01x32 - Hachiman

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[man on TV] Next up,

starting right now, it's the

- Silver

- [groans]

- H-A

- [WilyKit] Huh?

- W-K-S

- [both groan]

All right, we got

the logo out of the way.

[man on TV] Silver

Ha [continues]

Well, never mind, I guess.

This show is

the absolute worst.

Maybe it'll get better.

[on TV] Silver Hawks,

time for battle.

- [all gasp]

- Check your parts.

- Arm-jets. Check.

- [all groan]

Foot-jets, check.

Elbow-jets, check.

Armpit-jets

For the love of Thundera,

change the channel!

ThunderCats h*!

- Where's the remote?

- Maybe it's in here.

- [sighs] Lion-O.

- [Lion-O] Cool! My sword.

Change the channel!

Did I check under my butt?

Hurry, my eyes are dying!

[whimpers] I can't find it.

- Oh, hey, I got it!

- [all gasp]

And don't forget

your gluteus jets!

Oh, no! The remote's

out of batteries.

But I'm too cozy to get up and

actually change the channel.

So that means

[on TV] Left ring-finger

toe-jets, check!

[sobbing]

What are we gonna do?

I can't take it!

We need batteries!

It's getting boring-er.

Now my ears are dying.

No! Fear not, Thunder-chums.

If it's batteries

that remote needs,

it's batteries this Lord of the

ThunderCats is going to get!

[everybody] Yeah!

I am gonna B-R-B.

- [farts]

- Oh, wait, no, Lion-O.

- You could just change the channel on the

- [door slams]

Uh, I don't think

he heard that.

Wait, so that means

[on TV] Silver Hawks,

let's name

all the 107 space-food groups.

Me first! Space grain.

[all screaming]

Hang tight, ThunderCats.

Batteries coming right up!

I'll just take

a little Third Earth shortcut,

up the perilous

Cliffs of Vertigo.

Across the harrowing

Four-Day Drop.

Whoa, careful there,

little buddy.

Into the wretched

Forest of Giant Insects

and then batteries!

Oh, excellent choice.

Rocking the AAs.

- Let me just ring you up here.

- [beeps]

How's your day been?

Eh, pretty all right, you?

Can't complain.

[continues beeping]

Sorry, second day.

[chuckles] No problemo.

- [dings]

- Batteries got.

And now, I'll take care of some

unfinished business

in the

Forest of Giant Insects,

and then

I'll book it over the

You almost fell again,

you silly goose!

There. Have a nice day.

Now, back to [gasps]

Oh

Whoa! Who is that?

Is that the most

awesome guy of all time?

Calm down, champ.

We got to be super chill

or this unquestionably

rad stranger

will never respect us.

[chuckles] You're right.

We want his respect!

Good thinking, Brain.

Time to play it cool.

[clears throat]

Uh, greetings, dude.

I'm Lion-O,

Lord of the ThunderCats.

What's your handle?

- Hachiman!

- [thunder cracks]

Sweet, I like it!

Listen, Hachiman,

I am on urgent lord business,

so if you don't mind

giving a king some log room,

I would be toots-grateful.

What's going on?

He's not even looking at me.

Oh, man, he thinks

I am a goober!

[whimpers] He's so cool.

Relax!

Show him the sword.

He'll totally respect that.

Of course, the sword.

Hachiman, I am on

a big-time mission

to save my friends

from certain doom.

By the Sword of Omens,

I insist that you step aside.

Thunder Cutter!

Double toots!

- He's got a sword too.

- [screaming]

- Get a grip, ding-dong!

- [groans]

Show him

yours is more powerful.

How? I don't want

to fight the cool guy.

I just want him to like me.

[gasps]

Chop the log bridge.

But we're over

the Four-Day Drop.

You won't actually

break the log.

When Hachiman sees

how fierce

the Sword of Omens is,

he'll know how awesome you are

and then he'll move

right away. Trust me.

Well, you are the brain, Brain.

Very well, Hachiman.

You've left me no choice.

Check this out.

[grunting]

[yells]

[screams] He's chopping!

He's chopping!

It's a bluff!

Do not stop chopping.

Make him stop first

and then

he'll totally respect

- [wood creaking]

- Oh, toots!

Thank Jaga. I feel dumber.

That was the absolute worst.

Whatever's next, it cannot

be as bad as that.

[man on TV] Thank you

for watching Episode 1

of the four-day

Super Hawks Hawkathon!

Next up, starting right now,

it's the

It's not, is it?

Silver [continues]

[all groaning]

Haa [continues]

Where is Lion-O

with the batteries?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Stay calm! Do not break.

If Hachiman screams first,

then he has to admit

you are cool and brave.

I don't know if I can do this.

Dig deep, man.

No matter the cost,

you must play it cool!

Right.

[exhales]

[wind whistling]

[bird humming]

Just a little spa treatment.

Ah, so relaxed.

[alarm buzzing]

[ringing stops]

[both screaming]

[Lion-O] Everything's fine.

[both screaming]

[screaming]

Yes! You're totally screaming.

Yeah, I am totally screaming.

This is totally terrifying!

Oh, yeah, I am the best.

[beatboxing]

Oh, hey, Hachiman. I'm sorry.

My brain and I were

just trying to act super tough

so we would impress you.

Really? I was acting tough

to try to impress you.

I mean, look at you,

you're a cool cat-dude

with a cool sword.

Me? Look at you.

You are a cool

samurai guy with a cool sword.

Are you kidding?

So here we are,

both with our cool swords

trying to impress

the other guy.

[chuckling]

Ain't that just like us?

And now, we are plunging to the

bottom of the Four-Day Drop

like a couple of rubes.

Oh, no. That's right.

We're almost at the bottom!

Ah, don't even worry about it,

cool new friend.

I've survived

much bigger falls than this.

Oh, I'm not

worried about the fall.

I'm worried about

what we're falling to.

- Hmm? What's that?

- The Doom Worm!

[growls]

Yuck. Me no likey.

No problem, I'll just call

my metal sharpie guy.

Sword of Omens,

come to my hand!

Huh. I think that sword

is coming to my hand

at the exact same speed

we are falling to our dooms.

- Toots.

- And I could zip up there

and grab your Sword of Omens

if Thunder Cutter's batteries

weren't dead.

[powers down]

So, I guess we're worm food.

- [farts]

- Uh, just one sec there, new BFF.

Did you just say, "batteries"?

And if so, you mean

AA batteries?

- Yes!

- [in unison] Yes!

- Should we, uh

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Battery throw!

Thunder Cutter!

Truly a magnificent sword!

Here's your awesome sword,

awesome guy.

Aw, look who's talking.

Cool new friends!

[Lion-O yelling]

- Cool helicopter move.

- Thanks.

[Lion-O] Oops, a little too far.

[Doom Worm growling]

[both grunting]

[both screaming]

Gross.

Super gross.

I think he's looking at me

Oh, yes, he is!

[snarling]

[Lion-O] Hey, Hachiman!

How about a hand?

Huh Oh!

Ha-ha. Nice pun.

- Oh!

- [screaming]

[all screaming]

Uvula jets! [gargling]

[all screaming]

[screaming] Hachiman!

I'm coming! Whoa!

So spiral-y.

I hope this is an earhole.

[Lion-O exclaims]

Gross!

Super gross,

but nice to see you.

That's a lot of teeth.

Too many to dodge.

I don't want to get chewed!

[strains] Hey, Hachiman,

you know what time it is?

I sure don't.

Tooth-hurty!

That's a great pun

and a great idea.

[grunts]

[grunting]

Check this move out, Lion-O.

[yelling] Thunder Cutter!

Hachi-machi!

I guess now,

it's a "gummy worm."

Now, that's a pun!

And that's still our doom.

Save yourself, Hachiman!

[shrieks]

And now, maybe save me?

You got it, Lion-O.

Thunder Cutter!

[roars]

Hey, Hachiman, let's, you know,

pick up the pace.

I'm almost there. Boom!

Thunder Cutter!

[spluttering and gagging]

[Doom Worm burps]

[both] We did it!

Great job, Lion-O.

Right back at ya, Hachi-friend.

Now I hate to defeat

a Doom Worm and run,

but I promised

the other ThunderCats

I'd be back toot-sweet

with these batteries.

Oh. Hmm, okay.

And I'd love to introduce them

to the coolest guy

I've ever met,

if you don't mind coming along.

Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

Great! Then let's

get a-climbin'.

Or we could just

take the elevator.

- [elevator dings]

- Yes! I get to push the buttons.

You might want to hold on.

It may be a Four-Day Drop,

but it's only

a three-minute ride to the top.

- [chuckles] Don't worry, I've

- [thuds]

Well, kid, it looks like

we've learned another lesson

about French.

[mechanical sounds]

[on TV] Ha, ha, ha.

You've got that right, kid.

- [crashes]

- [elevator dings]

Don't worry, ThunderCats.

- I am back with batteries.

- [ThunderCats shushing]

We don't need the batteries

anymore, Lion-O.

This show got pretty darn good

after Season 6.

- I love this show.

- Shh!

[on TV] It's the

[laughs] He's going

to say the thing.

- It's my favorite part.

- [on TV] Silver [continues]

- [all] Haaa

- [farts]