyond measure.

[groans]

[straining]

-[groans]
-[shouts, grunts]

Dev…

You were right about me
all along, Jedi Bob.

There's no light left in me.

[pants] I knew we were getting betrayed.

Yes.

[groans]

-It's time for a new Dark Age.
-[groaning]

Why would you save him?

I want him to suffer as I have.

Ah… I understand.

Come, my apprentice.

Dev, no.

Lend your power to mine.

Uh, not to be a downer,
but I think we got a problem here.

Here we go again.

Padmé, I'm sorry.

I still love you!

[all scream]

Wesa making a big mistake.

It has been an honor
flying with you, Yesi.

You too, Servo. You too.

Mom…

Shh… It's okay.

Ah… Finally.

Some peace and quiet.