01x48 - Plundsmas

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[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[Panthro] All right, everyone.

I'm about to activate

all of the Lair's most

dangerous security protocols.

Is everyone inside?

All ThunderCats present

and accounted for, Panthro!

Activating!

[humming]

[Tygra screaming]

Oh, wait. That's not Tygra.

That's that cactus

that looks like Tygra.

- [all] Oh!

- Why do we have that?

[panting] You thought the cactus

was me again, didn't you?

We're sorry, pal.

We're just all on edge.

It's Plundsmas Eve!

The mutant holiday

of devastation and misery!

I know what Plundsmas is.

You don't have to remind me.

No, we must all be reminded,

because every Plundsmas

the mutants commit

their most foul

atrocities against us!

And it always happens exactly

five seconds from now!

That's right! ThunderCats,

battle positions! h*!

[clock ticking]

Where Where are they?

I bet they're taking so long

because they're planning something

extra heinous this year!

That must be it!

We can't just wait here.

We gotta take the fight

to them!

ThunderCats!

Preemptive strike. h*!

Now everyone be careful.

Plundsmas decorations

are said to be so ugly,

they can burn

a ThunderCat's eyes.

Um, doesn't look

any extra ugly to me.

I bet it's a trap! They want us to

think they forgot about Plundsmas

so we just march right up to

their door like a bunch of oafs!

Well, I'm going to march right

up to their door and tell them

this oaf isn't falling for it!

[TV host] And welcome back

to Looking at Slime.

Here's some slime. Oh, look!

More slime

Sorry, mutants,

it's not gonna be

a merry Plundsmas this year!

Uh, are you guys

just watching TV?

Yeah Slithe said

now that Plun-Darr is gone

there's no point

in celebrating Plundsmas.

Huh You don't want to

beat me up even a little?

Well, I guess a little Plundsmas

beating would be okay.

[mutants cackling]

Hey! You jerks better not be

celebrating Plundsmas in here!

Uh, but, Slithe, he came to us!

Don't you want to

I don't want anything

to do with Plundsmas.

Plundsmas is

for dumb baby mutants.

Now everyone go back

to lethargically watching TV!

[mutants] Yes, Slithe.

So, you really

don't want to fight?

Hmph!

What happened?

They said they're not celebrating Plundsmas

anymore now that Plun-Darr is gone.

Oh, my gosh! Really?

This is so

- Wrong!

- Huh?

I know.

The mutants are awful and all,

but they didn't deserve

to have their home blown up.

Actually, they kinda did.

No one should be sad

on Plundsmas.

We're always sad on Plundsmas.

We gotta cheer

the mutants up!

Put 'em back

in the Plundsmas spirit.

That's literally

the worst thing we could do!

I know. Let's call the guy who

knows all about holiday spirit.

He'll tell us what to do.

[ringing]

You've got a call, toy man.

Oh-h*! ThunderCats.

I've been so lonely

here in jail.

That's great, Santa!

But what do you know

about celebrating Plundsmas?

No one should celebrate

that wicked holiday.

Especially not the Eight

Horrors of Plundsmas!

- "Eight horrors," you say?

- Yes.

Plundsmas begins when poisonous

bugs rain from above,

and songs are sung that make

you forget how to love.

Soon you'll see rainclouds

rotting with mold,

and frightening ghosts

that make blood run cold.

So deck your halls

with decorations so vile,

and circle your home

in ceremonial fire.

For soon you shall gather round

the great Plundsmas tree

and Kramp-Borg,

the cyborg demon lord

of Plundsmas,

will be coming for thee!

Whoa! Slow down, slow down!

"Kramp-Borg coming for thee."

Why are you writing this down?

Oh, uh, we're gonna help

a bunch of sad mutants

celebrate Plundsmas!

[Santa] No! You can't!

That's madness!

[Mandora] All right,

time's up, Kringle!

No, no, no! ThunderCats!

Call my lawyer.

Bye, Santa.

All right, who's ready to make some

Plundsmas nightmares come true?

[ThunderCats cheering]

Why are we doing this?

Aw, maybe Slithe is right.

Maybe Plundsmas

is over forever.

Oh, my gosh! Is that

- [mutants cheering]

- Whoa! Look at all those bugs!

Do you think these bugs will

be enough to cheer them up?

For sure! Barbastella said

these are the grossest,

most poison-filled bugs in her castle.

[bug hissing]

Keep dumping.

You guys better not be

celebrating Plundsmas out here!

But look, Slithe.

It's raining poisonous bugs.

The first horror of Plundsmas!

[bug hissing]

Ha! If these were real poison

Plundsmas bugs,

my eye would be

ten times more swollen.

- Hmph!

- [mutants] Aw!

It's not working. Better throw

the really poisonous ones.

I'm on it. Really poisonous

bugs, coming up!

[bug buzzing]

- Uh-oh.

- [ThunderCats screaming]

[narrator reading]

There! Our beautiful

Thunderian voices

could never properly sing

a Plundsmas carol.

But the Berbils can now that

I've modified their voice boxes.

Thank you, Panthro.

We love our new voices.

Can I please

just remind everyone

that we don't need to do this?

[Berbil] What's wrong, Tygra?

Don't you like our new voices?

Do our new voices

scare you, Tygra?

-[Berbils] Tygra? Hey, Tygra! Tygra!

- [Tygra whimpering]

Hmm.

P-L-U-N-D-S-M-A-S!

Look! I spelled

Hmph!

Nothing. I spelled nothing.

- [Berbils singing]

- Do you guys hear that?

Merry Plundsmas, Plundsmas

Choke on the horrors, horrors ♪

The Berbils! They're singing your

favorite Plundsmas carol, Slithe!

Gah!

Choke on the horrors ♪

[Wilykat] Hmm

They don't look any jollier.

Well, don't give up hope yet.

We've still got six more

horrors to go.

We'll either save Plundsmas

or get savagely mangled trying.

Merry Plundsmas! ♪

I guess that's it.

No Plundsmas. [crying]

Look, look!

The Star of Plun-Darr!

[mutants] Hooray!

Merry Plundsmas

Choke on the horrors ♪

Stop being full

of childlike wonder!

Here they come!

You ready, Tygra?

Why do I have to do this?

Remember what Santa

said, Tygra?

The final horror of Plundsmas

is a visit from Kramp-Borg,

the cyborg Krampus.

I know. I mean why am I the one

dressing up as Kramp-Borg?

You're the only one that fits

perfectly in the costume I built.

Why did you build it that way?

Ugh. It smells like gas.

Ow! Ow!

There are gears in here!

- They're catching my fur! Ow!

- Okay. Good job.

[Tygra screaming]

Look! It's him.

It's Kramp-Borg.

I can't wait to tell him

how bad I've been all year.

[Tygra screaming] Aah! My face!

His screams are even more

horrific than I remember.

What did I say?

[stammers] But, Slithe,

Kramp-Borg is really here.

[Tygra continues screaming]

No, Kramp-Borg can't be here.

Kramp-Borg isn't real!

Because if he was

[voice breaking]

Because if he was

He never would have let

Plun-Darr blow up!

[Slithe crying]

Phony!

Why didn't you save Plun-Darr?

You have all the powers

of a cyborg and a demon,

and you did nothing!

[crying]

[Tygra] Ow! Ow!

Stop it! Stop it!

I'm not really Kramp-Borg!

[mutants gasping]

Aw I guess Slithe was right.

That wasn't

the real Kramp-Borg.

It was just the ThunderCats

playing a trick on us. [crying]

Hey! This was no trick.

We really wanted you

to have a Plundsmas!

You did?

We sure did. And we've got

the bruises to prove it.

- You do?

- Yeah.

We got beat up real bad

trying to cheer you up.

Real, real bad.

So, there really

was a Plundsmas!

- Huh?

- Don't you see?

The songs, the bugs,

those are all nice.

But the true meaning

of Plundsmas

is watching

the ThunderCats suffer.

[ThunderCats coughing]

And they did!

They suffered horribly!

We sure did.

Plundsmas came!

I tried to stop it,

but it came all the same.

I guess even without Plun-Darr,

there can still be

a Plundsmas.

[mutants] Aw!

We're such good people,

you guys.

Uh what's that?

Boo!

It's the real Kramp-Borg!

Mutants! You have rekindled the

spirit of Plundsmas in your hearts!

For that, you are entitled

to one Kramp-Borg wish!

[mutants gasping]

I think I know

what we all want.

Yeah!

[mutants]

Destroy the ThunderCats!

[mutants cackling]

Wait! We're the ThunderCats!

[ThunderCats grunting]

[Kramp-Borg growling]

Merry Plundsmas

Choke on the horrors ♪

Merry Plundsmas

Choke on the horrors ♪

[Slithe] Ah, that's beautiful.

Merry Plundsmas, and to all a bad night.

[cackling]