04x08 - Cheers to Boobies

[bunniefuu]

Everything's clean. Everything.

This is definitely
not the first time

I'm picking up
the slack for Alex.

Can I speak to you about
the boat this morning?

Yeah, it looks like sh... .

I'm not taking the
fall for that. Sorry.

If it's cool with you, I'm
just going to speak with him

about it myself.

Tell me what happened
with you and Madison.

Did you sleep with her?

- No.
- Why are you smiling like that?

I don't know.

It's because it's weird
that I'm talking to you

about hooking up
with someone else.

She doesn't want me.

It's just she doesn't want
anyone else to have me.

Good chat.

Hey, Glenn.

That's my favorite duo.

They would like
a seafood-palooza

- followed by a talent show...
- that.

Number two.

I'd like to welcome
you all to Italy.

Time to sail.

What the?

Hang on, hang on.

Glenn, we got smoke
pluming out of the engine.

All the temperatures
and everything are normal.

I found the problem.

- It's snapped right there.
- It'd be nice to sail.

Colin. Have parts here, brother.

Yoo!

We're ready to fire up.

There's no more smoke. We
know we've fixed the problem.

The level of smoke has
definitely dropped off.

I'm going to throttle
back and we'll get sails up.

Batting down the hatches,
we're going sailing.

I'm going to come
out on the genoa.

Here we go, baby.

Oh, my God.

Hopefully, this
is the last hurdle.

Yeah, baby!

Thank you, Colin.

Here we go. Sailing.

- Yeah!
- Woo!

- Finally!
- Oh!

Sh... .

This is long, long overdue.

We're sailing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, . This opened.

Oh, my God.

Now we're cooking.

It's intense, huh?

Now we're really cranked over.

Now that is badass right there.

- Oh, !
- Oh my God.

Everything down here is amazing.

Dude, that's great news.

Yeah, that's true.

It's all on Colin.

Parsifal has really
been giving us a run

for our money this season.

So I'm happy that we were
able to get a frickin' turbo

and solve that problem.

I wish we could do
this for hours, bro.

Tell me about it.
We were flying.

I don't think I've ever had
this much engine trouble

with guests on
board in my career.

Hopefully it's the
last, knock on wood.

Yeah, baby.

Whoo.

We're going to do this tack,

and then we're going
to go anchor you guys.

I don't know.

Chase, get ready.

We're going to drop the main.

Coming down.

Go, Tigers.

- Yeah, that looks good, Glenn.
- Yeah?

I'm going to go down, too.

- Dropping to two.
- Copy that.

Copy.

You guys had a good bite?

Yeah, that's like
a very good bite.

Excellent, we're
done. Thank you.

That was a good sail.

That was a really good sail.

Alrighty, time to have some fun.

Um, sorry, Colin.

I know you don't.

- What's your talent?
- Don't talk to me about it.

Are you guys
talking talent show?

I'll crack some jokes.
That's all I can do.

How the are we supposed
to top last year's talent show?

♪ Rick and Veronica
are laid-back ♪

♪ But they're probably
freaks in the sack ♪

I'm not sure what Jim
is expecting this year,

but, like, I'm a very
talentless person.

I'll make up a song
in, like, the next hour.

But you're
Mr. Amazing, apparently.

You can do it all.

According to everyone.

- Whoo!
- Oh, careful.

Copy.

Can I help you
with anything else?

No, no, no, that's
okay. Thank you.

You're welcome.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Do you need anything?
- Oh, I need so many things.

- Mental therapy.
- Therapy.

Mental therapy.

Chase, do you mind if I have
a seat while you're setting up?

No, please, go ahead.

Please, if you
could do that fridge,

and dishwasher can
probably go on as well.

You want to start
with the e-foil?

Yeah, we'll go with the e-foil.

Look at everything, bro.

Chase came in and
complained to me.

And he's like, I'm
going to speak to Alex.

I'm like, no, you're not.

On the first day, I
said, leave the boat,

how you want the
boat to be left to you.

The more you do the
less he's got to do.

And it's going to
work in your favor

for when he's on night watch.

All right. I think
I'm pretty good.

Well, he didn't...
ing rinse anywhere.

No one's ever told him that
he's done something wrong.

- No.
- He's too good-looking.

Far too good-looking, yeah.

And what the hell are we going
to do about this talent show?

I'll move my ears if you want.

I'll move my t*ts as well.

- Shut up.
- Yeah.

I dare you.

I'm going to have to.

We have, like, two
talents between all of us.

Do you think you're ready?

- So...
- I'm nervous.

Oh, that's fine.

The four of us could do Irish.

You could teach us.

The pure basics are you
stick your thumbs in here

and you go like this.

Always have your toes pointed.

Well, that's country dance.

It goes like this, like that.

You can, like, dance
around each other like that.

Damn, I feel like a horse.

I wasn't good at Irish
dancing when I was 12,

and I can tell you I'm sure
is not... ing good at it now.

But that's okay.
I'm a team player.

So we need to come up
with some sort of routine,

just, like, two minutes long.

I should sell
tickets for this sh... .

Marnie's going to Cuba.

This is the day I wish I
would have brought my drone.

So I could go see
the look on her face.

She's getting up.

There she goes. Yeah!

Toppled again.

Yeah, this is
what I worry about.

It's Marnie losing the foil.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Of course.

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

- Doing good.
- Yeah?

You know what you're
doing for your talent?

Nothing.

You do that all day long.

Oh, sh... .

Oh, great.

Marnie's coming back
without a bottom again.

Is there specific things that I
have to have in the palooza

or is it just, like,
seafood-bonanza?

No, I think it's just
overwhelmed with seafood.

- I'm going to go shower.
- Are you?

I want to do, like, grilled
lobster with tarragon butter.

- Yeah.
- And I've got scallops.

And then I'm going
to make a paella.

Nice.

And then I'm going to make
lobster mac and cheese.

- Yeah.
- God damn.

What are you doing?

Waiting to see if the wind
will die down for a second

so I can swap this.

- Who put this up?
- Me.

Because the other
one had broken.

I was going to say.
Bowline, impressive.

Oh, I thought you were going
to give me a sh... about it.

The situation with Alex leaving
the boat in a poor condition

is a tough one for me.

- Did you get some sleep?
- Oh, yeah.

It slept pretty well.

It's frustrating that
Gary doesn't want me

to go directly to Alex.

And I don't really
agree with that

because it makes me
look like a tattletale.

And that's not my intention.

I might have to wait till the
wind dies down to do this.

You want to come
down here, Alex?

Yeah.

Um, what happened
last night, bro?

What do you mean?

The boat looked like
absolute sh... this morning.

- You're serious?
- Yeah, bro.

I spent like six hours on it.

What looked like
sh... this morning?

Okay.

That one I forgot.

Scuppers, everything, bro.

Glenn commented
on the fly bridge also.

- The boat looked like sh... .
- Damn.

I just think it was
very unfair on Chase

for you to leave
the boat like that.

No, absolutely.

I know it wasn't
your intention.

Absolutely.

Because he was
claiming laziness.

And I'm like, no, Alex isn't
that lazy, so I don't think so.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Can I speak to you about
the boat this morning?

Yeah. Yeah, it
looks like sh... .

If it's cool with you,

I'm just going to speak
with him about it myself.

No, I'll speak with
him. You don't.

- I'll do that.
- Thank you, brother.

That's honestly
like - ing shocking.

He thought you were just sitting

doing all the whole night.

So he was... ing livid.

And then he's like this.

- Damn.
- Yeah.

The boat looks like sh... .

for you to leave
the boat like that.

No, absolutely.

I know it wasn't
your intention.

Because he was
claiming laziness.

And I'm like, no,
Alex isn't that lazy.

Really?

He thought you were
just sitting doing all

the whole night. So
he was... ing livid.

- That's the end of it.
- Yeah.

Won't happen again, sorry
to talk to you about that.

me, seriously?

I feel like I'm working
really, really hard.

So I don't really know why Chase
is attacking me behind my back.

Throw this in the dishwasher?

If you're upset
about things, Chase,

it's like come talk to me.

I mean, what is
this guy's deal?

- Good night, Chase.
- Good night, my friend.

My bad about the
boat this morning.

That's okay.

I thought I spent so
much time cleaning it.

A lot of it was
looking really good,

but there were a couple things.

Okay. Yeah. I'll be
more thorough tonight.

All right. Thanks, man.

You got it.

I better go and
relay dinner time.

- 8:30.
- Okay, 8:30.

So we'll get the rest
of them lobster now.

What are we doing tonight, Dais?

We have got the seafood-palooza.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

A seafood-palooza is perfect

because seafood
is my secret weapon,

so I'm making a
family-style seafood feast.

Fresh oysters,
whole-baked snapper,

fresh fish and grilled prawns.

I'm going to smash it.

It's going to be crazy.

Honestly, nothing has
put me under stress

like coming up with a talent.

- You good, Homes?
- Fantastic.

Gucci, man.

- Oh, nice.
- Oh, nice.

You're so stupid. It's unreal.

The feeling's not mutual.

I don't think you're stupid.

You went to college and stuff.

Semi.

What'd you up to? Come hang.

Sounds like you're busy.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm
never too busy for you.

You know you're gorgeous, eh?

What do you want to speak about?

Now that we've hooked up twice,

I just wanted to know
what you went out of it.

Um...

If you want a casual
hookup, by all means,

I'm all down for that.

I'm fine with that.

See how you flirt
with everyone else?

I'm not flirting. I can't
hold Alex's hand?

- Mmm-mm.
- No.

To me, that's very friendly.
That's not, like, intimate.

I think a hug's friendly as
opposed to interlocked fingers.

But anyway...

I don't know
Gary's expectations,

but I like to enjoy myself.

And just because we hooked up,

that doesn't necessarily mean

now we're settling
down for life.

Okay, so moving forward...

Sorry, I'm a... ing b*tch.

I don't want anyone
to, like, hinder me.

I'll flirt with
Alex if I want to.

Tell me what to
do, I'll tell you to off.

- Good chat.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keyboard.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Bye.

Do you have any idea
about dinner times?

- 8:30.
- Cool.

Veronica.

Excuse me. Sorry.

- Delivery.
- Oh, thank you.

Might shower just to
wet my hair down again.

I know. I think I'm
gonna go get ready.

I don't have any talents.

Yeah, give me some lyrics.

This is what I got so far.

His hair looks like
spaghetti? Come on, man!

What the?

How do you rhyme
something with deckie?

man, these keys are for kids.

We're in trouble here, brother.

Ileisha, all I have.

Maybe I can do the
lobster dish on that.

Yeah, you can definitely use it.

Not my problem.

Oh, honey, you look
really nice in there.

Wow.

I'll see you up there.

How are we doing?

I'm doing pretty good.

Looking at plating
everything in ten.

Does this make my butt look fat?

Or does my fat butt
make my fat butt look fat?

If you would all like
to take your seat,

I think dinner's gonna
be ready in a moment.

Yay!

Put some pants, on, Gary!

Okay, I've asked them to seat.

Copy that.

Would you prefer wine or...

I'll do a Manhattan.

See now, don't move. See?

See, why do you just...

I don't...

- It freaks you out.
- I hate when you do that!

Every time it freaks you out.

Okay, go.

It's starting.

Oh, my goodness.

- Lobsters.
- Wow.

That's good to go.

First one looks good.

We gotta bring it over
so I can take the picture.

- Of course, of course.
- And then you can move it.

- Oh, yes.
- Oh!

Hi, everybody.

Hello.

Okay, so Greek salad,

some bacon crumbed scallops.

We have some lobster mac
and cheese with fresh truffle.

Are you kidding?

And we have some grilled lobster
with caramelized lemon sauce.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Lobster mac and cheese?
- Oh, yeah.

All right. Bon appetit.

Bon appetit. Wow!

It looks great. Well done.

- Happy?
- Happy. Yeah.

She is pretty amazing.

That might be the
best scallop I've ever...

That was really good.

So what do you
think is gonna happen

at the talent show this evening?

Somebody's gonna win.

Should that go to the
loser or the winner?

Exactly.

If you have any costumes,
leave them in the bridge.

so you can get
changed real quick.

I'm going to get changed now.

Okay.

You want blue or pink?

No, they're tiny. My
a*s is gonna be out.

I'm over it. Let's
go do a talent show.

They're gonna see me.

They're gonna see
me run down the side.

I've had no time to practice,
but I think I'll be okay.

mines the bit part.

I don't have a lot of
displayable talents.

I'm good at like painting
houses, I'm great in bed.

But nobody wants to
see that in the main salon.

Oh, no pressure or anything.

Coming up...

Oh, sh...!

we're touching on
starboard and port.

If I get ground lines
stuck under the rudder,

I can do a lot of
damage with this boat.

Oh, God.

Are you guys ready?

I am ready for
some entertainment.

Come on, let's go.

Who's first?

Yeah, woo!

Here we are again at the
second annual Big Jim talent show.

Deja vu.

I'm just gonna warm you
guys up with a little joke.

So I went to the zoo last week,

and all they had was
one fluffy little dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Shih tzu.

Bring it to me. Bring it to me.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh my God.

Is that even a talent?
Like I can do it too.

I'd rate it double D's.

I've never seen that.

Stronger than steel,
hotter than the sun.

You all love Jim, and he
thinks he's number one.

Keep going, yeah!

Yay!

Last year, we did a
song about you guys.

So this year, we're gonna
do a song about the crew.

I love it.

Yeah!

♪ Gary is the first mate

♪ There's no girl
he won't date ♪

♪ Mads is the stewardess
She drinks and she's a mess ♪

♪ Thanks for joining us

♪ It's great to have you back ♪

♪ Please keep your
clothes on, Jim ♪

♪ No one wants
to see you crack ♪

Well done!

I am so proud of our team.

We are the most
talentless bunch.

Except for Colin's Song.

He's so cute.

Wow.

No, wait, I think we
have to pick a wiener.

I kept the score.

And Colin and Alex
took it by one point.

Nice job, crew.

- You wanna have a chat?
- Yeah.

I'll be out there.

You're going to bed
at a reasonable hour.

I know, how nice.

- That's exciting.
- I'm so excited.

The only problem is Glenn
comes out and Glenn's like,

"the boat looks like sh... ."

- Damn.
- And I feel like an a*s.

Damn, I really took my time.

I'm not the kind
of guy to, like,

be pissed about some
dumb sh... like that.

- Chase was... ing livid.
- Really?

He thought you were just sitting

doing all the whole night.

I know you're not
trying to screw me.

I fully believe you, bro.

I wouldn't even, bro.

- We're chilling.
- Word.

From what I can tell,

either Chase isn't
that fired up about it

or maybe Gary was
instigating some drama.

Is there anything
additional tonight?

- No.
- All right.

It just seems like somebody's
not telling the truth.

Just make sure the boat's
clean tomorrow morning, okay?

Yeah, I think I
got this this time.

I've got faith in you, bru.

- All right, I'm going to bed.
- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- See you tomorrow.

- Thanks for today.
- Yeah, no worries.

See you in the morning.

Are you frickin'
kidding me, man?

Goodnight.

You too.

So much fun.

Ugh.

There we go.

Perfect.

Good morning, buddy.

How was your night?

I'm didn't stop moving, man.

The boat should be perfect.

Tag, you're out.

Morning, Dais. In a good mood?

- Huh?
- Yeah.

- Did you have fun last night?
- Yeah.

The talent show was awesome.

It was a fun night, huh?

Drop off day!

Yay.

The boat looks good
this morning. I'm happy.

Sh... , Alex, good job.

- Did you sleep?
- No.

Really, why?

I don't know. I
woke up every hour.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, Jim!

What's going to
happen tonight, sea dog?

Everyone's ready
for some carnage.

If you want to sit
down for breakfast,

- we will come up.
- Yes, it's time for breakfast.

I'm going to have a
chat with Mads tonight

and see where I stand.

I don't think she takes
me seriously, to be honest.

The more she keeps
pushing you away,

the... ing harder you're
going to come at it.

So badly.

Sh... , it just doesn't seem
like that's going to happen.

Are you being serious
when you say that?

Dead serious. You are, bro.

man.

I think Gary's
all talk, basically.

I've heard all of this before.

What we're dealing with
is a stage five clingage.

How does it feel to
have some competition?

- From Alex?
- How's the ego holding up?

Oh, he's fine. My
ego's been strong.

Mads isn't just
completely giving in

to all of his shenanigans.

It's kind of funny.

Yeah, I'm not going to
hook up with another chick.

No, you.

If you had to send one
of the crew members

to exile island and
replace them with me,

who would it be?

And I am not doing that.

Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.

We could fire up
whenever you're ready.

Copy that.

Oh.

I don't want it to
go on your sausage.

I knew as soon as that
came out of my mouth.

Oh, my God.

Gary, start picking
up the anchor.

Copy.

Yeah, everything's
good down here.

Thank you.

Everyone finished?

That's us coasting.

Woo! Breakfast done.

Great.

They're kicking us off
and we're not even packed.

I know Daisy doesn't
want me to leave.

She told me,
secretly, in my dreams.

Colin, are you doing the anchor?

I'll round up the troops.

We got a boat on both
sides, I think, Colin.

Whoa.

Alex, help me switch some
of the fenders to the other side.

We got a boat on both sides.

What do you want me
to do with the tender?

Might have to jump in it.

Copy.

I think we're going to
have to shuffle our stern in.

These guys look
pretty close together.

Yeah.

I think we're going to be
touching the whole way down.

Hey, Daisy, can you
please come out with the girls

to watch fenders?

Copy. We're coming.

Boy, that is tight.

- Is it always this tight?
- No.

This is the first
time that we've had

any really big
neighbors on both sides.

Glenn, you got about a meter
and a half clearance on port.

I can do a lot of
damage with this boat.

If I get ground lines
stuck under the rudder,

I'm going to be pulling
these guys into me.

Half a meter
clearance on each side.

If I push in too
fast or too hard,

I can pop their stern lines.

Focus is absolutely critical.



And we're touching
on starboard and port.

It's a tight fit, man.

Move one of those most forward
fenders and bring them back.

Quick, Madison.



Kick to starboard.

- Wait, wait.
- What's happening?

Oh, God.

Oh!

Boy, that is tight.

We're touching on
starboard and port.

It's a tight fit, man.

Move one of those most forward
tenders and bring them back.

Quick, Madison.

Oh! Oh, God.

Backing our fat a*s in.

Still two to stop, Glenn.

More here.

Are we having trouble
fitting fenders in here?

Yeah.

We're almost 11 meters wide,

and it only looks about


Can you thrust across and
we'll get some fenders in there?

Please.

We know that's our
berth for the summer,

so we can get everybody
to shuffle over a little bit.

Additional fenders are
in place on port side.

We're good to go.

I know how I can
get my butt in there

and kind of wiggle my way in.

Glenn, we've got about
a meter to come back.

Coming back about a meter.

Easy. Slow speed.

Okay, Glenn. That's good, yeah.

Let's get the port one on.

Okay, Glenn. We're
good at the back, yeah.

Colin, you can shut down
whenever you're ready.

What, you couldn't
afford a bigger dock?

- Everyone on the dock?
- All right.

Zip up your pants,
Veronica. Let's go.

You zip up your pants.

Mads, it was a
great trip. Thank you.

We would have been seriously
lost without you. You know that?

Thank you for being so amazing.

- Thank you.
- And Gary.

Thank you for everything.

So, you know, it's a small tip.

It won't really go very far.

Oh, my God.

But, you know, it's all ones,

because I usually spend
them at the strip bar.

So, farewell to you all,

and I love you
is what I will say.

- Oh...
- Stop!

- Thank you, Glenn.
- Thanks again.

Thank you so much, man.

Thank you. Have
a safe trip home.

We'll see you in Maui.

Bye, bye!

Where's my horn honk?

I miss them all already.

Shall we? Should
we go change quickly?

- Time for work.
- Rinse.

Make sure you get
under the fenders.

All right?

You smelling what I'm cooking?

Mm-hmm.

One roll of toilet paper
and then toiletries.

And then towels.

Charter's done.
Gonna get drunk.

Come on, babe.
Let's take the trash out.

I've got body wash coming
at me the left, right and center.

Oh. Every time.

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everyone
together in the saloon

for a tip meeting,
please? Thank you.

Okay.

Just when you think we're
about to have an easy charter

based on the guests,

you know, something
can always go wrong.

Colin, never a dull moment.

Smoking engine, fire hazard,

but once again, you
saved the charter, dude.

We were lucky.

Daisy and interior, it's
fun to watch you guys gel,

I think it's a real testament
to your leadership.

How do you feel service
went on this charter?

As a team, I think
we're pretty great.

I've noticed a marked
improvement, for sure.

Yeah.

Timings, I saw a
big improvement.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, so the tip amount
in US dollars, 27,500.

Woo!

And that works out in euros to

just shy of 2700 each in euros.

Whoa!

That's crazy.

Love them.

Plus, I am so happy

Glenn has started
giving compliments to me,

but honestly, I'm
just so exhausted,

like, mentally and physically.

Oh!

Oh, well.

Yee-haw!

Oh, Lord.

Oh, girls, we need vacuum
here, it's already mopped.

You're so bad, Mads.

You all right down
there, sweet cheeks?

Yeah.

♪ Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

♪ Daisy, Daisy, Daisy ♪

My feet smell like sh... .

All good in the hood.

Men are dogs.

That's... ing ridiculous.

No, just you.

Mmm. Wow

Mmm. Mmm.

It's going down!

Meet me in the stern!

We're getting drunk.

Ready? Go.

Come on, cheffy.

No!

Should we have a quick shot?

All right, you're next.
I'll fill it up for you.

Gary.

Yes?

Are there any men left
with any ba*ls in this world?

No, clearly not, bru.
I've only got half a ball.

You're not going to
funnel this beer out of this?

No.

Please!

- ing hell, Chase.
- Let's go!

ing yeah. Rockin'
like it's hot.

Grr! I don't know how I feel
about Chase, to be honest.

I think he tries far too hard.

He's done it.

Not a drop spilt.

Why is he screaming?
Can we make him stop?

Yeah!

- Chest bump.
- Okay.

I don't know how to do that.

yeah, America.

We're doing boys
and girls, huh?

Whoa!

Okay, let's change it up.
I'm coming with you, ladies.

What an as*h*le.

Cheers, girlies.

Ah!

Chase. Out of all the girls,
who would you want to bang?

Cheffy, but she's got a
boyfriend, and I respect that.

That was unexpected.

- Are you feeling better?
- Yeah.

Just got a little wave again.

Keep drinking that.

Yeah, but Lucy got some
tig old bitties, though.

Before this season is over,

I'm going to
boob-luge some tequila

through her tig old bitties.

Seems like tonight's the night.

Maybe.

Do you want to know
what we actually say, guys?

- Yes.
- Okay.

So what we're saying is,
everybody loves Daisy to bits,

but as much as I'd
love to... ing go there,

I'm very scared of Daisy.

I don't want to get
on her wrong side.

Oh, my God.

Yeah!

All right, Ileisha.

Everyone just says why
does she have a boyfriend?

Perhaps Gary's in there setting
us up with the other chicks.

- I doubt it.
- Uh, yeah.

He's a selfless human being.

Completely.

I really wish Gary hadn't
opened his... ing mouth.

Called me a bloke. She
said she's un... able,

and then she said
she's got a boyfriend,

and you c*ck her.

Yes, Lucy!

So what, what do
you want us to do?

Yes, and what do
you want us to do?

Now I literally want to you all

now that I know I'm un... able.

Baby. Why am I here?

Guys, I'm coming!

- Oh, my God! Gary!
- Are you kidding?

Now I literally want to you all

now that I know I'm un... able.

Why am I here?

Guys, I'm coming!

No! Oh my God!

Gary, that's not funny.

We're in a... ing main road.

I'm not going to go anywhere.

Stop.

Oh!

All the guys want to Daisy,

and I might have
said that myself, too.

Stop talking.

I don't care
about some hillbilly

and long haired guy anyway.

I feel like you made
all the girls feel worse.

All right!

Okay, I literally am
going to pee my pants.

You ready, little... ing
pumpkin pie-headed mother?

- Ditch the boys.
- Yeah, I know.

How cute is this
restaurant? I can't even deal.

At least you look great, though.

- How's your ride?
- Not good.

What did you do?

Oh, they asked me what
we spoke about in the van,

and clearly what I said was
not a compliment to any of them.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

- Thanks, Chase.
- You're very welcome.

They asked me what
we think about the girls,

and I said, Daisy, all
guys would love to you,

but they're too scared of you.

You said that?

You just ditched the boys,

I ratted on you.

Yeah, I did. I did.

What did you say?

Now the boys don't like
me, the girls don't like me.

This is a direct violation of
BroCode rule number one.

Don't tell the girls what
you said about them.

Hello?

Are you offended by
anything Gary said?

He says everyone hates him.

What did he say?

What a... ing leper.

Mads was c*ck-blocked.

Ileisha's fit, but
she's got a boyfriend.

Hey.

How are you feeling?
Here, sit down.

No, I think I need
to use the bathroom.

I need to be sick.

He said that, we all said that.

Yeah, that's just
the generalization.

He's not going to say everything
you guys said, obviously.

Oh, my God.

Daisy kept the most,
but I couldn't give a.

I'm going to go sit down.

It's just kind of sh... .

- How?
- He's being a... ing gossip.

What?

Yeah, apparently he does.

He said that I called you ugly.

We talked about
boob-luges and redneck sh... .

Can we drink tequila
between your boobies tonight?

Shut the up.

On my mother
and my father's life,

you will never, ever
get between them.

Let me rephrase.
Let me rephrase.

Can we please drink tequila?

Ew, Chase. You're
actually - ing being, like...

Chase needs to chill.

When he's drunk, he's loud,

and sober Chase
understands his limit of...

No, he doesn't.

Find someone else with
t*ts, because it's not me, boy.

Running about this.
Bring it down about this.

Tonight's going to be a night.

It's already.

Okay, then, what
would you like to eat?

Can I have the
mozzarella with tomatoes?

The carne con verdure.

I, for one, am going
to work on my Italian,

so I will have the
gregliati mista di carne.

Cheers to the boys.

Because I'm a bloke.

Cheers to the boys.

Oh, my God.

You were to me.

Whoa, look at those mussels.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry
you're feeling sick.

I'm going to go home.

You guys stay, don't worry.

Have a good time.

I'll let you know
when I make it back.

I hope you have
an awesome night.

Love you.

I feel so bad.

Yeah, baby.

Cheers to boobies.

I'm not cheersing to that.

Chase, there is
always a time and place.

That's what you need to learn,
that is not the time or place.

Give me a break.

Lucy, I'm like ten drinks deep.

Maybe I'm the... ing as*h*le.

No one's saying
you're a... ing as*h*le.

Don't put... ing words in
my mouth or I don't get it.

Mads, man, I can't
do this sh... with this.

You're a... ing joke.
You sat there calling me...

I've never said that
you were a... ing as*h*le.

If I said you were
a... ing as*h*le,

I'd say it to your... ing face.

It was a joke.

I mean, he is an as*h*le.

So... ing rude.

I've never said that
you were a... ing as*h*le.

If I said you were
a... ing as*h*le,

I'd say it to your... ing face.

It was a joke.

Some... ing joke.

You're a... ing as*h*le.
I think you're an as*h*le.

I'd say it to your face.

It was a... ing joke.

There's a time and
a place for a joke.

Chase, and you need to
learn the time and a... ing place.

I don't mean to laugh, but
he's so... ing stupid. I can't.

I'm not going to... ing
say another word tonight.

Sit over with me and Alex, okay?

Everyone's forgiven Gary.
Everyone's forgiven Chase.

No one's forgiven Lucy.

off, Colin.

I'm just so fed up with
Chase. He's so annoying.

My name's Chase
and I love boobs.

Let me do tequila
shots from your t*ts.

What the , like?

Let's go. Come on.

These... ing chairs,
man. It wasn't me.

What a night, huh?

Whatever they're
saying about us, trust me,

I don't want to know.

Clearly, it's not.
Chase is the best.

We all want to sleep with him.

If that was the case,
I would want to know.

Everyone else is
talking and he goes,

"let me do a tequila
shot between your t*ts."

And I said, "eh?"

I'm not in the mood
for this right now.

ing Gary showed
everyone his testicles.

Ah!

And they're all
like, Gary's the best.

I... ing say one thing

and the chicks are
throwing their chairs.

Yeah, you and Daisy have
great boobs. Get over it.

You'll never see them.

Can you stop
doing that right now?

Why are your lips blue?

Oh, it's the lipstick.

Thanks, man. Appreciate it.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, God.

What drink do you want?

I'd love a margarita.

Tequila? That's first.

What was going through your head

when you jumped
in the girls' van?

What was going through
my head? Mads. Mads. Mads.

You know what? I know
you don't even like Mads.

She's the one that gave
you two seconds of her time

and you're like,
oh, this is the one.

I kissed Mads in the car
here and Daisy looked at me

as if I'd just cheated on her.

But she told me to stay
away from her this season.

And it's not a game for me.

I'm... ing sick and tired
of games, bru. Over it.

She said make me a margarita.

- Oh, sh... , okay.
- I can do it.

No, should we go have a beer?

That's just really... ing
weird and sticky in here.

I'm going to go
to bed, I reckon.

She loves me. She loves me.

ing time for bed.

Yeah, she's running
to get me, everyone.

Shut the up.

Chase is just about
to pull his cover over

and go to sleep.

I'm just sitting here so you
guys don't give me sh... .

Your girlfriend's here.

Let's go say good night.

ing ridiculous.

Oh, my God.

I can tell you one thing

I'm not going to...
ing put up with tonight.

It's this sh... .

Shut up, Chase.

You can suck my d*ck, boss.

It's not happening tonight.

Depends on you.

Colin? It's very bad.

- Mads is in our cabin?
- Yep.

I'm not sleeping
in the... ing cess pit.

Hell, we should go give
him some sh... , though.

- Yeah.
- Wee! Here we go.

Farquaad. Where you
going, you... ing guy?

God, I feel like
a little schoolboy.

Quick, Colin, to our
cabin. Reclaim it.

We need to go to bed.

I'll take my drink.
You take your drink.

I haven't seen him since you
saw him outside the wheelhouse.

I guess I'll just go
down to the master.

Is this an invasion
of their privacy?

Of course it is.

Oh, sh... . Gary.

Gary, Gary, Gary.

Get the...

Look at this.

Get the out, Colin.

Mads, what's going on?

Oh.

What the , why?

- Well, we found him.
- All right, yeah.

ing A.

I'm so sorry.

How... ing annoying.

Hey, that got... ing
pretty crazy, huh?

I'm just glad we got
to the bottom of that.

Just those guys.

I know. That took my
b*ner away straight away.

No, you don't.

I'm so confused right now.

Do you have a... ,
please stop this alarm.

Sure.

Gary... Why am I knocking?

Close your eyes, close
your eyes, close your eyes.

Gary?

Where'd Mads go?

She was pissed off?

Why? Because we'd come in?

Oh, my bad.

What the? Where
did that come from?

my life, bro.

Madison, why are you still here?

He's down there all,
like, confused now.

Why don't you go back there
and make them feel comfortable?

You're going to thank me later?

Am I going to thank you?
No, I still... ing hate you.

Well, I'm not involved in that.

I didn't do anything.

- I hate Colin and Alex.
- you.

Have the time of your life.