04x09 - Love Boat

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- Hi.
- Hi.

- I’m Gary.
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- I’m Daisy.

- This is Colin.
- How’s it going?

Hi, I’m Daisy.

I like a cheeky boy
so I be more with Gary,

Colin, you just can’t
get to know him.

He’s just so closed off.

I have a girlfriend
so, obviously I’ve got

to live vicariously
through Gary so I want

him to make some good decisions.

It’s fine, don’t be weird.

...ing grow up.

We’re going to spend the
whole season not getting in.

Imagine being my girlfriend

and seeing me in a hot
tub with you two girls.

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.

Shut the... ing song down.

Ow!

Let’s just have an orgy
on board, except for Colin,

because he’s got a girlfriend.

I want to get a girlfriend.
I want to have kids soon.

But I don’t like
long distance, Dais.

So unless she’s a yachty...

I’m not going to get to
an argument with this.

I’m not getting defensive,
I’m saying that’s fine.

Everything I’m
saying is I’ll work it out.

You just say, "you said" and
putting words in my mouth.

You are.

Me and you one
time in our life...

Have sex.

It’s time for bed.

I’m going to bed.

I think my relationship with
Daisy has come a long way.

The sexual tension
is undeniable.

Maybe one day...

No, no.

Ciao, Dais.

How’d it go with
you and Madison?

Did you sleep with her?

- No.
- Why are you smiling like that?

I don’t know, because it’s
weird that I’m talking to you

about hooking up
with someone else.

I’m this close to
having a meltdown.

People can stop sitting
up in the... ing bridge

while we’re insanely busy.

- Doing a good job.
- I’m tired.

Great chief stew.

If it weren’t for Colin,
I would feel so alone.

Madison, why are you still here?

Have the time of your life.

Daisy and I have
always been flirty.

I’ve had girlfriends
the last two seasons

so nothing was acted on
or even really thought about.

In all honesty, I
kind of feel like

it was a matter of
time in some ways.

But yeah, it’s still surprising.

I don’t know what’s going
through Daisy’s head right now

but I’m picking up
what she’s putting down.

Morning.

Hmm?

Did you hook up
with Daisy last night?

What? Who said that?

Rumor on the street.

Really?

What time is it?

Like 20 past 9, brü.

Okay, I didn’t see that coming.

Mom and dad?

It’s that thank you,
Jesus, breakfast.

Morning.

Thanks for coming
into the cabin last night.

Get the...

Get the out, Colin

That’s a d*ck move, man.

...ing hell.

Was he?

To make sure we’re not
coming back to the cabin

so he can hook
up with Daisy, or?

Yeah.

Bro.

How are you?

The minute I met
Colin two years ago,

I was like, oh, he’s hot.

But obviously I’ve never
known Colin single either.

All seems okay
in here, guys. Bye.

Bye.

I mean, it was a good kiss.

I mean...

Yeah, there’s definitely a
lot of sexual energy there.

Okay.

Morning, morning, morning.

Good morning, Lucy.

Morning.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Last night was
a lot of fun, guys.

My head hurts.

It’s all I know.

- Do we all love each other?
- Yes.

Are you for real?

Can we drink tequila
between your boobies tonight?

Shut the up.

Can we please drink tequila?

- I can’t do this sh... .
- this.

- Okay, bye.
- See you, guys.

You can’t just up and
then try and talk to me.

He’s a... ing w*nk*r.

I know, I know. I know, I know.

Yeah, let’s just
spread some soap.

We can go around tomorrow
morning and vinegar chamois.

Oh, yeah, that
fresh soap, though.

Huh?

I think I’m still drunk.

I went back with Gary
and we just cuddled all night

and then like, yeah...

Yeah.

Gary and I are going to put
the exhaust gaskets in now.

- Sweet.
- Okay, let’s do this.

Still got a lot of stuff to keep
an eye on with the engine.

We have some leaky gaskets.

Puss.

You guys remember
the whole righty-tighty,

lefty-loosey thing, yeah?

We’ve got new insulation
that’s not covered in oil.

Put that on.

Then we’re great, we’re golden.

- Ah!
- Oh, might sh... myself.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

What he’s telling me
is there’s a green light,

but what his face is
telling me is another thing.

But I feel like him and I are
good enough friends for him

to tell me if that
wasn’t the case.

Daisy, Ileisha and Gary,

can you guys meet
me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy, on my way.

Hello.

All righty.

Okay, so, looks like
we have lovely ladies

joining us this time.

That’s interesting.

Jill is a fun-loving lady

who wants to celebrate
her recent retirement

with her best girlfriends.

Erica, Pat and Lorrie
wants to be treated

like royalty while on board
with a fruity drink always in hand.

- Oh.
- Okay.

On night one the guests
request a surf and turf dinner

accompanied by a
’70s disco-themed party.

On day two, the guests
would like to go to a beach

and play games while
enjoying c*ck.

I like cooking for
a bunch of ladies.

And only four of them,
like, what am I, on vacation?

I love that for me.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Alex is my bestie.

Word.

This is Daisy calling
from Parsifal 3.

Can I please get lots of
decorations for a ’70s theme,

like wigs and costumes
and disco ba*ls?

- I don’t get it.
- This is the bottom.

Buongiorno.

How you feeling?

I’m okay now.

It was a... ing rough waking up.

It was fun night, though.

What do you think of me
and Colin kissing each other?

I think it’s really nice.

I think there’s definitely some
chemistry there between you two.

I’m more asking you

because we’ve kissed
and we’re all friends.

It’s a little bit
of a weird time.

Yeah, what is this
trying to get at us?

Maybe there’s a little
bit of jealousy there,

but then I can’t really
say that because,

yes, I did hook up with Mads.

Why are you jealous?

I don’t know. I thought
we had a moment,

but I think about it and it’s
like, where’s it going to go?

I’ve had a little chat
to Colin about it.

Did you?

And I said I think I’ve
always liked Daisy,

I’m not going to deny
the fact that it’s there.

- Do you like Daisy?
- No, no, no.

Yeah, but this
kind of bothers me

like you can’t even tell me
that you have feelings for me.

I don’t know. Maybe that’s it.

Maybe I’m a coward in that sense

and I’m too scared to see
what your reaction is going to be,

so I’m happy to tell
everyone else about it

because it’s how I feel

and I’m just too
scared to tell you.

And what... ing warped
zone am I in right now?

I can’t believe you realize
he has feelings for me

now that he’s seeing
me with someone else.

I mean, come on.

I think Gary’s upset
that I’m not his backup.

This kind of bothers me,

like you can’t even tell me
that you have feelings for me.

Maybe because I’m
scared to see your reaction.

I don’t know.

I couldn’t pursue you,

because I just
thought I wouldn’t...

have my chances weren’t there.

Especially when you told
me to stay away from you.

I was heartbroken by
that comment, really.

We don’t really get to
explore that, you know?

We don’t get to explore it

because you’re in a
relationship with my roommate.

Well, Gary, I don’t know
what you want me to tell you.

After you kiss Madison,

what you want to come over to me

and see which one you
have more chemistry with?

You didn’t give any room.

I kissed Colin last night.

We’re three weeks
into the season.

You’ve been hooking
up with Madison

for the last three weeks.

Yeah.

Okay, sweet.

Is this private or not?

Hey, buddy, no.

I’ve actually got to go.

Copy that.

I think that sexual tension
between Daisy and I

is always going to be
there until we have sex.

Again. No, I’m joking.

But now, all of a sudden,
Daisy’s hooking up with Colin.

You snooze you lose.

Sh... .

Yeah, I’m done.

Oh, this boat’s looking good.

It’s always interesting prepping

before the provisions come in.

Now that I’m, like, low on food.

- If that make sense?
- Yep.

It makes perfect sense.

- Are you done?
- Yeah.

Yeah...

That’s us pretty much
done for the day, eh?

I think we’re Gucci.

Yeah.

Oh, they are old, aren’t they?

Mm-hmm.

Because we were... ing wasted.

Do you regret kissing me?

Not at all.

What makes you say that?

So where do we go from here?

I’m not thinking
too much about it.

Obviously, keep it professional.

None of this PDA sh...
in front of all the crew.

See what happens.

Not in public.

Oh, my God, stop it.

I had this crazy
dream last night,

there was this
donkey trying to k*ll me.

It was frickin’ scary.

Nine o’clock start.

Thanks, girls.

- Good night.
- Night.

No. I’m not going to be needy.

Too late!

- Here we go again.
- Here we go again.

Dude, I feel like we’re
going to bust this charter out.

it’s going to be
another good tip.

I’m just going to stay
out of the girls’ way

so hopefully I can get
out of the doghouse.

All crew, all crew.

That’s a warning on provisions.

Thank you.

Prego.

What do you guys
think of my veggies?

Good Lord.

- You like that?
- I don’t.

Beautiful.

Okay, that’s it.

Where do you want
your party stuff?

Yeah, put that
back by that closet.

- By the toiletries?
- Yeah.

Good work, boys.
- ... ing rad.

How’s everything
going? It’s all good?

All right, man.
Thank you very much.

No worries.

All crew, all crew. 30 minutes.

Guest will be here 30 minutes.

Girls, this sink is


Remember, take your time

and the last minute
touches and stuff.

Right, boss, it’s all yours.

Thank you.

Try not to drop a
b*mb in here, okay?

All crew, all crew.

Let’s get everybody into
the c*ck now, please.

Copy.

Charlie’s Angels.

Hi, ladies. Welcome.

Hello.

Welcome to Sardinia.
I’m Captain Glenn.

Thank you.

All right, ladies. I
want to meet you.

Get on this boat.

If you ladies want to
take your shoes off there.

- Hi. I’m Jill.
- Hi, I’m Lucy.

Nice to meet you.

- I’m Gary.
- Gary, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

- Hi, Miss Jill, I’m Chase.
- Chase.

What a handsome crew.

Welcome aboard.

We’re going to get
the luggage on board

and we’ll get out
of here pretty quick.

In the meantime, Daisy
is going to take you

for a little tour of the boat.

- Thank you.
- Thank you. Wow.

I don’t actually
drink champagne.

Would you like something else?

Fresh fruit martinis.

- Yeah, sure.
- Can you do that?

Yeah.

They seem like, "yes,
ma’am," kind of people.

So if we go up the stairs here.

Oh, yeah.

Up here is pretty nice
when we’re going sailing

because it’s obviously
the best view.

Quite a lot for four.

Yeah, but they’re ladies, brü.
You know what ladies are like.

Yeah.

Down here, we’ve
got the main saloon

and obviously it’s a
bit cooler down here.

The bar is obviously there.

Always open. The
bar is always open.

Exactly, always open.

That doesn’t look
like a Glenn one.

No. Definitely not a Glenn one.

And here we have
the master cabin.

Yeah. Oh, I
could live with this.

Yeah.

Party in Jill’s room.
Party in Jill’s room.

Would you put fruit
in each of the glasses?

Just a little bit. Yeah.

This is a handsome
crew for sure.

Everybody’s cute.

What is your name
again? I’m sorry.

I’m Alex. That’s Chase.

And Chase is from Charleston.

Charleston, South Carolina?

Yes, ma’am.

I saw you guys are from
North Carolina, South Carolina.

That’s awesome.

Growing up in the South, I
know what these ladies want.

It’s the way I greet them.

Yes, ma’am. My pleasure.

They see it as manners.

I might be a little
taste of home.

We love our Southern contingent.

Yes, ma’am. It’s a pleasure.

All right. We’re
ready for our c*ck.

Hurry up.

You want me to go make them?

We’re all ready.
They’re doing it right now.

It’s just so hard to get out.

Really?

My method of
handling stress is moan.

Moan more.

...ing mint leaves everywhere.

And then finally do the job.

Okay, nice, guys.

These look beautiful.

But we’ll see.

I’m not picky at all. Whatever.

- No, that tastes good.
- Okay, of course, yeah.

One meter and increasing.

One meter and
increasing on port side.

Copy that. Thank you.

Anchor’s home, anchor.

Copy that.

- Everything okay?
- Good.

- You guys are from?
- South Carolina.

We were college roommates.

- Yes.
- Oh, my God.

I just finished university.

I lived in a house
with three of us girls.

- You going down?
- Yeah.

All right, I’ll catch you later.

I want another just
fruit and alcohol,

- and I’m happy.
- Okay, cool.

- Can we go upstairs?
- Yes.

I’ll bring them up, ladies.

Tender’s in tow, fully secured.

I’m going to make
some more c*ck.

...ing man, this is going
to keep us... ing busy.

I had to come up
here for the sail-away.

Imagine she goes,
I hate pineapple.

And I did all this.

Right to the bar, she goes.

Who wants a drink?

Would you like a drink, ma’am?

What the?

What have I done?

We’re ready for our c*ck.

Coming up...

Good breeze.
What’s it blowing at?

It’s only 10 knots.

He is cute.

We’re ready for our c*ck.

Thank you.

These canapés are
ready when you are.

Alex, do you want to
get the lazy sheet out?

Oh, yum. Perfect.

Mini crepes with smoked
salmon and cream cheese.

I can tell that these
ladies are classy

and that they would
appreciate something Southern.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

I’m kind of catering
to their flavors,

but then putting my twist on it.

Ladies, we have
homemade Parmesan crisp,

melon ba*ls with mint, mini
crepes with smoked salmon.

Mm, girl, these are good.

- Are they?
- Yeah.

Interior, interior.

We’re going to
start putting sails up.

Woo-hoo!

- Stow.
- Stow, yeah.

Okay.

We’ll be sailing on port tack.

Heeling to starboard
in about 10 minutes.

If you want to start
going up on the mizzen...

Are we in the safe
spot, Gary, for sailing?

You’re in a very safe spot.

Going up.

Oh, yeah, that is cool.

Okay, we’re going
to go on the main.

Oh, my gosh. Look
at that beautiful mast.

That’s pretty high.

Okay, coming out on that genny.

Oh, yeah, we are, like, tilted.

Whoa.

Yeah, now we’re...
What is it called?

It’s keeling, right?

Can you lock those for me?

- Yee!
- I’m feeling it.

This is so incredible.

Chase.

We can get his face printed out,

and then just at the
end of the day tomorrow,

just we all like to say,
Happy birthday, Gary.

And I’ve got balloons and stuff.

So I’ll do it before we go out,

and we’ll have a drink
and do the birthday cake.

Oh.

I’ll give you five. Just
don’t touch my sh... .

We didn’t...

Can you have dinner with us?

Sure, of course.
I would love to.

Thank you.

Our wind is dying,

so I think we’ll put
these sails away.

Copy that.

It’s like whale sounds.

Yeah. Hold.

You can let her go.

Okay, right.

What time do you
think you’d like dinner?

- 8:30.
- Okay, great.

Thank you.

Excellent, we’re
done. Thank you.

I’m going to come out of gear.

This is awesome.

No wonder they call
this the bunny pad

because you can hide
back here and have sex.

Oh, sh... .

That was graceful.

- Can I get you anything?
- Nope.

We’re going to go shower
and disco clothes on.

All right. Sounds good.

- Dais?
- Yeah.

They’ve invited me for dinner.

Okay, thank you.

So five for dinner.

I thought this might
be kind of cool on you.

Oh, yeah.

What does that go with though?

I don’t know how it goes.

Those two?

I don’t know if
the pants will work.

I had a lot of fun in the
’70s. The ’70s were great.

I remember sneaking into discos.

And I had frizzy hair.

And so I used to
brush it up into an afro.

It was big.

That is shagadelic.

I’m glad I saw the 70s.

That’s when streaking
was really big.

And it was fantastic.

Because everybody was streaking.

Groovy, baby.

Just a little bit
of fun and glitter.

Hello.

No, no, it’s okay. It’s
not going to go far.

They’re on the boat somewhere.

I promise you no one
would take anything.

I’ll ask the rest of the
crew in the meantime.

This party is going
to be off the chain.

Did you move a
necklace and earrings

that were in this twin cabin?

No, I haven’t touched that...

- Cabin?
- Yeah, no.

- I would check purses.
- Yeah.

Where’s Glenn? Does anyone know?

Cabin, I think, maybe.

You haven’t touched any
jewelry in the twin cabin.

I mean, I’m shaking.

Come in.

Hey.

What’s going on?

So, Lorrie has

misplaced her diamond
earrings and her necklace,

but I think she’s very concerned
that somebody’s taken them.

I don’t think I’ve ever dealt
with a theft on a super yacht.

Let’s you and I go and
I’ll have a chat with her.

I want Daisy to go
through things with me.

I want to see.

I don’t want them to
think that I made this up.

I just informed Glenn
just so he’s aware,

so he just wanted to come
down and speak to you.

Okay.

Okay, whoever does turn down,
you just check all the covers.

I tore everything apart.

That’s so strange.

I mean, my heart is racing.

Well, we’ll find
them, don’t worry.

I don’t think anybody
steals stuff like that.

I know I didn’t put
them in something.

You’d have to be an idiot
to steal on board a boat.

You’re never going
to get away with it.

It doesn’t make any sense.

Well, I’ll go talk to Daisy

about if anyone
was in here tidying.

Right.

So strange.

Hmm.

They’re obviously down.
They’re getting changed.

So I’ve asked the girls during
service or during turndowns.

Let’s check in there.

Okay. Cool.

All right. I’m ready.

Hi.

These disco queens.

If I try to dance, my
pants might drop.

Every time I pull them too high,

my voice goes up
a couple octaves.

Wow, they’re so cute.

Oh, a little mini disco ball.

Hey, Madison, will you
go down and start cabins?

No worries.

- Look at you.
- Oh, wow.

I always dress like this.

And we need photo ops.

Yeah, you got to
sit between them.

Okay, let’s do this.

- I’m so glad you’re joining us.
- Yeah.

Me, too.

Daisy, they’re sitting down, eh?

Great. Thank you.

That’s it. Gorgeous.

Cheers, ladies.

Is your first name
Glenn or your first name?

- No, my first name is Glenn.
- Okay.

My last name is Shepherd.

Okay.

I’m checking the bunny pad now.

I’ve just looked there.

I didn’t check the
bunny pad, but...

Madison is downstairs
now, so I’ve asked her to, like,

have a really, really good look.

- Go for it.
- Yeah.

Yum. Oh, I love salmon.

So for your first course,
you have miso glazed salmon

and some red vein sorrel.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- This is really...
- Mm.

Oh, wow.

I checked under the bed already.

I checked in all the drawers.

The only thing I haven’t
literally gone through

is her stuff.

I checked over here.

I got nothing.

Yeah, there was literally
...ing money in here

and stuff like that.

If I was going to steal
anything, I’d steal that.

Nope.

I found it.

No.

- Is that them?
- I don’t... ing know.

Go ask.

I found it, Dais.

- That’s good.
- Mm-hmm.

- They’ve got it.
- Oh, no.

They’ve got it.

- It’s not these, are they?
- Yes.

- Those are it.
- Where was it?

In the pocketbook.

See, I knew it.

Mm.

- Thank you.
- It’s okay.

- Thank you.
- I knew it.

- Lucy, my fav.
- Thank you.

- Thank Lucy also.
- Awesome.

No.

The back of my mind,
I’m thinking maybe

you should at least
apologize to the crew.

It’s like, no way are
they going to do that.

Thank God, Lucy.

Can we just make
a toast to the crew?

- Your crew’s amazing.
- They’re awesome.

They are great, huh?

Okay, they’re ready to go.

You’re following.

Okay, and that’s lamb.

- They’re all cute, too.
- Yeah.

If I was only 40 years younger.

- Cheers.
- Yeah.

Shut up, Gary.

For your second course,

beef filet with
scampi, lobster bisque,

and a parsnip puree.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Who wants to dress up
as ’70s and help us serve?

- Me!
- Yay, thanks, Chase.

I used to have a fear of sharks,

and for a long time, I
didn’t like to go in the water.

Long time ago, after "Jaws".

I used to never be afraid,

but there’s been a lot of
shark attacks in North Carolina.

Well, she’s got a gorgeous pool,

so why would you go out
there and risk your life?

Getting lumpy.

You actually look really good.

This is how they
did it in the ’70s, eh?

I look like a
horrendous lampshade.

You look like Edna’s just
got out of the retirement home.

Let’s go to the bridge, guys.

Where’s Gary? We need
some men to dance with.

Well, I think
they’re coming now.

Woo!

- Oh!
- Woo!

Yes!

That is pretty good.

Show me some steps. I
wasn’t around for the ’70s.

Woo!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God I’m getting
ping-ponged in here.

Come on, Glenn!

Oh, that’s my bad leg.

I think these ladies were
a bit wild back in the ’70s.

You guys enjoy the
rest of your evening.

Thank you very much.
That was a lot of fun.

Madison, you can go to bed.

Oh, my God. Lucy.

Should we get our bathing
suits on and go in the hot tub?

I am.

Ileisha, dinner was delicious.

It came out really
fast. Everyone’s great.

Thank you.

Sorry, what?

I am reeling the captain in.

Awesome.

My pants falling
off, though. By God.

Throw those pants
out. Just throw them out.

- I am.
- Throwing this sh... away.

What?

What the?

Yeah, that’s just
blatantly rude.

You going to bed soon?

Oh, sh... .

Oh...

...ing hell.

I don’t know. Gary!

All right, good night.
Have fun at work.

I will.

We need our temperature check.

Okay.

We just really want
to see your face.

Oh, really?

We want Alex to come up.

Well, I can get the
boys to come in.

I think they’d prefer
a nice little swim.

Gary!

Chase, how do you feel
about getting in the jacuzzi?

They just want some male
company there, it seems like.

I mean, okay, I mean...

Whatever happens, I
don’t want to hear about it.

I’ll go be a perfect gentleman.

These ladies are a little
bit older and they’re single.

I know these type
of ladies very well.

I hear you need a
temperature check.

- Yeah, we do.
- Put your finger in it.

What does it feel like?

Feels pretty good to me.

I like a little hot tub time,
so I’ll take one for the team.

Oh, yeah.

I look like your ex-boyfriend?

It’s... ed up that
this is the only

female attention I’m getting.

Love to dance.

Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.
- I bet.

Listen to us, we sound
like a bunch of cougars.

We are cougars.

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You know the
toilet’s aren’t flushing.

Please watch the bowl.

Yeah, that looks like some
arugula has just come out.

Okay, Colin, I’m
almost overflowing.

Oh.

Thank you all for
letting me join you.

I appreciate the
invite. So kind of you.

Any time.

Hey, there he is.

Have a good night, ladies.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

I have, like, a bucket
list of explorative things.

A bucket list is what?

To bang a guest or bang
a 65-year-old woman?

No, I’ve banged a


I’ve been there, done that.

Chase, you are something else.

I wanna apologize.

I appreciate it.

I know that sometimes
when I drink, I’m full on,

and I make dirty jokes, and
sometimes I can be offensive.

No, it’s fine. I
appreciate your apology.

One of my goals, I
wanna crush the season,

and I wanna walk away
from this, like being friends.

Let me hug it out.

I gotta take responsibility

for the fact that
I’ve upset Lucy.

Going forward, I need
to just be more aware

of the things that are coming
out of my big, stupid mouth.

Thank you.

Chase.

Hurry, hurry.

Morning, pumpkin.

Oh, my Lord.

Happy birthday.

Aw!

Happy birthday.

Woo-woo-woo!

Good morning.

Can I grab you a coffee
or water or anything?

- Hey, Capitano.
- Merry Christmas, big fella.

Thank you very much.

- 24 today.
- I know.

Halfway to 50. Very
happy about that.

Good night, have a good day.

One guest is up.

The one that thinks
we stole her jewelry.

Our best friend.

So, we’ll take our two
small wooden tables

four foldable chairs.

Shall we go change
into our swims?

Yeah.

Wow, that is so pretty.

Mmm.

Let’s go, buddy.

That is real pork bacon.

Tavolara.

What’s our schedule today?

So, what we are thinking
is that if you wanted to go in

to the beach and
have a walk and a swim

and then we move
underway, back to the dock.

Can I borrow one of
your all’s pink shirts?

Yeah, of course.

Opa!

Oh, my God.

Charter five. Done.

I’m ready to go get
my bathing suit on.

I’m going to send you
to the beach with them.

I got two here girls.
We can be twins all day.

Sweet, thank you so much.

All right.

- All right.
- You all good?

Hold on, everybody.

You can go down and do cabins.

Okay.

Yeah, short legs.

Oh, wow.

We’ve got umbrellas and chairs.

We want to challenge
y’all to corn hole.

Perfect.

Where’s my
teammate? He’s coming.

Yeah, he’s acting like a
model coming out of the sea.

Hey, he’s looking like a model!

First to 21, eh?

We have a cheater.

Come here, boy.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Here it is.

- Oh!
- Yes!

God, that mother... er.

All right, who’s
going swimming still?

Oh, yeah, that sounds good.

I’m hot.

So, let’s speak about Mads more.

Yeah, let’s.

No, no, no. He wants to
know everything about it.

He’s trying to steal her off me.

Come on, bro.

The fact that a girl
won’t say good morning

or good night to me after
we’ve had sex... ing hurts.

I think it’s kind of weird
that Gary’s telling Lucy.

Why wouldn’t you just
go talk to Mads about it?

As much as it pains me
to have to hear about,

- All right, ladies.
- Let’s get you on this boat.

There you go.

See you soon.

I hate beach picnics.

- Help us, Chase.
- Save us!

Save us!

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

You can fire up and let’s
start picking up right away.

Copy.

Would you like a cold towel?

Sure.

Oh, boy.

Anchor’s home. Anchor’s home.

Oh my God.

That’s the kind of
sh... that annoys me.

I’m not, like, in
love with Gary.

Like, it’s just
casual sex to me.

Every time I take a step back,

it feels like Gary needs
more attention from me.

It’s... ing ridiculous.

It’s just... ing stupid.

Be more dramatic, please.

I don’t want to leave.

Colin, do you
want to just eyeball

when the bow’s directly
ahead of our spot?

Glenn, you got about one,
two, zero, 120 to the dock.

It’s over, we’re pulling in.

Okay, go for it.

You’re looking good coming back.

Got about a meter on port side.

Do you want these
fenders over, Gary?

Oh, yeah. Maybe we
should get fenders over.

Let you off, Gary.
It’s your birthday.

Three meters on your port
side. Good six on starboard.

- Five.
- Two stop.

Copy that.

I wonder how old he is.

I’m afraid to ask.

Two to stop.

You’re looking good.

How close are we to
touching on this side?

A meter and a half.

Hold us there. You don’t
want to come any more astern.

Yeah, that’s good tension there.

We’re looking pretty
square from the front.

I’m happy on the stern, yeah.

Okay, that’s main engine off.

Okay, nice one. That
was a good docking.

All crew, all crew,
can we get everybody

on the dock to see off the
guests, please? Thank you.

Oh, Pat. Don’t cry.

Stop!

- Our Southern dude.
- Wonderful.

It was fun having you
guys. You guys are amazing.

Thank you.

Well, what can I say?

It was so lovely.

Service, food.

We have memories forever.

Thank you so much.

Oh, thank you.
That’s very kind of you.

- See you.
- Bye.

I’ll go do the...

It’s over.

Bellisimo.

Ciao bella!

Another one dusted everybody.

Good one.

Get everyone in the water!

Pretty... ing easy charter.

I think everything
went well there.

We’re midway through
trying to finish strong.

The usual cover-up, rubbish,

and rinse of topsides.

- Get changed, yeah?
- Yes.

- Sweaty boys.
- That’s us.

Just the way you like it.

No, not really.

Okay, got you, got you.

Okay.

Is this quinoa safe to eat?

It is safe to eat.

You know, the
toilets aren’t flushing.

This... ing boat.

This is the sh... iest
part of being an engineer.

I’ll have to go up there,
watch every bathroom,

I’ll pressurize it, get
that blockage back,

and then suck it out this way.

It’s really hard to diagnose
where the problem is.

I can’t just undo something
and find the blockage.

- You girls ready?
- Yeah.

Please watch the bowls.

Brü, it’s my birthday.

Anyone’s religious,
please say a little prayer.

We’re starting to
pressurize the system.

No one’s got any spillage?

- Nothing in my cabin.
- Nothing in mine.

I’m getting bubbles.

Captain’s cabin is bubbling.

Oh, my God.

Any bubbling up
in the girls’ cabins?

Nothing.

Okay, that looks like some
arugula’s just come out.

Oh, my God, that stinks.

Oh!

- Is it coming in?
- Yeah.

- Oh!
- I know.

It’s... ing disgusting.

You girls blocked
this, so this is all yours.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Girls, I think you
need to eat less starch.

Gary, sh... is coming
out of there ones.

Disgusting.

Can’t be me.

Okay, Colin.

Yeah?

I’m almost overflowing.

Oh.

Okay, I’m going to suck it now.

Oh, my God, I can’t go
down there. He’s gagging.

Oh, please, please, please.

Nothing’s happening
when I flush it.

Nothing is happening
on mine either.

Literally my worst nightmare.

Still to come, this season on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht."

Docking in Bonifatio,

it’s not the easiest
dock in the world.

So beautiful.

This is incredible.

You’re looking
good where you are.

Holy sh... .

Glenn.

We’re in France, b*tches.

It’s a fan off, vote
the best fan dance.

Ray and Brad are married,
and Nick is their boyfriend.

Oh, my God, they’re a thruple.

This is exactly what happens

when too much testosterone
and too much alcohol mixes.

Don’t start with me.

I will get... ing crazy.

You’re already crazy.

You’re all going
to meet my sister.

So, 20 tequilas.

And what are you guys having?

Oh, Bonnie and
Alex, let’s go, b*tch!

I was hoping that the crew
wouldn’t be dumb enough

to hook up with their
Chief Stew’s sister.

Don’t ever try me again, b*tch.

You barked at me, mother... er.

The first moment I see
anyone getting aggro,

they will be
getting off the boat.

You... ing could have
had me a million times over

and you didn’t want me.

Now that you can’t have
me, now you... ing want me.

Having sex with you
was ...ing amazing.

Shut the up.

I mean, it’s... ing bullsh... .

The chemistry that they have,
the way they look at each other,

I thought it was all friends.

It all makes sense now.

You sleep with me
every... ing night,

and now you hook
up with another guy.

How can I not be upset?

What?

The two of you are in my head.

You’re both... ing with my head.

I just want you out
of my... ing head.

Hey, catch me, hold me.