01x40 - Mall-Ra

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[announcer]

Hey, kids, do you like malls?

And do you also like board games?

If you like both those things,

then you'll love this because it's

it's both those things.

Mall-Mentia,

- the mall-based board game.

- Mall-Mentia!

Ooh! I'm on a shopping spree,

you guys.

Just two more turns and I win.

Hey! My game piece.

Not so fast, Tygra.

You got a date

with Food Court Frankie.

[all] Ooh

Aw, man, I almost won.

Quiet, Tygra! It's my turn!

[board game speaker]

Sale at the shoe store.

Get there now.

Ha! Out of my way,

you worthless

mall security guards.

[board game speaker]

You maxed out

your daddy's credit card.

You're the queen of the mall.

[all cheering]

Mall-Mentia really is

my favorite mall-based,

talking board game.

Yes. As much as I love it here

on Third Earth,

the one thing I really miss

about Thundera

is all the amazing malls

we had.

[all groaning]

- I'm depressed

- We miss malls.

So, you BlunderCats

love malls, do you?

Well, what if someone

were to build an evil mall

that trapped you forever?

Thus twisting

your ultimate desire

into your ultimate prison?

[laughing maniacally]

Welp. It really would be great

if someone did that.

Good night

Ancient Spirits of Evil.

[Ancient Spirits of Evil]

Wait!

Mumm-Ra.

That thing you just said

The evil mall thing,

you should actually do that.

Oh, yeah! I should do that.

I mean, I was already

gonna do it.

I knew it was a good plan.

[Ancient Spirits of Evil] Then

why did you say "Good night"

like you were going to bed?

[hesitantly] I meant, like

it's gonna be a good night

when I trap

the ThunderCats forever.

Ha! You know?

It's not a weird way

to use that phrase.

I'm being normal.

You guys are the ones

being weird.

[Ancient Spirits of Evil]

Is he seriously

the only evil mummy wizard

on this planet?

Can we find

no one else to work with?

Better make sure

this cursed land is evil enough

- for my evil mall.

- [device beeping]

Eh, pretty medium.

[gasps] Whoa! Nevermind.

[maliciously] It's perfect.

[grunts]

First up,

I'm gonna need a labyrinth.

Some stairs

a couple columns

and some walls.

Ooh

That's an evil labyrinth,

all right.

Time to cast my illusion.

[laughs maliciously]

[instrumental music plays]

And now to find some way

to lure those wretched

ThunderCats here

Everyone, look. It's a mall.

[indistinct shouting]

I knew I smelled pretzels.

Oh, that was easy.

Step right this way

[cheering]

[groaning]

O.M.Jaga! You guys,

this place has everything.

A 300-screen movie theater.

Military-grade laser tag.

Fifty-six pretzel stands.

Each with 13 unique

dipping sauces.

That's half a million potential

dipping sauce flavor combos!

Can those numbers be right?

When it comes

to dipping sauces

I always get the numbers right.

Hey! A kitchenware store.

I can do some

comparison shopping

for new spatulas.

- [all groaning]

- Seriously?

That's the first thing

you thought of?

Ah. Who are we kidding?

Everything about malls

is great.

Even Tygra's boring ideas.

Come on, guys! Mall day!

[all cheering]

Lousy ThunderCats.

Always steppin' on me.

Enjoy it while you can

ThunderCats. [laughs]

But the mall's charm

will soon grow old

and when you look

for a way out,

you'll discover

that this gift shop

has no exit!

[laughs maliciously]

[alarm beeping]

Huh? Where Wow!

Two hours already?

Even those mall-loving

DunderCats

must be starting

to realize that

[ThunderCats laughing]

They're having

the time of their lives?

Well, it'll probably

take awhile

for their dumb brains

to realize they're trapped.

Just be patient Mumm-Ra

[all laughing]

they're starting to crack.

[ThunderCats laughing]

- Soon they'll lose all hope

- [laughing continues]

and beg for freedom.

It's going to happen

Any

minute

now

[laughing maniacally]

How can they

still be enjoying this?

It's been 18 hours.

Half of which

they've just spent

watching the dancing fountain.

[yells] Water is

not that entertaining.

Hmm.

Perhaps it's time

I get in there

and help move things along.

[evil laugh]

Okay, ThunderCats,

everyone recharge

with some 'zza and 'da.

We've still got a whole

lot more mall to explore.

Did you guys see that one store

that's just a portal

into a gaping, cosmic void?

[chomps]

I wanna check out

their makeup counter.

[evil laugh]

Like cats to a flame

time to split.

[snaps fingers]

[slurping]

Come play with us, Panthro

Come play laser tag

Aw, yeah!

I love me some zappy tag.

But I don't know

if it's fair for me

to play with a bunch of kids.

It's okay.

Laser tag can't hurt you.

That's right. It can't.

You creep-wads are on.

[wickedly] Unless you

play with real lasers.

[all cackling]

All right. Let's do this.

Huh? Where you at?

Hmm?

- [footsteps]

- Huh?

[Mumm-Ra]

Panthro

Panthro

[all cackling]

[gasps] What?

[laser beaming]

Whoa. You guys are good!

Guess I don't have to go

easy on you anymore.

Wait a second

Why did we give him

real lasers, too?

Ugh. I'm fine.

Ha-ha!

Man, this is fun.

Whoo-hoo!

Comin' to get you.

[all screaming]

Ahhh! We gotta get out of here.

[expl*si*n]

Hey! These laser effects

are pretty cool, huh?

It really looks like I'm blastin'

holes through the walls.

[laughs]

[all screaming]

[expl*si*n]

Whoo-hoo!

Great game, guys.

Hit me up if you ever

wanna play again.

[all groaning]

Ugh

this isn't over yet,

ThunderCats.

Before this night is through,

you'll wish you never Huh?

Hey! Wait!

Where are you going?

Leave me alone, Dad.

Get back in my body!

[upbeat instrumental music]

It's Mall-Mentia ♪

You've got Mall-Mentia ♪

The need to shop

Can't be denied ♪

It's Mall-Mentia ♪

You've caught Mall-Mentia ♪

When you're not at the mall ♪

You're dead inside ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

Whoa, whoa ♪

Mall-Mentia has you now

It's a real condition ♪

But not one with a cure ♪

From your local physician ♪

So don't ask why

Or wonder how ♪

Just go to the Mall ♪

You live there now ♪

[singer] Whoo!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Whoo!

[singer] Yeah!

[girl laughing heartily]

'Cause it's Mall-Mentia ♪

You've got Mall-Mentia ♪

The mall owns you now ♪

It controls your life ♪

It's Mall-Mentia ♪

Mall-Mentia ♪

Give a kiss to the mall ♪

'Cause it's your wife ♪

He's got Mall-Mentia ♪

She's got Mall-Mentia ♪

You've got Mall-Mentia ♪

I've got Mall-Mentia ♪

We've all got

Mall-Mentia ♪

[Tygra] Hmm

Decisions, decisions.

Let's see here

Hmm

[licking, lip smacking]

Hmm.

Hmm

What did you say

the difference between

these two spatulas was again?

[frustrated] I didn't.

They're the same spatula.

Oh, right. Right.

Right, right, right,

right right

Hmm

Hmm

[frustrated] Ahhh

Dang it, Tygra.

Spatula-licking freak.

[hissing]

Ugh! What's the point?

The ThunderCats

just love malls too much.

They're never gonna crack.

They're just gonna stay

in my labyrinth forever

never realizing

it was actually

an evil plot to

Hey! What am I

moping around for?

The ThunderCats

are gonna be here forever.

Meaning I'll never have to

deal with them again.

[laughs]

I mean, I'd prefer it if the

ThunderCats were unhappy.

[slurps] But come on,

take the win, Mumm-Ra.

[chuckles]

All I gotta do is

find my way out of here,

and, uh

[chuckles nervously] Oh

Oh This is a

pretty good labyrinth.

Okay, okay, okay

I built this maze.

I'm sure I can remember

Hey! Check out this sock store.

It's full of kooky socks.

Ugh! Gotta get out of here.

Maybe this door?

Yes, freedom!

- [gasps]

- [squeaking]

This arcade is awesome.

You can win a stuffed Berbil

for only seven billion tickets.

That's way too many tickets.

Maybe the exit's up here.

Huh? How's this

Zappy tag. Round two.

- [screams]

- [groans]

Ugh. Disgusting.

They're not even using

the pretzels anymore.

[horrified] Where's that

infernal exit?

[gasps] What is this?

Another sock store?

And they're having

a buy-one-get-one-free sale.

[angrily]

Stop being excited about socks!

[softly]

But those are really nice.

Gimme.

Never going to leave

trapped forever

but it's okay

Malls are great.

I love the mall.

Look at me go!

I'm shopping.

[laughs maniacally]

I'm shoppin'

because I love the mall.

[cackling]

Mall, mall, mall, mall ♪

[laughs excitedly]

Mall Mall Mall!

Mall, mall, mall, mall!

Hey, look g*ng.

Another friend

who loves the mall

just as much as us.

That's right

I love the mall

I love it so much

that you can call me

Mall-Ra!

Mumm-Ra!

You shop at this mall too?

I don't just shop at this mall,

I live at this mall!

Mall! Mall! Mall, mall, mall!

Mall. Up is mall.

Down is mall.

Right is mall. Left is mall.

Um All of a sudden

this mall is feeling

kind of weak.

- Wanna go?

- Yeah.

I'm not hanging

at the same mall as Mumm-Ra.

Do you guys remember

where we came in?

Oh, yeah.

Right over here.

What? You found the exit?

Wait for me!

[gasping]

[screams] No!

Great Mall Day, everyone!

Can't believe Mumm-Ra

is still in there.

Doesn't he get sick of it?

I guess some people

just love the mall

a little too much.

- [all laughing]

- [WilyKit] You're right about that.

[Mumm-Ra yells]

Let me out of here!

[frustrated screams]

[fart]