02x07 - Reindeer Shames

[bunniefuu]

[suspenseful music playing]

- [boy] Over there! It's the beast!
- [man] Come on! Gather up!

[beast grunting]

[b*ll*ts ricocheting]

[man 2] The beast!

[woman] I can see him!

- [man 3] There! Go! Go!
- [man 4] Go, go, go!

[man 5] Don't let him get away!

[woman] Come on!

[indistinct shouting]

[groans]

[woman 2] You got him! You got him!

[man 6] Cut him off!

[beast grunts]

[growls]

[adventurous music playing]

[music fades]

[chopping]

Maybe we're hallucinating. I mean…

Who knows what drugs
that doctor pumped us with?

No. I swear I saw
that little blue-nosed monster talk.

[Chopper gasps]

[Sanji] Hey!

[mysterious music playing]

Say something.

What are you?

[groans softly]

How old are you?

Why won't you talk to us?

[gasps]

See, I thought he was special.

But if he's just a regular animal,
maybe we cook him up in a stew.

[gasps] Oh.

Oh, Sanji. That is a great idea.

With some onions, some carrots,

some rosemary…

Are you a bear or a person?

I think he's a raccoon or something.
I mean, if raccoons could talk.

Don't two legs and a top hat
make him a person?

Yeah, but the antlers and the fur
kind of make it an animal.

Can he be both?

No. Evolutionary biology.

[Luffy scoffs]

Oh, hey!

Whoa!

Check this out!

- Aw, cool pirate's flag.
- [Chopper] Leave that alone!

Don't touch it! You hear me?
And I'm not a raccoon!

I was a reindeer.

[Sanji] You were right. He can talk.

[Luffy] Huh.

[fire crackling]

Hmm.

This is the best meal I have ever had.

What is this?

It's just chicken soup.

It's a classic medicinal recipe.

Wanna stay here
and live in this huge castle, blondie?

I'll make you my personal chef.

Thanks.

I'm good.

Hey, doctor.

- Why was that dog--
- You mean reindeer?

You mean Chopper?

Why did he get so angry
when I touched that flag?

He didn't like it at all.

[sighs]

That boy

has a huge wound in his heart.

Chopper's been alone his whole life.

No family, no friends.

Except for the worst doctor on the island,
who mattered a great deal to him.

This was during the Great Doctor Hunt.

[tense music playing]

[Kureha] That tyrant Wapol was rounding up
all the doctors in Drum Kingdom

and holding them hostage in his castle.

[man] Let's head him off at the bridge!

[men shouting]

[Kureha] If any MD resisted,

they were k*lled.

And soon, there were
just two free physicians left.

Yours truly…

- You gotta be kidding me.
- [sighs]

…and Dr. Hiriluk.

[Hiriluk sighs]

Beat it.

[whispers] The Royal Guard is up there.

I barely escaped.

You think I'm under here for the view?
I'm trying to dodge those idiots too.

I won't have you blowing up my spot.

- [Hiriluk sighs]
- [footsteps approaching]

[man 2] He went this way, men. Find him!

[man 3] Hurry up! Move!

[indistinct yelling]

[man 4] Come on!

[indistinct yelling]

You know, we should be
looking out for each other.

You and I are the only doctors
that Wapol hasn't captured.

Yeah. If you can call yourself a doctor.

Well, what do you call someone
who's trying to alleviate human suffering?

Trying is right.

I hear you turned
your last patient into a frog.

Preposterous.

This frog extract
is supposed to work on leg ailments.

Should I have
administered it intravenously?

[sighs] This calls for another experiment.

Yeah, good.

You go and concoct
some more bizarre medicines

that people find unwelcome.

It's called a noble failure.

All great scientists suffer them.

Today's frog is tomorrow's prince.

Only thing worse
than an incompetent physician

is a bad scientist.

You know, I don't need advice
from some greed-driven witch.

Snake oil quack.

Greedy old hag.

- [indistinct yelling]
- [g*nsh*t]

- [man 5] There!
- [woman] He went this way. Come on!

That must be the Royal Guard.

Or those townsfolk you love so much.

Face it, Hiriluk.

This country is sick, top to bottom.

And these people are so desperate
without their doctors,

they're scouring
the treacherous Valley of Death

for some supposed cure-all mushroom.

[laughs]

Cure-all mushroom.

Not worth injury or death

for something that doesn't even exist.

[Hiriluk sighs]

There's a sucker born every minute.

Could you not be so cruel?

They only believe this stuff
because they have no hope.

But I'm working on a cure

that will save this country.

[Kureha scoffs]

It doesn't matter what you cook up.

Drum Kingdom cannot be saved.

[groans]

You'll see.

[man 6] No sign of him here.
Men, circle back to the bridge.

- [man 7] Yes, sir!
- Well, that's my cue.

They'll never catch me alive.

See you around, old quack.

Not if I see you first, you bag of bones.

[Hiriluk grunts]

[panting]

Safe at last.

Idiots. [coughs]

[exhales]

[mysterious music playing]

Huge footprints.

That turn into

small footprints.

[creature whimpers]

[Hiriluk] Hello there.

[Chopper groans softly]

[Hiriluk] What's happened to you?

[Chopper groans]

You're in luck.

Just last week,

I created an ointment
that heals broken bones.

You've been shot!

[Chopper groans]

[Hiriluk gasps]

All right.

All right. All right.
It's all right. It's all right.

Yes.

Yes, it's okay.

All right, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.

- It's all right.
- [Chopper whimpering]

[Hiriluk] Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.

All right.

No! If I don't
stop the bleeding, you'll die.

[yelps]

[Hiriluk panting]

It's okay.

It's okay.

I won't sh**t you.

I don't… I don't even have a g*n. Look.

Look. [grunts]

Nothing up my sleeves. No weapons at all.

My name is Dr. Hiriluk.

I'm a physician.

I would never

hurt you.

[Chopper groaning softly]

[whistling]

[groans softly]

[stirring liquid]

[whistling continues]

[groans softly]

[humming]

[yawns]

Ah.

Good afternoon.

Good after…

sh*t.

You can talk.

And you have a potty mouth.

[Chopper] Mm-mm.

Why haven't you said anything before?

Come on now.

I don't judge.

[groans softly]

When I spoke to the other humans,
they shot at me.

Because it's weird for a reindeer to talk.

[chuckles]

Yes, I've heard the villagers' tales about

an abominable snowman
that lives in these woods.

And I heard the g*nf*re last night.

You must be the abominable snowman.

[grunts softly]

Humankind can be so cruel.

[inhales sharply]

Do you mind if I, um,

check your bandages?

Let's look at that wound of yours.

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm…

What's an abominable snowman?

[Hiriluk] A monster.

Something you are not.

- All right.
- [Chopper grunts]

- [groans]
- [Hiriluk scoffs]

So what if you can talk?
It's nothing to brag about.

I can talk too.

Some people say I talk too much.

[chuckles]

[Hiriluk sighs]

Your injuries are healing just fine.

As soon as they do,

you can go home to your family.

I don't have one.

The other reindeer shun me
because of my blue nose.

Oh.

Humans aren't the only ones
who can be cruel.

I can tell you this though.

You are definitely one of a kind.

So let's see.

You were…

You were born a reindeer, yes?

[Chopper] Mm-hmm.

Let me ask you something.

Did you ever eat a strange-looking fruit?

Something you probably shouldn't have?

[groans softly]

I was hungry.

I think that's it.

[Chopper] Huh?

We have these things,
you see, called devil fruits.

Very rare.

I think that you ate one of those,

and it turned you into…

[gasps]

…what you are now.

[stomach gurgles]

[Hiriluk] Mmm.

Speaking of hungry.

Hmm…

Well…

it isn't gourmet, but, uh…

[Hiriluk chuckles]

You like that, Chopper?

[grunting]

Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]

Why did you call me Chopper?

Because those antlers of yours
look like they could chop down trees.

Tony Tony Chopper.

That's a good name.

That's what I'm gonna call you.

Chopper.

[chuckles]

I like it.

[Hiriluk chuckles]

Thank you.

It's my extreme pleasure.

[both chuckle]

[Kureha] Chopper

spent the next year with Hiriluk.

[magical music playing]

Precedes the first…

[Kureha] Working with him.

Learning from him.

Healing from his wounds.

They were like two awkward peas in a pod.

But like any relationship,

they had their blow-ups.

[both scream]

[Hiriluk grunts, groans]

[groans softly]

- That could have k*lled me!
- What are you talking about?

I saved your life. Why would I try
to k*ll you now, you blue-nosed fool?

[Chopper grunts]

Don't call me a blue-nosed fool!

[Hiriluk grunts]

[grunting]

[Hiriluk] Stop.

[both grunting]

- [screams]
- [screams]

[Chopper grunts]

[Hiriluk grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[Chopper] Um…

Doctor?

What?

This is my first fight.

[sighs]

Well, it's no wonder.

You need a partner to fight.

- [sighs]
- [Hiriluk sighs]

Well,

this is probably going to be
a first for you too.

[sentimental music playing]

[Hiriluk grunting]

[sighs]

Here.

Here's, um,

a little something for you.

[sighs]

A peace offering.

[Chopper gasps]

Thank you.

[Hiriluk chuckles]

You're welcome.

Right.

Cross your hooves, Chopper.

[rumbling]

[exhales sharply]

[groans]

It's blown up ten times.

Why do we keep trying?

[Hiriluk sighs]

Because once my miracle cure is perfected,

this country is as good as saved.

You want to save the people?

The people who sh**t abominable snowmen?

And me?

Listen to me, Chopper.

Don't hold a grudge.

After years of living
under a cruel tyrant,

the people of Drum are broken.

They've given up hope
that things can change for the better.

And once people lose hope,

they give in to fear
and sh**t at monsters.

And Choppers.

[inhales sharply]

We need to give them their hope back.

How do we do that?

We never give up on them.

Or this.

In a faraway land in the west,

there was a famous robber

with a serious heart problem.

And fortunately, he was rich,

and so he sought out famous physicians
from far and wide,

but none of them

could cure his disease.

None?

It was incurable.

Oh.

And then one day,
in the midst of his despair,

after he nearly went mad,

he was passing a mountain,

and there he saw a sight…

that took his breath away.

[gasps]

What was it?

Cherry blossoms.

[Chopper] Oh.

He'd never seen anything so…

So beautiful?

[chuckles]

[coughs]

Well, the very next day,

the robber went to see yet another doctor,

and to his utter surprise,
the physician told him that he was

cured.

Oh.

[Hiriluk] It was…

It was…

A miracle?

A miracle! [chuckles]

Yes.

A medical marvel.

You see, the powerful emotion

that he experienced from looking

at cherry blossoms

had healed him.

Wow.

Look here.

This flag, it's a symbol of conviction.

It means that nothing is impossible.

It means there's no such thing
as an incurable disease.

I will be the doctor
that saves this sick country.

That's why I hoist
the skull and crossbones

against any disease there is.

Skull and crossbones?

Yes!

A symbol of faith.

A rejection of impossibilities.

Hoist this flag

and fight like a pirate!

Mmm…

What's a pirate?

Really?

A pirate is someone who has adventures and

dreams

and never, ever gives up.

Oh, Chopper, this island
is but a tiny speck

in a world beyond imagining.

[gasps]

Really?

Set sail one day,

and you'll discover
just how small your problems really are.

[sighs]

Mark my words, my boy…

your destiny

lies beyond that shining sea.

[Chopper gasps]

[inspirational music playing]

[Chopper chuckles]

[Kureha] But the good times didn't last.

[Hiriluk coughs]

[Kureha] They rarely do.

And in other news, Chopper, I'm happy
to say your treatment is finally complete.

[gasps] Really?

Thank you, Doctor.

Well, uh…

[sighs]

Take care of yourself.

You're free to go.

Huh?

Your… your… your wounds have healed.

You're free to

live your life any way you want.

[sighs]

Now go! I have work to do.

[gasps] But…

but I'm not healed!

I… have a stomachache.

I have a fever.

- I think my antlers are breaking!
- [Hiriluk] You're fine.

I don't have to keep looking after you
any longer, Chopper.

You can take care of yourself.

Please don't do this, Doctor.

I don't have any friends.
I don't have anywhere else to go.

I promise I won't be any trouble, I swear.

Go away!

Take to the seas or something,
and never come back!

[sobs] But… but--

I'm done with you!

You blue-nosed fool!

[gasps]

No! Why?

Doctor, why?

What did I do?

Doctor!

Doctor, please! Please.
Please open the door, Doctor!

Doctor, what did I do?

Please open the door, Doctor! Please!

Doctor! Doctor! Please!

What did I do?

Forgive me.

Forgive me, Chopper.

[Chopper crying]

No.

No!

[crying]

[Hiriluk sobs]

[somber music playing]

[crying]

Chopper.

No wonder it doesn't like humans.

If you ask me, it's his best quality.

Chopper and Hiriluk's story
didn't end there.

[Hiriluk coughing]

[wheezing]

[coughing]

- You're a goner.
- [Hiriluk] No.

No.

There must be

some way to prolong my life
just a little bit longer.

Use your skills!

[laughs]

So you admit it.

I am not just a greed-driven witch.

I've got skills.

And you're the only other doctor left.

[sighs]

[grunts] I can't

bear to see



I need more time to finish my life's work.

So go back to that land
where you saw those cherry blossoms.

I know you don't believe me, but I exper…

I experienced a medical marvel.

- [Kureha] You're gonna need another one.
- [Hiriluk sighs]

[grunts] The… the cure-all mushroom
the villagers talk about--

[Kureha] Doesn't exist.

And even if it did,

nobody gets out
of the Valley of Death alive.

[coughing]

Where's your pet?

Chopper's not a pet!

I'm the only friend he's ever known.

That's… [sighs]

That's why I had to kick him out.

What?

Why?

It would be an unbearable shock

if I died right in front of his eyes.

I had to spare him that. We're, uh…

[chuckles]

We're a lot alike, he and I.

You're both clumsy.

I wanted to

give him one last present.

One last thing
to show him that nothing is impossible.

But…

I know time

is not on my side.

Kureha.

Please.

Please…

finish my life's work.

And…

take care of Chopper.

Get up.

You seriously expect me
to finish your foolish research

and look after your weird pet?

You are trying to play on my sympathies
because you're dying.

You should know me better than that.

The answer is no.

[Kureha clearing throat]

Get your affairs in order, old quack.

[sighs]

Knowing his time was short,

Hiriluk worked feverishly
those last few days.

[suspenseful music playing]

[coughs]

I'll show you what is possible.
I'll show you!

Oh God. [sighs]

[exhales sharply]

[coughs]

- [liquid gurgling]
- [coughs]

It's working.

It's working!

Ah!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Chopper, this is it!

The reaction we've been waiting for!

Ah!

[laughs]

Aha!

Ah!

Chopper!

Chop…

[gasps]

[somber music playing]

[cries]

[groans]

[groans]

[door creaks open]

[Hiriluk coughs]

I… got it.

Chopper?

Chopper, what…

What in the hell
has happened to you? What…

Chopper…

Where have you been?

The Valley of Death.

I found the mushroom.

[Hiriluk] What? The, uh…

[Chopper groans]

The cure-all the villagers
have been talking about?

[Chopper] Uh-huh.

What…

You found it. [sighs]

For me.

Live, Doctor, please.

I want to become a doctor too.

And I want you to be my first patient.

Teach me how to be one.

Or can't a reindeer be a doctor?

[sighs]

Of course you can, Chopper.

You've got
the most important qualification.

A big heart.

[Chopper chuckles]

Oh, my boy, my boy.

[Hiriluk sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[grunts]

Ah.

Is the mushroom soup working?

It was terrible.

[clears throat]

Good medicine always tastes bad.
[clicks tongue]

- That's how you know it's working.
- [Chopper chuckles]

[Hiriluk clears throat]

[inhales sharply]

Thank you, Chopper.
Now I must take my leave.

Where are you going?

Well, Chopper,

I've gotten word
that the doctors being held at Drum Castle

have fallen ill.

Now that I'm better,

I'm going to heal them.

[Chopper] Hmm?

[Hiriluk sighs]

Is that medicine?

expl*sives.

The castle is heavily guarded.

I may have to

fight my way in.

- [Chopper gasps]
- [Hiriluk grunts]

[gasps] I'll come with you.

No, no. You're in worse shape than I am.

You stay here and rest.

[mysterious music playing]

You're going to make a fine doctor
one day, Chopper.

[inhales sharply]

I'm living proof of that.

[door closes]

[sighs]

[Chopper humming]

- [door opens]
- [gasps]

Hiriluk!

Where is he?

Now that he's better, he's gone to heal
the sick doctors in the castle.

Better?

He's not better. His disease is incurable.

No, really.

I found the cure-all mushroom
from the book and made him some soup.

What mushroom? Show me.

See?

The skull and crossbones
means anything is possible.

Any disease can be cured.

[suspenseful music playing]

You idiot!

- [gasps]
- [Kureha] That symbol means it's lethal.

Whoever eats that mushroom
dies within the hour.

You're lying!

I do not lie.

He knew it was poisonous.
He drank it anyway.

[Chopper gasps]

Why would he do that?

Because he had a soft spot for you

in his misguided, oversized heart.

[gasps]

[whimpers]

There is no such thing as a cure-all.

That's why doctors are needed.

Kindness does not save lives.

If you really wanna save people,
you need to study and learn medicine.

Because without those skills,

you will not save a single person.

[crying]

But Doctor said…

That fool.

[sighs]

Dr. Hiriluk won't be back.

[sobs]

He's gone to make Drum Castle his grave.

[tense music playing]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[Hiriluk] To my dying breath…

[Chopper sobbing] No!

[Hiriluk] …I shall do all within my power

to ease the suffering of the sick.

No!

[sobbing]

Stay strong, fellow physicians. [sighs]

I've come to save you.

[panting]

[grunts]

[man] We need to continue
monitoring your health, my king.

With your insatiable royal appetite,

I shudder to think what would
become of Drum were you to fall ill.

While your due diligence is commendable,

your concern is misplaced.

I'm as fit as a fiddle.

- I'm strong as an ox. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

Ow!

It's too tight.

[man] Forgive me, King Wapol.

- Take this one away.
- [man 2] Yes, sire.

And see that he is severely punished

for nearly disfiguring the royal physique.

[man 3] My liege. [pants]

My liege.

The fugitive doctor has arrived.

[Wapol groans]

[Hiriluk] Take me to the patients!

[footsteps approaching]

[Wapol grunts]

[doors open]

I have come to heal the sick doctors.

Sick?

As you can see, no one here is sick.

[sighs]

[panting]

Thank goodness.

[sighs]

[grunts]

It was just me being tricked.

[all laughing]

Can you believe this buffoon?

I thought you had to be smart
to be a physician.

[laughs]

I order the immediate execution

of this fugitive doctor.

Knowing the danger,

why did you come?

I am a doctor.

If someone is sick,

I'm going to try to treat them.

[Wapol] If this were an emergency,

I wouldn't call for a quack like you.

Dalton!

sh**t the rebel dead.

[somber music playing]

You can't k*ll me.

[sighs]

When does a man die?

Is it when a b*llet pierces his heart?

Or he's stricken by an incurable disease?

No.

Is it when

he eats soup
made from a poisonous mushroom?

No. No, no, no.

No. No!

A man dies

when he is forgotten.

I may disappear,

but my dream

will live on!

And the ailing people of Drum
will be healed.

[Dalton] Is it true for a country as well?

Can Drum Kingdom

be saved?

As long as there is someone
to carry it on.

What are you blabbering about?

sh**t him!

Soon…

a monster will appear.

Please don't hurt him.

He is my son.

I've had

a marvelous life.

sh**t him!

[somber music intensifies]

[panting]

Thank you, Chopper.

[men scream]

[wind howling]

Here's to you, old quack.

[mysterious music playing]

[Wapol panting]

[Wapol laughing]

[Dalton panting]

[Wapol laughing]

What a damn fool!

[panting]

Go!

Now!

k*ll the monster son!

[foreboding music playing]

[Wapol panting]

[panting]

[gasps]

[mysterious music playing]

[sniffles]

[whimpers]

No!

- [crying]
- [footsteps approaching]

[growls]

[tense music playing]

[growls]

- [grunts]
- [Dalton grunts]

Move!

If you can't beat me,
you won't stand a chance against them.

[Chopper grunts]

Don't sacrifice yourself needlessly
for this country.

[grunts]

Live.

Please.

Go home.

Your father would want that.

[somber music playing]

[grunts]

[Chopper roars]

[suspenseful music playing]

Where is the beast?

Did you not bring me his head?

I have turned a blind eye

for a long time.

I served your father,

but now I see
where this country is headed.

Collapse.

And I won't walk that path any longer.

[Wapol huffing]

You defy me?

Me?!

Your king?!

I do.

Take this traitor in!

[suspenseful music intensifies]

[Wapol groans]

[yells]

Interesting.

[Chopper] What are you doing?

[grunts]

[somber music playing]

[grumbles]

[Chopper gasps]

I'm gonna become a doctor.

I will become a doctor.

I will become
a cure-all for every disease.

I won't give up.

Please.

Please teach me everything you know.

Why would I do that?

[whimpers]

[Kureha] Hmm.

Call me "Doctorine."

[gasps]

[cork pops]

[fire crackling]

[sighs]

[Luffy slurping]

Where's he going?

- [indistinct chatter]
- [rooster crows]

[goat bleats]

[dog barks]

[wind whistling]

Morning, fellas.

Nothing from Luffy.

- Not yet.
- We should head up the path.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm sorry for snapping last night.

Just the pressure
getting to me too, I guess.

But I brought you breakfast.

We're cool.

What is it?

[Dalton] Smoke.

From a campfire.

[foreboding music playing]

Didn't see any boats coming in.

I'll investigate.

- I'll join.
- No.

Stay. Please.

It could be nothing. But…

If you have the trust
of the Princess of Alabasta, then…

perhaps I can trust you as well.

You knew about Vivi?

Not at first.

We'd met before.

A long time ago.

She is a very impressive young woman.

We'll stay.

Did you just volunteer
to be acting Captain of the Guard?

You did tell me to do something.

[Usopp sighs]

[Luffy] Hmm.

[Chopper] Hey!

I told you not to touch that.

I respect all pirate flags.

It shouldn't just be sitting
inside some box.

It should be hung.

Proudly.

Especially this one.

[uplifting music playing]

Let's put it where it belongs.

[Luffy grunts]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[Luffy sighs]

Oh, sh*t.

Yeah.

I'm a monster too.

Isn't it great?

[wind whistling]

[chuckles]

[foreboding music playing]

[music fades]

- [weapon swishes]
- [grunts]

[foreboding music playing]

[groaning]

[laughing]

The traitor lives.

Not for long.

[tense music playing]

[mysterious music playing]

[music fades out]