04x05 - Hate Me Tender

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I hate leaving
Mads, I felt so bad.

Why is Lucy gone in the tender

- when there’s two boys
...ing around on watersports?

Oh, sh... , oh, sh... .

So the girls need to
permanently be with the guests,

but the boys can just around?

I’m... ing fuming.

Un... ing real.

- Hey, Colin.
- Yep.

Get the lamb out
of the oven for me.

Oh, yeah.

, they’re overcooked.

I can never do everything right.

If somebody doesn’t
like something

or if I stuff something
up, you know,

I feel a lot of pressure
on making sure people

are, like, really full
and really happy.

Don’t let it break your flow.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Who does everyone
have their interest on?

Well, at least I know
Alex and I both like Mads.

Typically I date models
with daddy issues.

That has not gone
extremely well.

Mads is kind of new for me.

Maybe it’s time for me to
break the mold a little bit.

I came late, you guys
have already hooked up,

so I can’t go and
chase a chick, now.

I don’t buy this sh... .

Brü, I’m going to be a
fly on the wall, I tell you.

You look gorgeous tonight.

off.

Red really is your color.

I’m going to cry
myself to sleep, man.

...ing Gary.

I’ve literally just admitted
to him that I liked her.

Everybody’s gone to bed.

Leaving the girl you like
in the hot tub with Gary

is like waving a banana
in front of a monkey

and expecting him not to eat it.

Come on, man. Rookie error.

I don’t know.

I don’t think so.

I feel like if I try to
pursue anything now,

it’s just going to make
tension with me and Alex,

and I don’t really want
to have a... ing miserable

- charter season.
- These garbage bags are sh... .

It looks hefty.

I think I may have, you
know, drank a little bit too much

because I’m pretty
sure that I blacked out.

Oh, sh... .

Aw.

Pour stuff out before
you put it in a trash can.

Here, just soak
it up with these.

You’re so... ing annoying.

I think I... ed up my
chances with Mads.

God, that... ing hurts.

I don’t even like you that much.

No worries, it’s
a mutual hatred.

How’s your first crew night out?

It was pretty good, eh?

It’s going to be... ing...

I heard it was just you and Mads

in the... ing
jacuzzi at the end.

Was it? Oh, yeah,
it might have been.

What did you do?

A man never tells his secrets.

Shut the up.

Was it for a long time?

Was it a passionate one?

Blah!

That’s just gross.

Was it even a good kiss?

I mean, I wish I would have
made out with other people.

I knew you’d say that.

Did you?

Hey, between us.

Felt really bad after it, eh.

- I know, brü.
- Jesus Christ.

Buongiorno.

Man, you’re the
strictest boss ever, dude.

10 o’clock sharp on deck, yeah?

You sit up here in
boardies and nothing else.

Oh, yeah. Let’s give
the jacuzzi a wash.

We’ll spray some
soap, dry the stainless.

How’s everyone feeling this
morning just out of interest?

Delightful.

Are you, eh?

- No.
- Okay, that’s good.

I’m tired.

Madison. How are you doing?

Good. I have to do this bath.

Nice.

Daisy, Gary, Ileisha,

Could you guys meet
me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy, Glenn.

Ooh, it’s so clean.
I love it. I love it.

All right. Charter three.

John is a serial entrepreneur.

He has gathered
his family and friends

to celebrate the
launch of his new book.

Natalia is John’s girlfriend.

She has a dairy allergy.

No seafood for the daughter.

Have a look at TJ.

- No fried food.
- No meat.

Yes.

It’s going to be
a little bit tough.

On night one, the guests
want a 90s theme night,

including a steak-tastic dinner.

On night two, the primary
would like a formal dinner.

They also want a post-dinner
drink and gelato station.

Woof.

On day two, the guests
would like to hit the beach

for games and
American beach snacks.

I think for this one, definitely

we want to have somebody
of the interior on the beach.

Any time we’re doing any
kind of service in the tender,

it will always be an interior.

To serve beers and
wine in the tender

is a pretty basic thing.

It’s kind of they’re...
ing around in the tender

for a couple of hours.

And we can do a lot on the boat.

It’s the same for
the deck department.

There’s tons of stuff for
them to polish and clean,

and they’re... ing
around the boat.

If all of the
guests off the boat,

I think we can afford to send
one from each department.

But I think it also adds
a level of higher service

when we’re catering to
them with both departments.

If I notice things that
need to be adjusted,

I’m going to challenge my
team to make those adjustments.

Can we get some...

There’s no ice in a bag there?

I’m not seeing any.

Is any girls going
with on the tender?

- Sorry.
- Okay.

- Daisy’s asleep.
- Very professional.

I’ll make the call.

One of you go on the tender.

The guests should always feel

that they’re being
waited on hand and foot.

Honestly, Glenn, if
you want it, I will do it.

- Fine with that.
- Perfect.

Any questions?

Let’s get crackin’ on it.
Thank you very much.

I’ve got my work cut out.

Where’s Gary, man? What a boss.

How do you feel
about last night?

What are you talking about?

Oh, okay. One of those.

I had fun.

Yeah, I know. What
happens happens.

Oh, Gary.

You’re not embarrassed
about it, though, no?

No.

I just don’t like talking
about the aftermath.

Yeah? Oh really. Okay.

So let’s not have one.

Dude, there’s so
much hair in this jacuzzi.

It’s ridiculous. Ew!

- How is this?
- Something’s broken.

I don’t know how to fix it yet.

Make out with anyone last night?

No.

- Don’t lie.
- I didn’t!

I’m not hooking up with anyone.

I’m staying away from everyone.

I think that’s my plan as well.

The two young
girls are too young.

Chef’s got a boyfriend.

Not that I find any of them
attractive anyway in that way.

Or you.

Neither.

- Good chat.
- Bye.

Where’s Alex? , the
boat looks good, bro.

Okay.

It’s a lot to think about.

You done down here?

- Yeah.
- Oh, amazing.

Where we up to?

Hey, big papa.

All right. Just
detailed the aft deck.

, really, is that you done?

Good job, bro.

I’m going to tell you something.

I hooked up with
Mads last night.

Did you really?

Well, we just kissed.

If you are into her,

I will back off because I
don’t want to piss you off

and I enjoy working with you.

I don’t know why you’re
choosing to tell it to me

like this right now.

It seems like a
strange move to me.

There’s no hard
feelings then, eh?

Never.

What do you want me to say?

Thanks for hooking up
with the girl that I like?

I like you.

Eh, let’s not go that far.

, feelings aren’t
mutual there, eh?

Coming up...

Do they just...
ing hit each other?

You guys all right?

Hang on a second.
You’re not fine.

You’re bleeding. Gary!

Who wants a beer?

Now!

Where’s the wine?

- Good night, ladies.
- Good night, baby.

See you tomorrow.

What are you drinking now?

Rum and ginger ale.

Love you. See
you in the morning.

Last night was good.

I wasn’t even
drinking that heavily.

I felt like I just be
forgetting stuff, though.

Let’s talk about you.

God, no.

What are you interested in?

Nope. Next.

We’ve all got a
little first officer in us.

You just literally...

I would have rather not
made out with Gary at all,

but Alex was very,
very, very drunk,

and a girl needs her needs met.

Oh, I’m such a b*tch.

Say some sh... , I dare you.

Yeah, that feels great.

Our relationship has
really come to next level.

- Between each...
- Yeah, yeah, bro.

Flexible.

You’ve got more
flexibility in your toes.

What do you mean?

Yeah, well, I used
to be in a circus.

- I’m pretty flexible.
- Really?

Yeah, I was a contortionist.

- Show us something!
- No!

I’m old now, though.

Spin over backwards and
lick the back of your ankles.

Oh!

Sh... , belly button.

I grew up in such a small town,

and there was, like, a circus,

and I think it was
really big back then,

and I just was in love with it.

Yay!

I was pretty young, nine to 13.

It didn’t get to
the extent of, like,

me going around the world,

traveling with
everyone looking at me,

but I loved being in the circus.

I was called Spaghetti Circus,

and I was really
good at the unicycle.

I’m a circus girl.

Have you done
anchor watch before?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?

So what’s the schedule?

As soon as we pick
up, do I go down?

As soon as we get all the lines,

as soon as we get
everything done...

Then you can go down,

and then the schedule starts,

and you’re from 12 to 7:30,

and then down to, what was it,

like, 3:30 or
something like that?

I kind of need a break
from Gary bitching

about everything I do wrong,

so I welcome this night shift

as a way to fly under the radar

and, you know,

distance makes the
heart grow fonder, I guess.

Cool, bro.

Yeah, hopefully it’s
a good one again.

A-choo! Bless me.

We have provisions
and touch up to do today.

If you want to start
unpacking the sundeck,

get a bucket and then
just go around the whites.

All crew, all crew, we’ve
got provisions on the dock.

Copy that.

Oh, my God.

That’s it, Alex, just got
to grab some cushions.

Oh, mother... er.

Yay!

These shoes smell so bad.

All crew, all crew, everybody
in uniform, in the c*ck,

in 25 minutes.

Copy.

, this looks good, guys.

Downstairs looks great.

Charter number three, baby.

Just give that a hit
on the underside.

Oh, yes, sir.

Check the other one
on the other side also.

Can you rim these?

All crew, let’s
get in the c*ck.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

No, you’re not,
stop it. Too much.

- How you guys doing?
- How you doing?

- Good to see you.
- Welcome to Sardinia.

- How you doing?
- I’m Captain Glenn.

- Glenn, I’m John.
- Nice to meet you.

- I’m Jacob.
- Hey, Jacob, nice to meet you.

- Yeah.
- Put it away, then.

- Oh, oh.
- Oh, shirt off.

Mr. Muscle.

Welcome aboard.

It’s hot out.

Sweating through the damn thing.

Well, then you definitely
need one of these.

Thank you.

He gives me high
school douchebag vibes.

Who needs champagne
when we got margaritas? Hello.

I just want to formally
welcome you to Parsifal.

Daisy is going to take you
for a little tour of the boat,

and then we’ll get
ready to get out of here.

- Awesome.
- All right, welcome.

Thank you.

Follow me up the stairs.

Up here is the sundeck.

There is the bunny pad, so
you can sunbathe down there.

Ooh! These margaritas
are strong, guys.

Just FYI.

Everyone, AKA Natalia.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

It’s gold bars, Glenn.

Down here, we’ve
got the main saloon.

Obviously, behind you,
you’ve got the bar and snacks.

Help yourself, eat away.

You start eating the cookie.

These are too big.

Oh, maybe not. There’s
six of them, right?

Yeah.

Down here, we
have two twin cabins.

So, wait, we’re
sleeping separately?

TJ requested that.

He had them separate the beds.

Then, obviously,
we’ve got the master.

Oh, yeah.

I’m doing my makeup in here.

- You want me to fire up?
- You can fire up now.

- Gary, Gary, Glenn.
- Yeah, Cap, go ahead.

As soon as we leave the dock,

instead of putting that
tender straight on tow,

we’re going to have one
of our guys jump into it,

and follow us out.

It’s an Italian law, no towing
to this specific anchorage.

As we’re turning
and heading out,

we can get the tow line off.

Okay, copy.

Maybe we’ll think about

avoiding these
spots in the future.

Madison, you’re on earlies.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Everything in Italy,
like, is smaller.

Like, I feel like, if
I was in America,

I could sit on this table,
and it wouldn’t break,

but this table, I feel
like I’m going to break it.

Okay, Glenn, you can
take control of the engine.

Everything looks
perfectly normal down here.

They’re ready to go,

so that’s Sesame Seared Tuna.

The wind is picking up.

We’re going to try
and give them a sail.

Yeah, once we get out.

Colin, you can start
picking up the anchor.

Okay, guys, we
can drop all the lines.

Let me know when
they’re on board.

Yep, pull.

Okay, Glenn, that’s
all the stern lines clear.

Copy, thank you.

So we have smoked salmon,

and then this is a Sesame
Seared Tuna with ponzu.

Anchor’s home. Anchor’s home.

- We’re going, Captain?
- Yeah.

You are one meter
from the Mi Gusta.

Copy that. Thank you.

You can take your
two hour break.

That was really good.

Okay, we can start
getting fenders.

Do you guys have the ability
to make an espresso martini?

- Yeah, of course.
- All right, I’ll do that.

Do you want to jump in
and get the tow line off?

Yeah.

Hey, Cap, that’s
the tender away.

Okay, thank you.

There you go.

May I have an
Aperol spritz, please?

- Yeah, sure.
- Lemonade.

Lemonade, sure.

Sh... , man.

Can I ask you a question?

Did you hear about
this tender thing?

What tender thing?

I don’t think we
can tow a tender.

So, if that’s the case...

I know, I...

And it’s windy can
we maybe put...

What?

It doesn’t matter. No, no, no.

- It doesn’t matter.
- Gary, what? I’m joking.

- What, come on.
- You’re not joking.

- Come on.
- I’ll figure it out.

No, no, no, I’m
telling you. It’s fine.

Okay. That’s fine.

As soon as that chick
needs something,

you must bend over backwards.

But as soon as you
ask a favor, it’s... ing...

- I don’t want to hear it.
- ... ing hell.

Have you guys
date for the wedding?

Yeah. No.

Now I’ve just been
told that it’s important

for the girls to
drive the tender.

I’m honestly flabbergasted.

I genuinely think Gary
might be... ing with me.

It’s just a joke.

What upsets me that this
whole meeting yesterday

was implied that I’m
not doing a good job.

Any time we’re doing any
kind of service in the tender,

should always be an interior.

I know Gary thinks I’m
sexy when I’m angry,

but I’ll tell you something.

I’m... ing pissed and I
definitely don’t feel sexy.

Excuse me, gentlemen.
Let’s go sailing.

I’m on a yacht, mother... er.

See my chain, b*tch?

Oh, my God.

Start going up on the mizzen.

Going up.

Oh, my God.

Check all the stow.
Check downstairs.

That’s good. Go call the main.

I’ve been wanting to
do this my entire life.

Yeah, hold.

The main looks good.

And coming up on the gennie.

- Yeah, that’s good.
- That’s good?

So I’m going to
come out of gear.

Daisy, Daisy. We’re
starting to sail now.

Wow, guys. We’re tilting like
a mother... er right now, huh?

Jesus.

Oh, sh... .

Ah!

This is so cool!

What do you think, Jake?

This is awesome.
This is so sick.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

You think I can get Captain
Glenn to wear my chain?

My dad wants you to wear this...

I hope you’re okay on it.

I mean, they just
have so much on.

My dad and I were wondering
if you would wear this.

Yeah, absolutely.

- You’re going to do it?
- Yeah.

- Sweet.
- Amazing.

Thank you. How do I look?

Yeah, baby.

All right.

Is it possible
right now to order

a cookies and cream milkshake?

- I think so.
- Thank you.

Is the milkshake
your job or her job?

I’ll do it.

They want to cookies
and cream milkshake.

Hi, guys. All okay?

I’ll take another
espresso martini.

Yeah, of course.

Lucy, I think I lost
my Aperol spritz.

- I’ll make you another one.
- Okay, thank you.

That’s fine, yeah.

Can I please have water as well?

- Yes, of course.
- Thank you, honey.

Can I get a grilled
cheese, please?

- Grilled cheese, yes.
- Thank you.

Nice.

Woof.

This is too much right now.

Like, chill the out.

Hey, Gary, do you guys
have a football by any chance?

American football, we do.

Right, don’t bite my head off.

Can I have a grilled
cheese, please?

- One.
- Yeah.

I think they’re going to ask
for everything under the sun.

You want cheese...

Do you have a Prosecco
for Aperol spritz?

Yeah, in the fridge.

What if it’s your chicken?

I would not be
a big fan of that.

Somebody’s going
to have to go in there

and get them at a certain point.

- Oh, thank you so much.
- You’re welcome. Enjoy.

Daisy, can I have
some of that SPF stuff?

- Yes, absolutely.
- Thank you.

Daisy, Daisy.

Lucy, thank you.

Is my espresso coming up?

Thanks.

Honestly, nobody sees
how many directions

we’re being pulled in.

It’s like, oh, Daisy,
oh, Daisy, oh, Daisy.

Oh.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Daisy, will you
drive the tender?

off.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- You’re welcome.
- Hiya.

Oh, this is awesome.

Oh, look at that.

Did you order a small?

We’re going to put sails away.

- Yeah.
- Coming down on both.

Good morning, Mads.

Get ready to anchor.

I wanted to check if
everyone’s doing okay,

if anyone needs anything.

We might do some water sports.

This towing thing’s
not going to work.

Oh, my gosh. Look how beautiful.

Okay, should we
come, do this laz?

Gary, they want
to do water sports.

Cool.

Okay, Colin, you can
start dropping it down.

Two and a half shots.

This looks like a really
good bite. Thank you.

One of us should go get
changed into our swims,

so we’re ready for them.

Perfect.

What time were you
thinking for dinner?

Time.

7:30? Okay.

Primary said for dinner. 7:30.

Cool.

What’s dinner tonight?

It’s ’90s theme tonight,
whatever the that means.

Are you? Oh, yeah.

I don’t know how to do ’90s.

I don’t know if the
girls should do, like,

dress up as, like, the
Spice Girls or something.

Yes!

You’d be easy to
do as baby Spice.

Yeah.

Alex could be Mel B.

- Scary Spice.
- Oh, my gosh.

Boom! Oh!

We need a Posh Spice.

No, not me. I can’t.

Chase.

TJ, speed it up
a little bit, man.

What’s the weight
limit for this toy?

Woo!

Cut it!

That looks so hard.

Ah!

I’m so happy
you’re here. Cheers.

Dais, you’re going to
take a break today, huh?

No. I don’t have time.

I’ll try and take one tomorrow.

Mad woman.

That’s water sports.

, yeah.

I’m not sure what
this is actually.

- So it’s an electric foil.
- Yes.

And you ride it out the water,

so you want to be on the foil,

and you’re going to
go like a hoverboard.

Oh, okay.

Set up dinner.

Take the decorations
out of there.

Be quick.

There you go, Jake.

Oh, there he goes.

Dude, Jake’s
crushing that thing.

I know. I want to check it out.

Atta boy!

Look at Jake cruising.
Oh, my God, I love it.

Gary, for like a ’90s thing,

I want to do, like, a
Spice Girls performance.

Okay.

I think that’s a good idea.

What? Daisy’s asking
me for a favor again.

Maybe Alex would be
on board. Maybe you.

Is that something?

- Yeah, all right.
- Yeah? Okay, thanks.

I appreciate it.

Imagine I said no.

These are not blowing up.

I think I’m going to
come back up, too.

Okay, I’m going to
take a shower now.

That looks like
a p*nis right now.

You’ve had some weird p*nis.

That should right there,
say, like, 50 to 80 kilos.

Did they just...
ing hit each other?

- Oh, God.
- I just heard a crack, dude.

You guys all right?

Yeah.

How’d you go?

Hang on a second,
you’re not fine.

You’re bleeding. Okay. Gary!

Let’s get this one
out of the water.

- He’s got a cut on his head.
- , okay.

Let’s get you washed out here.

Yeah.

There’s a lot of
blood coming off.

Yeah, do you want to hold this?

I’m going to go
get you something

just to press on there. A gauze.

...ing bleeding out of his head.

Oh, God. Sh... .

You’re kidding me.

No rush. Take your time.

You’re kidding me.

Why the has the
medical kit gone in here?

my life.

I don’t want to miss everything.

Quite a knock.

You just need to hold
pressure on there.

You might need to go
get stitches, brother.

What hit you, the board?

You’re on the board.

Those things start going.

So when he saw
me, he jumped off.

Board come out of the water.

Yeah, well, the fin
on them are so sharp.

- Very sharp.
- Try to cut through the water.

You should probably
go up and have a seat,

and just relax a
little bit, you know?

Accidents happen, I know,

but there’s literally
miles of oceans to play in.

...in’ hell.

You don’t feel like
you’re concussed.

You didn’t lose consciousness

when it hit you or
anything like that?

So we’re just going to go
like three course tonight.

What are you going to
do for the alternative?

I think I’m going
to a Tempe steak.

I think Lauren’s
vegetarian as well.

For dinner tonight, I’m
going to have two options

for every different course,
and like jazzy dishes

that I’ve done before
for other vegans.

For starter, I’m going
to do the prawns,

but the cauliflower is...

For the people who
don’t eat prawns.

Yeah, and I am making
a vegan créme brûlée.

Oh, nice.

I definitely love to
cook dairy-free meals,

like vegetarian meals.

That is the food
that I love to eat.

When people have
dietary restrictions,

my plan is to bring
out my party tricks.

Bit of a rush for time.

Feel better off with
my coffee, though.

I just had a coffee.

- Hello, this is Connor.
- Hey, Connor.

It’s Glenn, Parsifal 3.

You took a gash out of his head.

- Oh, my, are you serious?
- Yeah.

The flight board hit
one of the guests.

We’ve bandaged
a gash on his head.

I’d like to get you on board if
I could to have a look at him.

Yes, I’ll make my
way over there now.

I would have gotten out.

I feel so bad.

Are you aware of what’s
happened with the flight boards

and TJ’s got a cut on his head?

The medic, he’s on his way out.

He’s going to be
here in an hour.

You had dinner
scheduled for 7:30?

Yeah.

So maybe it should
be a little late,

because the guy should
check him out first.

- Is he okay?
- Is he in here?

Like fidgeting.

Just come look at him.

The board. The board.

Are you going to be all right?

- Yeah.
- I’m sorry.

I’ll probably be done with,

I’ll be retired
from water sports.

Oh! , man.

...ing hell.

It looks cool. I think
you did an awesome job.

- Thanks, Dais.
- Yeah.

Yeah, you’re good.

We’re looking more at about
a quarter-past eight now.

Okay.

It’s going to keep
getting pushed back.

Knock, knock. This is Conor.

Squeeze in.

So what happened?

Somebody threw a
harpoon at me or something.

Up here is the party.

Yeah.

This is going to need stitches.

I would suggest going
to an emergency clinic.

- What?
- Because he’s still bleeding.

It needs stitches.

Sorry, buddy.

He’s well brought up.

I wonder why, because
his dad’s an a-hole.

This is so bad.

I do, too.

Honestly, what are you
going to do at this point?

Is the medic here?

He needs to go and get stitches.

- Well, I’m ready.
- Let’s go have our ’90s night.

All right. Let’s do it.

No vegetarians.

- Are they gone?
- He needs to go get stitches.

- I’ll let you know.
- That’s hectic.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

Oh, the ’90s night!

- ’90s night.
- You’re rocking it.

’90s night.

Ready to rock and roll?

All right, hey. Good luck.

How you doing, cheffy?

I’ve only got one
cauliflower now.

- See you soon, buddy.
- See you soon.

You don’t need a hand right now?

- No, I’m okay. Thanks.
- Cool.

What am I doing now?

You’re on dinner
service tonight.

You’re on tomorrow.

Would you mind going
down and do cabins?

Okay.

I think he’s going to be
Okay, but like we’re saying,

- head injury.
- He’ll be okay,

but it’s not fun.

Oh, ghetto blaster!

Ileisha, you can go.

- Showtime.
- ... ing hell.

You got one and done, you guys.

I blinked.

Okay, the kids are
these stuffed salmon...

Okay, rock and roll.

Cool.

No one touch us or talk to us.

We’ll get two extra
seats at the table,

because Jacob knocked
out two of our guests.

Oh, my God.

So maybe we should invite
some other people to join us.

Yeah, let’s do it.

How about someone on the staff?

- Gary.
- Gary?

Gary, yeah.

Jake wants to
invite Gary to dinner.

Is he available?

Let me go and find out for you.

Like, is this... ing
happening right now?

So for this course,
you have a fried shrimp.

Oh... ing Gary.

Awesome. Thank you so much.

Gary, Gary, Daisy.

After a day like today,
me serving Gary,

this has to be a sick joke.

Today is a... ing day.

Coming up...

What the?

Captain, TJ and Lauren
never came back last night.

What the hell happened?
Why is he still in the hospital?

It’s 12 hours later.

Jacob, go find
Gary and invite him.

Go.

- I think Daisy’s doing that.
- Okay.

Hey, Gary, they want
to invite you to dinner,

but I’m not going
to do that to Ileisha.

Bloody hell.

But can you join tomorrow night?

Yeah, I’ll do tomorrow.

if he’s having dinner with
the guests on my watch.

Not today. It’s
just not happening.

I just spoke to Gary.

He has a bit on
because of everything

that was happening.

But tomorrow night,
does that work?

- Yeah, it’d be great.
- Awesome.

It’s pretty damn good, guys.

No, this is fantastic.

Okay, Ileisha, we have cleared.

Cleared.

, all right.

- me.
- Any time.

Okay.

Dirty plates on top
of clean guest plates,

let’s not do that.

Let’s use our brain.

Go, go, go, go.

Thank you.

So tonight for the
main course is rib eye.

And there is some parmesan mash.

Yours is vegan.

- Awesome.
- Yeah.

So enjoy.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Mm.
- Very good.

This is like a $90
steak at a restaurant.

I’m not kidding you.

About the other night?

Yeah, I mentioned it.

And she said she doesn’t
want to talk about it.

- Ooh.
- Yeah, I know.

So I was like, ooh, not good.

And she’s like, no,
I had a good time.

- Are you done?
- Yeah.

Okay, amazing.

As soon as dessert’s
out, the two of you

need to get yourselves
and Gary and Alex ready.

- Okay.
- Just go into my wardrobe.

I have a leopard skin dress.

I think maybe she is into Alex.

I think they all like him.

Maybe it was just her
and I left in the jacuzzi.

You’re just the
last man standing.

They got no one
else to choose from.

Exactly.

- I think they’re finished.
- Yeah, you’re done? Okay.

Alex and Gary, can you
please come to the crew mess?

Yeah, copy.

When Daisy calls, Gary listens.

- When Gary calls, Daisy
...ing couldn’t give a sh... .

Uh-oh, what do we got here?

So we have a vanilla
bean créme brûlée,

and yours is made
with coconut milk.

- Awesome. Thank you.
- There we go.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

Oh, my God, it is good.

Lucy, grab a
sports bra for Gary.

So they just arrived
at the hospital.

- Okay.
- So nothing really to report.

I’m so sad they’re not
here with us to see this.

I know.

We got to party it up for them.

You’re going to be Sporty Spice.

Oh, awesome. This is my style.

Wait, how do you
wear one of these?

Do I go with or
without underpanties?

That’s your own choice.

Where’s my phone?

Dude, that’s freaking amazing.

Oh, my God, I like
the orange, too.

So whenever you want
to make your way up...

- Party!
- Flybridge.

...ing unreal.

Ah, Gary!

Oh, no.

Gary’s not exactly Sporty Spice.

He’s more like Old
Spice or Hairy Spice.

You guys, we’re
about to enter a party.

Sparklers on the
table, tray of shots.

Oh, no way.

Oh, look at that sh... , bro.

So, guys, all the
way from London,

we have brought
in the Spice Girls

- just to dance for you guys.
- Oh, my god.

Oh, my God!

Tell us what you want,
what you really, really want.

Oh my God.

I mean, they’re both hot.

But seeing guys in dresses,
not necessarily my jam.

Whoa!

You guys are awesome. Thank you.

You’re flying back
to London? No.

Oh, my God. That
was hilarious. Good job.

I think I showed my coochie.

Can I get another dirty martini?

Yes, of course.

You can go down, brü.

I wish I was 22 years old
again and looked like you.

I used to be ripped
once upon a time.

- Now I’m just an uncle.
- A creepy uncle.

Oh, yeah.

- All this can come down, too?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- We haven’t heard from TJ?
- He’s now in the waiting room.

Waiting room now?

We’d like you to watch
every hour if possible.

Ai yi yi. Whatever.

We’ve dropped the anchor here.

If there’s a little gap,
you know we’ve got it.

If you’re unsure about
anything, come and get me.

Yeah.

Is it bad up there, or is it?

- No.
- Yeah?

Then you can probably go to bed.

Okay.

- Good night, girls.
- Good night.

I’m going to bed.

If you get any
reports, let me know.

- Okay, Dais.
- Night.

Night.

Did he text you?

No, I haven’t
gotten anything yet.

- Madness.
- Good night.

I guess I’m not allowed
to turn on the lights.

Seems a little dumb.

Morning, Chase.

No.

What the?

Hey, man, how’s it going?

Going well. How are you?

Are you the only
one up right now?

No, there’s some girls up.

I can get them for you.

Do you have any idea
where TJ and Lauren are?

I don’t.

No one has filled
me in, unfortunately.

My God.

I’m pretty... ing
worried about TJ.

I’m starting to wonder,
is this guy okay?

Oh, I knew it.

Your call cannot be
completed as dialed.

Please check the
number and dial again.

Maybe I should wake up captain.

Oh, my... ing god.

Yeah?

Captain, sorry to wake you.

Just want to let you
know the primary is up.

TJ and Lauren never
came back last night,

and he’s just a
little upset about it.

What the hell happened?

Why is he still in
the hospital at 8 AM?

That’s 12 hours later.

This is one example where no
news might not be good news.

What a disaster.

Oh, my... ing God.

Please check the
number and dial again.

They should have
had him back by now.

Yeah, well, yeah.

But now I’m getting
worried that there’s a reason

he’s not back by now.
You know what I mean?

Hey, Ileisha, last night did
you have to get back up?

They’re not even here.

- off.
- They’re not here.

Oh, here she’s calling
me right now. What’s up?

- Hold on.
- Beautiful.

- Hello?
- What’s up, man?

So you’re okay?

All right, man.
Talk to you later.

- Bye.
- Yeah?

Un... ing unbelievable.

You’re speaking Spanish to me.

Cheesy.

Hey, Jake.

I set the table for six, even
though they’re not here.

- Is that okay?
- Yeah, that’s fine.

The boat looks
good. Nice. I’m happy.

Hey, captain. How are you doing?

I’m good. How are you?

I can’t believe
what I woke up to.

Sounds like he’s in
seeing the doctor now.

And hopefully we can get
him back on board soon.

A little bit later, we’re
going to do the beach setup.

- Okay. Awesome.
- Cool.

Well, you can go down
and start the master.

If you can keep
your radio on, though,

if I need you, thanks.

- Good morning.
- Hey.

There she is.

Let’s do this first. Then
I’m going to go change.

Looks like we got
extra space at the table.

Yeah, right?

Madison, can you
come up here, please?

Yep.

Chia pudding.

Oh, wow.

Nutella on strawberry crêpes.

This is the last
thing. Don’t worry.

Oh, there she is.

Did you set this one up?

Lucy and Chase did that one.

Okay, so this is what we’re
going to do, pretty much.

Yeah.

- What’s up?
- We’re done.

You’re done? What happened?

Oh, my God.

Well, the good news
is they’re coming back.

- So...
- Yay, that’s great.

When they get back,
you guys could have, like,

food waiting for them.
That would be awesome.

Yeah, absolutely, of course.

Are you getting
set up for this thing?

Yeah.

Because they’re
going to go pretty soon.

I’m going to lay out upstairs,
maybe take a little nap.

You guys want to
head out there with me?

Yeah, I’m coming.

Yeah, so chairs, umbrellas,
and then paddle boards.

The other two are
on their way back.

Okay.

The primary has us that we
have, like, a spread for them.

So five meals today?

Yeah, something like that.

Ah.

It’s good they’re coming back.

Come on, bicycle pump.

Morning.

Oh, yeah, baby. Is that... no.

Yeah, that’s true, actually.

If I start snoring, wake me up.

Hello, Glenn speaking.

Hello, Captain Glenn.
This is Jean-Lucca.

- You have my guests?
- Yes, I do.

Ah, okay, perfect.

You’ve got sparkling water.

You’ve got a bottle
of champagne.

Yep, got it.

All crew, all crew.

The water taxi is approaching
now with the guests.

OMG.

Hey, man.

Hey, how’s it going?

All right, to the beach.

Alrighty.

You guys must be tired.

I’m so tired.

Oh, my God.

Daisy, guests are back on board.

Coffee.

Do you even need the
stitches by the time they did it?

It probably already stopped
bleeding at that point, right?

No, it needed...
Like, it was open.

- Yeah.
- So...

So the stitches actually
are doing something?

- That’s good.
- Yeah.

It feels like it would
have been more

imperative 14 hours earlier.

Probably.

Sorry, man. It sucks.

Well, I’m just glad
that you’re okay.

That’s the most
important thing, you know?

We’ll bring you
up some food now.

Thank you.

After they’re all settled,
can I get a piná colada?

Yeah, absolutely.

Wait till they’re
all settled first, too.

Will you be going to the beach,
or will you be taking a rest?

I think so.

I’m going to take a nap.

Daisy, honey, can I
do a Bloody Mary?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, I’m not in
the mood for this.

Thank you.

- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.

Why is everything
so hard? I don’t get it.

... ing big.

Shut up. I’m not in the
mood for this right now.

How hard was that piná
colada for you to make?

I can make it real quick.

It was excellent. Can
I get another one?

Yeah, you want to get one to go?

Because we kind of feel
like she’s going to come,

and it’d be kind of cool if
she’s with us when we pull up.

Okay, there’s no rush at all.

- Yeah, okay.
- Thank you.

- We can absolutely wait.
- All right.

For ’s sake, this is exactly why

I didn’t want to send a stew.

Can I get some
of the green juice

that you guys made earlier?

Yeah.

Can I get a double espresso,

and then can you add
vanilla and cinnamon to it?

Yeah, sure.

Now, I’m pretty sure
Lucy’s going to be

doing all.

Should we just relax now?

While we’re busting our asses.

Daisy, Daisy.

Can you give me a plate,
please, for our scrambled eggs?

You need help
with anything, Dais?

No, it’s fine.

Should we make a sand castle?

Or should we write
in the sand, welcome?

Or SOS.

Need some help, Daisy?

Maybe you can help
make the smoothie,

if Ileisha gives
you instructions.

You want me to make a smoothie?

Well, I mean, you just put a
load of stuff in and blend it.

I can make it.

I can do it, I can do it,
just give me a minute.

I just need to get
these drinks out.

Where’s Daisy?

I’m this close to having
a... ing meltdown.

People can stop sitting
up in the... ing bridge

while we’re insanely busy.

I just feel like I’m drowning.

I feel like I can’t get
my head above water.

I feel like I can’t get
things under control.

If I’m running up
and down the stairs,

stop asking me if I need
help and just... ing help.

If I push things down too
much, I do kind of break down,

and I crumble.

Un... ing real.

I feel so beaten down.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Hey, Daisy.

Next, on the "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht"...

That’s not good.

Oh, my God.

Lucy may have
ruined a guest’s dress.

I’m going to cry.

Where’s Gary?

Gary’s gone for a cigarette.

There was a bit of a d*ck move

to take a smoke
break right then.

I thought you were on my side.

What the is going on?

Get a pair of ba*ls, bro.

It’s a little longer
than I was expecting.

We’re massively
trying our hardest.

I don’t mean work harder, but
I definitely mean work smarter.

Dude, what’s up with all
of our head departments?

They’re all imploding.

- , Colin, brü.
- Pricks.

This is why I’m glad
I’m not the boss, huh?