01x49 - k*lling Time

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[Mumm-Ra] A new dawn arrives

and with it, the torment

of all life on Third Earth

at the hands of Mumm-Ra!

[Ma-Mutt growling]

Not now, Ma-Mutt.

- I'll take you for a walk later.

- [Ma-mutt whining]

Ancient spirits of evil,

transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living!

[evil laughter]

[laughing maniacally]

- [Ma-Mutt whining]

- [ancient spirit] Oh, great.

I guess I'll walk the dog.

[evil laughter]

Look at those

unsuspecting Wolos

and their dumb buildings.

Just begging

to be knocked over!

[evil laughter]

Yup,

these Cheetara Corp expansions

are really gonna put us

on the map.

- [Mumm-Ra laughing]

- What is that?

Oh, great, it's Mumm-Ra.

Don't worry, I got this.

[laughing stops abruptly]

Uh, why?

- [Mumm-Ra screams]

- Safety first, ding-dong.

Okay, the Wolos

may be protected,

but I can still wreak havoc

by kicking around

these dumb robot bears.

[Mumm-Ra grunts]

Aww! Did techy take

a tumble?

I did.

Very astute observation.

[laughs, grunts]

[laughs]

Hey, Mumm-Ra, quit picking on

those Berbils.

[Mumm-Ra grunting, screaming]

[chuckles] Take that.

Well, I can still terrorize

the Bolkins.

They live in dumb little huts

and drive donkeys around,

so their lives

are already sad.

[Bolkins laughing, chattering]

These donkey rides

are a blast!

[all laughing, chattering]

Uh, on second thought,

maybe I'll just cut my losses

and head back.

Hey, it's Mumm-Ra!

Grab his dumb ribbons!

[Mumm-Ra grunting, groaning]

[donkeys braying]

[Mumm-Ra] Ugh, my body.

Thwarted again.

I've been on this planet

for thousands of years

and I've never met anyone as

annoying as those lousy Cats.

Not even that parrot

that only knew how to say,

"Happy Birthday."

Wait. Of course, that's it!

I can just outlast

the ThunderCats

the way I did

that infernal parrot.

I have all the time

in the world.

For as long as evil exists,

Mumm-Ra lives!

I can just go to sleep,

for like, a thousand years.

And when I wake up, the ThunderCats

will have been reduced to dust!

- [laughs]

- [ancient spirit] Mumm-Ra!

Are you sure

that's a good idea?

Of course, it's not

a "good idea."

It's an evil idea. [chuckles]

Now, be quiet,

so I may slumber.

Time will prove them wrong,

as it will prove me the inevitable

victor over the ThunderCats.

Rage sleep!

[alarm beeping]

Ha! A thousand years,

gone in an instant.

And with them,

the ThunderCats.

I'm finally free to torment

this wretched planet in peace.

Ancient spirits of evil,

transform this

decayed form to

Hey, where did the spirits go?

Hey, no touching the exhibits.

Get out of Bumm-Ra's tomb.

I'm in a museum?

That's right.

This exhibit displays

trophies from the ThunderCats'

greatest enemies.

But then,

where's my pyramid?

Oh, they threw that out.

See, there it is.

Just on the other side

of the futuristic, utopian

metropolis we all live in now.

Futuristic, utopian, ugh!

Okay, not what I imagined,

but I can work with this.

Sure, everyone's happy

in this world,

but there's

no more ThunderCats around

to stop me from ruining it.

[grunts]

Watch where you're going,

you clumsy

Ugh, gross, a parade.

Ugh, double gross!

Why is Lion-O here?

What is this?

It is ThunderCats Day.

The day when

everyone celebrates

Third Earth's legendary

heroes, the ThunderCats.

Not for long, fool!

Now that the real ThunderCats

are gone forever,

no one can stop me from

Look, it's the best part

of the parade.

The real ThunderCats.

[crowd cheering]

What? How is that possible?

It's been a thousand years!

Didn't you know?

The ThunderCats discovered the

fountain of youth 999 years ago.

Now everyone lives forever!

In fact, I could use

a little swig myself.

[whooping]

Whoops! I drank too much.

Guess it's

back to kindergarten for me.

Uh, this isn't a total loss.

I can attack

the ThunderCats parade

while they're unaware.

Surprise, ThunderCats!

After a thousand years,

your greatest enemy

has returned to destroy you!

Uh, okay. Where are they?

What do you mean?

I just said

I meant me. I'm your

greatest enemy, Mumm-Ra.

The Ever-Living?

As long as evil exists,

Mumm-Ra lives, remember?

Wait a second.

Yeah, I remember you.

- Yeah, yeah!

- Bumm-Ra, right?

Righ No!

Not Bumm-Ra, Mumm-Ra!

Are you sure it's not Bumm-Ra?

Yes, I'm sure.

I know my own name.

Don't believe it. He's evil.

He's probably saying

his name wrong on purpose

to mess with our minds.

Nice try, Bumm-Ra,

but your evil tricks

won't work on us.

Uh, forget it.

You'll remember my name

after I destroy you.

[evil laugh] Oh, no.

There's not enough evil left in

the world to fuel my powers!

Oh, shucks!

After him!

Ugh, I think the wheels

were faster.

Faster, yes. Cooler, no.

I got to get back

to my pyramid

and find the ancient spirits

of evil.

Oh, no!

[Mumm-Ra screaming]

Whoa! Onwards, steed.

What's so great about donkeys?

Whoa. [laughs] You missed.

[grunting, groaning]

[grunting]

- [yawns]

- [machine beeps]

[Mumm-Ra] What now?

[Mumm-Ra screaming]

Whoa! That's convenient.

As soon as I get my powers,

everything will be

Wait, what?

Where are the ancient spirits

of evil? They're gone!

[Wilykit laughs]

Surprise, Bumm-Ra!

If you're looking for

those evil statue things,

we got Wait, hold on.

We destroyed them

centuries ago,

just like we're gonna do

to your face.

But like, now though.

Ugh, go ahead. I'm done for.

I have no more magic powers

or friends left to save me.

There's only one thing left

to do.

Sleep for another 1000 years

until you're all dust.

- [evil laughter]

- Uh, yeah, right.

Like we'd let an evil guy

like you escape us.

[evil laughter]

Uh, nevermind. He escaped.

[Panthro] Let's just go home.

I'm sure if he was important,

we'd remember him.

Don't clean the bad man's

evil artifacts, Tygra!

[chuckling nervously]

[laughs] Just a small setback.

In another thousand years,

the ThunderCats will

totally mess up

and I won't have to

deal with them anymore.

Hey, I told you not to

touch the exhibit.

No, that's fine.

I can wait all day.

[alarm beeping]

Excellent! My plan worked.

The ThunderCats are gone

and people are turning into

skeletons again.

No, we're all still here.

- Now get out of the

- Little bit more.

[Mumm-Ra] No.

Gross!

Weird.

Maybe a thousand years

is too conservative

What is happening?

[all babies] Mummy, mummy.

Don't you look at my babies.

Plan is backfiring.

[sighs] At least this is

relatively normal for a change.

[all] Mumm-Ra detected.

[Mumm-Ra groans]

[Mumm-Ra grunts]

Oh, no! My alarm clock

is broken.

How long have I been asleep?

[shrieks]

[nervous whimper]

[whimpering]

What is

happening?

[trees] Whee!

Hello.

[birds chirping]

Oh, cut it out!

Hi, Mumm-Ra!

[stuttering nervously]

Yeah, things got pretty weird

a while back

and, uh

Well, we're everything now.

Pretty neat, huh?

- Hello!

- Hi.

- How?

- Well, it's all your fault actually.

Without you hiding away

in your sarcophagus

for billions of years,

we would have never gotten

to this point.

- What?

- Yes.

Since you weren't around

to constantly battle against,

it threw off the balance

of good and evil.

Not that we're complaining.

[all laughing]

What have I done?

I can't get away.

It's just ThunderCats forever!

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

Yep, past and future.

We're one with all time now.

You mean, we're one

with all time?

Like, even before I went to sleep

and caused all this to happen?

[Lion-O] Yeah, even this time

is part of the Thunder-verse.

Our powers know no bounds,

thanks to this

one perfect moment in time.

I see it. It's just past

my fingertips!

I've gotta get back there.

I gotta get back there.

[shrieks]

Hey, did your heart ♪

- Ooh!

- [Mumm-Ra screaming]

Oh, great. There goes a thousand

billion years of progress.

Oh!

[Mumm-Ra screams, grunts]

[laughs] I jumped back

in time.

I can't believe that worked!

The ancient spirits of evil

are here.

You're all back!

Mumm-Ra, what is the meaning of this?

Didn't you just go to sleep

for the next thousand years?

[laughs] I sure did

and the future was awful.

Everything was worse and dumb.

But I managed to undo it all

and come back to my own time.

So, guess I'm pretty awesome.

[chuckles]

Does this mean you can

take Ma-Mutt for a walk now?

Ma-Mutt doesn't need a walk.

He can just use the litter box

like I taught him.

Go on, boy.

[ancient spirit]

Wait, where is he going?

Oh, oh No!

Oh, boy. All that sleeping

sure made me tired.

I'm just gonna take

a normal nap.

[snoring]

[sighs]