04x12 - Let Them Eat Cake

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Passed university today.

- You did?
- Yeah, I found out.

Woo!

Chase, out of all the girls,
who would you want to bang?

Cheffy, but she’s got a
boyfriend, and I respect that.

- Hello.
- Bongiorno.

Suginia wants to
celebrate her birthday.

Thank you, everyone.

This is the best birthday
cake I’ve ever had.

They’re not going to
want any more, are they?

No one better have
touched that... ing cake, bro.

They want another slice.

This is really bad.

...ing bullsh... .

I feel... ing like stupid.

The chemistry that they
have all makes sense now.

If Colin can’t forgive me, him.

My brain’s telling me don’t
pursue anything with Daisy.

It’s got trouble
written all over it.

Is there more cake?

Oh, sh... .

Chase and I said that.

Here, I’ll do it.

Got to listen to your
instincts sometimes, hey?

My policy in life is honesty.

Yeah.

Like, it’s a big deal to me.

It’s so ugly.

Oh, my God.

Maybe they’re drunk
enough they won’t notice.

Like, I don’t think
you’re wrong.

I genuinely don’t.

I see why you’re upset.

I’m just so exhausted as well.

Like, I’m over it.
I’m really over it.

Kevin, this cake slice
is for you, by the way.

Of course.

Yeah, it will be fine.

When someone does something
that you would never do,

it just makes it
harder to understand.

Yeah.

You don’t often
hear Daisy say sorry

or admit that she’s
done something wrong,

so I know Daisy cares about
me because she feels remorse.

It’s just a hard
pill to swallow.

I have true feelings involved.

- Did you get your cake?
- Yeah, he ate it.

He got his cake.

All right, Team
Suginia in Sardinia.

So we’re getting
up to 5:45 again.

Son of a b*tch.

Good night.

Mm-hmm.

They’re trying to
eat this school of fish.

You see all the little
ones swimming?

Don’t get me
wrong, I love working,

but I would rather
hang out with Mads.

I consider this
work-life balance.

Do it.

All right.

Jesus Christ.

- Good night.
- Night.

Good morning. Y’all made it.

Before this trip, I had
never been to Italy.

Morning.

Can I get anyone
any coffee or anything?

Cappuccino.

I just wanted to ask
you about breakfast.

Would you like it
at 9 a.m. again?

- Yes.
- Great.

- Thank you, Daisy.
- You’re welcome.

Oh, thank you.

You’re welcome.



What’s up, Slim?

Scuppers are done.

They went to bed 2:30
and they woke up at 6.

- That’s insane.
- I know.

Are you sad?

Yeah.

Thanks, Lucy.

Can you do the scuppers
forward on the flybridge

- right in front of the wheels?
- Yes, sir.

They went to bed at


Bongiorno.

I’ve never lost a friendship
over a woman before.

If he’s willing to throw our
friendship away over this,

then clearly I didn’t
mean that much to him.

Okay.

Let’s go. Let’s go.

How are you looking
for 10 minutes?

I reckon I’ll make it work.

What an amazing time.

I can’t believe it’s
coming to an end.

So that’s pretty. Thank you.

Gary, come and take
a look at something.

Oh, no.

This is zucchini
and corn quiche.

Baked eggs with
spinach and za’tar.

Oh, that looks delicious.

- Really?
- Yeah.

It wouldn’t bother me.

It’s just that Glenn comes to me

and he’s like, scuppers
should be done by now.

It won’t take longer
than an hour and a half

to give a thorough
rinse to this boat.

If I only had a
few hours to clean,

I’d focus on the obvious sh... ,

like picking up crumbs
of food off of the floor.

It’s literally like
straw and sh... .

That’s a bit annoying, isn’t it?

I’m a little pissed off because
at this point in the season,

Alex should know better.

Gary should have told him
what to prioritize by now.

It’s a big thing.

Wow. That’s really good.

Oh, I’d love for
you guys to stay.

It is Lucy’s
university graduation

so we’re going to have
a party for her tonight.

- Oh, nice.
- Oh! That’s nice.

Hey, you look so good.

Have you graduated already?

I might not be at my graduation,

but that’s the life of yachting.

I know I signed up for the
job at the end of the day,

so I can’t be upset.

All right. I love you. Bye.

I’m ready for tonight.

I just want to have some
shots and get drunk.

Wore board shorts yesterday
and then working in the beach,

I got sand now.

I swear, it really hurts.

Do we have some rash
cream? I’m being serious.

- Like, deep heat?
- Deep heat, yeah.

Are you going to put
deep heat in your ba*ls?

Not a , Daisy.

I’ve done that before,
then I’ve touched my winky.

And Oh, my God, did that hurt.

Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Yeah, go ahead.

Hey, mate, anytime
you’re ready, you can fire up

and we’ll start
getting out of here.

Copy. Firing up now.

The beds in that one,
and then the other side,

and then just refill towels.

Okay, cool.

- Colin, Colin, Glenn.
- Go ahead, Glenn.

- I’m going to go into gear.
- Copy.

Go ahead, try to zip
it. Go ahead, babe.

I’ve seen worse.

Bam.

Anchor’s home. Anchor is home.

Copy anchor home. Thank you.

It’s your graduation.

Yep.

And I’m here washing dishes.

Whatever. I’m okay.

- What’s up, Playboy?
- Fabio.

No.

I was down for like
an hour and a half.

Got a good four meters
on port side and ten to stop.

Good throw.

Okay, we got our port
stern on, on Glenn.

One, two, stop. One, two, stop.

Hold us there, cap.
We’re looking good.

Well done, guys. Thank you.

All crew, all crew.

Let’s get everybody on
the dock to say goodbyes.

Here they come.

So great having you.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

- So amazing!
- Thank you for everything.

- Thank you.
- Thank you guys so much.

Oh, it was amazing.

And from the bottom of my heart,

I just want to thank each
and every one of you.

Ileisha, with you taking the
time to make the Johnny cakes,

it brought me back to
my beloved grandma Flo,

who I know is in
heaven, just smiling down.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, everyone.

And as a small token
of our appreciation.

Oh, thank you very much.

Best yachting crew ever.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye, guys.

You did it so well.

That was awesome.

Okay, let’s go
get changed, then.

Tell me how great I am.

Chase was not
happy this morning.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it’s a -up that really.

It’s so much harder,
especially also

if the guests go to bed so
they don’t wake up so early.

Oh, yeah. Which he
was warned about.

Oh, it’s hot.

Were you upset with
the boat this morning?

It wasn’t the best.

me, man.

I didn’t expect
Gary to run to Alex

and be like, "hey,
Chase said you suck."

I mean, come on.

What part looked bad?

Food all over the sundeck floor.

Like I told Gary, you
had like three hours max.

- Like you told Gary.
- Huh?

Excuse me... ing hell.

I said, it’s not like I could
be really upset with you.

Yeah.

But there is food all over
the floor where they’re sitting.

Suck it up, buttercup.

It’s pissing me off
that Gary is making me

Were you upset with
the boat this morning?

It wasn’t the best.

There’s food all over the
floor where they’re sitting.

Suck it up, buttercup.

It’s not like me being mad.

It’s just
prioritization of, like,

where they’re going to
get up and sit is spotless,

- you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

- It’s just like advice.
- Advice taken.

Yeah, but Gary’s the boss.

- Um, yeah. I’m happy.
- Cool. Done.

I shouldn’t have to hear it from
Gary the way that Chase feels.

Any time that I feel
there’s a conflict,

I tend to just talk to
the person about it,

and I would expect Chase

and our head of
department to do the same,

but I think I’m just dealing
with a lot of small d*ck energy.

- Meeting adjourned.
- Meeting adjourned.

Should we all three
love each other?

Let’s do this. We
always love each other.

Do you want to
take trash if you’re

heading down that way, Chase?

Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everybody
in the saloon

for a tip meeting, please?

Copy.

What a fun charter
group that was.

I thought the service
was really good,

so I just want to
say kudos for that.

Ileisha, that Caribbean
dinner, they were raving about it.

- Well done.
- Thank you.

I just want to say
that this is not the time

to let our foot off the pedal.

We still have a fair
chunk of the season to go,

so I’m trying to get
everybody re-motivated

to see it through to the end,

go out with a bang, right?

And now for the
tip, it’s $20,000.

- Yes.
- Yeah.



I might not be graduating today,

but at least we made 20k, baby.

It’s a hard industry
that we work in,

but it definitely pays off.

- Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.

Woo-hoo!

- All right.
- Thank you.

- What do you need?
- You want to help me?

Yeah, that way you
can finish and get in

this cold tub with me.

Oh, my God.

Chase is a sweetheart.

He’s good-looking, he’s
tall, he’s got a good body,

but my boyfriend has
all of those things as well.

It’s always tough
to do long distance,

but, no, I’m pretty loyal.

"Pretty?" I mean, I am loyal.

Don’t look at my willy, though,

because it’s going
to be freezing.

Yeah, I don’t know.

I was thinking of having
a chat with you both

Oh, really? No.. We
don’t need to do that.

No, no, no, no. I
think it’ll blow over.

I’m just going to
take this down for you.

Hello. Is that a rice cake?

Mm-hmm.

- Mads.
- Yeah.

Will you help me
decorate for Lucy?

- Yeah, for sure.
- Thanks.

I’m just going to lay
here and hope Ileisha

comes crawling in to bed.

Bro, she says she’s
got a boyfriend,

Mm-mm. Me neither.

No, no, no, no, no.

I’m... ing sweating.

This is just like setting
up a party for guests.

I don’t like it.

All right, babes. I’m going up.

I think it’s working.

- Is this her dad?
- Yeah.

Lucy has made it very
clear that she is sad

she’s not at home
for her graduation,

so we’ve got her
family in FaceTime.

If we can’t bring her there,

we’ll bring the
graduation to Parsifal.

Thank you for doing that.

- After you.
- You ready?

Okay, guys, all line up here.

Look at my gran!

Hi, granddad.

Hi, Mom. I’m graduating.

Thanks, everyone.

This is the nicest thing
anyone’s ever done for me,

and I have my family there.

My 91-year-old
granddad and my gran,

this is going to be so
special to me, my whole life.

There you go!

Cabs are here.

Me, Colin, and Gary in one cab.

Everybody else in another.

Yes, sis.

Boys in back.

It’s going to be
a long van ride.

Whoo! Junior crew!

I thought it might be nice to
spend some time together,

and I just think we’ve
kind of lost a bit of focus

as we’re in this together,

and just want to
remind us that we’re...

We’re a team.

Let’s keep it up.

How do you feel, Colin?

- About what?
- About everything.

I wanted time with my...
ing boys in the... ing car,

and this was my time to do it.

I don’t think the crew
night out is the right time.

That was a up.

This van ride is awkward!

Honestly, I don’t like
having conflict with anyone.

I’m not good with confrontation.

Very, very nervous.

I’d be down to start drama
if me and Alex made out.

That would start some drama.

I was down for it.

I know, you didn’t turn
away. That was a test.

I didn’t even flinch.

Are we going to the
clipper restaurant? No ways.

- Hello!
- Hello!

Was your guys’ cab
ride as fun as ours?

Yeah, I know.

Listen, love.

Dude, this is nice.

Good evening,
welcome to the marina.

Something sparkling please.

Did you guys order food already?

It’s going to be
family-style, I think.

I’m glad you’ve mentioned
it, because, yeah...

Cheers to Lucy

on being a smart,
beautiful woman.

Thank you so much, this night,
honestly, you made it special.

God, that’s hard.

Here we have the octopus
on smashed potato and lime.

Wow, gorgeous.

It’s really... ing good.

Here we have the
sea bass with mint.

That’s gorgeous.

- Chicken.
- How pretty is this plate?

Yeah, baby. Cool.

I do not want to be rude,

but I am going to step
away for a cigarette.

Let’s go for a
cigarette, you and I.

Colin, you and I need a chat.

Oh, here we go.

I’m going to tell
you how I feel.

Do you want a rollie?

No, we’re going to leave
you two love birds alone.

I only have one cigarette.

One cigarette, that’s all.

Okay, Colin, I’m going
to be honest with you.

I’m sorry I lied to you.

I am sorry I lied to you.
But it was a catch-22 for me.

- How...
- You’re a p*ssy.

You should have...
ing just said the truth.

And lied to her and
broke a promise, though.

You should have
said to Daisy, hey ,

seeing that you and
Colin are now hooking up.

I know, but all hindsight
is a beautiful thing.

I do realize that, and I’m
sorry I lied to you in your face.

And then we hooked up, and then
hooked up, and then hooked up,

and then I asked you
and you were like nah.

And I lied to you, to your face.

I would never have
done that to you.

And that’s why I got
hurt by our friendship.

Yeah, I understand that.

Do I feel like a puss
for lying to you? Yes.

Is there anything
happening between us? No.

That’s the bottom line.

He hasn’t really respected
mine and Daisy’s relationship,

and it’s unfortunate,

but I have to take everything
he says with a pinch of salt.

Listen, I’ve been a d*ck...
ing for the majority of my life.

If I can keep one
person’s promise,

then let me show them
that I can keep a promise.

And then I lied to
another friend about it,

and it’s just like, where
am I going with that?

It was a lose-lose situation
for me, no matter what happens.

Anyway.

What’s up? How’s
your dinner going?

Are you guys having feelings?

He is, I’m just trying to
have fun and enjoy myself,

but he’s like making it way
more intense than it needs to be

Can I have a
lighter or a serious?

I don’t have one.

At the moment.

I mean, who else is
giving me attention?

Are you?

Just a touch.

But he seems very
intimidated by me,

like I’m going to make a
move on you or something.

Which I’m not, to
be honest with you.

Because, I mean...

But if Gary wasn’t
involved, maybe?

Yeah, for sure.

I think you’re super sweet.

You could have banged me
or Chase, but he chose Gary.

It was clear from
day ...ing one.

I knew that Alex is
more than just a flirt.

I made the wrong choice.

I put myself in this
position with Gary.

I feel like I set a
b*mb to explode.

Trust me, if I could
re-choose, it would not be him.

Come on, Alex. Let’s be real.

Gary!

Are they going to talk tea,

or do they actually think
that we’re sitting here

flirting with each other?

No, they’re actually going
to talk sh... to each other.

You and I can flirt all day
long and we’ll still be mates.

Yeah, I just love it so much.

You needn’t to worry about me.

They were awkward.

I don’t think they’ve
been really talking

the last few days.

, that van ride was scary.

My most important
thing is they’re okay.

I feel like a weight has
been lifted off my shoulders.

I am so relieved

Gary and Colin are
speaking to each other

and ready to forget
this whole... ing mess

and just move forward.

What’s up, turds?

Hey turd-nugget.

For ’s sake.

Ugh.

That’s a wrap. That’s a wrap.

- Which one’s the fun van?
- This one.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Hello, friends.

Yeah!

I don’t like it when you make
out in the car right next to us.

Not me.

I dare you guys to kiss.

You are obsessed
with them boobs.

He doesn’t need
to obsess with mine

because he gets to
touch them once in a while.

I was dreaming
about sex last night.

- Me too.
- Jesus Christ.

Let’s go.

Push.

I gotta get this...
ing shoe off me now.

Yeah, yeah.

Should we jump in? Can
I take your clothes off?

You know what? I’m
gonna do this for you.

I’m hungry.

Okay, let’s take
our clothes off.

I’ll jump in with you, Luce.

I’m really tired.

Yeah, I’m just gonna
walk out of here.

Go, sexy bum, go, go, go.

Gary and Lucy, they’re
jumping in the water right now.

Yes, I’ve been graduated!

Sorry, Mum and Dad.

Ah!

Are people up in
the jacuzzi or no?

It could just be me and you.

Sounds good.

Are you hungry?
What are you eating?

Yeah, chef’s gonna cook for us.

No, I’m not cooking.

Sorry, guys.

Gary.

Oh, sh... .

Hey. What’s up?

Ow, that hurt.

Okay, no worries. I just...

I’m pathetic?

You’re gonna call me
pathetic for... ing what?

Because I’m trying
to speak to my family.

off.

Yeah, no, it’s someone
else being... ing weird.

I don’t know why.
I’ll talk to you later.

All right, bye.

I want that.

They’ve passed out.

What the is happening in here?

I’m... ing on the phone
trying to call my family.

And Gary walks by and
goes, you’re... ing pathetic.

Pathetic?

Yeah, because I’m
not answering him

because I’m... ing on
the phone to my family.

Bro, it’s over.
It’s... ing over.

Trust me, I have guys
that can me just as well.

Thank you for helping
me through my struggles.

Thanks for being
there for me as a friend.

I appreciate you.

It’s my pleasure.

Good night.

Here we go, best mate.

Dude, Ileisha’s...
ing k*lling me, bro.

Why is she k*lling you?

Because she’s like... ing
hugging me and caressing me

and like every
single ...ing moment

I feel like she’s gonna
make out with me.

And it’s just like man.

She put you in the friendzone.

Last time I saw you,
you weren’t alone.

You get laid?

Daisy.

She had just come in
the room and I was like,

all right, I’ll leave.

Are you alone right now?

No.

Oh, Jesus, there’s
two people in there.

Oh, Chase, are you okay?

Oh, bless. I feel
so bad for him.

It’s... ed up.

I’ve never, ever been mistaken
for someone else in bed.

Oh.

It’s a blow to the ego.

I mean, maybe she’s
actually thinking about him

when we’re fooling
around. I don’t know.

Bye.

You’re an idiot.

Oh... ing hell, brü.

What happened last night?

Why?

I think you called her pathetic.

- What?
- Yeah.

...ing Gary being
his drunken a*s self

called me pathetic because
I wasn’t giving him attention.

Oh, God.

Whatever.

Right. I’m going to work.

We got to clean this boat.

What are you doing up so early?

Trying to feel better and clean.

I think I’m
probably still drunk.

Yeah.

Hey, what’s up?

- You want to chat?
- Yeah, let’s.

- Want to go outside?
- Sure.

Oh, God.

. She’s pissed.

Maybe she does like me
that it’s affected her so much.

Why call me pathetic?

I have no recollection of that,

and Chase told me this morning,

and I’m really sorry about that.

I’ve literally never been
called pathetic in my life,

and, like...

Was that, like, in
the end of the night?

Yes, but, like,
it doesn’t matter

whether it’s the
end of the night

or the beginning of the
night. That’s my point.

- How can...
- Of course it does,

- because I was sh... faced.
- No, it doesn’t.

Oh, my God, Gary.

Just go back to bed now.

...ing hell.

I’m showing her that I’m sorry,

and I apologize , and
she still keeps the grudge.

- Come here.
- No.

- Come here.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Oh, really?
- Really.

I’m apologizing to
you for something

that I don’t have
any remembrance for,

but then someone
can walk in on the room

while you’re having sex,
and you just let it blow over.

Get the out, Colin.

Mads, what’s going on?

You’re going to start a whole
other argument right now

that you don’t want to start.

Trust me.

Because that sh... pisses
me off, too, that you say that,

and I just let it fly, honestly.

- Okay.
- off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Gary.

Sorry, Chase.

It’s okay. Sorry I’m here.

Just eating my PB and J.

The dishwasher.
Is it full? I’ll empty it.

Oh, we got to do
top sides today.

Copy that.

Yo.

- Just a kiss?
- Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

- How are you?
- I’m good. How are you?

I’m okay.

How was your night?

But it ended well.

I think I was eating burritos
with Chase in the galley.

...ing hell.

I need to go to
the toilet quickly.

Oh.

Do you know what I’m saying?

Ah.

Grr!

- Can I just tell you?
- Please.

I took a sh... this morning,

and it smelled just
like a whiskey sour.

That’s not what I thought
you were going to tell me, but...

- Dude, it was really bad.
- That’s awesome.

When you have time,
can I show you stuff

in the guest area, please?

Why are you not talking to me?

- Fine.
- Thank you.

I’m going to start
on the other side.

And can I also show you a shelf?

One’s here, but...

- I’m pissed off at you.
- Why? What did I do?

What you said last night in bed?

Oh, yeah, I thought
you were Gary.

Because the two of
you were in my head.

You’re both... ing with my head.

I just both want you
out of my... ing head.

We’re doing your head in?

Yeah, the two of you
have been doing my head in

for the last... ing...

This is unbelievable that
you’re giving me this attitude

after saying
something like that.

But Gary needs to... ing
stop being in my head as well.

This is also Gary’s fault.

I’m not thinking about him.

I was like, where the am I?

I didn’t know where I was.

You’re blaming literally
everyone and everything else

for what comes
out of your mouth.

And you need to
take accountability.

I’m just going to go
and do the mirrors.

Okay.

- What’s up, homie?
- What’s good?

I want to talk to you
about something, actually.

I want you to know that

there’s been two
days where, like,

I gave feedback about,
like, the night thing.

And the first time it
happened, I asked Gary,

can I just talk to
Alex, like, on my own?

Because I don’t want it
to look like I’m tattletailing.

And Gary was like, no, I
want to have the conversation.

The way Gary has handled
it has kind of made me

look like I’m trying to,
like, sh**t you down.

So going forward,

I’m going to try to include
him as little as possible.

It might be better if we
cut out the little middleman.

- The little middleman?
- Yeah.

We don’t need Gary.

The only reason that there’s
tension between me and Chase

is because Gary is mucking
up the communication chain.

This whole thing
is so... ing stupid.

We’re square, G.

Group hug in the
showers tonight.

Hey, Mads.

I’m sorry, uh...

I don’t really don’t
know why I said that.

I’m not sure if I
said that to you,

if I said that to myself.

So what, you’re not
going to talk to me now?

I can’t do this right now.

This is... ing making
me more annoyed.

You got to figure
some stuff out.

I don’t. I just need...
- ... ing last week.

It was all Gary...
ing started this.

I’m...

What I want is for you to
figure out what you want.

I want you.

I thought I made
that very clear.

If you want someone, you’re
not thinking about other people.

I think he’s so
offended and hurt

that I’m like,
Gary’s on my mind.

He’s seeing it as in
like, I’m thinking of Gary,

but I’m like, no,

I’m thinking of the two of you

and our friendship
and the mess I’m in.

If you want me and I want
you, that’s the end of it.

That’s true.

Uh, Gary, Ileisha, Daisy,

can you guys meet
me in the crew mess

for the preference sheet
meeting? Thank you.

Copy.

These last guests
had very oily fingers.

Charter number seven.

Alisa works in finance

and cannot wait
for a trip filled

with Casamigos, water sports

and she wants to be
serenaded with a guitar

under the Italian moon.

- Colin?
- Colin?

- Colin.
- He can serenade her.

- Colin’s the best.
- Yeah, for serenading.

Day one, the primaries
requested a sushi

and seafood lunch
with sashimi and oysters.

On night one, the
guests have requested

a Capri style Italian dinner

featuring the chef’s
choice of dishes.

That is like my all-time
favorite thing to do.

On night two, the
guests would like

a Viva La France-themed party

with lots of seafood
inspired dishes.

Nice.

You guys know we’re not
that far from France, right?

Maybe we actually
take them to France.

, that could be cool.

And going to the ducking.

Bonifacio, which
is so unique, right?

So beautiful.

Excellent.

All right, guys,
thank you very much.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, Cap.

Just finished aft deck.

Okay, see you guys
at 8:00 tomorrow.

All the cabins are done.

Well done. We can
be done for the night.

Filled with shame.

You’re hilarious.

Yeah, that’s exactly
what I want to be.

Nah, it’s all good.

I’ll try again tomorrow night.

Oopsie.

Are you doing the transom?

Yeah, I’m going to try and
do it quick before it gets hot.

- Morning.
- Morning.

How are you, Luce?

Good.

Morning.

- Morning.
- Morning, how are you?

Hopefully, the boat
runs smooth this charter.

- Good morning, Mads.
- Morning.

It’s like I said
morning twice now.

You can’t be mad at me.

I’m not mad at you.
Why would you say that?

Because you...
ing ignored her, bro.

- I’m mad at you.
- Everyone’s mad at Gary.

Story of my life.

Can only take a joke
when he wants to.

Daisy, Daisy,
provisions are a go.

Copy.

Oh.

I got it.

That’s okay.

Stop calling me sir.

You can call me
captain. Don’t call me sir.

I really can’t help it, Glenn.

Oysters. Yeah, baby.

Oops. Sorry, Chase.

Thank you.

Look at those tomatoes!

Girls, the toilet is disgusting.

I’m just going to do
the c*ck, yeah?

Yeah, fam.

Girls, did you do
this toilet as well?

Yeah.

This toilet’s
really bad as well.

- The toilet paper isn’t done.
- Okay.

We pretty much ready, aren’t we?

- We’re good.
- Looking good, guys.

All crew, all crew.

Guests will be here in


Okay, girls, can we get
the champagne ready?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Is that just water?

Must be, yeah.
Probably from the flowers.

Looking good.

Is that oil? What
do you think it is?

I don’t know what that is.

Because it seems to linger.

It’s a little bit
late for it now,

but let’s get tons
of K-2R on it tonight.

At this point in the game, I
have very high expectations.

All crew, all crew.

Time to get everybody
in the c*ck.

Here we go. Here we go.

I’m happy with
what they’re doing.

I want to finish strong.

I don’t want to limp our way
through the end of the season.

So we’re coming
into the home stretch.

So let’s stay positive.
We’ll be positive.

So I want to just keep
pushing them a little bit

to keep them at the
top of their game.

- Dais, you ready?
- I was born ready.

These guests have to
have the time of their lives.

- I am so resting b*tch face.
- Me, too.

Here they come.

If I’m not smiling,

I look like I’m going
to m*rder someone.

Me, too.

Coming up...

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

Yeah, we’re definitely
dragging into them now.

We really shouldn’t
be this close.

Holy sh... .

Can you reverse, Glenn?

- Dais, you ready?
- I was born ready.

- I am so resting b*tch face.
- Me, too.

I look like I’m going
to m*rder someone.

Me, too.

- Here we go. Here we go.
- Hi, guys.

- Hi.
- How you doing?

- So excited. I’m Tim.
- Glenn. This is Daisy.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Welcome.

What we’ll get you to
do is kick off your shoes.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Hi, I’m Lucy. Nice to meet you.

Thank you. Nice to meet you.

- Hello, I’m Gary.
- Alisa, nice to meet you.

Hi, Mads. Nice to meet you.

Hi, nice to meet you as well.

Welcome to Sardinia.
Welcome to Parsifal.

You’ve got a lot of fun stuff
planned for your time on board.

But just before we get going,

Daisy is going to take you
for a little tour of the boat.

And then we’ll get out of here.

- Fantastic.
- Cool?

So, if you want to
follow me up the stairs.

So, up here we’ve
got the sundeck.

Beautiful. Stunning.

- This is amazing.
- Which is a really nice place

if we’re sailing,
you get a good view.

I’ll take those. Those
got my name on them.

So, in here we’ve
got the main saloon.

which obviously is an
area that you can cool down

if you want to
get out of the sun.

And then the bar
area behind you.

Well, we’ll probably
spend a lot of time there.

Where’s Glenn? Here’s
a special one for him.

And then in here we
have the master cabin.

- Ooh. Alisa.
- Yes.

I’m not crying yet.

Yes. That’s it. Thanks, dude.

- I’m going out.
- This is insane.

I know.

One, two, three. Ooh.

- You can take the oysters.
- Yeah.

They are gin, chili and lime.

Colin, you can fire up
mate whenever you’re ready.

Copy.

- Thank you.
- All stern lines clear.

- All stern lines clear.
- Copy, thank you.

So, these are done with
gin, jalapeno and lime.

Oh, my God.

I thought I loved you.

And now I’m just,
like, marrying you.

Sweet, Chase, once that’s
done, you can go down, buddy.

See you later.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. That’s good.

Anchor’s home, anchor’s home.

Copy, anchor home.

- I just love this view.
- The view is awesome. Yeah.

So much sushi to make.

Okay, so three o’clock
lunch. Does that work?

It would be amazing for me.

Okay. I’ll go up
and speak to them.

Thank you.

Can you do a
photo with all of us?

Yes, of course.

This wind is
borderline for sailing.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

I don’t think we’re going
to get a sail in, to be honest.

Dammit. Run.

Hi, guys. In the background.

- I’m good with Alex in it.
- Yeah.

If he wants to take off
his shirt and lay across us,

that would work.

- But seriously, the Midwest.
- Yeah.

- God bless.
- Absolutely.

Your canapés looked beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Love that.

So we were thinking maybe
more of a three o’clock lunch.

- That’s perfect.
- Yes, okay.

- Thank you.
- This is amazing.

Look at this view.

- Primo seats.
- So beautiful.

- Glad to be here.
- Glad to be here.

Glad to be here.

Okay, how many
toasts have we done?

- A lot.
- Three!

So the trick will be
to find a sandy spot.

- How you doing, Cookie?
- Doing good?

- Yeah?
- Yep.

Our starboard anchor looks
like it’s sitting over sand.

Looks like a big patch
right underneath us.

Okay, go ahead and
drop. Go ahead and drop.

I’m loving the breeze,
Alex. I got to say.

Thanks for making
that happen for us.

No rain, just sun and wind.

Yeah, that looks like
a good bite, Glenn.

Okay, copy that.
Thanks. We’re done.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

I’m out of gear.
Can I shut down?

I’ll take it here.
I’ll shut down now.

Thank you.

Gary, can I start
opening the laz?

Yes, please, Alex. Yes, please.

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

We’re pretty close
to this boat behind us.

Copy that.

I’m surprised we’re
this close to this boat.

Yeah, but the boat’s anchored.

For some reason, I
think we’re dragging.

Yeah, I think we
are dragging, Glenn.

Let’s go fire up.

- Fire up?
- Just until we’re sure.

Feels like we’re dragging.

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

Copy that, firing up now.

Why are they so close?

Yeah, we’re definitely
dragging into them now.

Can you let out more
chain? More chain?

So you’re further away?
Yeah, let out more chain.

Oh, it’s getting...
it’s getting dicey.

Now we’re getting
a little too close.

Oh, jeez louise.

That makes me a little nervous.

We get some fenders, Colin.

Uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, oh.

Drop some chain? Holy sh... .

Open, open, open,
open, open, open, open.

Can you reverse, Glenn?

Alex, Alex, leave the store
and come up to the bow, please.

Alex, come up to the bow.

We really shouldn’t
be this close.

Like, holy cow.

Gary, make sure that chain’s
not gonna hold me up, please.

Yeah, I’ll dump
it. I’ll dump it.

You got it?

It is close.

Oh, we’re gonna crash.

me.

Oh, sh... .