01x10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe

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The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Dug myself into a hole with no way out

Back against the wall...

I mean, how could I resist?

"This wasn't supposed to happen,"

I keep denying

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I can't stand myself

Moping around, spouting lies, grieving a broken heart

I hold on desperately to these feelings and shut my eyes

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

I suffocate under its weight

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Always discouraged by my weaknesses,

I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,

clinging selfishly to the hope for forgiveness

Dug myself into a hole with no way out...

Full of regret and powerless to change,

I feel my heart being torn apart

on this night of endless shame and despair

Why can't I get my act together?

Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...

Episode Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe

Explain yourself!

Is something wrong?

Tell me the truth...

Are the two of you members of the royal family!?

Y-You're kidding, right...?

A few months ago,

two warriors came waltzing
into the Guild outta nowhere...

and now you're telling me that they're royalty!?

and now you're telling me that they're royalty!?

and now you're telling me that they're royalty!?

and now you're telling me that they're royalty!?

and now you're telling me that they're royalty!?

F-For the love of God, say something...!

Where on earth did you hear such a thing?

Don't answer my question with another question!

I'm the one in charge of this interrogation!

Oh dear...

I can't very well lie about something like this...

Th-Then...?

Yes, you speak the truth.

I, Lisa Alpacas...

acknowledge my position as the crown princess
of Ogrestan and heir apparent to the throne!

Excuse me.

Is this the reception desk
for the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild?

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Wh-What breathtaking pecs...!

How dreamy...!

My name is Antonio Spartokos.

I would like to submit an inquiry regarding–

Uh... Hello?

Heya, Mitchie!

You got any work for us today?

L-Lady Mimi!?

Spartokos!

I barely recognized you!

Th-This is serious, you know!

If I were to get the princess
of a foreign country pregnant,

it'd cause an international disaster
of epic proportions!

Your concern is unnecessary.

I give you my word that my identity
shall pose no risk to you whatsoever.

What...!?

All I desire is your creamy goodness, nothing more.

Should I become pregnant
with a child of unmatched strength...

I shall promptly disappear from your sight.

Thereafter...

I shall never disclose the name of the father.

Now then...

In the interest of increasing our chances,

how about we put a little more bump into our grind?

According to Lady Mimi,
Lady Lisa ought to be here...

'Twas a long and arduous journey...

It's been three years since the day
that they suddenly vanished,

setting out on a mission to hone their skills
and leaving behind naught but a note...

However, over the course of those three years,

my feelings have not wavered in the slightest!

G-Get off of me...

My mind is made up!

Luvellia-senpai and I...

Excuse me.

Enough with that nonsense.

That voice...!

Even now, the heart of Spartokos
belongs only to Lady Lisa!

Lady Lisa...!

Huh–!?

H-Hey!

W-Wait...

Y-You're the guy from...

You b*stard...!

The hell!?

What are you doing to Lady Lisa!?

You destroyed my room!

Now I'll never get my security deposit back!

Save your excuses!

Save your excuses!

Save your excuses!

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It's not much of a weapon, but...

I'll have to make do!

If I don't fight back,
he's gonna k*ll me!

You fiend!

Lady Lisa was almost certainly not
the woman you named as your lover!

And yet...

You dare lay a hand on her!?

I can't reason with him!

Besides...

No matter how closely I follow his movements,
there's only so much a banana can take...!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

In the name of Lisa Alpacas,
Crown Princess of Ogrestan,

I hereby command you!

Cease this senseless violence immediately!

Spartokos!

The amount of pure hatred
emanating from this man is insane...

Lemme get this straight...

This Ogre is an old friend of yours...?

He's had a crush on Big Sis since we were kids.

Been chasin' her our whole lives!

You have blossomed into a beautiful woman, Lady Lisa.

I'm assuming there's a reason that you traveled
out of your way to a place such as this...

Please, I beg of you!

Put a swift end to your mission
and return to our homeland!

I am not the only one...

Our armies are struggling
with the absense of their leader!

At this rate,

even the most loyal of Ogrestan's soldiers shall...!

Raise your head, Spartokos.

The suffering of our soldiers weighs heavily on my heart.

However, I cannot afford to return just yet.

B-But why not!?

In the end, my three-year quest for adventure

led me to this land

and to this man.

I have selected Peter Grill...

The strongest warrior on the planet,
as the official "donor"!

Our destiny as a species is to strive
for a generation more powerful than the last.

It is especially important
given my future as the leader of Ogrestan.

Therefore, I am determined
not to return to our motherland

until I carry the world's strongest child inside of me!

Why...?

Why, Lady Lisa!?

I, Spartokos, have admired you
since our tender youth!

Day after day, I devoted myself
to training in the art of combat

so as to become a man worthy of your affection–

The reason is simple.

An Ogre like you...

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Totally out of the question!

Is exceedingly weaker than one such as I!

Damn, that's brutal...

Such was the root of the problem...

Had there been a single man in Ogrestan
strong enough to meet my standards,

I would not have needed to embark on a journey.

If you do indeed care about me, then I urge you...

Prove your worth as a progenitor of our species,

Prove your worth as a progenitor of our species,

Prove your worth as a progenitor of our species,

Spartokos!

You speak the truth...

The Spartokos I left behind in our homeland

led a life of incompetence,
unable to surpass your strength...

However, in order to become
a man worthy of your affection,

I have devoted the past three years
to an even more difficult training regimen,

and I stand before you
having refined my combat prowess!

Now is the time to demonstrate the fruits of my labor!

Peter Grill!

Huh?

For the honor of standing at Lady Lisa's side...

I challenge you to a duel!

Wha...?

Apparently someone challenged
that dude who won the Grand Fighting Tournament to a duel!

I heard this whole thing started because of a woman...

But, if memory serves,
doesn't Peter Grill have a fiancée?

They say that the challenger
has a personal stake in this duel...

I get it, "Defeat the strongest man alive,
become famous, and propose to the girl," right?

Which means Sir Peter agreed to this fight
despite the fact that there's nothing in it for him...

Fantastic...

Even if I win the match,
it's not gonna change anything...

Wait a minute...!

If I were to end up losing,

Spartokos-kun would take Lisa
back home to their country...

Which would leave one less obstacle

in the way of my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...

That's it...

All I gotta do is throw the match...!

It started out as a simple crush

Suddenly, you were my biggest source of strength

Till death do us part, let's grow old together

This is my sincerest wish:

Stay with me, stay with me

So long time, by my side for all eternity

Beaten down by our daily struggles

Or soaked by a storm of rage;

If you get drenched, I won't hesitate

To be the umbrella that shields you

It's not so cold... I'm by your side

That's good enough for me

You're my rock, my strength

That smile of yours puts my soul at ease

I could search the whole world over

And find no one like you

You're my rock, my strength

Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy

No matter how much it may hurt,

I pledge my life to protecting you

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

Since you're the world's strongest warrior,

challengers are gonna start
comin' outta the woodwork.

Episode Peter Grill and Dueling Manners

Show 'em what you're made of!