Send Help (2026)

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("RIP HER TO SHREDS"

BY BLONDIE PLAYS)

(BOTTLES RATTLE)

Hey

Here she comes now

Oh, you know her

Would you look at that hair

Yeah, you know her

Check out those shoes

She looks like

She stepped out of

The middle

Of somebody's blues

She looks like

The Sunday comics

DONOVAN: (QUIETLY) Linda.

She thinks she's--

Earth to Linda.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

Oh.

(MUSIC FADES)

Still working

on the company report?

Uh, I finished that last week.

I was just working on

some projections for next month.

You include

last year's numbers?

Mm-hmm.

All index-correlated

with next year's

estimated quarterlies included.

-(CHUCKLES) You're amazing.

-Oh.

God, I have so much trouble

with this stuff.

All right. They're all waiting.

(INHALES)

Showtime. I'm right behind ya.

-Oh.

-Oh.

No, they shrunk it down

to a smaller group.

I'm actually just,

uh, dropping it off.

I-I put the numbers together.

They told me they wanted me

in the room

in case there were

any questions.

Questions.

Yeah, I don't really know.

I mean, you know how it's been

around here lately, Linda,

it's just all...

...up in the air.

Yeah.

But don't worry. They'll know

who did the heavy lifting.

(INHALES)

Your name is right on top.

Okay.

-Okay.

-Thanks.

Good luck in there.

(INHALES)

Well...

Guess that old

elevator to success

is out of order again, huh?

-What?

-(CHUCKLES) Oh.

I was just saying, we're gonna

have to keep taking the stairs.

One step at a time.

CHASE: Oi!

-Chase!

-Oh. Hey, what's up?

-'Sup?

-Uh...

A few of us after work

are hitting Milly and Al's for--

-So down.

-Oh!

(CHUCKLES) Milly and--

That's the best karaoke in town.

-CHASE: Yeah, it is.

-Could really go for a song

and a drink tonight.

My go-to is

"One Way Or Another."

RIVER: Uh...

-Is that...

-LINDA: No?

-No.

-Blondie?

-Debbie Harry? Oh, man.

-No.

-All right.

-CHASE: All right.

"I'm gonna get ya, get ya,

get ya, get ya."

Hey!

You gotta Google her.

Um, do you have a go-to, or...

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(PAPER CRUMPLES)

Here is the company review

I prepared.

Lost a lot of sleep putting

this little baby together.

(CHUCKLES) But no rest

for the wicked, am I right?

(SIGHS)

LINDA: So get this.

After all that work,

I didn't even get to go

to the meeting.

(SCOFFS)

-(CHOPPING)

-I swear, Sweetie, sometimes...

Yeah, I'm still sitting

with the assistants.

But, all that changes tomorrow.

When Bradley--

Mr. Preston officially

takes over for his father.

(CHIRPS)

Yep. His father said,

right in front of him,

that I was next in line for VP.

So, he knows my value

to the company.

And he's good-looking,

and he's single

and charming,

and blah, blah, blah.

And I told you how flirty he was

with me at the Christmas party.

Whoo!

But...

That has nothing to do

with anything.

(CHEWING LOUDLY)

We just need to focus on...

the new office, the new title...

...maybe that bigger apartment.

(SNIFFS, GIGGLES)

We're gonna

spread our wings a little.

It's not over for us.

(WHISPERS)

Best is yet to come.

(PARAKEET CHIRPS)

LINDA: Well, exactly.

We deserve it.

You deserve it.

Hmm?

Up you go. Come on.

(CHIRPS)

Mmm.

(TWEETS)

We deserve it.

Mmm!

It's time. Okay.

JEFF: Who'll have

what it takes to outwit...

-Outplay, outlast.

-...outplay, and outlast...

all the rest.

-This is Survivor.

-(TRIBAL HORN BLOWS)

If Kishan gets voted off

tonight, I swear to God.

(CHIRPING)

That's what I'm saying.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Ladies and gentlemen, may

I have your attention please?

I'd like to present to you your

new president, Bradley Preston.

(APPLAUSE)

This is Marshall, IT...

BRADLEY: Marshall, look forward

to working with you.

-FRANKLIN: Sonja. Sales.

-Nice to meet you, Mr. Preston.

-Mmm.

-And finally, Sierra, Marketing.

All right, sit down,

sit down, sit down.

Okay, everybody back to work.

Got a few things to talk to you

about in the office, okay?

BRADLEY: Sure.

FRANKLIN: Soon as we can,

we gotta get you--

-Mr. Preston!

-Hi!

Call me Bradley.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, um...

Linda Liddle.

We spoke at the Christmas party.

-Um...

-Oh. That's right.

No, yes. Of course.

Of course,

it's great to see you again.

Yes. You, too. And I'm so sorry

about your father.

-I appreciate that.

-He was a very admirable man.

He really

took me under his wing.

-Yes. Me, too.

-Um...

But I am so excited about this

opportunity to help you execute

(ECHOING)

...your strategic vision

and lead this company

into a new era of, um...

(SMACKS LIPS)

Um...

Era of success.

-Exactly.

-Well, I hope to do just that.

It's gonna be

a lot of work though.

Big shoes to fill, right?

Gonna need

all the help I can get.

(SCATTERED CHUCKLES)

Well, and I have

the right shoes already.

-(CHUCKLES)

-What's that?

I call these my Liddle Mules.

Had these girls a long time.

A lot of miles on them.

And they can carry any load

you throw their way.

-Yeah. I gotta get to it.

-Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh. Look at your shoes.

Those are fancy-pants.

Just don't step

in any puddles, right?

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

(WHISPERS)

Don't step in any puddles.

-I'll try to avoid that.

-Okay.

(WHISPERS)

All right. Get back to work.

All right, gentlemen. Let's get

our P's and Q's in order.

Barbara, lovely to see you.

Can you hold my calls?

No, that went well.

You just wanna go with

the, uh, consulting firm's

recommendations?

That's funny, right?

A consulting firm

hiring a consulting firm.

-What is that?

-What?

This.

I don't know.

-Smell it.

-No.

-Yes.

-No.

Yes.

(SIGHS)

Smell it.

(SNIFFS)

Tuna fish.

Tuna fish.

It's that disgusting woman.

The one who accosted me

with Payless orthopedics.

Linda Liddle. Your father

promised her a promotion.

-From manager to vice president.

-Did he?

A big bump in title and salary.

-Yeah.

-She's been waiting for it.

Right. Well.

Donovan's getting that job.

Your father relied on Linda.

Real workhorse.

I dump everything on her.

BRADLEY:

Does it look like I give a sh*t?

It doesn't, right?

'Cause I don't.

My father's not here anymore.

It's Donovan's.

Plus, I already told them.

And move her.

Satellite office, maybe.

Somewhere far.

She makes me sick.

(SHUDDERS)

We have Bangkok coming up.

And we haven't even

cracked Appendix-D.

Donovan will drown on his own.

The whole thing could fall apart

without her.

(SARCASTICALLY)

Okay. Fine.

Bring her.

She'll get Don-O up to speed.

And then we'll ship her out.

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-(RAPID TYPING)

(MEN LAUGHING)

Wait, wait, wait,

this is funny...

(STAMMERING)

That little shake...

-Whoop.

-(LAUGHS)

All right. Ah.

-Gotta get back to work.

-(LAUGHS)

All right. Back to work.

(SIGHS)

Well, they seem kind of chummy.

Well, yeah, he's being promoted

to vice president.

Sorry. I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, I'm typing

the company-wide email

about it right now.

-Oh, tell me you're kidding.

-Mm-mm-mm.

I literally looked

at his LinkedIn profile,

and they were in

the same frat in college.

And they play golf together.

So, duh.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Linda, what the heck?

Uh, my final question would be,

how above and beyond

would you be willing

to go for me?

-(KNOCKS ON GLASS)

-Yes?

Mr. Preston?

I'm in a meeting.

I'm sorry. I just need

a moment of your time.

-Right, well, I'm--

-Please.

Please.

Sure.

We'll be in touch.

Thanks for coming in.

(COUGHS)

LINDA: Sorry.

Sorry to barge in like this--

Nope. Open door policy.

What's up?

Uh-- Well, I just heard

about the job--

You're unhappy about

not getting the promotion.

Well, yes.

Yeah. Okay.

Yes, respectfully, uh...

Donovan has been here

for six months,

and I have been here

for seven years, and-and--

I hear you.

Let's talk it out.

Come in, close the door.

Let's talk about it.

BRADLEY: Hmm?

Please, sit.

(SIGHS)

Now, I'm going to be frank

with you. If that's all right.

I know that you are great

with numbers.

-Kind of a savant.

-(CHUCKLES)

-Right?

-I am good with numbers, yes.

Yes, and I've carefully

reviewed a lot of that work,

and it is impressive,

so that's the positive.

Thank you.

But, I...

...don't see you as being

somebody who's ready

for an executive position

quite yet.

Why?

I guess, as a VP,

I would need somebody

who is more of a people person.

You know, somebody by my side

who is well-liked.

Who can charm a room.

Who can make a deal.

Somebody who golfs.

Does that make sense?

You're jo-- You're joking?

No. Oh, uh...

Right here. On your--

Yeah, you just have a little.

Right there.

You got it.

See, that's kinda

what I'm talking about.

(GASPS)

Yeah. I just don't think

you got it.

To be blunt.

What I will say, though,

you coming in here?

I wouldn't have expected that

out of you.

That took some ba*ls.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I got an idea.

Yeah, I tell you

what I'm gonna do.

You know we have the Bangkok

merger coming up, right?

Yes.

Right, so...

I want you on that plane.

We still got outstanding issues

with Appendix-D.

You take a crack at that,

solve it. Prove me wrong.

That sounds fair to me.

-You'll--

-Great.

I'm glad we had this talk.

Boom.

Oh, hello.

-ZURI: Hello.

-BRADLEY: Hey, sexy. Wow.

Am I disturbing anything?

No, no, no, we're just

wrapping it up. Hi, baby.

-My God, this dress.

-Thank you.

-Mmm.

-(KISSES)

Uh, Linda,

this is my fiance, Zuri.

Lovely to meet you.

Happy fiance.

Uh, yeah. I am. Thank you?

Linda's one of

our best and brightest.

Thanks for stopping in.

-Nice to meet you.

-Yeah, sure.

Oh, Linda, before you go.

Uh...

Forgot to mention. I've received

a few complaints about you.

-Complaints?

-Yes.

Noxious odors,

I think was the term.

Uh... Tuna fish? Does that

ring a bell? At the desk.

Company policy. Just...

Lunch, it's for the breakroom.

It's a workplace.

People are trying to focus.

The odors,

they can be...

-a distraction.

-Mm-hmm.

You understand?

Understood.

-MAN: That was bad.

-WOMAN: Right?

(SNIFFLING)

(WHISPERS)

Don't cry. Don't cry.

Don't.

Linda. (VOICE BREAKING)

You listen to me.

You've got this.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

Because you are enough.

Just the way you are.

(INHALES)

You are enough,

just the way you are.

-(JET WHIRRING)

-(WHEELS RUMBLING)

Oh, f*ck me.

Morning, gents!

Whoo-hee!

Well...

Who else is ready

and raring to fly high?

I am. (CHUCKLES)

Mr. Preston. I was working

on Appendix-D last night.

I think I may have found

a loophole

that could fix

all of our problems.

Love to bend your ear

once everyone's settled.

What?

Let's go, boys.

c*ck in the air. (SPITS)

Relax, Linda.

You work too hard.

(ENGINE ROARING)

BRADLEY: Wait till you guys see

Siam Country Golf Club.

That eighteenth hole.

Straight uphill. Dogleg left.

I know my boy's gonna love it.

(CHUCKLES)

I gotta show you something...

...you are gonna love.

Check this out.

(CHUCKLES)

-What the hell is this?

-(TRIBAL HORN BLOWS)

(SNORTING)

-BRADLEY: What the f*ck?

-I'm Linda Liddle.

(GIGGLING)

No f*cking way.

-I wanna be the next...

-BRADLEY: That's her?

-(SHOUTS) ...Survivor!

-Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES)

-( SURVIVOR THEME SONG PLAYS)

-(LAUGHING)

-(LAUGHING)

-Shh.

I love to read.

(SHOUTS) But I'm crazy

about the outdoors, too!

(BRADLEY LAUGHING)

LINDA: I can do bushcraft

with my eyes closed.

(DONOVAN CHORTLING)

You can make fire

-three different ways.

-No f*cking way.

And I know all three of them.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING CONTINUES)

LINDA (ON VIDEO):

I work in Strategy and Plannin,

so you know I'll always be

at least ten steps ahead.

(MEN CACKLING)

LINDA:

When the going gets tough,

I get going.

DONOVAN: What is she doing?

-Linda kicks butt.

-(LAUGHING)

LINDA (ON VIDEO): I'm not

just dripping with confidence,

-I'm also funny.

-(LAUGHING)

-(THUNDER RUMBLES)

-(LAUGHING)

And people like me

because I always stay positive.

BRADLEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here's my vice president.

MEN: (CHORTLING)

LINDA (ON VIDEO):

Outwit...

Outplay...

Outlast...

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

So, what do you say, Jeff?

-(LAUGHS)

-Am I Survivor material?

Mmm.

Give you a little hint.

-(THUD)

-Oh, whoa.

-(RUMBLING)

-(YELLS)

(PANTING)

(BEEPS)

DONOVAN: What the hell was that?

Ladies and gentlemen,

please stow away your

tray tables and take a seat.

Make sure your seatbelts

are securely fastened.

(BUCKLES CLICKING)

BRADLEY: Yeah, gentlemen,

take your seats...

if you're a f*cking p*ssy.

(CACKLES)

-You little f*cking--

-(THUDS)

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

-DONOVAN: Chase, out of the way!

-Oh, whoa!

(WINDING DOWN)

(GRUNTING)

(WHIRRING)

(SHRIEKS, GRUNTS)

(METALLIC CREAKING)

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Our Father...

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come-- Oh, my--

Give us this day our daily bread

and forgive us our tresp--

Oh, my God!

Our daily trespasses--

Oh, my God.

Oh, no! Oh, my God!

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh, my God!

(SCREAMS)

-(WHIMPERS)

-LINDA: (SCREAMS)

Help! Help!

Hang on! Here!

Okay, here! Give me your--

-Give me your seat!

-What?

Give me your seat!

Help me! Help me! Bradley!

-Get the f*ck off me!

-(SHOUTS)

(SHOUTS)

(SHRIEKS) Get off me!

(WIND RUSHING)

-(GROANS)

-(SHRIEKS)

-(SHOUTS)

-(WIND RUSHING)

Get off me!

-(STRAINED SHOUT)

-(WIND RUSHING)

Don't let go!

-Don't let go!

-Please.

-(GASPS)

-Give me your seat!

-(RUMBLING SILENCES)

-(CHOKING)

-(SPOONS TINKLING)

-(GASPING)

(SCREAMS)

-(RUMBLING RESUMES)

-(LINDA SCREAMS)

(DONOVAN WAILS)

(GASPING)

(WAILS) Linda!

(WAILS)

Do something! Do something!

Linda!

(METALLIC RATTLING)

(WHIRRING)

(SCREAMS)

-(WHIRRING)

-(SCREAMS)

(SHOUTS, GASPS)

(METALLIC GROANING)

(MURMURING, WHIMPERING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

(WAVES CRASHING)

(GRUNTING)

(METALLIC CREAKING)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS, SHOUTS)

(PANTING)

(WAVES LAPPING)

(SPUTTERS)

(COUGHS)

(GAGS, GASPS)

(GASPING LIGHTLY)

(PANTING)

(WEAK CRY)

(GASPING)

(PANTING)

(WHISPERS) No.

(SIGHS)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

Hey.

Are you...?

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

It had to be you, huh?

(SIGHS)

f*ck.

(SPITS)

Oh.

-(PANTING)

-(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(GRUNTING)

(BLOWS)

Yeah.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(COUGHS)

Oh.

(GASPS)

(CLAPPING)

(GASPING)

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Oh.

(WHISPERS) Okay.

(COUGHS)

(GRUNTS)

Well...

Look who's joined

the land of the living.

(SIGHS)

Mmm?

Here.

(GULPING)

(WHISPERS) Good.

(COUGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

Others?

Are there any others?

Don-O?

(WHIMPERS)

How long?

You been out?

Day and a half.

You scared me

for a minute there.

(COUGHS)

-But, you look much better now.

-(COUGHS)

I'll get more.

BRADLEY: Hey.

Thanks.

(WHISPERS) Yes!

(GASPS)

Come on.

Come on.

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

Yes! (BLOWS)

(CRACKLING)

(QUIETLY) Okay.

(CRACKLING)

(SHRIEKING LAUGHTER)

Yes! Whoo!

(VOCALIZING EXCITEDLY)

(HOOTING)

(CHEERING)

(SIZZLING)

Okay. (SIGHS)

A little sustenance.

-It's hot.

-Mmm.

(BLOWING)

Here.

No. No.

-Yeah. Yes.

-I'm not, I'm not eating that.

No, you have to get

your strength back.

And this is the only way.

Just a little nibble.

Just a baby bite.

-Mmm.

-Come on.

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

Swallow it.

(GAGGING)

(LIGHT CHUCKLE)

(CHUCKLES)

(GIGGLES)

-(WAVES CRASHING)

-LINDA: I found a conch!

A conch! Whoo-hoo!

(LAUGHING)

I have the conch!

(QUIETLY) I have the conch.

I have a conch.

Well, actually, people

call it "conch" but it's "conk."

And...

it's a variety of a sea snail.

Anyway, it's gonna be delicious.

Gonna crack this baby open.

Fire her up.

How long do you think

until we're out of here?

-(SIGHS)

-Uh...

I don't know.

They have to locate

the crash site first.

Mmm.

And then,

see if there's any survivors.

We're somewhere

in the Gulf of Thailand.

Drifted I don't know

how many miles.

So many little islands

around here.

Right, well, have you tried...

making a distress signal?

-What's that?

-A distress signal, like, uh...

You know...

You put your little

bamboo sticks in the sand,

spell out "help."

Something like that?

Or a bigger fire.

Get the smoke really roaring,

you know.

That could work.

Sorry, that just wasn't on my--

top of my list of priorities.

I was busy trying to

keep us alive, you know.

Mmm.

(SCOFFS)

Food, water, shelter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right.

But what about, like,

GPS tracking,

or equipment from the plane

that could have washed up.

Have you been on

the lookout for any of that?

-That should be your focus.

-Yeah, but that's not...

Getting us out of here.

Not being f*cking

Suzy Homemaker over here.

(SCOFFS)

You do know you would have

died out there...

By yourself on the shore. Right?

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah.

Yeah. How do you think that

would have worked out for you?

What does that mean?

You know what it means.

All right, I gotta f*cking...

(SHOUTS) Ooh! Ah!

-LINDA: What?

-f*ck!

-What did you do?

-(GROANS)

-Are you trying to get up?

-Yeah.

-Don't worry, it's not broken.

-(GRUNTS)

-But, let me help you. Here.

-No, I'm fine.

-Come here.

-I'm fine.

-Just let me help you.

-Please, don't touch me!

Okay?

Very soft, baby hands.

Like, fresh out of the factory.

Do you think this is funny?

What's happening here?

And watch how you speak to me,

all right?

You work for me.

What did you just say to me?

You heard me.

You got a problem with that?

-Don't lay on me, I don't...

-Excuse me.

Okay. Great.

Those stink anyway.

(LAUGHS, SNORTS)

Take your dirty mules.

Where are you going?

Oh, come on.

No, not the snail thing.

(LAUGHS) No!

(SNORTS)

Hey.

Wait, I'm gonna starve.

(SMACKS LIPS)

(CHUCKLES) Okay.

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

Okay.

This is not okay.

I can do this all day.

I got plenty of time.

Got nowhere to be.

Got nowhere to be.

(PANTING)

She didn't leave me any water!

(GRUNTS)

(WHINES, COUGHS)

(SCREAMS)

-(BUZZING)

-(WIND WHOOSHING)

(WIND WHISTLING)

-(BRANCHES SNAPPING)

-(GRUNTS)

(SHOUTS)

(COUGHS)

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING, WHEEZING)

(SCREAMS) Linda!

(GASPING)

(WHEEZES)

(WHEEZES)

(GARGLING, GULPING)

We're not in the office anymore,

Bradley.

Okay?

(CHUCKLES) There you are.

I got scared for a second

you weren't coming back.

Found tracks.

I think it was a boar.

A boar.

Isn't that like a dangerous pig?

It might save us.

(SCRAPING)

Could be a couple more days

before a boat comes.

What is that?

What are you doing?

Might have to last even a week.

We need more sustaining food.

Are you gonna hunt a boar?

Linda from Accounting?

-Strategy and Planning actually.

-Whatever.

But, wait,

shouldn't you know that?

After you looked through so much

of my "very impressive work"?

Was that it?

Before passing me over

for my promotion.

Yeah. Listen,

gotta make the tough call

sometimes, being the boss man.

-You can understand.

-Save it.

(DISTANT ANIMAL CALLS)

(CREATURE SQUEALING)

-(CRACKS)

-(CREATURE SQUEALS)

(GASPS)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

Where'd you go, piggy?

-Oh.

-(RUSTLING)

(GASPING)

(WHISPERS) Okay. Okay.

(PANTING)

-(DEEP GRUNT)

-(GASPS)

-(GASPS)

-(BOTH SQUEAL)

(SHRIEKING)

(ROARING, GRUNTING)

(SNIFFING)

(SLURPING)

(SHOUTS)

(WAILS)

(GASPS)

-(GRUNTS, GASPS)

-(SCREECHES)

(SCREAMS)

(ROARS)

(PANTS, GRUNTS)

(PANTING, GRUNTING

LAUGHING)

-(BOAR SQUEALING)

-(SCREAMS)

-No! (SCREAMING)

-(GROWLING)

-(SCREAMING)

-(ROARING, GRUNTING)

-(SCREAMING)

-(SQUEALING)

(SCREAMS)

(ROARS)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(PANTING)

You ever hunt?

(PANTING)

(WHISPERS) I think I like it.

(PANTING)

-BRADLEY: Mmm.

-LINDA: Mmm.

(BOTH MOANING)

That is the greatest meat

I have ever tasted.

-It's incredible.

-Mmm. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(CACKLES)

-What?

-(LAUGHS)

I was just thinking...

While you were sitting here

like a bump on a log...

Mmm?

...little old me was

bringing home the bacon.

-(SARCASTIC CHUCKLE)

-(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

You did.

You-- You literally brought

it home. The bacon.

(CACKLES, SNORTS)

You just snorted. (LAUGHS)

Who's the bacon now?

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Oh! (LAUGHS, CHEERS)

(CHUCKLES)

(GIGGLES)

(SIGHING)

(INHALES DRAMATICALLY)

(RUMBLING)

-(SHRIEKS)

-(RUMBLING)

Hel--

(SIGHS)

Not yet.

(SIGHS)

Howdy.

Oh, howdy.

What'd I miss out here?

Not a whole lot.

-Where have you been?

-Exploring.

-Found a new water source.

-Great.

Oh, got an iced frappe there?

So much cleaner. So delicious.

Give it a try.

Love the backpack.

You make that today?

Yeah! What do you think?

-Isn't that cute?

-Mmm.

It's super cute.

Okay, what's the matter?

What do you think is the matter?

We've been here,

what, two weeks now?

How have they not found us yet?

I don't know.

I mean, I'm sure it'll be soon.

Anyway, you know what

the most important thing is

for human survival?

The number one thing.

Positive attitude.

Oh, are you f*cking kidding me?

We have to act, all right?

I'm serious.

I'm sick of this sh*t.

We have to do something, okay?

We should build a raft

or something.

-A what?

-Yeah.

I saw a 60 Minutes once

of this guy,

he survived a shipwreck.

He said he did three things.

He saved food and water,

and he got found, okay?

We have to go to where

the boats are, okay?

We gotta-- We gotta find

shipping lanes. Get seen.

Build a raft.

I don't think

that's a good idea.

A raft would be...

I mean, I guess that's

an option, but as a last resort.

No.

We gotta keep doing

what we're doing.

Stay the course.

And anyway, honestly,

is it that bad?

We have food, water, company.

Linda, no disrespect,

but this is the last place

on Earth that I'd want to be.

Ouch.

Haven't I taken

good care of you?

Have you taken good care of me?

Have you seen my face?

Do you think my skin

is going to recover from this?

-Huh?

-Look at you! You're thriving.

(LAUGHS)

This has turned into your life.

Yeah.

What? What are you doing?

I'm getting out of here.

You can't put that kind

of weight on that, yet.

You don't tell me what to do!

How about that?

(GRUNTING)

You know what?

You think you're so smart.

Well, guess who

you're talking to?

CEO of

a NextGen 500 company, baby.

-That's right.

-(LAUGHS)

A company your father built.

God rest his soul.

-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-Oh, wow.

Oh, wow, you know what?

-You're so done.

-Huh?

Yeah, you're so fired.

Oh, am I?

-Yeah.

-Oh, no. (GIGGLES)

-Where are you going?

-Wherever the f*ck I wanna go.

-Making my own camp.

-Oh.

It's not so hard.

Just need some leaves

and some f*cking sticks.

I've seen you do it enough.

Well, I wish you luck.

And I'll tell you where

to send my last check.

Second coconut tree on the left.

That's a good rock.

Good tree.

Good foundation.

This will be my home.

Now we're cookin'.

Ha!

(HUMMING)

-(BUGS BUZZING)

-(GRUNTING, PANTING)

Oh, mmm. Mmm.

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS)

(PANTING, GRUNTING)

(HUMMING)

Morning!

(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)

Hi.

"Hepl"?

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

-(DELIRIOUS CHUCKLING)

-(CRUNCHES)

Mmm. Mmm.

(WHEEZING, CACKLING)

(GAGGING)

(COUGHING)

(RETCHING, SCREAMING)

(SPITS)

(GROANS)

(WHEEZES, SPITS)

(EXHALING)

(PANTING)

You're beat.

(HUMMING)

(GASPING)

Hello.

BRADLEY: Hello.

Knock, knock.

Hey.

Linda?

-LINDA: Mmm.

-Is that you?

I think we met at

the Christmas party last year.

Oh. Yes. I remember you.

-Yes. Thought that was you.

-Mr. Preston?

Yeah. That's right. How are you?

-I'm great.

-(CHUCKLES)

Oh, you have

a... something in your...

Mmm.

Oh, dear.

(EXOSKELETON CRUNCHING)

-Yeah.

-(SPITS)

Wow. Check out the spread, huh?

You know, I've paid

small fortunes for sushi

that doesn't look that good.

-Oh.

-Yeah.

How much would you pay now?

Oh. I'd k*ll for

what's on that plate.

Mmm.

But then what would you do

tomorrow?

(LAUGHS)

-Oops.

-Got me there.

(LINDA CHUCKLES)

-Mmm.

-Where did you get the knife?

Oh!

-I found it.

-(CHUCKLES)

It is amazing the things

that just wash up on shore.

Been a real lifesaver.

So...

What brings you

to my office today?

I want to apologize.

-What?

-Just for, uh...

...the way that I acted.

Here? Or when

we were back at your office?

Both.

I wanna take it all back.

Everything I said.

So, I'm not fired?

An asset like you?

Are you kidding me? (CHUCKLES)

The company would be

in shambles without you.

-Look at this place.

-Well, that is a relief.

-Gotta say.

-Yeah. I'm glad.

This looks amazing.

You... look great.

If you don't mind me saying.

Uh...

I don't.

Not even the same person who

walked into my office that day.

So, would you say

you underestimated me?

Yeah.

I would say

I gravely underestimated you.

That's exactly right.

I was wrong.

And I really, really

want to come back to camp.

Hmm.

And learn from you,

if you would have me, of course.

(PANTING)

(GULPING, EXHALES)

Really? Well, I think

we could discuss that.

-Okay.

-Would you like to sit down?

-I would love to.

-Before you fall down.

(CHUCKLES, GRUNTS)

I was just thinking,

you know...

Mm-hmm?

I want to help.

As much as I can, I mean.

I learned the hard way. You

make all this look really easy.

But, I think

that's the best bet.

Working as a team.

You know?

That's a smart, smart play.

That is smart.

-Yes.

-Yes.

Definitely smart on your part.

(CLEARS THROAT)

"Linda." (WHEEZING LAUGH)

So, what do you think?

About what?

Could you overlook

some of my character flaws?

Of which there are many.

(LAUGHS) And...

...maybe I can join you

for lunch.

Mmm. I don't know.

Can I trust ya?

-You can. (GROANING)

-(SLURPING)

(GROANS)

There was a little more on that.

Linda, please.

(WHISPERING) Please. Please.

I'm sorry. (SIGHS)

So, is that it?

-Was that it?

-Is that your pitch?

What do you want from me? Huh?

Well, that depends.

How above and beyond

are you willing to go for me?

Hmm.

Oh, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Just keep your shirt on.

I would never do that.

I'm not like you.

(SIGHS) Enough.

-Eat.

-(EXHALES)

-(CACKLES)

-Enjoy.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

-Here's some sauce.

-Thank you. Thank you.

And I will get you

some more water.

Thank you. (MOANS)

-Mr. Bossypants.

-(MOANING) Oh, my God.

What is that? (MOANS)

Mmm.

Mmm.

f*ck.

Ooh, mama.

BRADLEY: (GRUNTING)

Ah, what do you say

we take a walk?

Sure.

Your leg's getting

so much better.

We should keep rehabbing it.

Where are we going?

Surprise.

-You okay?

-Yeah.

(BOTH PANTING)

Okay, this spot's tough.

This is the tricky bit.

BRADLEY: (CLEARS THROAT)

-You got it?

-(GRUNTING)

-You got it.

-(GRUNTS)

(BRIGHTLY) There we go.

-Yeah.

-(CHUCKLES) Fun, right?

-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

-(CHUCKLES)

Sure.

(WIND WHISTLING)

Nothing for days.

(SIGHS)

That's us down there.

This way.

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

Little foraging tip.

So, you never want to

eat a berry

that's yellow, green, or white.

But if you really wanna know

if it's poisonous or not...

If there's a reaction,

like that?

Yeah, yeah. Don't spread it

on your morning scone, got it.

(CHUCKLES) Funny.

All right, now down there,

you see that rock

that kinda looks like an X?

Yeah.

So, that part of the island,

it's all thorn bushes

and poison vines.

Three steps into that,

and you'll be scratching

your skin off for a week, so...

you don't want to

go that way, ever.

Okay.

Okay.

All right. We should head back.

Yeah.

LINDA: Limpy McGee.

(WIND HOWLING)

I might give, uh, my leg

a breather for a minute.

-BRADLEY: (SIGHS)

-Yep.

Take your time.

Big trek down-- (SCREAMS)

Oh, sh*t!

-(SHOUTING)

-(SCREAMING)

Oh, sh*t! sh*t, here!

-(SCREAMING)

-Here. Grab on.

Grab my hand.

-(SHRIEKING)

-Over here, grab on.

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

-(STRAINING)

-LINDA: (SHOUTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING)

BRADLEY: Are you okay?

Thank you.

I owed you one.

(CHUCKLING)

LINDA: Look what I found.

BRADLEY: Green bananas?

Not for long.

Gonna give Mother Nature

a little kick start.

The heat turns the starch

to sugar.

Try one now.

Oh, my God.

-Yeah?

-Oh, it's incredible.

-Mmm.

-It's unbelievable. It's like...

It's crispy, it's creamy.

But, this is nothing.

You ever heard of pruno?

Pruno? What's that?

It's what people in prison

drink to get intoxicated.

Mmm.

Mostly fermented fruit.

It's otherwise known

as "toilet wine."

Toilet wine.

So, what?

You want to make toilet wine?

Already did.

Been working on it

for a few days.

Wanna get drunk?

f*ck yeah.

All right.

BRADLEY: (GARGLING)

LINDA: (LAUGHING)

BRADLEY: (CHORTLES)

It's so good.

Thank you, Sweetie.

Just call me sweetie?

I...

Yes, but...

Sorry, Sweetie's my bird.

Oh, you have a bird.

-Yeah, I miss her.

-Yeah, I bet.

Great little bird.

So, you live alone with a bird?

(LAUGHS)

Sorry. (CHUCKLES)

Sorry.

I was married.

-Really?

-Mm-hmm.

Wow.

-Yes.

-Not like that.

I just meant, didn't know.

(SCOFFS) Thanks.

Yeah, ten years.

-Yeah.

-So divorced or...?

No, he died.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no. Don't be.

He was not very nice.

Yeah. I just...

I don't think

he knew how to love.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know how that feels.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, my parents, uh...

...were the same.

Both with each other and me.

Dad was a total stranger.

I didn't know him. Couldn't

tell you one thing about him.

Was raised by my mom.

Very mean person.

Uh, like, a*usive.

Emotionally, physically.

Yeah. Her father was

a piece of sh*t though,

so, I try not to blame her, but,

it's hard to not resent her,

you know?

You ever hear that saying, uh,

"monsters aren't born,

they're created"?

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah. What?

Are you calling me a monster?

Oh, yeah.

You're a monster, all right.

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

I am.

At least now we know...

...it's not your fault.

(CHUCKLES)

Did you ever think about

leaving him? Your husband?

BRADLEY: Yeah.

Every night.

For years.

I just kept hoping

he'd change, and...

...just go back to how it was

in the beginning. (SCOFFS)

You know, you just,

you lie to yourself,

because you don't

want to be alone.

How'd he die?

Car accident.

He was a drinker.

And, uh...

...I'd always hide his keys when

he got really, really drunk.

And one night...

well, that night...

we had a big fight.

And he did some things

he shouldn't have.

Awful things.

Even for him.

And he had

this full head of steam.

He was looking for those keys.

So, I took them out of my purse.

Put them on the table.

Let him go.

Poured him his last drink.

Can't believe I told you that.

(CHUCKLES)

It's okay.

I've never told anyone that.

You know what?

I don't think

we should ever leave here.

You know what I mean?

(GASPS, GROANS)

(GROANING)

Oh, God. (GROANS)

(STRAINED GROAN)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

(DISTANT RUMBLING)

(WIND ROARING)

(SHOUTS) Here, cover the fire!

-(WIND ROARING)

-(THUNDER CRASHING)

Uh, we gotta get off this beach!

(CRACKING)

-(GRUNTING)

-LINDA: (SHOUTS)

-Are you okay?

-Yeah.

We gotta go!

(WIND ROARING)

-Come on!

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

LINDA: Oh.

In here!

Ready? Okay. Watch your step.

It gets real low here

so, careful.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-LINDA: (GROANS)

-BRADLEY: (PANTING)

Okay.

This'll be good till it passes.

It's f*cking freezing.

Take that off. Take it off.

It'll help.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-Okay. Okay. Okay.

-BRADLEY: (SHIVERING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(GASPING)

Here. Come here.

Body heat, right?

Yeah, that's smart. Okay.

-Okay.

-Yeah, that's better.

(BOTH PANTING)

(SIGHS) Okay. (PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

Bradley?

Bradley!

Bradley?

Yeah.

You got up early.

Yeah, uh...

Couldn't sleep.

I went to camp,

and, uh, it's all gone.

All washed away.

Probably pretty stupid of me

to build so close to shore.

No, it's okay.

Build a new one.

Yeah.

Do it on higher ground

this time, right?

Yeah.

And I can help.

I mean, getting stronger.

Could do it together.

I'd like that.

You know, this would be

a lot easier

if I could use that knife.

Yeah.

But you should really

learn to do it without.

Take a crack at it, solve it.

Prove me wrong.

Didn't you say that to me once?

Ah. Very good.

(SIGHS)

All right.

Leg's getting a little stiff.

I'm gonna take it for a walk.

I think I'm gonna try to

get to the high ridge today.

-That's pretty far.

-(SIGHS)

Watch out for those poison vines

on the south side, remember?

Yup.

You know what?

I'll join you.

BRADLEY: Sure.

Need some exercise myself.

BRADLEY: Hey, I wanted

to thank you, by the way.

LINDA: For?

BRADLEY: Just all the things

you've taught me out here.

Just in case, you know,

they find us soon,

or this comes to an end.

Wanted you to know

the time here, for me,

it wasn't wasted.

Yeah. I feel the same way.

(CHUCKLES)

Can I make you dinner?

Tomorrow night?

Get you outta the kitchen

for a change?

-(CHUCKLES)

-What do you think?

Well, that would be nice.

Good evening, madam. Thank you

for dining with us tonight.

LINDA:

Oh, my goodness. Look at that!

For starters,

we have a mango salsa,

accompanied by Marian plums,

freshly picked.

And for the main course,

we have a beautiful white fish.

A smoked barramundi

with a wild lemon grass garnish.

(CHUCKLES)

W-Wonderful.

Bon apptit.

Uh, do you,

do you cook much at home or...?

No. No. Never.

We either order out

or go to dinner.

Occasionally, we'll have

like a chef come and cook for us

-if we wanna get fancy.

-Wow. Mmm.

That's you and your fiance,

Zuri?

Zuri, yeah.

You must miss her, huh?

Yeah.

You okay?

(GROANS) Feeling a little, uh...

(ECHOING) ...dizzy, actually.

(ECHOING)

Maybe you should lay down.

(ECHOING) Yeah.

(GROANS)

(COUGHING)

(INTENSE GROANING)

(GASPING) What?

(GROANING)

LINDA: (GROANING)

(LAUGHS)

(GROANS) No!

(PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

(SHOUTS, CACKLES)

Yes!

f*ck you, Linda!

(COUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

No, no, no, no!

f*ck! (GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

Aw...

baby.

(RETCHES)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

LINDA: (GRUNTING)

BRADLEY: (MUMBLES)

(RETCHES)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(GRUNTING)

I really was just trying

to knock you out. I wasn't...

I swear to God, you know...

I wasn't trying to...

-LINDA: Just stop.

-It was just...

You don't have to keep

saying that. I-I believe you.

Mmm.

LINDA: (EXHALES)

(SOBS)

LINDA: I tasted something

bitter, but I just... (SCOFFS)

I really didn't want to think

you could

do something like that.

But...

Anyway, you know what,

it would take a hell of a lot

more berries than that to...

k*ll a human being.

Yeah.

LINDA: For next time.

I even screwed that up.

(CHUCKLES)

Such an idiot.

-BRADLEY: (CRYING)

-(SHUSHING)

It's okay.

-I get it.

-(SOBS)

Here, here, here.

Come on, let's get

your strength back, huh?

Again.

(WHIMPERING) Okay.

-There you go.

-Mmm.

Yeah.

(SIGHS)

Now, some things are gonna

have to change with you.

-And it's not gonna be easy.

-Definitely.

Yeah.

(GROANS)

I've really been thinking

how I can get through to you.

Do you want some?

You haven't eaten.

I'm okay, thanks.

-You sure?

-Yeah.

Still have a queasy tummy.

Right.

-I know how hard...

-So stupid.

...this all must be for you.

Not being in control.

-Ahh.

-You're not used to...

-(CLICKING TONGUE)

-being in this, shall we say,

...submissive position.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

I mean, it's natural

for you not to be able

to take orders from me.

To have to depend on me

for your survival.

-You know?

-(WHEEZES)

It's just natural.

You're a sl*ve to your biology.

-(GURGLE)

-Oh!

Feeling kinda funny, huh?

-Can't move?

-(WHEEZES)

That's the neurotoxins

from this blue-ringed octopus.

Blocks the transmission

of nerve impulses.

Caught it about a week ago.

Was really hoping I wouldn't

have to use it, but...

...held on to it.

Just in case.

(SIGHS)

Now, you did a great job

with that raft. I gotta say.

You really are a quick study.

But if you really wanted it

to hold...

(SLURS INDISTINCTLY)

...you should have used

double floor lashing.

But, of course,

I never taught you that one.

sh**t.

(SIGHS)

Now, I just want to put

your mind at ease, okay?

The toxins from

the Hapalochlaena lunulata

aren't gonna k*ll you.

And I promise

they will wear off.

But right now, you won't be able

to move or feel anything.

And trust me...

(SIGHS)

...I think you want it that way.

Ooh.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

Where was I?

So, when I was a little girl,

we had this dog.

BRADLEY: (GRUNTS)

Very, very naughty dog.

So disobedient.

-(WHIMPERS)

-Always running away.

(GRUNTS)

And my dad said,

"It's not his fault.

(CHUCKLES)

He just..."

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

"...needs to be fixed."

Now...

-it's actually quite a simple...

-(METAL SCRAPES)

...medical procedure.

They used to do it

all the time to Egyptian sl*ves.

Made them more, um, obedient.

-Compliant.

-(WHIMPERS)

(WHISPERS) Okay.

No help is coming.

This is the way things are now.

And you need

to just accept that.

You are stuck.

No power.

Low end of the totem pole.

With some as*h*le boss.

Just like I was.

Although, I'm betting...

I am a much nicer boss

than you ever would have been.

(GASPS)

Except for maybe this part.

Ready?

(MUFFLED WHINING)

-(GASPS)

-(SQUELCHING)

-Okay.

-(MUFFLED YELP)

Now, now, don't be a baby.

You're not gonna miss

this stuff.

-(KNIFE CLINKS)

-(SUSTAINED YELP)

(YELPS)

-(KNIFE SLICING)

-(MUFFLED WAILING)

-(WAILS)

-Ooh!

(MUFFLED WAILING)

(CHUCKLES)

We got a bleeder here.

-(YELPS)

-(BRIGHTLY) A lot of blood.

-(GROANING)

-(CHUCKLING) Wow.

(GROANING)

Oh.

(SIGHS)

(MUFFLED CRY)

-It's okay. It's just a rat.

-(GROANS)

-(GROANS)

-(RAT SPLATTERS)

Next time it won't be a rat.

So, don't ever mistake

my kindness for weakness.

(GRUNTING)

Hey, there!

How goes it?

Barely talked in two days,

you Gloomy Gus.

Would it k*ll you

to give me a little smile?

Mmm. There it is.

Tell you what I'm gonna do

to cheer you up.

I'm gonna go find...

the juiciest, most beautiful

fruits on this whole island

and make you a little treat.

Such a sourpuss.

Make him a little fire,

and he's gonna come around.

(ENGINE HUMMING)

(GASPS)

ZURI: Hello? Hello?

sh*t.

Linda! It's me.

(RAPIDLY) sh*t, sh*t,

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t...

Oh, my God! We found her!

I did it. I can't believe it.

Hey.

-Hey.

-No, no, no.

(EXAGGERATED GIGGLE)

-Come here!

-(GIGGLE CONTINUES)

ZURI: Oh, my God.

Hi. Hello.

Is he alive? Is he here?

How on earth?

Bradley, is he-- is he here?

-Yes.

-He is?

-Yes, he's here.

-Oh, my God.

-He is here.

-He's alive!

Even when they called off

the search in this area,

I never gave up.

-I couldn't give up.

-That's amazing.

I hired my own boat,

I did my own search.

Is he okay? Is he hurt? Is he...

He's fine.

-He's so good. He's great.

-Great.

I can't believe

this is happening.

-I know.

-(CACKLES)

Please, can you take me to him?

Right now?

-I need to see him. Please.

-He's, um...

Is he just down here?

-Yes, he's out here.

-Yeah? He is?

No, no, no.

-He's not over there.

-Bradley, I'm here!

-Um--

-Bradley, where are you?

MAN: Should we follow you?

This way?

(SIGHS)

Should we follow you?

Uh...

-I just need to get my stuff.

-You're not gonna need this.

-(SMACKS)

-Ow.

-Sorry. Sorry, I just...

-You like mango, right?

Yeah, I worked really hard.

We got lots of food on the boat.

Oh, yum.

Yum, yum, yum.

Lead the way.

So, is it just the two of you?

Or is there a whole search party

waiting for us?

MAN: Just us.

But there will be many people

happy to hear you two are alive.

Once I radio back.

You'll be back in your own bed

in no time.

There's a shortcut

just ahead here.

ZURI: I bet you can't wait

to return to your life.

Your job, your family,

your friends.

(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

Uh, shoelace.

Okay.

-Just follow the trail.

-ZURI: Yeah.

I'm right behind you.

(SLOWED BREATHING)

(SCREAMS)

Zuri! Zuri! Zuri! Come on!

-ZURI: (GRUNTING)

-Grab my hand. Hey. Come on!

I got you. I got you.

You can do it. You can do it.

Help me! Help me!

-ZURI: (GROANS)

-Come on. Come on.

I got you!

-Zuri! Come on.

-ZURI: Linda, help us!

I got you. You can do it.

You can do it.

I got you. You can do it.

MAN: (GROANING)

Help me!

-Linda!

-Linda!

MAN: Help us!

ZURI: Linda!

Dinner.

Yep.

(SIGHS)

(RAIN PATTERING)

Saw some fresh boar tracks

earlier today.

We haven't had protein

in awhile.

Maybe when it clears up

we should go hunting.

I'm taking a sick day.

Can't do it on my own.

(SIGHS)

ZURI: (DISTANTLY) Linda!

(GROANS)

(GASPING)

(STRAINED GROANS)

(GASPING)

(GRUNTING FEEBLY)

(WAILING) Linda.

Linda!

You tried to k*ll me.

-No.

-Why?

(CRYING) Why?

Why'd you do it?

(GROANS) Why?

(CRYING)

Why'd you have to come?

I'm gonna tell Bradley

everything.

No.

-You're a m*rder*r.

-No.

-You are!

-(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTING)

(GASPS)

(ROARS)

(SCREAMS)

(LIGHT SNORT)

(SNORTING)

-(CRACKS)

-(SQUEALS)

f*ck! (GASPING)

(YELPS)

(SOBS)

(SOBS)

(GUTTURAL SHOUT)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Where you been?

Nowhere.

Take another sick day?

What is it?

You know what's happening.

No, I don't actually.

You don't?

I don't. I don't actually.

Did you k*ll her?

Who?

(PANTING)

She slipped.

I was trying to bring her to you

and she got ahead--

Why didn't you tell me?

Because I knew

how it would look...

Why wouldn't you tell me

she came here?

...and I knew you wouldn't

believe me!

You wouldn't believe me!

You're right, I don't.

I don't believe you.

(SIGHS)

It was an accident.

(GASPS) I swear to you.

Just like your husband's

death was an accident?

(EXHALES)

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

(CHUCKLE)

(SCREAMING)

(GROWLS)

-(PANTING)

-(BIRD SQUAWKS)

(PANTING)

(BLADE CLINKS)

-(SHOUTS)

-(SHOUTS)

(BOTH GROANING)

(LOW GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

(GAGGING)

(SHOUTING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

You m*therf*cker!

(SHOUTS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-(SCREAMS)

-(YELPS)

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-(CRUNCHING)

(WAILING, SCREAMING)

Oh, f*ck!

What the f*ck?

(SPLATTERS)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

BRADLEY: (GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(WAILING)

(GRUNTS)

(BOTH WHEEZING)

LINDA: (GASPING)

(GRUNTING)

(EXHALES ANGRILY)

(EXHALES)

(SNICKERS)

(RING CLICKS)

(GROWLS)

(EXHALES)

f*ck you, Bradley!

(SHOUTS)

(SHOUTS)

(SCREAMS)

-(SHOUTS)

-(GASPS)

(GASPING)

LINDA: (WAILS)

Oh!

(SHRIEKING)

Where'd you go?

(SIGHS)

(PANTING)

BRADLEY: (PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING, GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING) Hey. Hey!

Hey!

(GRUNTING)

Hey! (WHEEZING)

(GRUNTING)

-Hey!

-(KNOCKING)

(GRUNTING)

(WHEEZING)

(PANTING, GRUNTS)

What the f*ck? (GASPING)

(GRUNTS)

LINDA: Oh, is there anything

more civilized

than refrigeration?

(GRUNTING)

LINDA: There's a frozen

Massaman curry in there

that's to die for.

BRADLEY: (GASPING)

LINDA: You looking for a knife?

(INHALES)

Yeah. I got rid of all of thos.

(GASPS) Except for one.

Hey, pal.

So tell me, Bradley,

how does a knife

just wash up on shore?

(CHUCKLES)

You really crack me up

sometimes.

-(GRUNTING)

-(SHATTERS)

Where you going? Where

you going? Where you going?

Oh, there you are.

(PANTING)

LINDA: Nice place, huh?

Owner is some

Wall Street billionaire.

First thing I did

was turn off the security.

Guy didn't even notice.

(CHUCKLES)

Bradley, I have a confession to

make and I feel sick about it.

Sorry to tell you this, but...

we could've been rescued

some time ago.

But I wasn't

ready to leave yet.

I just needed

a little more time.

After the caretakers left...

I broke in.

It was easy. (CHUCKLES)

(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

(SIGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

And then you and me,

we were alone again.

(PANTING)

It was... perfect.

(WHISPERS) What the f*ck.

LINDA:

Just me and my new Sweetie.

-Well, for a little while.

-(GROANS)

Things just kept happening.

It's not like I planned it.

I swear to you.

I didn't want any of this.

ZURI: Linda!

MAN: Come on, girl!

You can do it, I got you!

Zuri! Zuri! I got you!

You can do it! You can do it!

I got you!

(SCREAMS)

Linda!

(DEEP INHALE)

Bradley?

Don't you wonder why we were

the only ones who made it?

(RAGGED BREATHING)

Maybe it was written

in the stars.

(WHEEZING)

(PANTING)

-(SLOW FOOTSTEPS)

-LINDA: (EXHALES)

(FOOTSTEPS)

(SHOTGUN c*ck)

(GRUNTS)

I'm sorry it had to be this way.

Because it could've been

so good.

Wait, wait, please,

please, please. You were right.

You were right.

You were right, okay?

I was-- I was a piece of sh*t.

-I was a terrible person.

-Uh-huh.

I was, uh...

I was a monster.

(WHIMPERING) I was.

I was a monster! (SOBBING)

The way I treated everyone.

(SOBS)

I'm so broken.

You broke me.

(WHISPERS) I've changed.

Really, I have. I can feel it.

(GASPS)

Because of you. Because I... I--

Linda...

I think you're

the most incredible person

I've ever known.

You took care of me.

I tried.

You did.

And you taught me things.

No one's ever taken the time

to teach me anything.

(SIGHS)

(QUIETLY) You saved me.

I felt love from you in a way

that I've never...

felt from anyone.

(WHIMPERING)

I think we can make this work.

-What?

-Here.

No, you don't.

Yeah. You were right.

We can stay.

You proved it yourself

we can survive.

We have everything we need.

Yeah.

That's what I've been saying.

I know.

There's nothing for us

back there.

-I want to be happy.

-(EXHALES)

With you, here.

Just us, you and me.

I see it now.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(WHISPERS) Actually happy?

Not some bullshit?

Not some f*cking bullshit.

You want to go back

to that life?

No f*cking way.

What would we go back to?

-Nothing.

-Nothing.

We stay here, you and me,

forever.

That sounds...

...like a fairy tale.

LINDA: (GIGGLES)

-(CHUCKLES)

-(GIGGLES)

I love you so much.

Why did you make it so hard?

I'm a f*cking idiot.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Oh, sorry I gouged your eye out.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Sorry I stabbed you.

(BOTH LAUGH)

You did! Oh, you did.

(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLING)

God, I love you.

I love you.

BRADLEY: (GRUNTS)

LINDA: No!

-(SHOUTS)

-(GRUNTS)

-(GASPS)

-(GRUNTS)

(c*ck SHOTGUN)

Bye, you crazy b*tch

from Accounting.

(WEAKLY) No.

No!

(CLICKS)

(RATCHETS)

(CLICKS)

Ow! f*ck!

-(GROANS)

-(SHOUTS)

Strategy and Planning.

(GRUNTS)

(CROWD OOHS)

Boom.

This is Polly Perera, here

at the 19th Annual

Celebrity Golf Invitational.

And we're here with everyone's

favorite real-life survivor...

-Linda Liddle.

-(CHUCKLES)

You're looking

pretty good out here.

Oh, thanks, Polly.

It's a game I've grown to love.

Linda, it's been almost a year

since the world

fell in love with you,

when you were found

alone at sea on a raft,

the only survivor of a terrible

plane crash. How did you do it?

Well, it wasn't easy. (CHUCKLES)

But the memory

of my lost colleagues is what...

...drove me forward

and kept me hanging in there.

Your incredible best-seller

is being turned into a movie.

(LAUGHS)

-What's next for you?

-I can't even believe it.

(LAUGHS)

So next, uh...

Well, I'm writing

a self-help book.

Because I want people to know...

...no help is coming.

So you better start

saving yourself.

("ONE WAY OR ANOTHER"

BY BLONDIE PLAYS)

One way, or another

I'm gonna find ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya,

Get ya, get ya

One way, or another

I'm gonna win ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya

Get ya, get ya

One way, or another

I'm gonna see ya

I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya

Meet ya, meet ya

One day, maybe next week

I'm gonna meet ya

I'm gonna meet ya

I'll meet ya

I will drive

Past your house

And if the lights

Are all down

I'll see who's around

One way, or another

I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna give you the slip

A slip of the hip

Or another

I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna trick ya

I'll trick ya

One way, or another

I'm gonna lose ya

I wanna trick ya, trick ya

Trick ya, trick ya

One way, or another

I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall

Stand over by the wall

Where I can see it all

Find out who you call

Lead you

To the supermarket checkout

Some specials and rat food

Get lost in the crowd

One way, or another

I wanna get ya

Where I can see it all

Find out who you call

One way, or another

I wanna get ya

Where I can see it all

Find out who you call

One way or another

(MUSIC FADES)