04x16 - Boat Load of Throuples

[bunniefuu]

This is a trust exercise.

Gary, I swear to
God I will catch you.

Chase is going to catch him.

Go.

Last charter of this season.

Brad is Ray’s husband.

Nic is Brad and Ray’s boyfriend.

This trio are a throuple.

He’s just a garnish on top.

What?

Stop.

What the?

Gary is a desperate man.

He’s going under.

What?

Where’s Mads?

I need to go and have a
chat, ’cause that’s rank.

Why?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Well, I’ve got to speak,
because I think that’s pretty gross.

You can’t say that to a girl.

Why not?

I’m mad at Alex.

How does he find out
that she’s on her period

when I’m the one
licking her vag*na?

Haven’t I got the right to know?

You know how does...

How...

So...

I actually don’t get it.

Anyway, whatever.

What the , man?

Oh, my God.

I don’t understand
my life right now.

How the does this
become the topic

of conversation this morning?

Colin and Gary are the
largest gossip queens in history.

I literally can’t
tell them anything.

That’s so accurate.

It won’t be a secret for
the next five minutes.

Oh, my God.

Act professional, Gary.

I’m so over this.

I look like a... ing idiot.

What’s going on?

Clearly, I had to
go ask her, brü.

Why?

Why would Alex say that?

How would that come
up in conversation

unless they were hooking up?

Oh, I know why Alex said that.

Why?

Because he was
laying on me last night.

Why are boys so dumb?

Why didn’t you just calm down

and just... ing talk
to me first about it?

What’s done is done now.

...ing ridiculous.

I don’t even want to
show my face to her.

It’s unbelievable.

I’m going to get some
more... aw, provisions.

Ugh!

All crew, all crew.
Provisions are on the dock.

Copy.

Whip it good.

Look at that.

Everyone with their radios
out here ready for provisions.

Shut up.

Ah!

For the guests.
Nobody... ing touch it.

Even the cereal?

Yes, even the cereal.

Aww...

That’s it, eh?

Thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, we’re
going to get out of here.

Guests arriving by
tender at one o’clock.

On day one, the
guests would like to jump

right into using
all the water toys.

We’ll go and set up at anchor

and we’ll have to come and
pick them up in the tender.

You want me to fire up?

Yes, please.

That’s in there.

Sir, that’s not an apology.

I just...

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

If you guys are ready, let’s
get out of here, it’s 11 o’clock.

Copy.

One more charter.
One more charter.

And I’m done with all of it.

Thanks for making the Mads
period thing a... ing issue.

Jesus Christ.

What the?

But I forgive you.

I can’t even deal
with this... ing boat.

I don’t know what his deal is.

I am over everyone this morning.

Gary comes up and he
goes, are you on your period?

He’s like, well, I would
have thought that if you were,

you’d have the decency to
not let me go down on you.

And I’m like, you would know.

I’m in shock.

You can drop whatever
lines you have left back there.

Let me know when
they’re on board.

Yeah, thanks.

Just got to survive under
his reign for four days.

The only reason I haven’t

is because I had
respect for the guy.

If I would have put out
the slightest bit of effort,

he would not be getting laid.

But now it’s like.

Maybe.

Oh.

Stern lines clear.
All stern lines clear.

Copy that.

Do you want to do now, Chase?

It’s my time.

That doesn’t really matter
because quite frankly

I’m very happy to not see
Alex for the whole... ing day.

He can go cause his dramas
on the... ing night watch, really.

I don’t know if you need
to take him off day watch,

- because that’s pretty...
- That’s c*ck.

Yeah, that’s pretty harsh,
but please don’t involve me.

This toilet needs to be done.

Looking good.

You guys need two
people to push one button.

Shut up.

Alex, you can get
fenders and lines, brü.

Colin, you’ve done that
by yourself millions of times.

What do you think the
throuples gonna sleep?

One of the twin cabins.

They’re all boyfriend
and girlfriend.

So, basically, they
got bored of each other.

I’m way too jealous and
insecure to ever do stuff.

Oh, my God, I couldn’t do it.

Anchor’s home, anchor’s home.

Copy anchor home, thank you.

Is Gary good?

He seemed pissed at
you for some reason, dude.

Dude, for what?

- Can you give this a dust?
- Yeah.

These lamp shades and
this and that one as well.

Yo, are we square? Are we good?

Oh, you’re talking to me?

Yeah.

No, bro, I don’t know why the

you just want to cause drama.

What you said to Colin, like,

that time of the
month type thing,

to try and get a
reaction out of me?

- I don’t know.
- None of that was said to you.

Yeah, but then I’ve
got to go and ask her

and then I look
like a... ing idiot.

Well, no, you don’t
have to ask her.

Why would she tell you that?

’Cause I went and asked
her and she said no.

Bro, that’s not me.

That is not me.

What an incredibly,
like, disrespectful,

selfish and immature
way to deal with this.

She literally, I said
"you look bloated"

and she’s like,
"yeah, I’m bloated

because I’m on my period."

That’s all the conversation
that happened.

There was nothing
about you in trying

to start drama or anything.

God.

It doesn’t need to perpetuate.
It doesn’t need to continue.

Foolish.

It just goes to show
Gary’s leadership style.

It’s dysfunctional as.

It’s toxic as.

What a... ing mess.

The emotional maturity
of a three-year-old.

Okay, you’re happy
with the bow where it is?

Yeah, it’s perfect.

All right, let her go,
let her go, let her go.

Chase, do you want to
do the swim platform?

That feels like a
good bite to me.

What do you think?

I think we’ll be fine.

Sweet. Thank you
very much. We’re done.

That’s main engine off.

Wow.

So clean you could lick it.

Okay.

Put as much sh...
out there as you can.

Guys, I smell like
chicken nuggets.

And then I don’t know
why Gary would say

that so... ing crudely
and disrespectfully.

- It’s super... ed up.
- Yeah.

Bye.

All crew, all crew,
we’ll be picking up

the guests in 20
minutes. Thank you.

Yeah, copy that.

Time to get changed.

It is our last charter
of the season.

Yeah, baby.

Everything looks good.

- You ready?
- I’m ready.

Let’s find our hot deckhand.

Oh, yeah.

He doesn’t care.

- Hello.
- Hey, guys.

What’s up, man. How are you?

- I’m good. Gary.
- Todd.

Todd, Chase.

This is a fitness
convention. You guys.

Yeah.

You guys are shirts off next.

- Yeah.
- Together.

Cool.

I don’t know. Not with
this uncle bod, I tell you..

I can fix it.

Yeah.

Or do you think they like take
turns like with the boyfriend?

That doesn’t make sense, like,

the marriage and
then adding a third,

then that I would be jealous of.

Right.

But then that’s just
a threesome, isn’t it?

Copy that. Thanks, mate.

Okay, let’s get
everybody in the c*ck.

me.

Hi, welcome.

- How are you doing?
- You look good.

You want to take
your shoes off there?

I don’t know, the
teak might be a bit hot.

I really want them to be nice.

So we brought a bag
of shoes for nothing.

Hi.

- Hi, Colin.
- Todd.

Nice to meet you.

Lucy, I’m Grant.

Hello, Ileisha..

- Mads.
- Mads, I’m Brad.

- Pleasure meeting you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Bless you.
- There we go.

The Lord’s work
right there, Mads.

Well, welcome to Sardinia.

Thank you.

We’ve set everything
up so you guys can

get straight in the water
and play with the water toys.

But just before you do,
Daisy’s going to take you

for a little tour on the boat.

- Cheers.
- El Capitan.

You guys are grabbing bags.

Grabbing bags, we’ll come
back and meet you here.

Over here we’ve got
the sun deck, a hot tub.

Wow.

Every mother deserves a g*y son.

Down here we’ve
got the main saloon.

A nice seating area.

And of course the bar area.

Mm, liquor.

If you want to follow
me down the stairs...

Down here we
have two twin cabins,

which are exactly the same.

I’m not sure of the
sleeping arrangements.

We’re giving this lovely
throuple the master suite.

Oh, wow. That way they can fit.

Nice.

What do you reckon
they got in these bags?

This one’s a dead body.

...ing is, there’s no
way this is clothes.

Make yourself at home.

We can get ready for water
stuff if you want to change.

Hell, yeah.

What’s the thread
count for the sheets?

Oh, my God.

Sweet Chase, you can go down.

What’s up, what’s up?

I’m coming, I’m
coming, I’m coming!

Boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom.

We brought our own music.

What are these?

- Beef filet brioche sliders.
- And the brioche is homemade?

Yep.

- Can we do...
- I need six shots of tequila.

Six shots of tequila, okay.

Are you guys late-nighters?

We are sun risers,
we’re not late-nighters.

You mean out-til-the-sun rises.

Woo.

Beef filet sliders with
homemade brioche

and homemade tomato chutney.

That’s exactly what
we were asking for.

We were saying some real
food in between the food food.

Okay, so I got that out.

That’s actually quite good.

Now, I’m like, whoa!

Yeah.

Danke.

I think it’s the same.

It’s just, like,
different dimensions.

Well, every one of us went
for the big one, all at once.

Yeah.

Just, hey, boys, cheers
to an epic charter.

- Cheers to a wonderful trip.
- Yeah.

I hope so, because
it’s ...ing hot out here.

All right, the party can start.

I want the unicorn.

Is there boom swing yet?
Is that what you guys want?

Hell, yeah, I want a boom swing.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Alex.

These guys want a rope swing.

Oh! Oh my God!

Great job!

Sail!

Maybe we try it from the back.

How many meters
deep is it? Eight?

Uh, yeah, it’s
about eight meters.

Okay, I think you’re in.

I’m gonna put her phone back,
so I don’t lose this in the water.

Run, at the end, just let go.

See that?

- Okay, son of a...
- Attaboy.

Okay?

The current is
strong where we are.

There’s no barriers,
there’s no windbreaks.

I need to act pretty quickly

before this becomes
a open water rescue.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh.

You almost made it to the beach.

Perfect. Let go!

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Ah, dude.

Okay.

Oh, gosh, you okay?

You had an adventure.

Ah!

Perfectly graceful.

Oh, my God.

Ah!

Go!

- It’s amazing.
- You did the rope swing?

- That was wonderful.
- Good job.

Are we just standing here?
You think they’re coming back?

I don’t know.

Yeah, of course.

Mind if I join you?

Thank you.

Is this rinsed?

Yeah, that one’s rinsed.

You heard about this whole
...ing Gary Alex debacle?

It sounds so dumb, dude.

Gary asked me this morning.

He’s like, you wanna
be on day shift?

I’m like, what?

He was gonna put Alex
on night. To punish him.

Because he didn’t wanna see him.

Look, I’m sure Gary feels
really embarrassed right now,

but I don’t feel
bad for the guy.

The immature way that
he deals with conflict

is exactly what got
him into this mess.

You can’t let it consume
your work life like Gary does.

I don’t know that I’d
ever try to hook up a girl

after she hooked up with Gary.

I’m doing it.

What?

I don’t know, man.

I think you should
go see your doctor.

Oh.

Yeah, what would you like?

Sure.

Yeah, sure.

Thanks, Lucy.

All right, the party can start.

Yes, it can.

Yeah, cheers.

- Yeah, a little more.
- A bit more?

Yeah. There we go.

A little more olive juice.

These guests are drinking
like water’s running out

in the ocean.

I just want normal nice guests.

Just enjoy the sea.

But no, here we are.

Sh... .

Um...

Okay.

Can we get six shots of tequila?

- Yeah, sure.
- Merci beaucoup.

- Scooch.
- I can’t.

I meant in.

Everyone scooch in.

I can’t scooch in.

Oh.

- I got stuff under my legs.
- Sorry.

Tequila!

- Sorry.
- Thank you.

- Honey, she was busy.
- She is busy.

No, she has the staff.

Cheers, q*eers.

Yeah.

- They’re psychopaths.
- They’re psychopaths?

- Yeah.
- Au revoir.

Au revoir, Peewee. Au revoir.

It’s insane.

Are they getting... ed up?

Yeah, they’re pretty hammered.

You’ve always
been sincere though.

- You have.
- No, but...

What?

You literally just
threw half your drink.

Thank you.

Do you want more
olive juice, baby?

No.

He’s hungry. He’s having lunch.

He’s having lunch.

I can’t drink the martinis
without the olives.

I have to eat them as they go.

He’s got to eat as he goes

with the constant
flavor, flavor, flavor.

- How’s their mood?
- Drunk.

Drunk?

Yeah, they’re drinking a lot.

Ugh.

, there’s so much to do!

- And so little time.
- And so little time.

Story of my life.

You’ve got five guest
meals left, Cheffy.

I know. I can do it.

We’re going to try
and give them a sail?

- Yeah.
- You can start picking up.

Colin, Colin, can we fire up?

Yeah, copy that.

Agh!

Uh, all crew, all crew, we’re
gonna start putting sails up.

As soon as Alex gets up,

we can start getting
the mizzen out.

This wind is crazy.

Are we sailing or
are we on motor?

Um, they are raising
the sails right now,

so if you guys
want to set up there,

- We’ll meet up there, yeah.
- To see it all happen.

What’s wrong, boo-boo?

Stop there.

You want to eyeball the main?

Amazing.

Here’s your double espresso.

Oh, yeah.

You got a little
sleep there, yeah.

That looks good.

Hey, coming out on the genny.

- Here we go.
- Oh, yes.

Got some good wind.
It’s gonna be a good sail.

Yeah.

Okay, that’s main engine off.

All right, let’s do this.

- it.
- Need help?

Yeah.

This is out of this world.

me.

Oh, my God, this
is burning hot here.

Give me something to grab.

Coming up...

Get out of the room
or get off this boat.

The first moment I see
anyone getting aggro,

they will be
getting off the boat.

You’re clear on that?

There is nothing
to be clear about.

Dude, you’re
getting aggro to me,

Yeah.

- This is the best.
- This is the best.

That’s good.

Amazing, huh?

Is this hot here?

Yeah, really hot.

- Here, here, here.
- Burning.

It’s on full.

Excuse me, guys.
Still going sideways.

- You good?
- Yeah, thanks, Chase.

Oh, man.

Huh? No, we’re
gonna put these away.

Okay.

Jesus, this nearly
went overboard.

Come forward a touch.

- Forward?
- Yeah.

You’re good, Glenn.

How you doing, pretty lady?

Almost... ing done.

Hey!

You can drop, Colin.

One of you want to get
into your blacks real quick?

Okay, I’m gonna shut down.

Yep, go for it.

I wish I had... ing style.

I like your style.
Simple, clean.

- It is very simple.
- Hot.

You stop that.

Get me all fired up.

Is it family style still?

No.

Are they all asleep,
do you know?

I figure some of them
are sleeping, yeah.

- No.
- Yes.

What are you even arguing
about? You’ve got two boyfriends.

Hi. Sorry, we have all
your clothes for you guys.

Of course.

If it’s an example of
being in a throuple,

stay me the away.

Get over yourself.

Is this what they
requested, Amazon?

Yeah. Glamazon.

Glamazon.

- Bro, that was wild.
- What?

Delivering the clothes, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Oh my God.

They, the throuple
is like, arguing...

Are they getting aggro?

Like, are they going to fight?

I don’t know.
Like, it was weird.

This is the last charter of
a very long, tough season.

I just want happy guests to
enjoy themselves and relax.

I don’t need a spat.

If you guys see anything
weird, let me know immediately.

All right.

This is thong and wrap.

Looks good. Shall we?

- We shall.
- We shall.

Is it?

How are you doing for dinner?

Would you like to sit down?

- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah?

Okay.

Toddy.

- Oh...
- Thank you.

You’re welcome.

- Throuple.
- Throuple.

The truffle.

It makes no sense
to me whatsoever.

Well, so it begins.

Nice. That was a good one.

Ileisha, they’re sitting down.

- They’re sitting down?
- Yeah.

Drunk fighting
guests is not ideal.

But this is my last charter,

and I have put a lot
of hard work into this.

You’re going to enjoy this.

- Are you going to come with us?
- Yeah.

You’ve got to be very careful
because it will ruin underneath.

So, did everybody like
my unicorn ride today?

- I didn’t get to see it.
- I didn’t get to see it.

We untied her and let her loose.

She wanted it.

Yay, food, I’m dying.

Oh, I didn’t know what
we were gonna do.

So, for this course, we
have avocado mousse,

whipped feta, and caviar

with Sardinian toasted bread.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

It’s delicious. Thank you.

Everybody loves caviar.

It’s so funny. I can’t spell
caviar, but I love to eat it.

Mads.

What?

You’re lying.

Look at it.

Oh my God. Look.

The flavor’s delish.

Ileisha, we’re about to clear.

These lucky mother... ers.

Oh, you poor thing.

That one, okay.

Okay, guys, let’s go.

For tomorrow’s workout.

We have requested a
workout with the crew.

Oh, perfect.

I love that journey for you.
We will be having mimosas.

All right, here we go.

Oh my gosh.

This is not big enough.

Yes, thank you.

For this course, we
have bone-in ribeye,

roasted parsnips, and
a confit garlic puree.

- Enjoy it.
- Thank you so much.

This is what I call vacation.

What’s a parsnip?

It’s kind of like
a mix between...

- Potato and parsley.
- Just think potato.

Ew. Stop.

Oh, help me, Daisy, I can’t.

Oh my God.

Stop.

Oh, no. No, we were just
doing people watching.

- No.
- Yeah.

We were doing people commenting.

We were just noting the
amazing amount of people

that don’t have
mirrors in their house.

You have to get the backstory.

What was it?

It’s very large people
in very tiny clothes.

No respect for
others around you.

That’s what it is.

I don’t give a sh... .

If they’re happy and whatever,
just mind your own business.

But at the same time...

Then you give them a
high-five for being themselves.

But at the same time,
you would not them.

That has nothing to do
with them being themselves.

- Yes, it does.
- Absolutely not.

They can do whatever
they want without me.

It’s not about me.
That’s the point.

Sorry you got pressed
over something

that was nothing about you.

Shut the up.

I’m sick of your opinions.

Don’t ever try me again, b*tch.

You barked at me, mother... er.

You turned it into
something nothing.

- I’m asking, which opinions?
- Nothing.

Grant and Ray
are now going at it.

- At the table.
- Yeah.

Woo-hoo.

. Trouble.

Trouble, all right.

Interesting man.

I think I need another martini.

Interesting what?

You’re an interesting man.

- Say it out loud.
- I’m a very interesting man.

You piece of sh... .

him. Todd can do better.

Hey. Hey, please.

It’s all right.

Calm down for a second.

Grant was so upset.

- Thank you so much.
- No worries.

Jesus Christ.

- I’m not.
- I will.

- I know.
- Let me out.

Oh, boy.

- Let’s let him out.
- Okay, let’s let him out.

Let’s let him out.

I don’t want to
be a part of this.

I’m gonna stay over here.

- I’ll grab this.
- This is the feeding corner.

- Copy that.
- ’s sake.

This is never a normal day.

This is the safe space.

What just happened?

I am calm.

Everyone go "um."

- Um.
- Um.

Randy, get out of here.

Get out of the room, dude.

Get out of the room.
Get out of this boat.

This is unbelievable from you.

- Get off.
- Upstairs.

Just get out.

Is this how you want to talk?

- No, no.
- Don’t push anybody.

This is ridiculous.

I’m telling you,
the first moment

I see anyone getting aggro,

they will be
getting off the boat.

Keep that in mind when
you talk to your friend.

You’re clear on that?

We are not getting violent.

We want to talk.

There is nothing
to be clear about.

You’re getting aggro to me

Ray, this is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous.

- So I...
- It is ridiculous.

Because I just tried to
have a normal conversation

with them and I was calm.

Maybe it’s best to
leave until the morning

when everyone’s calm
down and sobered up a bit.

Absolutely, absolutely.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Welcome.

If Randy gets rubbed
the wrong way.

- Yeah.
- Then you’re... ed.

- Yeah.
- Like, royally... ed.

Can you stay here and just see

if he tries to go
into the room again?

I don’t think he’s going to.

He’s pretty... ing wasted.

I’ve dealt with nightclub
scenes that are like this.

This woman wanted
to get up into the VIP,

but I wouldn’t let her because
she wasn’t in that section.

Yeah, she punched me.

First punch thrown and
they’re ...ing off the boat.

I didn’t punch her
back though. I wish I did.

This is gonna be a long night.

I’m gonna go to bed.

If you need muscles, call Chase.

Yep.

No, because...

What the were you thinking?

I know.

You might have to
be a bouncer tonight.

They’re about to punch
each other’s lights out.

- Really?
- Yeah.

It was bad.

I feel like I can help.

Like, I’ve been a
security guard before.

Bruh.

I got a bad feeling, man.

Mads, you can go to bed.

Get up for 6:30.

Okay.

- It’s bedtime.
- It is.

Everyone’s tired, it’s
going to create drama

when everyone’s
hungover and sh... like that.

Adds to the stress.

Drama? Just all of you
called in drama this morning.

I still don’t understand.

But what do you want from Mads?

You either want to be
with her or you don’t.

I don’t know, mate

I need to take some time
off, get my mind off... ing work.

You know what I mean?

What’s up, buddy?
Missed a good time.

Ray seems to be
instigating all the problems.

So, anything happens, just
come and get us right away.

Of course.

, it just doesn’t stop.

Night.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

Um...

I’m going to go see if
you missed anything.

I’m sure I did.

- Good morning.
- Hey, yeah.

- Good morning.
- How are you both?

I am calm. And now
my breakfast is coming.

Do you want us to
wait for everyone?

Do you want us to
bring it up in like an hour?

Uh, I’d say bring them
up and people can

kind of grab as they want.

- We’ll do that then.
- Thank you so much.

- Thanks, Daisy.
- You’re very welcome.

We’ve got one
crew night left, guys.

I’m already thinking about it.

What bad decision
are you going to make?

I’ve already made
all the ones like you.

Want to make out again?

No.

I think I’m last in line.

I dare you to start hitting
on the guy you actually like.

I do hit on him every day.

I am a h*.

You’re a politician
is what you are.

That’s even worse than h*.

We’re going to start
bringing out breakfast

whenever you’re ready.

- There’s two of them up.
- Okay.

Morning, sir. How
was your evening?

Good.

I’m starving now.

It should be ready.

Oh, perfect. There’s
some shade back here.

Um, sure.

I’m going to start bringing up.

Okay.

This is a fromage leek frittata.

So that’s for me. What’s
for everybody else?

There’s a lot of food
coming, pace yourself.

I’m not about to knock on
their door, that’s for sure.

- Morning, gentlemen.
- Morning.

My understanding
is we’re going to do

a little bit of a beach workout.

Yeah, have a whole
workout in my head

that I was going to
put everyone through.

I think we’re good to go.

- We’ll organize.
- Okay, thanks.

Bon appetit.

I decided to wear my
Fire Festival shirt today.

Just be like, no matter how
bad it gets, it could be worse.

- It could be worse.
- It could be worse.

Yeah, I’m not ready
to rehash anything yet.

Let’s just go away.

Yeah, so they do
want to go ashore.

Yeah.

So we have the little
cattle bell, bring that with.

What drinks would you
like to take to the beach?

- Yeah, like a tequila punch.
- Yeah.

- Okay, cool.
- Water and tequila punch.

Muscles.

And then as soon
as they are all,

you can go down
and do their cabins.

Yes.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

Looks like breakfast is
still out there, so that’s good.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Sorry about last night.

No problem.

I told them after last
night I have to serve us.

No, not at all.

It’s perfect.

Yeah, almost was
like, I’m just going to

stay on the boat
and read my book.

No, no.

Also, I didn’t want to be
there when the boys woke up.

How are we going
to approach the others

when we’re faced
to the face then?

We’re just going
to move forward.

It is what it is. Sh... happens.

I may your stewardess,
I may be your maid,

maybe have to clean,

but I should never have to
flush the toilet for grown-a*s men.

...ing gross.

I just want to come home.
These people are animals.

I’m not even joking.

Dad, Dad. Dad, they’re animals.

I want out of here. I’m done.

I want to go home.

I’m so tired.

I’m just... ing done
with this sh... , man.

Coming up...

At this stage, I feel like Gary

is just trying to
with our relationship.

This is the last ...ing straw.

I want to go home.

Okay.

I’ll call you back,
I’ve got to go.

Enjoy the beach.

Thanks.

Thank you very much.

So we’ll do 30 seconds,


then we’ll go on a swim.

So you’re going to
work out with us then?

I can work out. Yeah.

We use each other as equipment.

Mads, would you be willing
to be our plank position?

- Yeah, for sure.
- Deal.

...ing weird, man.

Nice, Alex. Super
deep. That’s awesome.

I am missing the personal
training session of a lifetime.

Shut up.

k*lling it, Mads.
Nice, tight core.

I’m actually glad it’s just
the three of us right now.

I much prefer that.

Nice, Alex.

I know you can go
faster than that. Come on.

- Take a rest.
- Holy sh... .

Thanks for the sick pump, Mads.

Uh, nah.

What’s happening?

- Need a hand?
- Thanks a lot.

Who’s at the beach?

Uh, Alex and Mads.

Alex and Mads?

Okay.

We’re too adorable.

What’s on your mind, Gary?

You don’t seem like
normal, perky self.

No, no, I’m good.

Maybe it’s just because
it’s the end of season.

It’s not because Mads and
Alex are on the beach right now.

No.

It’s a great view, Alex.

Keep it up, whatever
you’re doing down there.

- I’m over that.
- You’re over it?

Well, what I am tired of is
everyone telling me how I feel.

Who’s telling you how you feel?

Everyone. You, Daisy.

What’s Daisy telling you?

She keeps asking
me that in the laundry.

Well, what do you
want from Mads?

You either want to be
with her or you don’t.

You ask me right
now, do I like her?

No, I guess.

But I don’t know why
it’s so concerning to her.

It’s like, what does it really
matter if I like her or not?

What difference does it
make to you and your life?

Are we heading back soon?

You have a good sense of style.

Yeah, I can call
him. I’ll let Gary know.

Yeah, perfect.

Gary, Gary, Alex.

We are ready to be scooped
up over here on the beach.

Copy you, I’ll head there now.

I think this is the first beach

you’ve gotten to
come with me to.

This is the first
beach I did all season.

It was a good one.

I’m going to take one of
these cookies out for a spin.

Copy, coming back
with the guests.

- Do you want anything?
- Uh, no, not yet.

Okay, no worries.

These nautibuoys
are rocking, Deb.

Nice and slow.

Wow.

- Hi!
- Yeah, it was nice?

Sweat out all the alcohol
and start all over again.

Yeah.

You’re going to give
those a rinse, yeah?

Everything a rinse. Yeah.

How was your workout?

It was short, but it
was needed. Yeah.

Okay, that’s cute.

And you can get into
your blacks real quick.

Okay.

God damn it, Chase Lee Max,
you are a good-looking human being.

All right, big boy.

I’ll give you a
better one tonight.

Had an interesting
chat with Gary before.

He’s very confused

because you keep asking
him if he likes Mads or not.

Like, why is she asking me?

Why is she so interested?

Why is she...

Ready?

That’s what he
made it sound like.

No.

My defensive mechanisms
are kicking in a little bit.

I almost feel like Gary
isn’t just going to step aside

and let us be together.

I’m just getting alarm
bells left, right and center.

- Dais?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Up.

My turn.

Oh, sh... .

- You just got to rub it.
- Oh, yeah.

That’s a big boy
rolling the table.

How pretty is it?

That is quite funny.

Hilarious.

I’m so confused.

It’s crazy.

Come on, son.

No, it’s like I can
keep a good smile

and swallow a lot of sh... .

But then there’s just a point

where like I can’t
just smile anymore.

- Yeah, I know, I know.
- Like I just... ing...

It’s just like, yeah, I know.

Honestly, I really
couldn’t care about Gary

and any of his relationships.

I was only trying to
help him as a friend.

I’m just over smiling

and... ing being
like everything’s fine.

The way he twists things
is just... ing confusing.

Where is everyone?

He’s disrespectful towards you.

You are the person
I want to be with.

This is horrible.

- No, it’s horrible.
- This love triangle thing.

It’s not a love
triangle. It’s over.

At this stage, I feel
like Gary possibly

could be trying to
with our relationship

and I’m... ing over it.

Honestly, this is
the last... ing straw.

Sea doggy dog?

If Gary can’t be friends with
me without... ing stirring sh...

then I don’t want
to be his friend.

On the season finale of
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Oi!

Let’s go sailing.

We don’t have any of
the breakfast cleared.

How much time do
you need? Two minutes.

Two... ing minutes.

I want to hear your high
and low from the season.

Low was Glenn on my back.

That was very hard for me.

, so what’s going to
happen with you and Daisy?

It’s either going to be
you and her together

or it’s going to...
ing end very badly.

But what does that mean?

No, no, no, no, no.

This roller coaster is not
one I want to ride anymore.

Oh, sh... .

- Are you serious?
- Out of my room.

So what would you hook up
with him if you didn’t mean it?

Get the out of here.