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03x17 - All Roads Lead to Gaisy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck Sailing Yacht". Aired: February 3, 2020 –present.*
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The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.

03x17 - All Roads Lead to Gaisy

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Previously this season on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

One of the most important things
for me is the communication,

especially your two departments.

- Yeah.
- It's very important.

Plan for today.

Yeah, so, brunch at 11:00.

So, we can start setting
up for a brunch now.

Daisy and Gary are working
a lot better this season

than they did last season.

- Who are you gonna hook up with?
- You, Dais!

- Come here.
- Get the hell away from me!

I don't just want to jump
to the first person

that gives me attention.

Why can't little Gary behave?

Scarlett, do you mind
checking laundry, please?

Yeah.

It's easy for Gary not to care,
because Daisy isn't Gary's boss.

Gary, shut up.

Maybe I should just let it be.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh,
this is Heaven on Earth.

Amazing!

Hands down, this is the best
food in my entire life.

I'm resting.

You've got huge bags
under your eyes.

I don't wanna
see my mate have a meltdown.

Allegra and Gabe, they decided
to get married by Captain Glenn.

Laura is celiac, so that means
she's actually allergic.

Gluten-free, dairy-free, and
a ----ing wedding cake.

This is too much.

You okay?

You're gonna do great, okay?

Gabriela, you'll be second stew.

I have no problem
respecting you.

You lead the way I wanna be led.

Have you worked on
a charter boat before?

Just days.

Daisy, have you given any
thought into second stew?

Get this hierarchy
out of your head.

All I've wanted this
whole season

is to prove to Daisy
I am good at my job.

You were gonna go over
to the beach to set it up.

I am hoping that Ashley can
show to me her growth,

show that she can delegate,
organize, and be professional.

Glenn's gonna be
standing like this.

Hang decorations off of
this one, then move it.

I'm gonna go over
to the beach now.

While I'm gone, can you
just set up for dinner?

And if you can have a tray
of champagne for the guests...

- Yeah.
- ...when we come back.

You may now kiss the bride.

Woo-hoo!

[cheering]

Yay!

I'm not marrying you, Daisy!

You're such a d*ck.

Damn, why did you have
to catch it, Daisy?

Don't be touching me wet, now.

[laughing]

It's a cute couple.

- Yes.
- Come, Dais.

Oh, yes!

Okay, guys.

Oh, God, stop.

Are you okay,
or you're behind?

Very behind.

Aw.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, too.

What an honor.

And Daisy...
everyone, thank you.

- Scarlett? Scar?
- Yeah.

I need help.

I can't' do it all right now.

We'll do this during dinner.

Okay.

I'll help you, but it's
just too much.

[laughing, cheering]

I was like, either,

like, here and there,
or we can put them over here.

[cheering]

Is that them, Scar?

- What?
- Is that them?

- What?
- Coming?

That might be them coming.

Oh sh--.

Okay.

I don't have enough champagne
glasses, what the *bleep*?

Scarlett, I need...

do you know if there's
clean glasses downstairs?

Or if there was any
in the room, are they...

is there some in the master?

Let me go look.

What? No, we didn't.

[laughing, chattering]

- I saw it!
- I just need two.

- Yeah, there are.
- Grab 'em.

I'm gonna wash 'em
really quick, ash.

Copy.
Try to go slow.

Scarlett, just rinse
them out up here.

Okay.

So, is there
any champagne left?

We don't want it to go to waste.

Oh, yeah.

Best wedding I've ever done.

Yeah!

Copy.

Should Marcos throw some?

No, he's got enough
on his plate.

If you guys want me
to take your...

Matt, Matt, Matt!

Let's just do it here.

Just go, just go.

Way too fast.

Go, go, go.

Who do I throw it on, just them?

Just throw it in the air.

Tell me when.

Just throw it in the air.

This is gonna be
a b*tch to clean up.

Kelsie, Gary, Barnaby, sorry.

The last obstacle,
getting up this ladder.

Hello.

Woo!

Thank you!

Thank you so much.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you!

[sighs]

I do wanna change.

Well, the sun has set
on the last charter... ha, ha.

Oh, the moon, look at
this, it's so pretty.

Ah, I think that's
enough on the table.

Yeah, me too.

It looks beautiful, girls.

Thanks, Daisy.

Hey, Matt, don't change.

Scarlett, if you're
gonna do cabins,

I'm gonna let you lead service.

So, you're gonna do everything.

Okay, and I'll be there
the whole time with you.

Okay.

Don't put them away yet, because
they're all salty and sandy.

- Oh, it's nice up here.
- Very nice.

The tablescapes
have been on point.

Oh sh--.

Oh, my God.

Did a b*mb go off in
here, or what?

Don't worry, Glenn,
I'm going to vacuum it up.

I feel like
you're gonna be finding rice

on this boat for
months to come.

- Hey!
- Woo!

Barnacle!

A smashing success.

Okay, guys, cheers,
you're married.

Let's not rock the boat.

Right, and you are welcome
to sit for dinner.

You can go down, Kels.

Can I get anyone wine?

- Pinot noir, yeah.
- Okay, great.

Thank you.

Tuna carpaccio...
took me one hour to do this.

They ----ing
look all perfect.

For this last dinner

I'm gonna pull all
the tricks out of my hat.

Who knows, maybe I'm gonna do a
little dance for them. So...

Scarlett,
we're ready for service.


Copy that, on my way.

They're gonna love it.

Okay, we can go now.

- Oh, my God.
- What is this?

So, Daisy and I...

I'm only joking.

Daisy!

Ooh... woo!

- Whoa.
- It smells fantastic.

Tuna carpaccio
with cherry capers.

I put applewood smoke.

- Congratulations, guys.
- Is this better or worse?

Thank you, Marcos.

It smells fantastic.

You can taste the smokiness.
It's really good.

You know, I'm gonna flambe
this sh-- upstairs.

- Marcos, we're about to clear.
- Copy.


This is gonna be for primary.

- Colin, take Laura.
- Thanks.

Thank you, Daisy.

You're welcome.

Wow, thank you.

There you go.

Holy sh--, is that a steak?

Is that a tomahawk?

Yeah.

This is gonna be good, guys.

- Woo!
- Oh!

That's what I'm talking about.

Marcos, you're a showman.

That's the idea.

You've outdone yourself, Chef.

Very good.

Thank you so much, Marcos.

You're welcome.

[vocalizing]

---ing...

Mrah, mrah, mrah,
talking with your mouth full!

Chew with your mouth closed.

An aphrodisiac for
your wedding night.

Yeah, but we're
in separate rooms.

Are we all finished?

Daisy, we're ready to clear.

Copy.

Dinner's over, I feel like.

We have a wedding cake.

I can't wait.

Oh, I got it.

- Coming with the cake?
- Yeah.

Ready whenever you are.

- You go first.
- Wow.

Dude, that's ----ing amazing.

So, is this a bad
wedding cake look, or...

- Hey!
- Whoa.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Thank you so much.

- What?
- Yay!

It's gluten-free, by the way.

- Ready?
- It really is.

- Careful!
- Wow. Oh, my God.

It looks stunning.

Oh, are you gonna feed her?

No... oh, I thought you
were gonna...

Just eat it.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, it's so good.

Seeing the final product
and guests happy,

you don't even have idea
how much relief I have.

Everything he's done
has just, like...

Yes, it's over.

And Marcos, it's beautiful...
well done.

Can I take these out?

- Have you got it like that?
- Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

She was good at the beach, man.

Yeah?

She was telling us
what to do, yeah.

Okay, good,
I like to hear that.

I don't think she's
quite at second stew yet.

Like, I was thinking of
giving her lead stew,

because I do think
she's improved.

The cake is great.

- They're very happen.
- Mission accomplished.

I won't stress anymore.

Ah!

Thank you, everyone,
for helping me.

Oh, that's so good.

I don't have to wear
this shirt again for a while.

- I think I'm done.
- This was so good.

Early night tonight.

I'm fine with it.

Yeah, I think we went a little
bit too hard last night.

- Sleep tight!
- Good night.

- Thank you.
- Good night.

Daisy, are you proud of me?

Yes!

Well done, dude.
Now, go to bed.

You gonna cause some trouble
on your last night tomorrow?

Maybe.

We're partying hard tomorrow.

We're going full sin.

Scarlett?

Daisy.

We'll see what happens.

I'm always a one-gal kinda guy,

so I don't often find myself
in these predicaments.

But Gary's always gonna be Gary.

- Night.
- Have a good watch, B.

If you need anything,
come and wake me.

So, he can act like he's
interested in these other stews,

but he's got his eye on the
prize, and that prize is Daisy.

All right, once you put
that away,

you wanna just fold whatever's
in laundry right now?

- Yep.
- And then you're good.

Amazing.

You guys, I can't
believe it's over.

You know what, you're sad that
you're gonna leave Scarlett?

- No.
- Daisy?

It hasn't sunk in yet, really?

Mm-mmm.

[whistling]

Okay.

Coffee.

Oh, everything hurts so much.

I'm feeling a bit nostalgic,
I'm not gonna lie.

- Morning.
- Take these down.

Sounds good.

What are you thinking?

Oh, no, I just shut
down my mind.

- It's weird, eh?
- Yeah.

I hope you have a little bit of
time when you get home before...

It looks like not.

- That's good, huh?
- Yeah.

I'm very excited for
this new challenge,

so people can eat our food.

They're gonna be sitting
in the proper restaurant.

- It's a big deal.
- It's a perfect timing.

That's good,
I'm really happy for you.

- Yeah.
- Morning.

What time are you
thinking for breakfast?

Let's eat underway,
if that's possible.

Okay.
Great.

- Wanna hear a joke?
- Yeah, go, sh**t.

How does NASA
coordinate a party?

- I don't know, go.
- They "planet."

[chuckling]

Wow, you look great.

She's got that new bride glow.

You do look tan.

So, they would like
breakfast underway.

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna leave now.

Colin, if you can
start picking up.


It was pretty nice up top.

Yeah, that's the next stop.

Good morning.

I don't want it to end!

Anchor's home.

We are headed back to Mahon
for the last time this season.

- Yay!
- Woo-hoo!

Yeah, baby!

Daisy, what'd you think
of the wedding?

Oh, I thought it was amazing.

Did it make you
wanna get married?

Uh...

Yeah, what is
happening with Gary?

Because you and Gary...

No, that's never gonna happen.

Anyone else?

Barnaby's 23, so...

Not up for that?

Interior, interior,
I'm ready to serve breakfast.


Copy that.

Breakfast is ready,
if you guys are hungry

- Yeah.
- Let's do it, sounds great.

We are hungry this time.

- Morning!
- Morning!

- Oh, this one's lobster.
- Okay.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Wow.

Chef really hit my
preference sheet on the spot.

It's the last day of
the season, that's a wrap.

I'm gonna need
a Daisy margarita tonight.

Oh, I'm ready to get,
like ----ed up.

Daisy, do you keep the bridal
bouquet, or does...

I think she should keep it.

You've earned it.

Actually, I think you should
wear your veil

and bring the flowers
onto the plane.

They would stop me at
security and say,

"You're too unhinged
for this plane."

[laughing]

See what this means?

- It's all she wrote.
- For real.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

We need to get
the fenders out.


Copy.

- All right.
- You packed up?

Yeah, I'm pretty
much packed up.

Incoming.

We didn't leave anything
in the bathroom.

Yeah!

Okay, Gary,
I'll come ahead a bit.

We can get that
forward-going spring on.

Oi!

Forward-running springs on, Glenn.

How are we looking?

That's pretty good, man...
if that's tight, lock it off.

Glenn, forward-running
spring's made off.

Let me know when it's snug,
and I'll back down on it.

- What do you reckon?
- I reckon that's pretty good.

Good, I'm coming out of gear.

Cool, cool.

[whistling]

All right, it's playtime.

We did it.

Make sure my uniform
looks presentable.

Thank you.

That's a big bottle
of champagne, man.

Aw!

It was wonderful.

We totally wanna thank you all.

It was beyond what
we could have imagined.

We really came here trying to
do some big celebrations,

you know, casual wedding.

Totally delivered
so many memories.

It was the perfect way to cap
off a great season,

so thank you very much.

We have a tradition
amongst our friends.

When we have big celebrations,

to drink the big-a*s
bottle of champagne

Yeah!

So, for you all to celebrate
the end of your season,

- we give you this.
- Aw!

- Thank you!
- Thank you very much.

- So, there you go.
- Fantastic.

- This, too.
- Oh, that too.

Oh, this too, all right.

- Thank you very much.
- Yeah, there ya go.

Thank you, guys.

Bye!

Here, can I give that to you?

Yeah.

Daisy just ----ing spray it
over everyone, end of season.

Ugh, thank God it's over.

I'm ----ing delighted.

[ship horn honks]

I guess it's also bittersweet.

Mainly sweet.

Group hug, everybody!

All right, back to work.

I can go down and do the sheets
if you two clear all this.

Okay.

I guess we can start
the Jacuzzi for tonight.

Whoa, skinny-dipping
in the Jacuzzi,

let's go buck-wild!

- What?
- I'm just kidding.

All crew, all crew, can I
get everybody together


for our final tip meeting
in five minutes, thank you.

Oh, no, I'm stuck.

Well, I just wanna
say I'm beyond proud

of you guys this season.

You know, we had a very
intense charter at the end,

and I think we really
pulled it off

to finish the season off
with a bang.

I think every single department
did a really good job,

and the guests
really enjoyed themselves.

Marcos, you had some of

the most challenging
dietary restrictions.

- And the cake.
- And a wedding cake.

All I can say is please,
please never leave.

Daisy, you know, I watch you
take laps around the boat,

keeping an eye on
your department

and serving the guests
and keeping them happy,

and you did a really good job.

Thank you, I feel super proud
of both Scarlett and Ashley.

I think for Ashley,
I've seen the progression

from the beginning to the end.

You have worked very hard, and
I have been able to rely on you.

And on that note, I have decided
to promote her to lead stew.

Oh, wow!

I know it's at the
end of the season,

but now put it on your CV.

I think you've done a great job.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you!

Yes.

I'm so proud of myself.

Every other boat I've been on
I feel like I've just been told

that, like,
I suck at everything,

and I'm not good enough.

So, to come here and prove
to, like, myself,

and prove to everyone,
get the recognition,

honestly means so much
more than the title.

It means the
----ing world to me.

Finally, the moment you guys
have all been waiting for.

These guys really
had a great time.

It was obviously a very special
occasion for them all.

Their tip is $20,000.

Wow, I did not expect that.

Yes.

The season total
is $160,500.

- Wow.
- Okay.

How's that eh?

This is the most money
I've ever made

in one season in
my whole career...

Oh, yeah.

- Well done, everyone.
- Cheers, guys!

Yay!

- Woo-hoo!
- Parsifal!

---ing hell,
another season done.

It's been real.

I actually feel good.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks, bro.

The smell of success.

Yeah.

You think we did
a perfect season?

Mm-hmm.

The only hiccup
is that guy Charles.

Yeah, I don't like this.

I've gotten better food
at the ballpark.

Oh, that wasn't your food,
he was an as*h*le.

To be honest,
I'm very proud of myself.

Oh sh--.

Yeah, he's taken the ----ing top
of his ----ing scalp off.

Oh, my God.

So, what do we have here?

So, we have...

What's going on?

Somehow, I figured it out,
I did it.

Don't ask me how,
but I did it.

That is so good.

If I wasn't married, I'd be
in the kitchen with you.

Marcos, we've been
looking for a chef.

- Whatever you want.
- Thank you.

Dinner was absolutely amazing.

[applause]

Who's your daddy,
who's your daddy, yeah.

What are you doing?

Energy.

That's it.

I thought there was more.

No.
*bleep* guys, what a season.

Get all the dishes
that were upstairs.

Thank you so much, girls.

I look like a
grease ball right now.

I'm gonna shower.

I'm finished!

Yo, it's actually cute?

Yeah.

It's definitely not helping.

I think it's too late.

Daisy, you look lovely.

You should be the
front man in ABBA.

[laughing]

To a successful season!

Woo!

We ----ing smashed it, guys.

*bleep* yeah,
we made some money!

Which we ----ing deserve.

Sh--.

Well, let's be like a
donkey's d*ck, and hit the road.

Yeah, but Ashley, are you
actually gonna behave or not?

I always behave.

- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah, baby, let's go!

- Gary and the ladies!
- Yes!

Last season was a lot
of hiccups, a lot of moaning.

This season was funner for me.

Daisy's the chief stew.

What the *bleep* is a lead stew?
It's a nothing.

I don't even care
about the title,

it's the fact that
Daisy recognized

that I'm making an effort
and I have improved.

We all recognize it.

[laughing]

I love that everybody parties.

What I wanna know,
is Gary gonna shag Scarlett.

Gary's either gonna *bleep*
Daisy or Scarlett.

No, Gary is never gonna
*bleep* Daisy.

- Mm.
- Daisy's, like...

I wouldn't put it past him.

Really?

Hey!

[chattering]

Oh sh--,
this is a lot of steps.

It's so pretty.

I like that there's already
food waiting for us,

that's so sweet of them.

- Hello!
- Hola.

This is a cheese burrata,
chicken skewers,

fresh cheese from Mahon.

This mussel just exploded on me.

That's what she said.

It's phenomenal.

Capitano!

[cheering]

- Hey, guys, how's it going?
- Woo-hoo!

And if you want,
I take the drinks.

[speaking in Spanish]
Un tequila.

Un tequila?

- Dos?
- No, no, no, doce.

Doce?
Twelve?

Why 12?

Oh... how many of us are...
no, ocho.

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight...

nueve...

[speaks Spanish]

Thanks for coming, Capitan.

Of course, I wouldn't miss it.

No, look how
well-behaved everyone is.

That's why I don't
normally come.

Oh, my God.

There's no way you're doing one.

I'll do it.
I'm old, I'm not dead.

But I might not be able
to see after this shot.

You guys have to teach
me how to do it.

- So, lick your hand like this...
- Glenn...

...like that, and then pour
some salt, so it sticks.

All right.

Not too much.

Lick the salt, drink the
tequila, and bite the lemon.

- So, lick the lemon...
- Lick the salt!

No, lick the salt.

Lick the tequila...

Swallow the lemon...

Yes, perfect.

- Cheers, everyone!
- Cheers, guys.

Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Okay.

Ooh!

Okay, another round!
No.

That would probably
make a good margarita

if it was
all together.

Are you all right?

Ah, it burns.

And you were making fun of me!

Hey, Capitan, how are
you feeling right now?

I'm a bit relieved because
we've made it to the end,

but I'm also a bit melancholy,

because I'm gonna miss you
guys when you guys scatter

to the four corners
of the Earth, you know?

It's a good feeling
to end the season

with so much positive
feelings going on.

Just the camaraderie of the crew
is pretty rare to see.

So, it's kinda
something special.

Glenn, you're the best
captain I've worked with.

Same.

To Captain Glenn.

- Aw.
- You've done so much for us.

Everyone appreciates
you so much,

and we're very happy to have
you here with us tonight.

- Aw!
- Thank you.

We are!

- Cheers to Glenn.
- Thank you very much.

- Cheers, Glenn!
- To Glenn.

Cheers to you guys.

We're gonna miss you, Cap.

Let's just do it all over
another, another six weeks, huh?

I'm ready.

Thanks for a great
season, everyone.

I totally expect you guys
will misbehave this evening.

- Ah-ha!
- Enjoy yourselves.

- Cheers, Glenn!
- Cheers.

To Glenn!

[chattering]

Cheers.

Hip-hip-hooray!

Coming up...

Can me and you one time
in our life, be...

Have sex?

So where are we meeting?

What the *bleep* is going on?

All right, guys, have fun, eh?

Just don't burn the boat
down, all right?

- That's asking a lot.
- That's the only rule.

- All right, that's it.
- So pretty!

And you know what
you want to eat?

Vegetables, please.

Can I also do the vegetables?

I wanna get the fish.

For me [speaking Spanish].

Gracias.

Should we take a photo there
with the beach behind us?

I'll take one for you guys.

- Let's do it.
- Yeah.

- Do you want wine?
- Yeah.

One...

[laughing]

Oh, that is classic.

This is so beautiful, though.

All right, guys, enjoy it...
bon appétit.

Wow, this looks amazing, though.

So, guys, what's
everyone's highs

and their lows of the season?

My high of the season, Dais,

I'm gonna have to say you,
coming up from last season.

We've just got along
like a house on fire,

and you and I are
closer than ever, and...

[laughing]

It's meant a lot to me.

Try not to sleep
with the new girl.

The girl that I really do
like, her name is Daisy.

That's really sweet, thank you.

Cheers to you.

As for my lows, probably that
low-ball tip that they gave us.

Now I feel like I'm losing money
by just sitting here

and looking at this
disgusting food.

I think that's inedible.

The tip comes to
a total of 6,500.

It's still better than a poke
in the eye with a pointy stick.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- My high was the giggle club.

Yeah!

[knocking]

Come in.

[knocking]

Oh, it's you!

[laughing]

Holy sh--.

You just weirdly wrestled
each other

as an excuse to touch
each other, I've seen it.

Call it what you want,
we enjoyed it.

My high was us becoming
the best seamen.

Come on, come on, come on!

It's my honor to present
the first seamen cup.

[cheering]

Oh, my God, I love that.

My high this season,
I think the wedding.

The wedding was beautiful.

I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

Woo-hoo!

It honestly made me
feel like

there might be true
love out there.

Hello! Hello!

I wanna make a toast.

This is quite a rarity,
to get a team

that can work this well
together, and let's celebrate.

- Cheers.
- Aw!

Yo!

Colin for president.

Cheers.

Okay, let's go, guys.

[speaking Spanish] papi!

- Hey, easy, easy, easy.
- Barnaby you come with us.

I'm weirdly winded.

- We're outta shape.
- Yeah.

- Ah!
- Have you seen it?

Daisy...

We've all seen it,
I don't remember it.

- Daisy...
- I haven't seen it.

It got in my eye,
you mother----er.

Can I actually have a sip?

- No, I'm not stupid.
- Please?

What are you doing?

*bleep*

Soaked!

Ah!

Watch out, watch out!

[laughing]

*bleep*

Guys!

Are you changing?

Yep.

I need to pee-pee-pee!

Daisy!

Oh, you look so hot.

Gary, you're getting
ahead of yourself.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Champagne, champagne!

Woo!

[speaking Spanish]

Oh!

Congratulations, guys.

[shouting]

[shouting]

All right, I'm gonna go
make some grilled cheeses.

One, two, three, four.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Yes, Colin!

Ready?

Welcome to Ashley's life.

Oh, oh, oh.

♪ Hey, hey

I have to make about 20 grilled
cheeses in this situation.

Everybody wants
a grilled cheese.

You've gotta make up
some words, bro.

[singing in Spanish]

Where's Ashley?

I don't know what's going on.

What happened to that?

This is Ashley.

Here we go, now.

♪ Oh Parsifal

This is bullsh--.

Let me tell you this
much right now...

this ain't gonna be cute.

♪ Parsifal

Yarriba!

♪ Oh Parsifal

This is really bad.

I'm trying, guys, I'm trying.

♪ Tomorrow's a beautiful day

Oh, I'm gonna cry,
that was so good!

Are you okay?

Yeah, do you want
a grilled cheese?

Um...

I'm gonna go to bed soon.

I love cheese.

You're a cavewoman, definitely.

Me?

This is a disgusting meal.

What the *bleep*...

this...

[laughing]

Okay, so for once,
can me and you,

one time in our life, be...

Have sex?

Where are we meeting?

Starboard or port,
starboard or port?

Okay, go step into something
a little bit less wet.

You're not getting into
the bed with a wet bikini,

I'm just telling
you that right now.

I'm pretty sure
I can take my clothes off.

I'm, like, capable
of taking my bikini off.

What the *bleep* is going on?

No, no, no,
you stay right there.

If I'm going to get you naked...
wait, wait, stay there!

Hey, Daisy!

I'm done.

This is unedible.

What are you doing?

Oh, this woman, bro.

Hey, Ashley, go to bed now.

Good job, I'm going to bed.

Oh, thank you.

[chattering]

Ow! Ow, pendeja!

Oh!

- Gary...
- I need to poop.

[chattering]

Yeah, I... ate a lot of cheese!

Yes, I'm going to hit you.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

[speaking Spanish]

Oh!

[laughing]

Lovely.

Gary, come here.

I'm getting into something dry,

and then I'm going with you.

You know what, see you later.

I don't need any of you
*bleep* to put me to sleep.

No, you're gonna change
into something dry.

I'm thought you'd agree
on this sh--.

We made a mess, you guys.

You're gonna carry me?

Okay, I'll put you
in your bed... okay.

Change into something dry.

It's time for bed.

Ow!

Honestly, you...

I need to floss, however,

I think that's a morning
Kelsie problem.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, it's time for bed.

I have no clue
what's going on,

but I'm hoping
they move out of my way soon

so I can go to sleep.

- All right.
- Mm, bed.

I'm going to bed as well.
I'm going to bed.

Talk about getting
c*ck-blocked *bleep*.

Life's difficult.

What's happening?

What the *bleep*?
Is that you?

- Sorry.
- Oh, my God.

Night-night.

What time is it?

- Oh, I can't tell you.
- *bleep*

I said to her, "Let's fall
asleep in my arms."

Listen, I'm proud of you.

Mira, listen to me,
I know, I know but...

But I'm very happy to sleep with her

and hold her in my arms
till we wake up.

Like, mine and Gary's
relationship is so complicated.

I don't think we actually
feel anything for each other.

Did a part of
you kinda wanna go?

- No.
- I feel like it's hard.

Anyway.

I'm gonna give her
a good night kiss.

- Too much?
- I would say leave it.

That's gonna be our
last night together, bro.

Never again will we be
the three amigos like this.

- Los papis.
- Yeah, los papis.

Okay?

Holy sh--.

What the *bleep* happened here?

[knocking]

Good morning,
sleeping beauties.

Mm.

Time for you guys to get
up and start packing,

or at least these guys.

Thanks.

Well, here we go.

Ugh, why?

Okay, everyone, bye!

Grab your sh--
and then *bleep* off.

You guys need to clean
up this crew mess.

It looks like the Hindenburg
crashed into the Titanic.

It's ----ing bad.

Oh, man.

Oh, dear.

Holy... oh!

Yeah, you see what
I'm talking about?

Can you guys clean this sh--
up so I can have breakfast?

- Yes, Glenn!
- Absolutely.

Parate!

Oh, put a shirt on, man.

The light, it burns.

Oh, vile, vile, vile.

I'm repulsed.

Big B!

It's home time.

Been a pleasure.

Gonna miss you, Big Papi.

And you, boys, and you, boys.

Oh, my God, thanks
for coming to save me!

Okay, I'll do it
again one day soon.

Okay.

- Have you seen Daisy?
- Is Daisy in the bathroom?

- Yeah.
- Just tell Daisy I love her.

- Barnaby wants to say bye.
- Bye!

I've had a great time.

I wasn't here long,
but it was long enough.

Dude, thanks for everything.
You saved the day.

It's been a pleasure.

I'm glad you could come out,
and have a safe trip home.

- Thanks so much.
- Stay in touch.

What I will miss are the great
friends that I've made on board.

The people are great;
the work, not so much.

Oh, hello... don't get
toothpaste all over me.

The hardest part about
saying goodbye

is I'm no longer going to be
living six foot from Daisy.

Thanks for looking after me.

No, thank you for
looking after me!

- Well, thanks.
- That was great.

Thanks, Glenn.

All right, man,
really appreciate it.

- Thank you very, very much.
- Take care.

- This sucks.
- This does suck.

- You going?
- Yes.

- Bye!
- Oh!

All right, bye, Daisy.

Oh, my gosh, we did it!

I'm so proud of myself.

It was a huge challenge, and I
think I did a great job at it.

Thanks for everything,
thank you so much.

You are the best.

Can you give Scarlett
a hand with that?

Thank you so much.

- All right, be safe.
- Bye!

See you later.

It's bittersweet with Gary,

because I feel a
strong connection with him.

Jesus!

But the only place
he ever drives

is straight into drama,
and I want no drama.

Thank you.

If I could live through
what just happened,

I think I could hop on
any boat and it would be easy.

- Look after yourself.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Cheers!

Bye, Scar.

Hey, you're still here!

Still wearing the same sh--
you were wearing last night.

Yeah, it was in the
engine room drying.

We had a water fight in
the taxi, it was hilarious.

Don't forget to strip
your beds, Kelsie.

Easy-peasy,
I'm pretty much packed.

Okay, I'm leaving.

Aw!

Ash.

Take care of yourself.

Bye.

Take care, Ash.

Bye.

Probably wasn't as friendly
as I could have been,

but I'm slowly learning.

Bye, thank you for everything.

It's been such a pleasure
working with you.

- You, too.
- All the best.

Thank you for everything.

Stay in touch.

It's hard for me
to be on a team,

because I like
doing things my way,

and it's definitely something I
regret at this point in my life.

Thank you for all
your hard work.

- You smashed it.
- Thanks, Dais.

I know that there's
more out there,

and I just wanna
keep experiencing things,

because I have
a lot left to learn

and a lot more growing to do.

- Daisy!
- Oh!

I loved rooming with you.

Mwah!

Anything you need,
always hit me up.

Bye, Gary!

From this charter season,
I have learned

that I don't
think super-yachting

is the industry for me.

Here, gimme another hug.

- Thanks, Glenn.
- Thanks.

Stay in touch.

I like being the captain
of my ship

and bossing the
other people around

more than I like
being bossed around.

So, peace out, mother----ers!

Don't get in too much trouble!

- I never do.
- Mm-hmm.

All right. Amiga.

- Bye!
- Bye-bye...

Ah, it was amazing,
working with you.

- Yes, I had a great time.
- Right?

- And we'll see each other.
- See you in L.A.

I'm definitely coming
to see you in L.A.

- Yeah.
- Thanks for everything, mate.

Yeah, for sure, Capitan.

Amazing working with you.

You were amazing
this summer, dude.

I've been alone for so many
years, but with this crew,

I feel like I have
a lot of support from them

that I didn't feel in the past.

Thanks for everything, brother.

Love you lots, eh?

You're a ----ing legend, bro.

Good man.

In a very short period of time,

it make me feel like
I have, like, a family...

like, a new family, you know?

- All right, brothers.
- Okay.

- Love you.
- Boys!

Giggity-giggity.

- See you, brother.
- See you.

This is the first time
I have this feeling.

[sniffles]

This is the crew
from last year.

That's right, eh?

- Oh!
- Yeah.

Well, we did it again.

- Good season, guys.
- It's good!

- Captain Glenn!
- All right, man.

Ah.

Thanks for everything.

Glenn is the perfect captain.

I'll come work for you anytime.

Yeah, I hope to get
you back next summer.

I would love to have
a lot of the traits

that he shows in
how I run my boat.

Thanks, Glenn!

All right, man, thanks,
safe trip.

*bleep* I hate this part.

Yeah, this is
the worst part, eh?

It sucks.

I really feel connected
with this crew this year.

It's kinda just cemented
the fact

that I crave these friendships,

and I need them,
and when I find them,

I cherish them, and
they last for a long time.

- Goodbye, my friend.
- Oi.

It's a surreal feeling
that it's all come to an end.

I'm fighting back the tears.

Whew.

Even if I cry.

- See ya, brother.
- See you, man.

- I love you, man.
- I love you, too.

Gary, come chat to me
while I'm packing.

If I have to.

So, how did you leave
things with Scarlett?

Good.

Nothing really is
happening there.

It was a little romance on the
boat, and that's about it.

Who are you gonna miss the most?

I'll probably miss you
and Colin the same.

Aw!

I'd love to work with you again.

I want our relationship
to keep growing and growing.

Oh, my God, Gary, stop.

What, I'm being serious.

I think if we hang
out too much, we'll...

we might be... no!

We wouldn't
be friends anymore.

Oh.

You'll fall in love
with me, but...

Okay.

For me, so much has
happened this season.

I've had to deal with
a lot of situations

that I've never
experienced before.

I can't believe
you're leaving, Dais.

I know... thank you so
much for everything.

Yeah, thanks.

At the end of the day,

I'm a good person
with good intentions.

I'll just take what
I learned this season

into the next season.

Bye!
Thank you again.

All right, thanks, Dais.

You smell of B.O.

I didn't wanna be rude,
because I was like,

what the *bleep* did you shower?

That's pheromones.

I plan on taking
a ----ing holiday,

a detox, maybe sit
in silence for an hour.

Bye again.

I think my relationship
with Daisy has come a long way

from last season.

It's fun, flirtatious,
and it's professional.

- Keep in touch.
- Will do.

The sexual tension
is undeniable,

but I think I'm starting to
realize that more and more.

I think she's
realizing that more and more.

Maybe one day...
yeah, I don't know.

- Yeah, I'll see you later.
- Ciao, Dais.

Whew.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

Can you come up to the
flybridge for a minute?


All right, well,
now we gotta drain

and disinfect that Jacuzzi,

because who knows
what's going on there.

Jeez.

Oh, yeah...

careful, dude, something
just moved.

I swear to God,
it's got tentacles.

Anyway, let's drain that.

That is so gross.

*bleep* my life.