05x07 - My Super Sideways Sixteen

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Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

What, do you want some chicken?

Yeah!

He's got a bucket of chicken!

Keith, I left a present
on your bed.

Your undies?

Danni is an incredibly
charming person,

so I hope we can connect
on a deeper level.

Professional.

Gary seems to be giving me
the attention

and the banter that I need.

Gary and I may have kissed.

I'm pretty sure Danni
and Gary kissed.

Oh, what the hell?

It's a bit of a gut punch.

Em, can you please give
the transom a good wash?

I still can't reach the bottom.

You're taller than me and
I can reach the bottom.

I don't know what to tell you.

Emma's work ethic
is not all there.

There's no drive.

Andrew is the CEO
of a dental group.

The guests would like
a seafood bash dinner.

We're so excited for you
your wedding coming up.

And so tonight is for you guys.

We have roast lobster tail
and green beans.

I don't enjoy it.

- You want plated for dinner?
- Yes.

I think the dinners need
to be a bit more.

Everybody obviously does it
a little different.

I have never had anyone question

my capabilities in the galley.

I'm trying to help you from
my 11 years of yachting.

Maybe in the two years of
yachting, you know better.

Well, yeah.

I think things are a
little bit last minute.

And I think the dinners need
to be a bit more like elaborate.

I think we're sat in Ibiza,
the sun going down.

And I just want it to be like,

wow, this is the most beautiful
plate I've ever seen.

Which I think you're very,
very capable of doing.

Yeah.

I'm definitely working on it.

I have a track record of general
success and professionalism.

I am actually frequently
called upon

as being the most reliable
chef on the West Coast.

I think he's like,
yeah, yeah, I know.

Like I've worked
on boats this big.

I know exactly what they want.

But if he understood
what they wanted,

I think he'd be able
to deliver it.

To have somebody have a
little glimmer of confusion

about that is new for me.

And they are wrong.

If we can't change
and be a better team, what's...

it just feels pointless.

You do have the most important
job in the boat.

I know that's a lot of
pressure for you,

but we are here to help.

- Um...
- Cool.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

It'll hopefully keep
getting better.

All crew, we'll be arriving at
the port in about 10 minutes.

Orange juice? Okay.

I'm having champagne.

Might as well start packing.

Is that bow
a one-person job or not?

Two-person job?

Okay.

Should we go get
fenders and stuff?

- Thank you.
- Here's champagne.

- Cheers.
- Thank you.

Looks like freshly squeezed.

I think I saw it
coming out of a box.

But, you know,
cute that you thought that.

- Beautiful morning, though.
- I know.

Someone keep an eye on
that starboard side.

I should be okay on
port side myself.

You're going to only have
about half a meter of clearance

on your starboard side.

Pull that stern line in, yeah.

About 3.5 to stop.

Nice one.

That should be good.

Perfect.

That was good, man.

Okay. Vaminos.

Drop off day.

Let's get everybody on the dock
for a guest departure.

Toasty one today.

it, I'm sweaty.

I thought about
taking a vacation.

After this?

The vacation from the vacation?

- See you later.
- Bye-bye.

- Bye. We had so much fun.
- It was amazing.

- Thank you for everything.
- Of course, of course.

- Amazing trip.
- Thanks for joining us.

My favorite chef. Thank you.

Thank you very much.
You guys were great.

This was such
a great experience.

I can't tell you how
relaxed I was on this trip.

I was able to sit on
a trampoline float

and have c*ck fed to me.

So, I appreciate it.

- Oh, thank you.
- This is for you guys.

Thank you very much.

- That's very kind of you.
- And we're very appreciative.

- Thank you, everyone.
- We miss you already.

Keep waving.

I think they're like,
why do they keep waving?

Bye-bye now.

You're going to give us
a "yeah, baby!"

Yeah, baby!

Okay, let's get everybody
changed

back into their
off charter, huh?

Yeah.

yeah, another charter done.

They probably can do
it without you.

So, they're like,
let's let her sleep in.

God, these rooms are messy, eh?

Well, [bleep], you just
get started then.

I mean, don't want to
work late today.

Where's Keith?

Let's do it.

Bye.

All crew, all crew.

We're going to have a tip
meeting in five minutes.

Copy.

You can come closer, I'm not
going to bite you.

All right.
Another charter in the can.

Number four, done, dusted.

And I love the standard
that we're reaching,

but like always,
let's keep pushing.

Gary, great docking today.

That was perfect.

That's how we kind of want
to do it every time.

Moving right along, Daisy looks
like you guys are looking

like a well-oiled machine.

So, great work.

Cloyce, I think you had
a little bit of trouble

with this charter.

For the next charter, I want you
to focus on prepping better.

And I want you to think
outside of the box.

There's a very high standard.

- Yeah.
- Always leveling up.

Exactly. I always want
to keep pushing higher.

I don't think of myself as being
one of those ego-driven chefs,

but Daisy and Glenn's
constructive criticism

is kind of ruining my whole day.

I would much prefer to not
be in this situation.

Awesome.

Thank you very much.

I know you're all
very anxious to hear.

The total tip amount is $22,000.

- Okay.
- Not bad, huh?

That comes to 2,105 euros
per person.

Show me the money!

We pick up the
next charter tomorrow.

So, tonight is a school night.

There you go.

Thank you.

- That one is dropping.
- You need a hand.

- It's dropping!
- Oh!

- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.

Thank you, everybody.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers!

Thank you very much.

- Cheers!
- Cool.

We're going to have a
good night tonight, Dais?

We're going to party.

- Are you excited?
- Yeah. I guess so.

I don't think anyone's
going to argue or fight.

Well, there is always
tension between us.

Oh, yeah, that's not going
to change, but that's good.

- No, it's not.
- Yeah, this is like...

I know you well enough to know.

- This is a situationship.
- off. Okay.

See you later.

Cute.

Daisy, Gary, Cloyce,

can you guys meet
me in the crew mess?

We're going to have a
preference sheet meeting

for tomorrow's charter.

Copy, Captain.

Charter number five.

- Oof!
- Really, that's halfway there.

This is hump charter.

All right, let's get started.

So, Sherry and Phillip Jaffe,
their oldest daughter,

Eva, and her best friend Carson,

their youngest daughter, Alana,
and her best friend, Addy,

and Sherry's best friend
and stylist, Brandon,

are looking forward
to a family vacation

celebrating Alana's
Sweet 16 on Parsifal.

- Alrighty.
- Classic.

In Ireland, we wouldn't
have a sweet 16,

though birthdays are a big deal.

For my 16th birthday, I went
to an Italian restaurant.

I think it was the first time
I got served alcohol.

I'm pretty sure my friend made
out with one of the waiters

in the bathroom.

Certainly wasn't a super yacht.

The guests would like
to start the day

with all the water toys
the boat has to offer.

Okay.

They would like to celebrate
Alana's Sweet 16 birthday party

with a formal white glove
service dinner.

Wow.

So, Cloyce, we have to go

above and beyond
for Alana's birthday.

Okay.

After dinner, Sherry and Brandon
want to head into town

to some of Ibiza's
top night clubs.

They look like a good group,
I think.

Cool. That's it.

Thank you.

Probably about time
we got changed, I reckon?

Don't let your insecurity
push you out like that.

Drinking time!

It's gonna be a
good night tonight.

You can't bring
homework to dinner.

It's not homework.
It's lifework.

- Whee!
- Whee!

- Hola.
- Good evening.

Welcome to Dib.

- Ooh, this is cute!
- Gorgeous.

Very nice.

I'm a hot...

No homework at the dinner table.

If I have to get up and leave,
I will.

Are we doing espressos?

I actually would have
an espresso, I think.

What's that?

I don't know if I'm cool enough.

Go, dab, dab, dab me up.

And then your chakras
it to the end?

That's how you make it cool.

But it has to be super loose.

Whatever this is with Danni,

it's starting to feel
like work and not fun.

Like, the looser your chakra is,

the more, like, the
less you give a [bleep].

Learning that Danni's
kissed Gary,

it's not banter like
it was at the beginning,

it's becoming something weird.

I'm not super keen on it.

You've been in L.A. too long.

Hey, get off it.

Can we get two espresso
martinis, please?

- Pork.
- The mussels.

Can I get the salmon, please?

Thank you.

Wow. Interesting stuff.

- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, wow.

Bon appetit, everyone.

- Where is Chef?
- Chef is freaking me out.

Leave him alone for a second.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

People are looking at me.

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, go.

I like that.

Gary and Keith,
maybe I should move forward,

move better, and meditate.

But I have been known to take

the petty b*tch
route on occasion.

Ouch!

Yeah, it's definitely
much better.

But I'm only here because
I continue to perform

at some base level.

Two charters in a row that suck
and I'm gone.

You'll crush it, bro,
you'll crush it.

I feel like Cloyce has really
taken my feedback on board.

He is really putting
a big effort in.

But like, dude,
put those... ing sheets away.

He pulls out that
preference sheet again,

I'll shove it up his hole.

Hey, guys, I think
it's time to leave.

Let's get out of here.

Thank you so much.

Gracias.

Good thing we don't have
to babysit tonight.

A little bit drunk.
I just want to go to sleep.

Where the [bleep] is my bikini?

I'm going to sleep.

Now I'm going to go make
some squid ink ravioli.

Keith, are we going to the bow?

Yeah, let's go to the bow.

Let's see how this goes.

Don't look at me like that.

I was about to say
the same thing.

You had your chance, mate.

What do you mean
I had my chance?

- You had your chance.
- With what?

Me.

What do you mean with you?

Nice.

These look pretty legit.

Honestly, mate,
I'll tell you right now.

I'll tell you straight up.

If you hadn't hooked up
with Gary...

What do you mean?
It was just a thing, okay?

But it's like, I don't want
to get involved in any weird...

There's nothing going
on with me and Gary.

It was just a... ing whoopsy.

I don't want to get involved

any kind of triangular sort
of relationship?

Oh, man.

Okay.

All right, I'm going to bed.

Me, too.

I... ing hate rejection.

I wouldn't have kissed Gary

if it didn't take you
this... ing long

for you to kiss me.

Whatever. My approach is just...

Move on onto the next
like it never happened.

God, that's embarrassing.

He's a... ing child.

Never met boys so emotionally
dependent in my life.

I have to say goodbye properly.

For those... For how long?

No!

Coming up...

- Why is it going?
- To port, to port, to port.

She still doesn't know
how to drive the tender.

We almost had a crash
in the dock.

Emma is an excuse maker
when it comes to work

and we're quite happy to find
someone that wants to be here.

Her lack of experience
is impacting the team.

For sure.

Oh, [bleep] my life.

Boring.

I feel like a Barbie doll

that's had all its hair cut off

and limbs ripped out
by some troubled child.

Did you hook up?

Honestly, I would not
call that a hook up

if that's what's
holding you back.

- No.
- You all right?

- Hello.
- Hello.

Nothing really.

Cool.

You go down and do the cabins,
clean the bar first.

Have a great day, everyone.

Bye.

So he sat on the bow with me
and he's like,

oh, I'm not getting involved
in a love triangle

and I was like, there is no
triangle to get involved in.

I definitely think there's some
awkward tension from last night.

What, happened?

No, it's just like, like this.
I was like, okay.

So you don't want
to be with Keith?

I wanted to. Now I'm like,
I've got the ick.

He's so insecure and weird.
I just can't.

Danni, I think that's
really mean.

That's not a nice thing to say.

But he's getting upset at the
fact that I kissed somebody.

You didn't just kiss anyone.

You kissed his roommate
and his boss.

Danni, you're going from
one to the other.

I don't think him feeling
insecure is actually that weird.

What do you guys think about
tender driving practice?

- No.
- Yeah.

Got to keep my distance.

- Stop.
- Yes, this.

Let's get started.

Let's go.

Another day. Another dollar.

I get it. But I'm also like,

he's a... ing as*h*le to me

and then I'm must be
the bigger person every time.

Daisy, I don't need
your commentary.

She isn't even aware of half
of the conversations

Keith and I have spoken about.

So butt the [bleep] out.

Looks a lot like
we're baking a cake.

Okay. Coolio, let's go.

It's like a car. Which way you
turn, it's going to turn.

I wouldn't overbalance it

because you're driving
and you're turning

and then you're
turning countering

and it's just you pushing
water left and right.

So the more you do this,

the more you're going
to have to counteract it.

- Yeah.
- To get straight.

Here, you take control.

Why is it going? Honestly.

Don't overcompensate.

It's... honestly.
I'm trying to...

To port, to port,
to port, to port.

I think it's because
I don't get an immediate...

No, you won't have an
immediate reaction

because it's a jet
pushing water.

- So it's got to move that way.
- Yeah.

I normally perform
well under pressure.

I don't think
I'm performing well

under pressure in this instance.

And the more you
overcompensate...

If you panic, bring this down
and put into reverse.

Right? Watch this.

I'll stop the boat.
Now in reverse.

I think having all eyes on me

is throwing me for a loop a bit.

So come in towards this boat.

Keep this course. Keep this
course. Keep this course.

- No, no, no, no.
- Keep this course.

- It's too close.
- Keep this course.

You want to dock there?

See, now we've got 90 degrees
at the boat.

Watch what I'm doing.
Watch what I'm doing.

Now I'm going to,
I'm in forward.

Turning this way.

Now reverse.

Forward.

Now I'm turning the other way

'cause I want to get closer
to the boat.

- Good?
- Yeah.

- Is that stressful?
- Yeah.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

You had three rows of nights.
It's fine. I'll do lates.

Okay.

Operation fuego in full effect.

Oh, [bleep].

Hey, Glenn, can we have a chat?

Oh, I just picked this up.

- Eww!
- A tampon applicator!

- Did I get any on?
- Just stay away from me.

What?

She still doesn't know how
to drive the tender.

We almost had a crash
in the dock.

There's a lot of waiting
and looking around.

And she's having a smoke.
And then she's having a tea.

And then she's out
there on her phone.

- She doesn't get the urgency.
- No sense of urgency, yeah.

She has to understand
that her lack of experience

is impacting the team, right?

For sure.

Emma is an excuse maker
when it comes to work.

There's always a reason
behind it not being done.

I rinsed the boat last night.

Why are we so slow on this tack?

Is she pulling or not?

Emma, Emma, did you get to
the mark on that sheet?

I can't bring any
more out at all.

This is actually
- ing ridiculous.

Em, can you please give
the transom a good wash?

Would it be better from Keith?

Because he's got
longer reach than me.

You're taller than me and
I can reach the bottom.

I don't know what to tell you.
I can't do it.

I wanted to give her
the opportunity

to prove that she
wants to learn.

Otherwise, we're quite happy
to find someone

that wants to be here.

She need a little wake-up call.

- She does need a big wake-up.
- Let's see how it goes.

If we don't see a massive
improvement today,

I'm going to have to start
looking for somebody else.

ing hell.

All crew, all crew.

You guys got half an hour
to be dressed

and ready to go in the c*ck.

Okay, girls, let me go down
to have a check in the cabins.

Nice.

- This mirror just...
- It's so difficult.

I've done it. Some things
are scratched, though.

- Like, for example, here.
- Okay.

Okay, okay.
That looks pretty good.

And this door handle.

Fingerprints on it.

The boat's looking pretty
darn good.

Great.
The rooms look great, girls.

Oh, yeah.

Hoo, hoo, hoo! Let's do it.

- Ready.
- Here we go.

Yeah, baby.
Charter number five. Here we go.

Champagne.
There's eight towels in there.

Here we go, boys.

Let's get to the boat.

Lackas was a cr*cker.

Daisy, you and I.

Perfect day for sailing.

Chicks are 16. You don't know
how to drink at 16.

I'm not in charge here.

I just do what I'm told.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

- Welcome.
- How you doing?

- I'm Captain Glenn.
- Hi, Glenn. I'm Philip.

Nice to meet you. This is Daisy.

- Hi, Philip, I'm Daisy.
- Hi, Sherry.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, sh...

- Hello.
- Hey, I'm Philip.

- Gary.
- Hey, Gary.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

- Alana.
- Nice to meet you.

Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm Danni.

I'm Alana. Nice to meet you.

- Cheers.
- Ching-ching.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I just wanted to welcome
you on board Parsifal.

We got a lot of fun stuff
planned for you.

- Fantastic.
- Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

If you want to follow me
down to the cabins.

Three floors.

Gorgeous.

This is stunning.

So this is the master cabin.

This is so pretty.

Oh, good. My room's ready.

- This is gorgeous.
- Oh, my gosh.

Let's do the spring line in.

Danni? Uh-huh?

Did we just give the
minors champagne?

- No.
- We didn't.

I don't think so.

No, two didn't take.

Our policy is no
underage drinking on board.

- Cool. Okay.
- Thank you.

I'm scared to sleep
on a bunk bed.

I'm not a bunk bedder.

- Okay.
- Not yet.

Not with that attitude.

Seven glasses of
champagne set out.

Okay, time to focus on dinner.

Gary, get rid of both
stern lines first.

One, two, three.

Don't let this drop
in the water, Em.

So am I disturbing you if
I watch the process?

No, not at all.

I have so much energy
that my husband's like,

you cannot have two of anything.

He's very laid back.

I don't want to interrupt
your quiet time.

No, no.

And then I have my
sidekick that I have.

Yes.

I ramp it up and
we're going to clubs.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, you're good to thrust
as like as you like.

Gary, am I going to have
room on the tender?

Yeah, it looks like you got
ample room, there, cap.

Cool.

I want to sail.
I want to go tip.

I want to sideways.
I want to feel the full effect.

She's hoping we fall off.

- Go to the low.
- She's hoping we fall off.

Yeah.

And do you want to talk
me through your menu?

Sure.

First course is gelatinized
tomato tartare.

Then it's going to
be tuna tartare.

Third course is going
to be the squid ink pastas.

I spent my 16th birthday
as a guest chef

for a culinary festival
in Mexico.

I cooked for 450 people
that day.

So then they brought
me up on stage

and had me do a model
walk down the runway.

And then I took a photo
with like

these 30 supermodels
and bikinis.

Fourth course is going
to be a vanilla cake.

Nice.

So I want to make Alana's 16th
birthday just as special.

Sounds good.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Glenn.

We're showing seven
to eight knots.

So we're going to
start putting sail up.

Copy.

So we'll always do the mizzen
first when we're hoisting.

When they're donkey bit
is going in,

that's no problem at all, is it?

- It's just when...
- No, when it's coming off.

Yeah.

You don't want the sail or
the boltrope to pull out.

Yeah.

Hey, going up.

Oh, they're letting
the sails up.

Okay, ladies, we're going
to start the heeling.

Copy.

- Are you ready, big dog?
- No.

Me neither.

That's the first.

Up on the main, up on the main.

That was a good fill, that one.

Yeah.

Sail coming up.

Oh!

I mean, how about
that bed sheet?

So, Genny.

It's just like
a natural dancing.

I don't know.
We can go up. Whoa!

We're heading up.

- Yeah, it looks good.
- Yeah.

Now we're sailing.

Yeah. It's 8.5, dude.

- That's pretty good.
- Yeah. We're cooking with gas.

Ava, you're out of my selfie.

The sail is spectacular.

Don't go too crazy.

Daisy's going to scream
at you, dude.

Oh my God.

- Go damn it!
- I'm like, not trying to slip.

I know.

So we're going
to walk like this.

Do not laugh.

Ah!

We're sailing now, big fella.

- Oh my God.
- This is nice.

The further we go,
the more breeze we get.

- Living the dream, Brando.
- I know.

This is not smart.

Wah!

Mother... er.

I'm here.

- Oh my God.
- I wanna go home.

Coming up...

To be honest with you,
I see a lot of waiting around

and standing, watching us work.

It seems like you
don't really want to be here.

All of a sudden you've
got all this feedback.

that dates back,
it's a bit sh... ty.

I want you to improve.

It's really... ing
hard to improve

when all you see is a snapshot.

This is absolute bullsh...

- It sails well, huh?
- Yeah.

- For a big old girl.
- Yeah.

This is so amazing.

I reckon if we got rid of
that tender, we'd get ten easy.

Okay, I'm getting
changed, honey.

For what?

I've got four wardrobe changes,

and I've only made one
quota since we got on.

Oh, my God.

Where'd our phones go?
Oh, yeah.

It's in my other bag.

Yeah.

- Sherry?
- I'm upstairs.

I have to find Daisy
to give her...

- Okay, let's find her.
- Sweet 16.

- Hi.
- Hi, love.

- I brought some stuff.
- Oh, cute.

- You don't mind.
- Oh, my God, of course!

I'm sure you have
orchestrated stuff,

but I think this is kind of fun.

No, they're super, super cute.

- Can we touch base on tonight?
- Yes.

So, like, just more like
white glove service,

just a little bit more
fancy, darling. Yes.

Is there a chance
we do the dinner inside?

Okay.

What time would you like dinner?

Let's do 8:30.

And then fans. Here's my fans.

- You know gays love a fan.
- Literally.

I have 200.

It already broke.
It already broke.

Ava was such a Teen Wolf girlie.

Yeah, I was. The show, iconic.

They definitely want
everything to be quite fancy.

They want white glove
service from us.

That's perfect.

You know how to keep an
eye on the mizzen?

- Yeah.
- How it comes down?

I know for a fact
Gary's gone over

this same situation with her.

So, we'll always do the mizzen
first when we're hoisting.

When the donkey bit is going in,

that's no problem at all, is it?

- It's just when...
- No, it's when it's coming off.

Davide, just have a quick
look at the mizzen

and then you can come back.

When you're putting that
effort into train somebody,

you've got to see results.

You've got to see
them immediately

applying the things
that they've learned.

- What's going on?
- Back.

Looks good, Cap.

I need someone who picks
up things quickly.

That's super critical.

And Emma's not picking it up.

- Stop.
- Perfect. Thank you very much.

First course, I have the plates.

You'll need a fork.

Second course, just a fork
and an appetizer plate.

Okay, Davide, you can let it go,
let it go, let it go.

Long stay, and it looks
really good.

Main engine off.

Do you guys need sunblock?

We are coming from Minnesota
and we are going to get burned.

Oh, yeah, baby.

I got a spray.

We can just go around and
just stop them.

I'm fine.
I already have my Chanel.

- Okay.
- We're good.

Okay.

It's getting hot in here.

- Yeah, you got it.
- Oh my God!

No, no!

Yeah, you can go.

Oh, that is brilliant.

And I thought I'd go on
the senior citizen couch.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Yeah. No, I love it.

You can start setting up.

Did you want a rinse off?

The shower is just there and
then towels right there.

Thank you.

All right, I'm probably
going to go down.

- Okay.
- Jump!

- Yay!
- Yeah!

Thank you, Gary.

I'll grab it.

Oh, thank you.

I do. Okay, should I?

Beautiful.

You're happy to be here, eh, Em?

- Yeah.
- Are you sure?

Yeah, why?

I don't know, I just,
to be honest with you,

I see a lot of a lack of
urgency around everywhere.

A lot of waiting around
and watching us work.

Like when?

The other day, Keith's
doing all of this,

you standing up there,
watching him.

- Can you give me a hand?
- Yeah.

Now I'm going in there,
putting a shower on,

helping them out here and
giving them towels

and you just standing
there looking around.

I thought they could
see the towel.

I didn't realize that...

And just if I ask
you to do things,

you're like, no, I can't do it.

But then you go for a coffee,
then it's a cigarette,

then it's another coffee,
then it's inside.

I don't drink coffee,
so I don't go for coffee.

Tea, whatever,
but it just seems like,

I'm just saying,
it seems to me that

there's no sense of urgency.

- Okay.
- I mean, I don't know if

you want to carry on working
on yachts after this,

but I mean, it seems like you
don't really want to be here.

I think it's really unfair that
you're putting all this on me.

You've had no feedback
to give me

and then all of a sudden
you've got

all this feedback that dates
back and it's a bit sh... ty.

Well, I want you to
improve from where we are now.

Yeah, it's really
- ing hard to improve

when all you see is a snapshot.

It's just what I've noticed.

And we're all a team here

and it feels like we're
picking up a lot of slack.

And I don't want that to
be the case at all.

That's why I'm trying to
tell you this now

that you can improve
on the urgency

just having the initiative of
getting things done.

- Yeah?
- Noted.

Thanks, Em.

This is absolute bullsh...

How did that go?

I tried to speak in
the nicest way possible,

and then she said I
was being unfair to her.

If I'm saying this
and she doesn't know

where it's coming from.

Yeah, she did
not take that well.

Gary's just come up to me.

He asked me if I even
want to be here,

and then said that he and Keith

are carrying too much
of my weight.

Let's let her simmer down
a little bit

and then see what happens
the next couple of days.

I just feel like it easily could
have been avoided as well

if they'd come to me sooner.

I feel for Emma, and I can
understand her insecurities,

but I can empathize with Gary.

We're running a super yacht,

and we need self-motivators
who have initiative.

I currently kind of feel
like Emma's lacking

all of those things,

and, unfortunately,
because she's lacking them,

she's getting into her own head

because I think
she's aware of it.

I literally just
can't trust them

as far as I could throw them.

Yeah.

- It's a six!
- It's a six!

It's a boy!

Let's try and get this done
the next 15 minutes.

I can't deal.

What do you want?

Tonight, what time do you guys
want to head in at, midnight?

I think that works.

There's four people
still going, yeah?

- No, five.
- Five?

- Five.
- What is this?

It's a puffed rice cr*cker.

They're going to use this
as the cr*cker vessel

to eat the tuna with.

Yeah, baby, Cloyce.

- How you feel, Alana?
- I'm excited.

- It's your big night.
- Yeah.

I'm excited for the food.

Yeah, flew out of
my hand a little.

What is that?

It's a fun thing.

Do you want a try?

Guys, Danni, please, can
we please get this done?

This is crazy.

Okay, she's getting
in trouble, dude.

I completely understand Daisy's
side and why she's mad.

Yes. I'm decorating the table.

You hate laundry, don't you, Di?

No, it's like I have things
to do as well.

Can you come help me?

Or are you just
enjoying your sit down?

Priority in your work

is to have everything done.

Service, decorations,
c*ck, whatever.

It needs to be ready.

So it's not the time
to be having fun.

So it's annoying.

We've got time. We're good.

Well, I want it done, Danni,

so we're not stressed.

- All right.
- You ready?

Yep.

- You look great.
- Thank you.

You do as well.

Yeah, let's go to Alana's
birthday dinner.

I would love this
birthday party.

Me too.

This is... ing epic.

- Oh, I love it.
- Look at this.

It looks so good.

Gosh, this is so pretty.

I know. It's so pretty.

Oh, my goodness.

- I love it.
- Good.

Guys are so creative.

yeah. Let's go.

I get to sit next
to the birthday girl.

That's pretty exciting.

Sh... is going to move
quick tonight.

Can you radio them both, please?

Hey, Danni, Diana,
can you guys come up

to the crew mess, please?

Birthday princess.

Supposed to look kind
of like a flower.

I'd like to make a
toast to Alana Grace.

I'd like to give
you words of wisdom.

I've learned in life it's always
important to take the high road

and enjoy life as it comes

and drop the mic.

- That was good.
- Wasn't that a good one?

- That was beautiful.
- Yeah.

Thank you for
the words of wisdom.

I need tequila.

Have you seen this situation
before, captain?

What's that?

It's a broth of purple cabbage.

And when it is introduced
with acid,

it turns a sick fuchsia color.

Cool.

Going to do that
at table tonight.

Can you put some
white gloves on?

One will pour a bit of this
purple broth onto the side.

I'm very pleased.
He's putting in extra effort.

This is...

- This is special.
- This looks pretty fancy.

So, in front of you, you have
a gelatinized tomato tartare,

three different kinds
of tomatoes.

It's served with a
purple cabbage broth.

And that reacts with
the citrus of the lemon

to create that lovely
fuchsia color.

Oh, my God. This is so fabulous.

- Please enjoy it.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.

This is so amazing.

It's like palate cleanser.

So, five of them are going.

They've already got
tickets at a table.

What time is
the taxi booked for?

Midnight.

Let's let Keith know that he's
going to have to do pickups.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Is that roe?
- Yes.

Marinated ahi
with avocado, tobiko,

served on an edible
rice cr*cker.

I'm going to do the scuppers.

- Chin-chin.
- Chin-chin.

Living your passion.

Staying in your lane.

Don't judge.

- Wow. Look at that.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

I love it.

So, we've got ahi, tobiko,

and an edible
puffed rice cr*cker.

Mm-mm-mm.

Amazing.

Oh-h*-h*!

We're getting bottle service.
We don't want to mix liquors.

- Oh, is that?
- Because then it's a pukey city.

Beer in the clear.

- No, liquor before beer.
- And then you're q*eer.

Something like that, yeah?

If this course goes well,
I'm a happy camper.

Are you coming up
with this course?

Definitely.

Oh, wow. That's super pretty.

Let's do it.

Wow.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Wow.

In front of you,

you have a homemade
squid ink ravioli

and pecorino romano
to finish it off.

Please enjoy.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Well, this will be a first.

I'm excited to try it.

I'm a little scared.

This is so fabulous.

This is actually
going pretty well.

Chef, you've outdone
yourself tonight, bro.

I'm so wowed by this.

I mean, it's just so impressive.

That was my favorite.
That was really good.

This guy can cook.

Sherry is loving that course.

That is good.

That looks pretty.

I knew Cloyce had it in him.

This is what he was
supposed to be doing.

This is fantastic.

Shut up!

Yeah, out me way.

Now all he needs to do

is keep it up for
the rest of the season

and we're on the home stretch.

- Here we go.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear Alana

♪ Happy birthday to you

Love that. Thank you.

Coming up...

Ah, for [bleep]'s sakes.

, that boat's getting close.

Gary, told me to
come wake you up.

Hello!

Thank you, that was fantastic.

Oh, I'm so full.

I got to change
out of this dress.

Changing into our party outfit.

- Thank you all.
- Thank you.

That was so sweet.

Okay.

So we're going to run at 12.

I've got the drivers
number for you.

They're going to
come back at 2:30,

so you can get some sh... done.

Yeah.

Very good, chef. Success.
What do you think?

They seem happy,
so I guess that is.

- Is Daisy happy?
- At least one thing.

Yeah, Daisy's happy.

And I'm going to go
round up the blonde.

That's a worthy goal.

It's kind of a good time
to get on top of everything.

- Okay.
- And see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Got to get in the tender.
Sleep well.

See you tomorrow.

Down here,
I'll help you down here,

because it can be a little...

Ah!

...tricky. Oh, oh, are you OK?

Are you all right?

- I am.
- Hi.

If I skin my knee,
I will be upset.

Yes, I'm fine.

- Are you okay?
- Yes, I am.

Some of us can put one foot
in front of the second.

That was like a crazy move.

Okay, thank you.

All right, Captain
Glenn, wish us luck.

Good luck.

- Okay, Keith.
- Okay.

All right.

What can I get you girls,
anything? Are you okay?

Can I just have a water, please?

Of course, do you want
a water one as well?

- Sure, thank you.
- Perfect.

Okay, good night,
Cloyce, see you in the morning.

Good night, Davide.

This is a little
clandestine, isn't it?

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Pleasure.

I am ready for you.

Okay, let's go, g*ng.

It's a little bit of a squeeze.

So Felix is your cab driver.

He'll take you the
rest of the way.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

We'll see you in a little bit.

Have fun.

Yeah.

- Excuse me.
- Hi.

Hi.

Just out of curiosity, yeah.

Are those filled with helium?

I think they might be.
I'm not 100% sure.

- I don't know how safe this is.
- Yeah, I don't know how.

I'm very sorry if this is
a bad idea.

I'm not condoning this.

Do you think it worked?

I think it worked.

- Keith.
- Hey.

Oh, my God, you got
grandpa glasses.

What a dilf.

Hey, Danni, I'm gonna go
pick the guests up.

Sweet.

- Call me if you need me.
- I should be fine.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

Good evening.
How was your night?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Don't do that.

Oh, my God.

Why?

Yay.

Can you go get Glenn?

Do you want me to go get him?

- Go get Glenn.
- Okay.

Ah, for [bleep]'s sakes.

Glenn, Gary told me
to come wake you up.

There's a boat in front of us.

Puss, man.

Can you get Emma too?

!

Oh, my [bleep],
that boat's getting close.

He's coming.

Go get Emma also, please?

Okay.

Hello!

- Emma.
- Yeah.

Can you join deck now?

Why, what's happening?

- There's a boat in front of us.
-.

, that's close.