05x02 - Tender Bender

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."

You can lick it off if you want.

Keith is a good-looking boy.

Either of you driven
a jet tender?

Not a jet tender, no.

None of you, eh?

I got into yachting
about a year ago.

As women, you get asked,

why aren't you settling
down with a child?

No, let me live my best life.

I prefer the team environment.

I'm not going to do
a second stew.

A whip.

Oh, yeah!



My age is unrelated to my
capabilities as a person.

Wow!
Sh--!

You guys want to move in?

No, I need some space.

Gary made my life very
difficult last season.

He didn't respect
my relationship,

and I'm not looking forward to
having to work with him again.

I needed you.

Yeah, I just needed
time also,

because the things that
you said----ing hurt.

You just left me on my own
trying to figure it out.

Dr. Contessa and Dr. Scott want
to celebrate their anniversary.

- I'm tied up.
- Hey!

What is this guy eating?

Do we count this wrong?
Did we have five left or...

- Do we have five lobster?
- Six.

Can we go on those, please?

- Wait, wait.
- What is it?

- Oh, do you want medium?
- I wanted medium.

He says it's too well done
for him.

Because it sat the whole time.

This whole----ing
thing is his fault.

- It's not okay.
- Hell.

Are they waiting to eat?

No, I told them to start.

Very good.

It's delicious.

Plating. Hot hot.

Okay.

Let's take him, his plate,

and then apologize to
Dr. Scott for me.

Dinner service night one,
and we're in the sh--.

I'm going to be done with my
food before y'all get yours.

It's supposed to be coming.

I've kind of put Cloyce in a
bit of a sticky situation.

But he is a super yacht chef.

You need to be able to
adapt last minute.

That's the job.

There you go.

And yours is coming right now.

Thank you, Daisy.

He was so hungry, he was about
to say his prayers again.

Like, yes.
Thank you.

I mean, it's close.

- You okay?
- I'm great.

He's going to
say that is perfect.

- So you waiting for steak?
- Because it was well done.

Sorry, he made you a fresh one,
so it took a little longer.

- There you go.
- Hello.

Hi.

Hey, sorry for the mix
up on the steak.

But tonight, we have
a seared ribeye

that is served with
a lobster tail.

And then we've also done
a seared red snapper.

- Thank you so much.
- Okay.

When I cook, there's a
different element

of my brain that turns on.

So I'm used to everything
going well

because I plan and
organize as such.

I may look like an idiot,
but I'm not stupid.

I guess I'm just an idiot.

That's delicious.

Glenn, I'm going to
go pick up the dancer.

Okay.

The ladies have requested
a local dance instructor

to come on board and teach
them some sexy moves.

Yeah.

[bleep]

- Dais?
- Yes.

I'll meet you on the
swim platform.

I'll radio when I'm coming in.

- How you doing, dude?
- I'm all right.

I am disappointed with myself
more than anything else.

And that's okay.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

Growth and learning experience.

Exactly.

I think Cloyce,
for such a young guy.

he's got some serious talent.

When I was that age, I was
still a young guy partying.

God.

But he may have a lot
of growing to do.

You don't want to fall
into the good enough trap.

You want your chef to be great.

Hopefully there's not
a next time.

Yeah.

[babbling]

I did that.

Yeah, you did that, baby.

Good evening.

- I'm Ellie.
- Ellie, Gary.

Chef, we are clearing and ready
for dessert when you are.

There you are, mate.
The gift.

I don't know where
they go.

I though you were coming in here
to give me a sweet old hug.

Oh, you want a cuddle?
Come on.

- All day.
- I do.

I love male attention.

It's very refreshing

and actually probably
very new to me.

When I was in university, I was
this chubby little first year,

chasing all the wrong boys, too.

And it was just not good
for my self-confidence.

And then, I don't know,
one day I was just like,

oh, [bleep] it, I went to the
gym and became a cheerleader.

That's probably where
my confidence came from.


screaming at you.

So start going to the gym.
That'll do it, girls.

Ready to go.
Get a bin bag.

All right.

I've made a vanilla white cake
with strawberry lemon frosting.

Oh, this cake is the b*mb.

Oh, my God.

You want to come off
this step here.

Such a roller coaster
of an evening.

Can you show her to
your cabin, please?

- Yeah.
- To get changed.

- Thank you.
- All right, thank you.

Just come to me
whenever you're ready.

For this leather or
lace dance lesson,

there's clothes over there.

They want the crew
to be involved.

What do you think?

I have that exact outfit.

- Don't break it.
- No, it's fine.

How do you put this thing on?

Girls' clothing is so weird.

Do you ever buy things
and think, like,

this is going to take me an
hour to put it on?

This would take me 20 seconds.

Okay.

So whenever you're ready,
we're upstairs waiting.

- She ready.
- She ready.

I'm going to put one
of these on.

Yeah!

Leather and lace going
upstairs.

Oh, everyone looks so cute.

So this is Ellie,
our dance instructor.

So, ladies, should we
start learning how

to do some sexy walk?

- Oh, yes, that's important.
- Let's do that.

You want to have
our shoulders back.

Head up.
Feel confident.

- We want to do a sexy cross.
- Oh, God.

Have the shoulders in.

- Oh, the shoulders, too.
- Yes, baby.

Nice and slow.

[shouting]

Yes!

Yes!

That's you next.

Oh! Oh!

[shouting]

We actually divorced two
or three years later.

I'm straight, but...

Well done!

Did you do a sexy dance?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.
It was the best one.

So beautiful.

[grunts]

[bleep]

- Say good night, guys.
- Good night.

Good night.

Okay, practice what
you learned tonight.

I'm about to crawl to her.

Oh, my God.
I would have helped you.

The two of you are to
work together

and get all the night jobs done.

I'll see you girls
in the morning.

Good night.

You guys understand the basic
concept of anchor watch,

what you're watching
for is dragging.

If you're not sure of anything,
at any time,

always come and get us.

Are we going?
Are you ready to go?

Sweet.
I'll keep going with these guys.

What time are you going to
wake up in the morning?

I'm aiming to be out here
by seven.

I think that's probably
a good plan.

- Cool.
- Cool.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

Yeah, what a beauty.

- Hey, hey.
- Hey, hey.

Woo-hoo!

Had a great time.

No, I mean, I think I kind
of try for sexy all the time.

Because I do have
a lot of confidence.

But in that sense, it's hard.

But I tried it.

- Oh, [bleep]!
- [crash]

- Hey, hey.
- Hey, hey!

- [bleep]
- [crash]

[bleep] I couldn't see sh--.

Yeah.

Puss, man.

Can you... is Everyone okay?

- You guys okay?
- Yeah.

Oh sh--.

I crashed a tender.

I've driven around here hundreds
of thousands of times.

That is the first time
I've ever crashed a boat.

Really?

Not cool.

[bleep].

Jesus.

There's no water in here.

And there's no water in there.

- I'll see you soon.
- See you.

- Good night.
- Good night, mate.

Glenn's not going to be happy.

- Buenos noches.
- Good night, Jace.

Slowly ease into it.

I just crashed the tender.

Into what?

Into a----ing rock.

That was fun.

Gary crashed the tender.

[gasps]

Come in.

Hey, Cap.

I just hit a rock on the tender.

What?

No.

I just scraped down and rode off

and then we could carry
on driving.

No, it's not sinking.

But it was bubbling.

If the tender's got a
hole in it,

it won't sink because it's
an inflatable tender,

but it could
submerge that engine

and then we're buying a new one.

And that tender's
about 180,000 euros.

Yeah, sorry, Cap.

Gary just crashed the tender.

That is so----ing embarrassing.

It's so funny.

If you see it, for some reason,

sitting like a lot lower,
wake me up.

- [alarm blares]
- [bleep]

Beautiful.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

Any dramas?

Not on my side, no.

Still dry.
[bleep] yes.

See you at 2:30.

Did you get some sleep?

I woke up out of a dead sleep

thinking that I had, like,
slept through breakfast and...

Oh, no.

I just wanted to talk to
you about the damage again.

Did you have a look last night?
How do you know how bad it is?

Well, 'cause I could see it
and then

I put my hand in it
and I felt it.

What, you were in the water?

Mmm, no.

Dude, I want to figure this out.

First of all, I want to get
a video of all the damage.

Scratches, dings, dents, whatever.

So let's get some video
of it first.

Thanks, man.

If it's got a hole in the
bottom of the hull,

it will be the end of
the season for that tender.

[bleep] I don't even want
to think about that.

Morning.

Did you hear what happened
to Gary last night?

No.

- Badly?
- I don't know.

[inhales]

Yeah.

Everything looked good
this morning.

Breakfast is pretty
much settled.

No one's awake.

And?

Hardly any damage.

What?

Well, not hardly any,
but what else?

Let's have a look.

Yeah, but that's into the glass.

It looks like, luckily,
this damage is cosmetic.

So it's not something
that's going to impact

the performance of the tender.

What we do can
be very dangerous.

And Gary knows better.

This is not the way we want
to start our season.

Oh, Glenn.

So we're motoring around
to the anchorage.

- outside the beach club.
- Yes.

- Okay.
- Okay.

This is why people
come to Ibiza.

O Beach is the quintessential
of beach clubs.

It's basically Vegas
times a thousand.

So much better than
night drinking.

I want to be in bed by nine.

Back up at six.

- All righty?
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- Good.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

We're going to pick up anchor.

Davide, you could fire up.

Ah.

Anchor's home.

Okay, guys, I'm coming ahead.
I'm coming ahead.

That's a hairy man.

Why did it not make it
down to your toes, though?

I think my toes are probably
hairier than yours.

You do have hairy toes.

[bleep] off.

I'd say I'm typically more of
a relationship kind of guy.

My past girlfriend, we dated
for three and a half years.

It took me a while to get over
that relationship.

Now I'm finally ready
to get out there.

Ready to mingle, yeah.

Such a cheesy line, sorry.

It's quite a hairy boy.

Language.

- How's it?
- Yeah, good.

Yeah. Is everything
all right, Dais?

Yeah.

Good chat.

Good morning, good morning,
good morning.

- Morning.
- Sweet and succulent.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

This isn't too bad, actually.
It's a good spot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you want to do
cabins this morning.

Let her go, let her go.

[thud]

Did you crawl to her last night?

Davide, Davide.
Shut it down whenever you like.

Thank you.

Let's send these out, Daisy.

Here we've got some pastries.

They look delicious, too.

So here we've got avocado toast,

and then these are
smoked salmon,

cream cheese bagels
with pickled onions.

That's amazing.

Chef is on the ball today.

That's good.

[humming]

Okay, so for the day's plan,

we've got a 2 p.m.
booking to go to the beach club.

Would you like a crew member

to accompany you
to the beach club?

- Please, yeah.
- Okay, great.

I'm just trying to bring
as many people as I can.

Oh, no, for sure.

All of y'all can come if
y'all want to.

- I'm done. I'm done.
- Let's go.

All right, you know what?
[bleep] it.

- Both of you girls can go.
- Okay.

Oh, okay.

I'm fine with that.
Are you happy with that?

It's not going to mess
with your flow.

Not ideal. But I don't want
to let them down.

Ten minutes to go.

Tender's on the swim platform.

I don't have anymore like
little socks.

[groans]

He's not my, like,
stereotypical type.

Whatever.

But I've got a soft-spot for
a man, he's like a honey.

Why are you like that?
You're so----ing aggressive.

I know.

Crew, crew.

Who's going to the beach club?
Please go on the aft deck ASAP.

We're on the champagne diet.

Oh, definitely, champagne diet.

All day long.

Just to make sure you don't
crash the boat again.

Yeah, that's the most
important thing, okay?

Hey, guys.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Bye, friends.

Good morning again.

Beautiful face, nice and rested.

Mmm.

Ibiza!

[cheering]

Hey, guys.
Welcome to O Beach Ibiza.

How's it going?
You all right?

Anthony, nice to meet you.
How are you doing?

- You good?
- Yes, sir.

What happens in Ibiza
stays in Ibiza!

Jesus Christ!

Too many cute boys for me to
be in this skort right now.

- What up?
- Thank you, sir.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

What's happening?

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

You grew up in South Africa?

I didn't catch your name, sorry.

- I'm Danni.
- Danni, nice to see you.

- I'm Anthony.
- Nice to meet you.

I won't forget now.
Danni from Durban.

Oh, you got it.

God he's hot, and I want
to party with him.

I work here from...

I moved out at the end of April,

and I'll be here until,
like, the end of October.

I'd go anywhere I can
surf, basically.

You sound so British.

I've been living in London
for the last 10 years.

You sound really British.

What do you think
of any of the girls?

I like everyone.
I think everyone's great.

Like, like, like, though?

Danni's fun.
She's a massive flirt.

Yeah.

No.

- She's a lot of fun.
- Yeah.

Sorry.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm in love.

Coming up...

This season, you're either
in my corner or you're not.

But I'm not sitting
back anymore.

I'm----ing done.

Uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

All right, mate.
See you at 5:00.

I see your fancy toothbrush
in here.

- I saw yours as well.
- I just bought it.

I think you could put yours
on my charger, you know?

Where does your name come from?

I've never heard that name.

It's from England.

I don't look like a Cloyce.

I don't know what a
Cloyce looks like.

Really handsome, you know?

- Okay.
- Medium build.

Cloyce, he is confident.

He's just so not my type,

and it's really cracking me up.

- So, like, every average guy...
- Looks just like me.

Oh, you're calling me
an average guy?

What I have in average
physical characteristics

I strive to make up for in
one or more other areas.

Okay.

It's absolutely bizarre
and random,

but I'm okay with that.

Whatever, not playing the game.

I'm just going to go
have an hour lie down, Cap.

Why do you look like you're
up to something?

I'm not up to anything.

See you.

Oh, he's so hot.

Are you okay?
Can I get you anything?

[phone rings]

Hello?
Hey.

For Hakim and Spencer?

Yes.

What is going on, man?

Hey, do you know where Gary is?
I need someone to drop in these.

You're going to
have to get him up.

- Sorry about that.
- It's okay.

[snoring]

Oh, [bleep].

Is he in the water?

Yeah, he is.

I love them.

Oh, [bleep].

I was just about,
like, being deep there.

Okay, Gary is going now.

I didn't get any sleep
last night.

I'm stressed out
about this tender

and all Daisy can
do is just boss me around

like I'm her little errand boy.

You got my stuff?

Yeah.

- There we go. Hey!
- Which ones?

[yawns]

I'm going to take
a little break now.

[bleep] me, that's a lot
of shots, bro.

My forehead is
getting sunburned.

I need water.
I'm going to die.

Let's go, Ibiza!
Ibiza!

Let's go!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I'm sorry to ask this
businessy question,

but what time do you guys
think that you're going

to want to leave?

We staying.
We staying.

We don't want to leave.

- I'm going to lie down here.
- Oh.

[bleep]

I was just about
to fall asleep

and they woke me up to
take the board shorts.

- [phone ringing]
- Hello.

Hi.

Just letting you know they
are super keen on staying here.

That is absolutely fine.

I will swap you guys out
with a deck crew member.

Thank you.

What a----ing job, man.

Hey, Gary, can you go back
and pick up the girls?

No, she can wait to go.
until we pick the guests up.

I'm not joking.

I was just there.

Okay.

[bleep]
I'll remember that one.

She had the chance to come back
and just wanted to stay.

I'll remember that one,
don't worry.

Cool.

I didn't know that the
guests were wanting

to be at the
beach club all day.

Both girls have been
there for hours.

We've got turn downs to do.
No one has taken a break.

I think it's fair that
we swap the team around.

Don't [bleep] me
around like that. Come on.

Make your plans better.

What have I been saying for
the last five seasons?

When Daisy says jump,
I say how high.

But when I ask her
for something,

- ing World w*r III
is going to break out.

A leopard doesn't
change his spots.

First chance he gets,
he just shows again

what a total d*ck he is.

Give, take.
Give, take.

[bleep] you, I'll do it myself.

I don't even give a sh--.

So----ing uncooperative.

It's unbelievable.

I must go all the way there
to drop board shorts off,

to come back to the boat and
to go back to pick her up.

Don't [bleep] me around
like that.

Come on, make your plans better.

If it's a guest,
then I'll go 100%.

I feel like you and Daisy need
to figure out a way,

because if this is the
first charter

and you're already at
each other's throats...

I'm not at anyone's throat.

You just said no, go
[bleep] yourself to Daisy.

That's ridiculous, come on.

The shoe was on the other foot.

You'd be like,
is she----ing joking?

And now you're going to have
another row.

- Oh, no, I'm not.
- Oh, 100%.

[bleep]'s sakes.

But we don't want to get
on Daisy's bad side.

Prick.

Ibiza!

[cheering]

Let's go!
Yes!

Let's go!

Hey, so the guests,

they want to stay there
for as long as they can.

And dinner will be pretty
much on the fly.

Which freaks me out.

Tonight, we are having a
'90s theme party.

I don't know anything
about the 90s.

I wasn't even alive.

But the guests have
requested Thai food.

I imagine there was curry.

After last night's dinner
being such a sh--show,

I need to make sure that
tonight goes perfectly well,

because I will not be
the first person

getting fired on this boat.

Ay-ya-ya.
Chihuahua.

You want me to go get
one of the girls?

Two of the girls?

- Yeah, right, okay.
- Thank you.

Keith, you're going to go
swap out for the girls.

You'll both come back and
Keith will take over.

- Oh, yeah.
- What?

No, I don't.

Oh!

Hey, let's go.

I have to say goodbye properly,
although it's for how long?

No!

- A couple of days.
- Okay.

- No, tomorrow.
- Maybe.

Hello, ladies.

Okay, okay.

You have a task of looking
after our guest.

Do you want to walk him there?

Yeah, where am I going?

Bloody hell.

What's going on?

How are you guys?

You can meet my boyfriend.
There's my boyfriend.

How are you? Keith.

How are you doing?
You good?

Yeah, I'm Anthony.

I mean, bloody hell.

- Look after him, okay?
- Okay.

Promise me.

- Aww.
- Woo!

- Okay.
- Nice one.

- Bye.
- Cheers. See ya.

Thank you, Gary.

Do you want any shots?
c*ck? Beers?

- Maybe water.
- Just water.

All right, Gary.
I finished working.

Can I go to the party, please?

Yeah, you can.
Do you want a lift now?

Dee, you're going to
be on service.

You are going to do cabins.

But can you set up
dinner, please?

We'll do the '90s theme,
but just for dinner.

- A double anything?
- Yeah.

Okay.

- I think we're ready to go.
- You're ready to go now?

Yeah, we can roll out.

Hey, dude, what's up?

We're getting ready to leave.

Dinner around eight.

All crew, all crew, I'm going
to go pick up the guests.

Dinner for around eight o'clock.

- Beautiful.
- Eight o'clock.

Jesus----ing Christ.

Let's go, guys.

Ibiza!

We just left the dock.

We'll probably be there
in like 10 minutes.

- Good.
- Cap, we made it!

How was it?

Yeah, we made it.

- What is this?
- That's whiskey.

I've been doing housekeeping
for the past five years.

So, I really am trying to go
to service on these yachts.

I have some lemon drops as well,
if you like.

No? Just whiskey.
Okay.

If you have to choose
between cleaning poop

and serving people,
why would you choose?

Whiskey.

Oh, sh--.

- You see?
- You were doing so well.

I was not losing my lip-gloss.

Woo!

Do you still want dinner
in 25 minutes?

- 8:30.
- Let's do 8:30. Okay, awesome.

Please.
Thank you.

I will let the chef know.

This is how I came into the
world through a golden vag*na.

Hello!

Okay, don't k*ll me.
Dinner at 8:30.

Interesting.

As the dinner time for
this evening

continues to get pushed back,

some of my proteins have
the risk of getting overcooked.

The rice gets gummier
as it sits.

They're going to be
perfectly cooked right

at the exact moment
that we need it,

or it'll be so horrible.

As a perfectionist,
this It sketches me out a bit.

Do I seem fine?
Is it fine?

Is everything fine?

I don't know.

Beautiful.

Do you guys need
me to do anything?

Can you tape balloons
to the string?

Want me to tape balloons?

Did you speak to my boyfriend
while I was gone?

Yeah, good guy.

I think you're punching
a little bit,

but like, I think, you know...

- I'm punching?
- Just a little.

I mean, I'm just being
honest as your friend.

That's----ing rude.

You can't say that to a girl.

That's just put me
in a bad mood.

- What does that mean? I'm lost.
- I'm just winding you up.

That I'm punching.

What does that mean?

So, like, above
my playing field.

No, she's not.

Yeah, he's too good
looking for me.

I'm all about banter until
you call somebody----ing ugly.

I did not.

Then I'm like, okay,
well, that's just----ing nasty.

- Oh, my God.
- That's just mean.

Oi.

Are you actually mad?

I've had some sh--
said to me, man.

- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

Yeah, I didn't
mean to upset you.

I'm a girl.
I think that in general...

- Yeah.
- About myself every day.

And so do a lot of
girls in general.

After seeing Danni and Anthony,

I would expect
someone's jealous.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I feel really bad now.

- As you should.
- Fair enough.

- Nobody's on deck yet?
- No.

We're getting into overcooked
rice territory here.

- Yes.
- Amazing.

- Yes.
- Join.

I'm channeling my Hillary Banks.

That's who I had a crush
on Hillary Banks.

- Is that right?
- Yes.

Okay, let's do it.

What would you like to drink?

I would like six shots
of the Japanese whiskey.

Oh.
There we go!

Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza.

Chef, chef,
that is all guests seating.

And that's all cabins free.

[phone ringing]

Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, you all.

Hey, it's Dr. Metcalf.

You know what, I am on location
until the end of July.

Thank you.
Have a good one.

Woo.

Let's do it.

The world is our playground!

[cheering]

- Okay. Go.
- Oh, [bleep]. This plate's hot.

Don't complain.

You want your jacket?

I absolutely do.

- Let's get a long one.
- Yes, here we go.

- How do we look?
- You look great, mate.

This smells and looks delicious.

Look at you guys.

This is like a funky fresh
kind of theme, I dig it.

Yes, yes.

So, it is a Thai coconut curry.

Then you have a
roasted sweet potato.

- All right.
- Awesome.

Dig into that. Enjoy.

- Chef, please, if you could...
- Take a shot with me.

Take a shot with us.

With captain's approval,
we can do anything.

- Thank you.
- Yes.

Shots.

- I'll be back.
- Thank you so much.

Okay, sounds good.

You can go down
to cabins and help.

- This food's good.
- This is phenomenal.

They requested I sip some
Japanese whiskey with them.

I'm going to do
less than a shot.

- Yep, that's fine.
- Hi, friend.

Hi.

Can I rap a song that I wrote?

Yes!

♪ And even regardless,
I'm moving cash ♪

♪ On the way to success.
I'm making stacks ♪

♪ And getting hotter
I'm making magic ♪

♪ I'm like Harry Potter ♪

♪ I'm probably getting hit on
by your daughter ♪

♪ It's like symbol galore
I've been hit on by mamas ♪

♪ One time by a housewife
from those TV dramas ♪

♪ But I don't deal
with distractions ♪

♪ I focus on me hoping
I'll measure up ♪

♪ And accomplish my dreams

♪ Won't sell you the crap,
only sell you the cream ♪

♪ Now, when spiraling down
I'll embrace the burning ♪

Here we go, baby!
Cheers!

I love it.

I did not think Cloyce
as a hidden Eminem.

To you.

I have no talents.

♪ Yo, this mother----ing yacht

♪ In Ibiza...

♪ Rocks

I've been doing showers
like for five years.

This is how you do it.

I know, I just, it's so gross.

Look, there's hair on the floor
and your bare foot.

And I just, I can't.

When did you write a rap song?

I started doing poetry
for a long time.

I don't know.
This stuff just comes to me.

Cooking is not the whole
Cloyce package.

I'd consider myself to
be a Renaissance man.

Let's do it.

I'm skilled at poetry and
archery and dancing and,

you know, a little bit of magic.

And even when absolutely nothing

is going according to plan,

I still always got an
ace up my sleeve.

Here come the dessert.

A warm apple crumble and we made
pina colada ice cream.

- This is divine.
- This is so wonderful.

- All right, enjoy.
- Delicioso.

So tonight, can you pack
the swim platform away?

What time do I need to be up?

Well, we'll see.
Maybe we can dock without you.

- Hey, g*ng!
- Hey!

They said delicioso.

I think that's Spanish for,
uh, it doesn't suck.

And I'm done.

Thank you for everything.
Nighty night.

Okay, sleep well.

So I'm going to bed.

Get me if you need me.

Goodnight, guys.

Damn.

You said that I was punching.

Obviously, I'm going to be a
- ing d*ck to you from now on.

Yeah, that's fair.

That was a low blow.

I thought you were just going
to give it back to me, you know?

Call me ugly.

Even though I didn't
call you ugly.

If it was a flirting attempt,
he's got real sh-- game.

He needs to, like, take a
page out of my book, honestly.

You've got to make it weird.

Yeah, I haven't spoken to him.

Did you see how rude
he was to me?

Yeah.

This is the way he's spoken
to me since charter one.

Yeah.

Since we first worked
together four years ago.

Lack of communication
and just being like, no.

I'm not putting up with
this bullsh-- anymore.

He's----ed me over
every season.

And I'm not being this
weak person

that you're going to
take advantage of.

It's time for me to
protect myself.

You don't listen to me.
You don't respect me.

I----ing done with it.

[alarm sounds]

Oh my God.

- Let's do this.
- Morning, morning, morning.

You could fire up.

Oh...

Get blood flowing a bit.

Gotta get some sleep.

See you in a few.

Morning.
How's it going?

We're not going sailing, then?

Not in this breeze.

Okay, cool.

Thank you.

Cook, my lovelies.

- Hey, good morning.
- How are you doing?

That's ready to roll.

Caramelized banana
French toast.

Are you serious?

Deck, deck, put anchors down
and get lines and all of that.

Copy. I'll call
your distance off it.

About 30 meters off
your starboard quarter.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Roughly a boat length
from the dock.

- Good morning, guys.
- Good morning.

Glenn, we've got about
seven, eight meters to stop.

Oh, we missed coming back
in and everything.

Yeah.

That's what I get for
staying up late.

Starboard spring on.

Get another line on, Gary.

We've got about two to stop.

Copy that.

Hold it. Hold it.

- I am happy on the stern.
- I'm happy on the bow.

Perfect.

- So yummy, right?
- That just melts.

It's yummy.

If you keep clearing, I'm going
to start washing in the galley.

Okay.

- That booty.
- Yeah.

I like to see
you walk away girl.

Back to reality.

- Oh, my God, it's over, huh?
- Back to work.

All crew on the dock for
guest departure, please.

Dais and I at the end.

I don't want to go.

- Thank you so much.
- Bye.

Thank you so much, chef.
You were so awesome.

- Appreciate you, sir.
- Thank you.

This is like definitely
top anniversary trip

- that we've taken.
- Ever. Ever.

- Tamron Hall.
- No, for sure. For sure.

Oh, man.
Wow, look at that.

- We appreciate you guys.
- Thank you. Thank you.

Bye-bye.

You guys keep waving.

What a cute couple, hey?

That was a nice
celebration, huh?

[ship horn sounds]

Ya-hoo!

Bye.

- All right, guys.
- Should we go get changed?

Yep.

Strip the beds.
Clear the crew mess.

- Rubbish.
- Rubbish.

- Covers on.
- Covers.

- Let's do this.
- Good job.

Thank you.

I just would like
to be born rich.

Maybe in my next life.

Aye, aye, aye.

Yes, I think you're good to go.

That looks great.

How did you end up doing it?

Cool.
Thanks for that, mate.

We're going to have a
good night tonight, Dais.

I'm tired.

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everybody in
the saloon for a tip meeting?

Thank you very much.

Copy, deck.

Oh, yeah.

So charter one done.

The guests seem to have
had a great time.

Cloyce, dinner number one.

I think we hit a little
bit of a hiccup,

but I think dinner
number two was much better.

Daisy, these guests
were definitely a handful,

but I think the interior
did an amazing job.

Deck team, I understand that
tender crash was an accident,

but please remember that
safety is, you know,

number one priority.

I can't emphasize that enough.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Finally, the tip, $15,000.

Okay.

And that breaks down to


So thank you very much.
Well done.

I'm not very happy.
Not going to lie.

Thank you so much.

Just enjoy yourselves tonight.
All right?

Well, this is the last time
we'll be friends.

So enjoy it.

It's all downhill
from here.

Well, either [bleep] each other
or fight each other.

So...

Or both.

Well...

Oh, there you go.
Anthony.

He texted you.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, sh--, is this your
shirt you're going in?

- ing doin' his hair,
he's gettin' his hair did.

I mean, it's
the first night out.

Let's not [bleep] up.

I like to feel elegant,
upscale, put together.

And in a position to make
big money moves.

I like to be sexy and
a little mysterious.

It makes people more intrigued.

For example, if I walked
around fully naked all the time,

and people could see
my 12-inch [bleep]...

No, I'm just kidding.

But if you don't know, then
it's like a little surprise,

a little present package that
you don't know what's going on.

- Aw!
- Aw!

Looking sharp.

The wine socks, too.

Love it.

Have fun.

- Okay, guys, should we go?
- Yeah, let's do it.

Let's go.
Crew night out, here we go.

This is cool.

Oh, my God!

The restaurant's down here.

Oh, well, this is
pretty, guys.

Bienvenidos.

Do you want something to drink?

- Margarita.
- Three, please

Can I get the zucchini?

Cod and crème brule.

[phone speaking
foreign language]

Talking about the
margarita, man.

Yo, and a whole chili
in there, too.

That's quite nice.

Here's to a good season.

Cheers to you.

[phone speaking
foreign language]

Sorry, ladies.

I love how Cloyce dressed like
a full American, like dad.

Bless him.
He's wearing cufflinks.

Who do you have your eye on?
Go.

I don't have eyes, really.

- There's four girls, four guys.
- This looks amazing.

Daisy would make
a very good wife.

[laughing]

No? I think so.
She seems like she's got her...

- Go on. Go on.
- She's organized.

She runs a tight ship.

I love it when a lady tells
you how it's going to be.

I think she'd eat him alive.

That's meeting adjourned, okay?

Absolutely delicious.

Who ordered the gazpacho?

How is it?

- It's really nice.
- Good.

Beautiful.
That's perfect.

Are you on night's next one?

Yeah.

- Aw...
- Ooh.

We got to work.

Hey, I'm a professional.

- ing hell.

I keep throwing it at him
and he's not even biting.

Gary, want to go for
a cigarette.

He called me ugly yesterday.

- What?
- Yeah.

- It was a joke.
- It wasn't funny.

I've learned now.
I've learned my lesson.

- Shut up.
- I like it.

Highly recommend you get
your head in the game.

I'm getting my head in the game.

- You----ed me over.
- Never.

You did.

Just warning you.

Don't [bleep] up.

I'm not babysitting
you this year.

You've never babysitted me.

I've always had
your----ing back.

- Yeah, I know.
- You threw me under the bus.

I'm just preparing you.

I will throw you so----ing far
under the bus this year.

You're not in my corner.

I want to be in your corner.

Yeah, but you don't.
You fight me at every corner.

I'm kind of surprised she still
has this hatred towards me.

All I have for Daisy is love.

And she's making it
harder for me.

Yet I still have these
feelings for her.

I'm trying to be
honest with you.

I'm trying to tell you.

No, no, I'm listening.

And I'm letting you know
that this season

you're either in my corner
or you're not.

But I'm not sitting
back anymore.

I'm----ing done.

Next on Below Deck
Sailing Yacht...

Don't come up any more.

Holy cow.
- [bleep] no.

Oh, my God.

You can't leave a
tender banging into the boat.

- ing hell.

Does anyone know where Chef is?

What a----ing sexy day.

- He's over here with us.
- What?

He's here for a purpose.
He's not a guest.

What's he thinking?

Whoo.

Get him back here. Now.