01x03 - Episode 3

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And now, just stir.

You can add a slice of orange

or you can serve it in a glass like this.

Then, serve it to your client.

Make a toast!

Those days when we are...

Sofia?

Sofia?

Sofia?

-What?
-Hey.

-Give me a hand.
-Sure.

Were you studying?

Yes. I'll be a certified mixologist
by tomorrow.

Got a gig with some rich guy
who wants to eat my a*s.

Some eat a*s, others get theirs eaten.

It's the new class struggle.

-Asses of the world, unite.
-Hey.

Hold tight.

This job I had flopped.

My boss was a d*ck.

He was cool with me and Isa
but when he found out about Matheus,

he went nuts, so I scratched up his car.

Wow.

Your courage inspires me.

Thing is I always go apeshit
and don't think about the consequences.

I told him to f*ck off.

-You told your boss to f*ck off?
-I did.

-Oh my...
-By the way,

I can't pay rent this week.

Will you tell the owner?

Thanks.

-Matheus, we need to talk.
-What do you think?

For the parade.

I'm an artist too.

Wow.

That would make a cool shirt.

-Really?
-Come on.

See?

Your altruism inspires me.

Doesn't pay the bills.

I'll have to ask Isa

for the rent money.

But you'll be proud to know
it's for the event.

Hi, I'm so late.

My students are already waiting for me.

Always on the run.

We provide for the house.

I know! The boys said they don't have
the rent. Do you believe that?

That's why I'm taking as many students
as I can.

Can you teach me?

-What?
-Yes, sure.

Do you want to watch
Nosferatu
in the park?

I do.

-I might cancel my gig later.
-Don't cancel work.

It'll be nice just the two of us.

I love vampire movies.

Your energy inspires me, you know?

I have a hard time saying no.

I had to cancel a few classes
because I'm overbooked.

Too many classes?

Can you still cover their rent?

Yes, it'll only be a week overdue.

What about your meeting?

It got canceled.

Going for an early run?

I have a thing later.

We can run together.

-You're staying home?
-No.

I've got a thing too.

-Not at Osvaldo's bar?
-No!

-It's not a date.
-I didn't think...

What?

You look hot.

"Good morning! I dreamed about you,
can you believe it? LOL."

-LOL? I can't send that.
-Keep reading!

"I dreamed we were on a date.

You haven't been to my place yet.

Wanna come?"

For real?

Everyone needs a fairy tale.

But yours stays
between the kitchen and the backdoor.

Deal?

"So, I found myself thinking,

how about

a date?"

An a*s?

An a*s emoji?

What?

It's an okay emoji.

I scored 3 husbands with it.

If I want to win him over,
I should use my words.

"Come to my place", that's it.

Stopping calling my apartment a place.

It's a historic building.

Let me see that again.

Come on.

-Don't send it. I mean it.
-Easy.

I need to raise your value if he won't
go someplace decent.

-Says who?
-You puked in a sauna.

That's your body crying for help.

I have my charms, too,
even if no one sees it.

So...

Dinner tonight?

I can't.

You got me a date.

I was in the park.

Watching Nosferatu.

Alone.

ANA, I NEED CASH FOR THE RENT.

THEY STOOD ME UP.

I DON'T HAVE ANY. CALL ARTUR.

ARTUR?

I'M MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

GORGEOUS!

SEE YOU SOON.

-ARE YOU COMING?
-YES.

Let's go guys.

Come on.

What?

-Say it.
-Your kiss is different.

Your kiss is different.

Our kiss is different.

How are you?

Hey.

I'd bring two, but you might get sick,
so I brought one.

No...

I acted stupid that day.

I drank too fast

and the heat in the sauna.

Come in.

Thanks.

Excuse me.

I was worried.

If I knew,

I wouldn't f*ck nobody else.

Sofia,

sorry I didn't show up.

I was excited but I had cramps
and it hurts so bad.

It's okay.

If you're upset with us just say so.

I'm fine, no problem.

Okay, then.

Actually, I'd like to talk

about rent

with you guys.

Do you like it?

The drink?

I know it sucks, I just learned it today.

Go talk to her.

Forget Ana, she's annoying.

You can see other people, right?

Maybe not in front of her sister.

She told me to ask you for money.

Thanks.

You go or I will.

Aren't you with three?

I'm supporting three people.

I always lose the vote.

You wanted to share a house and a bed?

Rent at least. Be accepted...

-Sex would be a bonus.
-Three against one isn't fair.

You'll always lose.

True.

-Good morning.
-Morning.

It's empty.

Come on, Joaquim, I'm late.

-Come on, Isa!
-Damn, she's stalling these days.

f*ck.

Isa, we're leaving.

Coffee drinks.

Are you okay?

They're so rude.

Especially on my period.

Joaquim's rude
and Matheus sounds like my mother.

I'm so emotional.

Did you fight over rent?

What? No, Sof.

Joaquim's mad I'm not gonna see him play.

My PMS is way better.

But Matheus, who's so deconstructed,
gets fussy all the time.

Like yesterday.

He barely touched me.

Sexually speaking.

How come you always fight with them
and then come vent to me?

What?

We're friends.

Friends?

You didn't even show up when we planned.

I'm not your cleaning unicorn.

I'm always here for you. But when it's
time to have fun I don't exist.

It's always three against one.

Friendship my a*s.

f*ck... I'm sorry.

I got a gig tomorrow. I'm screwed.

I can't make coffee drinks.

What's wrong with beer?

Totally.

I'll be your guinea pig.

A toast to Ana,
who finally went out with us.

You're too much!

Don't take all the guys.

Back at you!

Ana?

Shion! It's been a while.

Sure. How are you doing?

Great. I'm with my friends.

-Nice to meet you, friends. Shion.
-Hi, Shion.

Where did you meet?

He's Artur's friend.

Also a chef.

-Have a sit.
-Drink with us.

Try the tuna tartar...

Is a little cuddling too much to ask?

I want to come, too.

Order some fries.

I don't want to shock
your undeveloped palate.

Didn't even say bye.

I was lying naked for 20 minutes
assuming he's in the bathroom.

I thought he was taking a sh*t,
but he was gone.

I'm not ranting.

With my sister, I didn't even have a door.

Maybe that's why I come so fast.

I'm trying to expand your taste buds.

And you're pining for a guy who
says he's straight

but knows every bathroom in town.

You don't know him. You're idealizing him.

-I thought someone like me.
-Beto...

ARE YOU FREE TOMORROW?

REMINDS ME OF YOU LOL

Run.

No more drinks?

It's not even 4 pm.

You used to drink when we came with Artur.

In the past.

Indeed.

Yes.

Last time we met, it was f*cked up.

Listen,

I had nothing against you,
it was a misunderstanding.

We bought tickets and whatnot.
But he's stubborn, you know.

He wanted you.

He's more open-minded now.

Really?

Talk to him and find out.

I'm not ready to risk
my reputation like this.

You lied to get this job.

What do you mean?

I guess I'll try this one.

You don't have to swallow it.

It's terrible.

More alcohol and no one will notice.

Sometimes it's nice just the two of us.

The boys can be so exhausting.

Yes.

Sometimes two is easier than three.

You're one of the nicest people I've met.

And you are feisty.

Can I be super honest?

Can you handle the consequences.

-I better not.
-Just say it.

Sometimes I think they take you
for granted.

Just saying.

-Sorry, I...
-You're right.

Dating one man is crazy, but two...

I just wanted them to remember that.

And stop being disgusted by my blood.

-I miss a good f*ck.
-I know.

But love is f*cked up, right?

Well,

I can make this taste better.

How?

The boys have K.

Will they mind?

We won't tell.

You should go with them.

I should go home.

Cook's hands.

Yes.

Burnt, cut, f*cked up.

You're kind of restless.

So am I.

That's why I wasn't mad
you weren't at our wedding.

But it mattered to Artur.

Maybe we're alike after all.

Sometimes I go MIA too.

Can I have a sip?

I need to drink to believe.

Come closer.

Closer.

You're right.

I'll send it to that f*ck.

Give me your number.
I'll send it to you too.

-How are you?
-Hey.

I brought two beers today.

Hey, it's all set here. We're going live.

Let's go!

You didn't tell me?

I didn't know he was back.

I know you two don't get along but...

he's my friend.

I thought you weren't speaking.

It's been years.

I don't even remember why.

He was against you getting married.

To me.

He was wrong.

From his face here, I think he agrees.

I'm glad you saw each other.

I'll talk to him.

COME BY THE RESTAURANT WITH ARTUR

Leaving now?

Sorry.

Don't "sorry" me.

Aren't you going to ask

if I enjoyed it?

I'm not really used to talking about it.

In the sauna or the restroom,
there's not much talking.

I'd never been to someone's house.

Or service room.

-But did you...
-No.

I didn't.

I'm not an inflatable doll

that you can f*ck, come, and leave behind.

I like that my body

gives you a... I don't know,

a b*ner, an ejaculation.

You have an emotional
responsibility to me.

I'm not letting you leave

just to send me cute animals gifs
when you get home.

You either f*ck me properly

or it won't be possible for us...

The world's not ready for a DJ like you.

It's f*cked up.

-It's so f*cked up.
-So much.

It's always been hard for me.

I can count my friends with one hand.

The world is not one of them.

I asked Isa to come but she was beat.

Bullshit!

She doesn't come out anymore,
neither does Matheus.

I know.

They must be used to it, but I...

I think it's beautiful
how much you love them.

You're special.

Since it's just the two of us,
can I say something?

Yes.

Forget it.

I better not.

-Go ahead.
-You know how Isa...

No, what did she say?

-She said that Matheus...
-The strap-on?

-What? Yes.
-He spent a fortune, all the rent money,

and she wouldn't use it.

She just gave up on it.

Matheus was pissed, obviously.

And I'm in the middle. It's exhausting.

No one care about what I want.

I do.

I'm sorry.

Sorry. I want to kiss you,

but I can't feel my mouth.

Nightmare?

Kika's throwing a party tonight.

Wanna come?

Tonight?

I don't know if I can.

COME BY THE RESTAURANT, YOU AND ARTUR

COME TO MY PLACE AT 2 PM.

Good afternoon.

Hey, I'm going to apartment 712.

He said you should take
the service elevator.

How was it for you?

This thing...

You know...

I'm not g*y, you know.

I never came out.

Never?

I might

have no self-esteem

at all,

no energy to wake up

no backbone.

But I'm great

at being

obviously g*y.

If you want to,

I can help you to come out.

No, I'm...

I like women, but also... I don't know.

Just halfway between
f*cking women and being a f*g.

Maybe you're bi.

There's no such thing.

Too bad Artur couldn't come.

I prepared this octopus for him.

I don't have that freedom.

Whenever I change something,
Nando gets on my a*s.

He's so square.

Aren't you wasting your energy
on something useless?

Not just in the kitchen.

I might not be the best person
to talk to about Artur.

If that's what you mean.

We started seeing other people and...

I'm not so sure.

How do you mean?

There are some landmines.

Like hooking up with his friend?

I can't believe Isa and Joaquim said
you don't care about them.

They have a need I don't have.

You're the only one who cares about
the future.

They want

to go out every night.

It's exhausting.

Do you guys use this often?

No, Isa doesn't like it.

Really?

I've always wanted to f*ck a guy.

I've never met one who let me.

ARE YOU STILL AT THE PARTY?
THINKING OF MEETING UP WITH YOU.

Honey!

f*ck.

Get dressed.

You won't believe it.

Hurry up.

-Relax, you won't hurt me.
-Okay.

I can't.

That's never happened to me before.

Sorry.

It's only natural.

You don't have to force it.

But I want to.

Don't you think you try
too hard to please us sometimes?

You can be honest.

About what?

Anything.

I need the rent money.

I've always been the messed up one.

At school,

with my family, friends...

I thought with you guys I'd...

You know?

But no.

We're all messed up.

We're all clueless.

You're amazing.

DON'T TELL ARTUR, IT'S OUR SECRET.

If Junior sees anything fried,
he's all over it.

We didn't even get past Mairiporã
before he puked all over.

I told you the chicken croquettes were
a bad idea.

But, it's okay.

You're forgiven.

I'm happy with the surprise.

Junior really needed a...

Math teacher?

Really?

It just came out.

Just think about it, it's perfect.

This is anything but perfect.

I may be a weirdo,
but I'm not in the closet.

I've never felt so turned on.

For a guy?

For anyone.

So you had sex with her.

-She wore it.
-You never touch me.

You had sex with her too?

It was spontaneous,
it was not the first time we...

That's why I said
I didn't want to move here.

-You're being paranoid.
-Paranoid, Isa?

-It's not paranoid if I'm right.
-Wait a minute.

Aren't you free?

What's going on here?

-This is not an orgy, we have rules.
-What rules?

The ones you broke, my love?

I'm trying to explain,
but you don't listen.

-You of all people...
-Why him?

-Joaquim treats me like his mom and dad.
-Seriously?

Are you grounding us?

Isa, we're in sync.

Sorry.

My bad.

-Really, Joaquim?
-f*ck you.

I'm gonna wash my hands, be right back.

I passed by that other restaurant
you told me about

the one you applied at,

then I remembered a friend works there...

I HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.