01x46 - Tygra's Garden

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

No, no!

- Stay back!

- [all] Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Come on, it's Cookie O'Clock!

Yeah, Lion-O, you gotta

respect Cookie O'Clock!

No! You guys know

that Cookie O'Clock

doesn't start until

everyone is here!

We have to wait for Tygra.

Hey, guys

Huh huh

Hey, Tygra's here!

Guess what, everyone, it's

[narrator reading]

[all cheering]

Hey, t*rd Tygra, catch this!

[banging, thudding]

- [gasps]

- No, thank you.

My girlfriend has me

on a bit of a diet.

[faint laughter]

What? When did you

get a girlfriend, Tygra?

- Yeah, you didn't know?

- They've been dating for months.

Her name is Silky. She's great!

[faint laughter]

But how'd you meet?

It's so cliche.

I was chasing

a giant worm underground.

We started talking

in a dark damp cavern.

Then, true love.

Wait, wait, wait. You met

your girlfriend underground?

Yes. I have to

get down there right now.

Can't be late for date night.

But wait, Tygra!

Who's going clean up

after Cookie O'Clock?

- [all chomping]

- What was that all about?

What was a what a what? [burps]

Cookie O'Clock

is one of the few things

Tygra actually enjoys!

And, now,

he's just bailing on it?

I'm worried about

this Silky person

Being in a relationship is

all about compromises, Lion-O.

Yeah, just let Tygra

do his thing.

[chomps] Whatever you do, don't meddle

in other people's relationships.

Me? Meddle in

other people's relationships?

Ha! I'd never do that.

Honey, I'm home!

So, what do you wanna

do tonight?

[Lion-O]

Is Tygra talking to himself?

It's up to you.

We could stay in.

No, let's go out.

- [Lion-O] A flower?

- [kissing]

Tygra's dating a flower?

- [continues kissing]

- [giggling] Oh, Tygra.

Huh?

- Where am I?

- [blows air]

- Now, eat your dirt.

- [chomping]

- [shudders]

- [faint laughter]

- Oh! Cotton candy. [laughs nervously]

- [grunts]

[blows air]

Now, eat your dirt.

Ew, so gross.

[faint laughter] Wha what?

Oh, pizza! [grunts]

- [blows air]

- Oh!

Now, eat your dirt.

Oh, this is bad.

[all chomping]

Stop what you're doing!

We have to save Tygra

from Silky!

- [all chomping]

- Who?

Tygra's girlfriend

who's a flower, FYI.

Which in itself

is kind of cool.

But there's something

wrong with her.

She's making Tygra act strange!

He's in love.

Love makes you act strange.

You'll understand

when you're older. [slurps]

But she's making him eat dirt.

I've heard of

stranger diets! [burps]

We've got to do something before

it gets any more serious!

Great news, everyone.

Silky and I

are getting married.

[all cheer]

You're going to marry that

flower and eat dirt forever?

And I want you to be

my best man, Lion-O.

Whoa, really?

I've always wanted to be

someone's best man.

It's No. 2

on my life goal list.

[sniffles] But sadly,

I don't think I can I accept.

Not if I think

Silky is bad for you.

But I need you

to bless our union,

so I can [reading]

What!

But, Tygra, why?

I will leave the ThunderCats

and go start a new life

with Silky.

Thunderian tradition dictates

that to be

discharged honorably,

the Lord of the ThunderCats

must bless my marriage

with the Sword of Omens.

I'm not gonna do that.

Come on, Tygra.

- The ThunderCats need you!

- [all chomping]

[Cheetara] Who?

A real friend

would bless my marriage.

Well, if you really think

I'm such a bad friend,

then I won't ruin your wedding

with all my bad

friendship vibes!

- [sobs]

- Okay, then.

[all chomping]

Tygra, you forgot the trash.

[ceremonial music playing]

You sure you don't wanna come

to the wedding, bud?

Yup. I'm good. I don't go

to weddings of traitors.

Suit yourself, man!

More cake for us [burps]

- [purring]

- Lame old Tygra!

You know what's more fun

than weddings? TV!

Come on, Bolkins,

time to Bolk up!

Now Squat!

And Squat! And Squat!

- Squat harder now!

- [grunting]

Ignore him.

Just keep squatting!

- Don't pity the fallen!

- [meows]

Oh, come on! What?

Why are you looking at me

like that?

[meows]

No way.

You can't emotionally

manipulate me with this

awesome scrapbook full of

me and Tygra's best moments,

and Oh, who am I kidding?

These are some

pretty best moments!

Okay. Now, that was a fun day.

And Tygra even

cleaned up after me.

Aw, and that's when I dragged Tygra to

that roller coaster he was so scared of.

[chuckles] He puked for hours.

And there we are

at the dance party

Tygra wasn't sure

if he wanted to go to!

[chuckles] He puked for hours.

[chuckling] Oh, yeah,

I remember that day.

[exhales] Tygra hated that.

[sighs] He hated that, too.

Wow! Tygra is always

doing stuff he doesn't

want to do, for me.

Maybe, it's time

to do something

I don't want to do, for him.

It's time to be

a better friend,

and a best-er man!

- Snarf! Get me to that wedding!

- [meows]

Whoa!

Silky sure has

a lot of friends.

Hey, guys, come on over here.

Let's even this thing out.

[ominous hissing noise]

Uh, okay.

- Wait, what?

- [ominous hissing noise]

Oh, uh, friendly bunch.

- [all scream]

- Oh, no. [chuckles nervously]

No, it's just that worm

Tygra told us about.

Dearly beloved plant creatures

and ThunderCats,

we are gathered here today

to join in the union

- of Silky and Tygra.

- What? Where am I?

- [blows air]

- [zombified groan]

[crying] So beautiful.

Silky. Do you

take this ThunderCat

to have and to hold,

to cherish and to love,

through sickness

and in health

'Til death do us part!

[all] Aw!

[laughs wickedly]

[all] Aw!

[eerie music playing]

[all shuddering]

[all screaming] Whoa!

Tygra, what is going on?

He-he. Sorry guys.

I guess I'm being

mind-controlled?

So much for the reception!

I guess we'll jump right

to the best part,

getting my wedding present

the Sword of Omens!

What the heck? Where's

Lion-O with the sword?

Uh, Lion-O is not coming.

- What?

- Yup. Looks like your plan's ruined!

I guess it's a good thing Lion-O

didn't come with the sword after all!

- [all laughing]

- I know right. What dumb luck.

[rumbling]

I'm here,

and I brought the sword!

- [all] Oh

- Sorry I'm late.

I had to get this

suit tailored,

but I'm here to apologize.

I was wrong to meddle in my

best friend's special day.

Tygra, even if you aren't

a ThunderCat,

- I will always care about you.

- Huh?

And, so, it is my honor,

as Lord of the ThunderCats

to bless this sacred union

between man-cat

and woman-flower

with the Sword of Omens!

Tygra? Sword?

[Silky laughing wickedly]

Foolish cat-man!

I was using Tygra

to get the Sword of Omens!

Tygra, how could you marry

such a devious flower?

No [stuttering]

I didn't mean to!

I think I've been

mind-controlled.

Ha! Mind-control this.

[screaming] Tygra!

So meddling was the right move.

Take that, Cheetara.

Dude, I literally

don't even care.

- Just save us!

- Oh, right.

Sword of Omens,

come to my hand!

What? No!

Am I the only one who didn't

know he could do this?

[screaming] No!

[reading]

h*!

- [all cheering]

- All right,

let's beat up some plants.

Whoo-hoo!

- [grunts]

- [burps]

- Yeah! Get some plants. Uh-oh.

- Speed kick!

- [groans]

- Whoa-oh! Nice one.

[meows]

[both grunt, chomping]

Tygra did want us to eat

more vegetables.

[both grunting]

- Come on, Tygra.

- Whoa!

[both cheer]

- Well, Tygra, I hope you learned your lesson

- [Panthro screams]

that eating cookies

and being a ThunderCat

is way cooler than

marrying a dumb plant.

- Lion-O, I was

- [screaming]

I was being mind-controlled.

[laughs] Oh, I know

- [yelling victoriously]

- mind-controlled by the heart.

- No, Lion-O. By evil magic.

- [Silky groaning]

Evil magic?

What's the deal, Silky?

[laughs wickedly] Fools,

Silky was but a shadow

of the great wizard,

Mumm-Ra! [laughs wickedly]

Huh.

Wait, but why?

I did all this

to get the Sword of Omens! Duh!

You dated Tygra

for three months

and planned a giant

expensive wedding with him

just to get the Sword of Omens?

[chuckles] Mumm-Ra,

did you do all this

because you're sad

that you and Tygra

aren't friends anymore?

What? No. No!

Uh, obviously this was

a great plan.

Like, uh, like I said.

It-it almost worked!

I have to go!

Ma-Mutt, it's over!

Wow. Lion-O,

thank you so much

for saving my life.

But more importantly, for saying those

kind words about our friendship.

Sorry your wedding

got ruined, buddy.

- We're here for you.

- [laughs] No, it's fine.

I didn't actually

want to get married.

Like I said,

I was being mind-controlled!

- [all laugh]

- Sure, sure.

You were "mind-controlled."

[laughing] Of course.

[all laughing]

[laughing] That's rich.

I've officiated

a lot of weddings,

and I know love

when I see it, pal.

- [all laughing]

- "Mind-controlled." [laughs]

Anyways, I got

all the paperwork in the mail,

so you should expect to see your

certificates in a couple of weeks!

See yas!

[chomps, coughs]