05x12 - Fraught Mess

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Down your drink.
- Yeah!

Oh, yeah, I'm not
drinking tonight.

Serious.

I am fully behind this,

if he is genuine in trying
to grow and change.

Your relationship's just got
one of those construction signs.

It's just, like,
still being built.

I think Daisy needs someone

a little bit more mature,
you know?

You'll probably be
up 'til about 2:00 cleaning up.

These girls, they're not
going to progress in yachting

if they don't
adjust their attitude.

But now I'm going to get up.

You made it very clear
how you felt about it.

She's just trying
to be a martyr.

Dude.

Jesus Christ.

Which way?
That way?

Do you know where the big,
um, plastic jug is?

I know what you're doing, Danni.

Yes!

Oh, my God.

For [bleep]'s sake.

Like, what's happening?

Oh, yes.

Yeah, I did have a fun night.

Good.

It's hard getting along with
everyone when everyone's drunk.

Okay.

So the last time that I kissed
somebody on this crew,

I was told that
that can never happen again.

Danni, so I was
thinking about our kiss.

I don't want it to happen again.

But this time,
I'm hoping he'll say,

that needs to
happen all the time,

and I loved every second,

because...

Oh, wow.

Um...

Wow.

I mean, I've been
here three days.

Last year, I had to sleep
in the----ing crew mess,

because there was always sex
happening in my----ing cabin.

Yes.

Nope.

All right, buddy.
Love you.

Here I am.

Dianna is stunning,

but I also think
she's very reserved,

whereas Danni saw
an opportunity and took it,

and I'm not upset about it.

It's time to wake up,
mother----ers.

How are you?

I feel fine.

You had fun last night?

- No bleeding?
- No bleeding.

Cool.

How are you?

Wonderful. I had so
much fun with everyone.

Had a really, really good night.

Mmm.

Shut up.

Did you, um,
have fun last night?

- Yeah, I had a great night.
- Where did you disappear to?

I can't remember, man.

No, shut up.
Shut up. Come on.

Spill the beans.

He's----ing lovely, bro.

And he's so g*dd*mn hot.

I thought you were going to
hook up with Diana, bro.

I don't know what you're
talking about, man.

I'm not hooking up with anybody.

I'm just doing
my job, big man.

Ah, that's so good.

I do not enjoy this because
you leave me alone

for a good couple of hours.

What does everyone
just make out?

And you can all just
sleep in the master.

Everyone's being
silly about this.

You got the hot one.
Which one do you want me to get?

What am I going to do?

Like, sit back
and, like, watch you,

like, stare at him from the
corner of the crew mess table

for the rest of the season.

And maybe he'll come and
hook up with you, like...

No.

Gary's sick and hot.
You can have Gary.

No, thanks.

Danni has been moving fast
when it comes to guys.

So when Chase came on board,
I mean, it's expected.

- I don't do love triangles.
- I'm like, oh my God, seriously?

Daisy, Gary, Cloyce,

can you guys meet me
in the crew mess

for the preference
sheet meeting, please?

- Copy.
- Copy, copy.

Eww.

I hope this doesn't
have p*nis things.

What is it?

No, it's my towel.

This does not have
any p*nis stain on it.

Okay, this is a quick
overnight charter.

Jillian is an operations
specialist in healthcare

and Sharie is
a celebrity hairstylist.

Jillian and Sharie plan to
enjoy fun in the sun

and great cuisine
alongside their friends.

Guests would like to enjoy
all the water toys

the boat has to offer, and
they hope to catch some wind

for an amazing sail.

Cool.

They would like to do
a mixology lesson

followed by a seven-course
meal that pairs well

with all the drinks
they learned to make.

Seven courses.
Cool.

You just tell me your menu
and I'll pick c*ck

that go with the menu.

Beautiful strategy.

Cool. Itinerary requests
are pretty straightforward.

They seem like a fun group.

All right, thank you very much.

Thanks, Glenn.

Nice and tight.
Nice and tight.

The guests have
specifically requested

a seven-course meal
for this evening.

Not six, not eight,
seven perfect courses.

These guests want
to have a feast.

So the goal for
this meal to showcase

a broad range
of culinary skill,

highlight some things from
the local seafood and produce,

and that should
be a winning formula.

It should be.

- Thanks, Chase.
- No worries.

Oh!

Oh, God.

- Is that an orgasm sound?
- Yeah.

That's us
pretty much done, I think.

Girls, girls, we can
be done for the night.

Daisy-poo, do you want
to go get that drink now?

Okay.

Where are you
two----ing going?

Ooh.

- Huh?
- Okay, get ready,

because I'm not getting
seen in public like that.

You're looking like that.
Let's go.

Having Daisy being supportive
of me not drinking

is a good feeling for me,

because then I know
she's going to be there

at my worst when I'm drunk,

because she has been there,

and at my best when I'm sober.

Are you guys going on a date?

No.

Working together,
living together,

having these ups and downs,

coming out and being
still good friends.

If we can do this
for years on end,

as we have been doing,

how can we not keep doing it
for the rest of our lives?

Have fun.

Where are we going, Gary?

- Oh, just the corner.
- Oh, nice.

Mmm. Wow.

What are we going
for a drink for?

For us.

For us in the season.

You're not going to drink
for the rest of the season?

I don't know.

Maybe I'll have a glass
of wine tonight.

This is nice, Dais.
Just you and I.

I wish it wasn't
so warm, though.

I feel like...
Do you want this?

Chase is asleep.

- Let's go wake him up.
- Let's go.

Chase, wake up.

Don't make me get
in there, bro.

I'll wake you up.

Come.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Cheers, Dais.

What are you cheersing to?

To us, to being roomies,
to being besties,

to being friends,
to moving forward.

In all seriousness, what are
you looking for in life, Dais?

In life?

Yeah, just in
the next couple of years.

I guess stabilizing
work a bit would be nice.

I'm not even really
looking for a relationship.

What about you?
What are you looking for?

I want to build
that relationship.

And relationships require work.

yeah, you go through
the ups and downs, like us.

We've been through
a lot of sh--

that most married couples
haven't been through.

Seriously. And it doesn't
seem like it's going to end

any time soon either.

When I fall hard for someone,
I fall hard.

But that doesn't
happen overnight.

That takes a long, long time.

And me, could you see
a relationship with me?

Gary...

I'm just asking
for a friend here.

Imagine I wasn't here
and someone asked you that.

Could you see yourself in
a relationship with Gary?

I don't...

Coming up...

For your next course.

A play on
Oysters Rockefeller.

Anybody want mine?
I don't eat oysters.

This right here tastes
like cough syrup.

Can you see a
relationship with me?

Gary, you just like
the idea of me. Come on.

You need to be honest
with yourself.

No, I am
honest with myself.

I think we both have a lot
of work to do in ourselves,

but I think I've been
working on myself

more than you've
been working on yourself.

What? Have you not seen
how ripped I am?

And I think you need to do...

I think before you can get in
a relationship with anyone,

I think you need to
really work on yourself.

No, I know.

Because you're not going
to have

a healthy relationship
with anyone.

But don't you think it's good
to find someone in life

that you can work
on yourself with,

that's someone that brings
out the best of you?

No, to have a secure
relationship,

you need to be
with a secure person,

and we're not secure people.

You're talking about somebody
fixing your problems,

and you need them...

No, how can you
understand your problems?

If someone else comes
in and sees like,

okay, we'll look
at it from this side.

I can talk to you about that

without being in
a relationship with you.

No, of course. Yeah, but
that's what I'm saying.

Maybe because we've gone
through so much

and we've worked together
for so long,

you know, we've come a long
way from where we started.

I think I've been too
scared to commit

because I don't want
someone to put me in my place

because I'm selfish like that,

but I know
that's what I need.

And that's someone like Daisy.

I wouldn't get away with m*rder
like I'd normally do.

Because of everything that
happened last year,

when Gary didn't respect my
relationship with Colin,

I kind of took a step back
from our relationship.

Unless Gary did some serious
growing up very fast,

us having a future,
there's no----ing way.

I think we make
each other laugh.

We have similar interests.

Yeah, and we enjoy
each other as a company.

Basically you're saying
there is a possibility.

No, it's okay.
I'm just...

I'm just asking.

Okay, should we go, Dais?

That was very lovely.
Thank you.

Who am I supposed to
be----ing alone?

Don't tell me.
Give me five minutes.

You want to go
and hang out a bit?

You want a beer?

I know.

- Oh, grar. Grar.
- Stop.

We are working on
our friendship, Gary.

Has your attention
shifted at all?

What do you mean?

Like, obviously you
were getting along with Danni

pretty good at the beginning.

How do you feel about
this situation?

- Is this changing your vibe?
- Not at all.

- Bye, Dais.
- Bye.

- How are you?
- Not bad.

We went out for
a drink together.

What did you chat about?

. Just everything.

Us...

Where we stand.

Where are you guys at?

We're at a good place, I think.

It's just a classic,
like, high-tension

work relationship, you know?

It's pretty full-on.

Yeah.

This is seriously full-on.

I'm not really sure what
to make of Gary and Daisy.

I really like Daisy,

but I kind of want to tread
a little bit more lightly

because they've been
through so much together

and they're sharing a cabin.

I don't want to put my
foot in something

that's going to get stinky.

I guess we're just
friends, eh.

It's just we, like, fight
and it's weird

what we've being through.

Let's go.

- Ah!
- Sleep well, big dog.

- Good night.
- Bye.

Sleep tight.

Daisy, if you and I
are going to live together,

we've got to
get on a good vibe,

- Gary, no!
- What?

You're disgusting!

Sleep for a lot longer.

Tell me, bro.

Hello.
Good morning, Captain.

- How are you?
- Quite well.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

You're going to
hate this question.

Are we getting more Powerade?

- I'll ask for it.
- Thanks.

I don't think you can
be drinking

seven bottles of
Powerade each per day.

No, I agree.

I had a really stern
chat to the boys about it.

Said you guys need to slow down
a little bit because this is,

you know, it's not doing it.

It's just a waste.
Its colored water with sugar.

Okay, I'm sorry.
That cannot be good for you.

No, Chase is
like I'm pissing blue.

That means none of it
is going in you, you know.

It's all just
coming straight out.

Perfect.

All crew, all crew,
provisions on the dock.

Ready to smash it?

Thank you.

Oh, yes!

Danni, please,
can we please get this done?

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

Ugh, so annoying.

Yeah, baby.

Sleep well?

I had this dream that
two stewardesses

came and drugged me out of bed.

Couldn't believe
someone would do that.

I know, right?

- Hello.
- Hey.

So cute.

How you doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, hey, I didn't see you there.

Squish my back later?

- Excuse me, what?
- Just squish it.

She's like,
sure, well, okay.

That's nice, there.

Oh, yeah, that's good.
Oh, that tickles.

Hey!

With you being reserved...

No, of course. I'm not
saying this is your fault.

No, yeah, I'm saying like...

I feel like Danni sees
everything as a competition.

that.

I don't fight over men.

No, thank you.

So that's it.

I have more things
to do with my life.

ing tickled me.

Nobody touch this.
Dangerous.

All crew, all crew.
One hour till the guest walk up.

We almost done, girls.

Yeah, just this,
and then it's done.

Okay, sweet.

Okay, well, the boat's looking
pretty darn good, I must say.

Hey, we can finish.

Okay, this all looks good.

It's time to get it.
Let's go. Woo!

It's go time.

All crew, all crew, everyone
please come to the c*ck now.

Oh, and here
we go again.

All right, let's go.

They're coming.

It's okay.

It's so freaking hot.

Yes, it is.

- How you guys doing?
- Doing good. How you doing?

- Captain Glenn.
- Marcell.

- This is Daisy.
- Hi, Marcell. I'm Daisy.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

- I like them shoes.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Hello!
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Hi, Gary.

Nice to meet you.

- Hi, Chase.
- Nice to meet you.

Cheers.

Well, welcome
aboard Parsifal.

Welcome to Ibiza.

And as soon as we got
all your stuff on board,

we're going to get out of here.
All right?

Right now, I'm going to
hand you over to Daisy,

and she's going to take you
for a little tour of the boat

and get you guys settled in.

- All right?
- Sounds good.

- Awesome.
- Welcome.

If we go up the stairs,
here we have the fly bridge.

We've got the hot tub.

, this is all full.

Is this my room?

This is the master's.

Wait, Sharie. Are you guys
going to take the big room?

- Yeah, we're okay.
- I'm sure you are.

Okay.

You thought she was
going to say no?

This feels like a dorm.
My dorm in college.

It's bigger than
the size of your head.

It's a 47.

Do we have help
unpacking our bags?

Yeah, we can
organize that for you.

- Sure.
- Awesome. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Deck, deck, deck,
you can start signaling up.

Roger, Cap.

Cap, looks like the mariner's
are here on the dock.

You guys can drop
the lines at the back.

So this is to our
Spain vacation, you guys.

There you go.
Shot, shot, shot.

There you go, there you go!

Hang on, hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on, hang on.

All stern lines on board.
All stern lines on board.

Would anyone like a
drink at the moment?

- I'll take a margarita.
- Margarita, sure.

- I'll take one, too, please.
- Yeah, on the rocks?

Sugar instead of salt.

This is so beautiful.

Tender is on the line.

Copy, thank you.

Daisy, Daisy, chef.

Can you take some
canapés up for me here?

Yeah, baby.
Nice job, boys.

So what is this?

It is a shrimp spring roll
with sweet chili sauce.

- Okay.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.

That looks good to me.

Here you go.

- Baby!
- So successful.

Thank you.

Now I have some
canapés for you.

Should I put them over here?

- Thank you so much.
- Of course.

Hopefully soon, I can
start prepping

their insane
seven-course dinner.

This is nice, even though,
you know, sailboat.

- It's still nice.
- It's good.

It's not bad.

Where are our drinks at?
She forgot about us?

Did you tell her to make
you a margarita?

- Yes.
- Daisy!

Sharie...

Can you go get my champagne
from my bedroom?

No, you can have them.

- That's Daisy.
- Yeah, I'm not...

Come on, now.
I'm here on vacation like you.

If you want something,
ask the right people.

- Where's the steward person?
- How are you?

Is there, like, a button or
something you could press?

Her name is Daisy.

Oh, God.

That's okay.
I'll go down and get it.

She can just get
you a fresh glass.

- More champagne.
- Yeah, of course.

We're going to start
getting sails up.

- All right.
- You guys ready?

Kind of.

Diana, one of the ladies left
her champagne in the rooms.

- I'll go see.
- Okay, thanks. Sorry.

It ain't strong.
We tell her this is weak.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Okay, going up.

- You're doing nice up here.
- It's really nice.

How are you doing, Marcell?

Pretty good.

We're busy putting
up the mizzen.

I should have told Daisy
to bring me that margarita.

Probably good there.

- You ready on the main?
- Going up.

Daisy!

It tastes like water now.

Miss Daisy!

I need something
stronger than this.

- That looks good, yeah.
- Wow.

That's crazy.

Keith, I'm going to start
coming out on the genoa.

Copy that.

And whenever you hoist
the sails,

you always want to be
heading into the wind.

Oh, nice.

No engine.

- Oh, no.
- I like that.

- This is so cute.
- This is so nice.

Aw.

Oh, my God.

We really are leaning
to the side.

There you go.
We're sailing now.

Whoa.

Hold up.
We're leaning.

- Oh, my gosh.
- We're leaning.

Oh, my God.

- Woo!
- Wait, wait, wait.

- You ladies okay?
- No.

Do you want me
to take your drink?

Yes.
Maybe we'll do that.

- I'm gonna throw up.
- Oh, my gosh.

Well, this is a sail.

Oh, my gosh.

- Do you want your drink?
- Yes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Look how it leans.
That's dope.

- That's super dope.
- Oh, my God.

- We're leaning a lot.
- Woo.

- Is this normal?
- Yes.

I think this is normal.

Yeah. This is not
what I expected.

- I know.
- I'm about to throw up.

That's super cool, man.

I'm definitely about
to throw up.

No, you're not.

I'm definitely about
to throw up right now.

In the bathroom.
Not here.

Can we get a bag?
She's about to get sick.

I need a bucket or a bag.
She's about to hurl.

Oh, God.

Marcell!

There's a bucket in the laundry.

Your wife is sick.
She's about to throw up.

Help!

I'm definitely about
to throw up.

The guy was running for a bag.

ing a.

Can she throw up overboard?

- It wasn't the margarita.
- No, no, no, no.

It's not that.
It's the tilting to the side.

I know, I know.

Yes, yes, absolutely.
Can you hold her drink, please?

Ugh!

Here, drink this water.

Here you are.

Yeah.

We're really
leaning all the way.

We are.

You aren't comfortable?
You want us to stop?

- Yes.
- Are you serious?

This is crazy how the boat just
is sideways like this, though.

This is the first time
I'm being asked to stop sailing.

And I hope to God
it's the last.

Keep coming.

That's it.

If you're getting
seasick in this...

The rest is gonna blow.

What you making?

I have done one thing
on my prep list of 40.

Is that seven courses?

- Yeah.
- Sounds delicious.

Better be.

Think we're gonna
put these sails away.

You might as well put
that lazy sheet away

while you got Keith up there.

Keep going.

That should be good.

Okay.

Can I got anyone anything?

No, not right now.

- Okay.
- I think we're good.

Okay, let her go.
Let her go.

Let's go to three.

We're ready to put
on our swimsuits.

Let's do this.

Three shots are out.

That feels like a good bite.

Where should we do the
c*ck making class?

- At the bar.
- Yeah, that could be cute.

I'm gonna go on my break.
Start at seven.

You can start setting up dinner
and the c*ck bar.

Okay.

Try and get a dinner time and
a time for the c*ck thing.

I'm very upset.

You should see my little room.

Oh, I'm just showing her
the bedroom.

- You're all good.
- Yeah.

I was just going to
the bathroom real quick.

We just wanted to ask what
times if you know

when anybody wants to do
the c*ck mixology thing

or when you want to have dinner.




and then?

Yeah.

Do you think dinner around


- Yeah, I think so.
- Okay.

I like this thing.

Do you ladies want to
try some seabobs today?

I want to see how you do it.

Yeah, you hold onto it on
these two handles

and to go there's a
trigger on this handle

on the right hand side
handle that you push

and it'll turn the motor
and you go.

So you just lie on it
and go like this.

Like you're literally
about to act

like a fish in the water
with a motor.

Or you can float right
into a shark's mouth

or a dolphin's mouth.

A dolphin's mouth
would be pretty cool.

Ride the dolphin
back to the boat.



Much sooner than that
and bad things.

You can go like that.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

That's fun because then you
just act like one of the fish.

- You can take them on.
- All right.

Are you going to give
that a go?

I might.
Now that I feel secure.

You're going to have
so much fun, I promise.

But further back.
There we go.

Further back.
Further back on it.

Oh, my God.

To the ladder.

All right, the ladder.

Oh, my ladder.

- Grab on.
- My ladder.

- Here we go.
- Take your time. Take your time.

Who's next?

Uh-oh.

I have no idea if these guests
are having a good time.

And, yeah, I don't
like that one bit.

I can do all things.

Sharie, are you coming?

Oh, no.

You're getting wet, girls.

- Sharie, get in.
- Pull you?

I can help.

- Oh, my God.
- Whoo-hoo.

- Yeah, you're good.
- I'm here.

I'm right next to you.
You're fine. You're okay.

No sharks.

Go!

I need to see what we need.

The c*ck, like
the drinks and stuff,

so you can put it up there.

I don't see it happening.

I just don't like to be,
like, unprepared.

Hallelujah.

Thank you, Lord.

I made it.

It is, I think
it's about 7:30.

Yeah, that works for me
if that works for you guys.

I have accepted that
everything on this boat

is extremely unprepared
and unplanned.

Oh, God.

Oh, do you?

- I would say mango martini.
- Yeah.

Mojito.

Look at this massive
thing on my neck.

I think it's a bug bite.

Ladies, if you're ready,

I'm ready to do the
first drink with you.

- Okay.
- So we picked three to teach.

Oh, man, I can't make
a drink to save my life.

- Oh, no.
- Okay.

Well, hopefully you walk away
with some skills.

Right of...

Oh, my----ing God.
That felt amazing.

Oh, God.

The best moments happen in
the master for me.

- No, I'm kidding.
- Oh, my God.

The first one we're going
to do is a mojito.

So I picked the mint and you
need to add some brown sugar.

I would suggest like
a small teaspoon

and then you muddle it.

Do you only have
one muddler, Daisy?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Sorry.

Next, a shot of Bacardi.

Sparkling water.

Are we going to drink this?

I mean, hopefully it'll be nice.

That tastes really good.

Mango martini.

One and a half real mango puree.
Two shots of vodka.

Then fresh lime juice.

That looks pretty good.

It's not sweet enough.
That's right.

- Yours is not sweet enough?
- Mm-mmm.

Yeah, I'll pass on this.

Naturally, I'm a people
pleaser and I cannot read

what's going on
with these guests.

I am going to go and
get the next one ready

and I will be back.

- You're done with your drink?
- I am.

I can't drink that one.

It's really bad.

I'm going to go sit down
and wait for her.

Dais, can I help you?

Because they're just impatient.

Do you want to do one more?
Do you want to wait till dinner?

I think we quit.

Okay. Can I get you anything
in the meantime?

- Can I get some water?
- Yeah, of course.

- Marcell, would you like it?
- A margarita.

Margarita? Sure.

This feels super
- ing weird.

It is pulsating how
uncomfortable everybody feels.

Would you guys
do something like this again?

No.

- We're eating at 9:30?
- 9:30, yes.

- Okay.
- How goes it?

I get weird vibes
from the guests.

Like, I can't tell
if they're having fun.

They're just, like, deadpan.

- That is weird.
- You know?

Are you changing?

- I don't feel like it.
- Come on.

- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

The humidity is,
like, taking control.

Ooh. Ooh.

I can't wait to see
what the seven course meal

is going to be like.

Will one of you girls
made the Aperol Spritz?

Yes.

- You ready?
- Let's go.

You look great.

Okay, so what have
we settled on?

Salad, baked oyster,

crab cake, soup, fish.

You can pack a lot of good stuff
into a seven course menu.

And you definitely want
everything to be delicious

so the guests are excited
for the next course

and continue to want more
throughout the whole process.

I think that's important, so...

The festivities have
begun, captain.

I wish we didn't have
to scoot like that.

They have to sit in the end.

Oh, my God.

Can we just get, like,
an opening in the table?

Those boys are ready to roll.

Your first c*ck
an Aperol spritz.

Thank you.

It's an acquired taste,
I must say.

Ugh... The smell.

- Hello, hello, hello.
- Good evening.

All right.

For your first course,
a romaine wedge salad

with a parmesan emulsion.

And you have a
truffle pecorino romano

shaved over the top.

Please enjoy.

- This is really good.
- It's really good.

This might be----ing
way too much food, though.

Like, you should have
more food than you want.

Daisy tells me all the
time, though,

that when you got a
bunch of ladies,

they don't want to feel full.

- Then don't eat it.
- They just want to eat.

Personally, yes.

- But it's not my first choice.
- Okay.

Gary, can you call the
girls for service, please?

I'm here. I'm here.

All right.
Let's do it, folks.

- Wow.
- Thank you.

My pleasure.

For your next course,

A play on
oyster's Rockefeller.

So I'm calling it
Cloycster's Rockefeller.

Harvesting fresh oysters
in the process,

finding them amongst
the rocks and...

- Oh, my gosh.
- Sh--.

I am so sorry.

Was it dripping where?

It's just a nervous laugh.

It was one of the
worst moments of my life.

Thank God this is just
a one-night charter.

.

The oysters.

- My apologies, ladies.
- Did it get on you?

A little bit.

Are you okay?
I am...

- I'm fine.
- So sorry.

- Oh, right.
- Anybody want mine?

- Oh, you don't eat them?
- No, I don't eat oysters.

Oh.

But I don't know
if we should...

I can prepare you something
else if you'd like.

- Any type of shrimp?
- Sure.

- I'm sorry.
- No worries.

Daisy, how did you do that?

I don't know.

Yeah, it was quite
an accomplishment.

Yeah.

Bro, you're----ing
literally joking.

She has oysters on
her preference sheet,

and she's like,
I don't eat oysters.

For the next drink for me,

can you give me half the drink?

Maybe for everybody.

I don't know if they're
going to drink it.

- Sure.
- Okay, so I've got to be honest.

- What do you think?
- Yes.

This right here tastes
like cough syrup.

You don't like
Aperol spritz?

Do you like it?

I like Aperol spritz, yeah.

Sharie and the other one
that's not eating oysters.

Thanks.

This is better than
the one that I had.

I didn't think
I'd ever drink it again.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

They don't like Aperol spritz.

Do you want me to go up and
tell them something now?

I go for you now.

These drinks are strong.

I can't do it.

How are we going
to have seven drinks?

I cannot even imagine them
having fun with the party.

I think they're a
bit underwhelmed.

Try to keep them flat, please.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

For your next course,
lightly pan-fried crab cake.

This is a mango daiquiri.

We still haven't got to
the main course, huh?

I don't know if I've eaten
this much in a day.

This is a lot of food.

Well, we are full.

And it wasn't small portions,
it was big.

Can three of you do
this while I do the c*ck?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

All right.

For your fourth
course this evening,

you have a classic
French onion soup.

I'm so full.

What happened to Daisy?

She went to go take a nap?

No, she's still
running around downstairs.

- Do you want me to call her up?
- No, no, no.

I just want to
make sure she's okay.

I'll take a nap
until the next course comes.

Ooh, that worked perfectly.

Nice, Mr. Bass.

All right.
That's ready, Daisy.

Do you want to
come with us, Chase?

Yes.

This course, you
have Mediterranean sea bass

with squash puree.

I'm so tired.

It's a passionfruit mojito.

She didn't tell you to
make us half the drink, huh?

What do you mean?

Instead of, like, a full glass.

Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'll make them smaller.

That's really good, though.

Thank you.

I know the c*ck
aren't small,

but don't feel like
you have to drink them.

My mind is being----ed.

Instead of making six,
make three,

- and then split them in half.
- Split them up.

- Okay, yeah.
- Absolutely.

Danni, for the next one,
if we just make three,

- we'll put them in six glasses.
- Okay.

- Good night, everyone.
- I hate this dinner.

Not amazing.

Why?

Knocked two glasses of
champagne on top of them.

Two of them don't eat oysters,

but it wasn't on
their preference sheet.

We're used to guests
walking off happy

and having had a great holiday.

That girl that didn't
like the oysters,

she's a strange...

- Primary?
- No, no, no.

She's nice.
The other one.

On this charter,

we're meant to be bringing
up to a higher level.

It's not moving in
the right direction.

I'm starting to worry.

Sh--.

This one's a whiskey sour.

Oh!

Your sixth course
for this evening.

Filet mignon,
mashed potatoes, so enjoy.

It's good though.
He did a really good job.

How's tonight been?

ing awful.

- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

All right, Daisy.

Strut it, strut, strut,
strut, strut, strut.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

So here we have apple crumble

with vanilla ice cream
for your dessert.

That is a baby Guinness,

which is Kahlua and Bailey's.

- Yeah, he did good.
- Woo!

It's good, huh?

That feel like that was just
- ing dragging on and on.

It's just a horrible
dinner service.

That little bitty spoon
is not it.

Mm-mm.

How is everyone?

- Good.
- Good.

All right, good night.

See you ladies
in the morning.

Chef. Cloyce, Cloyce, Cloyce,
Cloyce, Cloyce, Cloyce.

He has a Royce, Royce, Royce,
Royce, Royce.

That's a Rolls Royce,
Royce, Royce, Royce, Royce.

Thanks, girls.

Worst service ever.

Yay!

Yeah, I'm about to head to bed.

Right behind you, sister.

- Are you off to bed?
- Uh-huh.

- Yes.
- Good night, ladies. Sleep well.

Wow, there's all these
drinks on the table.

The table looks really nice.

- What's up?
- today is what.

Dropping the ball, eh, Dais?

How were your bedtime
stories the other night?

Great, man.

I got three bedtime
stories actually.

Why aren't you shacking up
with any of the girls, man?

Because honestly, I think
I find the most attractive

to be Daisy, obviously,
a bit older.

Well, it's like,
you're her equal, bro.

Like, you're a head chef.

I don't give a
how old she is.

If you're intrigued
and she's intrigued,

That's the thing, though.

Out your system
and into hers.

That's funny.

Easy, boy.

- Oh, my boy.
- It's drop-off day.

Bon giorno, Daisy.
How are you?

Good morning.

What's going on?

- Davide?
- Yes.

You're going to ease
it on the gypsy, yeah?

Yeah.

What the [bleep] is that?

Chase, Chase, Daisy.

Yep.

There's a bag in
the guest corridor.

I'm worried it's vomit.

Do you want me to open it?

Yeah, I would love that.

Yep. It's vomit.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, mate, you can
start picking up.

Anchor in place,
anchor in place.

Thank you.

It feels so good
out here, though.

- These ready to go?
- Yeah.

Now we've got some
maple syrup and French toast.

This is some shrimp
and spinach quiche.

That's everything we had.

Did you taste the quiche?

Hi.

It's drop-off day, girl.

I actually think this tip's
going to be really good.

It should cover in glitter.

I know.
Thanks a lot for that.

Do neither of you have
something to do?

Can you go find something
to do, please?

Jesus [bleep].

- Are you guys doing okay?
- Yeah.

- Can I get you anything?
- No, we're doing good.

Okay, great.

Chase comes past for,
like, three minutes

and just comes and speaks to me.

Like, Daisy----ing walked past,
has the g*dd*mn audacity

to be like, do you
not have anything to do?

Yeah, but sometimes it
annoyed me a little bit as well.

- I'm not going to lie.
- Say so, then.

Don't get pissed off with me.
Say something to me.

I agree with Daisy.

I would.
I will if it happens again.

I like talking
in general, Diana.

- Are you still eating?
- Oh, no, I'm done.

You're done. Okay.

I'm in a rush.
Let's get on the dock, man.

Let's wrap this sh-- up.

I am not ready to go home.

You got about two zeroes.
Stop at two zero.

Two zero.

Bow line is on.

Okay, one, Glenn, one.

Are they going to come
get our bags or do we need...

Yeah, I'm not carrying
it up the stairs.

I am happy on the stern.

All crew, all crew, please
change into white shorts.

I'm so sweaty, my d*ck
is sticking to my leg.

It's hot as ba*ls.

Okay, this between us.
You have any complaints?

Do you think you guys
had five-star service?

I got sick and
we couldn't find a trash can.

Yeah, I didn't know what
to do with the trash can.

Okay, guys, let's get
everybody on the dock.

Wow, it's hot, [bleep] me.

Everything okay?

Is there anything you guys
want to talk to me about?

We were kind of debriefing
to find out, you know,

what were the pluses and the
things that can be improved.

Okay.

Where's Glenjerman?

When you come to
this level of luxury,

you do want what you pay for.

Why is Glenn in there?

I don't know, because they're
not happy with something.

- That was just a few hiccups.
- Jillian, just tell the truth.

- This feels sketch.
- What?

I don't know.
It's just...

Oh, yeah.

Because they're discussing
with Glenn

that they're not
going to tip us.

Next on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht."

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world-famous drag superstar.

Are we getting something
different than, like,

the cheese sticks?

That's the battery gone.

Back down to my quarters.

I think whatever you have now,
you've got to go with...

What's happening with
you and Daisy there?

Like, it's hard sometimes
to care

when it just feels
like you don't...

Oh.

What can we do different?