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01x02 - The Quest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lost Ollie". Aired: August 24, 2022.*
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A patchwork rabbit with floppy ears and fuzzy memories embarks on an epic quest to find his best friend - the young boy he desperately loves.

01x02 - The Quest

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["Man of La Mancha" playing]

Hear me now, oh thou bleak

And unbearable world ♪

Thou art base and debauched as can be ♪

And a knight with his banner

All bravely unfurled ♪

Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee! ♪

I am I, Don Quixote

The Lord of La Mancha ♪

Destroyer of Evil am I ♪

I will march to the sound

Of the trumpets of glory ♪

Forever to conquer or die ♪

I am I, Don Quixote ♪

[ship horn blowing]

[Zozo] Oll!

Get it in gear!

Let's go! Let's go!

If we don't make this trip, it'll be days

before we get another chance.

A chance for what?

Chasing down this bunny's imagination?

It ain't my imagination.

I am warning you. [grunts]

[Rosy]

Imagine you actually made it on this boat.

- Hey!

- Bye-bye, bunny.

[man] Here we go.

Whoa!

- [bell rings]

- [ship horn blows]

Where's Ollie?

Uh, I don't know.

Hey.

She just ditched me.

I didn't do anything to you, rabbit.

I don't know who you are

or why you're here.

Hell, I don't know why I'm here.

Zozo, let's drop this Jasper off

somewhere and move on.

Now, Rosy

Just you and me together again,

like the old days.

We're looking for Billy.

- I have a map.

- Oh.

Is that what that is?

This sucks.

The White Tower?

- Rosy

- It's real!

Real stupid.

Oh. And what's this messed-up rectangle

with circles?

- Rosy!

- That is Mark Twain.

Right.

And pardon, is this troll to scale?

- Are you a licensed cartographer?

- Rosy.

Man, this is a load of crap.

It's all real.

Then prove it.

[Zozo] Rosy!

I think you of all people should know

what it feels like to get left behind.

[bell rings]

Maybe she's right.

Maybe this is stupid.

Hey, don't worry about old Rosy.

I believe in you.

And I believe in these memories of yours.

Now, let's get up

on the roof of this vessel

and find the next spot on your map.

[groans]

Arr.

Matey, don't give up so quickly,

for you're sailing with Captain Candyhook!

Now we playing baby games?

Ruler of the Seven Seas!

Tamer of serpents!

Lover of peppermint!

[chuckles]

There be treasure on the upper deck.

And whoever gets there first

is the new captain of this ship.

Let me see your prowess, bucko,

and show that swabbie what's what.

And just who's the swabbie

in this scenario?

Wait. Oh, hell, no.

- [Zozo] Yar!

- Absolutely not cool.

[Zozo] Now go!

Get!

[laughs] Woo-hoo!

Swords ain't for bunnies.

[dramatic music playing]

What's wrong, Rosy?

Can't handle a true buccaneer

wielding your sword?

The only buccaneers I see

are flapping off your bucking head.

Now, get out of my way, fool!

[ship horn blowing]

Whoa! [grunts]

[gasps]

[Rosy] Ha, ha!

I win!

I'm the new captain.

I almost lost my star 'cause of you.

Pirates don't play fair.

Everybody knows that.

Rosy, stop it.

I've had enough.

Zozo, why are you taking his side?

Why is he so special?

Why is she so mad all the time?

Let old Rosy pout if she wants to,

but we're gonna find

the next spot on your map.

We found the Dark River,

and if you focus,

we'll find the next clue and the next,

and before you know it,

you'll be back home with Billy, I promise.

Now, look at this map.

Squeeze that star

and see what you can see.

[exhales]

[Billy] The Rabid Rabbit launches

into the mud pit,

through the hoops of fire.

Can he set this record?

Oh! And the crowd goes wild!

Ah! For the most amazing jump

of the night. What's that? This just in.

The prize for the winner is

Daddy, can I have some drums?

And

doing the dishes!

- Momma, boo!

- Come on!

That prize is so awful

that the announcer herself

has to go in the mud pit.

- What an upset!

- Oh!

You thought throwing a biscuit

at me was punishment?

I think eating your biscuit's

punishment enough.

[all laughing and shouting]

[Momma] Yes! You're in trouble now!

[Daddy] Who's gonna clean it! Billy, help!

- Hey.

- [phone ringing]

Who calls during supper? What's this?

[Momma] Who knows?

There you go. Billy the receptionist.

Thank you, Billy.

[Daddy] Well, now, look at this.

- I thought you loved my biscuits.

- Yeah, your biscuits are okay.

[Billy] Wiles' residence.

It's for Momma.

No one ever calls for old Billy.

I'll call you, baby.

Hello.

This is she.

Hello?

- Yes, this is Billy.

- Yes.

Uh, give me a second.

Can you bring Billy outside

so I can take this call?

But, Momma, it's chilly out there

and I'm still eating.

Then zip up your sweater

and grab a biscuit. Go outside. Get.

Hey, let's go listen to some Caywood

and play some horse. What do you say?

That sound fun? Let's go play.

Ollie drives down the middle,

spins, fakes and

Y'all, please!

What do you say just us real folks play?

Leave Ollie behind?

Sorry, can you repeat that?

[door opens]

Um, let me get a pen.

[grunting]

[Momma] Uh-huh.

In the zone!

Over there. I'm gonna feed you my pass,

you take it and pop.

Okay, okay. Over here.

I'll pass it on the run.

[Momma] More tests? Why?

[Daddy] Now we're talking!

Over here! Let's go!

Okay.

Um

Uh

How much is that gonna cost?

No, no insurance.

Can this wait until?

This week?

I don't have a sitter and

Okay.

This week.

Okay.

Bye.

[phone beeps]

[panting]

[Zozo] Whoa! What's that face?

Did you see the next stop?

Something's wrong with Momma.

She's worried.

She's gotta go somewhere and take a test.

I'm Ollie.

I need hugs and constant attention.

I'm jealous of what a great pirate Rosy is

'cause my ears are stupid.

[gasps]

Well, I'll be damned.

Come on, that's it?

What's she worried about?

I don't know.

My memories, they're like

water that I can't control,

coming and going as they please.

- [Zozo shouts]

- No! No!

That was close.

You gotta protect this

with your life, Ollie.

[Ollie whooping]

The White Tower!

It is real!

I told you we'd find it.

[laughs]

Like you can miss it.

Wait.

You saw it and didn't tell me.

Rosy.

You didn't.

It's a lot of white towers

and it's not like I signed up

to be on this map-following squad.

I'm trying to find my best friend.

Not like you'd know what that's like.

Rosy, he's just upset.

He didn't mean it.

I'll get him to apologize.

Ollie. You need to ap

What?

[Rosy] Whoa.

Ollie!

Y'all coming?

You can't say he's boring.

- Here goes nothing.

- What?

- No, no, no! Zozo!

- Yahoo!

[groans]

This bunny's gonna get us k*lled.

[Ollie] Onward to the White Tower!

Wow. What is this place?

A witch's cave?

A sea serpent graveyard?

A place where forgotten things go.

Let's stay focused.

Stay close.

We'll get you to that tower, okay?

[Rosy] That tower's a long way off.

Got to be five miles at least.

It'll take us days to get there.

Hey, Ms. Sunshine,

you mind being positive

for just one second?

I would be positive

if I didn't have to deal with

a stanky clown and a patchwork bunny.

You got a problem

with a patchwork rabbit, Ms. Cactus Arm?

Hey, now!

Ain't no need for name-calling.

Take it back!

I said cut it out, both of you.

Don't mind me.

All I'm saying is

unless Fluffy the Magic Rabbit

- has a Corvette in his little backpack

- [motorcycle approaching]

[horn honks]

You were saying?

[dramatic music playing]

Woo-hoo!

[laughs]

[whooping] Yes!

[Zozo] What do you see, buddy?

[Rosy] Would you please

get your feet off my face?

Woo-hoo!

[all singing along]

Now the race is on ♪

And here comes pride

Up the backstretch ♪

Heartaches are going to the inside ♪

My tears are holding back ♪

They're trying not to fall ♪

My heart's out of the running ♪

True love ♪

Momma, sing!

And the winner loses all ♪

[dramatic music playing]

We're here, come on! Now!

[gasps]

[PA beeps]

[indistinct announcement over PA]

Where in the heck are we going?

Just follow the bunny.

We've been following him.

It ain't got us nothing

but tired and almost dead.

[elevator bell dings]

Oh, look, more people

with blue pants and rubber shoes.

[Ollie] This way!

Ollie, let's go. They're attacking.

We've gotta go quick!

- [laughing]

- We gonna get to the point or what?

Hey! We're looking for Billy!

We're looking for a bathroom.

Also important.

Bye!

[Ollie] Whoa.

Sleeping Beauty.

Me and Billy was here.

Sleeping Beauty?

You don't know Sleeping Beauty?

All right. Come on, Ollie.

What's next?

All right.

[man on PA]

Dr. Rosenwinkle, extension 142.

[gasps]

[tense music playing]

[MRI tech] Put these on, honey.

That machine's gonna get real loud.

I need you to remove

all the metal from your body.

- [Momma] Oh, okay.

- The thing's just a big magnet.

Uh, ma'am.

Only family members are allowed in here.

He's my son.

Oh.

Sorry, ma'am.

Okay.

He's precious.

Don't you worry.

This thing's just a big old spaceship.

Get your momma in and out of here

in a heartbeat.

Maybe two.

Promise.

Thank you.

Okay. [clears throat]

Can you take care of these for me? Okay?

Yeah?

What do we do when we're scared?

- Mark Twain?

- That's right.

That's right.

We think of the stars

and we sing our song

and we take a ride on Mark Twain.

All the way to a place

where there's no fear nor pain.

Hey.

Just love.

Dreamland.

When I want you in my arms ♪

[both] When I want you ♪

And all your charms ♪

Whenever I want you ♪

All I have to do is dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream, dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream ♪

In the night ♪

And I need you ♪

To hold me tight ♪

Whenever I want to ♪

All I have to do ♪

Is dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream ♪

Where'd you hear that song?

Momma used to sing it

whenever Billy was scared.

And he is scared.

And something's wrong with Momma.

We gotta get back.

Come on, now, don't panic.

Think about it.

Was there anything else?

Okay. Uh

Um

Ride the Mark Twain?

Wait a minute.

Ride the Mark Twain?

Rosy, can you get us to the roof?

This boy needs some air.

[upbeat music playing]

Come on.

Now, look.

I gotta get back. Momma's sick.

I hear you, partner.

And I'm trying to get you back.

Just take a peek.

[Ollie] No.

I don't see anything.

No, look.

Right there.

Over yonder.

Is that a Mark Twain?

[train horn blowing]

Yes.

Oh!

That's it!

Hot diggety!

That's it!

Woo-hoo! Yes, that's it!

I remember now.

Billy called it "choo-choo twain"

when he was little.

Daddy called this one Mark!

[Zozo] See, Rosy?

I was right to believe in Ollie.

I was right to believe in his quest.

We're gonna find your Billy.

And we're gonna find your Nina too.

We're going home.

We are going home, Ollie!

[Ollie laughs]

[Ollie] Woo-hoo!

- [bell ringing]

- [train horn blowing]

[Zozo] Let's go.

No time to waste.

Giddy up!

That looks like a Mark Twain to me!

What do you think, Ollie?

Are you sure?

My gut tells me it's that one,

and my gut rarely lies!

[dramatic music playing]

Rosy, come on!

[Zozo] Rosy!

Grab my ear!

Heave!

[chuckling]

Now, that's what I call using your head.

Maybe them ears ain't so stupid.

You think it's a long ways

before we get to Billy?

I figure we'll take this

to the end of the line, see what we see.

Whoa, now. Elvis has left the building.

Well, this is a pickle.

We ain't got no needle and thread.

That should work.

Thank you.

Ow!

Hey, check this out.

Zozo fixed my leg.

He knows what he's doing.

I was a mess when he found me.

You did that?

- Mm-hm.

- Ow!

You keep poking me.

And you keep squirming around

like a worm on a hook.

Settle down.

Ow.

Focus on me, bunny.

[Ollie whimpers]

Why don't you tell me about your Billy?

Why is he so special?

Well

he's real good at art and running around,

and and treasure hunts,

and fort building,

and karate battles with a witch,

and getting hit by lightning.

[buzzing]

[laughs]

He's the best buddy in the world.

How long did you look for Zozo?

[Zozo] Good as new.

Ah.

[Rosy] He was gone for a long while.

I did what I had to do to get back to him.

[Ollie] Like me and Billy.

Y'all belong together.

Hey, how about a song?

Just like the kind we used to sing?

[Zozo] I don't know, Rosy.

I don't much feel like a song right now.

[clucking]

[Ollie] Chicken.

[both clucking]

[clucking stops]

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair ♪

With ivory skin and eyes

Of emerald green ♪

Y'all know this one?

Your smile is like a breath of spring ♪

Your voice is soft like summer rain ♪

And I cannot compete with you, Jolene ♪

[both] Jolene, Jolene ♪

Jolene, Jolene ♪

I'm begging of you

Please don't take my man ♪

Come on, Ollie.

[all] Jolene, Jolene ♪

Jolene, Jolene ♪

Please don't take him

Just because you can ♪

[Zozo & Rosy laughing]

[country music playing over speakers]

Look. Lookie here, Orville.

I found you a dance partner.

Shut up, Jim Tom.

[Billy] Excuse me, sir?

But can I put up one of my signs

in your window?

I'm looking for a friend, is all.

It's real important.

Kid, come on now. You can't be in here.

Go on now.

Well, sir, I don't mean

to make no trouble,

but I just can't leave here

till my sign is up in your window.

[sighs]

Please?

I said no.

Herb, help me out here.

It's his place. He'll tell you.

Hey. You're Jimmy Wiles' kid, right?

I tell you what, Jimmy Wiles' kid

if you can knock that eight ball

into that corner pocket

you can put your poster up.

What do you say?

I'll try.

[Herb] He's gonna try.

I got 5 on he makes it.

[Orville] Like you got 5, Jim Tom.

- Hey, I got 5.

- All right.

Keep it down, keep it down.

He's thinking.

[ball drops]

[laughing]

Shark in the pool.

Damn, where'd you learn to play?

Jimmy Wiles.

We on a real adventure now, bunny.

We invaded the White Tower,

found Mark Twain.

Who knows? Maybe we'll see them trolls.

The woods.

Something in those woods.

We gotta get off.

We're going a little too fast for that.

Just a ways more.

End of the line, remember?

We gotta get off now.

- [Zozo shouts]

- Again?!

[grunting]

[all grunting]

What in the heck was that?

You nearly k*lled us all.

I told you, we was gonna take

the train to the end of the line.

I'm trying to help you, keep you safe.

But you just

I can't figure you out, bunny.

Oh, fine.

Go ahead. Run away.

Maybe Rosy was right. We should cut bait.

Oh, you too, huh?

I guess you think I'm a-coming.

[groans]

Okay, blew my stack.

This one's on me.

If we head back that-a-way

right around the bend,

we can get right back on track.

I think we are on track, Zozo.

I saw them.

In there.

But what is it?

[grunts] Dang it.

No!

No!

No!

What are we looking for, Ollie?

What did you see?

Is it them?

The troll?

Well, I'll be a

I tried to tell you.

What are we gonna do about it, smart guy?

[Ollie] I don't know.

Billy and me never got this close.

Okay, looks like we need a plan of attack.

- Let's put our heads together now.

- Die, troll!

- Rosy!

- Rosy, no!

[shouting]

- [Ollie shouting]

- What the hell?

Ollie, stop.

Die, beast!

Ollie, it's made of wood.

Oh. Okay.

It's made of wood.

Well, since it can't eat us,

maybe let's climb up for a peek,

get our bearings.

Whoa.

[tense music playing]

[Zozo] Well, Ollie? Any memories?

Mm

Nothing.

All right. Well, then, let's see.

Dark River, check.

White Tower, check.

Mark Twain, check.

Ollie, what's this black spot here?

[laughter]

I don't know.

I think I know

how to get us back on track.

Ollie, look.

Oh, wow.

- Does that ring a bell?

- [bell rings]

Uh

I don't think so.

Maybe if we got closer.

So you know where you're going, huh, Zozo?

I got a fair idea.

I don't see that on the map.

- I mean, it's dumb, anyways, but

- Hey!

What do you say that for?

I knew there were trolls, didn't I?

Ain't no troll, just a stupid statue.

- I thought we was friends now, Rosy.

- [chuckles]

You did?

Come on now, Rosy.

Don't go sour. It's tiresome.

And when you're a true friend,

you take the good with the bad.

Ain't that right, Zozo?

I guess that's what

a true friend would do, ain't it?

Y'all are talking in riddles.

Right we are, and wasting time.

Let's get going.

Rosy?

You in?

Zozo?

I don't like it here.

You'll be fine.

You got me and your faithful

warrior queen to protect you.

[animals hooting and screeching]

[animal screeching]

- What was that?

- What did you see?

Me and Billy, walking to school.

I think we're close.

Are you sure?

I don't know.

Now, Ollie,

we can stay out here all night,

chasing something you ain't sure of,

waiting for whatever's

out there in them trees

to get hungry for a midnight snack,

or we can keep moving

in the direction we agreed on.

- [branches snapping, animals chittering]

- [gasps]

Let's keep moving.

[water flowing]

This way. I hear water.

Ah! A sailing vessel to whisk us away

from the creatures of the night

and carry us closer

to the answers we seek.

- Here.

- It looks janky to me.

Are you gonna keep questioning me,

or are you gonna help us

get to where we need to be?

Watch your step.

[Rosy groaning]

[thunder crashing]

[dramatic music playing]

Careful now.

Where are we?

[Zozo] Xanadu.

Shangri-la.

Bali Hai.

A place where memories live forever.

Dragon bones.

And these dragons guard treasure, Ollie.

If we dig deep, brave this dragon,

the treasure shall be ours.

[loud creaking]

I know this ain't exactly

where you wanted to go,

but just bear with me until I can

illuminate the situation here.

Anything here look familiar, Ollie?

I don't think so.

You sure?

Maybe give your star a rub.

How about now?

Whenever I want you ♪

All I have to do ♪

[both] Is dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream ♪

[Daddy] Sometimes, the chemotherapy

is worse than surgery.

[Momma] We can't afford it, Jim.

[Daddy] Well, I ain't gonna just

sit here and quit, right?

[Momma]

Oh, that's what you think I'm doing?

You think I'm

You think I'm quitting, huh?

- [Daddy] No, I didn't

- This isn't a battle to win, Jimmy.

There are no sides.

There is us and it.

And there's a decision that needs

to be made, and it's my decision.

It's something

that's gotta be my decision.

I understand.

If my time is

drawing to a close,

then I'd rather it be on my own terms.

Me and Billy

ain't gonna just sit here and

Watch me die?

I ain't afraid of saying the word.

[sobbing]

I just

I can't leave you and Billy

with bills when I'm gone.

- I can't do that.

- You can.

- I can't do that. No.

- No. You can't leave.

[exhales sharply]

[Momma humming]

Dream, dream, dream ♪

Dream ♪

[Daddy sighs]

[Momma sniffles]

- Oh, Billy.

- Momma

Do you remember

anything more about this place?

- About your bell?

- No. I

I remember Billy and Momma.

She is sick.

It's real bad.

I gotta get back.

Get back?

No, no. No. You're exactly

where you need to be.

It's my turn for answers now.

You brought me here on purpose?

You You said you was gonna

take me back home.

You lied to me!

The moment I heard

that bell ring inside of you,

I suspected that

you was connected to Nina.

I wasn't positive, of course,

but then you sang the song.

And, if you know that song,

if you have that bell,

then you know something about my Nina.

You have your little quest,

but what about mine?

What about my love conquering all?

- I'd help you if I could, but

- You have been here, you idiot!

You just don't remember,

'cause your brain don't work!

I never seen this place before.

Not in my whole life.

- I tried to do this the nice way, Ollie.

- Rosy?

- [Zozo] I really did.

- Rosy?

I'm sorry, bunny.

I'd tell you to run

but it's too late.

- [tense music playing]

- [bell jingling]

- [jingling continues]

- [Ollie shouting]

[Momma]

A place where there is no fear nor pain.

Just love.

Dreamland.

["All I Have to Do Is Dream" playing]

Dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream ♪

Dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream ♪

When I want you in my arms ♪

When I want you and all your charms ♪

Whenever I want you, all I have to do ♪

Is dream ♪

Dream, dream, dream ♪

When I feel blue in the night ♪

And I need you to hold me tight ♪

Whenever I want you

All I have to do ♪

Is dream ♪

I can make you mine

Taste your lips of wine ♪

Anytime night or day ♪

Only trouble is, gee whiz ♪

I'm dreamin' my life away ♪

I need you so that I could die ♪

I love you so ♪