04x06 - Clash & Burn

[bunniefuu]

Previously on the "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht..."

I'm on a yacht, mother... er.

See my chain, b*tch.

He's gathered his
family and friends

to celebrate the
launch of his new book.

Definitely want to have somebody
of the interior on the beach.

But we can do a lot on the boat.

But if all the
guests off the boat,

I think we can afford to send
one from each department.

If you want it, I will do it.

- Perfect.
- Fine with that.

They should right there,
say, like, 50 to 80 kilos.

Did they just...
ing hit each other?

He's gotta cut on his head.

All right. Bleeding
out of his head.

- What?
- There's still bleeding.

- See you soon, buddy.
- See you soon.

Will you be going to the beach
or will you be taking a rest?

- I think so.
- Thank you.

Absolutely, we'll wait.

For 's sake, this is exactly

why I didn't want
to send a stew.

Can I get some
of the green juice?

A double espresso.

Daisy, Daisy.

Now, Lucy's gonna be doing all

while we're busting our asses.

- Make a smoothie.
- You want me to make a smoothie?

I'm this close to having
a... ing meltdown.

Hey, Daisy.

Hey, Daisy?

Daisy?

This was not good timing.

I am so... ing
frustrated right now

that if I didn't cry, honestly,

I think I would set
the boat on fire.

The last thing I want is for
the interior team to do a bad job

and for there to be
another complaint.

So I don't know what else to do.

Ooh, okay.

Beach party, Gary.

The guests have decided to wait

maybe half an hour until
they come to the beach.

Copy.

This is why I don't
wanna send a... ing girl

and now she's sat on the... ing
beach for an hour on her own.

I'm gonna do some yoga.

Good call. Stretch
that back out.

What, the downward doggie one?

Oh.

That's a child's pose.

Oh, this looks beautiful.

There you go.

Can I get a double espresso
and add vanilla and cinnamon to it?

- Yeah, sure.
- Everyone else is gone.

No, they're waiting now.

For TJ and Lauren. Oh my God.

Daisy seems really stressed,

so I wanna make sure
that I help the situation.

Daisy, what can I do for you?

Can you start making a smoothie?

- Okay.
- The same one as this morning?

- Isn't it so good?
- It's good.

Do you guys wanna
try the Tempe sausage?

Oh no, I ate enough.

I'm gonna have food
on the beach too, I think.

One, two, three.

Wait a minute, you're
supposed to breathe.

Oh sh... , sorry.

What are you doing,
guy? You chillin'?

Waiting for the
guests to go ashore.

Yeah, they're supposed
to go like half an hour ago.

Would you wanna
help us with dishes?

- Sure.
- While you wait?

Un... ing-real.

Let your shoulders fall.

Relax.

There you go.

This is the one.

Yeah, so it's probably
your thoracic spine.

I'm gonna go take a nap.

Yeah, I probably
need like two hours.

This knife is broken,
should we throw it away?

Oh, this is also broken.

I heard it.

Well, I don't know
how to open it.

This is Lauren's smoothie,

and I'll let Gary know
that you guys are ready.

Yeah, as soon as Lauren
walks up, we'll walk out.

Okay, awesome.

They're gonna come back
and just find two skeletons

with pink shirts on.

I least we have each other.

that.

Gary, the guests are ready.

Okay.

Do you want to get
this food into the bag?

I'll pack them up, yep.

- Dad.
- What?

You need some chips,
a bowl for the chips,

and napkins...

I don't even know
what the time is.

We're on beach time, baby.

Just a heads up, I'm going
to be coming with the guests

to the beach now.

Copy. Go time.

- You ready to rock, buddy?
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah.

Hello.

So when Gary drops them off,

we're gonna send
these into the tender.

Have fun.

That is not gonna fit.

Maybe it will.

Baw!

It's a jellyfish.

Don't eat it.

Okay, that's
everything upstairs.

I'm just gonna turn laundry

then I'm gonna come help.

Sorry to keep you guys
waiting so long over here.

- No, no, it's fine.
- This is nice.

It's awesome.

Yeah, this is cool.

Hey, guys, I've dropped
the guests on the beach.

I'm heading back for the food.

Gary's on his way back,
ready to pick food up.

They smell good.

I mean, look, I'm
gonna be honest.

Buffalo wings is
not really my thing.

- I'll come back for that.
- Okay.

All right, so I got
snorkel gear set up.

All right.

I'm gonna snorkel first.

Be careful not to
topple them over.

Let's go!

Oh.

Yeah, please. No more heads.

- Sad to miss out.
- Yeah.

Cool.

What the?

Look what they've
done to me again.

What?

I just want, like, a fillet.

Ew.

This is ridiculous.

Why can't they send
me a damn fillet?

I don't normally
mind filleting a fish,

but a giant monkfish?

This just s up my
whole prep time.

I don't have time for this.

Oh, just what I need.

Like, another 20 minutes
of dealing with fish.

I hope this primary is happy.

It's the worst
beach for no shoes.

Really, eh?

Yeah, you can't walk.

Thanks, guy.

These are warm right now,

so that might be the best
time to get into chicken wings.

- Oh, nice.
- Oh, wow.

- Okay.
- You got buffalo sauce?

- Yeah.
- Oh, sh... .

Got napkins, Lucy?

- Yeah, I'm just gonna...
- Okay.

Thank you.

I said buffalo wings. Do these
look like buffalo wings here?

I like these, though.

This is how they do
buffalo wings in Sardinia.

It's a wing.

Oh, here.

Mm-mm.

You don't have a separate dish

we could put these
bones in, do you?

Yeah, I'm just gonna try
and find something now.

Okay.

We need a bowl for
the chips and napkins.

Can you help me
find a separate dish?

We need to put the
wings somewhere.

I don't think they've gotten
a lot of buffalo wing requests.

You can put the wings on there.

Oh, it looks horrific.

I feel bad for Lucy.

It seems like a no-brainer
for somebody to pack a bowl

to catch the bones.

All right. There you go.

Somebody's dropping the ball.

Just saying.

Do you get a lot of
requests for buffalo wings?

On the beach?

What do you got?

Wings?

I heard someone
talking about wings.

Couple of the sports.

That's not good.

Your lats are so wide,
they just catch wind, Jake.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, I started, like,
falling, like, by instinct.

I, like, put my
hand on the table.

- You good, boss?
- Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm good.

It was just funny.

We were putting the eaten
wings back in the same bowl

because we had
nowhere else to put them.

And then it all ended up on
the f*cking ground anyway.

All good?

Dais?

No, I just...

Oh, I'm so over this.

Oh, my God.

Just so you're prepared,
he's complaining a lot.

If we go to, like,
a nice resort,

and then when you leave
the resort and go into town,

you're like, ah, all right,
let's get back to the resort.

me.

Coming up...

- Mads!
- What happened?

I just burned her dress.

Her dress just melted on me.

Just so you're prepared,
he's complaining a lot.

If you go to like a nice resort,

and then when you
leave the resort and

go into town, you're like...

let's get back to the resort.

Jake fell off his chair,

and all the food went
onto the floor of the beach.

It is what it is.

Gary.

I mean, I really thought
they were enjoying it.

I'm having a good
time with them, so far.

What, is she stressing out?

Look at her, yeah.
She's gone for a cigarette.

Ah, it. Let her.

I was stressing out when
you weren't here, dude.

Big time.

I feel like Gary lives
in his own world,

and, you know, at
the end of the day,

if there are any
complaints coming back,

it's gonna be
about the interior.

But he doesn't give a
sh... about how I feel.

I'm having dinner
with them tonight.

I'll make it all happen.

I think we're ready to head
back if you guys are cool.

Yeah? Of course.

Gary, they're ready
to head back, please.

Okay, copy. I've got my
way to pick up the guests.

Ooh.

Just go between
galley and laundry.

Sounds good.

I hate people. I hate life.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

So I'm gonna take it back,

bring you guys
back in a little bit.

Okay, baby.

Capitano!

You're gonna put
the sails up today?

- Definitely.
- Great experience.

- Oh, cool.
- You have fun?

- Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
- Good.

Okay, I'm gonna go
downstairs and check with TJ.

Oof.

Are you good?

Oh, my God.

- You okay?
- Cut your fingernail.

- How bad?
- Bad.

Okay.

Want something to clean it out?

It's so sharp, the blade.

- Got Band-A*DS?
- Yeah.

I should know better.

I'm no stranger to
injuries when I'm rushing.

One time in the kitchen, I
nearly cut my whole thumb off.

I passed out, blood
everywhere, white face.

I needed to go to the hospital.

One of those helped.
I don't wanna see it.

But you have to
suck it up, shake it off.

I just won't like to
wrap this around it,

to be honest and,
like, keep going.

You'll be all
right, don't worry.

Yeah, yeah.

This is foul.

I had to pick up chicken
wings with my bare hands.

Eaten.

Jake, can you take
pictures of me, please?

Honestly, Natalia might be
better at taking these pictures.

I love taking photos.

Yeah.

Because it's weird.

And the boat's moving a lot.

Piná colada.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- What's the time there?
- 3:45, maybe?

You're supposed to be
down 3:30, though, aren't you?

- Yeah.
- Where's Chase?

I'll just rinse this
sh... , I'm fine.

So I wanna make my pasta...

Pasta's for dinner?

Yeah.

But I wanna make the dough,

because I'll be so busy
with my missing finger.

Hey, buddy.

You're up at 2:30,
eh? It's quarter past 3.




the page, it's there.

I told ya. Can't
remind you all the time.

Do you mind helping going,
packing away the swim platform?

On the way.

ing Gary. That's not
what he said yesterday.

What's the schedule?

You're up from 12 to 7:30.

And then down to 3:30
or something like that.

Even when I'm right,
I'm... ing wrong for it.

Dude, sorry I got up late.

- No, you're all right.
- I really thought it was 3:30.

Did you around on the beach

for an hour and a half
waiting for the guest?

Yeah.

- You wanna tie this up?
- Yeah.

ing headless chicken.

I feel so out of control.

Okay. You're gonna
put everything away

and make sure
everything's really clean.

Please. Thanks.

You wanna start picking up?

- Hi.
- Hey, how you doing?

- Why don't we do dinner at 9?
- Mm-hmm.

This is the release
of the book party.

But then I wanna turn it to an
awards night for everybody else.

Yeah, for sure. Love that.

- So I got these.
- Okay, amazing.

All right.

Anchor's home. Anchor's home.

Copy, anchor home. Thank you.

All right. Interior. Interior.

We're gonna start
putting sails up.

Do you wanna watch the mizzen?

Go for sailing, please.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Hey, Jake, look at
the sails up back there.

- It's awesome.
- Okay, that's good.

You want to go on main?

So what's your menu for tonight?

I'm gonna go ravioli.

I'm gonna do a lobster tail.

They're... ing
awesome. Look at this.

You need to get
the genoa out, huh?

Oh, sh... .

Look at that damn thing, bro.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

How you doing, man?

I feel great now.

Hold!

- How fast are we going?
- 12 knots.

- 12 knots.
- Yeah, baby.

- Yeah, baby.
- Yeah, baby.

Just a big turn to
port, head into it.

Here we go. Here we go.

We're gonna heel hard.

It's already happening.

You see this sh...?

This is leaning too much.

- Not the beans!
- me.

I love this, man.

Holy sh... .

Tell them to straighten
it up a little bit.

I'm getting nervous.

Oh, sh... . Sorry.

You know what?

I'm sick of being the
only one that works here.

Yeah, and more.

Dinner nine at the moment.

- Yep.
- Yeah.

Hey, my fave.

Listen, I want to hang
out and get to know you.

Just want to chat.

It's not easy while
we work, though.

No, exactly.

I know, because you
don't really get the time.

And then when we go
out, everyone's together.

I know, we're just gonna have
to stay up and wait in the jacuzzi

- until everyone goes to bed.
- Shocking.

And I need
affection, girlfriend.

I think you got the wrong one.

I don't think Gary
gets me at all.

I think the affection
and love bombing

is just so cringy to me.

I'm not an affectionate person.

Well, we can change that.

Oh, can we?

Hey, me and my friends,
we were all just talking.

We'd love it if you joined
us for dinner tonight.

Okay, sure. Yeah,
I'd be honored.

- You available?
- Yeah, why not?

You're here,
right? All right, cool.

Gary, the dinner's
for his book launch.

He's gonna turn it around
and make it all about his guests.

And he has, like,
awards to give them.

- I can emcee that.
- I would appreciate that.

- I'm going on break.
- Okay.

Go get me if you need me.

- How you doing?
- Splendid now, man.

I feel like a million bucks.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Should I put the gennie away?

Uh, yep.

I'm gonna go steam this, Mads.

Hold.

That's good work.

Can I get a picture
of the man bun crew?

Oh, yeah.

I feel like you guys look b*mb.

I... ing hate laundry.

Should we start
changing into blacks?

Maybe Gary, you go first.

Okay.

I'll go last. Thank you.

Mads! Mads!

What happened?

I just burned her dress.

Her dress just melted on me.

I was steaming it.

Mads, I just burnt her dress.

You're lying.

Oh, my... ing God.

Isn't it funny, like, the way
the yacht crew acts and stuff?

Like, you could tell who's
been doing it for a while

and who's, like, newer at it.

- Oh, babe.
- The... ing iron.

This is gonna be a problem.

I'm gonna cry.

- I just burned her dress.
- You're lying.

Oh, my... ing God.

Jake, we're gonna get ready.

- Yeah, yeah.
- See you.

This is gonna be a problem.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Can you get ready
on the bow and Alex?

Can you guys get
ready to do this tender?

Not only did her
husband get stitches,

we've ruined her... ing dress.

Let's go to one and a half.

- Daisy?
- What's going on?

Lucy may have ruined
the guest's dress.

That's a very good bite.

Yeah, lock it up?

Yeah, we're done. Thanks, mate.

Okay, you go up there in
case they need anything.

Okay, I'll figure this out.

She told her to steam it
and it burned the holes in it.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so you should
be able to iron it.

So steam shouldn't
have done that.

- I'll see her.
- All right.

Having to tell this guest that
we have... ed up so majorly bad

and that probably
we're going to get some

more sh... ty
feedback from Glenn,

my anxiety is
sky-high right now.

I'm going to start setting
up, but what is the theme?

Yeah, you can
start setting up now.

Gold, black, diamonds.

Just slow. Everything slow.

Do we know what time dinner is?

What time's your dinner
or what time's my dinner?

You're eating dinner with us.

Jake wants invite
Gary to dinner.

Tomorrow night? Does that work?

- Yeah - Okay, awesome.

- Ileisha?
- Yes?

I don't know if you're aware,

but they asked me
to eat with them.

Do you have enough
for both me and Gary?

Yeah.

Two, four, six, eight.

You need to go let
Daisy know, huh?

How can I help you, cheffy?

- I really need dishes.
- Yeah.

- Hey, Dais?
- Yeah.

They've asked Glenn
to join them for dinner.

I don't know if you've heard.

Oh, sorry, Dais.

Have they just sprung a bunch
of sh... on you or what's the deal?

Yes.

I don't like these guests
because they've made you angry.

I don't like them either.

It's not as fun to
hang out with you.

I know.

You go to bed,
bro. You go to sleep.

You're up in like four hours.

Potatoes. What am I
going to do with them?

I need to get them in the water.

Hi, Lauren.

This has been a
little bit of an accident.

- What?
- There's a small hole.

Oh, my God.

When we went to steam it,
the iron must have been too hot,

but we're so sorry about
that, but we'll reimburse you.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry, Lauren.

- It's okay. Okay, bye.
- Bye.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Whoa.

What would you do
if I walked off today?

You just create a stress
environment, Daisy.

Oh, my God.

That's pretty mean, Gary.

You don't stress me out at all.
- ing I don't stress.

Oh, but I just stress
everyone else out.

Everyone else, yeah.

I think I need a new Band-aid.

I settled the gelato and

the drink station
on the flybridge.

Twist this.

We're putting tattoos on?

I did.

That's not bad.

I can do this.

Hey, give me a hug.

Yeah, last night.

Jake, tell her how
pretty she looks.

- Yeah, wow.
- Yeah, thank you.

I feel underdressed right now.

Okay, do you guys want
to listen to my speeches?

- Not really.
- No? Okay, whatever.

This is so jam.

Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

Make more money!

- That one.
- Vegan.

- Yeah.
- So what is this?

Homemade tortellini.

Yeah, the garlic
confit is in the inside.

Okay, Madison, can you
do the three in the middle?

Yeah.

I hate that we
have to serve Gary.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh. This is...

Truffle!

So here you have
homemade tortellini

stuffed with garlic confit,

and yours is made
with vegan butter.

- Awesome.
- Enjoy.

Thank you.

What's on the inside?

First course is served.

Okay, I've got
this. I've got this.

Oh, I think they're going to
be finished these quite quickly,

- so I would start.
- I'm... ing behind.

This is going in here.

And then I can use this.

Actually, I will
keep that there.

What part of South
Africa do you live in?

It's a small town called Knysna.

Beautiful little town.

It's okay. You can do this.

Ileisha, Ileisha.

Start washing dishes. Come
on. Let's get some energy in here.

me.

Everyone's still
working on their drinks,

but the food's, like, gone.

Okay. We're clearing.

- Question.
- Okay.

Parsifal. What does it mean?

It is from King Arthur.

Uh-huh.

A German composer wrote
an opera about Parsifal.

They've named the
Parsifal after the opera,

which is after the knight.

It seems like it's taking
too long between courses.

I'm trying to
distract the guests,

but I sense a little
bit of annoyance

just because the
plates should be

coming out a little faster.

Me and my mum
speak almost every day.

- You're a mama's boy.
- Yeah, I'm a mommy's boy.

A massive mommy's boy, actually.

Yeah.

I own three units in the
Trump Tower in Chicago.

California to Hawaii is
still six hours or something?

No, like four or five.

Okay, well, still a
long flight, though.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God. So... ing close.

- I can do this.
- You can do this.

Oh, there's one more.

- Glenn has no fish.
- Okay.

Lucy, Lucy, please
come to the galley.

Aperol spritz?

They're ready to go.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay, I still got more to go.

Thank you.

So here you have local
monkfish with lobster tail

and artichoke puree.

Now, the steak.

I never heard of
monkfish before.

So damn good.

I think it's a bit
unfair that he's having

- dinner with the guest.
- Yeah.

What the?

That's for this course.

You got this. Deep breaths.

Yeah, I got this.

- Did you enjoy that?
- Yeah, it's so good.

Good.

I haven't done this before.

Okay, chef, we've cleared.

Don't forget we need to get
that ice cream station thing.

Yes. Filet with pea
puree and parsnip chips.

This is amazing.

You have filet steak with
pea puree and parsnip chips.

And for the vegetarians,

you've got a Mediterranean
vegetable ratatouille.

- Ratatouille?
- Enjoy.

Well, this is gonna be good,

because of how
easily it's cutting.

Yeah, this is amazing.

Melts in your mouth.

The gelato, we're
going to use dry ice.

Don't touch the dry ice.

The dry ice will burn you.

off.

I just wanted to thank
you guys for having me,

for having us here.

Yeah, thank you very
much. Appreciate it.

It was a lovely time.

I'll be coming
upstairs with you.

- Shot glasses.
- Six, yeah?

- Up top?
- Yeah.

Can all crew please
come up to the flybridge?

- We don't need cups up here.
- the cup.

Yeah.

Where's Gary? Gary's
gone for a cigarette.

The sooner he's here, the
sooner the rest of us can go to bed.

I'm glad that you just
had a... ing dinner,

but there's people
who need to go to bed.

And doesn't he have
to do the awards?

Yeah, I want to
get it... ing done.

Can all crew please
come up to the flybridge?

Okay, flash?

No zoom, John.

I'm not.

I didn't hear that. Sorry.

What, guys?

I don't give a what you say.

I'm the chief officer here.

If I want to have
a... ing cigarette,

I'm going to have a cigarette.

, Colin. I thought
you were on my side.

What the is going on?

I didn't hear that. Sorry.

I was waving at you to come.

What, guys?

All right, let's do it.

All right, well, I'm going to
go to my handover with Glenn.

Look, if I was an
HOD on this boat,

I certainly wouldn't be
fighting with all the other HODs.

I'd have way more
important sh... to do.

Like, I don't know, work?

So, whenever you want, make
your way up to the flybridge.

- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

Hey, guys. Welcome
to the gelato bar.

What? Jake.

What do they got, bud?

We've got caramel, peach,
chocolate, and pistachio.

I think I'll have one of
those and one of these.

Do we have a wind speed
you want me to wake you at?

Anything over 20.

This is so good.

Jake, going up for the
extra ice cream, bro.

Come here, come
here. Let's take a picture.

Yeah, dog.

Thank you, guys. Good night.

Hey, you're the best. Thank you.

- Cool.
- Awesome. Thank you so much.

John has organized
a surprise for you all,

which Gary is going
to be in charge of.

Hi, guys. I'm the emcee
of this award ceremony.

- The meal was fantastic.
- Was it? Thank you.

John, not only are
you an amazing person,

a very successful
entrepreneur and a loving father.

With that, I give John
the Best Book award.

I swear I didn't
make this for myself.

- Colin?
- Yeah.

I'd like to give the
straight-A student award

to Jake and Anastasia.

I'm just... ing tired.

Like, it's a long day.

Like, I'm having
to manage a lot.

To have a girl do service
when the guests are off the boat,

no matter what they're
doing or drinking.

I just feel so much pressure,

and it's like anything that
goes wrong, it looks bad on me.

I would like to give the
Best Accent award to Natalia.

Yeah!

I feel like Gary's
so unapproachable.

Like, he's just sick
of me saying stuff.

I really appreciate
Colin seeing my side.

I find him very
supportive in that way.

If it weren't for Colin,
I would feel so alone.

And honestly, like,
no one gives a sh... .

I'm tired.

Considering how close
Gary and I have gotten,

I'm pretty shocked
at his behavior.

I feel like I can speak
for the entire crew.

Gary, go yourself.

Thank you very much
for the lovely evening.

- Awesome!
- I really appreciate it.

Gary, to the rescue!

All right, night, guys.

Thanks for all your help.

No worries.

Okay, so are we
all going to bed?

Yeah, I'm ready for bed.

Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.

I'm out. Thanks, guys.

We wet it, we dry it.
We wet it, we dry it.

Anchor watch is not my favorite

because cleaning
the boat all night,

it's a... ing sh... job.

Good there.

But come on, bro.

Like, I used to pressure
wash dump trucks

for ten bucks an hour

and have literal sh...
inside of my nostrils.

So, I appreciate
how easy this work is.

Ow.

I feel like I'm crushing it.

ing perfect.

That's very pretty.

Good morning, Mads.

Good morning.

There he is.

How are you feeling, Stais?

You have to get out of bed.

Seriously, will you please
wake up and hang out with me?

Instead of sitting
up there by myself

on all this... ing thing
we planned together.

Hey, babe.

Hello?

Stainless is pretty much caught
up except for on the sundeck.

I'm going to bed. I'll see
you in a couple hours.

Yeah, for sure, man. I got her.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Can I grab you
something to drink?

American coffee.

Yep.

It's bittersweet that it's
the last day, you know?

You're telling me.

Primary's up.

I'm aiming for a


All right.

- Hey.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- How are you?

- Okay.
- Coffee.

- Thank you so much.
- No problem.

- You like?
- Yeah.

Haven't seen that before.

Watermelon fruit bowl.

Good morning.

I said morning, sorry.

How you doing, pal?

I'm kind of hungover.

- You're hungover?
- Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I feel like somebody's
got to fall in

at least once a
season doing that.

At least.

I'm going to have
to do a Bloody Mary.

What is it called?
The tail of the cat?

- Good morning, everyone.
- Good morning.

- How is everyone?
- Great.

All right, Glenn,
should I fire up?

Yes, please.

We'll just show you
how to set it up once

so I know when it's ready.

If it's windy, then we'll
try to get more lines on.

Glenn, it's all good down here.

Okay, let's go for it.

We have a watermelon fruit
bowl and assorted pastries.

You don't even
really need two lines.

Spring lines can take
all the tension off the...

Exactly.

One of us should
penetrate this fruit bowl

just in the way of
being polite at least?

Like, look at her.

Anchor's home, anchor's home.

Copy, thank you.

You seem happier
that it's drop-off day.

Do I?

That giant smile.

You made it. Another round.

Yeah, barely.

Hanging on by the
skin of my teeth.

Should we start packing up?

- I guess.
- Chase.

Hey, buddy.

I'm just gonna wake
you up gently, buddy.

I feel like I have stuff
literally everywhere.

Can you give the marina a call

and tell them we're
gonna be at our berth

in about seven minutes?

Portisco Marina, Portisco
Marina, Parsifal III.

Your Italian's getting
way better, dude.

My name is John. I'm on a boat.

My chain's so heavy.
It hurt my throat.

Colin, drop the anchor
whenever you're ready.

- Drop starboard.
- Okay, dropping starboard.

It's good. So we're
on the bottom.

Now we're just hanging it out.

Two on port side and
one boat length to stop.

Copy that, one boat length.

Let's see if Captain Glenn
will take a picture with me.

- You're about ten to stop.
- Good morning.

- How you guys doing?
- How you doing, brother?

Nine to stop.

So I'm taking my family.
Well, I'm not taking them.

I've got houses for
us in Puerto Vallarta.

Okay, hang on just a second.
Call that distance again.

Well, I probably came
up at the worst time.

No, no, it's all good.

It's generally not a
good idea to distract me

while I'm trying
to dock the boat.

You're about ten to stop.

Eight.

Is there like safety, like...

No, I'm listening to these guys.

The communication for the
last meter and a half is critical.

Oi.

I got friends with 30 foot
boats in Lake Michigan

that can't do this.

Okay, hang on just a second.

Oh, no, the monkey.

All right..

Call that distance again.

Glenn, hold us there.

Stop. Stop.

All right..

Coming up...

What is the holdup
between courses?

Can you speak to that?

Can we move on and we
can talk about this later?

Yeah. Okay.

Last two charters...

Um...

Oh, no, the monkey.

All right..

Glenn, hold us there.

I got friends with 30 foot
boats in Lake Michigan

that can't do this.

Hang on just a second.
Call that distance again.

- Glenn, stop. Stop.
- All right..

If you can, walk it down.

Walk it down. Okay, Glenn.

- Hold us there.
- Copy that.

Staying at idle.
Staying at idle.

Sh... .

How are we looking
at the back, Gary?

We're good. We're good.

Copy that.

Colin, I'm out of gear.

You can shut down
whenever you're done.

Copy.

Well, this has been a
great experience for us.

Awesome, man.
Thank you, brother.

When they get all, can one of
you clean out that crew fridge?

- Yeah, it smells.
- It stinks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All crew. All crew. Let's
get everybody on the dock.

Thank you.

You're giving me a camel toe.

- You guys ready?
- Yes.

Well, we survived another one.

You survived.

That was one of
the best ones yet.

out of all the three seasons.

A couple of things went wrong.

One extremely
tough charter for me.

Here they come.

I'm not too good at goodbyes.

- Get well soon.
- Nice meeting you.

I'm 100% healed.

Bye.

Gary.

Bye, Jake. Enjoy your holiday.

- Bye, buddy.
- Awesome. Thanks, man.

- That was awesome.
- Thank you.

It was awesome.

Well, guys, this was more
of an adventure, I guess,

than we had intended it being.

You guys took care of
TJ the best that you could.

Did not think I was going
to be smiling that first night.

And then you guys come
up dressed like Spice Girls

and kind of felt
guilty for smiling

while TJ was in the
emergency room.

You guys are the greatest
of all time yacht crew.

- So thank you guys.
- Thank you so much.

- I appreciate it.
- Thank you.

Bye, guys. Thank you.

- Keep waving.
- Bye.

Have fun!

Thanks for your hard
work, guys. I appreciate it.

It was a good charter.

I think in the end,
he was happy.

He was.

I reckon he's gonna
give us a big tip.

Ah!

- Oh my God. You okay?
- I took my Band-Aid off.

- And then...
- Ugh!

Everyone hold your nose.

Oh it is... it's bad.

Ugh, that smells. I can
feel it dripping on my leg.

This charter was
so overwhelming.

And that's why
I'm like... it's fine.

I think we did the best
that we possibly could.

- I think service...
- Yeah.

Actually, they never
said anything to me.

Teak's pretty good.

Just this to do, eh?

Yes, sir.

Dude, it still, like,
smells in here.

My shoes smell better than
this and I don't wear socks.

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everyone together
in the saloon for a tip meeting?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Okay, that's charter
three in the books.

It wasn't our easiest
charter, but we got through it.

So I like to discuss
some of the things

that went wrong on this charter.

I think the big one is the
injury with the flight boards.

I don't know how we
can avoid stuff like that

because we're very
lucky there, huh?

And so I think we need
to keep a better eye.

If we start them
other side of the boats

and they decide to
go close to each other,

that's out of our hands.

You can't rely on common sense.

We've got to take
some sort of action.

A wakeboarding helmet.
That's a great idea.

Luckily, that '90s party
was a real hit, so good work.

It was everyone else, thank you,

everyone for pitching
in and helping.

Ileisha, it seems like I'm
eating meals with the guests

every charter now.

That gives me an
interesting perspective.

I think you're moving
in the right direction,

but what is the holdup
between courses?

It's a little longer
than I was expecting.

Yeah, I was definitely
under the pump,

but that's something I can
always work on for sure.

The clearing of the plates.

I'm not really sure if
we're 100% there yet.

Can you guys speak
to that? Let me...

What do you think?
It seemed like...

I mean, we're massively
trying our hardest

with the resources we're given.

I don't know, we have
to give it some thought.

And if it means
an earlier start,

if it means more people
helping you, whatever it is,

I don't mean work harder, but
I definitely mean work smarter.

I always say that super
yachting is not about the 95%.

It's about the last 5%.

And we should always be
pushing for that last 5%, right?

Daisy, can you speak to that?

Can we move on and we
can talk about this later?

Yeah, okay.

All right, let's move
on to Lucy and Mads.

How do you guys feel?

I feel like we've been
challenged quite a bit

in our last two charters.

Let's just pause for a minute.

Daisy?

Let's just pause for a minute.

I'm gonna let them go.

Hey, Dais.

I'm just gonna be fine,
I just need 5 minutes.

Honestly, I'm fine.

I'm just, I'm... ing
trying, I'm like...

I know you are, you're
trying your hardest.

Don't let it affect you.

You know you're trying, you
know you're trying the best you can.

I'm gonna go check on her.

The girls are... ing so
grateful for all your help.

That's like a frustration cry.

Yeah, I would be the same.

He wasn't attacking you guys.

He wasn't saying you
guys are doing a bad job.

No, no, no, I know, I
know, I know, I know.

He's just saying there's
room for improvement,

and she admitted there's
room for improvement, so...

No, we're agreeing.

I don't know what
she's crying about.

I just feel like I'm taking
on so much responsibility.

Daisy, Daisy, why
isn't this done?

Daisy, what's
wrong with service?

Daisy, honestly, I'm so sick
of hearing my... ing name

and people asking me
questions that I can't answer.

Come here. Come here.

Don't get me wrong,
Daisy annoys the out of me,

but I feel very
protective over Daisy

and I don't like seeing
her break down like this.

Take a moment.

I'm fine, honestly, I'm fine.

You sure?

I'm just, yeah, it's
just been a tough time.

I don't want you to
think I'm picking on you,

but that's not
what I'm trying to...

It's not you who I'm upset with.

It's just, even though it's
not a personal attack on me,

obviously I'm going to
feel personally responsible.

- I know.
- Sorry.

Got some water. I'm
going to go back up.

Take a moment, take a
moment. Don't worry about it.

- No, it's fine.
- It's just.

- I'm fine, honestly.
- You good?

Yeah, yeah, thank you.

I'm embarrassed that I
lost control of my emotions.

I just feel really off my game.

Sorry, everyone,
nothing to see here.

I am doing the best I can,

but I'm human and there's only
so much... ing crap I can take.

So, yeah, so I don't want to
open another can of worms,

but anything to discuss?

So traumatizing.

I think it's important to note

that everyone is
doing a fantastic job

and I just wanted to
back Glenn up a little bit.

When he gives us
constructive criticism,

it's for all of us to improve

and he's not attacking
anyone or putting anyone down.

I think it's really important

to talk about some
of our shortcomings

so that we can improve.

Well, on that note,

because that's
obviously directed to me.

No, it's everybody.

We don't want anyone...

Daisy, you don't have to
get defensive about this stuff.

I'm really taken aback
by her defensiveness.

You want to talk about frantic?
You talk about my first charter.

Quite a stressful situation.
You didn't see me crying.

This isn't about you, Daisy.
It's about the whole crew.

It's important to
note that we're doing

- a... ing phenomenal job.
- Exactly.

Good. Okay.

And now for the tip.

It looks like it's


Woo-hoo!

That works out to


- . That's really good.
- That's generous.

Yes. This is what we needed.

Nothing cuts through the
tension quite like 23,000 dollars.

Thank God.

Lastly, I've organized
a little restaurant

and a little bit of
a tasting menu.

And we're going to
go over by tender.

I'm going to drop you guys off.

- Cheers.
- Well done.

Cheers, guys.

Well done, everybody.

Fun charter, good tip.

This is what...
ing pisses me off.

And I guarantee you,

they'll all be bitching about me

because they all think
that I'm ungrateful.

The only difference is
I'll say it to your... ing face

while you say it behind my back.

Pricks.

Daisy getting... ing
defensive all the time.

- All the time.
- She definitely got bummed.

I think we're all just
stressed though,

so I understand that, you know?

I was actually, if anything,
trying to back her up.

Oh.

What am I going to drink?

- Straight vodka.
- Yeah.

Ow.

You guys were pissed off
with me when I was eating.

Daisy's like, I want
to also go to bed.

It's like, so do I, Daisy.

I didn't ask to go for dinner.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, we were all -
ing busting our a*s

while you were having a meal
so it was a bit of a d*ck move

to take a smoke
break right then.

My opinion.

I wouldn't do that.

I'm sorry I wasn't there,

but the guest asked me
to have dinner with him.

Yeah, yeah.

But when you're having a break,

when we're all trying
to muster together

and get something
sorted, that's not cool.

It's just a bit of a d*ck move.

- I'm over it.
- Oh, here we go.

Grab a pair of ba*ls, bro.

I'm gonna have a nap, man.

Try to get some rest.

Where's Colin?

Not Colin.

Dude, what's up with all of
our heads of departments?

- They're all imploding.
- I know.

ing hell, what a hypocrite.

He's such a d*ck.

He can go himself.

This is why I'm glad
I'm not the boss, huh?

Cheers to that.

I think they all
love each other.

It's nice to not be a boss.

Next on "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht..."

We're living the life!

To friends, to
family, to me and you.

Sorry.

Are you interested
in me in any way?

This should get rinsed at night.



This is definitely
not the first time

I'm picking up
the slack for Alex.

I'm not taking a
fall for that. Sorry.

- Oh, no ways.
- Yay!

These guys were our
best charters last summer.

Yeah.

Gary, what are we
waiting for? Time to sail.

What the?

Hang on, hang on.

ing hell.

Ooh, what's all that
smoke coming from?

Glenn, we got smoke is
pluming out the engine.

Okay, that's the fire alarm
going off in the bridge.

Can someone check it, please?

ing.

I gotta get out of here.

I'm getting blown
into shallow water.