01x03 - Valarbete

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-Hello?
-Hi, my name is Lisa Langås,

-is this property services?
-That's correct.

Great. I'm in flat 402
and my toilet is acting up,

and you were supposed to be here
sometime between 7 and 10.a.m.

It's now 10:15,
so I'm wondering where you are?

We're crazy busy today.
A lot of people are reporting issues.

Hope you're toilet's working out fine.

-But we're handling cases in sequence.
-What?

All fine here, BUT

We're going as fast as we can,

but it's first come,
first served, you know.

No, what the hell?

Roxanne had a small accident
at the old people's home.

And we're running late for the tech-gig.

Many people don't even
have a flushing toilet.

I have to make a phone call,
but I hope you'll be around

and fix this someday. Thanks!

-Yo!
-You can't be late.

Or we'll miss Ocean Prize

and the Prime Minister,
and Roxanne will go nuts.

I'm already going nuts, Lisa.

Yes, and you're on speakerphone,
I might add.

Thanks, Bill. Hi, Roxanne.

What's up? What's the accident?

Just a little mashed turnip-related
incident at the old folks home.

Not a big deal.

Yes, it's big. Okay?

I can't wear this, I look like
some oldie threw up all over me.

I'll bring a blouse. I'm still at home.

I can't wear your clothes, Lisa.

I can't look like a school counsellor
when representing the Party.

Okay.

But you picked up my dry-cleaning, right?

-Yes.
-And there's no toilet water on it?

-No.
-Good, you bring my Ocean Prize dress...

-Yes.
-...and I'll change at the tech place.

The name is Senitech, remember that.

They want you to try out
their software for seniors.

It's the red one, right?

It's sort of coral sunset.

-Exactly. The red one.
-Maybe we should skip this...

-...tech place if we're running late?
-Senitech. And no.

They're to be
our new export driving force.

-Exactly.
-Good.

What else would you expect me
to talk with the PM about?

-The weather?
-Look, Roxy, it's you!

Look! My campaign posters are up!

-Great.
-Stop the car. I need a photo.

No, don't stop, you're late!

-That's your private phone.
-You're right. Drive!

-Okay?
-Go on, drive!

Lisa, you hurry up too.

-I can't do everything.
-Well, I...

Hello?

Hello?

As the election is almost upon us,

we want to share what the Democratic
Coalition Party can do for you...

Margareta. So if you...

Hello? That's a no, then.

I hate cold-calling strangers.

You're great at it.

Sure. That was the 27th person
who hung up on me.

-Why aren't you calling?
-It's 10,000 names.

Let's just say we did the whole list.

But it's our job to at least try
to reach out with this information.

Too bad that people hate DSP.

-Or me.
-Yes.

The information I want to share is that

-I need coffee. You?
-No, thanks.

There must be
a more efficient way to do this.

-She does resemble a pig.
-Yes.

-Bill, look, Saga and I made a "may-may".
-May-may?

-Mi-me.
-That's meme.

-Okay?
-That's Elsa Falk as a pig.

We made it with... What's it called?

Pigify.

-Pigify.
-Pigify, yes.

We're here!

-I have to get out first.
-But it's...

-Here, take this.
-Oh, okay?

-Hurry up!
-Why did we park so far off?

-It's a pedestrian zone.
-So what?

Hi! There you are.

-Find a toilet, quick!
-Welcome to...

Bill Nyman, Ministry of Welfare.

Mattias Ekberg,
one of Senitech's founders.

You make some kind of
high-tech stuffed toys?

Yes, this is a therapeutic companion robot

-for seniors.
-Right. Cool.

They provide socio-psychological
support to elderly people suffering

-from Alzheimer's.
-It's cool that it moves.

Let's chill for a while,
and an adult will be along soon.

-Where's Roxanne?
-Speak of the devil.

-In the ladies room.
-Okay. Here.

-Hi!
-Mattias Ekberg.

Of course. Lisa Langås, Press Secretary.

-It's a seal to fight Alzheimer's.
-Wow.

Cool! The minister will
be here any minute,

so why not start
your presentation for us in the meantime?

-Let's go.
-Okay.

-Is that okay?
-Sure.

-I've done it!
-Done what?

Have a seat!

Hi! The election is almost here, and we
in the DSP are counting on your vote.

To learn more about
how our politics can benefit you,

-please visit our website.
-What am I listening to?

Have a super, great... day!

I improvised that last part.
But that message

will reach 10,000 people today.
The whole list!

All thanks to an automated calling system
I found on el Internetto.

-What, we won't have to call?
-Right!

There's nothing against it
in the campaign strategy,

and it goes under
the budget for "computer technology."

-You think of everything.
-I do.

Let's take a long lunch.
We deserve it. Come on.

Yes, let's do that.

Vote for me. Vote for me.

-This meme looks great.
-The Elsa-pig?

-You're like some tech minister.
-Am I?

-Yes.
-Let's send it to Lisa.

-She'll have a heart attack.
-Serves her right.

Send it from my phone.

Naughty me!

-Can I borrow your phone for a bit?
-Sure.

-There.
-Sorry we're late.

The nursing home was pure chaos.

-Okay.
-Remind me never to get old.

Senitech is about technical solutions

-to help elderly in everyday life.
-Alzheimer seals.

-Give me your hand.
-Sure.

This is an intuitive omni control,

allowing you to control all your devices.

-How exciting!
-Yes. There.

The omni control is connected.

Yeah...

-Now you can control your email...
-I see.

...your calendar, web browser.

You just opened an email from Roxanne.

Vote for me.

Is that Elsa Falk?

No, it isn't. Okay...

You can turn this off now.
I get how it works.

Lisa, I think you just sent that.

-What?
-You sent...

Henrik Fransson. No!

No!

Can you turn that bloody thing off!

-I'm doing it.
-You take over.

-I have to fix this.
-Is that wise?

What? You wanted
more responsibility, here it is! Okay!

-Hurry!
-Yes. There.

Thanks!

-Don't f*ck this up!
-I won't.

Not f*ck it up...

Can we unsend that email?

-What?
-Cancel the e-mail?

No.

-Henrik, hi!
-You're in a good mood.

I got kundalini class. What do you want?

Yoga! You're at a yoga place?

-You're not at the office?
-No, at Grand Central.

We have wellness class twice a week.

That's what you get
when you pursue proper health policy.

Hey, how long is wellness class?

-It's 55 minutes, why?
-Okay.

I was thinking of starting myself.

-Kundalini sounds like fun.
-Okay?

I guess I can send you a link, but later.

-No phones during class.
-Wait! Are you turning it off?

Insta, e-mail, everything?

Everything, and I'm doing it
in three, two, one, bye.

Okay. Bye!

Wow!

This is unbelievable, Mattias!

Great for the seniors.

Yes, Bait is one of our
most popular VR-products.

A recreational outdoor experience,
even for those with reduced mobility.

I hate this.

You can share it with you caregiver.

-I'm getting carsick.
-Stop whining.

So now I'm going fishing?

Yes, grab the controls
as you would in real life.

Are you recording, Saga? Let's send it
to Björn. He says I never catch a fish.

-Let's put it on your Insta too.
-Sure.

-Nice!
-Okay.

I caught one! How do I reel it in?

Just pull the rod to you.

I hope it's a dolphin.

You need an access card to get in here.

I do have one, but not for this door.

-It doesn't matter.
-I'm a press secretary. Here's my ID...

...which I don't seem to have on me.
But I'm a press secretary,

for real,
to the Minister of Welfare, okay?

It's an emergency, and I need to
reach Henrik Fransson ASAP.

And I must ask you to leave.

What are you doing? Didn't you hear me?

I get it, I get it!

BILL:
Hi, Roxanne fell, but she's okay.

But her dress ripped.

What should we do?

Stand still, do nothing. I'm on my way.

-Excuse me, is this yours?
-What?

-Lisa Langås?
-Yes. There it is. Yes. Thanks.

Thanks.

-Are you all right?
-No, I mean yes.

What can I say? I accidentally sent
Henrik Fransson a picture of a pig.

So now my boss will be fired.
Or rather, I will be fired.

Which may be good,
then I can fix my toilet

and not pee in a vase the rest of my life.

Now I must go and see
that my boss will not be naked,

trying to impress the Prime Minister.

If I make it on time, that is. Anyway...

Hey, listen, what...

-Hi, Nicklas.
-Hi.

So, how's our robo-caller doing?

Let's take a look...

While we were gone
it made 1,347 phone calls.

-Amazing!
-To...

...Lars-Olof Bengtsson in Arninge.

-No, no...
-What do you mean, "No"?

-It only called Lars-Olof Bengtsson!
-What?

I must have forgotten
to tick a box or something.

Calm down. We'll fix this...

-We'll just call him.
-We did!

Exactly 1,347 times!

Oh, wow. Well...

-You're all sideways.
-I have to hold my pants up.

Roxanne got my belt with Lisa's clothes.

That's what you get for
trying to k*ll her with a wheelchair.

-Maybe you could put make-up on it?
-I did!

Yeah, it looks much better.

No, it doesn't.

-Where's the PM?
-There's Kaminsky, at least.

That would be the Ocean Prize winner.

-Yes, sir, I know.
-Okay.

Pingu and family
grace us with their presence.

For now.

-I just wanted to...
-I'm going to the loo.

-You take over a bit.
-What? No!

-He's here.
-Mikael?

-Yes.
-Oh, honey,

you were bound to run into
each other sometime.

But why today of all days?
Today is the worst.

Surely not the worst.

Mom, you're not listening.

If I don't get fired for the pig email,

I'll get fired when they find out
that I'm one of Wahlström's old hook-ups.

You won't be, and it's not
against the law to fall in love.

No...

If anyone should get fired, it's him.

How could I be so f*cking stupid?
I'm ashamed.

Don't say that.

This is my second breakdown today.

I only have time
for one breakdown per day.

In that case,
I have some time-efficient news.

Oh?

I chose express delivery
for your name day present.

Wow, express and all? I'm impressed.

And expensive. You can
swish me half the delivery fee later.

Absolutely. What is it?

Did you just ask what's in
a very secret package?

Yes, I can't handle
any more surprises today.

Well, it's not anthrax anyway.

What a shame.

Like that fish... What's it called?
What's the English for "torsk"?

-Try "fish"?
-No.

-Haddock, could that be right?
-No, that's from Tintin.

-Bill!
-It's loading...

-Kodd?
-Cod.

In Skåne, "kodd" means pecker.

-See you later.
-I want something to drink, too.

That went... She might need
an introductory course in English...

-I was right. It's a dace.
-Lisa! Just the one I was looking for.

Henrik...

This is my new hot assistant, Josef.
Why don't you...

Josef Bierman, political advisor to Elsa.

-Lisa Langås.
-About that email...

-It wasn't intentional!
-Lisa, I sent you two

beginner courses in kundalini
that I can really recommend.

The first is a trial, so it's free.

That should suit a socialist like you...

And don't go to Yoga Mania on Söder!
They're all a bunch of stoners.

-I see.
-You look like you could use some yoga.

Yeah...

You two chit-chat for a while,
Papi has to go pee.

Before you say anything,
I erased that email.

What?

Not the yoga email...
Roxanne's pig email you sent to Henke.

How?

I sit next to him at the office,

-and his inbox was already open...
-What? Wait a minute...

-Why?
-Why? Well...

It was an email sent mistakenly

that might have caused a disaster, so...

-...I didn't think you deserved that.
-Okay.

-Thanks.
-It was nothing.

No, it really wasn't.

Sorry, I thought I kept track
of the New Conservatives...

Why don't I recognize you?

I worked for their West division
until a month ago.

Then I got this easy gig working for...

It's mostly fun to be in Stockholm.

Going on escalators,
eating with utensils...

Venice of the North!

The West Coast isn't impressed
with the Baltic...

Don't say that here.

If you like, we can get together
and you can show me around?

I've really only been
around the Parliament House.

Exactly. Right now...

might not be the best time.
But thanks for saving my life.

Hi, Lars-Olof! He hung up.

Hardly unexpected.

He's heard your voice
thousands of times these past hours.

-Give me that.
-What?

There. And now...

...call him.

Hi, Lars-Olof. Don't hang up!

Yes, I'm also calling
from the Democratic Coalition Party.

I understand, I really do.
What a terrible experience.

But I see no reason to involve the media.

Lars-Olof, please. Is there
anything we can do to make it up to you?

I see.

Call a cab. We have to go to Arninge.

Yes, we're on our way.

Where were you?

-Stop laughing. Come on!
-Right.

That darn Mikael Wahlström.

I'll bet Kaminsky likes him more than me.

-No.
-Yes! He called me Pingu!

-And where was the PM?
-He had to leave. We were late.

I know, but why were we late?
Where were you all day?

-What do you mean?
-You can't just vanish

left and right
like some Harry Potter-type.

This is important!

-Sorry, I...
-No, you must step up your game

-for this campaign to turn out well.
-Right.

Good, then it's settled.

I'll take this home and wash it for you.
Or Björn will,

and you can toss
everything you're wearing.

Good talk.

YOU'RE A STAR!
MOM

Hi, Agnieszka!

I'm Berivan Rostami-Lennartsson,
calling from the Democratic Coalition.

Since the election
is just around the corner...

Lars-Olof, how do you clean cast iron?

...we want to find out
what we can do for you?

What? Hello? No.

Let's call Alexandra instead.
Aren't we having fun?

Together.

Hi!